I invited a pooner over and had sex with him, but I'm already dating someone else and now I'm scared he'll find out.I thoroughly cleaned my house, my windows have been open for 2 days, I sprayed cologne all over the house, but the tuna smell still won't go away. My bf is coming back tomorrow. How do I fix my house? I don't want him to find out
>>42382830Eat tuna
imagine giving up a good normal man just to plap some tunapoon, he should dump you lmao you don't deserve him
>>42382944I didn't fuck him in his vagina! I fucked him in his ass. I'm not a transphobe
>>42382956so what are you, a faketrans woman or a desperate cishet man
>>42382968cis gay man with impregnation fetish
>>42382830why did you cheat?
>>42383041I was horny
>>42383071that's terrible
>>42383090kys moralist fag. you're not better than me
>>42382988and you fetishly aimed for a butthole instead of the luscious, squelching perfection of cervix access that is the vulvayou stupid or something?oh rightyou're "g a y" so you're afraid of BREEDing the right hole but society infused you with a fetish to seed a female so this is the compromise
>>42383104in that case that anon could kill you and it wouldnt be bad since nothing means anything.
>>42382988>invited a pooner over and had sex with him>gay manyou don't have to lie anon, society isn't gonna shame you for being straight
>>42383120I read your post 3 times and I don't understand what you're trying to say.but to clarify, I like the idea of impregnating people but women are ugly and hideous and vaginas are gross
>>42383104you cheated for nothing if your boyfriend was hitting you or something i'd understand but you did it for nothing
>>42382988>impregnation fetish>fucks in the assWhat did he see?
>>42383168gay people don't have the same beliefs of monogamy and loyalty in our culture
>>42383149OK. It seems we agree then.You need to breed. But as a homo you're scared of vagina because you won't be able to tolerate it. But you also need a female, I think, to make the breeding more convincing.What a fascinating archetype.Here I was, wondering who'd possibly be going after "advanced" poon transition specimens.
>>42382830There is no tuna smell. It's your guilty subconscious. The smell will follow you everywhere from now on.
>>42383217that's what femboys and pooners are for. no females needed>>42383255there is. I told him not to shower because the smell turned me on, but I think it was a mistake
>>42383274>pooners>no females
>>42383274Your boyfriend shouldn't be able to recognize the smell anyway.
>>42383360why?
>>42382830Literally so easy, just cook fish. Have dinner ready for your boy friend. Have tuna salad yadda yadda. And don't cheat on him in the future.
>>42383376Why would a faggot know what pussy smells like?
>>42382830Have you tried opening sustromming or whstever its called, in the house
>>42382956wait if you fucked him in the ass why does anything smell like pussy
>>42383379>>42383390I never do this. he'll think ti's suspicious if I start cooking for no reason
>>42383403Order tuna pizza
>>42383411this might fool him today, but I can't keep doing this every time we have sex. I need a more permanent solution
>>42383401Most FTMs are autistic and smell so bad it lingers wherever they go like smokers.
>>42383401he brought the pussy with him for some reason when he came over. why wouldn't it smell?
>>42383446Have you considered not being a dirty slut or is that impossible for gay men?
>>42383446If a person can leave behind a permanent smell so can the pizza just blame it on the pizza
>>42383473why are you on the gay board if you're homophobic?
>>42383448>>42383468this is either shit bait or you fucked an actual moron which makes you an actual moron and i have no sympathy for you
Cheaters should be treated like bugchasers because they get off on putting their partner's health at risk.
>>42383494Poking fun of bad habits of specific acronyms is normal.
>>42383468shit starts smells worse when you poke at it, it's the same principle pussy smells worse when you touch it
>>42383531vagina smells worse when horny, which means op did a good job
>>42383546it would be 100 times worse had op actually done something to it so it can't be that bad
the telltale tuna smell
its crazy how odor blind women are when every man in a 50' radius can pinpoint which odor is coming from which woman.
gays go through all that activism just to fuck the opposite sex, what a joke
>>42383588the opposite sex doesn't look like this
>>42383604that's a woman you can clearly see the feminine face fat
>>42383186Then why do you need to hide it from your bf?
>>42383401Pussy shouldn't even smell like tuna, it only does if there's an infectionOP is either making a bait post or he fucked someone with a pussy so diseased the smell stuck around for days
>>42383658Not OP but I once hooked up with a girl from >>>/soc/ who left a really really bad smell in my bed. Thought maybe it was a bad day but it happened again the next week. Didn't know how to handle it so I told her I started seeing someone else and needed to break it off with her.
>>42383680body order feels worse if you're related
>>42383680Probably bacterial vaginosis. Or you fucked your long lost sister.
>>42383274Uh ohYou're a Kinsey 4
>>42383658The whole thread is a bait post, just an excuse to be transphobic. They see trans men as women and want to dogpile the disgusting delusional bitches for not realizing how inferior they truly are, according to them of course. The kind of people who hate women for being pursued for their pussies like to remind women that Well Actually pussy is rancid so you're not better than me after all. Normal people know pussy doesn't actually stink foul like shit does, and that under normal circumstances doesn't have a fish smell at all, it's kind of tart like greek yogurt. This is all just misogyny directed at men who are more likely to be here and get pwned than cis women who if are here are probably lesbians anyway
>>42383714>>42383724Definitely not related lol, we were from entirely different parts of the country and didn't look particularly similar. Could've been BV idk lol
>>42383773yeah this shit never happened cause>breeding kink>up the ass>vagina smell but no butt smell
>>42383787Your genes simply weren't compatible
if op had a breeding fetish he would not fuck someone in the assThere is no reason a breeding fetish would be activated while fucking someone in the ass it just doesn't work if you think about it for more than a second.OP needs to die alone and starve to death inside of a cold glacial crevasse for cheating on his bf tho but yeah this is also definitely a bait post
>>42383810Windows open for two days is what gave it away, too comical, then the line about how he plans to cheat again in the future is too obvious after already telling someone to kill themself for being angry he cheated
>>42383849I still don't understand how a gay bf would recognize vagina smell
>>42383849>someone plans to cheat again when he already did? UNREALISTIC! IT MUST BE BAIT!
>>42383773>transphobia is when you recognize the actual sex of the other person because we're programmed to do thatoh ho noooooo
>>42384081>actual sex
>>42384112You knowtheir inescapable features that define them and not just the gyno addons and butt fat trannies get?
>>42384159tourist has no ideas that pooners pass much better than mtfs on average
>>42384159so being a woman is just a stereotype like it's just a couple of features
>>42384188
>>42383773By making this post you are doing more to damage trans men than the OP. You sound like a retarded woman.
>>42384610>wanting to have sex with pooners is transphobicwhy do female trannies want male trannies to be virgin incels? is there beef between them? or are they just evil?
>>42384699what do you mean by female and male trannies you're making this so confusing for no reason
>>42384794trannies aren't a separate gender you know
>>42384699What the fuck are you talking about? I am FTM.
>>42384834I wasn't quoting you, I was quoting the person you were replying toI know you're taking testosterone now but please try to think before speaking
>>42384820no clue what that means. no clue
Just don't tell him. If you don't tell him he'll never know.
