yep editionold >>42486759qott: what are you talking about with the boys? you are one of the boys, right?
sometimes they call me a girl because they’re trying to be nice, but i’m functionally one of the boysusually we’re talking about weed, pokemon/nintendo games, or movies
im Miranda, I'm one of the booooooys!
i dont look feminine
i look like dale with A cups
>>42495782this is true
>>42495800i look like hank with puffed nipples
>>42495805i probably am too. we just need to get keyhole surgery and she’ll love us all (except she has a bf)
why are you people talking about fucking a random straight woman
I look like bill with D cups
>>42495756>qottpro pain
>>42495850She has a cute voice and a not totally fucked personality so she's a 10/10 in these parts
has anyone seen lias wife?
scheduled the test for next weekcan't get a refund for in home visits and it's early in the morningjust want to forget about it until thensorry for being pathetic
>>42495893You should be>spits on your forehead
>>42495893faggot
>>42495756I only have like 3 male friends and 2 of them are online so I don’t really have any “boys” to be a part of
>>42495756every time i have to hang out with my old male friends i feel a little piece of my soul shrivel up and die
>>42495898idk what do you want me to do then not try to improve my life?>>42495902>faggotliterally everyone itt is
>>42495756
refreshingly few character mentions (outside of ouppy) last thread. good job team
>>42495756>qottI only have one male friend but he's been my friend for like a decade and knew me pre-transition. mostly I just try to convince him to do stuff with me that he doesn't wanna do and then he does the same to me and we just sit there doing nothing scrolling on our phones. it's nice
punchy punchy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy
>>42496015why does everyone wanna ounch her :(
>>42495965why are we such pottymouths? the word fuck is always so big in the word cloud anyway shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Need gf to press me into the mattress
brap>>42495938>literally everyone itt isno im not
>>42496050if you take cross sex hormones you’re a faggot. them’s the rules
>>42496050when are you posting a raw live brap
>>42496050was super gassy at work today so i had to hold in my farts for about 10 minutes until i could get into a lift by myself n when i finally let it out it sounded like a shotgun i hope u get something out of this
i need to get fucked
i have never and will never get fucked
me too :( it’s been over a year. seeing people be like “oh it’s been 2 months since i’ve had sex” makes me mad
i have fucked and i will fuck again
ounch ouppy
>>42496059wth not fair>>42496062i dont fard anon thats an activity for boys>>42496080whoa that sounds like it was a loud oneim glad you found relief eventually
>>42496133GRAGHHH ik what you meancannot wait until we get to meet up in chicago later this year cuz im not gonna let him sleep
i never have had sex and i never will
lol snake in siege? maybe hop on for a week then delete
im gonna be girlmoding for the first time in my life at g-fest (forced to) and im absolutely horrified like i have some cute clothes and stuff but im seriously banking on my voice putting in work to not absolutely hon out in front of my childhood idols
>>42496162>has a boyfriendwe are not the same
i think its impossible for u to be a hon
you flatter me but i could screw this up very easily
>>42496248Bitch ur gonna look great don’t worry about it
>>42495756yep
>>42495756i've isolated myself from everybody in my life and haven't seen any of my old friends in person for going on 3 years nowi used to think that there is something wrong with me but i am finally realizing that i am just innately this way and always have beenso - nothing and no
>>42496337thx betch (crying)
>>42496316i believe in u nona ur gonna look good
>>42495756qott:I used to have an small but close knit friend group of other nerdy guys in middleschool and into highschool. my junior year the group got bigger and a few guys got more popular and then they kinda all started to be dicks and ignoring me in person and over text. I found out later they made a separate gc without me and the one guy who I considered to be my last good buddy in the group never told me and when I asked him why he said he didn't notice I wasn't in it. I mostly have stopped talking to them now and I started hrt after graduating highschool. now in uni I live in a big flop house with a bunch of my buddies, I often feel like the odd one out bc I'm the youngest by a year and they're all graduating after this semester. all this to say I've tried to be one of the guys but I don't think I fit in.
>>42496400this kinda happened to me when i was like 13 i didnt know i was trans but i knew i wasnt like other guys n it was a horrible time all round
>>42496248ygmi anon you can do it
friday tomorrow almost there
>>42496400many such cases
>passoid has a bfnow watch the simps scatter away
>>42496496we've known she has a boyfriend since she showed up, the simps will simp forth nonetheless
>>42496496i dont want to be a simp i want to be her friend :(
>>42495756>qottnothing, never was. guys always bullied the fuck out me, i even got beat up for "liking my gf too much" back in 5th grade
just got called a creep and an asshole for trying to make a self-loathing woman feel better.
remember how britnona posted at tumblrmoder, then tumblrmoder posted her discord, then a while later tumblrmoder posted like "britnona still hasn't responded to my DM" or something
no i dont remember that
>>42496549>>>/lgbt/mtfg
no one remembers that because it didn't happen
yea go back to mtfg psht
>>42496547are you a cis man?
mmg is for the trans women who feel they don't pass right?
>>42496547maybe reflect on that and ask yourself why
>>42496580basically
>>42496549LMAO in her defense i immediately opened with a joke about her being trainmoder so i blame my negative charisma for scaring her at first or something but it's all good we talk
>>42496547this doesn't look like how you think it looks
>>42496574no :[ I guess i can be a bit.... retarded and autistic. But thats part of my charm. Still new to being this active on 4chan But I thought this WAS the site to be weird and creepy and just have a good time.
>>42496596yeah but she is literally trainmoder
>>42496596ooohhh I see how that would be a problem lol, she definitely seems committed to the "pretending to be 3-4 different people" bit. lol
>>42496587>>42496599I mean I AM weird. Not going to deny that. maybe I should just set a name so people won't confuse me for someone else.
>>42496604>are you a cis man>no i'm just autisticKILL YOURSELF
yawn
>>42496604hi, I have some questions for you. first, why are you, a man, posting in a thread for transgender women? are you a chaser or just a troll?also, what's the story behind your intentionally bizarre typing style? do you have a cheat sheet you use to ensure you maximize your syntactical errors and grammar mistakes? do you measure the potential aggravation level of the way a message is typed before you send it, to ensure maximum levels of irritation?or -- is the issue that you genuinely aren't familiar with the english language? since you're american, I know they don't really teach you english in school over there, so that would be understandable. what's your primary objective here? and I don't wanna hear anything about how you can't help but intentionally be a dickhead because of your "autism".
>>42496547go away, weirdo
referring to my bait rubric before posting to ensure maximum bait
>>42496604goaway
>>42496572literally yes go back to mtfg you piece of shit
Who left their diary in my game?
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
mom found the eksrogen and i went full stirnerite and said i didn't ask for her understanding (a lie, her understanding means everything to me)
>>42496691sea of thieves is friendslop /j
>>42496691>dear diary>while brushing my chest hair with my favorite flat brush today (to keep it looking fresh and slay) i..
>>42496717hi
>>42496756nta but you better be in kentucky
>>42496656not a manCan we please not hyperfixate on thr grammar thing. I type how I speak>>42496678What's so bad abour being weird? im an eccentric person. but I'm overall harmless>>42496689mtfg? Isn't this also a trans women space? whats the difference between mmg. passgen. and mtfg?
>>42496756nta, do you live in kentucky? will you ever live in kentucky? will you ever be in kentucky?
>>42496770go away
IIIIIIIIIIAM A MAAAAAAAAAAAN
cismoid but worse is here yippee
>>42496596sorry for being an exceptionally bad replier
>>42496770fuck off or at least trip, cm2
>>42496770trip on
>>42496789girl ur an icon you dont gotta explain urself
>>42496769>>42496774oof over 7 thousand kilometers away
>>42496796>>42496812Tripping is where I set a name for myself? Still figuring out what I want my name to be. maybe this is a good name?
>>42496819bad luck sister
>>42496824>not a manwhat are you?
>>42496824tip no one gave a fuck or yet gives a fuck WHAT your name is, just that you HAVE one. cya never!
bait used to be believable
>>42496770there is no difference, its the same posters, regardless of gen
>>42496850this 97 year old moder still makes believable bait the old fashioned way!
why am I pear shaped
>>42496873no one knows the answer yet
why are you so pear shaped... hnnnggg
why am I mare shaped
I wish I was pear shaped I bet I'd have a big ol ass
i ‘member back in my middle school days getting mad at my dad and brother for manspreading. if only i’d also figured out diy and crypto and such then when i had a chance
mares... ooooouuggghh
>>42496900i never spent enough time with my dad to get mad at him for this but i remember once he took me to a football game n i still remember the disappointment in his eyes when it got to half time n i asked if it was finished n we could go home
how do I become MORE pear shaped
>>42496891built for clopping?
>>42496928fuck yes sister /) get up in this ponut
I need a girl to grope me
>>42496916i opted out of football with my dad, he just took my brother instead. that bastard only became a fan of the jets after the divorce, but when i was a little kid and vaguely gave a shit about football, i was a jets fan but he was a giants fan
got a short haircut (used to have long hair) and now i look like a fucking childdoes this make me a boymoder?
>>42496849wdym? im not sure what you mean when you say see me never.>>42496836I hate answering this question. it's hard to say. I want to be a husband, I want to be a father/dad, I want to drink beers and chill with the bros. But I look like a woman. I was born male. The main reason I started hrt because I just dont like how men look. I dont want to ever bald. I dont want to ever look like a dude. But I dont really want to be a woman. Im not a fan of being a bottom. Im not a fan of being girly. but still. Because I look like a woman. Im directed to the womens areas. Idk what I am. Maybe nonbinary? I dont feel like a woman. People wont treat me like a man. I hope I dont offend anyone when I say this. But I do somewhat feel more similar to a "shemale" more than I feel like a "real woman". Im content with being labeled he/him. But im also ok if someone refers to me as she/her. because I do look like one. So idk. Im not sure a "shemale" is a real category. So.... TLDR. transfem i guess. (im sorry im a huge yapper)
>>42496958It makes you a big dumb girl
>>42496965inb4 “vocaroo posters call me a big dumb girl”
>>42496957my dad tried super hard to get me into football he even named me after a footballer i think after that is when he gave up trying
>>42496980my dad tried to force me onto the basketball team as a kid but i was legitimately so bad it was less embarrassing to kee0 me put of sports
>>42496960okay filtering you and not engaging anymore but if you're serious leave this place it's not for you
oh my god this dude is literally brand new to 4chan and blew in from reddit lmao fuck off
>>42497006he's filterable now!
>>42496770you use the wrong words not the wrong grammar
>>42496991my parents got separated immediately after i got home from a rec basketball game i sucked ass at. i like basketball at least. back when my family made me play baseball though i literally didn’t hit the ball once my last season. i only got on base by getting hit with the pitch
>>42497010he does both, to be fair
>>42496885don't get excited it's not that noticeable. my ass is big though
>>42496991the same thing happened to me lmao they tried getting me to play football but i wandered away from the pitch n started to pick flowers
>>42496999I guess thats fair. Still not sure whats okay and not okay to say. not sure what im doing wrong.
>>42497010wdym? Could use some advice.
ok ppl now that i got measuring tape wtf am i supposed to measure with it anyways
>>42497059bustshoulderhipwaist
https://youtu.be/e3o5FIXoK84
>>42497059https://www.abrathatfits.org/calculator.php
>even double replies like cismoidglad i started filtering early
it's eerily similar
tell me about it im getting flashbacks
>>42497080Wow I wish I had used this years ago. 7 years and still too scared to go get measurements. Just been using sports bras.>>42497095I am so confused. Im definitely being trolled. But ill endure. I know the newbies always get dug out until they become accepted.
nonas do u like limp bizkit
>>42497019yeah ok true but it's the misuse of words that bothers me, nobody even tries to spend any time at all learning a space or understanding context anymore
>>42497120nah i prefer a different brand of dogshit hot topic rock music from the 2000s
>>42497120my dick is bigger than yourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCrbErzHD0g
>>42497125Ive lurked here for so long tho. What words am I misusing?
>>42497120limp bizkit if they were goodhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5psGAkil1tU
>>42497136shut the fuck up and go away
MY SHOULDERSSS AAAAAAA
>>42497142Any feedback would be great. Im ignorant to what im doing or saying thats remotely wrong.
>>42497137lmao this guy is great i used to listen to his covers years ago
>>42497032lol I did this exact thing as a kid. I think I would wander around collecting rocks and shit. I had no idea what was going on.
I am very ugly.
I'm shoulderhon it would seem
>>42497199my word you are lanky
seeee i said i was a lankoid
nothing wrong with a little lank on your stank
>>42496438Ive know I was trans since like 12 too but I was forced into sports and being masculine by my parents so I didn't really get to act on it till I graduated highschool.
>>42497263if i had trans representation other than chris chan n caitlyn jenner i might have realised earlier too
I'm gonna fucking kank
>>42497281could be worse, you coulda come out to your parents around the time of conchita wurst
Huh. you dont really get to adjust fat distribution. But at 5'9 200 pounds this isnt as accurate as I hoped. Why the thighs look like that. But too scared to post my actual body here.
>>42497263same then i was raped
The fuck???????
nonono that's gotta just be because my ribcage is huge right????
>>42497263i told my parents i wanted a sex change when i was 6 but they were so mad i was convinced i was just a weird cissoid for a while
>>42497331yes
>>42497281that stupid jazz show was the only trans rep I saw until I got access to a computer at like 14. wish I had found this place sooner so I could've diy'd
MY HIPS ARE FUCKING SMALL BECAUSE MY LIFE WAS RUINED BY CISSOID PHOBES AND A TRANS RAPIST OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S NOT FAIR
>>42497338yeah... makes sense...
>>42497302>picrelme
well I thoroughly wanna kms now time to buy bras
>>42497302https://mybodygallery.com/prefer using this site. Shes also 200 pounds 5'9
>>42497344the retarded thing is is i was like an inch away from stumbling into trans places from the age of like 12 i just didnt by dumb luck
>>42497375Lowkey a Pixar mom build if you wear a dress and have lumbar lordosis.
>>42497319Damn you’re small
>>42497398dude i came out at 12 and was pushed right back in the closet. these cis niggas are all evil and theh hate us and they could have helped you and they disnt cause theyr evil
>>42497410ok in my defense im only a year in
>>42497401no kuz i'm a dude
babytrans general
nonpassers. wouldn't you love being creeped on by a weird but passing trans woman thats mentally ill and problematic?
>>42497423No I mean rib cage you’re a tiny girl, like this is the size I’d measure Asian or teenagers at when I’m at work
>>42497447go away or kys
>>42497319look into breast shapes, different bra types fit different breasts better
>>42497447Please leave
>>42497447you creep me the fuck out in a gross and undesirable way
my brother keeps trying g to purple nurple me or something and it’s terrifying as a moder
lmaoooooo it’s overre /b/ros fml>>42497455i have a 32 band and im a never passer zero malefails at 3.5 years hrt truemoder you dont know what youre talking about
>>42497483EWWWEEEEEEEEE OWWWWW
>>42497416dont get me wrong even if i knew at that age i wouldnt have told a soul plus i was super naive and eager to please so odds are i wouldve been groomed by some discord hon
>>42497455oh well yeah im rlly skinny and stuff... i wish i was shorter tho
>>42497460Also this most trans girls are side set which I’d recommend balconette, push up or front close bras for.>>42497486I’m sure you can do it Nona if I can at a 38 band I don’t see why you won’t be able to!
>>42497508nearly all trannies wide set.Good for wide set: T shirt, Demi, Balconette, Minimizer, Side Support.Bad: Plunge, Full coverage, unlined, pointed cup, adhesive
>>42497495>plus i was super naive and eager to please so odds are i wouldve been groomed by some discord honhaha yea this actually is what happened to me lowk and it’s part of why i gave in when my parents pushed back. i was like maybe this is a degenerate and dangerous way of life. i mean actually he wasn’t technically a tranny but he was a faggot and he liked that i was a tranny
>>42497497look on the bright side. You get to be an elf instead of a hobbit or gnome.
>>42497528leave
i want to be promoted
>>42497491i have to keep trying to escape so he doesn’t notice the cones
>>42497520Idk about unlined being bad in my experience unlined works really well for side set
>>42497528go the fuck away creep
i get flashbacks and want to hang myself
>>42497537>>42497564What did i do wrong this time ;_; M-maybe you'll stop bullying me if I post breasts? Well idk. id probably get bullied for how they look :[ Im just like y'all. Im manmoding. kinda. manmoding in the sense I wear "male clothes".
>>42497520oke this is actually rlly useful thank u anone this girl stuff is so new to me
>>42497574open the catalog, close this thread, look for a thread called chasergen and go shit up that thread. don't even reply to me just fucking leave
don't reply to the bait
>>42497579also when putting on a bra you're supposed to bend over forwards until they hang, then grab a handful including the under arm fat part of the breast and scoop it into the bra. That way you fill it properly and have good support
>>42497582Im not a chaser who tf keeps saying that. Must I prove im also girl?
>>42497585Ehh??? is there like a diagram for this??
>>42497591you can prove it by deleting system 32
>>42497585 wtf nobody does that
>>42497591use the nearest gun to put a fucking hole in your forehead posthaste
>>42497591yeah post estrocock
>>42497525yeah i knew literally nothing about being trans i genuinely thought srs was just getting ur meat chopped off with nothing else. im sorry u had to go through that though nona :(
I dont even date other trans women. Well not specifically just them. female trans men. and cis women. Though I would top a chaser for Baldurs gate 3 and Dragon age Veilguard.>>42497607no wonder the rate for trans women is so high. y'all are so mean. idk what I even did wrong.
>>42497616I want your bone marrow
>>42497616fuck. I meant to say fem trans men. Though If the lights are turned off ill fuck anything.
>>42497604>>42497593https://bustyresources.fandom.com/wiki/Scoop_and_swoop
>>42497629excuse me? I mean I would donate plasma and bone marrow if you wanted any. because I just want to be part of the club :[
how when i look at naked pictures of myself i only see an obvious and unavoidably masculine body?
>>42497638All of it.
>>42497638you should leave and then get a mastectomy
>>42497639fuck. id love to just go to a field of grass and trees, find a big stick. and larp as a wizard traveling golarion. But women cant have shit anymore ;_;
i thought there would be more transgember thighs by now
>>42497649why? I dont want to detrans. I'll show you just how stacked being on 7 years of hrt gets you.
>>42497662you can do no wrong and we are not mocking you
>>42497662no, not mocking you. you should get ffs. i don't find you creepy
>>42497593Definitely follow this >>42497631also make sure to adjust your straps if the bra is raising up or your straps are falling off
>>42497631ohhhhh the way you said it i thought this was some kinda odd maneuver im to do while putting the thing on loleso yeah I just schlorp my tiddies into the actual bra parts after getting it on okee i get it desu
>>42497668no one wants to see you just go away
>>42497668everybody hates you go away
>>42497667https://unsee () cc/album#OU001nRYi3Uc
>>42497668what are you not getting? no one wants you here, go away
>just casually sitting here about to go win a world chess championship, a ufc championship, fight on the front lines of a war and operate heavy machinery after a day of construction work where I don't need others to help me#manhood
>>42497667are elfi thighs not enough for you? does your greed have no end?
>>42497690nice socks alice
would anyone wanna play chess with me
im too stupid to play chess
>>42497681>>42497684>>42497693What is with all the hostility? im being bullied for no reason. Im sorry im such a weird person. Ive been trapped in my house for years and barely get the chance to speak with people my age. i hang out with my boomer parents.
>>42497708reblogged
>>42497714As are virtually all women.
>>42497715It's just blobby, ignore em
>>42497716okay ;-;
what are the chances that this is cm
Please stop bullying. Anymore bullying is qualified as racism now too.>>42497724who the fuck is that.
>>42497690mogs me, my thigh is probably bigger than your two combined
>>42497690yesss good thigh hehe
>>42497731you know, it's weird that he knew to acknowledge >>42497095 . I guess it could be him
how do i stop acting like a guy? it's so hard... i always get scared when people talk to me so i just pretend im cis
>>42497735do you not speak english??? what's the problem? go the fuck away
>>42497749I have no idea who you are.
I fucking hate tripfags so much its unreal they're like fucking herpes
>>42497748put on the dress of course
>>42497737thicc thighs save lives nona
manmoding is draining the life from me but i can't pull myself together for long enough to stop
>>42497758Oh! so you hate me because im a tripfag not because of the other stuff. OK thats fair. But is there a logical reasoning to why you hate them?
>>42497759then i'll just keep doing what i'm doing but in a stupid dress. starts crying and peeing im sorry everyone
what does ouppy think about all of this
>>42497762yeah but mine are bad
>>42497812post em
>>42497780we don't hate you because you're a namefag. it's because you're insufferable! hope that helps.
>>42497825already rolled
>>42497748when i have to interact with cis people i dissociate n the cis man persona ive created takes over i really dont like doing it
>>42497841oh... thanks? thats very fembrained
>>42497708i’ll make a chess.com account or whatever site you prefer. warning: i suck at chess
>>42497880shave your chest
>>42497889im ok around other queers n certain cis people but if i feel scared or threatened the man starts showing up again i wish i could make him go away
not to worry nonas, this new character posts outside of mmg
>>42497923no, I dont shave my body. The human body is hairy, and I dont want to fund a problem that humans invented.
i wanna kms sooooo fucking bad
>>42497930I wish it would be *only* outside mmg though
>>42497947you and me both
>>42497930thats not enough i need him to die
side note: i have them filtered, but i usually check reply tags and one of them actually showed with an attached picture of big boobs. is she a passoid or a creep posting other women?
its nu/mmg/ what do you think
>>42497978filename has a date from last september so definitely a creeppost
mmtfg
>>42497978leaning toward the latter, acts like a creep
>>42497992aw cmon I gotta write my name and today's date and shit? Fine ill do it in a bit. I promise you I am a creep AND a passoid.
im drunk
im gay
>>42475074>nobodyOkay, have sum ugly pics from me.https://files.catbox.moe/fu61ap.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/r25pyy.jpg
im nona :)
we're reaching levels previously unknown
so many names and trips to filter
it's so fucked let's have this be the last one
greetings moder have you heard of deltarune?
i could post chad pics and fully sink the ship if you want
>>42498033of course i have. haven’t played it though, i’ve only played a little bit of undertale
we're getting fresh annoying namefags and tripfags at an incredible rate
hey
woah the random person who was asking me for bitcoin is back, nice
drunk, gay, chinese, i can't tell the difference
which named characters would get turned on if they started using a tripcode? we know people liked jellyfishmoder even when she used a tripcode, so it’s not impossible to avoid the hate
>>42497913okee my username is 420_weedlorld69_420
>>42498058um, you're drunk, gay, chinese
>>42498061on chess.com? and are you just doing a bit?
>>42498060I thought you meant turned on as in horny for a solid minute
>>42498073I made it when I was young lol and yess chess.com
>>42498087nta but i will play chess with u nona
>>42498087does this mean im going to have to make a chess com account when we play?
>>42498060well there's only 3 characters that are generally liked at all in the first place so most of them could trip with no difference
>>42498101probs
>>42498107;-; fine even tho lichess is foss and that it makes it cooler :p
>>42498060its easy to be liked as a trip just be nice and respectful of the gens culture
>>42498060if the people hated sealposter id be burnt at the stake
can a redneckmoder and a hillbillymoder ever truly be friends
>>42498138yeah but are you a total dickhead like her though? it's a little different
>>42498138there's no character that's even remotely close to being as disliked as her what are you talking about
>>42498162does cismoid count as a character
everyone hating on sealposter now I gotta stan
>>42498174i meant active posters
i can't believe it's the last mmg wtf am i going to do now
why does she takes so long to reply maybe I should just block her again
Nigger
I am mocking you
>>42498198post thigh
if a namefag doesnt post in the gen in 3 months youre allowed to take their name
>>42498214yt peoples humor
>>42498217really?
>>42498240I'm black and I laughed
doing the chess tutorials and im so retarded lmao
>>42498204thats not batriddler yuri can you post some of thst please?
when a moder of color is speaking i sit my mayo ass down and listen
>>42498246spiritually white
CraKKKer
>>42498087this guy’s lying i played like shit
just blew britnona's back out in chess who's next
Kike
>>42498162we literally got one fresh in this thread lmao
>>42498264me send the link pussy
>>42498294>>42498061
yooooooooooooooooooo i do say slurs desu so nigga faggot kike hoe lmao im soo edgy and like literally a man also
dude, weedi’ve set my oven to 420 instead of 425 since middle school because dude weed
>>42497978just another run of the mill fakemoder
>>42498297i need to make an account? nvm
>>42498354let’s do correspondence chess, everyone post your address
i think im gonna have a pulled pork dilla
>>42498363i had a burrito
nutsack
why she can't reply faster i now she's not busy rn so dubs and I cut myself
>>42498363oh and go vegan whore
let's play chess the winner rapes the loser i never learned how to play btw
>>42498367yummy>>42498381i do feel pretty guilty about it when i think about it
>>42498403its not rape if u want it
its not gape if you want it
>>42498414oh my god we can roleplay a cnc scenario stop being a coward
that's TWO wins literally nobody can stop me
>>42498403i guess tumblrmoder is raping me soon then. don’t think either of us are gonna be happy with that arrangement
>>424983591600 pennsylvania avenue washington dc
come back in ten years
mogs me
>sexual despairjeez
i suck at chess lmao
should i be shaving the hairs round my butthole?
>>42498491kinda like me though
>>42498501yep>>42498502be kind frem
>>42498379rolling
>>42498496kek
>>42498501i don’t but i also can’t manage to do a good job of shaving my ass cheeks anyway. skill issue, i’m sure
>>42497930>>42497947>>42497978>>42497992Fine here you go.
>>42498501i dont but nobody is ever gonna see it so who cares
>>42498527bra off
>>42498546why?
>>42498553she's a pervert. and honestly me too
>>42498527bare tits or gtfo you dumb foid
can't believe it's 2026 how did I manage to live for so long
ok we're getting into an area here time for my silly ass to go
>>42498570Im pretty sure thats not allowed on this board.
>>42498580unsee exists
>>42498579can u rape me before u go
diller
>>42498512i will not be kind to myself. kindness is reserved for others
>>42498586https://voca.ro/14BDKiFXQmS2
>>42498587how's your sex life
>>42498597oh hi mark
>>42498596damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
>>42498587That looks amazing. I also like to cook.
im going to get good at chess n then im gonna kick ur ass mark my words tumblrmoder ur days are numbered
>>42498617>mad she didn't get raped by la tumblrina
>>42498597lia fucks her twink wife
>>42498585Oh.. well no.
>>42498596rapist victim
>>42498597w-wat>>42498595just dissociate further and then you can imagine that you're a whole separate personeasy as that
can she reply to me already this is torture
>>42498644.
i got trash pussy that's my fuckin problem
finding out chuddy is botttom was a twist ngl I guess we shouldn't judge a book by its cover ig
>>42498650you're not her kys
map the 'moders!
>>42498676all bottom left
>>42498676im lawful evil or "submissive bottom"
>>42498680not true
>>42498676wheres the virgin square put me on that one
okay this is really hitting too close to home this is why i manmode
>>42498676vers top.
>>42498713You don't count
>>42498719how come?
>>42498676hrmmhhh....... im sub bottom at heart but in practice i find myself needing to be a vers bottom due to lack of sufficient tops in my time
>>42498676verse bottomi will top but in exchange ram your cock down my throat
>>42498676service top i think
The only tops who wanna fuck around here are either chasers who don't give me enough love or other troons who fuck BAD and it makes me wanna kms
>>42498826mby you just havent found your one anon
>>42498855I just dont get why trans girls are so bad at thrusting like bitch has nobody told you your stroke game is weak
>>42498866weak legs/thighs due to life sitting at a computer
Im so ugkyy
i need to be affirmed every 10 minutes or i will cry
also to all chasers out there: tongue is the reward not the rule. chill out with that shit and kiss me regular a little
>>42498866idk i havent found that to be truebut maybe im bad at seggs iv never done it before>>42498893idk mine are pretty thiccy
you ever think of the fact that big hat wearer jamiroquai of virtual insanity fame dumped winona ryder because her boobs were too big and she liked sex too much?
>>42498967What a fucking chad
>>42498253Only because you asked nicely
>>42498978it’s the most egregious “my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery” example i’ve ever heard!
i got the hardest, darkest coalhttps://youtu.be/I-4bpGzXbUE?si=7Jjvm5GZJR0NDc_T
>>42499032Look I see it like this: the man knew what he had was too much for him to handle and decided to let the baddie go and for that I can respect himHe had to step out of the bear cave before he was devoured
>>42499033not sure what it means but even though im not gonna listen to the rest of it i kinda liked it
What are you doing rn?
if i had more forehead id look alright but instead gawd or whatever was like give that bitch horse face
im so UGLY and RAPED also btw. also i have no memories
>>42499140me neither but from what little i do remember i doubt it was a great time anyways
Which mmg is the best lay
>get raped>get rape fetishmake it make sense
>>42499161i had a good time until puberty and then i sat inside and got smelly
>>42498676comptop
>>42498587yummy slop. I'm eating noodles and fried tofu with sloppy sauce
punchy punchy ouppy
;00
kissy smoochy ouppy
>>42499236That locks you into the bad route unfortunately. The best tamagotchi require a bit of abuse and neglect
would y'all care for your parents all day and all night and live a neet-life/maid, rarely going outside and have no social life outside of online interactions if it paid decently, gave work experience, made your parents appreciate you, and you become the main person on the will?
>>42499258yeah idgaf
>>42499212ty anon it was gud i hope your noodle is good esp the sloppa sauce
>>42499176I know, right? That and gaining hypersexuality from it too.
I need cock so bad
We should do coal karaoke
>>42499165not me
>>42499340but i can’t sing :(
doxxmoder i don't know if she told you what i think, but just so you know, i think you're an evil person for what you did and i hope you're pleased with yourself
>>42499355I think you misunderstand the point of karaoke. Being good at singing isn't the point.
>>42499365what are you accusing of her of?
>>42499372yes but hearing myself sing makes me want my skull impaled
>>42499165i bet its elfi :3
Playing streets of rage 4. Why are all of the bosses just The hottest women imaginable. Cop-mommy, Communist-mommy, Snake-mommy.
i hate myself so much
>>42499378nta but check mmgwiki…
me too
>>42499429new pokemon type dropped?
>>42499429oh of course
>>42499429There's a wiki?
>>42499449https://mmg-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/MMG_Wiki
better be care about your ips on that one oh man
>>42499466damn wouldn't want fandom.com to know my ip, good call lia
oh lame i was hoping there was an actual mmg wiki
i have ips (irregular penis syndrome)
>>42499486flatdickmoder?
>>42499479i protec the people i care about anon yw
If we actually make a mmg wiki make sure its not a Fandom one pls that website gives me aids
We do not need an /mmg/ wiki
I need your lips on miiiine
>>42499562how else will everyone know everyone’s sexuality?
vibehttps://youtu.be/GDfr8yQ34Bg>>42499549pvp rentry articles with an index page controlled exclusively by strawpolls
>cheating>drama>vague attackswe have completed our metamorphosis. welcome to mtfg2
>>42499600finally iv been working overtime on this
>>42499600mtfg 2 but we don’t pass
>>42499608half these bitches pass
>>42499600don't fight it nona. let it happen.
>>42499606who do you think won? blobbers?>>42499617the man this drama is about doesn't
>>42499617i don’t :(
>>42499627my controversial opinion?navy won
>>42499617I don’t pass and never will with my wendigo ass frame
>>42499643I'd kill for that guy's full lips tho eee
>>42499627shes innocent
>>42499639tbdesu i've always agreed.
>>42499653innocent of what? we don't even know what happened lol
>>42499653>source: my crack pipe
nini gang stay breezy (brap)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUiqPvPnRII&list=RDcUiqPvPnRII&start_radio=1
>>42499661he converted my wife and ruined my life :(
Why dontvi pass? Oh yeH zMy BACK BITCH ITSS HUGE
everybody fuckin the elves on Christmas
I'm fuckin elves on the daily
i'm eating poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
i can stop crying
gotta share a dick with a straight troon some day
>>42499943are we stuck together like conjoined twins with our 1 dick?
>>42500048not at all what I meant but sure we can do a Chinese dick trap or something
I didnt look any prettier before i gave up
I'm getting prettier by the minute
i’m ugly and lame
I'm pretty attractive and generally interesting
simply cannot relate
I'm alright I think
i cry until my heart hurts and then i get really high and then i cry until my heart hurts again and then i pass out and then i have a distressing dream wherein im female and then i wake up and post coal on 4chan.org/lgbt/mmg/ until around
i think ppl find me aloof or intimidating to approach
should have killed myself when i was a child and when j was a teenager and after i got raped and also last year
fml
rating mmg characters by which sex and the city character they’re most like
i am suchh a miranda
WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT TOOWHY CAN'T I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANTNO MATTER HOW FAR I GO IN LIFE I ALWAYS HIT A FUCKING WALLWHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS THING
i fucked up as a tranny with a conservative family by becoming a burnout instead of working hard so i can support myself and not be forced to deal with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-PsAzH21w
i repped too long and gave myself schizophrenia
Lmao
my heart is broken
why?
>>42500838i have a big back
can i see
when do we get to see you
likely never
we should each choose our own signature insecurity to talk about here frequently
okay! i'll go first, i'm insecure about my appearance because i look like a man
ok mine is that secretly no one likes me and I'll die alone
I think I eat too much poop but idk
you guys already took mine
>>42500970too generic, we all have that one. pick a specific one so we can all have our own
I'm autistic and highly likely of becoming a "domestic terrorist."
>>42501051>we all have that onenot so sure this is true these days
>>42501062we know you have autism, you left your trip on
>>42501076Hahaaaa... uh yeah...
i’m picking giant skull btw
>>42495756i'm dalemoder
hurr durr uh HURR
>>42501051fine, i'm insecure about my gigantic lower jaw and chin
i masturbate to fat men putting things in their bum and afterwards i feel nothing because it's normal to me
>>42501174
>>42501172>joker voice
>>42501168how bad is it?
>>42501191think crimson chin
U guys are way behind, I already talk about my height and midface constantly
