glowie ass qott
i don't use social media but bsky is horrifically bad and maybe the worst platform ever invented, every other poster is a humorless undiagnosed autist

>qott
kys normie

>>42382603
i use 4chan

literally no one is going to post their @ lol. this is even less likely than the white girl wednesday knotting videos

>>42382603
only have a instagram because my coworkers bullied me into installing, barely use that garbage

i haven’t used xitter since 22 and bsky was butt

>>42382608
you could prob have fun with boyremoval kink play with another moder

>>42382603
sure ill drop it its @gunejar

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>>42382603
Data farming question lol. Outside of 4chan and Pinterest I don’t use social media

>>42382603
>QOTT
No, no and fuck off data miner.
>>42382631
4chan is the closest I have to social media I use regularly tooo.

boyremoval doesn't make the other person look like a woman

i use twitter my @ is @Glinner

@brinehav3n

>>42382666
trips of deception that sounds horrible
i'd sooner engage in detrans kink rp

>>42382688
yes but it feels nice for a few minutes

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>>42382603
>qott
https://voca.ro/1acc85DqZJZB

>>42382703
>>42382631
why are you here

>>42382703
oh no i know this person...

>>42382678
its the only soc media worth using desu
>>42382705
lmao but at least you'd have someone to smooch tho, that's nice thing
>>42382717
idk iv been on 4chin since like 2007-8 when i was still a youth

>>42382691
big fan!

>>42382716
What about Carls?

>>42382716
wendys here kinda sucks the burger patties are a little dry n crumbly n the bread is weird also last time they gave me like an inch thick tomato slice

>>42382730
this general specifically, why are you here

I cant ever imagine doing anything sexual with another person and i have full moid libido.

>>42382746
because the secret truth is that this is just mtfg and you are deceiving yourself if you believe otherwise

>>42382733
donate to my substack so i can pay for my head reduction surgery

>>42382756
retard

>>42382603
i have insta and twitter
collect my papers but if u find me i will accept likely

>disgusting neverpasser
>don't have a life outside work and school
>come to a place to interact with people like me
>it's full of passoids with wives
awesome

>>42382756
i hope you kill yourself

>>42382783
it is not *FULL* of passoids with wives. come on now. there are like a single digit number of those

>>42382734
https://voca.ro/13xuU0aRjPKt
>>42382738
those wagies should fucking hang for allowing such degredation

your wife sucks my cock in dreams

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>>42382756
I mean not really, some of the people here do genuinely just have no hope of passing so it’s at least a spot to grieve that

doxxmoder I wish you'd stop talking to my wife :(

>>42382802
the only good burger place here is five guys so ig ur getting 5 guys

>>42382842
overpriced out the ass

>>42382762
>>42382794
you are so mean weh
>>42382829
and when i started i had no hope of passing either
now i think maybe i could make it someday after ffs and if i ever figure out voice

>>42382838
why are you pretending to be her? why do people do this? it's kind of creepy lol

>>42382829
the funny thing is that physically i think i have the potential to pass im just absolutely terrified of trying

why am I so repulsive and unlovable holy shit this has to be karma

>>42382870
im paying my treat :)

>>42382873
you pass, ive seen it many times dummy, just do your voice training

>>42382870
overpriced? they give you like a year's worth of fries! it's underpriced if anything

mocking me

>>42382875
I'm not pretending? I want doxxmoder to go away :(

>>42382900
dude you are doing a horrific job at this masquerade

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>>42382842
https://voca.ro/187uXgKNsXLg

>>42382917
i am a virgin so it checks out

>>42382917
you sound so transgender and tumblr-pilled

>>42382933
pff

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>>42382873
You look very nice Lia but like for me it feels like even if I got FFS it would just make my face look uncanny + I have all the other just awful traits for passing. Despite being on HRT at 16 for a year and a half or so didn’t change my height or face bones or shoulders so I think I was just genetically fucked all together.

>>42382878
What makes you so terrified nona? If you live in a shitty area or have bad circumstances then yeah that sucks but I’m sure there’s at least something u can do to help with that.

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>>42382879

>>42382917
forgot until now but the 5 guys in my city did have a basedjak drawing pinned on the board last time i went lmao

>>42382942
>sound transgender
no way!!
>Tumblr
i still don't get it
>>42382955
seee i dont know if i can be seen in that environment

>another attention whore

>>42382949
i really really dislike the man persona ive been putting on all these years i hate the idea of people knowing him instead of the actual me i would have to move somewhere else plus i live in the uk so im just generally afraid of terfs n reform types who seem to be everywhere

>>42382949
that sucks jelly im sorry i hope those are just worms

>>42382914
idk why you don't believe me? I just want doxxmoder to stop flirting with my wife :(

>>42383007
dude I'm literally the wife you speak of. stop fucking around lol

>>42382591
>what's the plus sign mean? it's cool
i was a lifeguard summers during college lol
we had to have the lifeguard symbol on and visible at all times and our boss used to give us shit if we took our shirts off
so i got it tattooed

>>42382969
I whore for money tyvm

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>>42382974
UK stuff sucks sorry nona, but yeah I get feeling weird about coming out to people. They might be more accepting than u think but I totally get it still feeling weird to come out regardless of if they are or not. Wishing you luck <3

>>42382976
They’re not sadly. I’m 6’3, have 20 inch bideltoid, 33inch under bust, 0.91 midface, and deep sunken eyes under my massive brow. Genuinely over for me and I’ll probably kill myself sometime this year

>>42383029
>"stop pretending to be my wife!"
T. neetadopter pretending to be her wife, to the other anon also pretending to be neetadopter's wife

>>42383043
oh that's sick actually lol

>>42382603
>qott:
no I don't use xitter or anything else that cornball Elon contributes to and bsly just seems like a shit hole too.

>>42383057
Forgot to mention but those were also my measurements when I was 16 too. Like it’s genuinely over for me

>>42383062
I'm not pretending to be my wife. I'm me! sorry if my post was confusing

I'm so glad I dont know my measurements I don't even think cis bitches obsess this much

when will i get hips

>>42383029
stop fucking around? I'm your wife?

>>42383057
my best friend from college's mom was 6'5" and a literal supermodel
i wont try to convince you too hard but height can work
>>42383109
break out the measuring tape whatcha got

Trumps special three hour operation won venezuela faster than my tranny surgery turned me into a woman. russia cant even keep up

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does this place still have tds are you all still illegal drug addicts

>>42383166
I'm a legal drug addict

>>42382701
it was so good the costumes and sets where amazing, mia goth especially every outfit was a stunner. i was unironically relating sm to the creature ;-;

>>42383172
you wouldnt talk back if daddy trump was finna inna room

whats a tds

>>42383181
The only scenario I can see where daddy trump is in the same room with me is if he's paying me for sex

>>42383183
tds trump derangement syndrome
when people freak out and hate you for voting trump
many such cases

is there any place online for non passer that wasn't taken over by oversocialized psychopaths

>>42383189
youre not 12 years old he wont be interested

>>42383213
Well no, he didn't pay the kids he paid FOR them big difference
He knows I won't accept the candy hence why he'd have to pay up to be around me

i grew up as a card-carrying hon for hillary you're just a politicshon

>>42383190
idk im pretty insulated from that stuff but i think the low income trump ppl selfowned severely
feel for them its difficult wanting more but not knowing how to get it

wait Obama isn't president anymore?

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>>42383138
Oh no there are definitely some gorgeous women who are as tall or taller than me but they don’t have absurdly broad shoulders or a disgusting moided face. I wish I could try harder but genuinely feel like at this point my soul has given up on life desu. Every night for the last week kinda just gone to bed at peace with the fact that I’m gonna kill myself and feeling totally dead inside.

i thought thatcher was president?

Thatchuh's deed

>>42383272
oh my god im peeing so hard right now. my penis is so hard and my piss is splashing everywhere

>>42383138
38 in

>>42383285
Ok can you keep the talk on poop pls

>>42383294
oh my god im pooping so hard right now. my ass is so wobbly and my shit is covering the fucking floor

Perfect

>>42383057
the uk sucks in general even without the terf stuff thatcher genuinely fucked this country so hard i want nothing more than to leave but thanks to brexit its super hard. my underbust is ~34 n my bideltoid is ~17 im about 5’11” so i think in terms of physique its kinda over but at least im a little twinkish otherwise

>>42383237
How so? Gas is down, bills are down, groceries are down. My electric bill was 60% more this month last year, gas was 220% more and it's dropped down severely. Even my mortgage is down because insurance rates dropped across the board big shrug

I bet britnona would have a lot to say about all this

the conversation last thread made me think on it, so here's my ranked list of mmg characters most to least likely to fuck someone from these threads. this is disregarding established relationships like chuddy and methy or elfi and lia. if I missed (you)r favorite named mmg freak, just let me know!

neetadopter: we've all seen the screenshots, no use beating a dead horse. safe to say she's my #1 pick
mcdoublemoder: seems to flirt quite openly. has also shown explicit interest in the cowkini girl, I think she would if she got the chance
fakebritnona: it's possible. she doesn't seem interested in it, but several anons openly crush on her. the option is there for her
doxxmoder + trainmoder: to my knowledge, they got the closest to meeting irl out of any mmg characters. they did not, however, seem interested in sex with the other. it's an honorable mention, I don't think they would
ouppy: does she like, know what sex is? 50/50 on if she's either completely asexual or is in a diaper polycule with several manmoders already
jellyfishmoder: she seems very insecure, so it's unlikely that she'd have the confidence to engage in such a thing
princessmoder: canonically t4c and more than a little picky about who she dates, she would NOT have sex with a moder
mastectomy girl: she, evidently, has a pretty one track mind and does not think about sex - with moders or otherwise - often at all. least likely of everyone imo

this concludes my documentation

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>>42383315
Bleh that sucks nona, wishing you luck in leaving some day. And hey ur physique doesn’t seem so bad, can’t be worse than me at least so it’s worth a try I think <3

>>42383346
is mcdoublemoder not cowkini girl

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>>42383346

>>42383346
mastectomy girl talks about fucking dudes CONSTANTLY though, does she not

>>42383328
im playing poe but i told gpt to argue with you:
gas is cheaper, but that’s mostly from global markets and lower demand, not some broad win; groceries aren’t generally down, utilities are up in many places, and mortgage/insurance costs still mostly follow fed policy and risk pricing; a chunk of the energy price drop is also tied to lower shipping volumes from tariffs, which means less trade and weaker economic activity, so the cheaper energy is largely a side effect of slowdown and a net negative for the us economy

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>>42382703
this is my favorite picture you made

>>42383346
Jesus how many of these bitches are there

as neetadopters wife, she's also my #1 pick

>>42383346
hnngg fake britnona

>>42383389
eh I got what I voted for the rest is leftist psychobabble

>>42383400
omg how bored are you that you're pretending to be my wife lmao. what's the endgame here

>>42383393
our culture is not their costume

>>42383368
she's not, but I see your confusion. mcdoublemoder posts about cowkinis a lot, that's her second gimmick. cowkinigirl refers to another nona here who posted pictures of herself IN a cowkini
>>42383372
lmao thank you very much anon
>>42383383
does she? I've only been able to tie her to the obvious "mastectomy or ffs?" posts and the "mocking me?" posts. I'm not super familiar with pre-neetadopter characters' lore, so forgive me if that's a detail of her character that I missed

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You may not like it, but this is peak manmoding.

Men lurch around with no makeup, basic haircuts and boring clothes, dillydallying and guffawing at their mischief. Unattractive to some, there is an inner honesty to it. They are not hiding who they are, warts and all. You of course have "performative males" with their piercings, tattoos, fancy clothes and even makeup, they are accused of not being real men by the other men, of course they are real men, as are you. Neither is makeup et cetera necessarily fake, it may be a way to communicate something genuine about yourself. However there is certainty when someone takes off the mask, no one cared who I was until I took off the mask.

Of course male models and photographers cheat a little, they create a fantasy, a biker, a sailor, a mechanic, a lifeguard, they must since it is the only way to dress up a man without losing the suspension of disbelief that draws viewers into this imagery. For a moment there is a man who is not the usual gruff slob you are used to, he is tempered and refined by his profession, ambition or struggle, so consumed by it he has long parted with petty pangs of anxiety, boredom or fatigue, and he is sitting there with his broad shoulders in a moment of pause, glaring at you, wondering what he's going to do with you, or focussed on the situation around him, it is all so natural, genuine and honest, it is what is beautiful about men when they're not acting like bratty grotesque teenagers.

The successful manmoder captures this beauty. You see it here, K Stew's choice of clothing makes something clear to the viewer, but she is not trying to hide it, and she still succeeds in creating the impression she is shooting banter with the frat boys in the changing room after competing with them in team contact sports. Literal peak manmoding.

>>42383396
a lot! I probably missed a couple, even. only neetadopter, trainmoder, mastectomy and the tripfag gang are super regular posters in the current era though

>>42383414
why don't you believe me??

>>42383410
i get the sense mostly what you wanted was to feel like a winner and i love that for you anon you did good

why can't I find my tweezers, I fucking hate men so much

i kinda feel like i should get a minifridge for sparkling waters in here

>>42383430
yeah I thought the girl who posted cowkini selfies was the mcdouble girl for some reason.
>I've only been able to tie her to the obvious "mastectomy or ffs?" posts
in some of those posts she literally talks about having sex with men though
>pre-neetadopter
I've only been called that for like 2 months lmao

>>42383346
૮･ω･ა why would ouppy need diapies
ouppy is house trained ૮ ᴖﻌᴖ ა

>>42383475
you said you were insulated so I'm guessing you are white and high income so you will gain quite a lot from this administration. Yet you push back so you can have a veneer of empathy. Obviously you don't really care underneath it all

>>42383562
hi ouppy, I'm a big fan. how's it going today? are you enjoying the weekend?

>>42383346
several of the nonas crushing on britmoder may or may not just be me

>>42383458
I believe you :)

>>42383349
im already super self conscious about my ribcage bcos i have pectus invertus or whatever its called its very disgusting n ive hated it for as long as i can remember so having a barrel chest is just a cherry on top for me

>>42383575
૮ ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ ა haaaaiii haii hi
ouppy has been able to eep sooo much and smoke ouppy weed ૮＾ェ＾ა
ouppy is so happi for no workies tomorrow ૮ ´> ཅ <` ა

>>42383578
I will amend that to "at least one nona" then. it's okay, we don't judge
>>42383562
thank you for this important loredrop, ouppy
>>42383560
neetadopter I appreciate that I compiled a list of mmg character lore but I am still not as terminally on this general as you. I have not read EVERY mastectomy post, but thank you for the information

>>42383573
i bow to you, master of the bait
gl to you in all things and may your wealth grow

>>42383602
i wish i had some ouppy weed i have work tomorrow n it feels like im heading to the gallows

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>>42382671
can you post more jellies i like this a lot
here are some dog toys i saw in Target years ago

why does the dog work a 9-5 and smoke weed?

>>42383602
oh hey I don't have work tomorrow either! enjoy the long weekend :D

>>42383627
wow you actually posted so much nevr mind i'm sorry

I'm just gonna read yuri and hope it finally pushes me to suicide, goodnight

>>42383628
cruel world

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>>42383613
sowwy anon ouppy wish ouppy could pass you the ouppy weed ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
>>42383631
૮ ´> ˕ <` ა yaaay! awahhh ouppy hopes you haves funnn

>>42383657
can you share the yuri

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Holy fuck I was never gonna graduate college I was a retard

eeek

>>42383694
is this ur thesis nona

>>42383694
okay but who killed baby hitler in the end?

>>42383694
woah this writing made me lol

>>42383666
>666
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/eve_and_eve

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>>42383709
fuck no i dropped out this is just a shitty essay i wrote for my philosophy 101 class back in those days lmao
>>42383712
You'll be disappointed

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>>42383627
>>42383645
I can post more!! This pic I took is maybe best photo I’ve ever taken so extra happy it was of a jellyfish.

>>42383346
I’m only into guys and it’d be weird for me to be with someone I know is a manmoder so that hurts there too. Nailed it on the insecure part tho I think I would have a panic attack during anything sexual due to brainworms.

>>42383628
It’s a tough life nona

>>42383764
beautiful shot jellyfishmoder! I didn't realize you'd taken any of the pictures you post

>>42383749
well why the fuck would you frame the whole essay around that idea then?? you're right nona this fucking blows...

>>42383764
woahh where do u get ur jellyfish pictures from?

>>42383790
I got like a 95 for this if you can believe it

Am I really dysphoric if I don't want boobs and I don't want to be a woman? I just want to be a very feminine guy. Also I have AGP.

>>42383793
oh im so sorry, I didn't see that you take them, that's amazing

>>42383764
I'm glad I've studied you accurately, jellyfishmoder! thank you

>>42383800
wrong thread

>>42383800
You're just a gay bottom why the fuck are you here

>>42383797
seriously?? I'm starting to think philosophy 101 is a bit of a stupid class

>>42383813
It was lol but it was one of the few classes I didn't hate

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>>42382738

damn sigourney weaver is so young in ghostbusters golly

>>42382603
>qott
used to be a big twitter user like 2020 to 2023 or 24, but kept getting banned. i’m on bluesky now, but i’m not giving any of you my username, sorry

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>>42383782
>>42383804
Thanks!! Every once in a while I send a few I’ve taken. This one I took at the Aquarium of the Pacific. I really should go to an aquarium again cuz I haven’t been to one in over a year now. Kinda sad

>>42383909
ever seen a japanese man o war? those things are freaky

I actually malefailed but it was a 12 year old begging me for weed outside a dispensary

>>42383809
>>42383808
what if I wanted you to say the other answer

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>I don't want boobs
>I have AGP

>>42383315
5’11 17 inch biteltoid is a super femme ratio, why can no one on this board read a graph

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>>42383909
>Aquarium of the Pacific

>>42383330
https://voca.ro/12Am2MCMC1Eq

>>42383951
I just think it would be hot, I don’t actually want them for real.

go jork it then what do you need my input for

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>>42383914
Not in person but I’d like to. I think they’re neat.

>>42383966
It’s a fairly nice aquarium I think! Is there something wrong with it I don’t know??

>>42383970
https://voca.ro/1l5FwoZ008Du

>>42383977
Because I want validation and (you)s on 4chan are the closest thing to socialization that i have

holy fucking voicemogged that was brutal

>>42383987
nta but i would get always get ads for it the sing songy voice is stuck in my head to this day

>>42383590
pectus invertus is that shit where there’s essentially a divot in your sternum, right? my friend had that. one summer my friends poured in cereal and milk and ate from his chest divot lol

>>42383987
nothing's wrong with it.

>>42384006
trip on, cismoid

>>42384011
that shit sounds gay as fuck

fyi I never hear these vocaroos

Ok

>>42384008
>>42384013
Ok good just made my heart skip a bit thinking that they were doing something shady and I didn’t know

>>42384007
https://voca.ro/11YCgpOsQoTD

>>42384043
they actually let the staff grind up and drink the jellyfish sometimes, I just don't think anyone wanted to say it to your face...

>>42384006
brap

>>42384055
that California Valley whore

>>42384055
this is like my first time ever opening the vocaroos yes, it's like 2% too much effort. that's brutal though like personally this would NOT be my gimmick of choice in your shoes

>>42384058
plainly untrue. they milk the jelly out of the jellyfish

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

if i speak i will be crucified. and i have so much to say

voicemogged by the quirky tumblr girl

I'm probably gonna die alone, homeless and without knowing how does it feel to be loved

>>42384087
speak

ur gonna die with my cock in ur ass

>>42384082
https://voca.ro/1g9D0amfJKXy

i'm probably gonna die alone, homeless and having known love, is that better or worse

didn’t shakespeare say it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?

>>42384055
you gotta let that nona stop living in your head rent free britmoder

>>42384126
Uncle fester mode

>>42384107
bad end
>>42384142
suffering is deserved

shakespeare was a bitch

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>>42384155
you must be thinking of firefly

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saw a video of a dog helping its owner while shes having a seizure and am i crazy for being so wet rn

>>42384163
you’ve done it, you’ve sealed away the evil forever

>>42384088
https://voca.ro/120jGByMZRMf

>>42384170
why do i deserve to suffer...

>>42384176
foid brained

>>42384171
well i was wrong, it’s apparently from alfred tennyson

>>42384184
girl, 9/11 jokes won’t save you from the tumblr accusations

i fr need to see a knotting vid at some point

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>>42384058
>>42384083
nooooooo :(

>>42384126
slightly freak show main attraction coded logic but live your life

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are you the keymaster?

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>>42384206
https://voca.ro/1cLuwZNebB4M

>>42383970
kier starmer didnt ruin labour hes just the end product of 90s new labour which funnily enough is also thatchers fault

>>42384176
god American new build housing and fixtures are absolutely soulless

>>42384214
well i’m officially done anyway, that’s what >>42384182 meant

does tumblrmoder moan like a foid when she knots it?

>>42384239
Don't you fucking leave me bitch who am I gonna vocaroo with ive gone through all my bad jokes

>>42384233
see, some additional proof for anyone believing the “britmoder was lying about actually being american” conspiracists

>>42384254
SHES SPIRITUALLY BRITISH OK

>>42384254
that isnt conclusive proof btw blaming kier for everything is the big thing n the tories were in power for like a thousand years so everyone forgot how shit labour were

ykw male moaning is so much hotter than female moaning, why do vocal tracts have to be sexually dimorphic anyway

>>42384265
i am britmoder! i’m not!
god this is why i usually answer via vocaroo
>>42384247
sorry, uncle fester moder was just too much to overcome. maybe if i can voice train to a passable point

>implying anything makes me moan anymore
lel? u guys still fall for that psyop?

>>42384266
my understanding was essentially that corbyn was good but forced out by dipshits who wanted a way more centrist & transphobic labor. was it also dogshit before he became leader for a bit?

no i like that its an act

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me, the avoidant monstermoder watching the mmg personalities appear and socialising

The manmoder label has already been taken over by the once boymoders.

Soon I’ll be forced to call myself an ogre gorilla shrekmaxxed rape ape moder.

>>42384298
sup

>>42384298
i do this shit in real life. i was at a concert where i knew the singer of one of the bands but i still avoided her to dick around here because i’m deeply pathetic

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>>42384270
https://voca.ro/1awWnFQuZReJ
;-;

>>42384339
bo’ol of wa’uh

>>42384355
It's just not the same...

>>42384298
i dub thee moder of the forest

>>42384358
sorry nona :( my voice is just really unpleasant. got any voice training tips, since your voice is so good?

>>42384381
youre gonna fucking hate me but I've never trained

im going to put a few of you into a meat grinder and eat everything that comes out

i’m putting you in my note

>>42384394
If you're hot I'm fine with that

>>42384394
I CONTAIN RARE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS PATHOGENS!!!

Weird that we've circled back to vore

>>42384394
please do. being food would let me die and make me useful. win win

>>42384386
nta but you were right, i'm seething

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>>42384394
Put me in please

>>42384446
SORRYYYYY

>>42384453
beautiful happy joyful wonderful blessed creature

ugh im definitely sick
fugg

instacart is so funny sometimes. why is someone ordering 5 items from a store 53 miles away and not tipping? at 9pm in snow. insane set of circumstances

fucking hell my mom's friend is flirting with me

>getting flirted with
fakemoder spotted

i completely missed the friend part on the first read and got so excited

getting flirted with does not make someone a fakemoder lmao

>>42384530
she's a woman if anything it proves that i'm a conventionally attractive man
she got too handsy

>>42384492
one time i had the most horrendous flu and ordered some medicine but then some crack addict was delivering and someone else got the door for me and was there 20 minutes trying to get this crack addict to stop tweaking out as they werent just giving over the medcine

>>42384536
I'm also very disappointed she's not getting flirted with by her mom T-T

>too handsy
oh no... i wonder how dsa nona is doing

i am 30

reminder that if anything good has happened to you in your entire life you're a fakemoder

for me sex is like that crazy thing i do every year like going to six flags

>>42384552
ah that fucking sucks. i always try and be a good little drone on my deliveries. i’ve had a few orders where i’ve spent like 40 extra minutes in the store desperately looking for the shit they ordered lol

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I hate this, I hate the idea of being a man more so than I do a women but I think I'm like somewhere in the middle, fuck this shit I just wanted to be normal yet deep down I know I'm some enby or fucking genderfluid shit, I know I have the base to pass as a women but god damn did I got too attached to the gay man label, anyone else like this? Because I hate the idea of being seen as one of those tiktok freaks who think you don't need gender dysphoria to be trans, I want to fully transition into a women but still get to be gaybois with a bf if that makes sense, I've been feeling like this my whole life yet I've never once came to terms with it

I need that Disneyland sex where I gotta get all the autographs and fuck goofy

why is my mom not saying anything this is so uncomfortable

ive seen so much incest porn ur literally in for peak just sit back and enjoy anon

>>42384552
lmao the lady talked for so long
im pretty sure she thought we were ordering meth ingredients

edging to the noise of the neighbors fucking award

i once came to a male work friend's gym pics on snapchat

I honestly dont even want to be a woman or a chad male. I judt want to get lobotomized and not have to experience reality anymore. I hate being myself a lot.

it’s conversations like this that reassure me that i’m not a gooner

I hate jerking off and having a libido but i do it a lot still.

>>42384728
i came to a guys face before

i got some soju here

>>42384625
describe the things that you like about masculinity and the things you dislike about femininity
preferably the experience of them

>>42384775
Hey me too!!

>>42384736
i goon post in this thread while flaccid with no expression on my face and have no intention of jerking off when i do it

>>42384773
damn must have been a nice face o.o

>>42384787
trying the pineapple flavor hbu

>>42384806
They only had peach flavor so for me it’s peach

>>42384800
i think so anyways but maybe he’s just my type

>>42384832
cheers

>>42384836
goals

>>42384845
Cheers!!

men owe me dick

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seared then threw in the oven for 350
ru eating good tonight ehm ehm G

>>42384893
kitchencel tier

>>42384916
and a good day to you too friend :v :’l

are we really only having 4 asparaguses

>>42384950
i ate before hand
there was mashed potatoes too if you even care

>>42384965
i do care

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>>42384893
I mog u fakecel

>>42384965
i'm choosing to believe you ate 2 entire steaks and 20 calories of asparagus

maybe she doesnt want her pee to stink

but that's the best part

well i gave her my phone number since she asked so nicely, idrc anymore

>>42384970
i like the table hope was it yummers

>>42384781
in terms of masculinity I guess I like the idea of being a protector of sorts, not the macho kind but the more rowdy and teasing type, I even like drinking and my dick but the idea of being an actual man is horrifying to me, it might just be a family thing with me since even my sisters are no nonsense and blunt with everyone

with femininity I don't really like the idea of having to be proper all the time mainly in terms of personality, it's just I have a massive bitchy attitude yet I now have to be more careful about it else I'm at more risk at getting hurt, I don't really have a disadvantage for this since I feel like it's my lack of care for pronouns and my personality that make me not fit into either one, it feels so weird

I should buy a burner phone and set up the moder hotline

Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

>>42385029
or just use mine and call me instead
i'm lonely +14083631690

>>42385055
I honestly truly don't want you having my phone number

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oh man
>>42385011
so when you weigh these things is it mostly social role that you're debating the pros/cons of?
do you experience dysphoria?
>>42385037
im big spoon

>>42385061
woah you're doing a leaderboard? I'm on it? what do these numbers mean? what are you counting?

why does my look like that

Oh thank God I'm not ranked

>>42385061
boosting my fav by saying her name at the end of every post
mastectomy

>>42385061
>>42385073
butthole diameter rankings?

just shoveled snow for like the third time since yesterday

>>42385084
my ass is tight as fuck though

>>42385061
i need to pump my numbers up

૮ ᴖﻌᴖ ა yaaay ouppy winning!

>>42385061
I've had dysphoria for as long as I can remember, I remember being horrified when I found out what puberty was since even back then I knew it felt wrong, transitioning was always something I wanted and is something I'm actively doing, so yeah, I think having dysphoria strong enough that I spent my teens being a depressed shut in who was indulging in anything to distract myself counts as dysphoria, even pictures and mirrors fills me with a sense of dread

and yeah I'm mostly weighing the social roles, it's like my personality clashes with a lot of the fem stuff even though I hated being masculine, I'm a fucking mess tbhdesu

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>>42385084
lmao
>>42385073
simple mentions fren, nothing fancy or time intensive and very prone to error
>>42385080
>>42385110
heh cheese is encouraged
>>42385173
so a common attitude among trannies is that they didnt go to the trouble of trooning out just to fit tightly in another socially palatable box
what are you thoughts on that, and what are your thoughts on having a successful medical/physical transition but not adhering to social expectations that might come with that?

>>42385055
out of pure boredom i tried to call this but crickets unfortunately

>>42385173
I've never been distraught with it but u've also been disassociated all of my life and genuinely don't feel like i lived more than 20 days total past the age if 14. Personally.
Yours seem way more rough sorry to hear abt allat.

I think being an enby is on par with just being trans as far as normies are concerned so idk if its that big of a jump.
>>42385173
>even pictures and mirrors fills me with a sense of dread
This is very real. I shut down for like a week if i have to look at my own pics.

Idk what to advise other than that my cope has always been living alone and in self-reliance and then you can be anything you want.


Unrelated: I wish i had hobbies, skills, passions, or friends but i'm avoidant if reality and uninterested in becoming proficient at anything beyond the fantasy of it.
2 hours before the alarm. Gotta snooze.
I really really really just dislike being myself and i doubt in my ability to change.

>>42385226
objecting because i get called multiple variations of my character name!

>>42385226
count you at least rename your vars to either be generic or to respect moderspaces?

id like to petition to have my name removed and my existence forgotten

which character are you?

>>42385291
a retarded one

>>42385266
elfi and i are discussing a refactor to use some fuzzy matching kuz i originally wrote this super halfassed
>>42385269
i might make it more generic we'll see what we come up with

>>42385291
masectomy

>>42382603
>bsky or twitter
I use rdrama.net

you forgot cowkini girl... o oh goddd cowkini girllll fuuuuck

>>42385309
incorrect

>>42385326
lia

when are we getting more cowkini girl pics desu

>>42385320
theres tears on my pjs now theyre wet

what do i do while drinking hot cocoa and eat cookies
>read my manga
>read my book
>watch the summer hikaru died
>watch six feet under
>shitpost here

im happy c*smo*d wasnt included

>>42385362
shitpost
also post cookies pic
>>42385364
oh that reminds me i should include larry

lia's putting roots down in mmg and is going to attract a swarm of annoying tripfags

im so fucking stupid wide i think i couldnt fit inside a large crack in a cave if i was in a cave trapped

>>42385369
larry but no chuddy or methy is a crime tbhonish

>>42385386
lia’s had roots down, she’s been here for months

>>42385226
the question seems a bit redundant but I believe medical shit and passing is generally more important than anything socially speaking, a lot of socialising is bs regardless of gender, just find a group of people you like and act yourself around them, anything else is pretty stupid, just don't go and act like an idiot with it
>>42385242
I have a pretty bad tendency to disassociate a lot desu, but it really isn't too surprising considering that I'm not only a tranny but also heavily traumatised by a lot of stuff I won't go into detail here, it just I much rather be some women or in between than anything else, and yeah it is pretty rough, like I wasn't even a preteen when I first tried to kill myself and started cutting, yet apparently there was never signs (like tf, I hate it when people say that)

im taking the mushrooms

>>42385394
feel like hitting ur head against the wall?

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Would I be a mega faggot for getting this tattoo

>>42385285
it's ok fakebritnona, i like your accent

>>42385406
i want shrooms :,(

>>42385420
fuck yeah you would, I have a fucking red bob yet you'll be even more of a faggot than I

>>42385421
fake britnona here: that’s not me. i don’t mind being talked about. that’s the whole reason i kept up the bit. i just don’t like my voice

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>>42385395
ill keep adding anon dw
>>42385401
has it been months i thought i just started in here like dec 20th
damn im like a little infection
>>42385386
nah ill get bored and disappear again i just enjoy an outlet where im actually called lia and regarded as fem
this is the only place i get it other than in elfi's arms
>>42385420
i like line-art tattoos those are the only kind i get

>>42385440
but hearing your vocaroos makes me smile :/

>>42385439
tumblr girl i know this is you

>>42385440
these threads got a little shittier without the vokes

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>>42385369
i posted ‘em super late last night but here

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>>42385461
https://voca.ro/1b6wCc4OsRRW

remember when the gens were slow?

>>42385456
>>42385462
yeah the british accent is fun but there’s a reason it gave the other nona secondhand dysphoria. i sound obscenely male

>>42385504
ur seriously overthinking more mean shit said by randoms