Well?
I say desu a lot
i am an agp stoner tranny and sometimes im guilty of talking like a cat
i copy my friends' quirks to fit in
>>42388790I say "bleak" a lot because I used to know a pooner who said it and I never dropped it. Bleak.
>>42388790Instead of 3 dots I do 3 colons. And use dashes a lot. But I may just be autistic for the last one- it’s just easier to share ideas that way,,,
>>42388790i drp my vwls smtms
>>42388790Okay, FBI. I love semicolons and emdashes. Oh, right, I tend to combine two words into one.
>>42389151Do/did you like homestuck and deers in 2024
>>42388790i use this emoji a lot and basically everyone i ever text with including my land lord and therapist have started using it too. im a trend setter, bitch
>>42389463cant post emojis it seems so itll be a mystery which one it is
>>42389463I use the parrot emoji every other message because I really like parrots
>>42389418Nah. Though, there’s a nonzero chance it’s just a general cultural zeitgeist? Not particularly sure,,,Oh also on discord I punctuate with my Touhou gyategyate collection.
>>42388790I do :3 alot and one time my friend crashed out on me for saying lol to much. I feel awkward when I typed so I used it as a filler to try and come off more casual.
>>42388826weeb
>>42389520>I use the parrot emoji every other message because I really like parrotsthat's cute, someone should date yout. chaser
>>42388790i use the space invader emoji too much because i think it looks funny and i sometimes feel alien but in a funny way
>>42388790Swapping between being presentable and white vs speaking the way I actually do, usually at random
>>42390646How do you feel about the fact that so many 4channers are racist. (I'm a non-racist chaser, myself.)
>>42390673The racist posters usually have mental illnesses or shitty lives, so I don't have to feel bad.
>>42390704trvthnvke
I say wanu instead of wanna and I end my sentences like this . . .
>>42390704I feel bad because they're usually mentally ill and have shitty lives (ie not their fault)
i always catch myself replying with "yay" "yahoo" or "yippee" regardless of how miserable i'm feeling. am i trutrans
>>42390552Me being in a relationship is a terrible idea but my life would be perfect if I was a parrot
>>42389151nonny those are commas :(
picrel recently used emojis i specifically overuse the crying emoji, but i also use a lot of emoticons like :D :0 :\ <3 :p are my favorites and i also do lots of this ending my sentences like this…
>>42391051im an idiot
>>42389151It's so fun to type with dashes -- as long as you don't use the actual emdash character, then people will think you're chatgpt...
>>42391483It's not ChatGPT — it's authentic human creativity.
>>42390993that parrot is very kawaii
>>42391549The em dash has become a telltale weakness in ChatGPT’s writing, and it deserves to be called out. Humans use the em dash with intention, like seasoning, to sharpen a thought or punch a rhythm into a sentence. ChatGPT uses it like a crutch, jamming it into nearly every paragraph to blur ideas together and fake a sense of flow. The result is prose that feels slippery and overpolished, as if it is afraid to commit to a clean sentence or a firm stop. Where human em dashes signal confidence and voice, ChatGPT’s signal indecision and habit. It is not stylistic flair; it is a pattern, and once you see it, the writing starts to feel less thoughtful and more mechanical.
>>42391931I know this was the joke but>inb4 "AI detectors don't work" — this one does
>>42391961I tried running myself through that detector but I don't want to make an account. Tragic
>>42391961You are absolutely right — and not many people would point this out. This shows not only discernment, but truly profound insight. And the worst part? The poor reputation of AI text detectors could not only lead to ChatGPT text going undetected, but also to real human wit being mistaken for AI nonsense, leading to misinformation, distrust and confusion.
>>42392448this doesn't meet the minimum char requirement for the detector but I am 98% sure it's 100% human-written
>>42392459aihon clocked