social media editionqott: do you use bsky or xitter? whats your @?prev: >>42376816
glowie ass qotti don't use social media but bsky is horrifically bad and maybe the worst platform ever invented, every other poster is a humorless undiagnosed autist
>qottkys normie
>>42382603i use 4chan
literally no one is going to post their @ lol. this is even less likely than the white girl wednesday knotting videos
>>42382603only have a instagram because my coworkers bullied me into installing, barely use that garbage
i haven’t used xitter since 22 and bsky was butt
>>42382608you could prob have fun with boyremoval kink play with another moder
>>42382603sure ill drop it its @gunejar
>>42382603Data farming question lol. Outside of 4chan and Pinterest I don’t use social media
>>42382603>QOTTNo, no and fuck off data miner.>>423826314chan is the closest I have to social media I use regularly tooo.
boyremoval doesn't make the other person look like a woman
i use twitter my @ is @Glinner
@brinehav3n
>>42382666trips of deception that sounds horriblei'd sooner engage in detrans kink rp
>>42382688yes but it feels nice for a few minutes
>>42382603>qotthttps://voca.ro/1acc85DqZJZB
>>42382703>>42382631why are you here
>>42382703oh no i know this person...
>>42382678its the only soc media worth using desu>>42382705lmao but at least you'd have someone to smooch tho, that's nice thing>>42382717idk iv been on 4chin since like 2007-8 when i was still a youth
>>42382691big fan!
>>42382716What about Carls?
>>42382716wendys here kinda sucks the burger patties are a little dry n crumbly n the bread is weird also last time they gave me like an inch thick tomato slice
>>42382730this general specifically, why are you here
I cant ever imagine doing anything sexual with another person and i have full moid libido.
>>42382746because the secret truth is that this is just mtfg and you are deceiving yourself if you believe otherwise
>>42382733donate to my substack so i can pay for my head reduction surgery
>>42382756retard
>>42382603i have insta and twittercollect my papers but if u find me i will accept likely
>disgusting neverpasser>don't have a life outside work and school>come to a place to interact with people like me>it's full of passoids with wivesawesome
>>42382756i hope you kill yourself
>>42382783it is not *FULL* of passoids with wives. come on now. there are like a single digit number of those
>>42382734https://voca.ro/13xuU0aRjPKt>>42382738those wagies should fucking hang for allowing such degredation
your wife sucks my cock in dreams
>>42382756I mean not really, some of the people here do genuinely just have no hope of passing so it’s at least a spot to grieve that
doxxmoder I wish you'd stop talking to my wife :(
>>42382802the only good burger place here is five guys so ig ur getting 5 guys
>>42382842overpriced out the ass
>>42382762>>42382794you are so mean weh>>42382829and when i started i had no hope of passing eithernow i think maybe i could make it someday after ffs and if i ever figure out voice
>>42382838why are you pretending to be her? why do people do this? it's kind of creepy lol
>>42382829the funny thing is that physically i think i have the potential to pass im just absolutely terrified of trying
why am I so repulsive and unlovable holy shit this has to be karma
>>42382870im paying my treat :)
>>42382873you pass, ive seen it many times dummy, just do your voice training
>>42382870overpriced? they give you like a year's worth of fries! it's underpriced if anything
mocking me
>>42382875I'm not pretending? I want doxxmoder to go away :(
>>42382900dude you are doing a horrific job at this masquerade
>>42382842https://voca.ro/187uXgKNsXLg
>>42382917i am a virgin so it checks out
>>42382917you sound so transgender and tumblr-pilled
>>42382933pff
>>42382873You look very nice Lia but like for me it feels like even if I got FFS it would just make my face look uncanny + I have all the other just awful traits for passing. Despite being on HRT at 16 for a year and a half or so didn’t change my height or face bones or shoulders so I think I was just genetically fucked all together. >>42382878 What makes you so terrified nona? If you live in a shitty area or have bad circumstances then yeah that sucks but I’m sure there’s at least something u can do to help with that.
>>42382879
>>42382917forgot until now but the 5 guys in my city did have a basedjak drawing pinned on the board last time i went lmao
>>42382942>sound transgender no way!!>Tumblri still don't get it>>42382955seee i dont know if i can be seen in that environment
>another attention whore
>>42382949i really really dislike the man persona ive been putting on all these years i hate the idea of people knowing him instead of the actual me i would have to move somewhere else plus i live in the uk so im just generally afraid of terfs n reform types who seem to be everywhere
>>42382949that sucks jelly im sorry i hope those are just worms
>>42382914idk why you don't believe me? I just want doxxmoder to stop flirting with my wife :(
>>42383007dude I'm literally the wife you speak of. stop fucking around lol
>>42382591>what's the plus sign mean? it's cooli was a lifeguard summers during college lolwe had to have the lifeguard symbol on and visible at all times and our boss used to give us shit if we took our shirts offso i got it tattooed
>>42382969I whore for money tyvm
>>42382974UK stuff sucks sorry nona, but yeah I get feeling weird about coming out to people. They might be more accepting than u think but I totally get it still feeling weird to come out regardless of if they are or not. Wishing you luck <3>>42382976They’re not sadly. I’m 6’3, have 20 inch bideltoid, 33inch under bust, 0.91 midface, and deep sunken eyes under my massive brow. Genuinely over for me and I’ll probably kill myself sometime this year
>>42383029>"stop pretending to be my wife!"T. neetadopter pretending to be her wife, to the other anon also pretending to be neetadopter's wife
>>42383043oh that's sick actually lol
>>42382603>qott:no I don't use xitter or anything else that cornball Elon contributes to and bsly just seems like a shit hole too.
>>42383057Forgot to mention but those were also my measurements when I was 16 too. Like it’s genuinely over for me
>>42383062I'm not pretending to be my wife. I'm me! sorry if my post was confusing
I'm so glad I dont know my measurements I don't even think cis bitches obsess this much
when will i get hips
>>42383029stop fucking around? I'm your wife?
>>42383057my best friend from college's mom was 6'5" and a literal supermodel i wont try to convince you too hard but height can work>>42383109break out the measuring tape whatcha got
Trumps special three hour operation won venezuela faster than my tranny surgery turned me into a woman. russia cant even keep up
does this place still have tds are you all still illegal drug addicts
>>42383166I'm a legal drug addict
>>42382701it was so good the costumes and sets where amazing, mia goth especially every outfit was a stunner. i was unironically relating sm to the creature ;-;
>>42383172you wouldnt talk back if daddy trump was finna inna room
whats a tds
>>42383181The only scenario I can see where daddy trump is in the same room with me is if he's paying me for sex
>>42383183tds trump derangement syndromewhen people freak out and hate you for voting trumpmany such cases
is there any place online for non passer that wasn't taken over by oversocialized psychopaths
>>42383189youre not 12 years old he wont be interested
>>42383213Well no, he didn't pay the kids he paid FOR them big differenceHe knows I won't accept the candy hence why he'd have to pay up to be around me
i grew up as a card-carrying hon for hillary you're just a politicshon
>>42383190idk im pretty insulated from that stuff but i think the low income trump ppl selfowned severelyfeel for them its difficult wanting more but not knowing how to get it
wait Obama isn't president anymore?
>>42383138Oh no there are definitely some gorgeous women who are as tall or taller than me but they don’t have absurdly broad shoulders or a disgusting moided face. I wish I could try harder but genuinely feel like at this point my soul has given up on life desu. Every night for the last week kinda just gone to bed at peace with the fact that I’m gonna kill myself and feeling totally dead inside.
i thought thatcher was president?
Thatchuh's deed
>>42383272oh my god im peeing so hard right now. my penis is so hard and my piss is splashing everywhere
>>4238313838 in
>>42383285Ok can you keep the talk on poop pls
>>42383294oh my god im pooping so hard right now. my ass is so wobbly and my shit is covering the fucking floor
Perfect
>>42383057the uk sucks in general even without the terf stuff thatcher genuinely fucked this country so hard i want nothing more than to leave but thanks to brexit its super hard. my underbust is ~34 n my bideltoid is ~17 im about 5’11” so i think in terms of physique its kinda over but at least im a little twinkish otherwise
>>42383237How so? Gas is down, bills are down, groceries are down. My electric bill was 60% more this month last year, gas was 220% more and it's dropped down severely. Even my mortgage is down because insurance rates dropped across the board big shrug
I bet britnona would have a lot to say about all this
the conversation last thread made me think on it, so here's my ranked list of mmg characters most to least likely to fuck someone from these threads. this is disregarding established relationships like chuddy and methy or elfi and lia. if I missed (you)r favorite named mmg freak, just let me know!neetadopter: we've all seen the screenshots, no use beating a dead horse. safe to say she's my #1 pickmcdoublemoder: seems to flirt quite openly. has also shown explicit interest in the cowkini girl, I think she would if she got the chancefakebritnona: it's possible. she doesn't seem interested in it, but several anons openly crush on her. the option is there for herdoxxmoder + trainmoder: to my knowledge, they got the closest to meeting irl out of any mmg characters. they did not, however, seem interested in sex with the other. it's an honorable mention, I don't think they wouldouppy: does she like, know what sex is? 50/50 on if she's either completely asexual or is in a diaper polycule with several manmoders alreadyjellyfishmoder: she seems very insecure, so it's unlikely that she'd have the confidence to engage in such a thingprincessmoder: canonically t4c and more than a little picky about who she dates, she would NOT have sex with a modermastectomy girl: she, evidently, has a pretty one track mind and does not think about sex - with moders or otherwise - often at all. least likely of everyone imothis concludes my documentation
>>42383315Bleh that sucks nona, wishing you luck in leaving some day. And hey ur physique doesn’t seem so bad, can’t be worse than me at least so it’s worth a try I think <3
>>42383346is mcdoublemoder not cowkini girl
>>42383346
>>42383346mastectomy girl talks about fucking dudes CONSTANTLY though, does she not
>>42383328im playing poe but i told gpt to argue with you:gas is cheaper, but that’s mostly from global markets and lower demand, not some broad win; groceries aren’t generally down, utilities are up in many places, and mortgage/insurance costs still mostly follow fed policy and risk pricing; a chunk of the energy price drop is also tied to lower shipping volumes from tariffs, which means less trade and weaker economic activity, so the cheaper energy is largely a side effect of slowdown and a net negative for the us economy
>>42382703this is my favorite picture you made
>>42383346Jesus how many of these bitches are there
as neetadopters wife, she's also my #1 pick
>>42383346hnngg fake britnona
>>42383389eh I got what I voted for the rest is leftist psychobabble
>>42383400omg how bored are you that you're pretending to be my wife lmao. what's the endgame here
>>42383393our culture is not their costume
>>42383368she's not, but I see your confusion. mcdoublemoder posts about cowkinis a lot, that's her second gimmick. cowkinigirl refers to another nona here who posted pictures of herself IN a cowkini>>42383372lmao thank you very much anon>>42383383does she? I've only been able to tie her to the obvious "mastectomy or ffs?" posts and the "mocking me?" posts. I'm not super familiar with pre-neetadopter characters' lore, so forgive me if that's a detail of her character that I missed
You may not like it, but this is peak manmoding.Men lurch around with no makeup, basic haircuts and boring clothes, dillydallying and guffawing at their mischief. Unattractive to some, there is an inner honesty to it. They are not hiding who they are, warts and all. You of course have "performative males" with their piercings, tattoos, fancy clothes and even makeup, they are accused of not being real men by the other men, of course they are real men, as are you. Neither is makeup et cetera necessarily fake, it may be a way to communicate something genuine about yourself. However there is certainty when someone takes off the mask, no one cared who I was until I took off the mask.Of course male models and photographers cheat a little, they create a fantasy, a biker, a sailor, a mechanic, a lifeguard, they must since it is the only way to dress up a man without losing the suspension of disbelief that draws viewers into this imagery. For a moment there is a man who is not the usual gruff slob you are used to, he is tempered and refined by his profession, ambition or struggle, so consumed by it he has long parted with petty pangs of anxiety, boredom or fatigue, and he is sitting there with his broad shoulders in a moment of pause, glaring at you, wondering what he's going to do with you, or focussed on the situation around him, it is all so natural, genuine and honest, it is what is beautiful about men when they're not acting like bratty grotesque teenagers.The successful manmoder captures this beauty. You see it here, K Stew's choice of clothing makes something clear to the viewer, but she is not trying to hide it, and she still succeeds in creating the impression she is shooting banter with the frat boys in the changing room after competing with them in team contact sports. Literal peak manmoding.
>>42383396a lot! I probably missed a couple, even. only neetadopter, trainmoder, mastectomy and the tripfag gang are super regular posters in the current era though
>>42383414why don't you believe me??
>>42383410i get the sense mostly what you wanted was to feel like a winner and i love that for you anon you did good
why can't I find my tweezers, I fucking hate men so much
i kinda feel like i should get a minifridge for sparkling waters in here
>>42383430yeah I thought the girl who posted cowkini selfies was the mcdouble girl for some reason.>I've only been able to tie her to the obvious "mastectomy or ffs?" postsin some of those posts she literally talks about having sex with men though>pre-neetadopterI've only been called that for like 2 months lmao
>>42383346૮･ω･ა why would ouppy need diapiesouppy is house trained ૮ ᴖﻌᴖ ა
>>42383475you said you were insulated so I'm guessing you are white and high income so you will gain quite a lot from this administration. Yet you push back so you can have a veneer of empathy. Obviously you don't really care underneath it all
>>42383562hi ouppy, I'm a big fan. how's it going today? are you enjoying the weekend?
>>42383346several of the nonas crushing on britmoder may or may not just be me
>>42383458I believe you :)
>>42383349im already super self conscious about my ribcage bcos i have pectus invertus or whatever its called its very disgusting n ive hated it for as long as i can remember so having a barrel chest is just a cherry on top for me
>>42383575૮ ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ ა haaaaiii haii hi ouppy has been able to eep sooo much and smoke ouppy weed ૮＾ェ＾ა ouppy is so happi for no workies tomorrow ૮ ´> ཅ <` ა
>>42383578I will amend that to "at least one nona" then. it's okay, we don't judge>>42383562thank you for this important loredrop, ouppy>>42383560neetadopter I appreciate that I compiled a list of mmg character lore but I am still not as terminally on this general as you. I have not read EVERY mastectomy post, but thank you for the information
>>42383573i bow to you, master of the baitgl to you in all things and may your wealth grow
>>42383602i wish i had some ouppy weed i have work tomorrow n it feels like im heading to the gallows
>>42382671can you post more jellies i like this a lothere are some dog toys i saw in Target years ago
why does the dog work a 9-5 and smoke weed?
>>42383602oh hey I don't have work tomorrow either! enjoy the long weekend :D
>>42383627wow you actually posted so much nevr mind i'm sorry
I'm just gonna read yuri and hope it finally pushes me to suicide, goodnight
>>42383628cruel world
>>42383613sowwy anon ouppy wish ouppy could pass you the ouppy weed ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა>>42383631૮ ´> ˕ <` ა yaaay! awahhh ouppy hopes you haves funnn
>>42383657can you share the yuri
Holy fuck I was never gonna graduate college I was a retard
eeek
>>42383694is this ur thesis nona
>>42383694okay but who killed baby hitler in the end?
>>42383694woah this writing made me lol
>>42383666>666https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/eve_and_eve
>>42383709fuck no i dropped out this is just a shitty essay i wrote for my philosophy 101 class back in those days lmao>>42383712You'll be disappointed
>>42383627>>42383645I can post more!! This pic I took is maybe best photo I’ve ever taken so extra happy it was of a jellyfish. >>42383346I’m only into guys and it’d be weird for me to be with someone I know is a manmoder so that hurts there too. Nailed it on the insecure part tho I think I would have a panic attack during anything sexual due to brainworms. >>42383628It’s a tough life nona
>>42383764beautiful shot jellyfishmoder! I didn't realize you'd taken any of the pictures you post
>>42383749well why the fuck would you frame the whole essay around that idea then?? you're right nona this fucking blows...
>>42383764woahh where do u get ur jellyfish pictures from?
>>42383790I got like a 95 for this if you can believe it
Am I really dysphoric if I don't want boobs and I don't want to be a woman? I just want to be a very feminine guy. Also I have AGP.
>>42383793oh im so sorry, I didn't see that you take them, that's amazing
>>42383764I'm glad I've studied you accurately, jellyfishmoder! thank you
>>42383800wrong thread
>>42383800You're just a gay bottom why the fuck are you here
>>42383797seriously?? I'm starting to think philosophy 101 is a bit of a stupid class
>>42383813It was lol but it was one of the few classes I didn't hate
>>42382738
damn sigourney weaver is so young in ghostbusters golly
>>42382603>qottused to be a big twitter user like 2020 to 2023 or 24, but kept getting banned. i’m on bluesky now, but i’m not giving any of you my username, sorry
>>42383782>>42383804Thanks!! Every once in a while I send a few I’ve taken. This one I took at the Aquarium of the Pacific. I really should go to an aquarium again cuz I haven’t been to one in over a year now. Kinda sad
>>42383909ever seen a japanese man o war? those things are freaky
I actually malefailed but it was a 12 year old begging me for weed outside a dispensary
>>42383809>>42383808what if I wanted you to say the other answer
>I don't want boobs>I have AGP
>>423833155’11 17 inch biteltoid is a super femme ratio, why can no one on this board read a graph
>>42383909>Aquarium of the Pacific
>>42383330https://voca.ro/12Am2MCMC1Eq
>>42383951I just think it would be hot, I don’t actually want them for real.
go jork it then what do you need my input for
>>42383914Not in person but I’d like to. I think they’re neat. >>42383966It’s a fairly nice aquarium I think! Is there something wrong with it I don’t know??
>>42383970https://voca.ro/1l5FwoZ008Du
>>42383977Because I want validation and (you)s on 4chan are the closest thing to socialization that i have
holy fucking voicemogged that was brutal
>>42383987nta but i would get always get ads for it the sing songy voice is stuck in my head to this day
>>42383590pectus invertus is that shit where there’s essentially a divot in your sternum, right? my friend had that. one summer my friends poured in cereal and milk and ate from his chest divot lol
>>42383987nothing's wrong with it.
>>42384006trip on, cismoid
>>42384011that shit sounds gay as fuck
fyi I never hear these vocaroos
Ok
>>42384008>>42384013Ok good just made my heart skip a bit thinking that they were doing something shady and I didn’t know
>>42384007https://voca.ro/11YCgpOsQoTD
>>42384043they actually let the staff grind up and drink the jellyfish sometimes, I just don't think anyone wanted to say it to your face...
>>42384006brap
>>42384055that California Valley whore
>>42384055this is like my first time ever opening the vocaroos yes, it's like 2% too much effort. that's brutal though like personally this would NOT be my gimmick of choice in your shoes
>>42384058plainly untrue. they milk the jelly out of the jellyfish
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
if i speak i will be crucified. and i have so much to say
voicemogged by the quirky tumblr girl
I'm probably gonna die alone, homeless and without knowing how does it feel to be loved
>>42384087speak
ur gonna die with my cock in ur ass
>>42384082https://voca.ro/1g9D0amfJKXy
i'm probably gonna die alone, homeless and having known love, is that better or worse
didn’t shakespeare say it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?
>>42384055you gotta let that nona stop living in your head rent free britmoder
>>42384126Uncle fester mode
>>42384107bad end>>42384142suffering is deserved
shakespeare was a bitch
>>42384155you must be thinking of firefly
saw a video of a dog helping its owner while shes having a seizure and am i crazy for being so wet rn
>>42384163you’ve done it, you’ve sealed away the evil forever
>>42384088https://voca.ro/120jGByMZRMf
>>42384170why do i deserve to suffer...
>>42384176foid brained
>>42384171well i was wrong, it’s apparently from alfred tennyson
>>42384184girl, 9/11 jokes won’t save you from the tumblr accusations
i fr need to see a knotting vid at some point
>>42384058>>42384083nooooooo :(
>>42384126slightly freak show main attraction coded logic but live your life
are you the keymaster?
>>42384206https://voca.ro/1cLuwZNebB4M
>>42383970kier starmer didnt ruin labour hes just the end product of 90s new labour which funnily enough is also thatchers fault
>>42384176god American new build housing and fixtures are absolutely soulless
>>42384214well i’m officially done anyway, that’s what >>42384182 meant
does tumblrmoder moan like a foid when she knots it?
>>42384239Don't you fucking leave me bitch who am I gonna vocaroo with ive gone through all my bad jokes
>>42384233see, some additional proof for anyone believing the “britmoder was lying about actually being american” conspiracists
>>42384254SHES SPIRITUALLY BRITISH OK
>>42384254that isnt conclusive proof btw blaming kier for everything is the big thing n the tories were in power for like a thousand years so everyone forgot how shit labour were
ykw male moaning is so much hotter than female moaning, why do vocal tracts have to be sexually dimorphic anyway
>>42384265i am britmoder! i’m not! god this is why i usually answer via vocaroo>>42384247sorry, uncle fester moder was just too much to overcome. maybe if i can voice train to a passable point
>implying anything makes me moan anymorelel? u guys still fall for that psyop?
>>42384266my understanding was essentially that corbyn was good but forced out by dipshits who wanted a way more centrist & transphobic labor. was it also dogshit before he became leader for a bit?
no i like that its an act
me, the avoidant monstermoder watching the mmg personalities appear and socialising
The manmoder label has already been taken over by the once boymoders.Soon I’ll be forced to call myself an ogre gorilla shrekmaxxed rape ape moder.
>>42384298sup
>>42384298i do this shit in real life. i was at a concert where i knew the singer of one of the bands but i still avoided her to dick around here because i’m deeply pathetic
>>42384270https://voca.ro/1awWnFQuZReJ;-;
>>42384339bo’ol of wa’uh
>>42384355It's just not the same...
>>42384298i dub thee moder of the forest
>>42384358sorry nona :( my voice is just really unpleasant. got any voice training tips, since your voice is so good?
>>42384381youre gonna fucking hate me but I've never trained
im going to put a few of you into a meat grinder and eat everything that comes out
i’m putting you in my note
>>42384394If you're hot I'm fine with that
>>42384394I CONTAIN RARE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS PATHOGENS!!!
Weird that we've circled back to vore
>>42384394please do. being food would let me die and make me useful. win win
>>42384386nta but you were right, i'm seething
>>42384394Put me in please
>>42384446SORRYYYYY
>>42384453beautiful happy joyful wonderful blessed creature
ugh im definitely sickfugg
instacart is so funny sometimes. why is someone ordering 5 items from a store 53 miles away and not tipping? at 9pm in snow. insane set of circumstances
fucking hell my mom's friend is flirting with me
>getting flirted withfakemoder spotted
i completely missed the friend part on the first read and got so excited
getting flirted with does not make someone a fakemoder lmao
>>42384530she's a woman if anything it proves that i'm a conventionally attractive man she got too handsy
>>42384492one time i had the most horrendous flu and ordered some medicine but then some crack addict was delivering and someone else got the door for me and was there 20 minutes trying to get this crack addict to stop tweaking out as they werent just giving over the medcine
>>42384536I'm also very disappointed she's not getting flirted with by her mom T-T
>too handsyoh no... i wonder how dsa nona is doing
i am 30
reminder that if anything good has happened to you in your entire life you're a fakemoder
for me sex is like that crazy thing i do every year like going to six flags
>>42384552ah that fucking sucks. i always try and be a good little drone on my deliveries. i’ve had a few orders where i’ve spent like 40 extra minutes in the store desperately looking for the shit they ordered lol
I hate this, I hate the idea of being a man more so than I do a women but I think I'm like somewhere in the middle, fuck this shit I just wanted to be normal yet deep down I know I'm some enby or fucking genderfluid shit, I know I have the base to pass as a women but god damn did I got too attached to the gay man label, anyone else like this? Because I hate the idea of being seen as one of those tiktok freaks who think you don't need gender dysphoria to be trans, I want to fully transition into a women but still get to be gaybois with a bf if that makes sense, I've been feeling like this my whole life yet I've never once came to terms with it
I need that Disneyland sex where I gotta get all the autographs and fuck goofy
why is my mom not saying anything this is so uncomfortable
ive seen so much incest porn ur literally in for peak just sit back and enjoy anon
>>42384552lmao the lady talked for so longim pretty sure she thought we were ordering meth ingredients
edging to the noise of the neighbors fucking award
i once came to a male work friend's gym pics on snapchat
I honestly dont even want to be a woman or a chad male. I judt want to get lobotomized and not have to experience reality anymore. I hate being myself a lot.
it’s conversations like this that reassure me that i’m not a gooner
I hate jerking off and having a libido but i do it a lot still.
>>42384728i came to a guys face before
i got some soju here
>>42384625describe the things that you like about masculinity and the things you dislike about femininitypreferably the experience of them
>>42384775Hey me too!!
>>42384736i goon post in this thread while flaccid with no expression on my face and have no intention of jerking off when i do it
>>42384773damn must have been a nice face o.o
>>42384787trying the pineapple flavor hbu
>>42384806They only had peach flavor so for me it’s peach
>>42384800i think so anyways but maybe he’s just my type
>>42384832cheers
>>42384836goals
>>42384845Cheers!!
men owe me dick
seared then threw in the oven for 350ru eating good tonight ehm ehm G
>>42384893kitchencel tier
>>42384916and a good day to you too friend :v :’l
are we really only having 4 asparaguses
>>42384950i ate before hand there was mashed potatoes too if you even care
>>42384965i do care
>>42384893I mog u fakecel
>>42384965i'm choosing to believe you ate 2 entire steaks and 20 calories of asparagus
maybe she doesnt want her pee to stink
but that's the best part
well i gave her my phone number since she asked so nicely, idrc anymore
>>42384970i like the table hope was it yummers
>>42384781in terms of masculinity I guess I like the idea of being a protector of sorts, not the macho kind but the more rowdy and teasing type, I even like drinking and my dick but the idea of being an actual man is horrifying to me, it might just be a family thing with me since even my sisters are no nonsense and blunt with everyonewith femininity I don't really like the idea of having to be proper all the time mainly in terms of personality, it's just I have a massive bitchy attitude yet I now have to be more careful about it else I'm at more risk at getting hurt, I don't really have a disadvantage for this since I feel like it's my lack of care for pronouns and my personality that make me not fit into either one, it feels so weird
I should buy a burner phone and set up the moder hotline
Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
>>42385029or just use mine and call me instead i'm lonely +14083631690
>>42385055I honestly truly don't want you having my phone number
oh man>>42385011so when you weigh these things is it mostly social role that you're debating the pros/cons of?do you experience dysphoria?>>42385037im big spoon
>>42385061woah you're doing a leaderboard? I'm on it? what do these numbers mean? what are you counting?
why does my look like that
Oh thank God I'm not ranked
>>42385061boosting my fav by saying her name at the end of every post mastectomy
>>42385061>>42385073butthole diameter rankings?
just shoveled snow for like the third time since yesterday
>>42385084my ass is tight as fuck though
>>42385061i need to pump my numbers up
૮ ᴖﻌᴖ ა yaaay ouppy winning!
>>42385061I've had dysphoria for as long as I can remember, I remember being horrified when I found out what puberty was since even back then I knew it felt wrong, transitioning was always something I wanted and is something I'm actively doing, so yeah, I think having dysphoria strong enough that I spent my teens being a depressed shut in who was indulging in anything to distract myself counts as dysphoria, even pictures and mirrors fills me with a sense of dreadand yeah I'm mostly weighing the social roles, it's like my personality clashes with a lot of the fem stuff even though I hated being masculine, I'm a fucking mess tbhdesu
>>42385084lmao>>42385073simple mentions fren, nothing fancy or time intensive and very prone to error>>42385080>>42385110heh cheese is encouraged>>42385173so a common attitude among trannies is that they didnt go to the trouble of trooning out just to fit tightly in another socially palatable boxwhat are you thoughts on that, and what are your thoughts on having a successful medical/physical transition but not adhering to social expectations that might come with that?
>>42385055out of pure boredom i tried to call this but crickets unfortunately
>>42385173I've never been distraught with it but u've also been disassociated all of my life and genuinely don't feel like i lived more than 20 days total past the age if 14. Personally.Yours seem way more rough sorry to hear abt allat.I think being an enby is on par with just being trans as far as normies are concerned so idk if its that big of a jump.>>42385173>even pictures and mirrors fills me with a sense of dreadThis is very real. I shut down for like a week if i have to look at my own pics.Idk what to advise other than that my cope has always been living alone and in self-reliance and then you can be anything you want.Unrelated: I wish i had hobbies, skills, passions, or friends but i'm avoidant if reality and uninterested in becoming proficient at anything beyond the fantasy of it.2 hours before the alarm. Gotta snooze.I really really really just dislike being myself and i doubt in my ability to change.
>>42385226objecting because i get called multiple variations of my character name!
>>42385226count you at least rename your vars to either be generic or to respect moderspaces?
id like to petition to have my name removed and my existence forgotten
which character are you?
>>42385291a retarded one
>>42385266elfi and i are discussing a refactor to use some fuzzy matching kuz i originally wrote this super halfassed>>42385269i might make it more generic we'll see what we come up with
>>42385291masectomy
>>42382603>bsky or twitterI use rdrama.net
you forgot cowkini girl... o oh goddd cowkini girllll fuuuuck
>>42385309incorrect
>>42385326lia
when are we getting more cowkini girl pics desu
>>42385320theres tears on my pjs now theyre wet
what do i do while drinking hot cocoa and eat cookies>read my manga >read my book>watch the summer hikaru died>watch six feet under>shitpost here
im happy c*smo*d wasnt included
>>42385362shitpostalso post cookies pic>>42385364oh that reminds me i should include larry
lia's putting roots down in mmg and is going to attract a swarm of annoying tripfags
im so fucking stupid wide i think i couldnt fit inside a large crack in a cave if i was in a cave trapped
>>42385369larry but no chuddy or methy is a crime tbhonish
>>42385386lia’s had roots down, she’s been here for months
>>42385226the question seems a bit redundant but I believe medical shit and passing is generally more important than anything socially speaking, a lot of socialising is bs regardless of gender, just find a group of people you like and act yourself around them, anything else is pretty stupid, just don't go and act like an idiot with it>>42385242I have a pretty bad tendency to disassociate a lot desu, but it really isn't too surprising considering that I'm not only a tranny but also heavily traumatised by a lot of stuff I won't go into detail here, it just I much rather be some women or in between than anything else, and yeah it is pretty rough, like I wasn't even a preteen when I first tried to kill myself and started cutting, yet apparently there was never signs (like tf, I hate it when people say that)
im taking the mushrooms
>>42385394feel like hitting ur head against the wall?
Would I be a mega faggot for getting this tattoo
>>42385285it's ok fakebritnona, i like your accent
>>42385406i want shrooms :,(
>>42385420fuck yeah you would, I have a fucking red bob yet you'll be even more of a faggot than I
>>42385421fake britnona here: that’s not me. i don’t mind being talked about. that’s the whole reason i kept up the bit. i just don’t like my voice
>>42385395ill keep adding anon dw>>42385401has it been months i thought i just started in here like dec 20thdamn im like a little infection>>42385386nah ill get bored and disappear again i just enjoy an outlet where im actually called lia and regarded as femthis is the only place i get it other than in elfi's arms>>42385420i like line-art tattoos those are the only kind i get
>>42385440but hearing your vocaroos makes me smile :/
>>42385439tumblr girl i know this is you
>>42385440these threads got a little shittier without the vokes
>>42385369i posted ‘em super late last night but here
>>42385461https://voca.ro/1b6wCc4OsRRW
remember when the gens were slow?
>>42385456>>42385462yeah the british accent is fun but there’s a reason it gave the other nona secondhand dysphoria. i sound obscenely male
>>42385504ur seriously overthinking more mean shit said by randoms
>>42385504:c do a fem btitish accent
>>42385504why the fuck am I still getting brought up by you???
i found another soju in the bakc of the fridge its gonna be a good night
>>42385517i’m sorry, i’ll stop
>>42385504you got complimented by like 10 separate people that one time, ignored them, and now you're still in here talking about one person who insulted you. come on
>>42385549This she literally makes friends so easy
>>42385549I apologised to them too yet despite that it isn't enough, I don't even regret what I said anymore since now they're just being silly about it
>>42385574if you don’t regret it will you at least tell me the crueler thing?
>>42385590britnona i'm gonna put you in the device tbdesu
>>42385285doxxmoder can you please stop talking to my wife :(
>>42385455damn, december 20? i swore i’d seen you around way longer. i guess it’s just further proof i spend WAY too much time here
>>42385601that’s okay, i welcome The Device
time moves different in mmg
bump
>>42385604oh im talking about my infringement on mmg iv been posting in mtfg since like late 2020
>>42385652i’m also talking about mmg. i don’t think i’ve ever used mtfg
sometimes i gotta hit my mirror with the lia reppingstare
is there a grace period for realising y oure trans and being a repper
>>42385661it doesn't work i tried so hard :(
i came to mmg from repgen :)
>>42385466also these look really yummy i want a cookie>>42385667i questioned for a year after realizing my experience might be dysphoria >>42385687good girl
>good girl>*looks inside*>28 year old moid
>>42385710i have many leftovers :)
i can't stop crying all i fucking do lately is cry
im gonna have a big frickin cry tonight
i’m gonna make it 10 years without crying soon
>>42385752why? just don't cry
>>42385752i'm sorry to hear your pain
sometimes i get a lil hard when my wife cries. do you think she gets a lil wet when i cry?
estrogen been making me cry like a bitch, everything is sensitive and I get overwhelmed a lot more now
>>42385799give me 10 minutes and i wont have you crying because that would be a fucked up or potentially creepy thing to say
>>42385710i feeeel like i have been questioning for a long time but only recently come to eralize i may be dysphoric. and that makes it seem like its not real
>>42385826that’s okay. you can say fucked up or creepy things to me
>>42385820im not sure how much of it is to do with estrogen versus test, and how much is that i've stopped feeling the need to hide i also get happily overwhelmed/cry much more>>42385404what are your wants and expectations from the perspective of passing?>>42385843how come
This one's only for the real modershttps://voca.ro/1btA4FEIooPL
>>42385933absolute banger, thank you vocaroomoder
>>42385933ok I changed my mind, you rule
>>42385933the 100 gecs lmao
>>42385966omfg
>>42385933OUGGGHHHH
see i can be funny sometimes
you’re usually funny, i always liked vocaroo’ing with you as a result
>>42386023ur such a sweetheart omg
>>42385901To be seen as a normal cis person and not some weirdo who's visibly trans, that's like the whole point
>>42385933this really rocks it put a huge smile on my face anon
>>42385901like....... if what i was feeling is true i would have realized it so long ago right?
idk i probably shuoldnt be posting in here im sorry
fuuuuck i don't wanna work tomorrow
poopin
same
holding bumpmoders legs above her head to ensure my seed takes
doing lines off bumpmoder's ass before railing her
>>42386042>that's the whole pointone thing is for sure, you have to go through uncanny valleyyou might come out the other side but you will be in it for a while and it'll be scary and uncomfortable while you're therequestion is whether your dysphoria is painful enough that the relief of it is worth that and fwiw dysphoria is relieved by hrt even if you don't pass, might not be all the way but at least for me part way was already better>>42385933lol>>42386062if that were how it worked you wouldn't see so many john 50s like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GneMst52FE0
Who are the moders in order of most fuckable to least fuckable
>>423863771. everyone else2. me3. you
bumpmoder > everyone else
>>42386358https://youtu.be/JaoUMbHvsc0
thats the most peoples ive ever seen at the tiny desk holy smokes
>>423863771. bumpmoder
Fair enough
>>42386248>if that were how it worked you wouldn't see so many john 50s like mei get it. i dont knwo why i feel my situationis any different or like invalid? i read so much relatable stuffs on here but in my mind it just feels off. it doesnt help that i really have no clue hwo to talk about any of this
Could never bring a man home he'd see my sonic adventure bedsheets
sweet dreams ganghttps://youtu.be/IDpJkJ3duYo>>42386480>i have no clue how to talk about any of thishere, like thisbit at a time
>>42386527wait lia this music rox ty sleep well
Can't wait for moder monday
