jesus was skinny brown and germanic like me

>>42389664
f off already, orph*n

>>42389530
But butlers don't do those things... Butlers are highly regarded (you pay a lot of them)
Maybe you are thinking of a servant?

>>42389596
How did you even get on dates without him knowing? What did you tell him? How did you get him to go picning? Like in the grass and all that?

>>42389593
Are you spiritual in general? I really doubt the universe is pushing a fag and another guy together

Gonna make a Fem4Fem WT Mothers edition next.

yesterday I was in a lecture and suddenly I felt his presence like he was near me. I looked up and he was walking through the door. How did I know? I didn't see him i just knew. but he's not even in my class. he was just looking for his friend or something.

>>42389688
that's what lesgen AKA transbiangen is for sis

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>>42389691
i am always watching

>>42389691
your powerful gaysyc abilities aren't waking up, you need to inhale more dick cheese

i'm not really even attracted to men, but for whatever reason i enjoy bottoming and i need a guy to do it. problem is most guys arent attractive, like literally it's nearly impossible to find someone i would be into

>>42389685
>I really doubt the universe is pushing a fag and another guy together
wouldn't it make sense for the universe to bring two gay men together?

>>42389720
chasergen

>>42389685
Would you be open to doing sexy things while serving or not? You want a fully certified professional job or are you willing to work under the table?

>>42389709
why are you tripping?

>>42389720
you should get with an mtf because they're totally for real women and nothing like men

>>42389720
Why are you looking for a relationship? Just get your hole filled up and leave sis. He would even prefer it if you left after he nutted in you. Not everything has to be this all encompassing relationship on multiple layers sis.

>>42389739
because I have nothing else to do

Tell him to wear a mask so you don't have to see his unattractive face too sis.

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>>42389685
First off, butlers do let you shove cucumbers up their ass and use nipple clamps and something involving a hand exercise thing idk I don't remember that much

Second, it was college so it was me and him going to events on campus so ig he thought we were just buds. Murder mystery dinner, couple showcases w free food, had a lot of the same classes where we'd chat the whole time then go study together. I thought we were something... We were not. Full on picnic on the grass tho which was apparently the final straw

>>42389571
He's not active on sm but his mom posts a lot of liberal mom progay stuff and they all went to a pride thing last year. But nothing definitive.

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>>42389720
and what do you look like? lol bottoms should be humble

>>42389720
I'm not even gay but for some reason I enjoy topping and need a twink under me

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>>42389719
shut up. I'm telling you, I felt him. it was like a tingling sensation in my head. and the other day I suddenly started feeling sad out of nowhere even though previously I had just been chilling, and its like I saw the image of him in my mind and THEN he texts me and after talkng for a while he tells me he's been feeling down all day LIKE IS THAT NOT KIND OF WEIRD?????

>>42389775
gays will look at that and dump him because he's using an iphone baka

too many mentally ill people here, can't get any good advice about gays from gays themself, figures

>>42389811
well its either us or redditfags who will always tell you to get therapy for every fuckin issue, luv

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>>42389811
better not be talking bout me bitch

some of you treat this shit like a fulltime job instead of fucking off
hiw hard is it to understand that you're not wanted here? and yet like clockwork they continue to type in the same url to fucking troll all day because they have no goddamn life outside of trolling and griefing people on the internet. fucking hate mentally ill pieces of shit like orphan

>>42389811
>I'm not attracted to men
>I enjoy bottoming and I need a guy to do it
>most guys aren't attractive
>i still want a relationship with a man even if it's nearly impossible to find someone i like
Look at yourself sis. You are a living contradiction. A life of lies. That's your problem sis.

>>42389811
Why do you need advice about gays? Your post is nonsense and gets posted here like once a week. If you're not gay yet you find yourself bottoming for men, see a therapist retard. Don't expect a bunch of struggling people on 4chan to solve your problems for you..

innit strange how u pay more for Swiss cheese but get less cheese overall bc of the holes

I'm part-time gay and part-time racist sis.

get a job lazy, broke ass mf. no one wants you

>>42389877
i'm kinda racist because i'm half germanic
it's in my nature

>>42389871
is swiss cheese a jewish invention by any chance? :/

>>42389804
no, i feel it too!
sometimes my prostate tingles and then i find out that he thought about me!
and i had to poo... happened recently

>>42389888
>swiss
bergjuden

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>>42389855
i miss fanon too... :/

>>42389887
are you cut?

>>42389906
th-thorny?

>>42389918
yeah

>>42389901
brudi! zeig arschfotze

>>42389804
YOU. ARE. MENTALLY. ILL.

>>42389921
who dat?

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Why didn't they cast Walker Scobell in Heated Rivalry?

>>42389947
not a kike

I lost 20% of my penis length because I was obese in my childhood. Fuck my obese parents.

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>>42389940
didnt you say you were going off internet for a couple of weeks. wot hapeened? do you lack will power?

>>42389735
>You want a fully certified professional job or are you willing to work under the table?
I don't want anymore, but when I used to want it, I wanted a full professional job, no sexual things involved
Even if I did I LARPed a Butler for some guy on Grindr I would want it to be non-sexual I think, or at least non-sexual as the "butler" role goes

>>42389783
> it was me and him going to events on campus so ig he thought we were just buds. Murder mystery dinner, couple showcases w free food, had a lot of the same classes where we'd chat the whole time then go study together.
Why did you think these were "dates"? It is normal to talk with someone and then go to study with him
I am curious about what happened after he told you he is not gay, do you still hang out as friends or you revealed your feelings?

>>42389956
i dont think fat influences the amount of free testo, it increases estrogen, but imo if anything a bit of natural estro in natiral feedback loop it might push testo up

>>42389955
The hapa isn't a jew either

>>42389968
but he fills the dei quota unless the book specifically has a hapa character

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>>42389958
only posting when eating
and this is a good time to stop

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>>42389926
n-neim

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>>42389622
Hi lukewarm

>>42389965
Nah fatsos have really small penises. You can lose the fatty layer to recover some length, but the damage is already done. I lost like maybe 1 inch, so it's smaller than average.

>>42389989
daddy

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>>42389989
?????

last post

>>42389994
yeah no i dont buy it
ppeat growth driven by free test at puberty, i guess amerimutt fat could disrupt it... if u obese with diabitus at 15

>>42390003
He’s mine
https://youtu.be/1A0AjrtzM0M

>>42389892
>>42389939
fuck you. you will regret this when I develop psychic abilities fr.

>>42389964
I was openly gay and a dude whom I thought was also gay was spending all his free time with me, just the two of us. And it was freshmen year of college so there was a lot of "finally i can have a bf" thinking that muddied the waters. Not like I thought we were getting married that week but yeah I thought/hoped he was 1) gay and 2) into me.

>>42390010
can I borrow him for a little bit

>>42390034
Can you tell me where my future boyfriends lives and when we will meet?

>>42389955
He looks Ashkenazi jew to me

>>42390048
What happened after?

thoughts on penis stretching exercise like jelqing? does it do anything?

>>42390048
reminds me of when I had a lab partner I got a crush on, and then I talked about him with other classmates and they surmised I had a crush so they told him and he never talked to me again :(

>>42390053
Nah…

>>42389964
nta but
>Murder mystery dinner, couple showcases w free food
these really read like normal male friend hangouts to you?

>>42390072
were they trying to warn him or were they retarded foids trying to make yaoi irl

>>42390071
dont know about jelqing but weighted extension devices apparently work from what i have read

just like the new captcha, I'm not like the others

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look at my bf's cute belly

>>42390105
puke

>>42390048
Errors of miscommunication. Tales as old as time.

>>42389806
not me. I get a huge ick when I see that green bubble pop up fr fr

>>42390067
I had an awkward "ok, that's fine we're just friends" then I skipped classes for the rest of the day. We still were buds during lecture but didn't so much hang out after that. I moved out of state after college and now we just occasionally like each other's insta posts. He grew his hair out crazy plus rocks a goatee and I got fat so bullet dodged on both sides

>>42390072
People is evil

>>42390096
they were straight guys warning the other straight guy about the predatory awkward sperg twink bottom
I just liked talking to him and he was a cool guy, it's not like I was being inappropriate at all or flirting or whatever. we'd even sit and talk sometimes outside of class if we saw each other in the halls even though he was an upperclassman. I thought we were like friends, but apparently being gay is too much of a threat somehow to the point he had to cut me off immediately. he was an army ranger so idk maybe he was a bit homophobic but then why would he even partner with the effeminate gay boy

>>42390105
pls stop posting your weird pet rat

>>42390056
I'm not a psychic i'm just psychically linked to HIM. but check back in a few months maybe i've leveled up who knows.

>>42389789
Hot

>>42390137
He didn't want to be excluded from his straight male groups, so he had to cut you off or he'd lose his straight friends sis. It was either you or the straightbros and he chose the straight bros.

>>42390157
i know. wish it was possible to fuck ai hotties :(

>>42390137
ugh I know what thats like. I only really had girl friends all through highschool bc even if i was getting along with a guy other guys would "warn" him that i was a gross gay and theyd go from being cool w me to avoiding me. they didn't outright say derogatory things TO ME but sometimes i almost wish they would have been open with it instead of talking all this shit behind my back.

after spending some time studying his large nipples, i have come to the conclusion that skunk is trans coded
how do we feel about this

>>42390171
My bf is genuinely the hottest guy i ever saw

>>42390072
Had another college crush in the dorms who I more wished was gay. Spoke about it to a friend. The friend and crush started dating and she didn't tell me for months while still having the "idk if he's gay... Maybe" convo with me several times

Hello chat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k182h4qYJok

>>42390176
women are evil

Stop chasing straight men. Straight men feel about gay men like gay men feel about women. And it's possible that some of you, especially paige, has an issue with deluding yourself into believing that a straight guy who is trying to be polite to the gay spergy kid means he's in love with you.

>>42390172
that's rough
I hated grade school honestly, everyone else knew I was gay before I did and bullied me for it lol

>>42390165
I guess that's reasonable, still sucked

I feel like im giving a guy I like the ick. I just keep acting really awkward and picking the wrong dialogue options. Fuckkkkk

>>42390197
Retweet

>>42390198
I've never though that a straight guy was into me, it's more that I end up falling for him despite him not feeling that way, and subsequently having my heart broken. I don't pursue straight guys, I don't flirt with them, I don't try to make any moves, I always respect their sexuality bc I don't want to make them uncomfortable. unfortunately, I think a lot of straight men are just weirded out knowing a guy has a crush on them, even if it's not acted on

>>42390137
stop being a racist loser

>>42390228
You said that your friend became so frustrated with you that he choked you outside of a building of some kind. Knowing you I know that you probably provoked him to do that. Eventually he tried to cut off all contact with you and you drove your car through his mailbox in an attempt to get him to have to continue to deal with you. You're so obsessed with the idea of only dating straight men, which may have something to do with being trans.

i wanna buy a big monitor or tv today for no reason

>>42390245
I don't have an obsession with straight men, I just don't want to date a faggot. if I could give a straight acting top then I'd be set. unfortunately I've only ended up with bisexual guys, and men like that are the least desirable

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>>42390228
This. Current crush is a spergy coworker who I have no evidence ISNT gay. This time for sure!

>>42390228
>I've never though that a straight guy was into me
why would a straight guy ever be into a guy? the size of ego on this one lolmao

>>42390260
>I'm a faggot
>I refuse to date faggots
>Why am i alone?
lol pottery

>>42390260
no one is interested in you honey, we all have seen your face and you’re ugly and liar lol

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>>42390280
Nta
Gay men and faggots are different

>>42390137
Gays often read too much into being rebuffed, or misunderstand motives, or believe in rainbow narratives about rampant homophobia, and gays tend to have a lot of difficulty, by definition, reading or relating to regular men.

There are different ways to interpret it, but I don't think it would be accurate to presume its because of your "gayness" precisely. I think its more likely that you were gushing about him, which signals a number of issues.

A common problem gays have is having no sense of discretion or knowing how to calibrate mixed social situations. So its not exactly that you are gay, but that your behavior in gushing to others was too overt, and gave away your inner thoughts. This can be misunderstood several ways. For one, people with no discretion signal a lack of concern or awareness of other peoples reputation. It can also signal intentions, or a misunderstanding of theirs. It puts his reputation on the line, and when he heard about it, he probably felt backed into a corner by your mistake, which may have hurt and confused him, depending on the interpretation, and certainly sewed distrust and frustration, even a sense of betrayal.

Consider: what if he had interest himself but wished to remain discreet to explore where this friendship was going? Or what if he genuinely suspected you were gay but still wanted to be friends?

By spilling your beans to the other guys, naturally they are going to find it juicy gossip as part of enforcing peer chastity. You sort of lobbed a grenade into the social circle and forced everyone to react to it and to each other. The least secure of them felt they had no choice but to prove their standing and a few of them probably decided to test your friend for feedback, which would have felt like an ambush from you directly...

>>42390280
when I say faggot I don't just mean any gay. I mean like guys who you can tell are gay by way of mannerisms, body language, speech, etc. Like flamers, but not necessarily as intense. Like a sitcom gay is a faggot, I don't like guys like that. I want a masculine man who doesn't stand out as being gay, but who is actually gay or at least bisexual

>>42390293
I mean I know he wasn't interested, he was engaged to a woman

>>42390293
...

So it might well not been because he was some bigot, but that you were too open with your shared friends. A recurring issue with same sex relations between mixed groups is that they create an imbalance in transparency and peer trust. The group always has to second guess why someone is getting preferential treatment, and if it moves from suspicion to known fact, the entire pecking order can get blown up because members are not "following the plan" of having the same values.

Its not exclusively a gay-straight thing. Distrust within groups and suspicion of allegiances can erupt from pretty much anywhere. This is just a known pattern. Females are on about allegiances and preferential treatment in their peer groups constantly.

>>42390288
Well he's a tranny who wants to be a weak faggot who forces an older man to do everything for him. He's a faggot. Hi thorny

>>42390299
What about thorny? He's not gay coded

i get so jealous of people who get to have sex with men who have big dicks.
when i see a girthy 9 incher, i'm like, "gosh i wonder what it feels like to have that inside me". must feel like heaven desu. or am i crazy? i'm 5'4" so as you can imagine i have a small body and yet that doesn't prevent me from 'accomodating' large phalluses

>>42390300
I guess that's fair, the esoterics of social interactions have always escaped me. I wish it were more obvious, or that people would just say what they feel rather than trying to tell you with inscrutable cues and bizarre rituals

accommodating*

i'm sorry i have autism

>>42390313
a dick that big probably isn't enjoyable to take though

>>42390313
Let's see your small body

>>42390322
speak for yourself

>>42390322
it sure looks enjoyable to me, and i know i can handle the girth so that wont stop me

>>42390313
You are loser and 31 yo btw

I'm a flamer top and i only fuck straight passing bottoms.

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>>42390304
Im not th0 and you're not wrong about the rest

>>42389855
apollo whispers things into my ear and I just say it

>>42390339
i'm 35, and i'm actually kind of popular despite not wanting to be. i'd rather be left alone. people always say "hey anon" when they see me and i get so exhausted with socializing because im an introvert and people always wanna chat with me irl, but like i can't tell them to go away

>>42390299
Thats sort of an illogical non sequitur if you think it through, but I get your meaning. The world is not made of polar extremes.

But if we assume he was not interested, which I grant is probable, then there is still the matter of pushing his tolerance. A lot of guys are willing to share friendship with someone they think is same sex attracted as long as they are not open about it, because not being open signals an awareness of social consequences and gives them a sense of being protected from reputation destroying behavior, statements etc. In other words, if you are closeted, they have mutual leverage and can count on you to deny any accusations, sparing their reputation.

A general rule in that scenario, if you have not known each other very long, is simply to let them decide if and when they are curious enough to ask. Even if you only imply it too often, it signals risky judgment, a lack of social competence or some alien value system. When straight guys joke about same sex interest, that irony is part of the humor; they know exactly where the line is and the joke is what allows them to swerve over it for a sense of relief from natural tensions. But it has to remain a joke or the whole concept capsizes.

So a lot of times gays think its a direct moral rejection. But its not the topic itself often, but rather how they perceive you handling the information. All guys know that same sex would be an easy alternative to females. But thats cheating other priorities that define their identity. Its not the "weird" sex itself but the way gays handle and process that tends to be the division. All the claptrap about morality and nature/philosophy is just conversation, a medium to judge the idea and each other.

Straight sexual morality. What a laugh lol the poor bastards.

Are there any FatPeoplePostingTheirLs accounts?
https://xcancel.com/daresaypj/status/1760130116296782091

>>42390360
Grim, thoughts on dying alone?

>>42390356
Thanks. Today is the day you post 3rd hole and show me your pussy though.

>>42390317
Its understandable. I too used to rely on language too much as the only means of reading a situation, naively assuming people always said what they mean and said it fully. It took me a while to realize there is a lot of "chess" involved in group interactions. It does take some practice.

>no bf to watch anime with
;(

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i work at a liquor store
but most of time it's me just chilling like this

These men accuse me of corrupting Athens. These men who have 50 different femboys on rotation accused me of corruption.

>>42390394
What happened?

39 yo homeless meth user jealous that he gets no bitches

I guess i could go to nine inch nails

gabagoo? ova hereee

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>42390416

Thoughts on fudd redneck bottoms with their guns in the woods

>>42390415
that sounds comfy

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Idiocracy the documentary

>>42390198
>especially paige
And there it is. The great gay guru who has never mentioned not-one not-a-single not-one-single bf ever with a single digit body count over forty here to lecture active people, simultaneously bitching they are all sex obsessed while berating them for rejecting you in every single thread you haunt for half a decade, with no sense of irony whatsoever.

Tell us O great Gay Swami who hates gays generally and by every poster here, with no sexual history, who clings to 4chan for an e-sex life, from the closet, tell us what great wisdom your broke-ass kissless gaydead ass has to offer, you absolute shameless fraud of a human being.

Better yet, tell us about "normal men" while you are beating off behind the local taco hut, wrestling with other bums for private space to rant about homos you utter buffoon.

>>42390465
he obviously meant anglosaxi

i need a faggot to pound my hole