qott: do you do anything to try and improve your luck? is there anything you avoid because it brings bad luck? do you have any other superstitions?prev: >>42478686
can someone order me a pizza
>>42481557yea sure what you want on it
Some of you are so pathetic it genuinely disgusts me
>>42481460its very related though>>42481484gn friend>>42481557only if its a margherita one
>>42481575>its very related thoughNope! No it isn't, not at all. Nice try though.
>>42481563mushrooms :D>>42481575i like those too but i miss new york pizza
it must be funny being a chaser or like a cis male in tranny spaces because all the other males literally do what ever they can to be more appealing to men. fuck i hate finding failed male shit hot.
you'll have to stop the world just to stop the feeling!
>>42481591j-just mushrooms??
>>42481550I locked in harder than anyone's ever locked in before the past couple yearsBut it didn't change my nature and it's starting to all get a little fucky and I'm back to lazyThe fucked up thing about trying is you have to never stop trying or it doesn't matter
Spaghetti time!
>>42481599What?
Going 2 the grocery store, lemme know if you need anything
>>42481599>fuck i hate finding failed male shit hot.Why hate it? It’s extremely hot
i like a pizza with mushies, black olives, pepperssometimes pepperoni too if i feel like going crazy
i dont wanan figure stuff out lowkeyly snd thinking is kinda overrated im like 670 iq anyway i dont need this
>>42481635more like 6.7 iq
Dang I really am irritable, almost all of these posts are pissing me off. I gotta relax
>>42481628Pepperonis are a minimum basic requirement on pizza
>>42481624because its embarrassing! im not supposed to want that.
Perceiving trans women as "failed men" and getting turned on by that means you are a disgustingly violent homosexual with an overcompetitive toxic transmisogynistic mentality. Your thoughts are violence and you should be euthanized for having them. Everything about you is a form of inherent violence and you are evil.
>>42481642so i iq pass is whatcha saying.. w…
>>42481628i like hawaiian best but im worried thats like so stereotypical and obvious. like it seems like im just trying to be contrarian
>>42481614am i supposed to have more on it
i’m a failed male on estrogen please bully me about it
Has anybody seen Rick?
>>42481646mm they rly are a classic, sometimes i don't feel like adding meat tho>>42481653noooo hawaiian is rly good def one of my favs so i understand
>>42481650It’s cute that you’re embarrassed >>42481651With just a slightly different life, you could have easily been one of those ultra right wing transphobes
>>42481651Trying too hard, little more subtlety next time. Cut the last sentence
>>42481661i see some cute puppa paws!
>>42481544even tho i know it’s stupid i do kinda believe in the idea of karma to a degree, i consider myself to be relatively lucky with things usually working out in my favor and i like to attribute that at least in part to doing good stuff in life and being kind. it’s also a little bit of a comforting cope sometimes, i might tell myself that consequences will come around in time if someone does me dirty and it makes me not as mad about stuff that happens
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
>>42481660I love you and all but sometimes I wish you were stronger, it would be helpful in a lot of situations around the house
>>42481660Shut the fuck up.
i like pineapple, jalepeno, bacon, pepperoni
>>42481661Nils still hasn't recognized me as his student. I'm perpetually upset and my day is ruined. I'm going walking with my cousin soon so that'll be crunk.
>>42481544No I don't think that would do anything, luck is luck. I think
is Nils perceived to be the model chaser of chasergen by trannies? he seems well regarded by everyone
>>42481674I mean everything I said. Chasers are homosexual evil scum who ought to be culled.>>42481660You are a disappointment.
>>42481692Nils is the only chaser I like.
>>42481682Mmmmmm good taste>>42481692He's just a dude we don't have to deify him. He's pleasant generally
>>42481651I'm attracted to crossdressers as failed men and trans women as women, it's pretty based actually
i want to die
>>42481696what can I do to make you like me?
>>42481692he’s just a really cool guy.steve is cool too.i also like n7 a lot.
>>42481692yeah, unironically, he's dating the hottest and most HSTS tranner in the thread, sobe. I trolled awhile back but she didn't find it funny so I backed off.Seriously though, Nils just radiates coolness. I'm an old ugly bald loser but I'm hoping some of his glory rubs off on me (in a completely non-sexual way)
>>42481692just a normal guy who isn't a creep or a dick to people
>>42481695That just makes this even more boring then. How dissappointing.
>>42481692he was mean to me once so i don't really care for him>>42481708i thought n7 was a tranner
>>42481692>be nice >don't be insane>have muscles>be good at flirting there are a handful of guys like that here and im sure some more who dont post themselves much
>>42481699It's problematic to be attracted to both trans women and either crossdressers or femboys. You are problematic. Please leave my thread right now.>>42481715Somebody has to stand up against the evil of the predatorial violent chasers.
>>42481718n7 is a handsome asian dude
>>42481718nah n7 is a choid
>>42481709I don't think telling someone you're going to rape them is "trolling".
>>42481657i dont know. ims orry
>>42481718>thought n7 was a trannerWould be cool, very interesting personWould be happy to have them as a bro too
5 inch chode aka big bicep aka scarred hairy chest aka cumming vocaroos
>>42481726Yeah this bit sucks. No more Yous
>>42481723cyger and bgmd are better than nils in that regard imo because nils is a little chuddy sometimes
is he real dating sobe or edating
sonia is the model chaser of cg anyway
>>42481739cyger is so fucking hot
>>42481734who are you?>>42481740they visited at least once
>>42481727I always thought N7 was a chick, what the fuck?>>42481730if you think I was being unironic, you're actually retarded.
>>42481740they met up irl in nils country and presumably fugged
>>42481747You definitely get the most bussy here, true
>>42481692he's good but not for the reasons other people have mentionedbut because he introduces tranners to his friends and family>>42481740she flew from alaska to sweden to meet him so obviously real dating
can i get a lil t4t with it or is that not allowed?
>>42481667it's not cute at all>>42481650idk it seems more embarassing to be conflicted in your desires, but that's just imo
>>42481761only st4t
>>42481755whenever i lez out i have that tortured poet thing going on where im drowning in hole and miserable about it its very marketable
I was out all day struggling in the woods in waist deep snow to ride some sweet fresh pow and now I feel sick. I know they say being cold doesnt make you sick and bacteria does but I think thats bs. I only seem to get sick after spending a lot of time out in the cold.Anyone want to be a caring tranny gf and make me some soup
>>42481752>i was just joking for funniesNo you were trying to upset a young woman on purpose. You're a bad person Rick.
>>42481749cyger is a fucking dreamboathandsome facegood hair at long and short (Very rare)good musclesfunny guynice to womenamazing music tastesI miss when he and I used to talk about music in Pichus server before I left
should I jerk off before heading to work
>>42481761yeah, the rebranding to straight tranner gen was boycotted so the gender of the chaser and chasee don't matter here
>>42481777i've never heard of him
>>42481761There's other threads for that.
>>42481786nta but he's anon on the board, cyger is his discord name
>>42481777he’s also a musician himselfhe’s so fucking dreamythat aussie tranny he’s pining for is a lucky lady
>>42481692>not old>not ugly>has friends>not ashamed to be seen in public with trannies>actually dates trannies instead of just pumping and dumping
>>42481764It’s very cute
>>42481777>>42481792Hi Cyger
i wish i was a seal
>>42481792that woman is for the streets tho
>>42481801hi marie
>>42481789i want to chase trannies tho
>>42481808henloif i was a seal it wouldn't matter that i have some whiskers on my face...
>>42481766St4t can't happen here because chasers are threatened by trans men and screech about them being just women and actually lesbians constantly>>42481792the day he uploaded his cover of a song for me was the day I fell in love with him>>42481798jelaous chaser seethe lol
>>42481794I fit all of these. I like when trannies get excited that I'm cool with taking them out to dinner and they act surprised.
>>42481814>St4t can't happen here because chasers are threatened by trans men and screech about them being just women and actually lesbians constantlythis is true though
>>42481773dude, I was actually trolling. After some reflection, I saw that what I said just wasn't even funny. I was trying to instill some shock jock humor but it really just sounded retarded. I also found out that sobe REALLY did not find it funny so I backed off completely. I apologized, what more do you want from me?>inb4 you wish something terrible happens to me>>42481777cyger, why do you keep telling me I scare the hoes? I'm NOT SCARY >:T
>it's a "random ass chasers are getting gassed up by their discord server" episode I'll come back later when the good posters wake up
>>42481813
>>42481777truth cyger is one of the three husband material chasers here
who's cyger
>>42481836im awake hi
>>42481830You should think before being retarded for once. You never seem to learn anything at all despite all your self-pitying bullshit.
>>42481836i wonder what rick is doing rn
>>42481841he's just a cool guy. plays in a band. seems really genuine and nice. i hope he finds a nice girl
>>42481841notorious samefag
>>42481815>I fit all of thesethen you're a raritylike 5% of chasers at best
goodbye
>>42481867just got kicked from Nils server, lol. I definitely expected that.
>>42481801They do seem to have fun
>>42481836>The chasers who are willing to wear a name to become known and be decent to get affection are getting attention>This upsets me because I can't be decent and refuse to wear a name to escape accountability>I know, I'll imply the compliments that the girls are giving him are illegitimate
I would prefer if discord people stuck to discord. There shouldn't be overlap and we shouldn't have to hear about it.
>>42481891yeah it makes me get mad fomo
>>42481875tbf though to actually go out of my way to introduce her to friends I'd have to feel we were a good fit and she'd have to show she was pretty open to committing to me and that we want the same things and stuffI'm like this with cis women too but I might be a bit more towards that with a tranny just bc as of now none of my friends know I like them so I'd only cross that Rubicon if she seemed like shed be worth it
>>42481875Yeah the ones with those just go for cis women
>>42481891i don't use discord but i disagree with that
Why do I still come here if I'm married? I don't intend to cheat on my husband. I know he uses 4chan still too. He primarily uses /k/ and /g/ these days. /chasergen/ and /tv/ are all I use anymore though.
there are no 'good chasers' or 'wife worthy tranners' posting in /cg/this is the new old stock store of trannies and choids. no one of value wanted any of us so now we rot on the shelves here with all of our flaws and instabilities
>>42481884youre saying this as anon yourself though. are you implying chasers cant be well intentioned members of this community if they dont trip?most trannies and chasers alike anon post
>>42481879oh, you're doing this now, these horrorslop picrels are giving serial killer vibes, i didn't even know nils had an entire server>>42481891i don't even know what the discord is
>>42481891The worst is when they bring their nonsense discord drama into here
i wouldn't want my choid to have friends
>>42481884not that deep diddyblud
>>42481906im high value actually. i just broke up with my second choid from here
>>42481907I don't have a tripcode I anon post here and use discord too
>>42481912Why?
Where's Pichu?
>>42481908I just like horror in general. love sharing it. yeah, Nils has a server I guess, I wanted to see what they were saying about me in there. Obviously it's not good, mostly just calling me a schizo and insane. I think I'll just go anon for awhile and hope people forget who I am. I tried being a better person but nobody seems to care that I want to change.
>>42481896you can join, we are nice & fun. i'm thinking of doing a movie tonight
Chasers do the crabs-in-a-pot thing worse than any tranner ever did itThe moment any chaser gets good attention or builds a good reputation with the girls the other chasers start seething and try to drag him downA bunch of impotent clowns desu
went to the store but i couldnt get cheese woe is stu>>42481731you should be more sorry
>>42481906I don’t mind flaws too much, everyone has them
>>42481906I’m wife worthy :( and there’s great men here just not a lot of them
>>42481928holed up in her bunker server with bronya, poopanon and the other weirdos
>>42481932really? i need new friends
>>42481933Any time I've posted in a way identifiable to me chasers have been cool and positive to me.
>>42481931>I think I'll just go anon for awhile and hope people forget who I amgod yes please do this
Chasers, what would you do for your tranner gf if she got sick? t. sick tranner. Have a cold, sniffles and such
>>42481898why don't your friends know you like trans women? what do you even talk about, i know they talk about women, do you just stay quiet? you do know if they don't hear about trans women from you they're hearing about them from matt walsh or jk rowling basically?
>>42481946ya! https://discord.gg/5VDuENGTgB
>>42481944I wanna see if she got a ticket for the auto show yet?
>>42481931You've been doing this for over a year and no change has happened
>>42481933It’s easy to get jealous here, weirdly enoughWhen I feel that way I stop posting for a little while
I would never devalue myself by joining what is essentially a server of people trying to e-date eachother and the idea that there's some kind of moral superiority to attaching your identity to the "yearn posting but no one actually wants to commit" thread is comical. This is a thread of emotionally stunted men who can't get cis women, and trans women going through a late equivalency of their high school years because they reset their social timeline by transitioning.
>>42481937except for me
>>42481931i care, for real
>>42481968it's a server for watching movies with friends
>>42481959it's the year of the horse though
>>42481956Tuck her in with plenty of blanketsBring her chicken noodle soup with ginger ale and saltine crackers Keep track of when she should take medicine and bring it to herKiss her on the forehead and tell her I love her
>>42481980is it really. i have to tell my mom about this she'll be excited
>>42481958>why don't your friends know you like trans women? what do you even talk about, i know they talk about women, do you just stay quiet?The vast majority of my sexual and dating experience has been with cis women. even when I do tell a story or something about a trans girl I was hanging out with I just dont mention shes trans>you do know if they don't hear about trans women from you they're hearing about them from matt walsh or jk rowling basically?I'm really not friends with people who fall for daily wire goyslop stuff
>>42481980im drowning in art of cute boys with medial rings its fujo heaven
>>42481965I honestly think getting kicked from Nils server was a defining moment. I really wanted to be his friend but he hates me... Rightfully so, I said some insane stuff I can't take back. and Nils is the chillest guy. I'm completely going anon.>>42481931you dont care if I post here as long as I'm anon?
I would never devalue myself by using an electron app
>>42481970Holy shit you’re perfect!
If my choid got sick I would kick him out of the house and let him fend for himself. I don't need no dead weight around here.
>>42481998this is the only based and correct take on discord. i wish i had the self respect you do
>>42481997>>42481952meant for this
im ugly but im not old or poor and i have a lot of friends but im also not rlly interested in all the high stress arguing ppl do from places like here... i just want to enjoy my life i don't like conflict
>>42481992what's a medial ring
if my choid got sex i would pressure him into having sex so i could enjoy that higher internal body temp
>>42482015dont worry about it kitten
>>42481932except you kicked me from the server when Im trying to change, how nice and fun is that?
>>42481998genuinely why do they all have the same dogshit uiyknow what? FUCK buttons! i wanna have to guess where every single UI element is, because they all just look like fucking TEXT
>>42482019:(
blorhg
>>42481544I always check the oven before turning it on.Anyways. I need help. I need to recondition my sexuality. And to remove unwanted fetishes. Im trying to like dudes but I struggle to feel attraction to them like I do with women. Any tips would be great.
>>42481944She's in the new server?
>>42482020maybe you shouldn't have posted about raping the owner's gf a bunch of times
>>42482001based dawgy being based again
>>42482027oh im sorry i wanted to protect your purity. essentially an equine penis is defined by two key traits. only an amateur thinks the appeal of horse cock is the size. the most immediately noticeable is the flared tip, which gives the overall package an approximately cylindrical shape. however more subtle but appreciated by true professionals is the medial ring, providing a similar function to a knot. around halfway down the penis, there's a raised "ring" around the girth to lock the payload in place.
>>42482020not even buggy would touch you man
>>42482035doesnt exist. sorry
>>42482040to be fair, that wasn't me. that was an impersonator
>>42482031blargg
>>42482037no. different server
sonia would 100% use her body to get a horse off
i've overwatered my plants and now the root rot is coming and there's nothing i can do about it. fungicides didn't work last time
>>42481959i just realized this is the nils server, i thought there was a chasergen discord
>>42482059im not really a farm girl like i dont really see myself in a situation where its particularly important to my ongoing wellbeing that a horse ejaculates. you know what i mean
should i kms or go to the store?
If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?
ngl it would be pretty cool to see a horse cum irl
>>42482072The store probably
>>42482072toss a coin
He's just trying to get off the horse, man.
tfw no tranny gf who’s jrhnbr
im gonna get takeout tn what should i get no wrong answers
is it possible to befriend choids
true hsts have the instinct to care for their sick chaser
>>42482086now what
>>42482098swallow it
>>42482066there's several, this one is nils's chasergen discord
>workdone>bedalso done>showertaken>shakebeing drunk>chasingstarting Where is she? Where is the seal?
>>42482095Yeah, but they’ll probably catch feelings for you if you’re a troon.
>>42481544>qott: do you do anything to try and improve your luck? is there anything you avoid because it brings bad luck? do you have any other superstitionsno
>>42482101i don't know where it landed
My instinct tells me I need to kick my gay baby husband back to the streets where he belongs. Bootstraps and all that.
honestly, would like some advice. Rick is cemented as a chasergen lolcow, do you seriously think if I left for 6 months and abandoned the Rick name, people would move on or does this board not forgive or forget.. heh anonymous.People still remember frogposter and snake, others still remember trips they did like like ava and the OG linetrapI've debated just not returning to this thread and taking the L
>>42481968>This is a thread of emotionally stunted men who can't get cis women, and trans women going through a late equivalency of their high school years because they reset their social timeline by transitioningthere's chasers who are going through high school too because they missed out on socializing when they were young and are now in their 30s and engaging in discord gossip <3
>>42482114you could invest in a metal detector. but i guess you would need the coin for that. do you have another coin you can tooss
>>42482095its totally posible for a choid and a troid to be just friends with no sexual interest between them!!!
>>42482092what does this mean
>>42482111they wont im ugly i just want friends
>>42482108:0
>>42482121yeah
im puffy from jewish chemicals from my goyslop breakfastor im just a fatass
>>42482120im the patron goddess of these chasers. i know everything there is to know about anyone. come pay tribute and be rewarded in kind
>>42482130ok dont toss it we need it to buy a metal detector to find the first coin
>>42482136>come pay tribute post tits catbox and I'll pay tribute alright
>>42482117leaving for a while and then explaining the things you did to know you wouldnt act the way youve acted again could workbut no way people forget
>>42482128Hello :D suomi perkele How are you?
>>42482139don't be mad
>>42482150fuck. well at least now the metal detector will be a better investment
>>42482143i dont know how to take good tit pics... i need to theorycraft
>>42482048that sucks. Ive started watching gay porn of two dudes sex and nothing is happening yet. I know we say your born with your sexuality but rn im trying to bruteforce men into being mentally stimulating. Everything depends on this. else its all over.
imagine if centaurs were real though
>>42481968i joined the server to play wordle with strangers and watch random movies with a bunch of people yapping over it it is not that complicated
>>42482134need to go on a keto diet
>>42482104interesting, it feels like i've stumbled upon a friend group
>>42482158oh my god why didnt you say. if id known it was about boy on boy that changes everything. ok so basically what you want to do is associate a stimulus with a response the same way you do when you're teaching a dog a trick. that's the principle behind babecock you associate the stimulus of a beautiful penis with a cute girl right. now if you associate it with negative stimuli that's a big no-no that's conversion therapy. but if you associate the thing you want to be into with a positive stimulus like maybe a nice bite of steak or a hit of meth you'll be stronger little by little
>>42482168im real! half pony half pony
>>42482149suomi mainittu ^_^im ok! trying to figure out why lightdm is crashing Dxit says>CRITICAL: session_real_start: assertion 'priv->pid == 0' failedhow are u :D how is ur shake...
>>42482158self inserting as the twink always worked for me
>>42482134I would be so thrilled to have a gf this pretty
I actually can date cis women but I repressed liking trannies all through my 20s. So now I'm early 30's chasing so I can make up for lost time and I did fall in love with the first tranny I dated so it confirms that I must continue pursuing this.
>>42482178most of us just met in the past few weeks! we don't know eachother that well. you're not intruding on anything or anything like that. watch a movie with us it's fun
Morning anonsHow does one find a job in this economy?? Been applying and going to interviews for two months and no results.
>>42481968it's just a normal server
>>42482157you always avoid committing how can anyone take you serious
>>42482192oh i forgot, it's still january, so it's the first month of the server
>>42482186oh... but I wanted to be on top. Im looking at these videos and it looks like bottoming hurts. The guys practically pulling the guys butthole out with his penis. I heard theres micro tears and stuff. God thats scary
>>42482177i cant, im gonna do the great lent, ill be fasting and will only be able to eat fruits, veggies, grains and bread twice a day until easter. some days oil and fish tho!
>>42482193Did you try things like amazon, fast food, retailers
>>42482168
I dont get why some men get freaked out about the tranny question. If you're into women and they look like women what's the big deal?
>>42482198im shy...
>>42481968>stunted men who can't get cis womenyeah cis women are really difficult to get bro, i could never get one
>>42482200> it looks like bottoming hurtspussy
>>42482148I don't think people would forgive me after how I acted. I was talking to my local ai model with advanced reasoning about this, it pretty much said 4chan users are really good at detecting pattern recognition. I would almost instantly be recognized, it suggested after a year of posting unhinged shit, it's best to just cut my losses and leave.I did learn some valuable lessons here though. Sorry I caused so much chaos and sorry I scared the hoes here.Don't let me come back to this this thread, it needs to be dead to me.My only regret is not being forgiven by Nils but that will never happen.it really hit home when I realized not even buggy would glance at me.If you recognize me on other boards, please don't reference me, I ask this as a peace offering for leaving this this thread forever. Goodbye
Favorite video games?
>>42482214you have posted naked videos of yourself on /b/ you are not shy
>>42482127that doesn’t matter
>>42482200it only hurts a little at the start. and its safe if you do it properly!
cis women is like a step down from me cause they an foid
>>42482224first of all i have never posted myself on /b/ that's all courtesy of my fans
>>42482226it hurts the whole time if their dick is really big
>>42482211A lifetime of social programming that gay = bad, a joke, wrong, combined with a lifetime of programming that gender = genitals
>>42482236this is why you should date me (I'm fat and have a 4 inch woober)
>>42482225i refuse to believe chasers would catch feelings for an ugly moidish troon like me
>>42482219see u in 2 hours
>>42482221SS13.
>>42482241you're fat you said. what's good. you ever do it with a girl who doesn't douche
>>42482219idk why you're obsessed with nils, i really thought you were a normal guy until you started leaking details about your past e-relationship and making things up
Please come back, Rick. I miss you already.
>>42482193Do you go to interviews dressed in boys clothes?
>>42482236sometimes there's just a biological mismatch yea. sucks. but there's ways to make things work you shouldnt do anything that isnt fun
>>42482183>CRITICAL: session_real_start: assertion 'priv->pid == 0' failedHave you tried closing and opening it again? I wish i could help you but that's not my main strength, i'm sure you will figure it out eventuallyShake is kinda shit because i didn't have honey, but it's drinkable. Solid 6/10
>>42482246>i really thought you were a normal guylmao
>>42482245I don't want poop on my dinger...
>>42482221me and you
Only way I could see myself topping a man is if they are a trans man desu :/ Though maybe that'll change. There was a point where someone in my group chat kept spamming feet stuff and made me lowkey find it looked pretty nice.
>>42482246before nils he was obsessed with steve. maybe now he's going to switch to N7
>>42482252>but there's ways to make things work you shouldntwait how... sex with my bf always hurts so we're trying to figure out how to make it not. currently we can only do missionary cause otherwise he hits my rectosigmoid junction which hurts
>>42482263>only time I could top a man is if they arent a man
>>42482259thats what they all say...
>>42482270i mean there's loads of fun you can have without any penetration at all! but yea if you identify where the problem is arising and figure out a position that mitigates it that helps a lot. there's also just a process of training to help make it easier but there's mixed opinions on that stuff. i hope you figure out something that works for you!
Would a tranny like to listen to old Big L radio freestyles with her chaser bf
>>42482253mm i love honey i like to make earl grey tea and put milk and honey in it for a special treat ^^yea the funny thing is im only getting this issue when i wake my computer from sleep, and restarting solves it at least until the next time i try to log back in after the computer was asleep
>>42482243I'm back, lol just to reference this post>>42482246I really like Nils as an honorable chaser. I really regret all the shit I said about him, I was just coping and seething for being a retarded lolcow by comparison but I realized he's just a genuinely good guy. that was fucked up (I learned my lesson and I WONT mention her name) but she's very sensitive and has BPD, I really messed up there>>42482248I don't mean to question your character dawgy but anons tell me you only say this because you hate this thread and want to cause chaos by dragging me into it. 99% of anons hate me here and I really do think it's best if I leave.Believe it or not, I do have a heart and it kinda hurts knowing I'm like the Grinch here that nobody likes. I mean, it's all my fault for sure but it hurts, I tried apologizing but it really is no use, people don't care that I'm trying to change. Even faust knows who I am now and he's a big deal. I can't ever be forgiven so I'm trying to find another forum to go to and post, learning lessons I learned here
>>42482286hmm ok thankyou
>>42482278Are you foul or something? You just make a poopy mess whenever someone fucks you? Jesus Christ.
>>42482288yeah
>>42482300what you want me to compromise my intestinal lining for some moid? grow up
>>42482269N7 is actually a cool guy, collects switch games and knows a lot about RPG's. there's seriously nothing wrong with talking to him about video games.
>>42482295i would probably have more useful insight if i wasnt a femcel. sorry LMAO im sure there's someone useful out there
>>42482244i LOVE ss13, used to play on a russian SCP server, its so fun
n7 is so handsome
I'd let bronya paint me any day of the week and send her home with Taco Bell moneyI'd never touch rach's sissy crossdresser ass even if it was the last bussyhole on the planet
>>42482309I learned that you hate me too sonia, you think I'm "batshit insane" kinda hurts ngl
>>42482304Atrocious
That Dominos pizza kinda sucked last night btwIt was crazy sweet for no reason, not just the sauce, but somehow the crust tooI forgot they were like that
>>42482315a true artist always signs their work <3
>>42482294People will make up rumors about me. The truth is I just don't care. I don't have any good wishes or bad wishes for this thread. I just like you, that's it. There's no plan to make you do anything or to make the thread unusable, there's better ways of doing that, like encouraging Pisscordia to have meth induced meltdowns. I just like having you around because you're cool.
Sitting under a tranner's desk
>>42482316i didnt say that. and if i did say that i didnt mean to say it
>>42482274;_; I would top dudes but I have to mentally envision them as not a guy. So maybe I could use a blindfold or like a gloryhole.
>>42482323>people will make up rumors about methats karmic twinkchan…
>>42482343I heard you were bald and that you're dating a 65 year old skinhead from Turkey, is this true?
>>42482321were you one of the people telling me you disagreed that dominos is terrible last night?
>>42482304<3
>>42482337What about a butt hanging out of a bedsheet?
>>42482358if anyone understands gut health its you. im grateful for your influence in the field
>>42482360Oh yeah that could work. Or like a pitch black room.
>>42482290I like milk with honey ever tried that? Especially when i have a cold. Never got around mixing tea and milk tho, sounds very british.>yea the funny thing is im only getting this issue when i wake my computer from sleep, and restarting solves it at least until the next time i try to log back in after the computer was asleepthat is funny, what OS are you using?
>>42482335so I was in Nils server just searching what people said about "Rick". it was mostly just hurtful stuff. Fuck, I actually got my feelings hurt, so many people were calling me schizo and a terrible person.I thought I saw your name saying, "Rick is batshit insane" it could have been another person, my mistake.I'm genuinely trying though, I get these episodes of mania where I just get really emotional and just post stuff I KNOW will get attention. I don't actually mean it.>>42482323ah okay, considering we first met on /fit/ I get it. I think you're cool too. I just can't take the 4chan heat right now. it still fucking hurts that Nils kicked me from the server, I'm being a big pissbaby about it and actually crying a little bit. I'm upset and mad at myself for acting like an idiot here and I can't take that back. maybe I should take my own advice and touch grass
>>42482323I love this video. It's so interesting. At first that one dog is acting like a tough guy biting and chasing all the other dogs then that boss dog comes out and the others bow as it walks by. What did that dog do to earn so much respect?
>>42482376i dont think ive posted in there at all LMAO i joined once for something in vc and that's it
>>42482374debian stable ^_^ i just had to go tinkering with my window manager Dx mayb i need to switch to xmonad, im on i3 rn and im reading that sometimes issues like this happen cuz of issues with i3 and certain graphics drivers or something like thathoney is great when u have a sore throat
>>42482348karmic, my fellow dull fang sister, karmic
>>42481750>who are you?Who am I? Who are you?
>>42482388You sound like you could hack me :O
>>42482391It'd be karmic if I actually cared. I don't take any of this serious. I only care about Rick, he's based.
>>42482388i3 based and awesome
>>42482429That cat is me
Can't believe you all started a new edating server and didn't invite me I feel so left out
if your really nervous about using apps to date/hookup but too busy and scared to meet with someone wdyd? Feel like i should be topping people but much too busy working and gaming.
>>42482435good taste. virtuous
i feel like dawgy’s love of rick is not genuine
>>42482429Would you take him into Mexico and defend him when he eventually threatens to rape a cartel member's wife?
>>42482450I would hope that’s the case
>>42482450I'm not sure, she was the first person to acknowledge me on /fit/ before she even knew who I was and liked my muscle pics>>42482460dude, I'm not a rapist, please stop spreading rumors and lies>>42482429honestly the only rational way to act on here.
>>42482450You don't know me at all, then.>>42482460He would never be in that predicament under my care, but I would defend him with my life. >>42482465Why do you have such a problem with Rick? He's just a goofball.
>>42482448now i use hyprland on my main computer #autogynephile i peaked in 2021 and its been over for me since
>>42482478terfware..
>>42482209Amazon how so? I have applied to retailers but not to fast food
>>42482414lole i wish, i don't rly have the networking autism it takes to be a hackeractually my background is more math heavy in general my cs knowledge kinda leans towards like data science/machine learning topics but i have been learning a lot about linux and stuff the past couple yearsalso i like computer graphics ^_^>>42482435it's definitely a classic for a reason!rn im running kinda a modernized i3 setup with rofi and polybaralso i think i fixed the problem :D i needed to upgrade some packages
>>42482193oh hey lucy how's it going. good luck on the job hunt!
>it is 2026 and people still don't realize Rick and Dawgy are the same person .Rick only posts 2023 and earlier selfies because he's transitioned. Dawgy is Rick.
>>42482483puta lucy
>>42482480ive been feeling a strange current that pulls me towards facebook groups full of british women in their 40s. help me doctor..
Everyone on this board is the same person besides you. Yes, you.All of this exists for you. All of your posts have been tracked and we know who you are.
>>42482495Heyyyyy it's going okay. Broke rnThinking about restarting my only fans and posting every day but idk
>>42482474>Not a rapistThats a damn shame.
>>42482514Thank you so much for doing this all for me, I feel so cared for
anyone have any fart videos
>>42482514I know this, but it's all of reality and not just this thread
>>42482531yea
>>42482512i fear its already too late. ill add you to a waiting list for euthanasia. currently the average time for an appointment is 50 years. is that acceptable?
>>42482531It'll cost you
>>42482531I want the stu fart videos
>>42482515i hear the job market is really brutal rn everyone's struggling. OF just seems like soooo much fucking work right like its exhausting. but you gotta do what you gotta do to eat
>>42482531/gif/ has a trans fart thread going usually that you could check out
It's kind of weird that people get mad at me for liking Rick. It's not like we're dating or privately chatting on discord. I'm not giving any of you that benefit, Rick included. He doesn't get any special perks. This all just proves how much of a parasocial shithole this place is.
>>42482490That's cool, i'm afraid i am just a windows pleb, sorry to disappoint :( I tried linux before, on a shitty laptop i had, i definitely could get used to it but never bored with it after that>also i like computer graphicsAnd seals too i assume :D what else do you like?
>>42482450at first i thought it was just a way to get slayershirt and other negging anons upsetbut i don't know. why would she be so quick to judge some of the trips here for literal non issues while somehow being ok with the repping sex pest rape threatening sissy bottom pathological liar lunatic? it doesn't rly make sense to me
>>42482544i wouldnt watch your fart videos if you paid me
>>42482549I like you more when you shut up and post your fat lips, my brown mexican friend
>>42482559Yet here you are asking for them, curious
>>42482567I don’t like colored people.
>>42482540please doc, is there really no earlier appointment for euthanasia? ugh.. i never should have messed with my window manager…im such a stupid idiot…
>>42482567The moment you're cornered you show the same aggression Rick shows, but at least Rick doesn't hide behind anonymity. You're a coward, but at least Rick is honest about the cowardice, and funny. You're just pathetic.
has anyone heard of this movie called the silence of the lambs. pretty good movie if u havent seen it before id recommend it
i love my handsome choid
>>42482586Thanks Stu, never heard of it but will check it out
>>42482586Do you have cute balls
>>42482593I want a tranny to talk about me like this so badLike a tranny that talks to her friends about meI had one like that once but it didnt work out and I didnt appreciate her when I had it.
my choid said he has a face only a mother could love, so i made him call me mommy
virgins should be more respected. im absolutely holding back every urge in my being to not just hookup and fuck people. Because im..married to my job. I cant have sex. my duty is to be a caretaker for my family. Virginity isnt always a choice.
need detroon choid
Have you heard on Quitya? Yeah quit yar fucking yapping. Have you heard of Shutya? Yeah shut your fucking mouth. Have you heard of Cantya? Yeah can't ya shut the fuck up already.
>>42482610i don't talk to my friends about him cause that's embarrassinggggggggggggggggggggggg so i have to do it here. cause i can't just keep it to myself
Need detroon gayboy to force-retroon and save
>>42482549>I'm not giving any of you that benefitGod damn it
>>42482610So hard to find a monogamous relationship as a tranner or a choid
>>42482635What do you figure you're gonna do when we talk on discord? I'll give you a hint: basically nothing. You're gonna be stuck longing for an impossible future.
>>42482584resources are extremely thin. >>42482586i watched this with my friends the day after i came out to them entirely by coincidence. i didnt know it was. like that. i think ive never quite been the same since>>42482620what about bronya :D
>>42482637What's a choid?
>>42482631me :/
>>42482557cute kots
>>42482659You’re kind of a fag though, in the not cool or fun way
>>42482654I was gonna do that punchline, but I was hoping you’d do it.
>>42482554ssh it ok i dont judge for using windows, i just use linux cuz i think its more fun>what else do you likehmmmbesides computers umm i also like math >_<and airplanes...i am very male brained...also moomins!
>>42482657A choid is a moid who chases troids
>>42482682oh thank god. I had looked it up and it said child. Thought anon was some kind of age player.
>>42482652impossible?
>>42482654if i was them i would have looked right at you and pointed at various points during the movie
richard is based because he is muscular and bald and an artistic genius. richard is unbased because he uses artificial intelligence to write some posts instead of letting his drilliant mind roam freely.
19yo gf
31 yo choid
>>42482692What are you hoping to get from here? From me? Answer as truthfully as your moid brain possibly can.
>>42482717Me but i need you to be 19
>>42482708why 19? are you talking about one specific person?
>>42482718First step, foundation for everything else is just friendship
>>42482728Reproductive health is peak at 18-19 Must breed prime troids
18 year old tranny x 38 year old chaserThe way that god intended it
i would prefer a choid +/- 1 year of me desu
sometimes I wish I was a cop. Not like a corrupt or a strict one. Ill just serve the law as it needs to be served. But I want to live in my community that I police. really get to see and interact with them. Do community outreach and hang out at parks making sure kids are staying safe and feeling safe. Just want to chill and eat donuts and help out the local homeless to get them the help they need. if I will be dealing with dangerous people with knives give me some bracers. chainmail. a gambeson. a riot shield. and a baton. And we could definitely safely control someone while minimizing harm. a full on suit of armor and I can take care of it solo.
my choid's only three years older than me
>>42482755You may need a squire
When you’re 30 but still look 18
i don't think i care about my choid's age as long as he's older than 25 and younger than 50
>>42482777What if he’s 24 or 50.5
>>42482679>i am very male brained...And that's a good thing :)I don't care about airplanes but i do like ships. Old ships, 20th century, pre world war, they had soul and character, built by real hard working people. What do you like about airplanes?>moominscute, i'd watch that with you
>>42482677what are you expecting a gayboy to be like...
>>42482763yeah to suit up. And carry my shield. Its good to have two-person teams. Im pretty left leaning and seeing as we wont be able to change the system anytime soon. I can atleast fill in that slot so someone worse wont take control.
>>42482774Prove it
>>42482731I’m not a good distance friend.
>>42482678LMAO thank you thank you you set em up ill knock em in
31 choid x 19 troid is12 years age gap AND IT is fine because we are the same chinese new years animal and im a fire dog and he is a wood dog and so i read up that the wood dog will fuel the fire dog and fire dog will keep the wood dog warm so its perfect
i’m 37 but look like a 17 year old model
>>42482696i was hiding at the back eating mushrooms. like fried with cajun seasoning. they were pretty good
>>42482784idk it depends, that's just my ideal range
im a wood dog
>>42482798Have you seen his pic at 17? He actually didn't age, he always looked 37, so technically he isn't lying
I'm 32 and look 32
couldn't imagine dating someone so young. because they'll be fully brainrotted. and grew up with youtube instead of peak tv.
>>42482801i would point at you every time there was a dead body on screen
>>42482815you can bond over some stuff that ur spectrums of age collide on… like adventure time and stuff its fun
>>42482793I’m good at it because I’m not very demanding or clingy, anyhow just something to think about
>>42482820do people die in that i dont remember
my ex is moving on and is closing in on a new gf who looks like me but hotter (and cis :( ) will sucking random chaser cock make me feel better or worse?
My vape smells fucking bad dude wthWho's been rubbing hole on it
>>42482815Dating?we just fucking them
>>42482833worse
>>42482840me
>tf no gf who possessively rubs her hole on my things
>>42482787Tolerable instead of like a quirk chungus
>>42482843and also cuddling, right?
do any guys in here prefer flabby tranners to rail thin ED queen twig girls? i posted some pics yesterday and one guy was crazy into it but if the consensus is that skinny is better i can start taking ozempic
>>42482833you dont need to do all of that to feel better. just come over tonight and relax with me. I know what youre going through is hard so I wont pressure you to do anything
>>42482857Yeah sure....................................
>>42482854am i... a quirk chungus. what is a quirk chungus
>>42482859Skinny and vascular
>>42482822nahh. these jits were in elementary while i was in freshman year. Just not for me. No point chasing after fleeting youth. Everyone ages. Id like to know my partner and I will die around the same age.>>42482843ah. that feels more sad. They wouldnt of really transitioned for very long if they are 18.
>>42482849Wipe better
do any guys in here prefer muscle mommies?
>>42482859I like both I mean hopefully not ED though
>>42482859I like very thin trannies personally
>>42482833if its mine you'll feel better.plus i just showered
tfw no quirk chungus gf
>>42482868that would be nice, i’ve been so lonely since we broke up, i just wanna spend time with someone…
>>42482785>what do you like about airplanesaw man, where to even startthey're like some of the most high tech machines you'll encounter anywhere! and they fly! i feel like they have this almost otherworldly quality to them, like they look like they came out of a dimensional portal or something but no they're real things that real people build! and they fly!!!they move at mind boggling speeds across enormous distancesand they fly!!!!!i like the way they look, the way they smell and the sounds they make seeing one irl is always like a surreal experience to me like howww is this a thing that exists??? idk i just find them endlessly fascinating, i could stare at them for hours>shipsships are cool too ^^ i don't know as much about them as i do airplanes but i do find them interesting to learn aboutthey were like airplanes before there were airplanes, traveling those immense distancessomething about transportation machines is just endlessly fascinating to me, idkthey connect our own little worlds to many others, yknowpicrel is my fav plane of all time, the concorde :D
>>42482859a concerning amount of men like petite, skinny, women that are cute and 18. And I think you can figure out why :[
>>42482859to me it's the personality that counts
do guys in here prefer trannies with 5 fingers on each hand?
>>42482859I like chubby girls a lot desu
>>42482870You are THE quirk chungus of the whole fucking bored it’s repulsing.
>>42482899you got enough fingers to squeeze a prostate you got enough fingers to be my girl
I only want a tranner so she can warm me up desu, heating is expensive
>>42482896Cus it’s hot?
>>42482899I don't think I have any preference.
>>42482904i had no idea why did nobody tell me
>>42482869please :(
>>42482906>>42482914what if i have 6 fingers on one hand and 4 fingers on the other so it averages out to 5
>>42482902my ray of sunshine and hope <3 otherwise it seems grim, maybe i should get on the skinny injections, i wish i could just feel sexy as i am :(
>>42481544Qott i practice the Quran and cast Jihad and tawhid
My left arm is sleepy, it was nice to meet you
>>42482402im me
>>42482889You can sleep over tonight and we can watch movies, Ill order us both food
cherry dr pepper isnt as good as the normal flavor>>42482826no i made that up
>>42482932Damn
I prefer fat people because I know they'll love my food and food is how I express appreciation. love when my family enjoys my food. Cooking is pretty fun.>>42482911I know what kind of person you are.. but im certainly not the right person to judge you for that. Still trying to learn to get rid of bad habits. but its getting better. you got this ^_^
>>42482917No because you didn't post your ass
>>42482935is this the choid who got btfod last nite
>>42482922It might make you more attractive to others, but idk, I just like them a little chubby, skinny's hot too but some of the borderline anorexic tranners out there scare me health-wise.At the end of the day do what you want to exactly do, whatever makes you feel more attractive ig. But chubby girls will always be hot as fuck to me.
>>42482934yo this looks good im omw
>>42482933everything ive ever said to you has been a lie btw. you are a mouse running around in a labyrinth i have constructed for you
Fat old tranny bitch slobbin on my willy yessir
>>42482935i did though
idk if im in the fatass or chubby territory
>>42482932Cream soda dr. Pepper is better than the original
>>42482954Post it again I missed it
>>42482947um... cheesed to meet you?
>>42482893I know what you mean. To me airplanes in a way kinda symbolize capitalism and the modern world and i guess i prefer to go back in time because the world sucks nowadays anyway, like if i could go back 100 years or go forward 100 years i'd go back for sure, is that crazy? But it's cool that you have that passion for them, or for whatever it might be.I like ships because if you think about it even today people are fascinated by the Titanic or Brittanic, it's like they tell stories even to this day. And they used to be so imposing, classy and gorgeous, now they are even bigger but it's a complete mockery of the past
>>42482934moaned a little at this image
Im working on making food that looks and tastes good while also portioned right. Only really eating junk when its my monthly cheat day.>>42482945Thanks. I enjoy feeding people. but not like in a weird way.
when was the last time your phone died?
i got more chaser attention when I was chubby but more normie attention when i am skinny
>>42482982Last time I brought it outside of the house with me, maybe ~ a year ago.
>>42482927fuck my stupid tranny emotions i unironically felt myself starting to tear up reading this i want that so badly right now i would fucking kill for someone to be this nice to me :(you don’t happen to live in central Scotland do you?
Transgender feet in fishnets
>>42482966nuh uh :)
tranners if u could be a house wife and make nice food and take care of kids and stuff would you do it
>>42482973Thank you. Hopefully one day my food will secure someones hand in marriage so I can no longer be a femvolcel.
>>42483003yeah
>>42482944i feel ungodly ugly being overweight, but idk i just can’t seem to lose it? i calorie count and i run 4 days a week but its just not fucking budging
>>42482998I used to have this recurring dream that I was a mermaid and I would get caught in a giant fishnet and the fisherman would suck my tits through the rope before he threw me back.
>>42483010with food like this its guaranteed. i believe in you
prolly more chubby than fatass
>>42482919Seems fine to me.
>>42482983Keep eating babe <3
>>42483003I can do most of that but maybe not the kids part atm.
>>42482824I am, and that's why it would never work out.
>>42483003nah
why does cracking your joints make a clear sharp cracking sound? shouldn't the sound be slimy and muffled since the bones are covered in mucus?
>>42482934You wouldn't happen to need a fat choidsband?
>>42483029god i wish that was me
>>42483003i unironically got to be a housewife for 6 months, i made his gym meal prep and cooked dinners and cleaned the house and did his laundry and sucked his dick and let him rail me when he got home from work and just went so far out my way to make his life perfect and he cheated on me with a coworker :(
>>42483034It's nitrogen bubbles popping
>>42483045men don't know what they want
>>42482926Same here
>>42483045Damn thats sad. A lot of dudes are unfortunately kinda retarded and think the grass is always greener on the other side
>>42483045F
>>42483045im sorry that happened to you. thats really shitty
>>42483017I just tried to stay under 2k and ran, I lost a bunch for a bit, I wish you luck though, it can be fucking rough especially if your busy with other shit
>>42483056no, im me. you can't be me!
>>42483027gonna say this back to you when I sit on your face
You should get with me babe, I look like a chad but I'm too autistic to have game irl and am afraid of women
Doppelgangers.
>>42483045Rural Scottish tranner?
>>42482972yea ik what u mean, the scale of like those old ocean liners for example is pretty mind boggling even todayi wish we still used ocean liners! ships are a much more energy efficient way of moving lots of people but alas we live in a world where efficiency is often overlooked for raw power and speed :<even the smaller ocean liners from like the late 18th century are cool too, such beautiful machines and that era of transition from sail to steam power must have been a rly cool thing to witness
>>42483076this is the worst man to date. you will help him build self confidence and then he will leave (again)
>>42483070Sounds good to me
sry i meant late 19th century but late 18th century ships r cool too that's like napoleonic era stuff
Just put the mentally ill tranny nudes in the bag
>>42483017if you’re counting calories and not losing weight, then you’re either not in a deficit (eating too much) or you’re not counting correctly
>>42483079how the fuck is my typing style this clearly identifiable??? i might as well just trip atp
>>42483086This is fake news I contain too much gratefulness and 0 desire to sow oats >>42483096Only got mentally ill choid nudes
>>42483096TRVKE
>>42482959ive never seen that but it sounds good>>42482968wrong response *shocks u*
>>42483099it is just one guy that's been here forever that obsesses over identifying anons with forensic text autism
my co worker keeps clearing his throat every 30s and i’m going to freaking lose it chat
mmmm... oats
>>42483116YEEEEEEEEEOWCH (cums)
>>42483097probably desu, but even if i’m miscounting, my tdee is like 2300, i count 1600, surely i can’t be that far off? something must be amiss
>>42483038um.. im not sure how that would work. Especially with my job.>>42483045God that sounds horrifying. Id absolutely choose to stay with him. so I could sneak things in to ruin his gym gains.>>42483086So the solution is to make them worse. Essentially act as their mother so they rely on you and now you have together. Find a guy who can barely feed himself and who's a huge mamas boy. the goal is to replace his mother and also befriend his parents. they will side with you even if he goes to them to complain. Focus more on appeasing his parents than appeasing him. so even if you two break up you'll still be invited to get togethers.
>>42483111i wish men were real
>>42483119just say "bumblebee tuna" inconspicuously every time it happens
>>42483045>>42483060Yeah I cheated on the best girl I ever dated that was absolutely crazy about me. I dont even know why
>>42483117Not really the case desu, you're the only one doing that, not very well either>>42483099Tell me you weren't calling yourself flabby earlier
I just keep dancing along to the rhythm in my own head, I don't need anyone else (repeats last part as a continuous mantra all day)
i think having a choid bf would be like having a dad who accepts you and isn't ashamed of you. seems pretty cool
>>42482515What am I a fucking mirage? I asked you a question. I said do you dress in boy clothes to your interviews?
I'm terrified of someone being able to identify who I am by how I type
>>42483117i get identified posting anon weirdly often, like maybe 1 in 5 anon posts gets some variety of “hey you’re that fat srsoid with the chest tattoo and piercings” or “sounds hot but i don’t live in scotland” or some shit like that
date me, I look like a chud and I'm retarded and my soul is barely there at all
>>42483162your secret is safe with me>>42483165i can stop
>>42483162I don't think anyone is that distinctive apart from bronya
>>42483157You can call me daddy
>>42483157Yeah, it's best to treat a tranny like shes your sensitive delicate daughter
>>42483169AFT is even more recognizable than bronya
>>42483096https://litter.catbox.moe/8977xe9jnor7dbsn.png
If a girl has ever replied to me and I missed it I'm sorry.
bronya what's for dinner what do i get for dinner whats for dinner what do i eat
>>42483178are you referring to my post about choids and my dad? because i'm not aft
>>42481933Transbian post
>>42483162People snipe me all the time, just gotta let it ride It's kinda fun, don't even need to trip
>>42483045:( god im sorry. we need to kill choids. they deserve it its historical reparation
>>42483147nah that wasn’t me, i would say fat or overweight, i prefer to medicalise it, saying flabby or chubby feels like im trying to make it seem cute which i really don’t think it is (on me, it looks gorgeous on other girls who are all free to have their bodies as they please and love themselves regardless <3)
>>42483192pasta al limone with capers
>>42483162thats the good thing of just typing like the mosst generic lowercase bottom ^___^
>>42483188i love you
>>42483143die
>>42481933I only make fun of the faggy gymrepper guys
people used to recognize me but they don't anymore
>>42483206i tried pasta al limone last week but i put too much lemon juice the sauce ended up being too acid :(
>>42483225It was a long time ago anon I've changedshe wasnt a tranny if that makes you feel better.
>>42483228hope no faggy gymreppers post their faggy gym bodies
:skull:
>>42483236my condolences. i love sour food so i always put way too much... at least you can just add butter or oil or cream or something to balance it
>>42483082World is so fast now that it's impossible for that to happen but i really would like to travel by sea for like a couple of days, or a week, someday. Yesterday you mentioned you bike there, right? Let's do a race, if you win we go by plane and if i win we go by ship :D That seems fair since you suck at fighting games and don't want to 1v1 me
>>42482332sitting under ricks desk, but only parasocially, because he's too scary>>42482376people said bad things about me when i wasn't in a server too, a few years ago the guy i liked called me an "autistic dildo b*tch" i didn't even own a dildo, i still don'ti've kept my online presence to a minimum since then
>>42483125writes in my notebook
>>42483206i dunno if i can order that we're talking like uber eats babe I just had a day full of meetings cant be doing all that
>>42483169nta but people used to be able to clock me whenever i posted. not anymore THOUGH ause nobody gaf anymore
God I love reading Smut from Archive of our own. Are there other better stuff?
>>42483247>it's below freezing y da ice no melt
>>42483068I’m the real me
my coworker nearly saw my phone’s photo gallery. that was close. it would have been like when the joker revealed batman’s true identity.
>>42482134Yuo are churka pidorashka
>>42483272wouldn't it be better to keep the poop videos stored at home?
>>42483254wat kinda bike will u be on it better not be one of those super lightweight race bikes!this is what my bike looks like her name is saimi :D
>>42483272You've got the poop hoard stored on your phone?
>>42483270faker!
>>42481933I would never bring a chaser down, that is women behavior. I can be jealous of what he achieved, but i would never talk shit about him on his back
>>4248326630 degrees is really hot though dumbass
>>42483272why the fuck u got weird shit on ur phone
>>42483285his phones hard drive called the septic tank
;_; wish I learned to ride a bike.
When the thread moved at a reasonable pace and we'd only have ~400 posts per day I would read every post and knew who almost every anon was. Now the thread is fast and the posts are bad so I don't read it much and don't know anyone.
would any choids in here be willing to exchange an ubereats order for custom nudes of their choosing? i’m sad and hungry and don’t get paid until friday
>>42483222Love you too.
>>42483261oh i see... i was trying to think of something cheap and easy to make but im getting a carryout tn too. im kinda craving a burger so ill probably get mcdonalds. i wonder if there's good greek food here tho... thats what im really craving. i used to live near one but its the other side of town...
>>42483301Teaching a tranny to ride a bike sounds fun. holding her little body up on the bike and running to get it moving and then watching her awkwardly peddle because the estrogen killed all her muscle mass and she has no athleticism left
>>42483308i can't believe i never thought of this
>>42483314there’s a pretty good greek place just off byers road if that’s anywhere near you
>>42483160I missed your reply sorry rachhhhhI miss in neutral office clothes. Like a button blouse and black pants but I'm like gender neutral
>>42483256hope you work up the courage to actually talk to me, yeah it sucks but I figured that's just going to happen with how I acted, all I can do is just be a better person going forward.
>>42483308gotta see a sample body doesnt need to be explicit
>>42483327hey don’t steal my idea! i’m not pretty enough to compete with the other girls in here and i need a curry real bad
>>42483329oh yeah i think i know the one! nah thats fuckin studentsville. i should go tho thats probably how to hit the craving
>>42483272Would have been funny if the people you work with saw mefmoder take a dump though
>>42483339what’s your discord and i’ll send
>I'm so broke will you pay for an immigrant to deliver me curryjfc
>>42483332Ok, so on the feminine side but not like pencil skirts or stuff like that right?
Poopanon showing his coworkers a detailed chart listing which tripfags are poophons
would any choids in here be willing to exchange monogamous love in exchange for custom nudes of my choosing?
>>42483314hmmm, so based on the deals (love a deal) its looking like eugreeka or popeyes hmmmmall the good places are either far away or shut down, god i miss mozza's...
>>42483365Sounds like a bargain, put me down for 3.
>>42483308Paying for tranny nudes is like paying for air
>>42483284Dont worry, i'm not a pro biker or anything. I have a vintage one upstairs, it's like 40yo bike (it was my mom's) i'll even use that one for you>saimican't believe saimi gets you to sit on it. what a lucky bike :D
>>42483379truth tsar bomba
>>42483345i got it recommended to me by the outrageously attractive greek man that works in the starbucks on that street, you should go in and admire him, he’s a sight to behold but afaik doesn’t fuck tranners
>>42483371oh god thats a blast from the past. honestly between those two i would lean popeyes. i always forget if eugreeka is a ghost kitchen or not
>>42483301I never did either, we'll have to settle for piggyback rides.
would any choids in here be willing to exchange attention for nudes?
>>424833743 months? years?>>42483379i have some nice nudes
>>42483336one day you will wake up and find you've become a better person, there is still so much life to live
>>42483379i would be down to suck dick for it desu if we gotta raise the stakes
>>42483401only for a short time
>>42483391could be, there's also yerosthe absolute deal you'd get in mozza's was retarded, good foccacia too, its like a fucking burger king now, what a shame
>>42483404>i have some nice nudesStill not paying for them
Trannies, always remember this when talking to a chaser. It's not easy being us
>>424834043 monogamies.
>>42483419my choid doesn't appreciate my compliments
>>42483412that's fine
>>42483419Lmao
I like watching bitches with fat asses shake that thing
my boobs aren’t blue anymore… phewnot sure why i was smurfmoding yesterday
>>42481544>qott: do you do anything to try and improve your luck?I got gifted a 4 leaf clover but looking at my life it's not really working lmao
>>42483419ur gay
>>42483387i will be there all day tomorrow sipping the cheapest coffee on the menu. thank you for the tipoff
>>42483281maybe >>42483285i have a collection of exquisite tranner brap and poop vids on it, yes. not my entire collection. >>42483297define ”weird” >>42483349no! tomorrow is diapey day for meffers :] hehehe
i have no tits, no ass and very wide shoulders
can somebody pls spit in my mouth
I like when thick bitches suck dick while squatting with their legs spread and their hands on their thighs
>>42483419this is unironically why i go so far out my way to call the boys in here handsome :)
>>42483415i like yeros i would vouch. there's no way mozza's is a burger king. i hate this fuckin country
>>42483419i do all these as a troon
>>42483446Where do you think you are?
can i get a hug later? i've been good
>>42483448>i have a collection of exquisite tranner brap and poop vids on itI'm jealous
>>42483452Okay but only because you asked me to and because I would get off on it
men that i can use as a foot rest
My throat is sore someone bring me some soda
*relationship mogs u*
>>42483442I need answers.This may be the single most significant case we've ever taken, my dear Watsanon.
>>42483458gayer than 2 dicks kissing
>>42483473i only have irn bru and if i bring u that it looks performative. i just like irn bru
>>42483471Angel hole
>>42483481What is irn bru if it is fizzy ill still like it
>>42483475i will never wear heels
>>42483475To be fair, any relationship would mog a nonexistent one
Don't forget to do regular breast exams trannies, you can get cancer too
>>42483470yayyyy :D
>>42483447you’re welcome, i’ll be in there drooling over him on friday, he walked past me going up to the break room once and he had this intoxicating man smell/musk to him it got me so wet, tell him i said hi when you’re there
girls why does rick ass mog you?what are you doing to fix this?
>>42483490i dont know how to describe the flavour but its good>>42483498swoon...
>>42483496it's likely i'll die before the cancer can get me desu
>>42483498>>42483504You should hang out
>>42483356Yeah nope. I'm afraid to use really feminine stuff cuz I have anxiety about passing since I have fag voice and I'm super tall. I've also been catcalled a few times so idk if dressing super feminine is a good idea cuz I might get murdered.
>>42483498>got me so wetYour anus was leaking?
>>42483506I didn't ask for your doomer bullshit. Check your tits for lumps or I'll kick you in the ribs
>>42483481When I spelled it like that you asked me why I was doing it that way. Explain.
>>42483509im down. but people are always busy i dont want to cause any pressure you know how it is
>>42483456I went popeyes I need that grease babe im so sorryyeah its fucking brutal, project pizza, fuckin gone, free pizza with your beer, it's just gone, everything crumbles and turns to shiti need to suss out all of these places before they're inevitably replaced by a pizza hut or something
being ugly and horny at the same time is so embarrassing
>>42483509you didn’t have to come off trip to ask me to hang out you can just ask girl
>>42483519can you come check them for me? you can kick me in the ribs after if you want
>>42483524project pizza is gone??? fuck mepopeyes is for sure the move there i think you chose right
>>42483519nta but i wish you kicked me in the ribs
>>42483517I think their gock drips clear tranny cum
>>42483529can i be honest i assumed it was you samefagging as well. strange behaviour
>>42483532Sure, anon, no rib kicking if I do though. Maybe hand holding or something gay though. Lil kissing as a treat.
@autumn
theres no popeyes or home depot parking lots here so i have nothing to do while listening to the smiths anymore
>>42483490It tastes like orange soda>>42483515Do women typically get murdered in your city for dressing like women?
>>42483279why so mean when me so aryan
>>42483542lmao well either way the discord is bl4iring_ hmu if you wanna
>>42483535This sounds familiar.
>>42483419Sorry bud, I’m still a man and put up with all of this. No excuse, man up.
>>42483543okay but if you are nice to me i will cry so you know
>>42483515>I have fag voice and I'm super tallHawt.
should i buy pajamas or keep sleeping naked
>>42483559sure ill send you a req in a minute!
>>42483529>>42483542
>>42483563I've seen your pics, you are no man
>>42483561sorry
>>42483572Pjs are cute but I'd want you naked, I will be
>>42483572pajamas are nice for just being lazy as well
>>42483572too cold for naked sleeping
15$ skull measurement who needs one
>>42483567That's fine too, cry if you have to, I'll just squeeze you tighter. >>42483585It's fine, I just wish you didn't ask people to hurt you all the time. It doesn't seem like it's a kink or something, but maybe I'm wrong.
>>42483596i have really thick warm bedsheets
https://litter.catbox.moe/6ion6qoyrcqe49if.mp4
>>42483605>squeeze you tighterfor my breast exam or a hug? one sounds painful :(
>>42483382aaa >////<vintage bikes r cool they have that retro swag
>>42483579I manmog you.
Not now kitten daddy is listening to the soundtracks of the game boy advance games he played as a kid
>>42483621can kitten have one of the earbuds to listen with daddy?
>>42483558This is like a jeet calling himself aryan
>>42483611A hug anon lol. I think we can get back to the exam when you're not crying and feeling a little better.
Not now kitten, daddy is listening to the local public affairs show on public tv that less than 1000 people watch but is actually really good
>>42483647My man
kitten is crying
>>42483640okay, thank you anon
>>42483626Sure kitten
>>42483657Delete this post it makes me want to save you
>>42483663yaaaaaaay ^_^
>>42483657It's going to be okay
I finally have cute tits after 2 years on E, we made it chat
>>42483657Go help it!
kitten is going to take a nap
how do i become more misandrist toward chasers?
>>42483657good lube
>>42483674Lets see them
>>42483660Of course! Everybody needs a hug sometime, it's just good for the soul. Call me cringe but we really should all be hugging a lot more, it's just wired into us. You can see other apes doing it all the time
the gas station manager recognized me when i was buying my lunch energy drinki think i have a problem chat….
>>42483674same. all it took was getting depressed and fat. also prog
>>42483682nobody cares what you think
>>42483635im aryan asf tho according to my skull measurements its true
>>42483682Focus on the bad ones more and notice how they're probably actually the majority. That should do it
>>42483682Stop repping and get a gf and you won't need the idea of us anymore and it'll come naturally
>>42483682all it takes is gathering your thoughts after one bad relationship to become free from the matrix of patriarchy
>>42483682You should get to know me
>>42483682i would recommend trying to dat eone
>>42483684I don't think it's allowed here desu
>>42483673i wish i we could hug so bad rn
ive started masturbating like the fat trannies in doujins do and honestly its better. how did they know
If anyone needs me I'll be gooning for the 3rd time today
>>42483557>It tastes like orange sodaNah
>>42483723how do they do?
>>42483691I need to talk to my endocrinologist about prog I feel like most of them are useless and just want to underdose us unless we complain
>>42483612Yeah, maybe i can show the bike one of these days ;)For now i have to go tho. BIG sportsball game coming up for me. I was cursed with being a normie when it comes to some stuff, liking football being one of them. I'll probably be back later if we win, if we lose i'll just cry myself to sleepCya tomorrow, just post your seal and i'll find you :D
>>42483728its kinda hard to describe. its like. in a squat while u make a gross facial expression
>>42483704>matrix of patriarchyWell damn now you're making it sound kind of bad ass
>>42483715I'll squeeze extra hard
>>42483723>>42483744Could you show or link a specific example
>>42483686i wish people hugged me irl more>>42483739i told my doctor i have been diying for years and that they could give me the prescription or i would keep doing that and they prescribe me what i ask for now. ymmv
my life is gonna be empty forever
>>42483752i dont have one handy. im sory :(
Mtfs really put things in their buttholes, that's so based
https://voca.ro/19NByDRtao4P
>>42483766keeps them safe
faggot failmales daddy loves you
>>42483766thanks
>>42483758Have you thought about filling that void by buying a bunch of stuff?
>>42483753I think a lot of people want to they just don't really think it's something they can do. Hug your friends, hug your family. I bet a lot of them would like it too. Touch-starvation is all over the shop a lot of us just bury it I think.
>>42483775thank you sm i love you too
>>42483766me when i was 14y on the bathroom taking a shower
>>42483779i dont have a job. would you buy me a bunch of stuff
>>42483771do you pull the cock out too? or are you just straight ballin?
>>42483771I don't buy them but get them as gifts usually
>>42483782i feel gross for offering a hug but great when one is offered to me
>>42483758i could fill the void in ur heart babeand ur ass
>>42483764I put a curse on you, you will show us you doing this irl one day when you can be bothered, splice it into a 20 minute yappathon like those streamer rekt videos
>>42483727It kinda does. It's very sweet. It tastes like if you mixed orange soda with tonic water
>>42483785real af
stu is fucking annoyingwhy do you do nothing but jerk off all dayis there literally nothing else going on in your life?
I have some underwear, where because of how it fits around my ass naturally opens the cock flap and my dick just hangs out
>>42483790Well see, there we run in to the same issue. What little money I have I spend on drugs
>>42483808LMAOim just gonna split one frame between loads of yapping
>>42483799Yeah exactly what I'm talking about. It's always tough to be the first one to break that barrier and societally we've got a lot of barrier to break I think. We've become very distant, alienated, and frankly inhuman in a lot of our regular interactions I think.
Today at work a collegue asked what I was listening to and I had to tell them it was the 1080 snowboarding soundtrack and they looked at me like I'd said a slurhttps://youtu.be/z5a1AAFUobM
>>42483814For some people this really is a fetish and a free meal ticket.
>>42483740okie :D have fun!! was nice chatting
>>42483804pls try :(>>42483814yes>>42483817i can help u quit by making it so u dont have any money for drugs
>>42483791https://voca.ro/1g6cCU8LQVgM
>>42483809Always tasted more like bubblegum-esque to me, maybe a hint of citrus but not straight orange>>42483818Put the audio in there too like the sound of that pufferfish eating a carrot
>>42483814Just a husked out person with zero will
>>42483827i need bf i can hug everyday then i don't have to break down barriers
>>42483831you mean being trans?i genuinely can’t understand herlike i basically did nothing for a year and it was miserable and made me snap and change things.
>>42483790Who gives you money to buy stuff? Do you get an allowance?
>>42483851aough
>>42483830slay
>>42483771https://voca.ro/1eGx3h2RwlLY
How damage will a month off of estrogen do? I can’t refill until my appointment, and it’s not until February 25th, I’m panicking
>>42483851It was too sweet for me
>>42483870Take some gock pics while you're off babe
bros sending each other voice messages about their cocks in boxersnature is healing
>>42483857Well I'd have a lot to say about that actually and how it weaves into the greater tapestry of social networks and communal support and blah blah blah. All that aside, yeah, that'd be real nice. I could use a gf myself.
>>42483858Yeah, I was absolutely miserable before I got on E, so I just don't understand it. I'm extremely stable and happy now. If doing this makes you so unhappy, then why do you do it? Just stop doing it and try something else. Maybe the problem isn't that you want to be a girl, maybe it's something else. It's like you're just living up to the expectations of someone else, I guess the lack of life experience will do that.
>>42483870at 31 your body is already naturally producing less testosterone so you should be good
>>42483869i love cg
>>42483831TRVTH NVKE
>>42483870why’d you run out
>>42483870I don't know but I just want to tell you I've been away from this board for a while and of all the girls I've seen since I've been back you're the cutest.
>>42483893i wish is anyone lived near me
i wish it was just a fetish
grabbing a tranny by her hair and forcing her to smell my ball musk
>>42483924Where you from anon? Nobody really near me either so I get it.
>>42483869https://voca.ro/1lfbG27Y3qhv>>42483888This is important stuff we're discussing here, also nice trips
>>42483939the one star state
>>42483899I’m not 31, I’m 23 and I’m still good on AAs. I can last 2 weeks if I take e at half dose >>42483917Because I’m dumb and left my bloodwork too late
Hugging random trannies and taking home the one that hugged me back tight and popped a boner
>>42483932Reminded me of when I posted the sweat stain from my bench press in here and they went fucking feral.
>>42483902Am I on a pay no mind list today or what? I asked you a question.
>>42483942Lone star innit
>>42483953i axed you a question
>>42481544>do you do anything to try and improve your luckwhat could I possibly do?i have pretty insane luck day-to-day already anyway >is there anything you avoid because it brings bad luck?no>do you have any other superstitions? idk i talk to god sometimes some people would call that a superstition
>>42483869>>42483850https://voca.ro/1jNipJrZIzWV
>>42483960nah it's a rating actually. a lot of people don't know that
>>42483711Post it in the trap thread instead
>>42483942acre?
>>42483941I really enjoy the visual of when the hand enters the hole but before the cock and/or balls have been pulled through.
>>42483973idk what that means so probably not
>>42483849>i can help u quit by making it so u dont have any money for drugsI have legit considered this. Doubles up with another idea I had
I HATE BEING AN UNEMPLOYED LOSERstupid stupid millenial luckshits getting FAANG offers for solving fizzbuzzstupid stupid execs thinking AI is going to make anime real or some shitstupid stupid stupidmamo needs a job toowhere is mamo's job????? WHEREmy life is fucking ruined
i have a cock and ball fetishi think about them a lot
>>42483931You're healthy, you've got a brain, you've got two hands, two feet. You can work towards something, but you choose to be a miserable sack of flesh to society and your loved ones. You'd rather wallow in self pity, while silently praying that maybe one day you'll wake up and things will magically be better. The thing is, you don't have that luxury, very few people do, and the longer you rot, the fewer opportunities you will have to grasp what you actually want.My advice? Just close this place permanently, cut contact with all your loser gooner friends who enable this sort of behavior from you. Someone like you needs positive influences, because you'll keep going down this negative spiral otherwise, and you're never gonna crawl out. You can cry and bitch all you want, maybe do a little bit of a playful xitter style shitpost, but you know what you're doing is wrong. Not just for you, but for the people you care about. If you care about them, you should start caring about yourself. Stop moping, shut up, and do something. You don't even try, it's fucking pathetic. Grow up, you're like 20 something.
would be one thing if ppl would at least be nice about it, but everyone is like>lol u don't have a job what's wrong with u, i got a tech job just for saying the word hash map in an interview
>>42483969Thinkin bout moving then?
>>42483941https://voca.ro/1fRKqicqpsuY
twinkchan locked in
>>42483967https://voca.ro/1afGk4JlBKSG
>>42484009You tech nerds are such performative losers lmao
>>42483986You have to fill out job applications
>>42484004for a while now. might move to michigan
I'm a cis maleCall me IshmaelThe way you look got me chasin' you like a white whale
>>42483991why did you write all this
>>42484027Lovely place! My mom moved their when she retired. I quite like it whenever I visit. A little bit small potatoes in a lot of it, but that's an upshot for many people. I'm more of a big city guy.
>>42483977Thank you, but would you like to add your nuanced contribution to the debate on the superior brief type?
>>42484001I've known architects, engineers, programmers, all who had to do side bullshit while they found a job related to their fields. It sucks, but sometimes you gotta suck it up and do something meanwhile. Those people are likely just lashing out at you because you have a safety net (your family), all the meanwhile they don't, if they don't work they don't eat. So they don't understand your situation. >>42484036Because I have a very nice keyboard and I type really fast.
>>42483419yea that was a soul-crushing experienceidk how any of you don't troon>>42483989a glimpse inside the mind of a sick and twisted pervert
>>42484037do you live in a big city now? my brother used to live in nyc and i stayed with him for a few weeks and liked it
sometimes i keep litter boxes of choids open on my phone and just look at them. the guys here are so handsome
>>42483870Please help
>>42483991now do me
>>42483870you will instantly revert to looking like a fat middle aged man
>>42483991grok break this post down into a 10x speed tiktok edit summary for me
>>42484020https://voca.ro/1dHj4hbLOOrC
>>42484033Tryna see some legNone that white shit, I got wood for that pegHarpoons shooting off, my name Queequeg
>>42484064if you’re on AA’s then ur fine, it’s not like you’ll masculinze. you might feel like shit for a while tho
>>42483991do me too after sara
>>42484064
>>42484080In what way?
>>42484064if you are still on AAs you don't have to worry about musicalizing but the lack of e may cause hot flashes and other mood problems but you won't die. you're play to split your dose out to last longer is a good idea
>>42484064i dont think nothing bad will happen? people go off estrogen for one month all the time before and after surgeries for example i believe
>>42484089low energy low moods etc
>>42483991grok turn this into a family guy minecraft video
>>42484039https://voca.ro/12FsD4dgSpRm
>>42484075Sorry I'm retarded, meant for you mate>>42484010
>>42484087Get this man away from me >>42484097>>42484102I see :(
>>42484089You’ll lose bone density on aas alone and start to stink and get oily
>>42484059I am considering doing this with a twitter girl
boxer briefs are where it's at bros
>>42484052Nah, but I always have so it's the plan at some point. Just still figuring out the moving, it's a lot
>>42484070No, that'd be mean, and this isn't about unnecessary hurt. I already told you what I know. You're a straight woman. >>42484082You're okay. At best I just wish you'd quit smoking. It's bad for you.
>>42484129even if that were true (it isn't) it's far from my biggest problem
>>42484122i've thought about burning all my things so it's easier to move. unfortunately i like my things too much. what big city are you thinking?
dawgy do me
I feel like it has some copypasta potential. Maybe you could copy and paste this any time a tranner says some dumb suicidal gooner bullshit.
>>42483991This is such a based post
>>42484135New York, San Francisco, maybe Sacramento, definitely no LA. I've considered Chicago too, but unlikely.
>>42484147I feel like it has some copypasta potential. Maybe you could copy and paste this any time a tranner says some dumb suicidal gooner bullshit.
im gonna kill myself extra hard now
>>42484129im trying :( im gonna try harder thsnk you :((
>>42484159>extra hardYeah, of course you would, fucking degenerate gooner.
>>42484078Sometimes it's choppy, seeJust wishin' it was you and meFull steam ahead I gotta bed my girl on HRT
>>42484159aha you're so pretty don't do it
>>42484155chicago is really pretty and the lake has a nice beach there imo. i haven't been to sacramento or san fran but i remember not liking LA lol
>>42484159If you were in the US I would beat your ass.
>>42484159Noooo stu don't do it. The agehon is just jealous because the daddies are stroking it to your hole. We need you to post your hole again over and over again.
https://litter.catbox.moe/wwqy65ctnbvj6k1t.mp4sorry im a little shy... but i made you a new video... i hope its okay
>>42484046yea ur right i just gotta keep trying, find some other job to hold me over until i get something better goingjust frustrating, its very frustrating feeling like u want to do more with ur life but aren't being given a chance to
>>42484182I've never met a single person who likes LA lol. Even the people who absolutely love California don't like it. Bay Area is pretty great assuming you can tolerate Californians, lot of them got their heads up their asses, but they're not bad people.
i’m not a cat girl or a puppy girl. i think id want to be a cute mouse girl. i think i relate to mice the mostim mousemoding rn
>>42484187Bro did you see how pink her hole is?
>>424841861v1 russian roulette me
>>42484191I actually enjoyed this because I've been slacking on cleaning my place and this is some good motivation.
The chasers are too busy sending each other voice messages about their balls to chase
No good reason to post my cock and vocaroos of me cumming I just want tohttps://files.catbox.moe/ddjvyk.jpghttps://vocaroo.com/1lUd4qFHllyvhttps://vocaroo.com/1fl0cxbTwHoV
>>42484216look how easy it was. took me like no time at all. you can do it
>>42484201
>>42484106It's hard out here man, every type has their downsides
>>4248418710/10 post>>42484191too long but i assume you cleaned and then vacuumed your room good job
>>42484191I was hoping you were going to fuck the vacuumAlso I'm surprised you don't have hired minorities to do that
>>42484220It's a much worse situation here honestly. I let it get really bad, pretty embarrassing really. I'll get started at least
>>42484201mousefag reboot
30+ chaser running the vacuum and blasting rap music so my 18 year old gf's parents (who we live with) can't hear me giving her spine telescoping backshots
>>42484201There was a cute sheep girl here once
>>42484200i have family out there so i know the general vibe
>>42484232thank you>>42484234lol>>42484240they say like. just do a little bit like be like ill clean for the duration of tengo un novio tantriko by las ketchup and then you're done when the song finishes. ezpz
>>42484198You can do something else while you look for something, just don't get too comfy. Assuming you need to. As some advice, it's always good to have a cash flow coming in, not to spend it, but to build it towards a future. You put some of that money in your savings and watch it grow year by year. If you ever wanna get some major surgeries, buy your own house, buy a car, whatever, it's always good to have something flowing in. Or just to give yourself a treat every once in a while. Everybody deserves to give themselves a treat every once in a while. It's why we're living, it doesn't have to be all bad, you need a little bit of sweetness in all this turmoil. I don't really see working in something not related to your field as shameful, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to survive. But you can and should just dismiss those mean comments. It's your life. But honestly, there is some benefit. If I couldn't find a job related to my field, and I was crashing at someone's house, the Jew in me would be working and putting every last cent in my savings while looking for something else. Gotta have my nuts for the cold winter approaching.
>>42484277Same. Part of the appeal of going there. Get to actually go see my brother more than a handful of times a year.
Finish the comic, what is he saying
>>42484207Simmer down, the adults are talking.
>>42484292"yea like ive always wanted to get on hrt but there's just no point at 5'10 right"
>>42483684https://litter.catbox.moe/1avcbtfv2unpde8s.pngFirst time using the site hope it works c:
>>42484292"Yeah sorry I'm actually 5'7 not 5'8"
>>42484224yes this is me.. but the eirs are not big enough>>42484245i don’t kno who that is>>42484275sheeps r cute, but im tiny
>>42484292"I just like trans women because I really see myself in them ya know, like who wouldn't want to be pretty and..."
>>42484292Has anybody seen Frisson?
>>42484312This is going to be Rick's asshole, but I'll open it anyway.
>>42484292him saying nothing is already the most accurate
>>42484327i would be so horny for him if he said that
>>42484333LMAO
>>42484312Damn, yeah these are greatThey look like they need soft groping
>>42484312Would put in my mouth
>>42484316I mostly just have rat pictures unfortunately
>>42484191I have to watch all this now in case theres easter eggs of you jerking off weird
>>42484333So meMy head just goes blank for minutes at a time in front of cute trannies irlThrough text I can brute-force the tism away
>>42484312Didn't you post these before?
>>42484348YES this is me… i am tucked safely in my choids pocket squeaking softly
>>42484352This is good satire I love you
>>42484354Maybe I did on /b/ and once on this board but I felt disphoric and wanted to feel cute :c I guess I should make new ones but I'm lazy
I think this is my least favourite pair of underwear because it's too loose but also too tight at the same time. Like they look baggy but when I squat there's tension on the seams so I can't wear them to the gym.The geometry of how my ass/thighs are and how loose and big the cock flap is also makes my dick pop out the front while walking, so I can't really walk around in them around other people.I usually only wear them if I haven't done laundry in a while
>>42484285most of my family lives close and i barely know my uncle so i haven't visited him in years. glad you get to visit your brother more often than that
imagine sixty years of naps together
>>42484370sniffing this choids crotch carnally
>>42484366Yeah I think I saved it when you posted it beforecute tits though
>>42484353both men i've dated were like this. if we are texting they can hold a conversation fine usually but when we get on voice it's really hard to talk to them
>>42484370Those are the exact types that are gonna bust a giant hole along your ass crack some day
>>42484376that's steve
>>42484292
I saw Rick in the store the other day. Told him I didn't want to bother a tripfag and he probably gets it all the time. He looked at me and said "Have you seen frisson?", to which I was taken aback. Then he proceed to stick 5 milky way bars into his rectum and walk out the door when the cashier stopped him and said "sir you need to pay for that. He then proceeded to scan each one individually, to avoid any "electrical interfetterance" which I'm pretty sure is not even a word. He then looked back at me and winkd his butt hole.
>>42484385sniffing steve’s crotch carnally
>>42484366I was going to say I remember when you posted on /b :-)
>>42484377Being in someone's fap folder is peak desu
i really need to kill myself
>>42484349my master plan is successful. fufufu
>>42483287No, it’s really me!
>>42484400Even better when they make a cum trib for you with your pics.
>>42484402How are you planning on doing it?
>>42484407you were supposed to say that i was the fake hedgehog around here!!!!
>>42484370I have those same boxers somewhere. >>42484389Lol.
>>42483527Fortunately, not a predicament you will ever need to worry about
>>42484370*strokes your leg hair seductively*
>>42484408never happened to me yet that i know :c
>>42484400You should post more of yourself then
I fuckin hate dm's, I hate vc, just talk to me over a cigarette
>>42484427+
>>42484423Keep posting and it'll happen eventually.
>>42484427Need this
I've never even had a guy lie and say he jerked off to one of my pics :(
>>42484414Are you a hedgehog?
>>42484427Same desu, it's why I can't be fucked taking anything to discord.
>>42484427omw do u have a light one is stolen from me every .2s
>>42484386Best one thus far
>>42484459lol
>>42484459The mushroom grove is what I call the room where I keep my tranny harem
>>42484370the underwear actually does look pretty terrible, it might just be the color and the looseness, any reasonable hypothetical gf would probably laugh or tell you to take them off if she were confronted with such a sight lol
>>42484459This will be me one day
i want to make him masturbate to completion while i watch fully clothed
You girls are so pretty, thanks
I've had most of my Fruit of the Loom and Hanes underwear for like a decade. They last a long time.
>>42484472Amazon purchase unfortunately
>>42484447I found one in the crack of my couch, I was really panicking because it's my lucky blue one, I had to buy some fuck ass red thing, and I think it's the reason my day was shit.>>42484441>>42484434It's so much easier, either that or a beer or something at least, i don't even consider 'cord shit social, but it makes me feel more socially retarded than I am.>>42484446I like the ability to just leave when you post here, in dm's i feel like a cunt if I don't at least say something, which leads to it being words that mean nothing>>42484442People aren't cumming on tablets anymore? Dark times.
>>42484486thats so fucking real
>>42484427I don't smoke anymore so it's never going to work out anon, I'm sorry.
>>42484483Ewwww you're supposed to replace underwear and bras every 6-12 months
>>42484478I could get into this, but I'd want to cum on you
>>42484496what? why?
>>42484436https://litter.catbox.moe/xilo0soufrzt2h8w.jpgOk last one for now then
>>42484496you know you can wash them rightstop buying shien
>>42484496???wash ur shit and it's fine
>>42484478Will you look disinterested or disgusted?
>>42484496You sound American, I'm not gonna listen to anything you say.
what are you ordering
>>42484483They sneak up on how uncomfortable they get though. When you buy new it's crazy how different they feel.
>>42484501And you've never been tributed?
>>42484496Do you not wash your clothes?>>42484506Chef's special
>>42484501Woah what a figure, goddamn
>>42484496I can't take you seriously, you have no foreskin.
>>42484506Beef bowl
>>42484501booba
>>42484484oh that makes sense
>>42484515because i dont post ig
>>42484411im not planning on anything>>42484417i get horny sometimes
I love trans women so much
>>42484506Sliced pork ramen with extra noodles.
>>42484501I wasn't asking for pics. They're useless to me personally. But you do you.
>>42484506Pork cutlet curry will always be goated
>>42484501Yeah I saw this when you posted it on /b/ a long time ago
>>42484500>>42484502>>42484503>>42484505>>42484517>>42484520bunch hoes with fungussy in this thread
>>42484499he has to cum on himself>>42484504nope i'll watch with enjoyment
>>42484531thank you :) i love you too
>>42484501Christallfuckingmighty
>>42484527You're hot as fuck. I would if I wasn't depressed
>>42484537(you)
>>42484540Can't I just cum in a tissue or on a paper towel or something. I don't really want cum all over me.
>>42484537mutts just throw everything away damn
>>42484548i want to fuck her asshole
>>42484517thats what the protagonist got... it looks like picrel>>42484521thats what i would pick too... you have good taste. but its gotta be with oroshi ponzu >>42484532mm mm this is cultivated... the extra noodles is wise i feel like with sliced pork you need to balance it with noodles and broth more>>42484535its so tasty right... i prefer pork katsu to chicken katsu with curry the juicier meat mixes with the curry sauce so well
>>42484540>with enjoymentI guess that still sounds nice
I really hope my next door neighbors can hear me listening to nick fuentesthis nigga says the craziest shit I dont even agree with it, its just funnyBut I dont like these neighbors so its funny if they think i'm an absolute chud
>>42484556>thats what the protagonist got... it looks like picrelProtagonist is literalllly meeee. It do look pretty good, what's in the mug?
>>42484551reasserting that he is not you but if he gets to cum on me whenever he wants he can handle taking a shower after cumming on himself
>>42484553sell them to choids at 500 per cent cost to buy new ones or make silly hats out of them
BrrrrShower coldlitter.catbox moe/k4n0dikpvvnb6eil.jpg
>>42484537Damn, I wish something like bleach or vinegar existed to wash clothes, alongside detergent. It sucks I gotta throw all my clothes away because the big nose merchant doesn’t like consumer rights.
Reminder to say no to whitebois
>>42484551well it's not easy to lick it off of a paper towel or tissue, i'm a different anon btw
how 2 cope with being ugly
>>42484530>im not planning on anythingStolen valour
>>42484568Okay but I don't want to cum on myself.
>>42484553That's because they always buy a 30 pack out of bargain bin underwear.And then wonder why they're low qualitym
>>42484566im honestly not sure... i thought it was miso soup since all the background characters have it too but then the girl he's eating with has this bowl of soup which looks like WAY more obviously miso soup right? maybe she got a fancier version cause she got curry? also damn i guess she was hungry
>>42484316a trip from like two years ago
>>42484580grimy skanks like you are the reason stds exist
>>42484589selfish
>>42484582your cuck energy has really taken a dip recently, more pathetic than usualyeah yeah sybau etc etc so boring now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>42484556>thats what i would pick too... you have good tasteI'm the guy who had the same keyboard as you too. This is getting weird.
>>42484583Now this I can get into!
mr aussie vocaroo choid I think I love you, I want to see you in these boxer briefs you were talking about, pls post a pic
I would cum on myself is there were a girl to clean me after
>>42484592i buy bargain bin underwear and dont throw it out. im a foidfailure
>>42484423dudes will feel creepy doing that if you're not specifically asking for it so you prolly wanna make it known that it's something you actually want
>>42484607we must have been seperated at birth. do you also have a mole on your thingy
It's a chaser's responsibility to douche his trans girl before sex
i really need to go to the pharmacy tomorrow
>>42484574You need someone to keep you warm babe?
>>42484574woaw
>>42484627just eat bottom food then starve yourself clean like a normal bottom
>>42484622No dice, just my hip.
it’s a chasers responsibility to douche his hole before sex
>>42484627nah
>>42484636fuck. np we can just tattoo it on
i shat myself earlier today
>>42484637ur not touching my hole
>>42484608bro, ur such a cheater what the heck xD
i dont douche before sex i just let the chaser do it for me so he doesn't get anything on his dick
>>42484599Says the person who doesn’t know how to clean.
>>42484630Yessssssss!>>42484631Keanu reeves woah?
>>42484627Nooooooo!!!!!!He's not allowed to see me until I'm 100% ready to be fucked. ):
>>42484637I would have the cleanest most hairless hole if a girl would ever want to
The Jew fears the laundry chad.
>>42484605Not me btw
>>42484646>reasserting that he is not youIt was never about me to begin with anon! But I could have something with the cum licker upper
>>42484652the only thing you clean is beefy chaser ass meat
bpd gf who isn't allowed to own sharp objects legally and freaks the fuck out if I don't answer her texts within 3.6 minutes
>>42484574Big tits
>>42484668imagine the smell
>>42484645im gonna touch your hole
>>42484670>Not mewhat?
>>42484677(You)
>>42484675>who isn't allowed to own sharp objects legallyis that a thing?
>>42484688NOPE
>>42484699not for anyone elsemy girl is so special <3
>>42484694Facts!
it's funny that i'm a homosexual who gets fucked in the ass now
>>42484694Me like ass and tits
its too hot
>>42484701cmere little choooooooid…..
bf
>>42484721
>>42484719wow ur pretty
i wanna see my boyfriend's hole but he won't let me
>>42484734i look like this
>>42484716You know it actually really is. I feel like not enough people appreciate the humor in all of this.
>>42484724listen if u can beat me at a wrestling match u can top me (u won't u little bitch)
>>42484694He's kind of based for that.
>>42484742i want you
>>42484741dump him desu
>>42484741Keep it secret, keep it safe
>>42484719sick tattoo
>>42484741he's probably a holecel
>>42484747ok but i will keep challenging you to a rematch until i win
daddies with pink bubblegum buttholes kitten loves you <333
>>42484757It'ls message is only reveleaed by fire.
inside every great man is a great woman
>>42484771Lmao.
>>42484741if you see a man's hole he loses all his muscles
im just not going to date a guy whose hole i havent personally evaluated in the flesh like thats just standard practice
its chaser hole inspection day, everyone post em
>>42484768what do i get every time i win
>>42484792should we do a preliminary ranking. which chasers do you think are holechads. which chasers are holecels
>>42484775BILBBOOO BAGGINS I AM NOT TRYING TO FUCK YOU, I'm trying to help you
I feel like my testosterone never activated until trans girls
Womp womplitter.catbox moe/j97xnjt88uv04vp0.jpg
>>42484799what would you like?
>>42484800nils mogs i bet. his hole is pristine like the untouched fjords
>>42484775They don't want you to know this, but every chaser has the words of power inscribed around their hole
>>42484811im sure its a lovely hole but id be a little disappointed in him if its untouched
>>42484804I spat my coffee over my monitor lol. Thanks.
>>42484823he probably touches it a little
>>42484828who among us
rick is a holechad, as much as it pains me to say
I joke about it a lot, but I don't know if I could let a girl top me
Sorry ladies, my 32 yo virgin hole is NOT for sale
>>42484808Super cute outfit, dying to cum in that ass too
>>42484840everything has a price
>>42484809idk but this is a fun dynamic
>>42484840because you’ll give it to me freely, right?
https://files.catbox moe/zkbhzn.jpg
>>42484824Made myself laugh too lol
>>42484835the only thing that pains me is how far away it is
>>42484808nice hole
>>42484853Broken link babe
>>42484837It can hurt a bit, I think the girls get off on a mixture of pleasure and pain and there's a psychological aspect of why they enjoy bottoming so if you're not into the idea of being submissive I don't think it will do much for you unless its very gentle like a prostate toy or some fingers or shallow slow strokes
>>42484848it is, i want a bf i can wrestle withi will think about this at the gym as motivation to get stronger >:3
>>42484808Would lick for hours.
>>42484867Add the dot between catbox and moe
>>42484840Good boy.>>42484854It was pretty good, I can actually hear Ian McKellen's voice saying it lol.>>42484841Thanks! But you can't. (;>>42484858Whole.>>42484883That's a long time.
My hole is blown out but not from sex. From shitting.
>>42484891I ain't one of them retards, babe. Broken link.
https://litter catbox.moe/kt8wnxmm4m2lt9hw.mp4:3
>>42484873it doesn’t hurt if you’re doing it rightif a guy unleashes the whole hog without warming you up first or using lube, it is quite unpleasant
Weetabix vs. Cornflakes
>>42484895Right! The fact that Ian is gay might also add a little bit of humor to it. >Thanks! But you can't. (;Woah, what you got a bf or somethin?
I wont let a tranny fuck or lick my hole ever. My hole is off limits.Your hole, however, is very much within the limits.
If anal hurts you're doing it way fucking wrong
>>42484877imagine the good hatefucking...
I gotta stop watchin the Sopranos I'm starting to talk all funny
>>42484933Alright but you gotta get over it
>>42484920mean
>>42484444no, im me
>>42484933Give me one thousand dollars
>>42484895>That's a long time.You can just lay on your stomach and use your phone while I bury my face in there for a good while.
Babe just try fingering my hole this once. Not that one, the other one
>>42484957oh my...
How are the trooncords handling Mr. House winning NV canonically?
>>42484936>>42484946
>>42484962w h o
>>42484931i will be imagining this while i do my rdls tonight…
>>42484977New Vegas is the #1 tranny game
I actually had a tranny tell me she wanted to eat a mans ass but it seems gross. like nigga my asshole is hairy as fuck that shit is wild. even if I just showered theres probably a dingleberry in there. I think having my ass licked would feel weird regardless but I'd also feel guilty having someone lick my gross disgusting ass
https://voca.ro/1amwzErRDdD9
>>42484962the trooncord is fine. poopanon is streaming rurouni kenshin
>>42484933Are you being prejudiced against Italian Americans?
>>42484994There was a tranny that posted here claiming that eating out a fat hairy man ass would make her cum hands free and was dead serious
giving my chaser a sloppy rimjob while i stroke him off
>>42484994>even if I just showered theres probably a dingleberry in thereThis dude does not know how to actually wash his ass lmaoI mean I'm not involving mine either, but hygiene is definitely not the issue
>>42484985I thought their favorite was playing mind games
Trannies tongue my anus
The girls are being bad, they think it's funny and they need to be punished.
pilfering my choids phone out of his pocket without him noticing
>>42485015It was hyperbolic dude, relaxI'm just saying when your ass is really hairy it gets gross very quickly if you sweat or poop
hmm some of these self-declared straight men on the dating apps are also calling themselves "power bottoms" what the actual fuck is happening to society
>>42484997https://voca.ro/1lD8GLkRZfZYI can make this weird sound with my mouth
>>42485018Me when one of my e-gf's says she's too nervous to cut my name into her thigh
>>42484919No, just assuming I'm on the other side of the planet. Because people usually are.>>42484954That seems.....impersonal.
Tranner that does gay stuff to me whether I like it or not
>>42484903https://files.catbox moe/iq41xz.webm
RiddleBat is love, RiddleBat is life.
Bottom chasers are twice as gay as top chasers.Gock sucking chasers are 1.3x as gay as top chasers.
>>42484933Eyyyy gyaaaaaT Da gahBAghuuuuuul!
my bf is mean
>>42485039Damn nice ass as always Rach but that outfit is crazy crazy hot
it is truly the end of an era
>>42485035You are almost certainly correct, but let a man dream a little. Where ya from?
My hole is so bad I hate it, it's dark and lumpy
>>42485047That's less than I thought
>>42485061What even is that? Also fuck you.
i want choid attention are there any specific kinda nudes anyone wants to see?
i want him to suck it desu
>>42485073Well I never gave you the base gay value of top chasers
>>42485075Post a gentle femdom mommy joi vocaroo
>>42485028https://voca.ro/1ndBTlEmyq4A
>>42485075Honestly I'm in the mood for clothed pics with people's faces in them. The faceless nudes are withering my soul
>>42485075Face down ass up
>>42485036For legal reasons and for the purpose of PR i am a consent respecter. That said,
>>42485008see this is what im talking about this is what im cultivating the chasers i feel are not ready for this and it bothers me. do they not know this is where its at
>>42485070Australia.
>>42485075Pic from behind kneeling sitting on top of your feet
>>42485093>>42485096Duality of chasers
>>42485093im naked do you want me to put clothes on to take a pic for you. that feels a little embarrassing for us both
>>42485093Check Spyro fitlitter.catbox moe/m8pzwjbnhp0eufz5.jpg
>>42485055Thanks, yea that's one of my sluttier outfits lol
What you hear while you're putting your makeup on while I'm the shower before our datehttps://voca.ro/13SSDM7yMqr2
>>42485106Shit, why is it always Australia. I'd have gone through six divorces and gotten seven trannies pregnant by now if I lived out there
>>42485082I would, desu
>>42485123dont paint such a beautiful picture ill fall in love with you
>>42485118Yoooo, it's been so long. I'll dress up like the evil banker bear for the couple's costume
>>42485130good boy
can i die please?
i should probably change some things about my life but im not sure how to do any of it or where to start
>>42485122Now you just gotta get into men some more and we can fuck til we're dead
I go to lgbt bars on my own and kiss cute trans girls
>>42485160you could try a different flavour of laundry detergent
>>42485164that's not real. you made it up. i can't just go to a bar and get a bf nuh uh
>>42485152I don't think it's happening by itself unless you want to wait a few years
>>42485160Start small. Getting up and about is a good one, some exercise, fresh air, time in nature. I know it's winter, but you can still go for a walk.
>>42485164i go to gay bars on my own and sexually harass bears
>>42485129Surely it can't be that common an issue???>>42485141Sounds fun! I want a Charmander one though, he's my favourite Pokemon of all time.
>>42485111Post something foul I'm trying to squeeze some nut out this headache is making it hard
How much lego can you stuff up your bum?
>>42485145Especially if you call me this while I do it
>>42485176is that permission?
>>42485190Half the tie fighter set
>>42485189no im shy...
>>42485123I love it when guys are silly like this
>>42485185Off the top of my head you're like the 4th girl from Australia I've dm'd with but it couldn't go much of anywhere cuz of distance. >charmanderAww that'd be so insanely cute. I'm gonna be Machamp!
>>42485160take a shower do your legs and eat a steak, babe
>>42485175Probably not a bf, but if want to get kissed and have your ass grabbed then suck dick in a toilet then sure.
I dont feel good. I'm too tired to be horny, now I just wish I had someone who cared about me.
i can never resist when i see the opportunity to do a bit while people are flirting. makes me feel like picrel. im sorry i dont want to throw off your vibe i just cant stop myself
>>42485093That’s super cute, those are the kind of pics I only send in DMs though, the board is for my butt
>>42485096posted this one before so sorry for boring you but it kinda matcheshttps://litter.catbox moe/dahh6ttz2gton83m.jpeg>>42485107never done one like this before so i’ll try to take a nice one>>42485093like suggestive or just a nice pic of me?
>>42485232You're a little cheeky monkey
>>42485240if i cant get bitches i can at least make myself laugh
>>42485238Literally just a nice pic of you, nothing sexual. Just a woman looking nice.
>>42485227i don't really want any of that
>>42485193hot. i like being called a good girl while getting railed but it’d be really fun to do the reverse while getting head
>>42485232foreva alone
>>42485238This was approximately what i wanted anyways and you have cute eyes so it works. Now show from the other side.
>>42485215We've dm'd?Machamp works, first gen, best gen.
>>42485236How do I get in your dms then
>>42485252
>>42485074what're you doing here? winemom's not around to bully you rn so there's not much for you to salivate over
>>42485232sonia in the cuck chair doing commentary like those old muppets
>>42485200You don't need my permission, anon. If you think it's time then that's okay
>>>/wsg/6081809
>>42485273ive always known this is my destiny. i need to work on my material
>>42485269Who the fuck is winemom? I don't know who that is..
>>42485250This sounds nice, I think we'd be good for each other
>>42485247https://litter.catbox moe/le9rpu39r0nu8rga.jpeg
>>42485163https://files.catbox moe/cbh867.jpg
mew mew kissy cutie>>42485317>>42485317>>42485317
>>42485302You're beautiful
>>42485259I’m the 38 year old tranny, I’m pretty sure everyone here who wants to be in my DMs is already in my DMs.
>>42485302she's got the cute bangs
>>42485238Looking good babe :-)
>>42485302god u are so cute
i’m trying to take the other ones but i don’t have a tripod or anyone to help me take them and idk how to get these angles you want :(
>>42485492I could help take the pics, I'll get in my car right away.
>>42485173my current one tastes fine>>42485178i need to go on a lot more walks ur right. tomorrow i will walk to the pharmacy and walk to the pizza place. is that nature>>42485217i should get into cooking steak. its good to learn how to cook steak i think
