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>>42513187To be honest though liking women is reqlly cringe, for one vaginas are disgusting
would anyone be willing to date a moder who's a chronic relapser and needs constant supervision and handholding to not die? we can do cute things like you driving me to the ER you bailing me out of jail, you giving me narcan, you installing a blow-n-go on my car and checking to make sure i didn't uninstall it etc etc
good morning mmg i’m tired as fuck
>>42513194>women = walking vaginasthank you gay male for your casual misogyny which surely isn't insecurity
dubs and I cut
at the risk of sounding transphobic i've dated both cis women and trans women and it's NOT the same
im sad :<
I hate men
>>42513388>different women are differentWOW! next you're going to say teenagers and adults are different
>>42513414lmao, real
>>42513323No just from experience I do not want to date someone with a vagina because I find it gross, otherwise I love women as friends
i feel like killing myself today, post suifuel pls
>>42513463You are valid, you are going to make it, you deserve to exist, you are beautiful
i also think vaginas are a little gross but everything about men is definitely gross so u just have to put up with it i guess
>>42480000https://voca.ro/1aClb78HJQNx
>>42513499no better suifuel than hugboxing
i thought u were american britnona why are u posting from some kind of soviet era waiting room
>>42513569This is why you just sex girl pp
>>42513194also women have big ugly tits, like a big fat man. men have cute flat chests and look human shaped, not like big cows.
>>42513573you have autism voice, talked to many british moids like you. clocked ur ass
>>42513634clocked me for being autistic, being british and lying about being american, or being a moid?
>>42513641autistic
>>42513645i don’t think that’s true. i’m a tranny on 4chan, no way am i autistic
>>42513260No. Nobody would want to bother with this
immediately gave up on eating nothing but potatoes im getting a curry fuck my fat tranny life
>>42513187After guymoding for 5 years, I’ve become convinced that the importance of social transition is just a conformist meme and that it’s not at all beneficial unless you use it to delude yourself into believing people see you as a woman.
i only trooned out because as a man masculinity is something that is potentially scary and dangerous. if you are a low value man this goes from being a positive trait to something threatening and creepy. i just wanted to be seen as cute and harmless so i castrated myself
braphttps://youtu.be/E57eLle0d0A
>>42513765testosterone really is poison
>>42513765second is hotter desugive me a haunted lighthouse keeper who will whisper forbidden secrets of the depths in my ears at night
>>42513775delulu
fantasizing about being some moids onahole again :/
>>42513765what showing hole on omegle does to a nigga
i made a friend in toronto one time on omegle she was nice
>>42513775Just saying in this case Willem Dafoe is hotter than that guy AND probably has a bigger penis cuuuuuz idk if u knew this he infamously has a HOG
>>42513898sex?
>>42513912nofren i don't do that kind of thingim a thoughtful moder
>>42513910is there any photographic proof of this?
>>42513401Literally me
>>42513934Nuh uh but I recall them needing to construct a prosthetic penis for him to resort a full frontal scene in AntiChrist because test audiences found d his actual penis distractingly large. I think there's a gif of him helicoptering his dick somewhere tho!
I’m dying alone
tuff
do i inject hrt today
yes
Oh fuck it's my injection day too I forgot
>>42513934i think if u just google willem dafoe cock its on there but its true he is hung
imagine being world famous and there's a webm of you doing the helicockter
>>42514002That's why Dafoe is the fucking goat
>>42513989its injection day and i have so many things i don't feel like doing todaybut injecting makes me feel better because of hormone levels kek
>>42514115Girl same. If there's one thing I miss about pills it's how ez it was to just pop those fuckers and forget about it
my boyfriend is in FUCKING GREECE the FEMBOY land fml
>femboy land>some of the hairiest men imaginable
shut up shut up shut uppp
>>42514128i forget my pills like once a week then wonder why im acting like a moody cunt
Today I feel like rotting in my bed like usual. My shoulders are too broad for any sort of boobs to look natural on my already giant frame. And even then I have a horrifically ugly, deformed face so it’s genuinely over for me and I should probably kill myself someday.
>>42514115>>42514128shit, is the reason i don’t really notice my injections’ mental effects that i inject at night before bed?
>>42514211Bitches be saying this and turn out to be one of the passoid chicks itt
alright, everyone post unsees to prove your moder status. surely we won’t have everyone get called a fake moder by someone
>>425142266’30.91 midface ratio20 inch bideltoid
>>42514251idk what any of that looksmaxxer skullmeasuring bs meanz
sloppa
>>42514261i had a bagel for breakfast too! it was a full one though
are you even really trans if you arent bonepilled>>42514287yummy>full onei might have another half latermain course of breakfast is my 2 liter cup of coffee
i still haven’t gotten around to acquiring the taste for coffee. buttered cinnamon raisin bagel + chocolate milk for me
I'm just saying you kids these days sound like fucking phrenologists
>>42514328Chai mogs coffee for me
i think i injected too much or at least i think this is how much you're supposed to inject but i don't want to be wastefuli want 5mg which is around .13ml at 40mg/ml so i draw until i see .15ml and then push until it's down to .13ml to get rid of the bubble am i fucking something up
What's ur guys fav lipstick color
i’ve never worn lipstick. the only makeup i’ve worn is eyeliner and concealer, both of which i washed off pretty much immediately because i did a terrible job
>>42513401yeah this is 99.9% of men
dont skip this coverhttps://youtu.be/mvN0O7jkbQI>>42514328i started drinking coffee at like 12 oh man>>42514334how else am i sposed to know what parts of my face to request be bashed>>42514339i love chai too, also yorkshire teaidk mostly im just self medding adhd with caffeine since i was a child>>42514363i dont have an upper lip so i cant wear that stuff
>>42514379yea I feel this. nothin more disheartening than seeing makeup poorly smeared over a moid face :/
>>42514438do you drink it black like a REAL man? t. started drinking coffee at around the same age
bad midface, acceptable nasal labial folds, poor canal tilt, terrible WHRjover
my hands shake too much for makeup because of the trauma (i tell this to foids to sound more fembrained) but actually ijdc and i want to play ultimate atv on my psp
I gave a good face and build but that's just thanks to my Spanish genetics
not the cleanest inject this week but it's officially next week's problem.
im not into men but the drummer in this video looks like he fucks righthttps://youtu.be/d43pMOF_MQI>>42514467absolutely not lollight and sweet JUST LIKE MY GIRL :3>>42514472my philtrum and brow are like copy/pasted from my dads faceits challenginghe's a handsome guy but not fem
Lia nobody cares about your female music performer/dj fetish
i dont drink coffee its yucky i drink red bull only downside is my piss smells crazy if i drink too much
I literally just look like an ugloid freakazoid monstroid from the early 90s
>>42514486are u a thigh or tummy injector
I haven't put much work into becoming a sissy kpop idol after my brother was visited by his 10/10 anime looking girlfriend and my sissification ambitions seemed puerile in comparison to real love
>>42514515stummy. It's easier to pinch and get a good hold of the fatty layer for me personally
good afternoon staying up until 6am maybe wasn't the best ideacoffee is amazing btw you just have to start with very milky ones and gradually acquire the taste
i also stayed up to 6am n i was up at 9 perhaps a skill issue nona
forgot the message idk i was going to complain about how awful my nudes are and how long my face is and then lament how i should be twenty pounds lighter and have a bf already
i need my beauty sleep
>>42514497wat
every time i try putting on makeup i always accidentally make eye contact with myself in the mirror n get flashbanged with the buffalo bill goodbye horses scene n i get so upset i get in the shower n scrub it all off so i dont have a favourite lipstick colour
>>42514589That movie has done generational damage to troons good lord
i haven't put on makeup since i started transitioning because i did some in the first month and i was terrible at it and it made my face more masculine and i cried for 2 hours after
Holy shit you bitches seriously need to swallow your pride and follow some simple tutorials
it's easier not to see yourself as a clown when you're not wearing the makeup
i do need to learn countouring still tbbh im very satisfied with where im at with my hair now tholegit that took a long time to figure out
I should do clowngirl makeup at some point
lowk wish i was hot enough to be a sissy
>>4251464090% of sissies are bloated ogres you'll fit right in
there's no such thing as a hot sissy they're all 50 and married with children
>>42514660if im going to be a sissy i want to be in the top 1% of sissies not looking like a divorced dad wearing his wifes bra
>>42514681You realize they iintersect with the cream of the crop hsts doll crowd right? If you're not gonna make it as a regular troon you won't make it as a sissy
>>42514689a man can dream cant he :(
sissies are all repulsive in both body and spirit
>>42514698Both dreams are equally unachievable for you, so pick the less perverse one is my advice
fuck all the stupid sissy shit I just wanna feel pretty man
>>42514478for me it’s just my complete lack of artistry
why do trannies no longer love pizza?
i love pizza i like pepperoni n olive pizza :)
>>42514735we dont eat cow rape gunk anymore you sick fuck
>>42514515nta but i do both sometimes. i prefer thigh because i don’t want to inject into my patch of eczema on the right side of my stomach and i know i need to rotate injection spots. usually it’s alternating left and right thighs with the occasional tummy injections
>>425145365am and 8am for me, i’m functioning alright myself
https://youtu.be/iLsLQeXyrhw
talked to someone on tagmap and realized im too much of a loser to hold a normal conversation
>>42514795i wonder if this can be gamed with a burner disc and enough attempts to ingratiate yourself with different types of people. im trying that next weekend bc i want to get in with gamer boys
>>42514795literally me
>>42514735https://voca.ro/16DnG7xbthTO
do you think i can get a gamer to have sex with me or is that pase? i have opportunities irl so maybe a 35 year old with a cod addiction isnt a good prospect
sweetcorn and tuna on my pizza pls and thank you
>>42514835If he looks like elpresedor yes if he looks like wingsofredemption no
sorry tumblrmoder i dont like pineapple on pizza not for reddit reasons its just too wet
>>42514858oh god I would blow ur FUCKING mind with the Hawaiian pizza we have over here im sorry you haven't had your eyes opened
>>42514881the emphasis should be on mind, when fucking is in all caps the comment reads as aggressive and sexual
reminds me of how homer finds out theyre selling the baseball team to albuquerque in the simpsons mfs from the southwest really do be enjoying bold flavours
>>42514896hehehehehehhehe what if I emphasize "blow">>42514926funny enough our baseball team is literally called the isotopes too but I forget if that's because of that episode
https://youtu.be/TtgZb0uGUGI
i wish i was an ugly chad with a chin strap making grunting sex noises in front of the girls at the philo101 lecture and laughing super hard. i also wish it was 2005 so it wouldn’t be out of place
GOOGIGINGAN
>>42514823with all due respect to your native ancestry, you literally sound whiter with each vocaroo I listen to
i wish it was 2005 too but just so i could get on puberty blockers n also steal my dads credit card to buy nvidia stock
>>42514984I’d get google and facebook stocks
>>42514981https://voca.ro/124ujmn0uf9n
>>42514994this is true! I for one think it's beautiful the way you fully embrace your valley girl ancestry
>>42513260why r u trying to get a partner on 4chan thats the most retarded shit ive ever seen
lia found her wife on 4chan
tumblrmoder embraces her shared ancestry by showing up to the pow wow in a jeep wrangler wearing ugg boots
in 2005 I was drinking milk from a titty, and honestly? if I went back to 2005 I'd just start doing that again, hell yeah
>>42513632i love big fat men
>>42513463you're stunning and brave
>>42515012this is the only place where someone might realistically down bad enough to take that deal
>>42515021it legitimately upset me a little bit to learn that tumblrmoder apparently really does manmode and doesn't dress like this
>>42515040the only person i have ever met with my exact flavour of autism was in frengen and i left him waiting for me in a train station without showing up. he told me i was crazy and had to get help then i blocked him. that was like 2 years ago
>>42515020confirming also shes incredible
>>42515063objectively, this was quite rude of you. however, it happened to a man, so I giggled a bit
>>42515055>me>wearing something that isn't blackoh ma goodness
>>42515078tbf i told him afew days prior i wasnt going to show up so it’s his own moid fault lol am i right ladies??
i shoulda invested in mini eggs last year my portfolio would hit +100%
>>42515055i picture her looking exactly like this lmao mopping the floor with her big ass ugg boots on
>>42515091oh, well in that case wtf did he expect?? moidtism proves itself to still be the worst kind, clearly
>>42515089STOP you're killing my immersion, what do you mean you wear all black sounding like THAT??
>>42515114https://voca.ro/12oPoVjzbJ9b
>>42515012i met the closest-ill-ever-get-to-perfect ftm guy on here 2 weeks ago until we stopped talking because he said he wasn't mentally up to itit can happen
>>42515127fag
>>42515148not everyone can get away with girlmoding oKAY my job is public facingid kill it in a call center tho
i like wearing my wifes t shirts to sleep in cos smells like her
we’re all fags here
>>42515127this is the COMPLETELY wrong genre of white girl... we're gonna have to draft out a whole rebrand and start calling you skatermoder and shit
>>42515127embrace ur la heritage tumblrmoder put on the big pink sweater n dye ur hair blonde
>>42515105big fan of the implication here that she just never takes them off>no babe (male), the ugg boots stay on during sex!
>>42515162I genuinely GENUINELY forgot that her hair isn't blonde, even though she's already clearly depicted it as black herself
>>42515089damn i can’t believe i get out-emo’d by tumblrmoder. i’m wearing all black today (except graphics & shoes) but that’s rare. usually i have a bit of color
>>42515157pfft i dont girl mode i just wear sissy banties occasionally >>42515159wdym im cishet
>>42515160skatermoder would definitely be more accurate from an aesthetic standpoint tho idk how skater girls are supposed to sound>>42515162>>42515182id look even more like my mom if I was blonde lol>>42515184i meannn i wear color too but it's always super minimal and cuz i don't do much besides work and home i don't own many graphic tees cuz i cant have em at work
>>42515199i have tons of graphic tees because i’m a failure and also lots of bands have shit that’s like, purple or green
still know how to do kip ups :3
>>42515209is this britnona lol I feel like we probs wear similar shit
I like to think tumblrmoder's mom is super supportive about the whole trans thing but is really struggling to accept her daughter's aversion to lululemon
im lucky i survived crossfit that shit was dangerous
i havent bought new clothes in years when i need something new i dig through my closet for one of my dads old concert shirts from like 20 years ago
i love all the tumblrmoder headcanons we’re doing
<3 you Sealmoder
crossfit is trying to kill yourself but get the gains quick enough to outpace it
I'll bimbomaxx one day dw kids
i thought crossfit was trying to injure yourself
I'm Riddler-maxxing
>>42515251me too, she's the only fun character left tbdesu
riddle me this batnona, 2 balls and no kum
i dont want to have to get fake tits but my boobs will end up being too small for my chest
>>42515269you had better! bimbomoder era would fix mmg I think
boobing me
>>42515226say you're proud of me
>>42515282i’m not fun? :(
any other moders like egg sandwichesi've always felt alone in this
>>42515320who dis
what kinda psycho gets the coop meal deal?
>>42515295isn’t bimbomoding antithetical to manmoding?
tesco gang nona im gonna beat ur ass
>>42515320fun? I don't even know who you are...
>>42515325im more of a bread dipped in egg kind of gal
>>42515329beloved named character “anonymous”
>>42515331methey do that really nice pasta as well
>>42515334we'll have rebranded to just "moder general" by that point, don't worry
boots has the kino underdog meal deal
I need to yaoi max until I become enough of a twink to attract masc4fem gays because if IWNBAW I may as well find a substitute.>>42515325Haven't had one in years, probs will try again (not coop tho)>>42513765>i just wanted to be seen as cute and harmless so i castrated myselfYea realAlso T is poison.
>>42515325british "people" when it's time to eat smooshed, soggy bread out of a cardboard box
unfortunately i'm forced to use the coop because the nearest tesco is double the distance
tumblrmoder gets a pass on girlmoding because she's the jester
i havent done a nice outfit in a long whilei should >>42515325ngl publix sub is vastly superior to brit mealdeal sammichesim sorry for saying this tho>>42515256kinda true
sigh
I. FUCKING. HATE. MMG.the fakemoders make me do the fortnite dance and shout "go, white girl, go!"
those always look nasty and I wonder how long they sit on the shelf
>>42515383>publix subno shit they're £7.30had to set my vpn to the us just to access the website as welldisappointed
probs like a month, it'll depend on what's in them.
>>42515405if i throw a nickel at you will you put on the dress
>probs like a monthI mock them but britain is conditioned to survive the nuclear fallout, the first world will shrivel and die long before them
>>42515365dont lump me in with this i think meal deals are gross
meal deals are for survival not for enjoyment don't mock our struggle
>>42515449fine fine, every british "person" except this nonajust for you <3
>>42515405i need to learn some fortnite dances
>>42515463thanks :3
publix subs give me the shits
>>42515440you can never pay me out of my TRUEMODER PRIDE!
>>42515478yeah I've gotten the tendie sub three times over a decade and had the shits immediately after
britnona infamously isn't actually british but I'm sure one of the recurring characters has to be, just by probability. this is a sickening notion and I hope it's one of the ones I don't like
>>42515494i love not being british and just doing the accent
>>42515501mocking a third world culture, how cruel of you
rightoid trannies are so cringe
>>42515478i always get bologna and cheese with mayo :3
>>42515494im british
>>42515510i’m allowed to make fun of them like i’m allowed to make fun of the italians
considering moltbook, is mmg entirely fake?
>>42515494i am also actually british whether i become a recurring character is a different story
>>42515542>>42515551i’m so sorry to hear that, nonas
yes im the only actual person here
>>42515548i'm gonna feel so embarrassed when it gets confirmed i'm the only person here and i've been talking to bots the whole time
i cant tell what's real on this epstein website anymore, am i speaking to ghislainebot? cowbot is an ai freudian slip
>>42515548what?
>>42515564>>42515567what can i do to prove i’m human?
>>42515581you can conspiracy post all you want, I'm still not going to call her cowbot
what should i do for my nails this time
>>42515596timestamped pics of your butthole
>>42515605so much this
>>42515602cowprint..
>>42515610
someone start shirtless saturday
>>42515494im british can one of u nonas from a real country please get me out of here i cant do this anymore
>>42515605i don’t even have it on me :(
sry im working on moving to uk not other way round i think
>>42515626can we do shit yourself sunday too
>>42515628only if you're one of the mmg characters I enjoy seeing
>>42515638swap homes with her
it's selfsuck sunday tomorrow
>>42515645i dont have enough personality to be a character sorry nona
>>42515655ah, back to the british swamps with you then I'm afraid
>>42515655i don’t have any personality and i’m still a character
>>42515673neetadopter?
>>42515641way ahead of you
>>42515681nope!
>>42515690darn... at risk of sounding like that one freak, doxxmoder?
we let gyarumoder be a character and she never even says anything...
>>42515696steerike two
>>42515716britnona being self loathing, final answer!
>>42515719ding ding ding!
one day ill be a character
>>42515646lol no
if its a self loathing post its always britnona shake my head
>>42515652why isnt it selfsuck saturday
>>42515727can you please be one of the cool ones who has like, a whole gimmick and interesting things to say? I'm sick of "characters" who are just namefags
>>42515727i believe in you nona, you can do it!
shame the uk let's you hold dual citizenship. What a cuckold country
if i post art i draw myself in mspaint of richard nixon sucking off jfk is that a good gimmick
>>42515725>>42515737yeah, should have been my first guess...
>>42515737not true, mastectomymoder is very self loathing, and so is the average moder
>>42515757why not draw actual nonfiction like trump slurping off big bubba
>>42515757jfknixonpornmoder is a bit of a mouthful (lol), maybe simplify it a bit
>>42515739it's suck someone else saturday
>>42515763credit where it's due to mastectomymoder though, she has a very recognisable typing style. you can always tell when it's a mastectomy post
>>42515767i dont want to forcefem trump or clinton how am i supposed to get off to that use ur head nona
>>42515757that's not a gimmick that's high art
what does it take to become a character here i'm willing to make it my life goal
>>42515818fill in the name field with something you hate about yourself!>>42515783whoa
>>42515818unironically you just need to post a lot as a bare minimum. preferably have some kind of recognisable theme to your posts. my biggest tip is that you can't force a name, that's why tr*ps aren't true characters, the general has to come to identify and name you naturally
>>42515834like this?
>tr*ps aren't true characters..oh ; -;>>42515845perfect
>>42515838arent we all traps tho?
>>42515856no, that's a very offensive thing to call a trans woman. do better, anon
I have a bf, plenty of friends, my own place and enough money to buy everything I want and not have to workYet I'm miserable and suffer from severe executive dysfunction almost 24 hours a day. Let alone the whole manmoding thing...Vro what is this mess?
fakemoder
I = no pass thoughbeit
Went out with friends and felt out of place, unwanted, and empty the entire time. I look nothing like a woman even ignoring my towering height. IWNBAW in the truest sense and I should blow my brains out immediately. I have no hope of ever being a woman IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW I should just try my hardest to rep and get rid of my soul because attempting to feel anything and try to transition causes me nothing but pain. I am an empty husk and I’ll stay that way until I kill myself.
>>42515896so beautiful i cried and nutted and shit on myself
can you stop capsing iwnbaw please? it looks jarring and is masculinecodedty
dubs and i kill myself
>>42515937It’s an acronym tho? Aren’t those supposed to be capitalized?
>>42515856kinda the opposite of a prototypical “trap”, they look like women but are men in identity. we’re too moided to “trap” anyone despite being trans WOMEN
tfw i'm a iwnbawhon
happy gasparilla me hardies
>>42515957it just looks bad okayyou pass better if you minisculize acronyms trust me you don't want to be a majusculizing acronymhon
>>42515981I think that’s kinda stupid but I’m too insecure emotionally to actually do anything about it so I’ll stop capitalizing it
>>42515998cool thxyou didn't need to mention the first part thothat was kinda already implied by your initial post
i will never b-*buuurp* b-be a woman mortywubbalubbadubdub
im a estrogenized fag who only dates other estrogenized fags
Morty we will never be women Morty, we're doomed to masculinity Morty
Testosterone should be classified as a poisonous substance
FtM's who actually want to go through with testosterone and masculinize have my full blessing, because that shit made me want to kill myself.
who seriously looks at being male and says "yeah gotta have it"
i like poondosed ftms those lil doods are sexy
You just like chicks with short hair
im only attracted to people who willingly castrated themselves
>>42515773kennixon is apparently the ship name, maybe just call her kennixon moder?
What suicide methods are moders thinking about. I was considering helium bag for a bit but saw a picture of someone who died from that and it looked really horrific. Are there any fairly painless suicide methods?
anyone who survives a suicide method says they immediately regretted trying to kill themselves so none of them are painless
>>42516345i survived three and I don't regret any of them
cooking with your gf must be nice
>>42516280short hair and no tits and mustaches and BO and oversized clits
>>42516355i stand corrected sorry nona
>>42516397don't dismiss my experiences :(
>>42516322bullet(s) to the head if applied right is painlessthe problem is to do it right
>>42516355what kind did you try?
>>42516322strangulation is painless, even enjoyable unless you fuck it up and get brain damage (very easy)
i didn't enjoy it
what game should I buy after I finish days gone
>>42516474really? i liked it so much i have a choking fetish and my retarded gaze attracts men who like to choke so it works out very well. god has a plan for u
>>42516449threw myself into traffic, overdose and hanging. blacked out immediately in the first two, my friend saved me from hanging
guess i did something wrong
i attempted twice and nobody gave a shit and nothing changed except i got a mild medfet
cut the shit no sui just transition
ffs or ctb YOU DECIDE WHO WINS
>>42516322gunshot to the head for max results or cutting + aspirin to thin the blood are the two i consider most seriously. otherwise i just think of looney tunes shit like dropping a cinderblock on my skull or being crushed by a giant mallet
Do you 0ass with your hair tied tight?
need someone to drop a piano on my head
i tried drowning myself in the bathroom sink when i was 5 does that count as an attempt or was i just retarded
>>42516573where do you think you are?
SIGHCOOKING WITH YOUR GF MUST BE NICE
i’d love to bake with a gf. or for a gf, maybe i’d be too bitchy about baking together
>>42516322probably a gunshot would be the least painfuli can't get access to guns so if i were to it would probably be hanging or finding something to OD with
>>42516598all manmoders are passoids nowpeople who were manmoders a couple months ago are now she/her hrt reppers
cooking with others is so domestic and beautiful i wish i had a queer nonsexual roommate to cook with in a purely platonic manner please don’t come onto me i give lovey eyes to everything youre not special please pleasw okay im moving. Yknow?
>>42516440>>42516555I’m in cali so I doubt I can get a gun easily, especially if they see I’m in therapy for depression or smthn. Probably cutting and bleeding out seems to be easiest ig. If trips I kill myself tn
>>42516628please don’t kill yourself. i was just saying what i think about
i found a penny and i picked it up, i think this mean that all day i’ll have good luck
i would prefer a gratuitously painful suicide method to traumatize my loved ones as much as possible
i would love to cook pancakes or something with a boyfriend who i love and accidentally spill the batter on the floor and start profusely apologising but then to look at him and his stupid smirk and both start laughing and then he says it's alright and graces my forehead with a kiss and cleans it up for me and then as he's walking to grab the kitchen roll i look at him and realise this is what it feels like to truly be loved
doxxmoder kill yourself party!
>>42516667>no quads sorry that’s bad luck for a week nona
>>42516642I’ll never pass tho and I feel so empty in my life. My career is gonna be shit and I feel like a burden and like none of my friends even want me or care about me beyond occasionally being useful for them. I’ll never have a boyfriend either cuz who tf would want to date a depressed ugly manmoder. Even feels like career shit would be fucking awful and I’ll be working some dogshit job I hate so that I can earn enough money to keep living this life I feel empty and sad in. Rolling again also
if i have a cock and you have a cock then it stands to reason that we could touch our cocks together.
>>42516529Medfet?
>>42516736could? we, dare i say, should touch our cocks together
nestling inside her foreskin to share warmth
touching her circumcision scar n asking who hurt u??? :(
it’s always the same five jokes itt
knock knock
eating poop with doxxmoder whilst getting a mastectomy larry is mocking me??
what if i ate poop but i was gay and also chinese
>>42516713so you're depressed and want to die before even trying?just stop being a retard for once
>>42516757medical fetishbeing at my lowest, physically and mentally and having nothing but machines and ivs around did something weird to me
>>42516849Interesting... I want to work in the medical field
what does a medfet even consist of?
i get butterflies in my stomach whenever i'm around medical equipment / have procedures done to me
>>42516686nooooooo
ffs or cystoscopy?
is it harder or easier to get an orchi at full mast?
>it still worksfakemoder
nutting while getting dialysis
>>42516919how else will i fulfill my duty as a bi lesbian top?
>>42516941you shouldn't settle for being a topand if you enjoy it, you're agp
s4s is the board most similar to mmg. similarly im about go masturbate to men putting large objects in their butts. not in a weird way
>>42516882damn, does it make doctor visits extremely awkward or extremely easy?>>42516919how else would you be able to fuck your boyfriend from time to time when he asks
>>42516848What’s the point in trying? My proportions quite literally will never let me pass or feel remotely comfortable in myself. Like it sucks but that’s just how my life is meant to be desu
>>42516859It's lot of different things apparently, people can also be turned on by dental stuff too or teeth. Odontophilia as it's called
todays catch lookit that
>>42516859the jordan peterson chinese dick milking machine
>>42517023thats a mighty fine haul
i hate borders
what a nice view>>42517054thx anon im a good fitcher
when you think about it, shouldn’t we not have an issue with having wide shoulders? we’re trying to be broads, aren’t we?
my shoulders arent wide though
>more connected than ever but can't physically connect with the ones you meet because crackkkers don't want you on the land they stole from natives, built on slave labour and by exploiting other nationsclown world ngl
>>42517152neither are mine, it’s my only non-moided feature, i just like the joke
im not giving you what you want btw, not this time
kisses u
^.^
my shoulders are wide and i hate myself i'll never be a ring-a-ding broad
>>42517156the natives weren't really doing anything with it tbf
punchy punchy ouppy
>>42517223why don't you punchy punchy someone your own size for once, huh??
Ouppy is only cute because it reminds you of uppy. that is to say it’s an age regression technique which you have not identified because of your own deeply rooted perversions. punchy punchy ouppy or should we call mr epstein to show us how it’s done? I mean you people GENUINELY disgust me
>>42517251more posts like this please, genuinely enjoying trying to decipher whatever the fuck that meant
EVERYTHING is pizzagate. wwg1 WE GO NONE
uppies
i thought ouppy was a misspelling of puppy not uppy
>>42517287it is a misspelling of puppy, but sometimes making things up is the only way to keep the gen alive
>>42517287libidinal memetics retard since it’s prnounced uppy it spreads by firing those neurons in weak tranoids. likely apreprogrammed sex thing by jews
oebis
>>42517201kys colonizer
i wasted my teen years reading theory instead of transitioning and all i got was sounding like a twitter pseud from the pandemic
>>42517322I'm not going to do that
>>42517301the whole puppygirl thing is weird anyway i dislike anyone who likes itwhy can't you have a normal kink like forced intox or cnc or something
>>42517348in the 90s we used to get down to steamy beast sex in the urban jungle
i hate men
>>42517363she’s so femrep coded
blackpilled again
>>42517355if only i could've been around to see itnow we have situationships that i can't even get into
>>42517376not really femreppers are misogynists, she was a fucking bishit who cheated on her gf with men on the dl lmao
>>42517386no you dont understand. the type A femreps youre thinking of aremisogynists because they instinctively identify with the man. type B femreps are misandrist because they view the male as unworthy of their body and feel that theh have had their individual unsexed social role stolen from them and misused by animals. mtf reppers have a similar type A and type B attitude
for example i was a type B mtfrep became an hstsfail manmoder
twin
>>42517400but the excerpt here is directly criticising the way the male body functions as well as the way men use it, so that's not consistent with type B femrepping either
>>42517429no she’s just highk jealous and obfuscating. who in their right mind believes sex is barely perceptible for men? literally during sex the man becomes his penis it’s that overwhelming a feeling. she was literally the type to open her eyes during sex and exit the moment to study her partner while they continue to fuck but because it was pre internet or whatever she got confused and thought she had a unique perspective when really she was just being rude! Everybody has seen a man transfigure into a dildo before their eyes but bc it’s an illusion we all get over it
the penis to dildo difference might seem the same but the penis is filled with nerves and the dildo is silicon
i don't like girls shorter than me
>>42517453I'm starting to think you didn't actually read scum manifesto...
>>42517472i didnt. im pooping right now and bored
>>42517363ive read a lot of bullshit over the years but this tops it all
god I hate straggots that aren't tumblrmoder
who the fuck cares about some shitty manifestoit's the most bitter schizobabble i've ever seenit's comparable to incels saying that women aren't sentient and even then they don't go this far in blatant hatredit's coming from a place of envy, whether that makes her a femrepper or just a retard is up to you
>>42517515it was written by a schizo who spent the last half of her life living on the streets in new mexico picking her skin off with a fork so it makes sense that its bullshit
the difference is incels are wrong
im gay and retarded
im gay, retarded and ugly
>>42517272except they didn’t even use coded language lol
>>42517363this proves i’m faketrans
jeffrey esptein was Qanon the whole time
Should you ever use a dildo smaller than your own pp?
>>42517540both of them are, just for someone with a college education you'd think she'd know bettershe was a broken person, much like incels
>>42517577i do for the sake of not ruining myself for my future boyfriend might be stupid here's the tiny box it came in, it's like 4 inches or something
my boyfriend keeps sending me money I think he might think I'm cute
>>42517577i remember when i was still trying to see if prostate stimulation did anything for me considering getting one of those “clone a willy”s to make a dildo if my own dick
>>42517556pizzagate being about coded exploitation was the code for the exploiters to laugh about
why would i wanna buy a dildo when i have a perfectly good arm and a bucket of crisco?
ill never be with her
pizzagate was a red herring the actual shit is so much more mundane literally just a bunch of rich old guys who burnt out their dopamine receptors hunting for a new high
i’m really liking infinite jest, but it does feel a little weird that i’m barely 10% of the way through it and there’s two separate “crossdressers are gross, right dear reader?” characters
i saw a trans put her penis in her own butt and it looked like it hurt like it would break it if she wasnt careful. didnt cum
>>42517669It's not that weird dude it was written in the fuckin 90s
>>42517669tbots made me think he was a repper but i was repping when i read it so
>>42517669cis peepoo humor. basically every comedy show/movie/book/game before 2016 did the same
you didn’t cum, or she didn’t cum?
dont ask me about my cum its uncouth
i hate whites but the girl i like is white, what to do
>>42517669i honestly thought poor tony was a very sympathetic and sad depiction of trans people and as a junkie alcoholic myself i was always like "damn i'm one bad week away from being her". it didn't feel comedic. the other one tho, the spy that shit was funny in a way that was admittedly pretty mean-spirited
T shirt that says "ask me about my cum"
>>42517682>>42517687i get that, but he seemed to be going really hard into it. talking about electrolysis rashes and the possibility of hormone grown breasts, harping on what a grotesque and twisted version of femininity he embodied, and then having the other one be a super tall, super fat guy who cross dressed exclusively with relatives’ clothes
>>42517705is poor tony the dad of the fat girl who wanted mario’s dick or is there an actual trans woman besides the two crossdressers?
what the fuck is this book even about?
>>42517744how awesome it is to have a bunch of footnotes in the back of the book to refer to
does he replay the rape in his head like i do when i cant sleep?
>>42517730poor tony is the gender dysphoric full time transvestite who's addicted to heroin>>42517744tennis
>>42517720yea, rock horror does the same shit and people praise for being a "kweer transgression movie" and whatever. a lot of media has the creators straight up say "i fucking hate trans women" and it's railed as hilarious, revolutionary and etc, kinda makes u go crazy when you start noticing
this is what watching any ryan murphy show with a tranny in it is like
>>42517757tennis and how hard it is to really have to shit while playing tennis
best tranny joke is in rat racehttps://youtu.be/_HUi80x3dQ0?si=BDfYjign-J2LhbpY
>>42517775you’re not a #gleek ?
>>42517669I was going to read it but I learned that the author was a horrible domestic abuser
it's always really amazing when it happenspeople really ate that shit up in jim carrey era moviesi remember watching scary movie which is otherwise amazing and suddenly being hit with 'crossdressers are rapists who sneak into women's spaces to perv on them hardy haw haw'
>>42517797but you dont get it, he was depressed!
>>42517795no i was talking about the ed gein show where they have the first famous tranny appear to him as a hallucination n explain that he isnt hsts hes agp>>42517815watching ace ventura whilst being closeted with a bunch of cis guys was nightmarish for me
>>42517817oh ok
>>42517785classic heh
saw a 6'2" clocky hot AGPrincess twinkhon today and she was with a mo*d. i almost fell to my knees and shot myself in my head on the spot.
>>42517785classictrannies are all disgusting men in wigs and dresses, amirite boys?
im a vampire nowhttps://voca.ro/1lhURLuz7ufy
>>42517955irl or onlinethis guy is possibly the biggest ropefuel i've ever seenhttps://www.instagram.com/neilnge
>>42517986the noose just tightened around my neck
>>42517986irl at a museum
sixhead
>>42517975hussula
>>42517986twinkdeath gives no parlay
https://youtu.be/9harALGqtcw
>>42518044he has at least 6 years to be cute and anorexicbut i think he'll age gracefully. his features are mostly bone instead of youthful stuff
ougghhhh i stayed up too late again putting the finishing touches on thisstill need to set up i3lock-color but, starting to feel happy with it :Dim sure i will tinker with it more in the future but for now im satisfied w this
>>42518113im going with a nixos niri noctalia build this time
>>42518105the norwood reaper
>>42518113>>42518122what are these words i don't understand computers >>42518125hopefully he's smart enough for dutasteride
>>42518159if someone is starvinv themselves that amuch theyll have an even worse time with aging
>>42518122hadnt heard of noctalia before looks awesome now i wanna start over Dx
>>42513194Absolutely fucking wrong. Vaginas are amazing. whether its cis f roast beef or Trans women post op pussy. Its good eats. I fucking love Arby's.
>>42517975do u live in like a fucked up dank vampire lair or do u have fairy lights n a mandala rug on the wall
how is tim doing?
i used to dip fries in the chunky remnants of my ex's diva cup before cleaning it for her
>>42518271hmmmm id have my gremlin ghoul creatures sweep up for me so it would he clean at least but yeah the fairy lights are pretty much unavoidable atp maybe a sunset lamp and a moose head
when i get reminded that passoids exist i want to kill myself. it ruins my entire mood. my cheeks feel like theyre filled with bile. my life was stolen from me
when i get reminded passoids exist i compulsively start jerking off. it ruins my entire day. my penis feels like its filled with bile. my cum was stolen from me
You're so right nona hey you should buy a gun and get your revenge on those stupid passoids!
>>42518448>>42518450kys
thinking about nixon again the thing about nixon is he was so weird about women that if you got him to like you enough u could definitely forcefem him
>>42518437yup
Hi. So what makes you worthy? tell me a reason someone should pick you over someone else? Just being pretty isnt always enough.
>>42518509my tummyalso i'm a virgin and take care of myself and have some hobbies and would devote a lot of attention to making a relationship work
>>42518509i give a mean head game
reminder to just pull pictures of cis women from twitter and post them online and say that its you and that youre a tranny so other trannies kill themselves and then eventually you become the prettiest tranny just by existing tranny
>>42518509theres no reason whatsoever thats why im a eunuchmoder
>>42518180its pretty nice lookin ngl>>42518159beep boopcom pute
>>42518527nice(laying on ur side is a little cheating :p but looks like u got lucky genetics, ygmi)
>>42518509worthy of what? im only worthy of scorn tbhon.
>>42518527but nona. your tummy cant hold babies (yet). but w virgin. You seem very well-rounded. Do you cook and clean?>>42518546Thats... really good if you want to be a sidepiece.>>42518563not with that attitude. If you aim for the bottom of the barrel thats where you'll end up.>>42518591Im sure you have some likeable qualities. But if you are worthy of scorn. What did you do to deserve it?
>your tummy cant hold babies (yet)
>>42518609> If you aim for the bottom of the barrel thats where you'll end up.me my entire life
>>42518581it's anglefrauded but it's a nice photo of me so i'll continue to hold onto it>>42518609i can clean, but i still need to learn how to cookwhat do you mean by yetartificial wombs will never come + i don't want to pass on my sub 5 genes anyway
>>42518609my wife likes that i give great head so clearly it works
>>42518609im not aiming for the barrel at all i gave up on that years ago
>>42518509https://voca.ro/16i0lMpLam8a
tumblrmoder what do these words mean
>>42518698uhh if u gotta ask you'll never know or something like thaaat
never thought u would stoop to vagueposting shake my head never meet ur heros or some shit
if i wasnt raped i would have had three years to get real hips and i would be a post ffs, maybe post srs passoid by now
thank god i don't have an uterus
>>42518720i said hvm lol im saying my boyfriend is HIGH VALUE u see it's chan lingo heh, u wouldn't get it
idk if i want srs desu seems risky>>42518527gj anon im too fatty to have nice tum>>42518679wat
fuck god for not giving me a uterus
sorry tumblrmoder i am also a high value male so i dont browse 4chan much
Pshaw, as if~
>>42518779srs has gotten better over the years i thinkit's too bad good srs is so expensive because it means it's unattainable because i'd rather spend the money on ffs
wtf my boobs grew so much in the last month is it speeding up
SRS is only worth it as a bottom or if dating a guyPrep is so fucking tedious and the lingering paranoia is always in the back of your head even tho you never had an accident and are super clean. Its just so tedious to prep and honestly quite dysphoria inducing at times
literally the only thing i dread about getting a boyfriend is having to prepit's so time consuming i haven't used a toy in nearly a year
damn you bitches gotta get on that anal sex diet
>>42518824bimbomoder real
prepping for anal is awful
>>42518843>don’t get bottom surgery if you use your dickreally?
>>42518864i don't eat in general trying to sneak around my house at 3am so i can get everything ready is really annoying
>>42518891Well you probably don't have any kind of ass anyone would wanna tap anyways so who cares
ru-huude
So the solution is to just not be a bottom. And then bully bottoms by rescheduling last minute after they spent all day trying to prepare. and they will still take you back because there's a 1:10 ratio of tops to bottoms and your desperate for gock.
>>42518895fuck youyou're right which is why i only post my tummystill uncalled for
>>42518913sorry i don't speak transbian
>>42518922I'm just saying ur like "ughhh replacing the tire on my bike is soooo annoyingguhhh" and it's like bitch u don't even own a bike
i can fuck my own ass okayi'm an independent woman
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