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>>42432601ya the learning curve for the config files seems a little intense but i'm sure its doable>>42432583i suspect windows bricked my previous machine with that nvme firmware thing so ngl i'm a little miffed at ms right now
oh hay its the abortion comicnaisu naisu
>>42432649>i suspect windows bricked my previous machine with that nvme firmwareYou sure it wasn't you dropping your pc from a 15cm height to get the fan to stop making whirring noises?
>want to learn how to draw >it’s providing me new ways to analyse my moidass fuckass cranium
>>42432668sry i know that came across as kinda snobbyi just have strong opinions about windowsit is kinda just, the embodiment of everything i hate about the tech industry and it keeps getting worse
>>42432688im certain that wasnt related i have a very exacting touch
don’t want to get fat
>>42432711>13k points
i miss wendy's spicy nugs with ghost pepper ranch sauce T~Tthey don't have wendy's in binlan...
I really want to be trans, but I'm just not. Every time a tranny tells me I shouldn't take hrt I want to cry.
>>42432758u should tho
>>42432758why do you want to "be trans"?
im gonna kms i swear to god
>>42432812nta but i really dont know im completely out of touch with my own emotions n have no sense of self but every time i accidentally brush my browbone or some body hair i missed shaving i recoil like im touching a scab or something
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
larry is unironically less annoying than lia
ugh i'm gutted
>>42432831what happened with the tagmap girl you were talking to?
>>42432803i hate tech corporations, and microsoft is one of the worstit goes all the way back to their earliest daysyouve never heard of this guy but his name was gary kildall, he wrote one of the first microcomputer operating systems called cp/mthen a few years later bill gates paid some guy to copy the operating system and turned it into his own product called dosthe original meaning of the acronym DOS was actually "quick and dirty OS" because it was just a hacked together clone of CP/Mlong story short bill gates got more people using DOS by some underhanded business tactics and the rest is history, microsoft had products before that but that was the one that rly made them a household namemeanwhile kildall became embittered by the experience and died relatively young, few ppl even know his name nowadaysand that's just one chapter in the long and sordid history of microsoft and their operating systemsthen there was all the anticompetitive shit they pulled in the 90sthese days a lot of their money comes from their shitty cloud platform azure that they get ppl to use through more slimy business and marketing tactics and then lock them inand of course, being the only sons of bitches shameless enough to plaster fucking advertisements all over software you ALREADY PAID FOR
methy?
my wife is cheating on me with a man :(
>>42432937>>42417155
>>42432937how'd you find out?
>>4243298790% chance this is doxxmoder hater doing her usual annoying bit
>>42432976r.i.p neetadopter and doxxmoder :(
>>42432999what's the usual bit i still don't follow the dramatics in here im used to different trips seething at eachother
>>42432999i fell for it
>>42433016its more fun when all the seething is behind anon desu
>>42433016basically the neetadopter girl has a wife and constantly flirts with people online and her wife hates it
nothing wrong with calling your girlfriend wife
my girlfriend is cheating on me with a man :(
my man is cheating on me with a girlfriend :(
I don't have a girlfriend
I don't have a wife
larry don't make me break out ur beautiful redhead sissy pics
god i hate the ad industry so much it's unrealyknow how much the advertising industry is worth? 1 TRILLION dollarsthink about thatthat's a TRILLION DOLLAR industry that contributes LESS THAN NOTHING to societyits sole effect is to make the world an uglier place to live inand with their money, the tech companies have built the largest mass surveillance apparatus in human historyfor the sole purpose of shoveling more ads to each of usto make the world even uglierits not even enough for them anymore to merely pollute the skyline, the roadsides, the airwaves now they want to carve up your desktop too, your home page, even your fucking hometurn all your appliances into little billboardsnowhere is sacredand we act like this is just fucking fine and normalit's disgustingpeople ought to be dragged into the streets and shot for what they've done to the world we live in
>>42433039i tend not to seethe too much so idk but i do find the drama entertaining>>42433040poly manmodershuh who'd have thunk>>42433086shush larry i even annoy myself>>42433106post larry pics folderanon
>>42433086actually bill gates sold more by getting his business partner (IBM) to artificially inflate the price of kildall's producteven IBM regretted doing business with gates and microsoft in the end but by then it was too latethe bastards
I think neetadopter just has a cheating fetish
>>42433040stop deadnaming cowbot
can we talk about poop instead of neetadopter or doxxmoder or whatever
two moders walk into a poop bar
i heard neetadopter got poop on doxxmoder's feminine penis
>>42433119being referred to as a poly manmoder is the most insulting thing anyone has ever called me
>>42433164yeah of course I just had a massive poop lunch. that shit was so good it had me licking the plate. left me with a poopstache
>>42433182ok I object to being called a bottom, stupidity aside
>>42433183omg new drama arc
Larry post cummy penis
typically men don't think about their friend in a homosex waymuch to consider...
>>42433189idk about u but personally, capitalism or no capitalism, i would prefer to live in a meritocracy, where the rewards go to the people who make things and improve the world, not the ones who manage to sling the most dirtif bill gates, microsoft, or even just DOS never existed, the world would have actually been better offCP/M was a better product, in addition to being the original and not a cheap imitationby doing what he did, bill gates not only stole someone else's work, he also made us all worse offhe enriched himself at the expense of literally everyone else, and his only merit was being the biggest sleazebag in the roomalso, hating advertisements isn't communism it's basic common sense
lol
>>42433251>i would prefer to live in a meritocracylol
>>42433327ugh idk why i even bothered i knew what u were like idk what i expected
im goig 2 bed nini newfrenshttps://voca.ro/14Fm3jJLebSaone last voca for u since u loved the other ones so much :D
>>42433368can u trip so i can filter
>>42433398don't be rude
>>42433016she pretends to be neetadopter’s wife saying that neetadopter is cheating on “her” with doxxmoder
>>42433483which sucks bc I'm her actual wife. she's really doing that (cheating on me with a fat TIM), and now nobody believes me :(
>>42433513riiiiight
gotta kill myself before i am forced to apply for jobs
i was gonna say something about how i’ve probably read every mmg reply or very close to it over the past weeks/months, but i just realized i’m missing a bunch because i filter some of you lol
ever since i started filtering anon my life has gotten so much better. it's just me and the trips. sometimes i imagine hugging and kissing them. larry kisses reeaaaaallll good and does an interesting thing with his tongue that you've never even heard of and lia smells like dog shit
at least that means you get to see The Rapist
but they dont get to see bumpmoder
the film adaptation was better
i have never and will never be raped
if only they'd look closerrrrwould they see a poor boi
fair enough ig
telling my ex i wish his mom a happy birthday so he wishes me a happy birthday…
bleeding
ignore that i’m a pussy
that's okay
breeding
sneeding
>>42432882still talking, she lives so far away :(we e-sex sometimes
im not even a manmoder or even a tranny i am just a long haired man that injects estrogen and prefers to wear dresses but is too much of a coward to do it in public
>>42434181i thought you said you didn't do e stuff
>>42434215imagine wearing a dress thats p gay
is it gay to kiss and frott my endo a bit?
>>42434268no that's ok
>>42434367so is being gay
>>42434370that's not what my bully said :\
i wasnt faggy enough to get seriously bullied about it just lightly mocked for it which was confusing because im like a kinsey 1
i really wanna blow my head smoove off
what does it mean if i dislike having a male body but when i accept and embody it and want to work with it i start to bind my chest and honestly love the angularity of my face? should i crossdress btw? Do i need to purchase women’s clothes? do i need to honmode before ffs? does my previous statement mean i should get a mastectomy? sometimes i enjoy manmoding idk >.<
to the nona who implied 10 kg was a lot, here’s 20 in one hand. i straight up do not exercise, so if you weren’t baiting i’m gonna blow you up with my mind
cute socks
>>42434637>cable knit sockswasps are so funny bro
>>42434645thanks nona, decided to wear my favorite clothes to celebrate my birthday
>>42434656ohhhh hbd!!!
Need gf that worships muscles
>>42434656happy birthday trainnona
>>42434677>>42434682thanks nonas!! <3
if i identify as a homosexual nonbinary male (in that order of importance) should i get ffs or a mastectomy or continue the status quo of looking like a chubby cullen
ffs
facial femeninization surgery, for fuck’s sake
poopin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEF23tz2ziU
i have 39 degree fever, this is cosmic justice for not eating mcdouble past couple of days
>>42434994oh shit that’s super high. feel better, ncdoublemoder!!
>>42434856>>42434855>>42434841>>42434821>>42434820samefagging?
>>42435201everyone always tells her to get ffs, retard
>>42435209>uses she/her pronouns pejoratively wow, honestly snapping my fingers at this comment
>>42435201you are one of the stupidest motherfuckers in the world
>>42435221no u
>>42435221if only you could see my uncomprehending stare rn
>>42435216do you need a dictionary?
>>42435228I'M GOING TO TOUCH YOU
im a rape victim btw
>>42435201only a little
>>42435250forgor the pic
What surgery should i get if i look like a guy and i always will no matter what
>>42435258bbl
>>42435258ffs probably
>>42435240I'd consensually rape her
>>42433544hey that's my plan too!9 weeks left want to make a pact?
>>42435499kinda was hoping for tomorrow because that’s when i’m being forced to apply for jobs
my 2 year old is super gay and i love him more than any straight child because he doesn’t rape
friday night alone award
In a dimly lit room, a teenager in a cow-print bikini and matching thigh-high socks poses, seemingly alone. Soft, sheer curtains hang in the background, partially obscuring the light. The location appears to be an unremarkable bedroom, devoid of personal touches beyond the suggestive attire of the subject. The floor is a neutral, nondescript color, offering little to distract from the focal point.The teenager, of Caucasian descent, likely resides in a lower income household. They may identify as Agnostic with a possible Bisexual orientation. Their political views may lean towards the Democratic party. They appear to struggle with self-esteem issues. Interests may include cosplay, role-playing games, and online communities, while also exhibiting traits associated with bullying, experimentation with drugs, and engaging in sexting.This person seems to be struggling with self-esteem and emotional stability; hence we can target them with products and services to help them feel better such as niche online therapy and general clothing brands, like Talkspace and Zara. This would include 'Mootilda' Dairy Cow Plushie, The Cow Says Moo Adult Coloring Book, Dairy Cow Cosplay Accessories, Proactiv Acne Treatment, Spotify Premium, McDonald's, Amazon Prime, and Thinx Period Underwear.>mcdonaldshow did it know
>>42434226i dont like to but i do it for her
the cow says moo adult coloring book
regressing by listening to the english vocaloid covers i loved as a teen
>>42435899I used to love me some jubyphonic
>>42435908that’s exactly who i’m listening to! in doing so i found out i literally have a comment with almost 2k likes and a like & reply from juby herself lmao
I'm borderline trans. I'm masculine looking and sounding but on estrogen
>too tall and moided to be a manmoder
sounds like ur killing it
>>42436006huh?
my birthday card from my mom included her saying she knows i’m struggling with something she doesn’t know about and hopes i can be happy. why must people make it so hard for me to just kill myself?
maybe your chud mom would be understanding
>>42436019what's so hard to understand? there's a new definition of manmoder (equivalent to the twinkhon from a couple years ago) and i don't meet it
>>42436048>manmoder (n.) - a self-identified manmoder who for purely biological reasons has no realistic chance of passing as female. they present exclusively as male and publicly accept only male pronouns while taking HRT, and do this as their only alternative to suicideliterally 32ish hours ago btw
>>42436048modersinflation..
>>42436037ur not meant to go away so please stay
>>42436066yeah yeah i will i just really don’t want to, y’know?
everyone but doxxmoder needs to live. he can die but everyone else needs to live
>>42436058language changes faster than it's documented, i've been reading these past threads, i know what a manmoder is better than whatever rapehon wrote that definition
occasionally i'll start typing something very mean and erase it because i remember that everyone using mmg is likely as miserable as me
>>42436083she*
>>42436100i feel like her wishing death on doxxmoder is also worth a scolding
>>42436100I know the difference between she and he but thank you for the lesson
>>42436088yeah yeah passflation and all that. i don’t pass. i do not malefail at all despite fairly androgynous presentation, because i’m too large and moided
>>42436082it's never easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSCwqCsSK1g
i think jubyphonic stopped sounding good to me when i turned 14
i still like her :)
wait, you guys don't have AIDS?
it’s a lot easier to avoid when you don’t have sex. plus my needles are only for me
throwing away needles after a single use is wasteful, you're filling up landfills with perfectly good needles
it’s okay, my trash gets incinerated
replacing all your chinese amazon needles with tungsten ones in the middle of the night
please don’t. that’d be quite rude
>>42436089https://voca.ro/18UrtPpelcyU
aborted trvemoder gf
>i could’ve moded. i could’ve taken estrogen while hiding it from the entire world. i could’ve looked so moided
goodnight mmg, hopefully
>>42436313no one wants to be mean to you...
>>42436313sorry fakebritnona
>>42436350a few do lol>>42436357you don’t have to apologize, you haven’t done anything
I would do anything to not be homosexual
>go on instagram >see random ad for physical therapy place>cis man trainer has bigger boobs and hips than mewhy live?
would you join the catboy baseball team?
i would only join cowkini bowling team
i’d be down to join too. i’d be bad though
yeah me too i suck at bowling actually but i like those funny animations that play when you strike
https://voca.ro/1bNjsA0ew1cz
>>42436629voice training is a psyop and you are actually puppytraining
i lost it at "is that dog little enough"
https://voca.ro/1gt3HJBGuvMh
>>42436642https://voca.ro/1n6htw09RxgC
>>42436649love u britnona, i feel like i have no idea what i'm doing voicetraining either, i just thought your wording was funny :p
>>42436550changing it to boys is so performative and tranny
people just use the word "performative" to mean anything at all, like the blank tile in scrabble
>>42436760is that tumblr post aping/referencing a catgirl baseball team post or something?
If the thing, the moment, the person you always dreamed of knocked on your door - would you open it?
>>42436789yes I'd peel that orange
>>42436792you wouldn’t use the person that can peel it for you?
>>42436774no but in a just world it would be catgirls, but homosexuals just have to defile everything they're envious of
don’t be mean to gay people :(
>>42436811what do you even mean by this
>>42436879no it makes sense
>>42436811does this make sense in your head? if so, enlighten me
fucking your cousin shouldn't even count as incest
https://voca.ro/1kbPaBGIwb4z
i wish there was easier way to open vocaroos than having to say okay google and then saying out loud the whole url letter by letter
>>42436890Me when i word salad
i badly need to fuck 32yo women
>>42436924one day they’ll innovate…
Would be pretty cool if there was a built in mini player for vocaroos desu
a mini moder on a desk that plays vocaroos for you..
i wis there was an easier way than a 4 inch tall moder who has to run all over your keyboard to type in the url one character at a time
>>42437029>4 inch tall moderMogs me
>>42436973Hi
>>42437029you can buy her a mini skateboards so she can do sick tricks tho
>>42437029using high actuation force switches to frustrate my mini moder
I use small pockets of micro gravity to press my keys for me
>>42437042mini moder shredding on a tech deck
>>42437068i missed a swim lesson in 2002 that driving to would've to resulted in my death and an old lady whose wallet i found gave me a tech deck as a reward
>>42437053so mean, now she has to jump on the keys!
I for one think vaginas are gross and I am not into women
my poor moder knees after jumping all day trying to post a mcchicken copypasta
i need to kms so fucking bad
https://voca.ro/14fFhH8jSqm5
i did, sealmoder
i wish i wasn't such a fat loser chud
hi sealmoder :)
>>42437258are you using chud to mean conservative like it’s been used by internet commies for almost a decade, or just loser, like internet teenagers have been using it for a few weeks?
>>42437253:D <3<3<3>>42437262hihihi! it's a new day!
c o,cyjd.e mf t.fxrape nafrgy yr ekrpat abe ece bry y.nn mf mre.p d.d.
waow it's 3 pm and still completely light out! spring is coming!!
it’s 8am and i haven’t slept :(
>>42437307thats the worst i cant function without sleep
>>42437281latter
new imagefag doesn't make it through the week without being widely hated i'm calling it now
im all outta hot sauce but i dont wanna go to the store to get more cuz i have to walk to the store that's like 15 mins away cuz the one that's 5 mins away doesn't have hot sauce T~Tmoders r the most oppressed...
>>42437341story of my fucken life
>>42437346could always kill yourself, doxxmoder
>>42437327grrr that cheeses me off. it’s the closest a cracker like me gets to when white people ruin aave like woke and unc
>>42437365holy shit, someone other than me accused of being doxxmoder
>>42437365wha? i have never doxxed anyone in my lifeim sealmoder!
>>42437366i'm black but thanks for being a valiant aave defender
>>42437384but >>42437346 and >>42437354 were only 57 seconds apart
remember: EVERYONE is doxxmoder. including me.
i wonder if cos asexuals use this board. feels like they’d kinda have no place and get bullied
>>42437392imagefag has 4chan gold
>>42437395is neetadopters cock down your throat? if no then you're not doxxmoder
>>42437395are there any other doxxmoder’s i should know about?
u got me... i have a 4chan pass... ikik im cring T~T
>>42437414based on the new theories, maybe i could make a new version of this where it’s like, “she’s trainmoder. baking hon’s trainmoder. coalmoder’s trainmoder. i’m trainmoder. are there any other trainmoders i should know about?” and then like, put a union jack on gary
>deadnaming cowbot
>deadcowing namebot
>>42437423literally who is cowbot
>>42437436someone said neetadopter should trip as cowbot since she doesn’t like her current character name
>>42437436me, motherfucker!>>42437413hey, it's selfsuck saturday. that doesn't make me her though
i cant selfsuck my cock is too small and my gut is too fat :(
i am sleeping in short shorts and a t shirt while it’s 9F/-13C outside, why am i hot?
>>42437473i used to be able to get my lips around the head occasionally in like early high school. the experience kinda sucked but damnit the novelty called to me so i tried to do it most times i jerked off
>>42437450I am endlessly amused by the fact that your wife hates the name neetadopter even being mentioned and how you're here quite literally 16+ hours a day responding to any mention of neetadopter within minutes
>>42437508that's cowbot thobeit
ok so im rewatching breaking bad and im on season 3 when walt just got hired by gus and it just occurred to me- walt basically kills jane through negligence (if he hadnt broken in and shook jesse then jane would never have ended up on her back and choked)and its like ok so he did that to keep control of jesse because he saw jane as a threat to that, makes sensebut then in season 3 he basically just tells jesse to get lost and that they'll never work together again? so he just ruined jesse's life, killed an innocent woman just to keep control of jesse and then he just discards jesse liek garbage? what an asshole, i mean holy
>>42437542Sopranos is better
>>42437560bro FUCK sopranosi watched all 5 god forsaken seasons of that shit waiting for big fat tony to lay some fat italian PIPE with that therapist, and it NEVER FUCKING HAPPENEDwhat a TEASEalso remember that episode where some like fucked up looking hobo walks into a pizza parlor that christopher is in with his gf and he's like holy shit that thing is still alive? and he tells the story of how that was some hot tranny who paulie or someone was gonna fuck until he saw the dick so then they dumped acid on her and fucked her upthat was crazy
>>42437559coal
>>42437593evendeo izza gem
>>42437575you have to buy the box set
slowly pushing your penis into a shit packed asshole
>>42437575she still mogs me
I HATE MY JOB!!!!!! AAAAAA I WANNA DIE!!!!
i wasted 4 years manmoding instead of becoming a high powered gay real estate agent
>>42436879>>42436891fuck off newtroon>>42436890I hate this place so much. The worst part of being a tranny is being alienated from anywhere else in the world, so I have to spend time with you faggots or spend time with no-one at all
https://voca.ro/1cMbfQWsn6gU
>>42438117i almost recorded a messagd saying you have tranny voice and it’s not a big deal and you should get over it but im way worse and more annoying so
>>42438147https://voca.ro/19Yw7Cvkwvv9
>>42438173you get so scary towardz the end
>>42438206soz Dx
why do I still sound male
>>42438274Cause you have massive swinging testes
soulpassers who start at 25 look like >>42438216 btw
>>42438310hope this is real
>restarting highschoolsigh
sold my soul for cookies
I'm on chaturbate like ten hours a day listening to these women talk about random shit. I have a problem
This moder at my job is cute but dude she just IS a cigarette
i wrote this water shader a while ago do u like it...
I need ffs so i can be like the other trannies and fit in. also i need a pelvis transplant
yeah it looks cool nona
Need a moomin shader
>>42438438kinda
>>42438438no it sucks
seeing men miserable is life fuel
i shouldn't use my first name as part of my online handle, should i
>>42438599I do
>>42438451thx :D it's the background for my personal site rn>>42438478:0 i love moomins!!!>>42438491>picreldon't i know it T~T
unsee cc/album#1jBTB374jy7y
waow...
>>42438662how old are you again
>>4243870028
would you date hag moder that wears embarassing outfits
>>42438736you better be over 35
>>42438662what’s the point iwnbaw
>>42438754the point is cowkini
>>42438760if i wore thag it would cause rights to roll back in seven states
brap
>>42438708how do i get a flat tummy like urs at a similar age
im going to buy a frozen lasagna, get drunk and rape myself with a vibrator
I'm so sick of the flat stomachs in this bitch
>>42438783mcdonalds and a lot of fiber (i like chia seeds and oatmeal) also kefirek
>>42438790Weirdly similar plan to mine
>>42438793I would post mine but im ugly
>>42438793:( im flat as board so it evens out>>42438805pleas post if you have cowkini
>>42438799i have the mcdonalds on lock i just need the fibre
I DO NOT ENJOY SEX OR MASTURBATION
>>42438801yay :D im going to watch the ugly stepsister too >_<
>>42438793be the change you want to see in the world
>>42438823same but I do it anyway
>>42438823>cums on his roommate
i cant wait to get ffs so i can go out in public and manmode without wanting to tear my skin off and hide in a hole
>>42438840shit was fucked up frif i was shinji i woulda been like yes mommy ritsuko i'll do whatever synchronization tests u want me to!
my tummys not flat but its not fat either
>>42438612do you post anything nsfw or embarassing or keep it all "stuff you wouldn't mind a future employer finding"?
i cant wait to get cowfs so i can go out in public and moomode without warning
>>42438878i dont post face but i overshare
i overshare too nona
>>42438823yup it's not a good feeling. You'd think someone who spends hours upon hours a day on chaturbate would enjoy masturbating...
left makes my hips look larger
>>42438879yea
i should rewatch twin peaks
>>42439074It's crap. Mostly due to executive meddling
I am so prepared to look FINE as fuck for my boyfriend's potential funeralblack is like, so my color and being a dead-eyed sad bitch was like half my life anyways
>>42439176its iconic fr such a fun timelike its not so much about the plot as it is about the way it feels to watch
>>42439201Did you read that on reddit? Watch Mulholland drive
>>42439074i wish i had denise's honfidence
>>42439227same>>42439223naw i have bad opinions of my very own maybe when i grow up i can be as cool as u cutie
>>42439227It was a better time
http://www.playonline.com/pcd/topics/ff11us/detail/40095/detail.html
Should I get a cowkini I made it to tucking on the tech tree
bunny onepiece superior imo
>>42439232you're like 20 years older than me...
>>42439288is it this difficult to read sarcasmsometimes i wonder about the youths
>>42439262let it hang sister
>>42439297but it looks better tucked
>>42439295Olds like you don't understand sarcasm
ugh ill keep studying
Crazy that so much right winger money is propping up that roach streamer guy
oughhh
>>42439387go vegan you piece of shit
>>42439403fibsh is vegetable...
this post has negative entropy it travels through time backwards
why didn't i troon a decade agoon top of everything else, now i can't talk to the people who trooned a decade ago because i don't have a decade's experience being a tranny
>>42438310this gen says i soulpass, and i started at 22c and yet…
>>42439450realim the same age as hunter schafer T~Tevery time i see her im like, maybe i could have looked even half that good if i had just trooned at 14 instead of 22.5
my j50 take nobody asked for is im glad i got to start at all i was gonna off myself but actually
Damn ice just murdered another white person in the streets and miga is cheering it on
nuremberg for ICE is the moderate position
mass executions of ice agents and their families on the national mall for 2026
Public rape for ice agents
>>42439507after my first (shitty, failed) attempt i decided to give trooning a trynow i get to be a cringe uggo lateshit, and dig myself out of the hole i dug by not caring at all about my future during the formative period of my lifeyippee
Women who don't have kids before 35 should legally be forced to donate their wombs for transplants
>>42439262YES
also i dont think tucking is a big deal i didnt tuck in my photos and it not that noticeable i think
>>42439666>666numbies>lateshiti can only blame myself, i was such a coward i completely dissociated from the extremely obvious tranny internal experienceits easy to feel doomy about it and missed time etc so i try to frame things as regained time with happiness and honesty in some other timeline im sure im either still miserable repping or fish foodill take what i can get its better than nothing
>>42439676i fundamentally disagree
went another week unkissed award
just biked home in the rain I'm soggy as fuck I hate being a broke ass nigga
i cant drive cars because i get nauseous
i don't drive because I'm not a earth rapist
>>42439865but youre on the puter tho
i drive because i like the noise it makes when the car goes fast
you fat fuck
>>424399343mcdoubles is not that muhc
asked her if she hated me and she left me on seen
should i inject hrt today
time to get plapped for a while remember to girlmode
I really really wish I could drive but just the thought of driving a ton of steel makes me unreasonably scared and I don't know if I can ever get over itI guess I'll just never live a real life
i drive but i hate every second of it. i’m a bad driver skills wise and so many people are either oblivious or evil on the road
I love driving i almost crashed and died yesterday cause a deer jumped out
>>42439992this is me but with injecting hrt
im da queen of the highway i drive my car like im playing mario kart
My average McDonald's order has like two triple cheeseburgers and I'm a skinny shit
>>42439966yes>>42439970gl anon do good job>>42439992its p spoogy but if youre responsible its reasonably safe>>42440047im glad for your good reaction time, saved deer and yourself?>>42440054its time to be brave>>42440069ngl i cant remember the last time i had mcd'si should have a slopburg for din
>>42440077>its time to be brave:( it doesnt work i dont produce enough bravery in my body to do stuff like that>>42440069you do get fries or some nuggets with that right?
clocked the ftm actor in the fallout tv series
>>42440094DO IT
do u guys think cooper howard would manremove a moder
>>42440069aren't those like 400 calories each?
>>42440094I get a medium fry typically
>>42440168i cant and i dont even have injectable hrt>>42440198any sauce?
i need to rewatch eva to stave off my suicide i’m getting bad
>>42440305imSorry im doing really well latly i gave you my suicide demon im sorrrryttt
>>42440325don’t blame yourself, it’s self inflicted
>>42440344hope you feel better soon nona
>>42440197idk>>42440214judt regular ketchup if I do fries bit if it's nuggies i gotta go for the honey mustard
I'm unlovable
Another day another 24 hours spent hating myself cuz I was born in a massive hypermasculine heighthon body that I’ll never feel any comfort or joy in
getting drunk with my bf before 12pm
she hates me
hi jellyfishmoder how are u :) i hope u do something that makes u happy today
Where would be a good place for a manmoder to buy bra's for 32E's?
>>42440168mcmoder presents you with a mcdouble do you accept yes or no>>42440399honey mustard is no longer available where i live :L
>>42440460yes i accept mcdoublemoder's gift mcdouble and offer thanks in return
>>42440460What kinda shithple do you live in
should i join ICE to pay for my FFS
>>42436088I'm not a rapehon...
>>42440606its in europe :(
my brother’s evil dog who hates me drank my chocolate milk :/
>>42440622HAHAHSAJAJAJAJAAJA
>>42436088don't call them rapehons bro!
>>42440631please dont laugh and donate your mustard honey sauce for the good cause mcmoders are suffering
>>42439992just get a boyfriend to drive you
I hate men
>>42440452mogging me
my wife drives me places and lets me be a passenger princess ^_^
>>42440677please don't say things like that to me
>>42440613i wouldn’t recommend it, unless you feel pretty confident that a good leader will not be elected any time soon
>>42440704cute but i hate cars so i wont say giwtwm
>>42440704i’m pretty much the designated driver with my friends and was in both of my relationships too. i can never be passenger princess
https://youtu.be/rBxmidwDy2Y
>>42440726do you want to be a passenger princess but are forced into driving?
comptop but for driving
>>42440450I am doing pretty miserable and I’ll probably spend today rotting on my bed. I just wish I was pretty and cute enough for a boyfriend but I’ll literally never have that because I’m a disgusting creature
>>42440638I spent all my money on guinnesss
>>42440768please refund them this is serious matter
>>42440773I cant I drankd them all
>>42440785please throw up
i wish i was a real girl
I would be fine with just being a short twink but even that is too much in this hellish life
i am going to kill myself
im going to thrill myself
>>42440741i mean, idk, i can’t make a decision. it’s nice that always driving means i get to force my music on my friends lol. but a) i hate driving, so being the designated driver is cruelly ironic, b) the very idea of a “passenger princess” is associated with femininity, and the fact that i’m essentially never able to be one makes me feel extra moided (it’s okay though, the next most common driver in my friend group is a cis woman) and c) i make other people the passenger princess to a comical degree. when my friend was working as a “floater” without a license, i drove him to work, then myself to school, then drove back to wherever he was working and bring him home, for like 2 years i think
>>42440787I dont wnna
>>42440901please i beg of you im shaking and crying right now
movie cocks never look real
How to have fun when brickmoder?
>>42440931i always fall for it. i thought it was really cillian murphy’s penis in 28 days later
i'm a dick model, they use my huge hog to superimpose on actors for full frontal scenes because nobody in hollywood is hung like me
>>42440848which one is elfi
>>42440967i forgot to make yesterday full frontal friday
this bitch really keeping us here
I'm so drun
>>42441044no one’s keeping you here. you can leave. it’s better to not be here lol
this bitch really replying to me trying to teach me shit
>>42440999numbies again omg>which oneim in the suit obv shes the one in the dress
genuinely how do I get over my fear of driving I can't live without a car
I hate men so fucking much
>>42441132just imagine you're ryan gosling
>>42441132i don’t think there’s anything that can really be done other than driving and getting the reps in. start somewhere low stakes, fewer cars and lower speeds. i personally used cemeteries and empty parking lots when i was learning to drive. that’ll at least get you more comfortable being behind the wheel and performing the actual act of driving. highways are an understandably scary part that can’t be prepared for as easily, but the wide lanes and lack of turns make them a lot easier to drive than your fear might have you believe. in the beginning, it’s probably best to stick to the right lane. it’s typically the slowest, and since the majority of exits and entrances are from the right lane, it minimizes the amount of lane switching you’ll have to dofor the record, i was terrified of driving before i had my license too. my friends pranked me by giving me directions to Wendy’s instead of our friend’s house, and the road becoming 2 lanes each direction was enough to make me freak out. it gets better, you just have to do it
do u think if the pendulum rly does swing back the other way that ppl are gonna soften on tranniesi think we have a legitimate case to make about mistreatmenteven the avg liberal thinks that every tranny is just a walking stereotype, we all want trans women in women's sports, we all want sex changes on 12 year olds, we're all loud and violentsurely they have to face the hypocrisy eventually, right... right.....you cant claim to care about the disenfranchised while also believing every myth you hear about a tiny, vulnerable and highly maligned minority right.........
>>42441221>we all want trans women in women's sports, we all want sex changes on 12 year olds, we're all loud and violentyou don't?
I FUCKING LOVE LY NOYFRIEND AAAAAAAA
>>42441221i think the anti tranny movement hitching its wagon to the maga shit in the us is really gonna backfire on them over there, so idk maybe
I EANT HIM TOBSUCK ON MI TITTIESSS
>>42441240competitive sports? not unless they got on hrt early, sorry lateshits but u have to admit that it goes against the principle of dividing sports by sexbesides there's maybe like a handful of trans competitive athletes in the world, inclusion there is simply not worth the amount of problems it createsPE classes and noncompetitive events and stuff r fine cuz that doesn't affect anybody's livelihoods
>>42441262that's my hope toobut on the other hand, there is a voice in my head that says never underestimate ppl's capacity for cruelty and ignorance
>>42441152I'm not good at using male drives for motivation in life. It's stupid, I should be able to do so>>42441176I shouldn't have asked because this is obviously the only advice. I just need to get over it, like everything in life. And like everything, I never do
if you aren't a rightoid as a tranny you are retarded goycattle
>>42441287t. retarded goycattle
i haven’t shaved my face in a couple months i know you don’t care but it’s pretty funny imo because i don’t know laugh at me please
>>42441266sports are gender segregated because misogyny, get fucking real. male supremacy is a myth
>>42441287convince us anon, we're simple minded should be straight forward
>>42441287yt peepoo believe this
>>42441287right wing politics is simply the attempt of feeble minds to maintain the illusion of control over a world that is chaotic, ugly and fundamentally indifferent to human idealsi have never seen an attempt to disprove this that did not read like pure cope
the fact that the b8 isn't believable or interesting is now part of the b8 more often than not. just flooding the zone to make the internet as boring and joyless as possible.
sexuality is really not a choice because if it were i doubt anyone would choose to be attracted to men
>>42441315what? that's not true at all, men are absolutely stronger on average than women. as a trans woman, you of all people should know the difference between male and female skeletons or muscle structue, and why that would make the former more physically powerful. male supremacy is a myth because stronger = superior is a fucking retarded thing to believe and women are better at just about everything else, not because men aren't actually the stronger sex
>>42441369fascism also founded on the intersection of essentialism, just world fallacy and anti individualismsuper fucked up place for a tranny to exist we'd be cooked
>>42441287
I need to get FUCKED
>>42441460
gonna watch a movie with a girl i like >_<
https://voca.ro/13CSf5Hq1CwQ
>>42441561gee whiz thanks tumblrmoder youre pretty cool too :)
>>42441539just watched ready or not, its pretty good
>>42441529oh you're just doing a bit... well now I feel bad, I believe these things sincerely :(
>>42441561that's a lie we all suck, but thank you anyway
>>42441600bit? not really I'm genuinely comparing you to a human trafficker manosphere influencer
>>42441589>>42441613https://voca.ro/14Oel2NeCpkE
>>42441624she says this and then claims I'm not allowed to call her bimbomoder... fucked up world
when someone posts a vocaroo but i can’t listen to anything at the moment, it makes me so sad
>>42441645U can call me whatever u want lol
>>42441660it's okay, she intended this message for me exclusively not for you
tfw no friends
she intended the message for me. it’s a coded message to kill john lennon, and i will follow her orders
>>42441691holy shit nona I just googled it and he's dead already?? you work fast!
https://voca.ro/15bQTjVbZrPd
https://voca.ro/1danDQ8jtInI
>>42441742how did you get those scars?
It genuinely makes me feel so awful that I got on HRT at 16 and it didn’t even matter because I had finished my skeletal puberty by that point. Literally went off for 6 years after 17 and nothing even changed about my face and bone structure like literally nothing cuz god decided to make my genetics absurdly masculine and make my puberty end early for some reason and it makes me so upset cuz I’ll see girls who transitioned at 19 or whatever and they’re so unbelievably pretty I just wanna cry cuz I could literally never have had that no matter what I do even if I transitioned at 12 I would have ended up 6 foot or smthn. It’s just so unfair it makes me wanna kill myself so bad and I think that’s what his wants for me anyway because literally why tf else would I have been given this body where I was 6’3 20inch bideltoid masc faced at 16. I literally can’t even be a twink because I’m so tall and masculine faced life is genuinely painful and I hope I die soon cuz I am scared to kill myself and ruin the lives of my family cuz I’m just trapped here apparently please god kill me
>>42441747what the wrist ones or the body ones
>>42441755gob doesnt want you to sui and neither do we jelly
>>42441747the Manvoice who Cracks lmao
>>42441747wowwie, i’ve got the dark knight on right now!
>>42441539what movie?
>>42441742https://voca.ro/1odkuKaxpjuo
>>42441790tumblrmoder you're the best but this is the voice passing version of that manmoder and boymoder image that's like "I bet you'd pass with bangs!"
>>42441790https://voca.ro/1267mv72qjZh
>>42441742you are full of hate and vitriol, even if your voice passed you would not pass the judgement of our Lord
>>42441839you are full of piss and shit
>>42441801shakeup I'm drunk it doesn't count
>>42441848aren't we all, nona, aren't we all...
you should be forced to take a test to be allowed vocaroo posting privileges
