whats your bodycount?
I don't even know I go to mass orgies but at least hundred probably
>>423991390 :(
>>42399139.5
>>42399139Today i dreamt i topped a guy. Does that count? :(
>>423991390 :(sex with women was never interesting for me and i’m too brain damaged by trauma to be with a man
>>423991395
>>423991390this is 4chan what did you expect
>>42399417how?
>>42399139Over 100
0all of us with 0 bodycount should host an orgy and change that.
>>42399595If you knew people that go to orgies, your bodycount wouldn't be 0
>>42399619...that's why it's gonna be everyone with a 0 bodycount on here
>>4239913912 women5 men0 trans (not my thing)
>>42399667ah. that would be a disaster though
three :( two of those i regret.
>>42399678would be very funny tho
3. High-school love, a hook up in my early 20s, and my current partner. >inb4 whore For a tranny these are low numbersss
>>42399704is that "whore" territory? :( grim
>>42399701yeah, to watch from far away
>>4239913914
>>42399704were they all trans too
Do glory holes count?
>>42399747They count even more
>>42399725i probably wouldn't participate in it we could set up a watch party for the disaster.
>>42399747no, because you can't technically know if it wasn't just the same guy more than once. it would skew the data
>>4239913923 women topped, 11 men bottomed for, 2 men topped, and 289 dicks sucked
>>42399139zero...
>>42399139zero or one if you count a blowjob i recieved with thirteen years old that i tried to forget
>>42399770i don't believe you because i think the kind of person that sucks 289 dicks wouldn't count them
>>42399760we could make bets on how far specific participants get. i bet I could tell pretty well which ones will get a panic attack halfway through undressing and which ones get all the way to the most awkward first time imaginable
>>42399712I think whore territory depends on age and body count. Im 27 so that's kinda low but im a very stand offish person. Whorish for my age would be 15-20 as thats a whole new person every 6 months from the time your 18
>>42399768Making a 50 count difference
>>42399796LET'S FUCKING GOOO WE GAMBLING ON THIS!!! sounds perfect.
>>42399786It's an estimate. I'd give it a margin of error of ~+/-20 cocks sucked. I can keep a decent record because most were done at a porn theater for which I have ticket stubs with the quantity sucked marked on each
>>42399809post pictures of them
>>42399802Ur math doesnt account for threesomes
>>42399830I'm at work rn I might post pics of them later to prove this pointless internet cocks sucked measuring contest
>>42399866its not a contest lol i just can't believe something like that exists. it sounds so strange and interesting. after you gave details i started to believe you i'm honestly more just curious what the ticket even looks like. i didn't know places like that existed
>>42399802Average attractive young gay guys tricks out about one night a week.. Would be 100 guys in 2 years
>>423991396 women11 menseveral of them were from threesomes and one foursome
>>42399139Women ~150Men ~150except with men ~80% were just BJs
>>42399881The sort of places where you can do that are hard to find, I only found out about it through word of mouth (heh) and have to drive over an hour to get thereThey just look like regular tickets you get at a fair, but with the date stamped on the back. In truth I did not in fact write down how many I sucked on each ticket, though it's something I keep saying I need to do. But I average 12 cocks sucked per trip, and have well over two dozen ticket stubs, plus there are all the dicks I suck when not at the theater which I don't keep track of very well
>>42399912how do you like, meet them?? like what literally happens can you walk us through the process? where are you going that this is happening? i think youve had sex with more people than I've had conversations with. what do you look like that people are so attracted to you that so many of them want to have sex?
>>42399939Nta but looks only get your foot in the door, getting someone to bed is about how you act
>>42400008So how do you have to act?
>>42399890Yes. Total whore territory. Ive known guys like this and their walking clinic cases.
>>42400008It's easy to meet in bushes in the park or near the restroom at the beach
>>42399929So, you like sucking it that much? What's the best cock you ever sucked?
>>42399939>how do you like, meet them??well im older than you and this has taken place over the course of about 10-15yrs. For men- mostly CL and now Grindr/Sniffies. For women- all sorts of ways/places- co workers, baristas who took a shine, meet some walking my dog, traveling for work/trade shows etc... some tindr, even CL when it was still a thing for women. >what do you look likeim basically a chadlet with a babyface and a big dick. I've always been very out going and fearless around women and women have always adored me for some reason. Men are easy - a cute face in panties and they are DTF.
>>42400038Yep that's me. I've always been a whore to my heart
>>42400054>meet some walking my dogno but like, you're not explaining. what LITERALLY happens? like step by step like literally every part of it. you're walking your dog, you see someone, ??? ? what happens? how does it go from that to sex?
>>42400100Their places for guys go up to you and ask you if they give you a blowjob
>>42400046>So, you like sucking it that much?Yes, I prefer sucking dick over any other form of sex>What's the best cock you ever sucked?Best is sort of subjective, i prefer type as opposed to a specific cock, but there is one guy who comes to the theater regularly. He's a black dude with a 9", or maybe even 10", uncut cock. Veiny, smells like man meat without being dirty, about as thick as a half dollar's circumference, and he always cums in a reasonable amount of time (long enough that I have fun doing my thing but not too long that it gets tiring). I never see him when not at the place, but I do love sucking that dick
>>4239913948 I think
>>42400100>when I see a cute girl, I send my dog to attack her- I come help and save the day and she rewards me with sexI jest but its hard to explain.I used to walk my dog everyday in the same place....eventually get to know others who do the same. Hit if it off with one girl and we started walking our dogs together. Eventually invite her over and fuck her- ended up as FWB for monthsAnother time, cute girl comes up says I love your dog can I pet him. Chat for awhile, ask her out for a drink. meet for drink, she takes me home and we fuck. simple as. I mean you need to have some functional communication skills and ability to interact with the opposite sex. as a hypersexual chadlet , it just comes naturally to me.
>>42400204I have no use for women. I like gay sex and you don't have to have any skills whatsoever to have gay sex. You just need to look good and know how to fuck
>>42400153Need me a freak like you, such an eager thing. That cock sounds promising, worth the trip certainly. It's so hot that he keeps coming back for more, bet he jerks off thinking about your mouth. Keep it up and get regularly tested
>>42400021First step is to jettison any conception of what you think someone else wants in whatever sort of person you are. You're probably not correct in guessing what it is someone else wants, and you're mostly just projecting what you think they want which is counterproductive. When you communicate with someone you might be interested in, actually spend most of your time actively listening to what they say and don't think about the next thing you want to say. Everyone appreciates being listened to and especially so for potential romantic interests. Make the effort to look your best, whatever that means to you. If you're texting, don't be too eager. Don't respond instantly all the time, it's overwhelming for the other person and off putting if they perceive that you're waiting with bated breath on their every message. Talk about things you enjoy, and minimize complaining about things you don't. Alot of this is stock advice but it's true. I think the key is to treat potential romantic partners like a human outpouring of the universe rather than just another person whos hot. Each other human has a life just as complex and intricate and filled with struggles and triumphs as your own. Treat them like that, have confidence in yourself, showcase your strengths, and live authentically, and you'll never have a problem with romance
>>423991391) senior girl who got me fucked up on alcohol/weed/adderall when i was a freshman and took advantage of me2) my first bf (who was 30 years my senior)3) my current bf
>>42400054i am dumbfounded as to how you met 150 women to fuck through 'random encounters'. you must be very attractive
>>42400270I think he's a phony cuz only gay guys get sex this often.
>>42400253I get a full panel of tests every three months and i have a prep prescription as well. Oral diseases are very rare, for all the cocks I've sucked in all the dirty places I've been, I've only ever contracted one (1) STI. Oral sex is simply cleaner than other forms of sex
>>42399139>actual 3>giving head8
>>42400245>>42400245>you don't have to have any skills whatsoever to have gay sexthis is true. but that anon asked. Tho my partners are almost equally split between the 2 sexes....the women took 5x the effort. if men werent such whores (myself included) I probably wouldnt have nearly the body count with them as I do but when You can have a cock down your throat within the hour if one chooses...sometimes its hard not to choose lol
>>42399560I sawed a person in half and I raped his lower body
>>42400312Why bother with women? Women want to marry you. They don't want to have sex unless there's something in it for them. I like having sex where it's a mutual enjoyment with no strings attached
>>42400270remember its really over the course of 15yrs or so thats 10 per year. There are more that I dont have record of but thats what I have record of. >you must be very attractivei've always been considered "cute" and "adorable" by women- ever since I was very young. but I also have great communication skills and know how to keep their attention. As a manlet, I have to try extra hard lol. Also, being hypersexual, im constantly working it. Im also a great lover, or so they tell me, so they always come back for more. >>42400287not phony just a slut.
>>42399139one :/
>>4239913913 or 14 i think.
>>42400304Giving you headpats for being a dutiful freeuse slut. You're hot boy
>>42400348>Why bother with women?because I love them. I am insatiably attracted to them. They are my preference in every way.>They don't want to have sex unless there's something in it for them>memetakeyou clearly have not had a lot of experience with women. Thats not always the case especially in their 20s. I have had women show up at my front door down to fuck without even meeting first- just emails/pics and maybe a phone conversation.
>>4240038610 per year is an insane amount anon. thats like 1 a month almost... ive slept with 0 in 10 years
>>42400421Hell I'm a gay guy is an LGBT. I have absolutely no sexual interest in women. I wouldn't trade my sexuality for a straight guy in a million years !!There are too many straight men on the board to be really lgbt
>>42400426It seems high to you because you're a straight boy on a gay board.
>>42400426>insane amountI guess. It never seemed like a lot at the time lol. and it went in spurts when I would be drowing in pussy for awhile then quite for awhile etc....I had a torrid affair with a coworker where we would leave seperately for lunch- go to my place and fuck feverishly for 45 minutes then go back to work....I remember a couple of times having sex again that night with another rando female or guy. those were the days lol
>>42400452did you miss the part where i've sucked a 150 cocks? lol
>>42400491your chad lifestyle is a true mystery to me anon
>>42400467im a failmale to tranny which is probably why i havent had much sex
>>42400505If you had only sucked the cocks or had sex with guys, no one would be interested. Most gay men know sex is easy. Hungry little straight guys are impressed.
>>42400553I don't know what to tell you it's not a contest when I first came out I had sex sometimes twice in one day.
>>42399139getting groped doesnt count as a body right if so its 0
>>42400541seems like a lifetime ago at this point lol
>>42400553You can easily get an insane body count as a tranny, of you want
5 and almost all of it was disappointing and regrettable
>>42400578i dont like how you talk around shitliterally if i went to work i would barely interact with anyone, how you are somehow getting hundreds is crazy to me, but ive met other people who i dont think are that attractive but theyve slept with like 50 people. its pure chad energy and i dont get it at all. i struggle making friends. i dont know if its just that im ugly or that im afraid to socialise and bricking myself.>>42400593on grindr maybe, no thanks.
>>42400578it IS a contestif i cant get sex easily there is something wrong with me
>>42400615You don't need grindr, its enough to just go to parties looking nice
>>42400615When I first felt sexual, I had sex with guys in the bushes at the park anonymous sex. Probably over 50 different times.
>>42400643If you're a gay man, or variation of, you can have sex easily. You may have to move to a large metropolitan area
>>42399560>>42400320That is NOT me but I sure wish it was(In seriousness though, I count sucking dick as half a body, maybe even less since I didn't even make him cum)
>>423991390? Im in the middle of losing weight and feel self conscious. but once I lose weight ill definitely slutmax and top dudes with supreme 6+ inch gock.
>>42400645>just go to partieschad is so used to going to parties he cant imagine not being invited to oneits over
1, and if I get my way I'm going to marry him
>>42400731I'm not a chad, I'm a failmale to tranny just like you
>>42400660yeah im way too socially inhibited to do something like thatalso gross
>>42400742you are not a failmale, STOLEN VALOR
>>42400755Literally what is your problem? Go to a party, an open one at a club. No invitation needed. Dress nice and do your makeup and you will get more attention than you would probably like. As a tranny, you're more likely to get raped than to be a genuine incel
>>42400786i dont pass so its overand even if i was male nobody would ever be interested in me
>>42400825You don't have to pass, I don't either. I guarantee it would be trivially easy for you to get laid, but you want to wallow in self pity. Which is fine, I did that too for years, but it is what it is
>>42400904you didnt wallow in self pity stfualso genuinely i would go to a club but they dont exist here.
>>42400786wutwho the fuck would even look at a trans in 2026
>>423991399, 7 of those were only oral. Most of it I regret.
>>42400912I absolutely did. I had a glacial transition because I thought I was so disgusting etc. Didn't go out for almost all my 20s. If there aren't any near you, the nearest city will have them. If you go alone, be prepared for very uncomfortable situations. You'll feel different about yourself after though
>>4239913938, im 28. it was 11 when i moved out of my parents house at 24.
do any of you regret having so much sex? Feel FOMO rn. Any tips on sexually satisfying someone?>T. Virgin
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>>42400938how do you not go out for almost all of your 20s and sleep with 300 people.this doesnt make sense bro
>>42400969another gigachad/stacyi cant believe this
>>423991390, im very ugly and i have very strong genital dysphoria so i'll probably stay a virgin my whole life
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>>42401024gigastacy? ive never thought of myself as one. im just a confident autist w/ scandinavian genes who happens to be rly skilled at goth makeup. guys like to "manic pixie dream girl" me. finding both men & women to sleep w/ has never been hard for me, but id rather be in a worthwhile romantic relationship.
>>42401005she said she went to a sex theater
>>42401078i think its just that you are attractive and you mistook all that for personality, youve been positively reinforced your whole lifeanother L for ugly incels like me
>>42399139>14 girls>30+ guys (went through a group play phase :-/ )
>>42400745Because you're not really gay you're another straight guy with a fetish for trans
I transitioned so im back to a clean slate
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>>42399830>>42399786>>42399770Ask and ye shall receive
>>42399139like 30 or something, don't keep count
about 50, most were when i was 18. only wore a condom with one, never caught an std.
im a trans woman, been with 4 men. 1, of which I enjoyed. 1, I super regret and broke down crying during. 2, I regret but it's not traumatizing.