If you could choose to be and elder scrolls race which would you pick? For me it is either dark elf or khajit x3 or maybe breton and I would want to live in morrowind because its the best elder scrolls country Previously >>42507194
>>42511598breton bc they're the boring white people of elder scrolls, but they are good with magic too so they're coolI wouldn't really want to be in an elder scrolls game though, they're solidly mid
If I was a dark elf I would have a khajit boyfriend and I would smoke skooma with him
>>42511598you steal my image for a SCTHEWPID thread topic? we need jesus to come and cleanse this disgusting ball of filth. death to all pedophiles and rapist murderers. justice for all those who have been wronged. justice by fire.
god sent us to trump
>>42511613Actually maybe I would want to live in bravil in cyrodil and we would not be dressed so finely but we would be happy
>>42511613racist>>42511617abrahamic religions are full of pedophiles, maybe Jesus should start there
I get my politics from cute guyshttps://youtube.com/shorts/JzgnSeC2LT8
>>42511630heathens will infiltrate religions to sow discord. pedophiles are not true worshipers or believers, merely opportunistic sadists. they will all receive judgment.
>>42511617He looks just like a khajit in morrowind though x3
The way "Tex"anon just exposed haself as MORMON
>>42511598I swear I am one of the few people who has never played the elder scrolls series
did gendoh sexually abuse shinji after yui disappeared>>42511638>no true Scotsman
I wonder if tex is in the files
>>42511650the teX-files
Vivec is in the Epstein files
>>42511691Vivec is a hermaphrodite i have a friend whos a hermaphrodite but he ripped off his penis
hermaphrodites are women. HER is in the name.
Does Texanon postings give anyone else Dorian Electric theyfabs vibes?
so yeah, i wanna fuck legoshi
i wish tex would beat me up, without mercy.
I am waiting for you my king
>>42511787Omg based i would molest his corpse
>>42511787omg, is that a screenshot from classic MMORPG EverQuest?
>>42511811He died defending a level 17 twink
>>42511762who is legoshi
>>42511853it's Morrowind bruh
>>42511598Khajiit, I've played as the same Khajiit in Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim. His name is Catface and he's a mostly a thief but dabbles in some magic. He doesn't use bows though because they're lame.
>>42511878It's this bitch
how come most guys dont even brush their teeth? a lot of them got the nastiest breath that i have to keep a distance from them during conversations
>>42511910damn, it looks shitty I thought it was a mid to late 90s game
>>42511927if you think that looks like ass look at runescape
>>42511927It's early 2000s
>>42511925Maybe they do brush their teeth but not their tongue, that's where the bad breath comes from
>>42511934i mean runescape is charmingly ugly at least
>>42511922>it's furshitgross>>42511925idk about other people but I had really rough experiences with dentists and my orthodontist as a kid so I avoid it out of anxiety, though I'm slowly getting it incorporated into my routine to improve things
>>42511938what a fool you are
Would you ever feign interest in something for the sake of a guy you're attracted to or would your autism/honesty make you say "Uh no, I have no interest in that" ?
>>42511990I generally have a some interest in every topic, but if something's really fucking boring to me, like sports, I can't summon the energy to fake interest in it
I'm a chophoe I love soju and my favorite candy is Arizona Iced Tea Sour Lemonade Gummies.
I really wanna live in one of those cyberpunk megabuildings in a really small apartment and it's night and raining outside oh my god that would be amazing
>>42512011It would be nice. it's basically like a village. You'd be able to walk to the common areas and there'd be people there.
the worst part about seborrheic dermatitis is what it does to ur ears
what does it take to get a bf around here
>>42512035nor cali?
>>42512026I like the idea of being way up high and never having to leave the colossal building. Leave my apartment, get my premade cyberpunk slop dinner and a neon blue soda from a vending machine for 5 futurecoins, go back, get all cosy, it's epic
>>42512035hairy hole I think
I'd rather live in a comfy Lovecraft village in New England where the people are slightly strange
>>42512045yeah, I get what you mean. I think the only annoying part is having to ride the elevator so often. There's been times when I've stayed in a hotel and needed to ride the elevator up and down a bunch throughout the day and it's tiring. Way worse if you live on the 90th floor.
Lol I asked my little brother to pray for me and he said "dear god please let mr pancakes live indoors"
so what if my dad has a big dick it's not even that big, mine is just small
>>42512065I don't mind riding the elevator, I used to live on the 12th floor of a building and the worst thing in the world is when the elevator is broken. Actually in a cyberpunk world that fucking elevator is gonna be broken a lot.
>>42511990It would really depend what it is. I don't have much interest in history but always thought it would be cute to have a history nerd bf that would tell me what he's been reading while cuddling after I filled his ass.
I own a Bible <3
>>42512087what for
>>42512087I tried reading the bible but it's written in such a fucking retarded manner I just couldn't get through it
I can only read the beginning part but its nice I think
>>42512109It really is most of it but genesis is the only cool part
>>42512109you get used to it after a while
I had so many friends in the mental ward because everyone is really bored and friendly and we're all locked in there together I remember I was friends with this french lady who was a painter and I was friends with this half Japanese half white guy who was intersex and I was friends with an native Canadian girl and I would actually give her my meat off my lunch tray because I was scared to eat the meat they served us >.<
>>42512116>>42512123and Abraham has a hundred sons and their names were john and jimmy and james and johan and sneep and snorp and bleep and blorp and-and Abraham went to the land of uoeiweuoiweu and stayed there for 14 days and 14 nights and drank wine there and ate bread there and then went to the land of uhnrugrhjknrk and stayed there fo-
But there was a somalian girl too and she would always say>somalia is so beautiful And stuff like that but she would take her hijab off sometimes and she got to go outside and smoked cigarettes so she was not like what I was expecting a muslim girl to be like plus she would always hit on boys and was very forward lol
But I dont know i guess you shouldnt have preconceptions about what people are like because people are individualistic and you cant paints them with a broad stroke or else thats offensive to their personality
All the people had mental issues though thats why they were in there and she pretty clearly had some outbursts in the hallway and said some pretty shocking things I dont know why but I wont repeated them but I have before here I just feel bad now and I dont want to humiliate anyone but I guess like she had some kind of manic episode or something and was saying things that are not appropriate i swear on god she really did that stuff im not making it up but still its not funny when people are having mental issues
I like the part at the end of the bible when aliens with wings come to earth and the guy has a sword that comes out of his mouth then the lady kills a dragon or whatever & all the dead people are raised from their graves
My roommate asked me if I wanted to see him suffer i swear to god he asked me that and I said 'yes' and then he climbed on my bed and started suffering for me
It was kind of kewl but I guess i was confused why he was doing it but its not something to laugh at either and keep in mind I was in there and thought some of the doctors must be reptilians
yknow i at least respect calvinists for not pussyfooting around and doing insane mental gymnastics concerning the whole free will thing
>>42512171Is that real
>>42512132The genealogies are annoying but then they add someone like Enoch amongst them and it's absolute kino.
https://youtu.be/19m2yB_q4Ro?si=yStTJY2QrsjkuaA5I like this music album and it has jesus on the cover so it must be about the Bible 0_0
>>42512130If you weren't a pedo or a fake pedo on a stake out you might make an interesting friend. You are certainly one of the most prolific posters in this gen.
>>42512132Why is that 90% of the bible
>>42512218Im not a peedo slayer just says that because literally I tickled a baby but tickling babies is normal because they are cute
But really I posted a vocaroo that was like a voice filter and he gets so triggered and fixated on it and its like god get a life
I would be so scared if my hair was pulled into braids
Im actually got so scared in the mental ward because I thought they wouldnt let me out and would euthanize me
I have autism and schizophrenia and hiv :( its so difficult having these conditions because they are heavily stigmatized and actually people dont like you when you have them i remember I get discriminated against on dating sites and guys block me just when they find out I have hiv like wtf how is that fair
I think you shouldnt discriminate against people in dating <3 hiv people have a lot to offer you actually and you cant catched it if they take their meds
can you imagine not just accidentally double-posting but making six consecutive posts while no one else makes a single post between?
>>42512293FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU (jk I loves you because you post cats)
>>42512263I don't care if you have autism or schizophrenia. I have a friend with schizophrenia.
I dont believe him
https://youtu.be/jaKGwGzl98c?si=P7zL3Kze08zURQ_Z
https://youtu.be/mLAdKSKa4tk?si=vPLRN6wk8F6bCmQdIt's a beautiful night
>>42511598How do I stop lusting after every 20-25yo fit thin man I see?
holding hands with Tex
>>42512378Tex is a little dood he probably has huge scars on his chest where they removed the breast tissue.
>>42512366stop masturbating and porn to get rid of ure goon addiction
Wonder who the Tex haters are - is it some catty flamer that's not cute? A more masc bottom that's mad Tex could have any straight passing bi guy? A fem in his 30s that lost his looks? A masc4masc purest that just hates fems?
>>42512517Wonder who the tex simps are...
>>42512519bi tops obviously
>>42512538>the bi tops in question
Being a lesbian woman and going through the trials and tribulations of life with my aids carrying hemmerhoid flaring loose gaping hole @fagot bestie
>>42512563If your lesbian prove it
>>42512563wut?
what genre of men is ts
>>42512578Argentines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biRyxAaR4Sw
penis
Bully is the best Rockstar game. GTA fans are shitheads.
>>42512746tiny
post tunes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGJ-QX4-w1shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcckmYkVOMIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMOTWFt4O6Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWLOhTu5HYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHgQp_SCDNQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=035Fra5hh2Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkXcF4A_7rg
>>42512764ur gayhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaGwNLb0sg
>>42512764https://youtu.be/1nHZvk7CaE0
>>42512746Is she trans
>>42512779good morning thorhy
>>42512801No
>>42512807sup champ
>>42512822Take your trip off again you fat disgusting sack of shit
>>42512822Stop silencing black people, you fat cracker
so moot is a kiddie diddler, not shocking
>>42512764>welcome to my head where everything is sadoh I know that feelinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPNXugl1oT8
>>42512822crazy how they all look skinner and healthier than you
>>42512856they probably say the n word less often too
>>42512864the one on the eight is whiter even
>>42512881nah bro i have things to do and places to bejoin a gym, find a lifting buddy
>>42512839queen
>>42512917Wagie
Wagies be like >nah bro I dont have TIME for that gotta clock in
>>42512831how u doing?
>>42512991im aliveu?
>>42512996thinking about u
I ship thorny and slayer
>>42512998think about your sad life instead and do better
>>42513007post hole
saturday chores gogogo i am ismael
Livin' makes me sickSo sick I wish I'd dieDown in the belly of the beastI can't lie
>>42513054DADDY HE COULD SHOOT MY PROSTATE KAKEGURUI MASHOOOO!!!!
>>42513082wtf
Another weekend without a cute ~5'10", chubby twink, mathematician/physicist bf
>>42513099go back to r9gay
>>42513099top or bottom
>>42513091I JS KNOW ITS ALL SWEATY AND STICKY AFTER HIS LITTLE TRIPS!!!!
>>42513109Both!
you know what the worst part of the release of the epstein files is? the most disenfranchising part? it's not all the crazy shit that they did. it's that no one wants to challenge them or hold them accountable. they're either complicit (engaged in the acts themselves), paid off, or simply do not care because they think terrorizing fellowing citizens is more important. they wanted to own the libs so bad that they were willing to allign with all sorts of other evils because they themselves are equally evil. the worst isn't how evil the average american is. it's the delusion that they hold. the belief that they're good or just or somehow doing god's work as they trample over the liberties of others.we had our chance to hold trump accountable for his crimes and the american people said he should be president instead of go to jail. he's a reflection of all of the evil and corruption of the american people. we're not the proud shining star of a nation we once were america. the whole point of woke was to try to combat the unconsious bias of the people. to teach people to be a little less hateful of eachother and a little more loving. instead one side took that as assault on their character. it's only the bigots that hate woke culture because woke culture is anti-bigotry. it's against intolerance and stereotypes and the persecution of your neighbors. it's the evil of america that has risen up to shut down christian values so serruptitiously under the guise of christian values.and the people love it! they worship these pedo's. they think these people are gods and kings. they idoloze them because at the end of the day, they want to be donny. that's the most horrifying part. they think it's cool to sell off young girls after measuring their vagina's tightness with their fingers for the audience.everyone wants to attend the rakuzaichi. no wants to shut it down. they think it's cool. they want to be one of them. how pathetic.
I just jerked off to a video of a woman taking off her clothes and trying different ones on. So am I bi now? I feel I could easily have sex with a woman now and I've considered myself exclusively gay for the last 10 years
>>42513157didnt read
>>42513160Jesus has cured you of your british cigarettry mashallah
>>42513160are you a virgin
Hello everyoneI am very racist and gay
>>42513198hello every poster here
Angry at my parents because they wouldnt let me do ballet as a kid (even though i didnt ask them)
>>42513160Trip on bichass
>>42513160i'm not into women but I can't deny how hot they can lookthey just are so so much better looking than most menmost guys have such an odd face that seemingly doesn't fit with their bodyhttps://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1769824342777428.jpgnot one of them is attractive or has a good face it takes so much effort to be an attractive man
>>42513204i would have done gymnastics if it was an option but that didn't exist where i grew up. on the plus side i might have got molested so who knows
>>42513224I did gymnastics but gave up because I couldnt do the splits for a month and the female teacher gave boys 0 attention.
epstein met with Christopher Poole (4chan's original owner) called him a "cool kid" and in another email said he had a nice assm00t got his ass clapped to keep 4chan running
>>42513229didn't they have male teachers? i don't think i've ever seen a female coach at a men's gymnastics competition
>>42513235I think m00t is gay, he’s 38 yo, no kids of his own and single
>>42513198everyone's a little racist anon. unconscious bias. tthe difference between an asshole and a reasonable person is the ability to acknowledge it and work on being more equitable to others. assholes just double down.
>>42513247i thought he was married with a child
>>42513218join team bi, it looks like you already got all the bullet points memorised
>>42513235Turns out moot was smart to get out when he did.
>everyone's a little racist anonnope
>>42513254No
>>42513245Nah the teachers were female. They had a system were to advance in rank you had to do every gymnastic move on a list. I was able to do them all easy for awhile then I had to do sideways splits. Didnt get any advice just kept on spreading my legs for ages each lesson hoping i would get down further until i just quit thinking it was impossible for men to do the splits.
>>42513235KID is just a code word for Key Information DocumentKiller In Disguiseit means something else due to the way they are capitalizing it
>>42512424I mean is it really porn addiction if as a male, I'm attracted to other males and I want to fuck them in the ass?
I'm glad I'm a bottom but it is pretty lonely
>>42513264if you think you aren't then you're disingenuous or otherwise intellectually unintegrous.
>>42513292i know i'm not. sorry you're a shitty person
>>42513285most likely m00t was feeding them information about certain posters for profit the entire backend was exposed last year which indicated they keep records on every poster including gps coordinates
>>42513291why
>>42513292Oh please. In the words of a great man, You Are All Equally Worthless.
>>42513298yes anon ur perfect and everyone else is sinful
>>42513299epstein was looking at your hole pics
>>42513157They're pathetic, retards. >>42513168Case in point.
>>42513304bc tops seemingly have no desire for long term monogamous partneringif you mean why I do like being a bottom, it's because getting fucked really rough by a bigger stronger man feels fantastic
>>42513298i'm not sorry for calling you the asshole. i'm just being honest with you. if you don't want to work on yourself i don't really care. you're just proving the point that was originally made. you're not a reasonable person, you're just an asshole. that's why you double down like you can't fathom that you could be a little bit of a bigot yourself. it's ignorant.
the mossad files has both left and right politiciansI don't get the focus on just Trumpyes he's a nonce but so are tons of other politicians on both sides
>>42513306not perfect, just not a racist piece of shit. simple stuff
>>42513317lol
>>42513160link!!! i want to be cured too!
>>42513332you don't get the focus on the one who is in charge and is actively preventing the release of the truth?
is it socially acceptable to taunt straight men with cum tributes?
>>42513332because trump is in office and holds power over the country. go ahead, arrest bill clinton. go ahead. i don't care. the problem isn't that both sides are in the files. the problem is republicans only want to persecute the democrats and not their own because they put loyalty to a pariah over loyalty to country.the entire disaster in minneapolis could be ended. they could be reeled back in, but one side of the aisles refuses to hold their own accountable. it's not a focus on trump per say. he's the scapegoat or figure head. the false prophet as it were. the focus is on the people that continue to shield these elites and cover-up their crimes. they should equally be held accountable.
>>42513353bc it's missing the forest for the trees anon >>42513333https://youtu.be/RovF1zsDoeM
>>42513375What is his instagram link?
>>42513288hows your morning goin, timurlane?
>>42513333do you use the n-word?
>>42513383>the entire disaster in minneapolis could be ended. they could be reeled back inthat would be capitulating to lawlessness and essentially negotiating with terrorists if anything, the media are the most responsible for what happened in Minneapolis as they drill anti ice propaganda into people's heads and inflame tensions so that average citizens think they need to go fuck with the feds and find out what happens
>>42513314theyre all going in the box macaca
>>42513397no
>>42513426that's racist
If you locked up literally everyone mentioned in the epstein files, in 4 years there would be a completely new roster of criminals because political bribery is legal in america.Somehow when people say that they think that's just a minor corrupting influence like politicans are more worried about balancing interests than campaign money. But it's not. The amount of money spent on most politicians campaigns is only millions. Foreign nations can and do openly buy our government. The reason why every politician is corrupt is because we let people buy them.
>>42513469post hole
the point isn't whether or not you use the word. that's why it's considered a gotya. the point is that ascribing arbitrary value to the word such that you believe it's socially acceptable for a specific class to use the word while another should be censored implies you're silently complicit in perpetuating a history of racism. either everyone can use the word, or no one can. to give special privelege to a specific group is in and of itself racist as a decision is made based not on anyother factor than race.
sex
>>42513474You are very lucky my girlfriend wants me to give up pork because something tells me you'd taste pretty good.
>>42513495looks like shit. probably 21 with shit genes too
>>42513469if you cut the head off of a hydra and another replaces it, then how do you kill a hydra? you starve. if you want to remove corruption from politics, then you have to remove the money influencing our politicians. no more lobbying. no more stock trading. no meme coins. no bullshit.that's just not reasonably accomplished ir enforced due to the fallibilty of man that brough us here in the first place.
>>42513375Thats a tiny load i would be embarrased to send that but lets all send him one eheeheehee
>>42513497>my girlfriend
https://voca.ro/1fo3DT55Ike3
need to stop daydreaming about the idealistic Platonic form of the perfect bottom bf and start living in the real material world
>>42513507The only way we would ever get the people in power to agree to unrig the game is if we promised ALL OF THEM would get away with it.That means no murder, no deportation, and no taking their money. Only they'd be barred from lobbying or officd for life.
>>42513501average pedotop
>>42513456WTF does this mean
>>42513456Legal in europe btw
if you're still posting on this site after what's been exposed on /pol/ you're very dumb https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02003492.pdfhttps://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01992938.pdf
>>42513540sometimes you're the clown and although you may be dying on the inside you put on your best front for them
>>42513561anon. it's literally all social media is overrun with glowies. pick your poison. there is no antidote.
>>42513561well what are u doing
>>42513561>if you're doing what i am doing after what's been exposed on /pol/ you're very dumb???
>>42513469epstein was tied to mossad. something something aipac money being the teats for american politicians to suck on. basically its a shitshow where everyone's playing dirty for the most part
why did I have to fall in love with a straight man
>>42513591you need my dna carl
>>42513608because youre weak. got no rizz. no swag. no chill. daddy chill. what? like fr. you got no jeans like sidney sweeney. youre no brat. charli xcx? no lies, all fax. youre obsessed with straight dick, your future lookin bleak iykyk
newfags be like: >how did you know so much about epstein and trump?!because they shitposted with us. who do you think made pedo bear popular or posted the cheese pizza? baka
>>42513636pedos ruined cheese pizza for me >:(i will never forgive them
>>42513649margherita is right there
is it normal for a guy to use dildos?
>>42513636I think its funny how m00t never existed, no one has ever met him. No one knows whatever happened to him.
>>42513664he died 25 years ago from gooning overload. it was very sad actually
>>42513662yes
>>42513657omg i did not know that omg
>>42513392why do you want it
>>42513657i like hawaiian
>>42513657You woke up with your little pp hard this morning again? Thinking about Daddy's cock, thinking about him dragging it across your face while you can only stare helplessly. Bet you were tossing and turning pulling at your neck, thinking of that leather choker with the tag on it. You know the one you were sent to the petstore to fill out while people watched and forced to read out "Daddy's throat goat" in public. How you were so embarassed on the way home as I unzipped my pants at the red light and shoved your head on my cock while people nearby saw. The gagging and whimpering you did as I held it down while speeding daring a cop to pull me over. And damn if you weren't chastised when you didn't suck up every drop of my cum and spilled some on my seat. I slapped your face and warned you to clean up every inch and forced you down again to suck out the remainder while we pulled up to the hotel. You are a hole for dumping my load down and will be abused.
>>42513714imagine how fucking fat this guy is
>>42513725lmao
>>42513725obeeza and xir 600 pound lover rolling around like two fat pigs in the mud, huffing and puffing
>>42513714idk i think you should kill yourself prolly
>>42513679i honestly feel like a freaki get horny from the inside. if that makes any sense. the only way i can get relief is by riding a dildo. the most disorienting thing about it is that prefer to finish hands free and it's just basically really weird as a male. because like, this isnt how reproduction works.
>>42513773>the only way i can get relief is by riding a dildoi don't think that's the only way
>>42513773>i honestly feel like a freakstop doing that
>>42513773trip on marina
>>42513773You're a bottom. possibly also a tranny. its fine. I think its because you have a feminised brain somehow and subconsciously your brain thinks you're a girl and needs to get dicked. cock in the ass is really nice tho, embrace the sub bottom lifestyle.
https://youtu.be/2w02QxQZGQc
>>42513813t. phd in bullshit
anal is overstim
>>42513780no bf.
>>42513816https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhN7v5SoGs
>>42513822I think you did some nice cock up your bussy sis, help relive some of that pent up stress.
Would you date someone with a huge Bad Dragon collection?
>>42513847only if they use it on me when i'm in the mood
>>42513847no...also post pics tho
maybe the real bad dragon was the friends we made along the way
>>42513813Not the topsplaining
no one who has sex uses the word bussy
>>42513876i used to make those bracelets in high school when i was bored. wish i was an accessory guy but it's not written
is anal orgasm real i feel like everyone is lying about it do you just start cumming from your dick as if you were jerking off? Idgi
>>42513902ppl can nut from being touched funny and ur questioning anal orgasms?
>>42513902I still cum the goop but the orgasm feeling is in my prostate rather than my dick.
you can just AI generated games now, bethesda is doomed
>>42513921can you have a dick orgasm after? like a 2for1 deal
https://youtu.be/7RBcrMbx3rQ
>>42513933no its like one or the other.
>>42513929its just gta v with an ai filter on it bro
i should get a tattoo
>>42513951that seems like a design flaw
>>42513960that's a boomer ass tattoo
>>42513960do it on your neck
>>42513954and it's still better than starfield
>>42513985It wasn't my idea
Smash or pass? (the latino with the unique face)
>>42513847Only if it's an artisanal handcrafted collection made from sustainable organic materials
I love being a man.
>>42514016well yes gta v is better than starfield duh
>>42514029>unique facelol
>unique face code for ugly btw
why did I never get a anal orgasm this is not fair
>>42514032a dildo from organic materials? is that even possible?
>>42514044relatable. wish i was a bottom
>>42514044are you a top or bottom? do you fantasise about riding cock?
>>42514036what
>>42513936Ssion mogshttps://youtu.be/eTjF5JZ_v7M
i have a unique hole
>>42514029>>42514060too young, but would smash (bottom for) when i was younger.
>>42514029i like the nerd in the back more :3
Feels good.
>>425140952/10remove all the garbage except for the sock and he'd be 6/10
>>42514095so where is the source, give it up already
I get 0 engagement on bluesky :/
i'm so dumb for falling in love with a guy i never met before, who probably doesn't even know i exist.
>>42514101>>42514119Sometimes the difference between prey and predator is who sees who first.
>>42514109But he looks so dumb in the ball gag>>42514110Grindr
>>42514137you obviously have a lot of experience in being a predator
>>42514047I am a bottom ijbol>>42514056bottom yes and Ive done it already a lot but my ass never came :'( idk what sorcery u have to perform for your bussy to cum
>>42514143grrr
>>42514143qt would goon and edge his oiled up qoq
>>42514145Yes. I'm a good hunter. Not a failed male, disappointment to my father, like you.
>>42514171
I can't believe epstein gooned five nights at freddy's sfm porn...
>>42514157>bottom yesare you sure you're not a top? like, presumably you like the feeling of cock in your ass? like if i cet anal orgasm its all about the cock against your prostate and i'm not even thinking about my dick.
>>42514172
>>42513847why would I want to be with a guy who's obsessed with fake dicks
>>42514045>a dildo from organic materials? is that even possible?ye they're called "tops"
>>42514145please don't acknowledge the pedonig
>>42514219>ye they're called "tops"where do i buy one of those?
>>42513893I bet youd look sexy with a stack of colorful faggy silicone bands on your wrist while you're riding some dude's dick
fuck my head hurts
we wuz hantaz and shieeet niggaaayeah cdc u got them teens running away like theyre antelopesmy dad respects me because i got skills, smarts and i know my way around a toolbox, i imagine you only ever had one of those in hand to swipe it and pawn it off for more grass lelwe all know your breadwinner was an ebt card so the envy over white nuclear families is understandable
>>42513893My aunt made me a bracelet like that with a gay pride flag when I came out. It was really sweet of her but I never ever wore it lol
>>42514250>my dad respects meloled here
>>42514195i love when white boys got kinda chinky eyes like that so piercing and hot ughhh
>>42514195how did he tie himself up and take that pic
>>42514255wear your fag bracelet you little pussy omg.
>>42514236you import them from a third world country (warning: they might kill you and take your money)
>>42514271Will you meet up with him or
>>42514157post holei can spot defects and suggest repairs
>>42513902It's real bro. The first time I felt it I thought I was losing my mind. It starts in your gut and spreads to your balls so it's like the whole lower half of your body is cumming, not just your dick.
>>42514277No just post his pics around
>>42514259he does sorry, all it takes is showing some interest in construction and gardening, my dad is kinda weird abt that stuff he has prepper books and a lot of preserves, hed prolly live off grid if it werent for me and mom lol
Bottoms struggling to experience bottom orgasm breaks my heart
Sure, sweetheart.
All this talk of bottoming really makes me want to put something big up inside me.
>>42514316double cheeseburger?
>>42514299if you can't cum from your ass you're a fake bottom and that's just how it be. trubottoms never struggle with that.
>>42514290How are you? Last I remember you were really enjoying some video game. Were you in the country recently? How is the weather in Poland this time of year, severe or just cold?
wow she ran out of words real fast, lets read a dictionary maybe?
I have so many big farts inside me this morning, I think I slept in a funny posture and locked them in all night or something.
>>42514267It wasn't even so much out of embarassment I'm just not rly into accessorizing lol. I've lost it now sadly.
>>42514266let's put on our thinking caps for this one ey
>>42514343plugem
Do you think its difficult for shizas dad to resist slurping the sweat off its juicy mommy milkers when it werks in da garden
>>42514337its pretty cold yeah, we only rly use the country house if we need to during this time, have to heat with lumber and its just the living room all day, have a lot of work when spring comes around, tree stuff and more renovations, we also need to change the roofs but i think dad will get someone less clumsy to help with that lol im not climbing up 2.5 stories high
>>42514355this is how u get me to drop the trip again lole
>>42514333no the tops dih is js too small and he cvm too squickly
>>42514355he is hiding his chub when she wobbles her cheeks over to the toolbox>daaaddy, what are the pliers?and the pre makes a big wet spot on his dirty adibas pantscesar sees the signal and his pecker perks up
>>42514356whatcha think of the new epstein files?
>>42512746looks like a balloon
>>42514385i dont follow that stuff, its boring
Wdym the english language has no word for schadenfreude?!
>>42514411not the harry potter crotch tat lmaooo
>>42514385>>42514395He just wants to support pedophiles, like Donald Trump, without doing any reading. Sorry, shiza. You're probably too fat and old for Trump.
>>42514380if you were a TRUbottom you could cum from just a finger up your ahh
>>42514356lol yeah a roof is a lot of work. I thought maybe you guys might visit on a weekend here and there for the coziness. I don't know what typical vacation days or weeks are in Poland, like three-day weekends and such. I just figured maybe once in a while you'd visit it for the coziness. I assume your dad hunts or likes outdoorsy stuff. Maybe it would bore you if you prefer electronic diversions instead of hiking and such.Anyways, hope you are well and keeping cozy.
the projection is real lel
new masc>>42514434>>42514434
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>>42514428well in future we plan to have some sort of central heating hooked up there but for now its just a wood stove so yeah more of a summer house rn :)and i am well and cozy thank u hope you are too!
>>42514411Anytime I see tattoos I wonder what was going through their head when they decided "I want to see this on me for the rest of my life". Tattoos have ruined the appearance of so many good looking people.
>>42514444:3
