>qott
me before hrt
me now
me in five years

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>>42376816
those five minutes between threads were truly harrowing
>qott
Hitler, my dad, Michelle obama's husband
https://voca.ro/1ox0AGAMyIUD

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this is going to be a long night

i don't want to touch my penis tonight what's wrong with me

i just stayed awake all night

>>42376840
have you seen any japanese women recently?

>>42376840
get someone to do it for you

>>42376816
my 3 future husbands: chad, tyrone, and chang.

>>42376857
have you o_o

>>42376816
not a manmoder but i came here to say that gif goes hard

>QOTT: name three men
jackie chan, jackie chan, jackie chan

farewell

>>42376857
sorry yellowfevermoder i'm straight

>>42376851
go sleep

https://voca.ro/11vCo4f05bVG

qott:
e’twaun moore, kenneth faried, de’anthony melton

>>42376865
almost all day everyday o_o
>>42376871
b but... ok...

so then have other britbongers noticed the sheer increase of asians in london? not that i'm complaining. i love their food and their men.

>>42376890
that's so based...

>>42376874
https://voca.ro/1fwIqxwSFcPr

>>42376890
if i looked like a japanese woman i'd let you ogle me all day every day but i went through male puberty and then some and have this annoying fuckass haircut because i'm too scared to show my stylist photos of women

BBAN-567

>>42376919
https://voca.ro/1g0AhuYPBbQN

can you each attach transcripts of your vocaroos to your posts? tia

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>>42376937
idk what i did to deserve this nickname.........
>slash slash slash slash

>>42376945
https://voca.ro/11wvwLxNWdxC

>>42376964
im waaaay too cute to have ever had a tumblr account i just think my sauce scares ppl

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fresh cookies :)

>>42376979
Grim

>>42376934
so so good, all bban codes are so awesome

>>42376984
my favorite is BBAN-310...so fucking good

>>42376982
it’s okay, they taste delicious

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>>42376816
Hello /mmg/ I either hit or nicked a vein during my injection tonight. Large stream of blood came out and I am now waiting to see if I accidentally out myself cuz I have to go to an ER for estrogen OD.
Also I <3 men, wish I didn’t look like one tho

>>42377020
new anxiety unlocked

>>42377020
jellyfishmoder this is not a thing. don't worry. I've accidentally caused bleeding while injecting before and it's never been a huge issue. just be careful next time!

>>42377020
99.9999% chance you're fine
as long as the needle didn't snap and get stuck inside your body you'll be okay
also same :(

>>42377020
you just went through a blood vessel on the way down, there's like a 0% chance you injected directly into it
and even if you did, fuck it right?

>>42376831
wats wrong

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>>42377027
>>42377028
>>42377032
I know it’s probably nothing and outside of nerves and adrenaline I feel fine enough and it’s been at least 30 mins or so since my injection so I’m probably fine. Still just a bit nerve wracking seeing an actual flowing stream of blood come out cuz I was not expecting that. Really good way to distract me from suicidal thoughts too somehow lol

>>42377042
jellyfish are immortal you'll be fine

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moder x ftm

>>42377020
>Also I <3 men, wish I didn’t look like one tho
https://voca.ro/17DPf24Wdoh0

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overflowing with cookies

>>42377086
bitch gimme a cookie

would it kill u to be polite..

>>42377091
Bitch please gimme a cookie

>>42377089
>>42377092
i’d love to

>>42377094
hell yeah moder cookies

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>>42377058
That’s true <3

>>42377071
No that’s so fair, I just hold on hope I can find a nice man one day to overlook me being a gigahon beast and who doesn’t have a severe character flaw

>>42377086
Those look really good nona!!

i have eaten 12 cookies in the last 2 days.

everytthing fels fake. the economy feels fake.

my titties are real tho

cookie monster in mmg

cookie moder

>>42377114
im not a monster im just a man.. shoot same thing :(

>>42377118
We aren't men here I'm gonna have to ask you to leave

>>42377120
leave this world? ok. you're right. i'll die for you. you did this. when you go to sleep tonight you'll go to sleep having killed someone

does anyone know if we have to keep going tomorrow?

>>42377122
im not sleeping tonight im too busy moding

think i'm stopping tomorrow

the mode never ends

all the truemoders are into men and all the fakemoders are into women

>>42377114
me like cookie!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5JxuU7zLPo

>>42377135
truemoder into woman here. you’d think given the agp/hsts stereotypes that you’d assume the opposite

I'd be willing to lez out for an equivalent trade

>>42377141
late transitioning fagreppers get forgotten by perverted sexologists sadly

i am the mode warrior

>>42377139
everyone so tired with ur bit they cant even be bothered to "coal"

>>42377141
you are not a real manmoder

wassoids

They served my ass a la mode

>>42377167
what makes you so sure?

who pullin they pork

who cranking they hog

https://vocaroo.com/13zfSAekEueG

seriously considering leaving my job after 2 days here

>>42377236
https://voca.ro/1oROm1SeJGMw

>dies of cringe

>>42377235
I prefer the vibe

having any kind of job is a humiliation ritual especially if u are a retard

i like my job

only way i can buy weed

realest moder itt

>>42375870
fuck my life this will never happen to me
>>42376816
glad to know you can show and celebrate your liking to barely human creatures, love is love I guess, even if you like having sex with cockroaches

misandristmoder is here guess its time for me to sleep

im gonna a start filtering lia and her wife bruh that ahit already ruined my day and it's just 5am

i guess bro

Lia shouldn't even be here in the first place

>>42377299
love is love doesn't apply to men because men are not capable of love

I want to fuck my dad

i stored his shirt and hoodie in ziploc bags so they don't lose the smell fdfdsds the armpits :drool:

smell sunday

Ugh, guys I don't think I can do this any longer. Manmoding at the end of the day doesn't feel much different from repression.

oh my god this stupid polo smells so fucking good i shan't taint it with putrid carapace too much

>>42377324
start girlmoding then

>>42377324
its fine if you manmode for too extended of a period you may as well be ripping. Always have an exit plan

If I was to have sex with a woman I'd prefer she were trans like me and she'd better be crazy pretty otherwise ill just call up a guy when i need sex

>>42377328
I won't pass and being a hon seems even worse.

chomped cheese

ur so right mcdoublemoder i should get a mcdouble

>>42377378
why is this so fucking funny

>>42377385
thats what ive been saying

theyre still serving the breakfast menu here i have to wait fuck my retard tranny life

these fucking emo bands are really trying to charge 50 dollars for concerts

i think I sharted some of my prog out sighhhhh I mean brappppppp
whatever it's fine

>Qott:
Walter, Chris T, and Chris W. All three of them. At the same time. It'd be a harem and that's ok because it's halal.
a surfer
an accountant
and a used car salesman
holy trinity of men right there.

i'm drunk

i’m high!

im gay

that’s so awesome

sometimes i just think about two brothers, at the same time. chris and kyle spit roasting me.

im drunk high and gay goml

im not drunk or high but i am gay

I'm sober and gay

i'm a dog :3

wow just think about [stock photo of a white man] and [stock photo of a white man] doing [insert sex act] to [subject field], wouldn't that be [positive adjective]

i'm a horse

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same bro

ahctually
i'm a broom

I'm a room in your house. when you come into me I observe you from every conceivable angle and clock you in ways never thought possible. but I think you're cute. I like you. I need you. and even still...I'm just a room in your house

nona that's SO fucking awesome

sometimes when i wake up i turn over to lay on my tummy, arch my ass and palpate my asshole

it doesng help thag im a man and i hate myself for represssing

how much can everyone bench?? i've got maaaybe 200 if it was life or death

ive never benched once in my entire life so i would probably die no matter the weight

>>42377690
i did the bar with 20 pounds once

I'd go for 400 and then my arms would crumble and my head would get popped off like a lego minifigure

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i should have been a male repressor with a wanderlust gf and a computer job in 2011

>>42377702
are you trying to scare me?? because you did.

>>42377690
i couldn't lift the bar last time i tried benching

current bench max is 145, was 185 before hrt

>>42377716
anon there are women in their 90s who can bench more than the bar

I don't have a girlfriend

the bar weighs like 50 pounds...if you can't lift the bar you might be like, malnourished or something

getting my tits removed and being a hrt twink

>>42377741
same but im fat and i have manface and my breasts are small asf so

getting my claws removed and being a normal man

quints and I get everything I want forever

>>42377761
kill yourself immediately you pathetic loser

so close nona

>>42377768
rerollan

uh oh looks like we’re all men forever

i could go for some gnocchi a la nona theresa

i miss new jersey moder i want her to cook baked ziti for me just like how gramma used to make it in the old country

>>42377787
only if you stuff my shell

idk what that means nona but im very desperate for human contact so i will do it :)

these niggassss creeepin these niggassss stalkin these niggassss jumpin out the dungeon, gon set your switchblade on em hit they guts like a pumpkin

fiona dourif is so pretty

>>42377799
i heard she's gonna hook up with that new annoying know it all intern this season..

i wish i was an $B xans tranner in 2018

>>42377800
actually criminal to put her in a straight relationship ngl I was going to watch that show but now nvm

>>42377739
>you might be like, malnourished or something
i'm just a sedantary guy anon :(

>be me
>gay repbro
>study and act like the women around me
>sort of fit in among uglier normies
>get raped
>go insane
>stay isolated for five years
>take hrt for three
>forget how women act
>behave more masculine in public than you did as a repper
>also you look more masculine

liking women when you're an unlovable unpassing disgustingly ugly troon is kinda nightmare mode lowk

tell me about it this sucks

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Will i ever be happy?

could you love a manmoder who had radiation poisoning and less than 24 hours to live?

i miss flirting with men now theyre all old and cant pairbond and get weird about taking it slow

im also ugly and only good for quick sex in the dark

>>42377881
i would love you so hard for 24 hours and be devastated when you died

I think my favorite cooking youtuber is a twinkhon

well my fav cooking youtuber is a pawg

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my favorite cooking youtuber is a FUB

im an estrogen addict

hello everybody im chef jOhn from food wISHes dot com

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my favorite cooking youtuber aged gracefully into a silver wolf.

my favourite cooking youtuber is a fat retarded american who doesnt even cook much anymore since he had a debilitating stroke

i'm having a debilitating stroke right now

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simpler times, man.

bruh just go post on gaygen fucking hell

>>42378020
jack?

>>42378038
yeah lmao i love that fat fuck he makes me feel a little better about my life

god I hate men

i love men

the dichotomy of man

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>>42376816
dis u?

this must be how the straggots feel when we talk about women. this thread sucks. I get it now

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this is me

god I love having sex with women

>>42378143
yo me too!!!

i like having sex with men AND women

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god shes so hot

>>42378138
i think this sucks more at least women are hot men are just ugly its like being surrounded by a bunch of people who want to fuck toasters

(GASPING FOR BREATH)

>>42378183
she got me gasping for breath rn desu

>>42378183
Is this from Chucky ?

>>42378238
no it's dirk gently, she plays a mass murderer hobo

>>42378192
what sucks is they don't even realize women are hot and they unironically think men are hot. they think the toasters are the hottest things ever. it's fucked up. but I mean I guess that's how straggots feel about women too. they probably also think fucking women is like fucking a toaster. it's all so weird

who gives a fuck if someone finds men or women attractive you people just want to be upset about anything

men's existence upsets me

>>42378288
it's b8 bro

>>42378298
this is not bait there's unironically people here that get annoyed when people bring up liking men

>>42378294
same :( like what do we even need them for...

it’s wrong to fall asleep naked wearing his hoodie but i still do it and pretend we have anything resembling what i want

>>42378306
meh, it's the same as when the non transbians complain about people talking about liking women. literally happened just in the last thread

>>42378322
i'm not saying it's any different, i'm saying if who people are attracted to genuinely matters to you then you're retarded

>>42378322
>literally happened just in the last thread
literally didn't but thanks for reaffirming that you're b8ing

i hate men
i love woman
simple as

>>42378343
you love men so much you can't even recognize misogyny. but I guess being accepting of misogyny is a prerequisite to attracting men

>>42378364
false premise

>ugh fucking transbians
>ugh fucking straggots
these are both morons

someone already said it but you fags are all bi and anyone pretending otherwise is lying

I just hate men

don't ask the "lesbians" in here what they think about femboys

understandable but u can’t help who u fall in love with
and i mean romantic attraction not just physically

>>42378420
u dont have to ask i will give my opinion unprompted theyre either cowards too scared to take estrogen or homosexual neo nazis who think wearing a $5 skirt with a cumstained evangelion shirt means they wont get beaten to death for being a faggot

>>42376868
>ctrl f "jackie chan"
>three results
thank you based nonmanmoder

gm chaps

oh boy time for an hour of sleep!

gm lia how are u i have work tomorrow n i am hoping a large truck or perhaps a bus crashes into me on my drive there

>>42378527
fuck off

nigger

is it better to like women than men because j dont have a core sense of self outside of wanting bigger hips and i could like wimen if i tried hard enough

>>42378552
no that's not permitted sry
you should have a nice snaccy
>>42378572
aw man

>>42377710
based based based harmony and chloe sevigny poster

>>42377799
she carries dirk gently

>>42378667
it isnt for death purposes i just want a very very long holiday where everyone has to be nice to me

when do you think you’ll graduate from manmoding?

never this is better than being beaten to death the minute i step outside my house

>prev died before next thread made
>no back link
why do you whores suck at making generals?

manmoding for life
manmoding in my casket
manmoding for eternity in hell

>>42378968
>manmoding for eternity in hell
you’re already here

im the only one manmoding you all are ma'ammoders

morguemoder

>>42378707
why not ask ppl if they could be sweet to you just kuz you like it

Is it gay if i jerked off to a twoman who isn't on hormones and was manmoding and am myself a repper?
Very confusing ngl tbhdesu
Also i'm making pasta. Yummy.

i remember it used to only be trvemoders here, as far as the eye could see

>>42379038
sound like a faggot to me

>>42379084
FUCK. NO!
NO!
BUT SHE HAS SHE/THEY AND "LESBIAN" IN HER BIO.
HOW CAN IT BE

>be me
>pre ffs
>innocent looking feminine guy that people want to protect
>nobody except other queers (who cares) can notice youre on hrt
>DL and bi men are attracted to you like flies to honey
>get ffs
>clocked as trans by everybody you interact with
>still get he/him’d
>potentially subject to random hate crimes and rape
what do i do guys

>has money for ffs
can't relate

size 45 eu feet

>>42379162
Cause ofinsurance only, if i delay my ffs i will never be able to afford it

>>42379148
if it makes you feel better i'd SA you whether you got ffs or not

>>42379037
people arent sweet and kind to men just because they ask

ball frotage

>>42379197
it doesnt make me feel better because i was SA’d by a tranny before ffs

>>42379342
deserved

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>>42379342
I've heard transbians are rly rapey. Like epstein-tier.

Morning moders, what's crackin

>>42379350
honestly? Yeah im annoying and that’s the worst sin ever

butthole scissoring

Chinese dick trap

https://voca.ro/198ABCfI4Odc

My mom gave me another rant about how ill never be a woman.

what if i had a prehensile dick so i could jerk you off with my dick

>if u rlly think im trans
>and u think theyre as rape as you claim
>then perhaps your best move would be to tread lightly

>>42378996
im a certified freakmoder

that just sounds like weird frotting that doesnt mean im not into it just a comment

>>42379427
really? My mom just told me i should stop being weird about using my tria because she doesn’t care about the beeps and everybody already knows im on hrt

My mom just thinks I'm gay and not admitting it

i thought it was what it is but it weren't

my mom doesn't know im trans but she keeps asking me about it

I'm waiting for my parents to drop before I try being happy

im waiting for my grandma to die so i dont make her sad

Anyone else has loving parents but also can't forgive them for certain events in the past or the way they raised you?
I'm like a completely nonfunctional neet and i'm at the age where i can only blame myself but i still end up getting rly rly angry thinking back about like my mom praising me for not having friends in HS bc "at least i'm not drinking or getting into trouble" or instilling fear/lack of confidence in me so now i have to ask 500 questions before i do anything and i yelp out apologies if i get shoved aside in public or smth.
I just really hate who i and i think its in a large part due to how i was raised.

>>42379148
this is my biggest fear. what stops you passing are you tall

>>42379460
If someone kills my mom, my life will improve tenfold

>>42379513
My dad is getting really close he'll finally fucking die in a few years and when he does im getting drunk

>>42379498
kinda i feel like they love me or at least tolerate me but i can tell they werent expecting me to end up a shut in retard i was named after a footballer n all my presents up until i was old enough to form my own opinions were football themed so im pretty sure they were just expecting a miniature version of my dad n they had no idea what to do with me

smoked the weed that makes u age regress >.<

what does it mean if i get called miss aggressively in manmode

>>42379540
God willing. I just need to graduate and get decent employment… just a few more years

does being on hrt long enough just force you to be honmoding no matter what ? why someone miss someone with visible facial hair ??

>>42379632
no
>t. can confirm it doesn’t

you have no idea how moided my mind has become

>>42379563
they think you're a little pooner and you're poonmoding now

i don't even call it manmoding... i just call it moding

They gave a weird reclusive man estrogen for two years and nothing happened

>>42379498
i blame everything bad that happened to me on being homeschooled
can't socialize? it was because of homeschooling
crippling executive dysfunction? homeschooling
didn't troon sooner? homeschooling
horrible stammering? homeschooling
no sense of self? homeschooling
no non-autistic hobbies/interests? homeschooling
nothing is ever my fault because i didn't have a say about it in the first place

molested by my DID alters

homeschooling should be illegal

>>42379632
yea but I don't have facial hair

mix my cum with your cum

You guys still have cum?

i got cum to spare. i got cum and then some.

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i need sex or its time to dilate. which of you girls can give my pussy a good dickin

wow this place is mogggged with depression posters

none of you could fill a teaspoon with cum
or is mmg all babytroons now

>>42379719
When woke 2 comes back there should be a reckoning that vaporizes the right wing.
I'm not voting for a do-nothing neo liberal. I want mass arrests and blood.

>>42379776
my penis doesn't work since i cut my balls off. sorry

when i cum you better grab a bucket and a mop

>>42379789
my parents were libs, just extremely autistic ones incapable of rearing children

>>42379746
disturbing

>>42379804
proof?

>>42377132
erryday i'm mod'n

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>>42379713
society has a label for every mode

>>42377690
couldn’t tell you the last time i even attempted a bench, maybe 80 pounds? i can try with dumbbells if anyone doubts me

>>42377776
>>42377778
what a sad pair

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I can BP two maybe three

>>42377861
i’ve been informed that all transbians are fakemoders and it’s only the straight trans women who are actually moided manmoders

diddybludmoder epsteinhon

>>42378472
hey! not to much on eva shirts

>>42379917
>the enemy is both weak and strong

>>42379350
don’t say that. it’s not true and cruel as a “joke”

>>42379563
you mog me

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it aint ez bein greezy n cheezy

>>42379971
o wana b a friend

>hon node
many much modes

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>>42379460

>>42380017
even the sweater woold make me unhappy

>>42379988
people only say miss every other word for obvious ugly hons that they feel bad for

>>42379504
big ribcage, small pelvis, male face

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Literally dying btw

>>42380053
they can at least tell you’re trying to be a woman if they say miss. i don’t get called miss at all because the idea i’m a tranny doesn’t even cross people’s minds

would you wear a bush wig?

>the dilating lumberjack