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i need to have sex
ill never have a boyfriend fuck my life
It's weird sometimes I eat so much and don't feel full. Like I ate a bunch of cookies, cream cheese and ice cream over the last 2 days, and I'm hungry.
If you're in the USA you should sign up for one of these blood test companies since your health insurance doesn't cover everything...https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTV2-gl9PZfZuJzThPDIemljkhK7E60wzVZ_gf3GysqTnrkHHYFIvsyfkk7DAoaAihBG0V2GRUCq8Sv/pubhtml?gid=1905081771&single=true
i usually don't feel hungry unless i smoke marijuana. otherwise i forget to eat. if i smoke? i'll graze all day.
>>42377916sugar fat and water have zero satiate powers
real new gaygen nsfw no pooners no troonersa world wide new development >>>/hm/2696488
>>42377941how is it nsfw when i can't seen any pole or hole. also you need 6 pics to start an hm thread
How unhinged is it to drill a gloryhole into one of my wooden doors so i can be a dick sucking cum guzzling turbo heux anytime I want Im thinking of doing it in my bedroom door so they can stand in the cozy living room instead of the hallway while i gawk gawk on dey cawk smn fierce and I'll cover it with a poster or smn when not in use
>>42377971why not, have fun
>>42377971extremely degenerate.
>>42377949there are multiple threads there with 1 post, dead board >>42377971you cant even go outside... stop this futile daydreaming
What makes boys x older men so kino?
pedoanon starting early today
Did i ever tell you guys how i'd really like some nice penis?
>>42378027no. explain in detail
i'm not a pedo. i just want to cosplay as bina while a guy done up as dottore sa's me. is that so much to ask?
Catdace meowens
>>42378007it just feels right
alternatively, i wouldn't mind cosplaying as sparkle and dominating a guy done up as sunday.
being gay was fun but I'm 29 now it's time for wife and kids
>>42377986no one want to see this ugly bastard>>42378066>>42378100no one wants to see this stupid tranny shit
>>42378193no one wants to see you whine either, faggot
heron is bad ;_;
>>42378007As in what ages? 18 and 30 is different from 15 and 35
Actually listened to methys vocs last thread arguing with his imagination. Every time I think I understand how unhinged that slob is, he proves me wrong.
No shot am I letting the girlfriend smoke my meats just cuz he wants to go skiing. I'm just gonna shownup 3 hours early and do it myself. NEVER trust a straight man with your meat. Smdh
>>42378204yet here you are whining miss retard >>42378223a 12 year difference is hardly different than a 20 year difference and only old women care about such shit
>>42378242translate to english before posting
>>42378049Catdance meowens*
>>42378246The younger partner's age matters more if it's part of the difference.
>>4237826515 is hardly different than 18
>>42378260It's literal. Gave my meat to a straight man under the promise only he would handle it, he lied. I know it's my own fault but it still hurts and I know I'll do it again which is the worst part
>>42378279It's three years but those three years are more important than three years between 21 and 24.
>>42378279That is demonstrably false.
but it's ok for a grown ass man to go backstage at miss teen usa and grab the girls by the pussy. k.
>>42378323That's gross too
>>42378292>>42378296Show me one verifiable study that indicates 15yo males are vastly different than 18yo males, you must have a source to claim such nonsense.
Always remember that the important thing is to protect your balls
apparently you guys thought that being brown was worse. go figure.
>>42378340but i want them sucked
I always love gaygens daily return to age discussions. Its always "debate with me on how low I can go so I can practice excuses for something I have already made my mind up on anyways".
>>42378349Wouldn't happen if people actually could source their conclusions but they never can. They just take ideas from content they read on social media, their best source might be some person with a gender studies degree. SAD
>>42378349Aoc should be like a rolling thing until you turn 18. Ridiculous that an 18yo in hs can't fuck a 15yo also in hs. The range is simple too, however old I am down to 14 just makes the most sense.
What drink is just putting the lime in the coconut?
>>42378332If you just interacted with a 15 year old and then an 18 year old you'd probably observe tons of differences. Why do you need someone to link a study?
>>42378385I've interacted with people of all ages and my only conclusion is that someone's age isn't a good enough indictator to conclude if they are ready for a sexual relationship or not. We should go by other measures.
>>42378349>>42378363I'm a tutor and have worked with teenagers in volunteer work and community artistic stuff. There is a clear difference between a 15yo and an 18yo. I'd say by 16 or 17 a lot of teens are capable of understanding and consenting to sex unless there's a power imbalance or really big age gap
>>42378439such ass
>>42378462wish i could paint his chest with my cum
>>42378452testosterone levels those high in testosterone (both women and men) are ready for sex and you will pick up the obvious signals that they are horny
what was the name of the last guy you hooked up with?
I should jerk off and work out.
>>42378439Well now you're creeping into dangerous territory and I'm afraid I'm gonna have to end our conversation here.
missionary is too intimate for me, can we start with something like prone or face down ass up? i've never had a bf before so i'm shy
>>42378477henry cavill
>>42378477would say but he posts on here sometimes and doesn't know i do too
>>42378323I've had to be backstage with adolescents changing clothes for theatre. It's just kinda awkward and I can't imagine someone wanting to stroll through
>>42378494how the fuck did you find out
>>42378448Hnnng maybe I should be a tutor
>>42378491no, man up and look me in the eye while i put my penis in you
>>42378488You should play black ops 3 with me
>>42378488>spilling your bodies precious ressources for nothing then trying to be productive and build muscle
>>42378508>for nothinghave you ever jerked off before?
>>42378492you're a 16 yo girl?
>>42378491Me when him face is chopped sub 3 but the body tea
>>42378524Got everything but his face.
>>42378500aww geez, i might get flustered though.
>>42378517I am if you want me to be
>>42378528it's not important
Have you cried during sex? be honest
>>42378532only the first time
>>42378498happenstance'd on his grindr profile
>>42378511ooga booga playing with my genitals feels so good ooh ooh ahah must constantly do it and find new ways to play with my genitals
>>42378541no i'm a top
>>42378543you can't just kiss me while burying your dick in my ass, that's too gay..
>>42378541no Im a giggler Iusually constantly laugh and giggle like a maniac 1 giggle per stroke before and after as well and one guy screamed at me once why im laughing and to stop >.<
>there are fags in here who mention gaygen in their grindr profileenough.
>>42378554fine, i can play with your tip too
>>42378554note to self: stuff underwear in his mouth
>>42378541he passed out and had a seizureit was one of those "oh fuck" situations where my brain couldn't totally process what was happening, i thought maybe i was going too hard or shouldn't have put my hand around his neck, and then i thought about how bad this is going to look if he dies in my bed naked with my semen on him and i have to call the police, cried out of fear more than anything and then he woke up and was just like "uhhh what happened" and laughed at me for crying :/
>>42378570umm okay, hope you don't mind me jizzing on your belly hehe
All self identified gays are consumed with dick lust and therefore what they call "bottoms" and upon my first day as God Emperor, any of them who think "top" is an identity and role-play it in every interaction will dragged into the street, put against a wall and shot in the face.
bottoms lie a top... forgives
>>42378547Are you retarded?
>>42378588i'd be offended if you didn't
>>42378591>shot in the face.with cum?
>>42378597and u will be my little spoon after it's all said n' done
>>42378580Cant believe people think we're all sexual deviants
>>42378547>ooga booga playing with my genitals feels so good ooh ooh ahah must constantly do it and find new ways to play with my genitalsi say this and i do this
>>42378615based
>>42378499You better be patient
>>42378613depends. big spoon has to hot dog little spoon's cheeks and give him a reach around
>>42378580Actual seizure or just passed out. Medicgay anons will tell you there is an infrequent but entirely common nervous reaction related to the vagus nerve that can result in passing out from over-stimulation typically via the rectum/colon. Its sort of peculiar that gays rarely talk about it. I don't remember the name of the reaction but it can occur several ways; the sacral nerves 1-5 innervate that region.
bottoms often cry because they're very emotional. sex has nothing to do with it but if a bottom really likes a dude, expect 2 see tears of joy
>>42378580I hope you learnt the lesson and stopped strangling guys after this
>>42378644how dangerous is it?
>>42378645bottoms often cry bcuz I punch them in their stupid faggot faces haha
>>42378614>>42378657i only do what they ask for>>42378644diabetes related, he had type 1 diabetes, forgot to eat because he wanted to bottomalso so many type 1 diabetes twinks are really good looking, its sad its kind of a fetish to seek them out, because they are always skinny
>>42378477I don't know his name, we just fucked in a bathroom at the club
>>42378477Miguel
>>42378711>i only do what they ask forOh okay, sorry. But you can refuse, you know?
>>42378477Marina
Having a kiki with the gworls
>>42378678All things being equal, not at all. The problem of course is that someone can pass out for any number of reasons during exertion, so until you know thats what it is, you can't rule them out, although that is, in all likelihood, exactly what it is, which is what scares people, especially if they have no idea there is such a reaction.I'm sorry I don't remember the name of it because it comes in several variations and people use different names for it. I think "vaso-vagal" is one variation. There are other terms and variants also. If you google "vagus nerve fainting" you should find a lead quickly. Like I said, it can be caused a number of ways but rectal/colon stimulation is one. Again, its not frequent, but not uncommon either.
>>42378763top 10 cisgaygen ijbol funny posts but whos the gook
I am rectangular
I wish I could give everyone type 1 diabetes in the gay community to keep them skinny.
kino
someone cuddle me ;_;comedown bad
>>42378812are you really a heroin addict now?
>>42378832I'm not addicted to anything
>>42378812
>>42378812*knuddeln*
>>42378845>>42378847<3
>>42378854wait, wrong pic!
>>42378859What does this mean? :3
>>42378779square
>>42378864get a job, hobo
>>42378878What for?
>>42378885occupies your mind from the saddies
>>42378541Yeah it happens. Usually when it's been a while since I last had good dick.
>>42378904still bigger than thorny and slayers together
>>42378762marina is a stunning transwoman you fucking chud
>>42378904would it be weird if i wore this while having sex? i'm a top btw
what would gaygens cafe be named and what would we serve
>>42378926we'd serve Kopi luwak and it would be called "SNIFF"
>>42378764interesting, thankyou
>>42378919a tru top would never put a micro penos in his mouth like that
>>42378935>we'd serve Kopi luwakbecause we're so classy right anon
>>42378926state institution 42on menut today and everyday: haloperidol retard xl>>42378915uhu post p>>42378919how u gonna eat shit?
>>42378948well do they come bigger?
>>42378948yeah real tops are BWC only
>>42378926It would be called himbo hooters andwe would serve cunt owww
>>42378950that's not a service i provide. i just cum harder when there's something in my mouth>>42378954bbc for me please
>>42378593That's so true. I don't know why bottoms do that. Like I know I'm not perfect but at least I'm honest. I don't get why bottoms always have to lie about everything.
>>42378949because it tastes earthy and has a thick mouth feel that might make you want to puke
>>42378950you eat during sex? this explains a lot
>>42378961if i told you just how smol your d is and how pathetic your swimg, calfs and shoulders - youd startr crying on cialis right there and then
>>42378593I think we both have our own set of lies. Like tops saying they're bigger than they are and bottoms saying they're tighter than they are.
>>42378970i dont chew tho ;>
>>42378926Mr Pancakes is your server and the menu is: pinworms, ringworm, or aids
I feel quite sad about religious repressed homosexuals
>>42378974Swimg?
wellthe guy he's seeing seems like a BPD gold-digging narcist. That probably wont last more than a few weeks, and then i can snatch him on the reboundthe only SLIGHT problem is that it means i either stay invested in this for several weeks while he dates another guy (mental illness), or i try to move on and potentially fuck things up even more when (and by when i mean IF) the opportunity does arisewhat do you advise /gg/? I know i can always trust you to keep my on the straight and narrow
