kill me editionqott: will you kill me? please? prev: >>42397860
>>42403364what's your name, boy?
we are stuck in here forever.
>>42403376anon
no, i want to be killed
i was told the last one was the final thread, what is this?
>>42403364FUCK LOVE SQUIDDY
>>42403386this is the last thread because someone will kill me then no one else will make a new one
>>42403364 simple question. If you were gay would you be transgender?
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
>>42403396i will make a new one. i’ve made dozens of /mmg/s
>>42403330https://voca.ro/1gKoQNgvDoBN
>>42403405idk bro i like women. if i was into men i doubt that i would be any less dysphoric>>42403414then it looks like im redundant and nothing will change if one of you kills me
>>42403425cute! someone is definitely going to crank it to this drawing though
>>42403425mogs mebut i love the look of it <3
>>42403425heh, you're alright for a straggot...
>>42403364prev leaderboard
giant tremendous big globulous breasted slothful lazy slovenly unwashed for 3 days nikke woman
brushed my teeth for the first time since new years day im a new woman
got most of my facial hair lazered away but somehow still have a beard shadow award
>>42403445im fine with that cuz its stick me not actual me lol>>42403450keep it hush im trying not to get killed
>lia 51 postsoh my fucking god go away
bush
>>42403431I doubt you would even be transgender if you weren't heterosexual
where is cismoid, did she ever inject estrogen?
neetadopter at 24 is fucking embarrassing you're all just here for the drama
donated blood on an almost empty stomach and faced 0 consequences, yippee. i even lied on the questions about injecting drugs not prescribed to me
>>42403501how is it our fault that a miasma of drama follows neetadopter
>>42403519they just want people to self filter so they don't have to pay the $3 bucks to test a vial. All the blood gets mixed together and heat treated anyway
Are there even any chill namefags like at all?
>>42403499nope
>>42403405im gay as shit and im still trans
https://youtu.be/MH_ZWOeK4nM
>>42403537shiza
>>42403540No kidding pal if you were totally totally gay you would not want to be a woman
who is doxxmoder
>>42403528it's not but we don't have to keep talking about it...
>>42403563eternal enemy of privacymoder
>>42403563so there's this girl named neetadopter and she's cheating on her wife with a guy named doxxmoder
doxxmoder is a trans woman, asshole. the rest of that is all true though
>>42403562but i was and i am only liked men only fucked men only fell in love with men prehrt
i couldn’t care less about doxxmoder
@neetadopter is there a reason your wife just puts up with you cheating on her all the time?
why is doxxmoder?
>>42403591new character, indifferentmoder...
its weird that the drama is kinda the same in here
it's weird that you're here
ikr
>>42403608>>42403563i’ve posted multiple long explanations, lurk moar
it was better when the only drama was methy beating chuddy
my cousin and i used to kiss we were kids and he end up turning into a deformed 6'7 straight dude and i became a 5'7 transbian, really makes you think doesn't it
>>42403652well maybe it'll come out that neetadopter beats doxxmoder soon
how tall was he
six seven
>>42403681numby!!
i have a bf but i still find women physically attractive from time to time even if romantically id rather be with a man
>>42403676idk we were p short for 12 year olds
>>42403690bi straight, i get it
>>42403690why would you romantically want to be with one of those things? at least sexuality has the excuse of being out of your control...
>>42403690hello twin
idk im a pretty good manfriend
lowk glad I got to be a gay boy growing up. can't imagine still being into guys when you're past 18 lol
>>42403652that wasn’t even that long ago
archived at 723 posts... do we at least get a consolation reward?
omg just post your fucking stomach already
high :)
>>42403740tummy?
>>42403740aint nobody want to see my 40 yr old chubby dudes belly
>>42403760that didn't stop you from posting gross pics before
>>42403760YOUR 40 yr old chubby dude? that's not a nice thing to call elfi...
>>42403705the security is really nice like i feel safer being a troon with a man at my side, but also i just find the romantic behavior of guys to be super cute and more endearing than that of women.I love being friends with women, but most of the women I've ever known have never really been the sort of people I could see myself romantically being with, even if I found them cute/hot. Meanwhile a lot of my guy friends, even when they weren't particularly physically attractive still did stuff that made my lil moder heart feel fluttery
>>42403740i literally already did
>>42403771im trying to learn but its difficutl..>>42403775no it's my belly!!
>>42403775i actually think i have a decent tummy...
I just think it's odd that everyone who posted during tummy tuesdays was the same brand of skinny twink. like it was the same stock body type every time with no variety, frankly very disappointing
I wish i passed
>>42403796post tummy
>>42403788you have a sickness and I hope you get better
>>42403799Hence why I will never show tummy. Flat as a washing board down there.
>>42403799sorry my sickly body isnt appeasing to you
>>42403815I wouldn't ever say that about someone else's sexual/romantic views but I get this is just your bit
>>42403816that's fine by me, nothing we haven't seen before
>>42403803fine
straggots talking about how much the loooove moids actually makes me feel a bit sick
>>42403830hnggg
>>42403830nice tummy
>>42403822apology accepted, but you should have thought of that before posting it
kek ur like rlly fucking mean
before you feel bad, remember she's british
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaroJWg3
>>42403830brickmode
>>42403830oh my god ANOTHER. skinny male with vague waist curve #327
>>42403841ill never post tummy again :)
Kinda gross to think about lia's rock hard juicer being in those guts
>>42403788i could've written this myself, falling asleep in a guy's arms is top 3 experiences for me and no one's given me butterflies except men being with women always felt too cold and alien even if i was attracted like a part of me was actively dying inside
>>42403849for real this time?
>>42403863you think about my pp??
>>42403864dude you get it!! girls can be rlly hot but they dont make me feel those same feelings as when a guy is with me 80% of my crushes have been on my mood friends
>>42403861that's good, you know your place and I like that :)
brap
>>42403854>>42403855ikr, sover for me
I don't give a FUCK about men, now post wrist
>>42403876well now im going to post it more often
named characters ranked by the hypothetical goonability of their tummy pics
>>42403852remember to voot
>>42403881get your wife to post her tummy
>>42403890never mind, sending a plague to your house
>>42403854>>42403855lia u just gonna let them talk about your girl like that???
aw yeah, u like that you slut???? >flexes flexor tendons
>>42403904good! will it kill me?
>>42403872all the time
straight bi lesbians vindicated
>>42403925perhaps!
if you post claws 3 times he appears
>>42403910elfi tum requires no defense its perfect>>42403898with extra happytrail>>42403928w-wait
>>42403936chop chop lets see that tummy
>>42403364Nope, I wanna get killed>>42403425This is adorable nona!!
>>42403945super presumptuous idk fren
>>42403830iliac mogs me
I'm still not even sure what an iliac is honestly
>>42403974it’s the high hip basically
>>42403970yea im presuming that you like attention and posting tummy will get you attention
>>42403989would help everyone accept me as a manmoder i think
>>42403364And the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.
>>42403989she has better ways of farming attention, like when she say's we don't pass because we're lazy
>>42403992so now you gotta, otherwise we will keep operating under the misapprehension that you are a fakemoder
>>42403995gob frowns on reposts like this>>42403997i didnt say lazy i said you didnt wear the dress like you were told
>>42403997nice apostrophe
>>42403997who the fuck is Say
>>42403830fuuuck we should have gay twink sex
>>42404004i'm writing nona on the bullet that's going through my skull later tonight
what about teeth tuesday? you nonas have been brushing, right?
here you go folderanon hows that
>>42404018Missed the last two times
>>42403799i was not as skinny or twinkish as my fellow tummy posters
>>42404021thats more of a thigh thursday vibe imo
there has literally only ever been ONE fat girl in tummy tuesday
you guys would make fun of me and tell me to chop my tits off if i posted my belly
>>42403896>hypotheticalsome of them have posted tummy
>>42404021Why is your keyboard cut in half??mogs me also
>>42404031>>42404043i guess i havent yet
>>42404043name them then ms vague
>>42404040but there was one?? and I missed it??
bumpmoder tummyyyyy... hhnnnnggggg
day n nite (what what)the lonely moder likes to goon her gock at nite
>>42404001god lia, do i need to post myself in a dress to prove i’m a truemoder?
>>42404024there can't have been more than 10lbs of difference or it would have stood out to me...
>>42404051yes, there was one girl that had actual fat rolls
>>42404042its not full frontal friday we dont need to see your tits masectomymoder
>>42404056damn when i was a teenager the guy in this pic looked cartoonishly masculine, now he just looks like me
Nobody gaf about me damn ts too tuff rn
>>42404040i was a lightly chubby girl (man) at least. above the overweight line
>>42404057proceed>>42404060literally me>>42404047its special nerd keyboard called zsa moonlanderits for when you're so terminally online your wrists hurt>>42404067<3
>>42404043I'm aware, that's why I specified hypothetical. I'm talking about a ranking of the ones who haven't purely informed by niche information and vibes. we know trainmoder posted tummy and lots of people gooned to it, so there's no fun speculation there
>>42404048>>42404049doxxmoder and, if she counts as a named character, misato phone
>>42404067i care because you do
>>42404070a doctor would recommend not using a keyboard at all if your wrist hurts
>>42404021how do you get used to using a keyboard like that. id feel so strange
>>42404080sadly i am golden handcuffed to the keeb
>>42404075the fuck did these happen? how could u even tell
>>42404075so has trainmoder iirc. i didnt know doxxmoder posted tummy
>>42404060that's wonderful, I'm glad it happened at least even if I didn't see it myself
>>42404075>doxxmodergod, don't fucking remind me, I'm going to be sick
>>42404070Huh interesting, hope ur not in too much pain nona >>42404056Mogs the fuck out of me it’s so over
Jellyfishmoder is giving bdd passoid
>>42404086>>42404087maybe i’m misremembering doxxmoder and she just posted unsees with her tummy covered. but doxxmoder calling herself fat and then being skinny is why doxxmoder hater started hating her
>>42404084yeah fine just know the surgeries are only effective up to a point and you will lose function permanently if you continue
>>42404094naw im ok its mostly just preference now>>42404083it took like 2-3 months to get back to full speed on itreal trick is being able to use regular and split ergo without forgetting one or the other
since all you faggots are bitch made i guess im going to have to kill myself.
Killing yourself is easy just be visibly trans in a sketchy area
>>42404070but i really don’t want to i looked bad and moided
>>42404104doxxmoder hater is a sad little lunatic but I can admittedly understand being angry about such a disappointment
>>42404117you dont have to i just want to encourage faggotry its appropriate for us all
If you're on the leaderboard I would never smash
being 60 years old and being unable to grip a steering wheel or use a fork is not a good outcome
>>42403590Oh shit! You mean your hsts? I never heard of one who manmoder
im too cowardly to kill myself. i wish i took ibuprofen as a kid because it would have been an effective and relatively harmless cry for help and i probably would have been able to transition
>>42404118it was more “how dare you call yourself fat when you’re skinnier than me? that’s like calling me fat” than “how dare you not provide the fat goon material i wanted”
>>42404131oh, never mind then, that's really bitchy. here I was thinking she might have been at least a little reasonable...
>>42404126if theres not robot cars in 30 yrs the future is awful
>>42404126i just injured it lifting remain calm
>>42404131he was fat as fuck though?
depressed faggot moans into mic
btw where are the other tums i thought it was tuesday
>>42404125that’s okay, i don’t think i want to smash anyone in this thread
>>42404159ah I inferred from your PC setup that you play a lot of games or program
none of the people that say they're fat are ever fat it fucking blows
>>42404174you think im some kind of dweeb??>>42404184i literally am fat im 5'8 175 i need to lose like 40 lbs
I'm moided.
>>42404197started estrogen yet?
>>42404192can you stop mocking everyone
>>42404200can i see
>>4240420030bmi moder PLEASE
>>42404208bs aside how is that mocking anybodygenuinely this is a real insecurity for me and iv lost like 50 lbs since i started trooning but i have so much more to go and iv been plateaued for 2 years
>>42404168no just looks like me and your wife
>>42404200hello hi hey
>>42404207No bc i'm scared and lowk still not sure. What i would need to do is 1 day long trip to an informed consent clinic. Visit to the endinocrinologist, blood work, visit back with the results and prescription.Could get it done in literally like a week or two.I switched from fin to dut so my dht has been reduced by 90%. Idk how that affects hrt prospects but it made me feel better.
>>42404228maybe lay off the 1500 calories quesadillas full of processed sysco crap
>>42404240thats my food for the next 2 days and its untouched in the fridge right nowi had this portion of beans and rice
>>42404239Also wouldn't have injections or at least have them right away. So idk.
>>42404245Tortilla chips are extremely high calorie
>>42404245"hello yes one helping of rice with shit and vomit thank .. i mean Gracias""you're welcome."
Gonna make a microwave pizza tomorrow before an exam. Fuuuaaark. I always get so hungy at midnight and snooze off thinking about good stuff i'll have tomorrow...
>>42404254of which i had 3 (dipped in queso) for a total of 185 caloriesbaka acting like i dont know how to trainif only you understood :palso you remind me of someone i know..>>42404255hotsauce on top pls the green kind
>>42404255kek
>>42404200>it's all muscle mass and visceral male fat, because nice things are banned from mmg
>muscle massi sit in front of my computer for 16 hours a day jerking off and playing video games
>>42404056this is literally me
>~200 replies in ~2 hoursi miss the old mmg, always so slow mmg
going to an asian fusion buffet with my friend tonite ughhh if i get fat will u ppl love me
>>42404318no lol u suck
>>42404267can we get married
>>42404318nah one fat girl is enough
>>42404322rude... I was describing that poster, not myself...
>>42404320>>42404328kms
>>42404318only if you're short with small passing bones and an overall feminine shape already, which in this general is surprisingly possible
>>42404328absolutely mentally ill take, 1 fat girl to 15 flat boyish tummies is a nightmarish ratio
>gobbles up 1500 calorie quesadilla >then another thousand or two in tortilla chips and liquid cheese>spends at least 16 hours per day parked at PCwhy am I so fat
>>42404336Okay I have a question what if your small and have little bones and little hands and feet, but you wish you were a really big guy? I think I transition mostly because I couldn't be a real big guy
>>42404296are you single
do u guys think a milkshake would make it here ok if i order it on uber
>>42404347Start jogging .you can burn like 1000 callories in 2 hours.
another wonderful day in my blessed man life going to the man store to buy plant based man food while dressed as man looking like a man and being reminded of my superior man stature
>>42404350probably not actually I've been ordering milkshakes recently and they've been arriving in a non-vertical state
>>42404348what? you're weird I'm not talking to you anymore
>>42404296please please please please please let me under your desk
i look like a man im the only manmoder im the only maam that looks like a man and iwnbaw so i should kms
>>42404357Why would you not want to talk to me just cuz I'm a little bit weird? Do you really think everyone that's transitions wants to transition as their first choice? You don't think some of us would rather be handsome masculine looking guys? I think you're just shortsighted.
>>42404364i like you
as a straight, what exactly is the appeal of a fat neet girl that does nothing but jerk off and play video games
I honestly dont think trooning will help me much. It wont get me friends or passions or get me out of depression or a gf/bf. I'll just get mantits and an impotent penis.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RII83B904Ewreal life, just around the corner, real life. i cry listening to this coal
>>42404385my penis still works
>>42404383there was someone here that could've answered this, but she's straight now
>>42404383you wouldn't get it. you're straight. cast not pearls before swine, etc
>>42404370ngl, I did transition fully. I wish I could have been a gayfag.
do people jork off post transition?
>>42404383backshots
>>42404394neetadopter is straight now?
>>42404405you're talking to an insane person
>>42404361i shower... sorry...
>>42404402No, I haven't been able to coom in years
>>42404418brutal
>>42404390Yeah but im super unlucky + i think you need to get hard often for it to continue working and i dont do that a lot bc im depressed and too blackpilled.
>>42404424Be cool and modern. Don't go all the way. Try to be gay and trans. This would be the advice to myself
doxxmoder is a woman and calling her a man out of petty jealousy is obviously very rude. I don't agree with that take one bit. that said, neetadopter claiming to somehow not be attracted to the haughty, punishable princess neet is painfully straight behavior
>>42404429>dont go all the wayidk the edging thing is weird to me
>>42404441people kind of get turned off when you call them second-rate humans
>>42404441the princess isn't even t4t though! she looks down on transbians!
>>42404267>i expect manmoders to not look like men
>>42404450>getting pissy and sulking instead of wanting to punish and correct such a thingthis is exactly what I mean!
>>42404450on the other hand some people get turned on when you call them second-rate humans>>42404267hrtgen says you can try out tesamorelin for visceral fat>>42404453which one is princess
>>42404336>in this general is surprisingly possiblecan we stop this “everyone is a fakemoder” horseshit?
>>42404460well yes have you seen the people posting in here
>>42404463are you the princess annoyed that the transbians don't want to play with you anymore
>>42404471>which one is princessu MY princess, bbgirl
>>42404471>which one is princessyou'll know her when you see her
>>42404453this has never stopped real transbians before though, obviously I don't expect princess to return that attraction
>>42404443I was a feminine gay boy who made a good looking girl
>>42404383>>42404397i'm straight and i get it in the way that cismoids who suck each other off on occasion are straight>b-b-but you're just a bisexual in denialyou don't need to be sexually attracted to someone to want to do sexual things with them, sometimes the appeal is the act in and of itself
>>42404482nah im a chad >>42404483hmm>>42404496ftm?
>>42404481I don't think she would have said the things she said if she ever wanted that, anon
>>42404476i think this gen just forgets that there are countless men who aren’t the most moided possible but still don’t look like women in the slightest, even after hrt
I just look like a middle-aged office drone ngl.
>>42404502No, I came out gay, then transition
>>42404528post selfie !
Brap
sniff
>>42404471she's already on your leaderboard, silly... more specifically her bit was just talking in third person and being generally smug. she's most infamous for one day claiming to be t4c exclusive, which wasn't well received, and then she never really posted again after that
Nothing ever changes or gets better. I wad destined to fail, and I must accept that. I'm a loser by nature.
>>42404501say that again, actually repeat this nonsense to yourself
>>42404496>made a good looking girlfakemoder!!
>>42404552no i believe the exact wording was "t4c is ideal"
>>42404540No I can't do that. I have a problem with the way I look.
>>42404550that's gross lia
>>42404565Sure
i’m only a straggot when i date women because im spiritually male
>>42404552tyty im excited to learn the lore>>42404569oh the way you said it i assumed you were confident about it mb>>42404574im a gross kind of guy
>>42404567wait lmao did she not even say exclusive? now I feel like a fake princess fan
>>42404585I was before the internet.
if i posted myself in a dress would you find and kill me or just bully me or call me a fakemoder twinkhon or ignore me?
>>42404588i thought the reason people got upset was because she implied that she'd settle for a trans woman but would prefer a cis one
>>42404595ignore if you're okay looking, bully you if not
>>42404585yeah I'm well aware
>>42404595poast dress fakemoder
>>42404588lmao she definitely didn’t. she said something along the lines of “i of course deserve the best” and “if a trans girl was good enough i’d be willing to date her” but that “this board has made it clear that t4t is considered settling”, which she would never do as the princess
>>42404595which answer makes you happiest>>42404612:p
>>42404601as in they didn't like the word settle? because otherwise that doesn't actually sound that rude, maybe I'm just a selfhating truemoder idk. I always remembered the lore as she said she wouldn't date trannies and that upset the trannies who wanted to date her
>>42404558I feel the same way. It all feels like a long winter before death.
>>42404622I wish I could post pictures from 1980.
>>42404606very tempting options>>42404622idk i never know what i want
>>42404615>mmg when the arrogant and entitled character acts arrogant and entitledprincess hate was a psyop this whole time wtf, people made it sound way worse
i miss her, she was a fun character
i think this was the post
might go to poland for gyno surgery its only 2k sisters
>>42404670>has screenshots and thread archives on handI kneel, #1 princess fan...
>>42404675do it u wont
when did lia become the leader of mmg
she refuses to leave and sits in here mocking us
>>42404675like, mastectomy?
>>42404696? im random side char>>42404705how can i mock you better fren
>>42404709ur the leader sorry
>>42404706what does gyno surgery have to do with a mastectomy>>42404709please go away
>>42404709you're the random side character that's obviously the author's favorite, so they get crammed into every scene more often than the actual protagonist
>>42404705too many of us made exceptions for her
lia's literally not even doing anything
>>42404719i thought you meant gyno like gynecomastia
>>42404696since chuddy died
>>42404741i think it’s just about the knowledge she mogs us all and is still one of the more prolific posters
>>42404754it should’ve been me instead
i dont mog anybody im fuckin goofy looking and old>>42404717dont put that evil on me>>42404719thats prob not gonna happen at this pointbut i do tend to get bored of posting and disappearso you got that to look forward to>>42404727hmm alright i am actually overexcited to have trannies to talk to during the workday i should prob post less im sorry
bump
forgot there was a tranny in the movie i started and now i need to lie down
lia doesn't even really act like a woman, and isn't it what's on the inside that counts?
>>42404741she's a bit annoying but ultimately harmless. She's like a barking Chihuahua
>>42404771sorry it's true you're in charge
>>42404776no the outside matters a lot more cause that’s what everyone sees dum dum
the expensive passoid chihuahua moder vs the bulky drooling bulldog truemoder
>>42404771we’ve already seen you lia, we know you pass
>>42404791na bro i'm a man brap
>>42404764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TDdB9g271k
>>42404771 you are not near as old as me
>>42404781can i be the leader since lia doesn’t want the position
>>42404776this is truelisten to this post>>42404781not this one>>42404791at some point im gonna make the mistake of posting the bad angles as proof UGH>>42404799literally me
>>42404804nice try, passoid
>>42404803not unless you have a patented gimmick and a recognisable name that ends in "moder"
>>42404803ok but you have to trip
neetadopter trip as cowbot right now
>>42404816i do ;)
what the fuck is cowbot?
>>42404816tbf you just have to tell me what counts as a mention for you and ill add it>>42404815sigh
Lia passes and gets gendered female IRL constantly. A crackhead even walked up to her "can you spare some change miss".
weh
>>42404832this would surprise me if she didn't post pictures here and look like a woman in them
>>42404828our leader can't be a man, doxxmoder.
>>42404842nice try
the only acceptable answer is trainmoder
>>42404868good thing i am trainmoder B)
>>42404821OK
filterable neetadopter... will such a thing make or break mmg?
who up milking they cowbot?
lia post voice
>>42404829it was the first thing that came to mind yesterday when I tried to think of a new name.>>42404888I'm not going to become a tripfag. you will deal with this. we will deal with me together
hey masectomy
>>42404888she'd never be so kind
my bot like a cow the way i milk 'er
my vote on new leader is mastectomy
>>42404874this is indeed quite acceptable actually
I nominate larry
>>42404881thank you, cowbot
>>42404924who is this beautiful woman
>>42404919larry’s been gone
>>42404706yea
>>42404892https://voca.ro/1aaPsEN1ln3C
Hang on girls my show is onhttps://voca.ro/1amK6yN0Wxzd
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1MjRBnW
>>42404955this is so high effort im genuinely really impressed
>>42404954agp smirk
>>42404955the high effort posts have turned my opinion on you to the positive
>>42404941not really
>>42404955holy shit lmao I love these so much, please keep doing modertv
>>4240497310 way tie poll
>>42404954you sound like a letsplayer nvm you're truemode
alright let's all be honest, how many of the named characters voted for their own name
>>42405016this is so inconclusive
larry sweep incoming
>>42404955ok I've said it before and I'll say it again. YOU FUCKING RULE
>>42404954grim
poll is rigged we need a recount
poll is rigged because mcdoublemoder didn't get a 100 vote sweep
>>42404955howtf you make this ;-;
>>42405028>>42405079told ya
cowkini girl should be winning...
>>42405050i voted for doxxmoderit is known that i reject responsibility
I voted for lia desu
>>42405143ufufu
cowbot how much did you pay for these votes
>>42404955such a talented voice actress
>>42405050i voted for one of my characters…
>>42405012ill try desu only when i actually have a better idea than an agp pun lol>>42405124a phone and way too much free time. I am COMPELLED to be an e-clown>>42405168MY EGO!!!
>>42405165cowbot doesn't need to grease palms!
>>42404973i didn’t think we had enough posters to get so many votes
neetadopter used a vpn to vote for herself and her boyfriend, that's cute
methinks there are a lot of people lurking
>>42405186we don't lol
looks like doxxmoder is quickly becoming the winner
>>42405192as pathetic as this sounds I think it's actually true lol
using my dead grandpa’s registration to vote for doxxmoder
doxxmoder is a woman...
shall i depict the winner in an unflattering light?
as is tradition
the winner of what... there's no way 27 people voted on this
>>42404955Omg my favorite show is on!!! Really tho this is so beautiful please keep doing this nona <3
if mastectomy wins (oh sorry, "masectomy") she has to get the ffs
i’m still sad we didn’t get 1k replies for a lavish party :(
>>42405280omg wait did you miss it?? :( it just ended
>>42405205nuh uh I voted lia we need a responsible older woman up in here>>42405280don't worry we're getting to 1k this thread. make it happen. bring out the bots
>>42405288but we didn’t hit 1000 replies :(
Top seven let's fuckin goooo
>>42404622i’ve decided what i want: someone to kill me
>>42404973*someone* is cheating.
if someone offered you $500 to tickle you for 30 minutes, would you accept, deny, or ask for more?
>>42405321looks like doxxmoder hater and neetadopter are fighting with each other over a fucking strawpoll
>>42405330accept immediately
>>42405330tickling(either doing it or being tickled) turns me on so i'd be happy to get money for it
>>42405335embarrassing if true.
>>42405280im trying to up those numbers but even iv got to admit i'm replying a little excessively>>42405297i stg if another tranny tries to hand me the keys to their discord or board imma ree>>42405335i hope doxxmoder wins
>>42405360i wasn’t able to post for a while because i was out of the house and every mobile ip i connected to was banned. i definitely would’ve gotten us to 1k
this could be a tie are we gonna need a runoff?
>>42405239thank u fishe....
let's admit that when it was ~12 evenly split votes, that was probably the real result
no recounts get the tiara ready
le sigh I'm so bored
me too. wanna talk about something ?
>>42405522not particularly I'm playing resident evil now while caveat downloads
We are not making it to 1000
don't worry I got this
im plankmoding
>>42405651pretty nice stomach nona
>>42405543got any RE recommendations? i haven’t played enough video games
the true mark of soulpassing is a friend doing the whole “i have a crush…actually, you know them very well >_>” confession to you
>>42405651neuron activation
>>42405651pull your pants up, slut
resisting the urge to post tummy
>>42405660don't even have one but thx>>42405684the giant sweatpants would have been deceptive
>>42405651you're actually a little fatter than the average mmg tummy post
>>42405696frfr? does anyone eat?
>>42405696much skinnier than mine
>>42405700apparently not! very unfortunate really
>>42405703well then clearly you haven't posted yours so why would I count you?
>>42405651Nice cones whore
>>42405689if it's flat I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT
>>42405712i have posted mine multiple times
>>42405664If you want old style resident evil start with thishttps://store.steampowered.com/app/304240/Resident_Evil/It's on pretty much every platform. If you want a more modern game try resident evil 2 or resident evil 4 remakes from 2019 and 2024. You don't really need to play them in order or anything just pick whichever looks coolest to you and get it in sale
>>42405696is this a joke? they all look this skinny
>>42405718it’s not as flat as hers, but it’s not super fat or anything. people with eating disorders or people from skinnier areas might call me fat, most americans would say i’m not (that) fat though
>>42405706I'm skinny cuz im a 5'10 lankoid (and lazy)>>42405716ok hooker
>>42405722well I specified a little, it could just be an angle thing
>>42405734boooring...
>>42405689same
>>42405743it’s okay, i wasn’t gonna post tummy anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50wM5pdX0Ug
srry idk how to take pics does this convey the lack of fat
brb gonna throw up the soup
mogs me
ok now WAITER bring out a fat young lady please
32.5 bmi moder where are you?
>>42405807not to brag, but
I'd settle for even a 25 bmi moder, just enough to have real boobs and not look on the verge of death is all I ask
>>42405830>have real boobs where do you think we are?
>>42405808didn't you hear her? she's jerking off and playing video games
I'm trying to gain I swear....
>>42405836don't give me that "we're on manmoder general" crap when all I'm seeing is twinky boymoders
>>42405825come back in 50000 calories
>>42405830fat is ugly you just want to sabotage people and tell them fat is ok fat is ugly fat is horrible fat is digusting you want to keep me down you want to keep me worthless forever
99% of all arguments are caused by simple disparity between individual's definitions of key terms and subjectsTo properly categorize who should belong to the gen we need a hard-coded definition of what the ideal manmoder is, a spectrum of acceptable moders within range of the ideal and clearly defined examples of what invalid moders look like to allow users to properly self-assess
>>42405870that’s roughly 14 pounds if i remember my calorie to pound ratio. you want an extra 2 bmi?
>>42405880exactly!
>>42405872anafreaks will never pass but you already know that, that's why you're here
32 bmi girl please quench my thirst.....
Fuck fuck I hate being skinny I wish I could actually remember to eat more than one meal a day
these amateurs out here only eating when they're hungry lmaoo they're expending more calories than they intake lmaoooo
this gen is a fucking prison bro
>>42405911You could really say that about most chanboards
>>42405911close! it is actually a petri dish
>>42405911you could close the tab
>>42405911acceptance is the first step
>>42405907it’s my bad i keep having a horrific sleep schedule while trying to stick to normal mealtimes. like, i woke up at 3:30pm, so i didn’t eat until dinner and just had snacks otherwise
>>42405911At least we get TV
>>42405911I come as go as I please but I'm also not a man sooo ..
>>42405958Nobody here is we just mode
>>42405960I meant to type I'm not amab but my phone autocorrected
>>42405972Wtf gtfo
I was just joking when I posted about pooners in mmg that one time...
>>42405972die
mtfg passoids and afabmoders in 2026, its kino
>>42406010at this point mmg is just becoming lgbtg
mmg and bmg already merged it is no matter if it absorbs mtfg too the scum are everywhere
We need to go back
>>42406106just take off your clothes
>>42406118where?
>>42406106can we have sex
>>42406124i just took off my hoodie, is that really not enough?
>>42405983I'm not ftm
so you’re a cis woman in mmg? why?
>>42406139ok now let me oil up that ass
What books are you reading rn moders? I'm about halfway through Dark Forest
>>42406130>>42406147no
>>42406139BUMPMODER DOESN'T SPEAK SHE ONLY BUMPS
bumpmoder doesn't say anything but "bump" and she TAKES WHAT SHE'S GIVEN
>>42406145boredom and there's no real asexual community here so I'm forced to use the available generals
>>42406148i’m slowly making it through infinite jest. but i haven’t read a novel in fucking forever, i read part of dorian grey about a year ago and very little else in years. it’s really good so far though! i’m just addicted to that dang phone
>>42406155why would you want to talk to a bunch of weird non-ace trans women
>>42406155no you don’t. no one has to use mmg
>>42406152>>42406154i’m not “THE” bumpmoder, if she even exists. problem?
bumpmoder has become the object of my affection and sexual desire
>>42406175ok can you just fuck off
>>42406157I've been taking the time to actually sit down and read books for the first time in literal years. Have to say, I missed just spending three hours immersed in the theater of my own mind.
>>42406175die
>>42406167i have to i get paid for this
>>42406184i want to
>>42406186
>>42406182i’m sorry :(
>>42406155even if you have to choose a general you can do better than this one its full of insane trannies
i swear i’m sane. just suicidal
posting tummy while it’s dead so fewer people see
posting tummy whilst everyone is here so i can get off on being bullied
now THATS moided
>>42406337cute
>>42406337nice jammies
>>42406341
>>42406334my greatest flaw is being a tranny who doesn’t enjoy being bullied. maybe people were just too nice to child me to develop a fetish around it
>>42406355kek
>>42406377glad ya liked my ‘shop :)
sorry for calling you moided nona I reflected on it and realized I'd feel just as horrible if I read that shit and I'm definitely a dickhead for reinforcing the feeling we go through every day
>>42406434it’s okay, you call it how you saw it
>>42406443I could have just said nothing and I should have. Instead I chose to be hurtful and for that I'm sorry. Our lives are fucked up enough you don't need my ass making it worse.
plus it let me make a stupid picture in response. no hard feelings
what if we all hugged
>>42406460girl, i’m a manmoder, i know i’m moided. relax
>>42406468that would be nice
fakemoder group hug vs realmoder huddle
>>42406478and im a jerkI'll just blame the e for giving me an intense feeling of remorse
yeah whatever i’ll cry now the bruises from where he beat me are turning green
I'm already greenmoding
>>42406468idk i’m kinda weird with hugging and touching
>>42406486i’m now confirmed moided so i’ll lead the huddle
>>42406533i heard they're putting you in the contraption later
blood of the moder, eye of of the newt
>>42406543>doctor unscrews the cap>SIIIIIIIP>*lip smacking*>"oh yeah, nona your shit is fucked up">"do like 10mg every 2 days or some shit or you're ngmi">leaves
>>42406250glad this is how i did it
>>42406542i can’t wait!
>>42406552this is the dr powers method
>>42406564no big cat though
goodnight mmg. i love you all <3
gn
sleep tight...
>>42406582it's 5am you useless neet
some1 make the next thread w this pool pls thank you :3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaroJWg3
i am coming out as 5'6
post sponsored by neetadopter
does your heart ever start beating real fast when youre laying down trying to sleep
does your heart ever beat really fast when you’re looking at a breathtaking moder?
it's happening to me right now...
>>424066940-0
>rep during teens bc I have "honnish" disproportionally long face>start HRT in 20s bc dysphoria>learn that my looks are due to genetic disorder and that I might lose most of my teeth bc of it too (I already retracted gums which might easily turn into paradontosis)JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY
we really just need to start using crispr to ensure all humans are born as hot chicks who can't get aids
>>42406736Good idea, It's kinda cruel to left our comfort of life up to genetic dice roll.
>>42406685yes
Yea
>>42406736I for one welcome the new human
>>42406781how do u slow things down and relax
I guess nothing male really does make it out of the near-future
who eating penis cereal
poop cereal for me
5am grilled cheese kinda morning
>>42406722I read the first line and hopefully assumed it'll be a happy turn for the better and a lessons not to rep.
>>42406896chicagoan?
should i start staring at strangers?
>>42406975