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>>42472747leak his nudes
need silver fox hole
cooper x swedebœg
>>42472747silver bottoms
>gaygen OP>boomer newscasters from cable newsSo this is what its come to in 2026
>>42472781literally why
OMG!!!!!!!A TUMOR!!!!
Im too afraid to download grindr. Ive never had any sexual experiences, and any sexual discussions always make me feel deeply uncomfortable. But I also dont want to be a virgin anymore, so idk what to do
>>42472785my favourite kind
>>42472799xhe wanted a norvegian prince charming :3
>>42472811arsenic
>>42472811ask your dadare you hot?
hello, fellow gay manly men!i have a question! dudes, do you also get such unsightly skin folds? it looks like orange skin, what do you do when this happens?
I just, as in less than 2 minutes ago, shit my pants at work. I'm embarassed to tell anyone, but I also feel like I have to go home
>>42472821Is this slang for something? I dont get it lol>>42472830My dads not gay>are you hot?Id say my body is hot, but my face? hell no
>>42472869the life of a bottom
>>42472866>>42472869thorny come on man
>>42472866how do u have cellulite as a guy lmao
>>42472869best post in the threadif proofs, in several weeks>>42472883display it
>>42472799bc transbians are hecking valid
>>42472889ur a funny gworl, sally. ill kill u last>>42472891how indeed?!
mine is more or less gone since i stopped hrt
Holy shit my roommate charged me 1300 on christmas told me "its just because its christmas and things are expensive :)" and then charged me 1400 this month our rent agreement was i pay 600 a month... but its not in writing anywhere because im not on the lease...
Is 40s too late? You're looking at people who'd be in the nursing home soon.
>>42472923is...is mascbot fllowing me uwu?
>>42472923would be nice to put my penis in him
thorny responded to me omg
>>42472937I am charging you 1500 for telling me what I never asked.
>>42472901>display itSorry, I wont. I fear ill be foldered and mocked. Plus its kinda besides the point.
>>42472942nah what counts is now, if u stumble and kick the bucket tomorrow morning, ull be missing out
>>42472961>folderedbihonor!body only, how about nipples
>>42472937Beat him up and squat it
>>42472942too late for what?
>>42472982I think anon means hrt tbhon
>>42472869I shat myself at the gym the other day. I was in the middle of a squat and I just couldn't hold it in anymore. I had to sneak out of there and go change in the parking lot.
>>42472937How much is the total rent for the apartment?
just got out of the shower and i'm naked and my body is all warm and soft and yummy
https://voca.ro/11Qh82OaIW69
>me patiently waiting for my Delta pic
>>42472948that's you?
>>42473001ewww bipedo tranny
>>42473011yeah, sorry for the makeup
>>42473003I don't want to be that big :(
>>42473001I love showering with my bf, that's when he piss inside and on me
>>4247294240s is prime bro. They've got experience, know what they want and probably have a fat bank account.
>>42473019Nta but im jealous, I wish I could do makeup that well, I wish I could look like you so badly
>>42473030>know what they wantlol
>>42473030Too bad most 40 year old men dont look even remotely like that pic
>>42473031its ok, uggook, you can always fuck dogs
>>42473012Wtf no >:(>>42473028wow that's so intimate. do you drink it too?
No one tells gays that sex after 24 is just irony. By 26 you should have your retirement worked out, and by 30 you should have your will finished, and your life insurance and mortage half finished by 32. By 35 you are in your golden years, free to enjoy feeding pigeons, television game shows and bingo at the church. Forget about 40, you're gay and wont live that long.
>>42472999Thats irrelevant
>>42473059whats uggook mean
>>42473049Ikr that's like a 25 yo
>>42472982>>42473030Worse, looking for someone older when you're already 4X. I wasn't thinking when I typed that. They don't necessarily have to be a decade older. Problem solved.
>>42473072uggo gook, a slanteye, a nip, a jap*thrusts bayonet*BaNZAIIIIIIIII
>>42473028gross
>>42473069freshieeeeee! wbpost hole
>>42473086cooper is 43
>>42473048 You've never had a 40 yo daddy tell you exactly how he wants his hole wrecked? It's a real treat
>>42473065No, but I have licked it clean after he piss >>42473094You dont understand being in love
When I was a kid my mum took me to the zoo and she put lip gloss on an ostrich
>>42473023Why notttttttt
>>42473118I enjoyed this post more than any post I've read in weeks
>>42473117y'all nasty>>42473140I'd be too big to do stuff to you
>>42473159thx but you are just saying that
>>42473118they don't have lips...
>>42473111Exactly, Anderson Cooper will be incontinent soon.
>>42473140how could this even work without the little guy dying
>>42473178She put it on his beak...>>42473159Thanks I think about this memory a lot
>>42473162yes u can>>42473184Imagine
>>42473112no, but i had 40yo postmenopause pooners tell me about their shizoid piss larps, real treat doesnt even begin to describe that, its haloperidol all the way down
>>42472937$600 + $400 aids tax + $400 schizo taxseems reasonable actually
I wonder what movies would have got made if heath ledger was still around to star in them.
>>42472901it was like a weird clear fluid, no smell... IDK what the fuck happened, my stomache has even felt fine all day. I'm mortified.
>>42473220vile cape shit garbage
>>42473220A better third Nolan batman I'll tell you that
>>42473204not properly>>42473227t b h
>>42472747HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS SUCH A FUNNY HOLOCAUST JOKE
Stoppppp calling me pooner
>>42473117That's so sweet of you. you're such a good bf. do you like the taste?
>>42473221irritations can cause over production of natural lube
>>42473221wormpeeu need several cleansing crystals, agate and amethyst at the very least!
>>42473235yes delta just trust me and shove me into ur pantss
wonder what it would be like to get smothered by a tall muscular bottom
>>42473214I fucking hate that picture and idk why
>>42473255I'm neutral to it but it turns me on so much bro
>>42473281autism...u think its growing on u
>>42473260I want peen inside you though
>>42473291would penis him
>>42473325Its ok I'd make out with your giant peen
>>42472747
snuggling up inside deltys foreskin ....
>>42473318Can't tell if it's salt or ice.
>>42473381close your fucking receptacle, peasant
If you guys want to watch a dumb bitch protest ICEhttps://www.youtube.com/live/_20KtMfVPmY?si=uMmF0_-9GVAe_n5MShe is aggressive and retarded
>>42473394cant tell if retarded or serious... or jokewhere would u get salt like that
>>42473387Hugging Delta's peen like a body pillow
>>42473381bf looks hot, giving slavic count who impales his enemies vibe
>>42473422>>42473387Being incubated under deltas balls like an egg
>>42473442Struggling to breathe under Delta's hairy unwashed taint
Anyone else here going to watch Charli xcx’s The Moment?
>>42473387>>42473422>>42473442>>42473450I am not some filthy creature tyvm
>>42473030I usually find older men hot (I assume the attractive ones) but when I got on Grindr I had to go reject everyone who was not below 25 (I am 18) because most of the times they were gross and I couldn't imagine fucking with someone that old, it feels wrong.How can I fix this?
>>42473474id rather kill myself...
>>42473475Post the gif version where your erection shows up giant!Delta-kun
>>42473483whats there to fix, retarded child?
>>42473488imagine the cute brat zoomer gay boys, thorny
>>42473495How can I gain the ability to gain to want sex with older men? Guys my age don't want to have sex with me upon seeing my face
>>42473507Trip on rexie
>>42473490wut?
>>42473520lmao
>>42473501u mean skinnyfat flamers?... i dunno...>>42473507just how ugly are u...u dont want boomers fucking u, its cringe no cap frfrcontinue looking, im almsot 40 and a fit bottom
What about this delta huh? Do you deny this is you?
>>42473549Your body doesn't make up for your shit personality and face lol
>>42473557that why i dont talk beyond yesmaster and gulpgulpgulhmhmhmhm!
>>42473551still too big
>>42473418popper party
Would i looks better if I just shaved my head
>>42473570You underestimate my bottoming powers
>>42473577the butchest of stones xD>>42473572young fat kid got eliminated kekor lost weight and grew frame after frame
>>42473577you literally have the exact hairstyle as the fags in the stonetoss comics
>>42473569Pooner!!!!
they should make a gay tintin movie
>>42473607Wut no I dont
>>42473614all tintin movies are gay
>>42473599I fear them
>>42473626I'm talking full frontal sex scenes with captain haddock
>>42473664oh you mean tintin porn
>>42473520I am not Rexie. Isn't xe a native english speaker? I am clearely ESL...>>42473549>just how ugly are u...Not much, but I have a bad retrognathia (recessed chin) and the rest of my features are average...>>42473577Yes, do it, we you will get lots of (You)s
https://youtu.be/D_ct02XgJk4stopped burnin' people, started burnin' cd's.
>>42473572Surprised Grok was allowed to make this. But the body type variation is actually pretty realistic
indecipherable double squeak >.<'
i've been losing weight
>>42473687>retrognathiahow bad? i think some 25yo are already over the vanity threshold u def will find 35yo who are decent looking and will pumpanddump unot that I'm suggest that, u should try like semi real relationships first and not the sovl destroying meatmarket ladders...
>>42473776this makes me want to starve and exercise gratuitously
>>42473776do you take ritalin every day on a schedule?post your weekly pill box orgaanizer
2222bye dicksuckers
>>42473776The facelmao
i can't stand when fat people will tell other fat people they aren't fat because by comparison, they're fatter. like no sweety, we're both fat. just because my twenty pounds is easier to get rid of than your fourty doesn't mean either of us are in shape.
please excuse if I come across rude that's just meand that's how a player's got to be
>>42473682with plot, yes
Pick your gymnastics BF
>>42473860second to last
>>42473860they're all ugly af and have british face
>>42473776this bodytype needs a thread on /fit/
compulsory euthanasia for gd pls
>>42473779>How bad?Worse than that. It is like picrel but with less fat>u should try like semi real relationshipsHard to get...>>424738605th from the left
My feet are always cold
>>42473776Is this AI/Gemini? What's up with the weird dotted pattern around the torso/stomach?
>>42473882you dont need to repeat yourself
>>42473942gemini won't put anyone in something that skimpy, might be grok or another ai
>>42473893retard fat? it's like, too fat to be skinny fat, but not fat enough to just BE fat
geoff... i trusted you...
this was him in October 2021
>>42473776Also, another thing I noticed, the pubes are weird-looking, they are too flat/textureless
>>42473776This is a doctored image with ai
hope they do rextroon next so xe learns something abt the world
>>42474075tradies must be drowning in bussy
I would never wears a pink thong... though I am really that fat as shown here >>42474138
shiza is the high guard of gaygen
>>42474143BASED
>>42474149that could have been you
>>42472866Please never get on all fours. Stick with being a full total top. Way too many unsightly bottoms out there expecting charity. Lose weight.
>>42474173wish it had been
>>42474176he is talking to you, cesary!!! :>
>>42474143dont be mean now
>>42474199it could still be if you went outside
This is what I really looks like with my shirt off
>>42474229you really got that pooners swagger now
Be honest would you
>>42473572Why did my brain know this was AI before I saw the filename? Hmm.
>>42474246Yes. I would go raw, be my giftgiver please
>>42474229>>42474246if you lifted you could end up a twunk maybe but the twink days are over, you look like you'd put on muscle quite easily
If you people don't start behaving I am going to start acting out.
>>42474210but im not wrong
>>42474281whatcha gonna do bitch?
>>42474284you think xhe should be stabbed??
I cant work out because I feel like such a fat tubby guy when I try and exercise
>>42474319you can't work out because you are on many meds and severly depressed
>>42474297no it was just a device
>>42474338Do you think I should stop taking them?
so is this still the same gd or some AI schizo took his place?
>>42474379I am the real one
I want to pee in your ass. Do you consent?
>>42474297stabbed repeatedly in the butt with my penis yes. it's the only way he'll learn to not be libtarded
>>42474369no, its not like getting full schizo delusions will make you eat less and give motivation to do sports...you have to kinda sorta decide where you want your life to go, and what steps you need to take to be in the place mentally and physically, i dont know how to get the motivation for that when you dont even have parents... egoistic motivation without narcissism is very hard...
>>42474426Only of you promise not to give me any STDs...
>>42474440AITA for impersonating a very mentally unwell schizphrenic?
>>42474442I will keep your hole safe my hero.
Im schizophrenic and I have adhd autism and hiv... and hemochromatosis and I have anxiety and probably depression and im fat... is it over for me?
>>42474515just walk it off gd
>>42474507Then you can. You will never have to use a toilet again anon-sama
When I was a kid it was like I could do anything before I was schizophrenic and then now its like I can do nothing or the paranoid delusions will start or ill start hearing voices and seeing things that are scary and im fat
>>42474470no the universe doesnt care and the evil deeds live inside Your heart, you dont win anything by executing them, quite the opposite
>>42474525I cant walk its too cold outside...
kanye was never good, not even before the nazi stuff
For some reason, a lot of times I look in here and feel like I should be throwing bread crumbs at the lot of you
I wish I had my fat brain/personality with my old skinny body
>>42474579gimme a croissant bitch
Everyone looks at me now smiles and says "you look healthy :)" before when I was skinny they had nothing but criticism to give me and would sabotage my life why do people do this i dont look healthy i look like a beluga whale
my mind keeps wandering to a cute guy I like irl but I am too cowardly to even befriend him.It is kind of funny. I feel so intimidated around him. I can act all confident and fine in a social setting and then he joins the convo and i'm horrified to even look in his general direction. If I keep being like this, someone is gonna notice I have a crush
>>42474636Kill him.
>>42474636I don't know any tip but I wish you luck discovering how to talk to him
>>42474680lol fattie
>>42474690>man with visible abs>"lol fattie"sis??????
>>42474719you's so easy it feels like free lunch
Is it OK if the bottom is retarded?
>>42474759>if
>>42474759It is often preferred sis.
>>42474636That's what falling in love is like sis. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>42474822I'm not retarded, was asking hypothetically
thought it was gonna be leo dicaprio in what's eating gilbert grape>would you
Do I rlly have poon swag
*nuzzles you*
>>42474719it was a prank, you know?
I miss when shiza was good
>>42474913get away from me faggit
>>42474928I liked her drunken vocaroos. It was my first impression
>>42472747His haircut has always given gay hair fetishist vibes.
>>42474959Put yer pants on mister
>>42474928i wasnt ever good lel>>42474959ooh la la
>>42474965I would be so scared if my hair was pulled into braids
>>42474974I liked it when you drunkenly called trans people the n-word and unironically defended lenin as a gay friendly dictator, it was funny, nowadays you just post metin 2 screenshots :/
>>42474981Is this how Marilyn Monroe felt? Felt? FELT?
>>42474974>>424749732412 sleepearlies attempt in months... go baby go
Am I cute be honest
>>42474991sowwy
>>42475013u welllol
>>42474959pretty similar desu
>>42474959it looks sick
Cortified stink. Seven days a wink.
>>42475006W-what>>42474991The estrogen gave her bpd aura
>>42475013No. Stop shaving your beard.
daddy erections
>>42475051But everyone says i looks better with my face shaved... I even go to hook up with someone with a beard and he told me shave that shit and made me shave in his bathroom... I think it makes me look like a weird fat baby but apparently men prefer that :/
Alright I'll just admit it. I like croissants. A lot, actually. I mean, a lot.
Be honest wwyd if you saw someone with hair like this
>>42475115Old bald fat and walled
>>42475161
>>42475174Benito Mussolini
What if I did a really tight high ponytail
gay ducks
>>42475257gay tasselhoff
>>42475257Built for bbc
>>42475279what beauties. I love ducks
forcing myself to go out and get groceries despite the snow and ice cuz im starvingthe grocery store is only a few blocks away but my ankle is broken, wish me luck>>42475257that's what I have it takes forever to grow out properly like actually 10 years
>>42475396omg ffs stop and get it delivered!
>>42475257
>>42475396gl anon
>>42475427Can you make one with me dancing with two buff black men in the background
>>42475500as a female or male?
>>42475554Either or
Okay im waiting to be dancing with two black men we're dancing to lizzo
What if I fat maxxed
what do you guys think of this comment I made about the creator of chatgpt who is gay and has a kid>>>/pol/527143658
>>42475500it wouldn't make it more sexual
>>42475731I think your a neonazi for posting on /pol/ and should probably go to jail
>>42475738I wanted to be fat retard not sexy I wanted to be fat dancing with two black men how are they going to want to fuck me if im not a fat white bitch
>>42475731I don't care, I just want to see him hanged.
>>42475738This is gottmik.
Way to ruin my fantasy...
why are you guys like this? who raised you?
>>42475783chatgpt
>>42475783internet
>>42475755like this?
>>42475783wolves
>>42475716What's that weird pimple you have on your chest
>>42475801No i need to be dancing erotically but thats a good size though
>>42475817Its a scar I got burned by my friend with a lighter
>>42475821OH MAI GAWD PERFACT YAY
>>42475844
>>42475860Yaaaaay
Nargacouga
>>42475860Can you make us all get into a sticky situation
kinda starting to think mr pancakes is a psyop to empty gaygen and to give a bad impression to potential newcomers
>>42475951it worked when does this psyop end?
>>42475951he's been here waaay too long for that unfortunately
"feed the wolf"
breed the wolf >.<
I seriously think that my critics dont know but they would seriously suffer if I wasnt here from LACK OF POSTS
I got groceries! I nearly wiped out on an iced-over manhole cover.
Im so fucking scared of bunnicula
>>42476241ice is terrorizing manholes now?!
>>42475783Internet but I turned out alright
>>42476330I want ICE to terrorize my manhole, iykwim
>>42476330they weren't out of tendies or eggs!in fact they had a ton of eggs, I think everyone who wanted eggs got eggsthey were mostly out of frozen pizza and ketchup and frozen fries
I'm a traditional gay
>>42476404Have you ever eaten a six cheese pizza just for the farts?
>>42472923rape material
topology is hard
>>42476691>>42476691>>42476691
>>42476699Couldn't you just made a normal thread? It is going to get deleted because of the no racism outside of /b/ rule