morally neutral civilian editionqott: what do you do for work?prev: >>42523568
>>42530401qott: why do you want to know huh?
>>42530401
>>42530401Long Term unemployed (I'm almost 30 and never really had a job. Even sucking old men's dick I did for free)
>>42530415because i had this image on me and that seemed like the best question related to it. you don’t have to answer
>>42530443i'll give you what you want don't yell at me don't hurt me please i don't have any moneyi work at taco bell rn
>>42530500yo can i get some chips
>>42530519i wish, no one ever really orders them and we can't throw them out too often
>>42530401>qottprogrammer because I'm a walking stereotype
>>42530612i was a cs major but flunked and meet now, so at least you succeeded in the stereotype
>>42530401I'm the cutest janitor there ever was, bitch
srry i said bitch i smoked a lil weed earlier...
>>42530655can we smoke weed together?
>>42530663uhmmmm that's like indirect kissing
i thought about having a taste of an edible earlier but decided against it
>>42530617oh damn I didn't even take CS, I'm an art school dropout. probably would have made me slightly better at programming though. what were you going to go into?
who up packin they piece
who up grabbing they gat
packing a bowl hello janny
https://voca.ro/1bmMBBmNljyF
stem career worth it tho
>>42530730https://voca.ro/13E1V7w477Xm
>>42530736naw dawg i am retarded you can ask anybodythey still pay me its great
>>42530147the methy chuddy implosion was way more entertaining than this, this is just depressing 3/10
>>42530769https://voca.ro/19FlJ0ehdH5i
>>42530774what are you even talking about
>>42530668
>>42530712that’s good though, that means we get to simp for you even harder
>>42530796literally me
>>42530794is that not neetadopters wife? well, exwife I guess
>>42530401>workdata analysis cuck
>>42530811i’ve made this joke or just showed the meme too many times in smoke circles my friends are tired of it
>>42530831This is so britnona coded
the defeatism and self-deprecation stuff makes me queasy
>>42530819why do you even care
>>42530835how come everything is going great for me i just acknowledge that im actually pretty dumb
>>42530845because I'm a loser that never leaves mmg
>>42530850You made tumblrmoder shed bimbotears you fuck
>>42530834https://voca.ro/15whTzSxbghL
i make the indirect kiss joke with my homies and it kills every timealso we kiss on the lips
>>42530858lmao sry sry
>>42530850lol no you're not defeatist, I meant tumblrmoder's vocaroo and everyone else's attitude. obviously if you've had such a successful career you're not even as dumb as you think but I've also had a really good career and I think I'm dumb all the time lol
>>42530862https://voca.ro/1iA6st3fn504
>>42530867https://voca.ro/1jn57rz2Xyzf
>>42530888https://voca.ro/1kCd4O93BhT1
the vocacrew
>>42530887ask elfi i confused my left and right literally every time
>>42530914https://voca.ro/19Ey60L9XHNj
>>42530936i once got in a crash partly because i mixed up my left and right
that has nothing to do with intelligence it's coordination
>>42530948kek idiet
>>42530936fr this girl everytime i say "Look hon on your left" she'll look right for example. I've seen her drive past the road she lives on and im like "hey isnt it down there" and she gets confused because directions. And this happens multiple times in one day
>>42530957my fortune telling mother telling me she dreamt i crashed the car as we were getting in was the real culprit
>>42530964it feels manipulative to date a retarded person
damn I wish my mom was a huckster
>>42530983i'm also a retard hence my tripcode
>>42530964iwas just looking for the mirror!!>>42530967omg does she do tarot>>42530983i got permission from my mom :3
>>42530992she does! she’s also just generally onto witchy shit, like she says she has spells to make people leave you alone and such
>>42531004i should do a tarot reading sooni wonder what the future holds
>>42530401>qott:I'm a full time student during the school year and I'm trying to get an internship but I'll probably just work some shitty food service job over the summer.
bump
this is mmg we clown in this fucker, we don’t bump until after it hits bump limit
can long face be fixed with djs. it it even worth it
bumpposting on page 1
my job is caregiving.How do y'all feel about lgbt tolerant muslims? pretty common with more relaxed Muslims who arent super strict on their religion.
the jig is up cm
slurping soju out of an elf girls navel like i'm a dehydrated dog that hasn't seen a water bowl in 72 hours
>>42531592you're a fucking genius
How come men will fuck but not kiss?
>>42531678ur man doesn't kiss ya? rough
>>42531678they’re evil
Trans women studs?
Trans woman puds?
Trans women spuds?
>>42531678i got told not to “make it weird” during missionary when i wanted to kiss anyways idk dude they have something to prove
>>42531678hello tranners i have come to tell you that you deserve to be kissed and lovedfarewell
>>42531875that's so fucked missionary is THE kissing position fuck that guyYou already have your dick in me, stop being a little bitch
Couldn't sleep due to overstimulation from Epstein files so I took 10mg clotiazepam and put on my pink hello kitty Pajamas. Straight MEF cis man here.
start e or die now
>>42531994This isnt rep gen
no ive never had a job because im too shyive seen you smile but ive never really heard you laugh
>>42532062>ive seen you smile but ive never really heard you laughis this about someone in mmg or are you like, just posting song lyrics or something?
>>42532062you’ve got everything noooowww ive
braiding my hair into pigtails before bed because i’m a straight man on e
gonna try and sleep early-ish (aka close to midnight instead of well into the am) for the second night in a row. gn mmg!!
be me, drink a lot, wake up, ouuughhhh wow im so pretty i beyyer make sure not to look at my hips, ouuuugggggggggghhhhhhh IM UGLY!???? irms so jarring im so ugly im retarded ob yeaH
what are y'alls favorite types of clouds
>>42532215i like when they look like dog knots :3
>>42532215big and fluffy
>>42532215I like when the whole sky is overcast and it acts like a big lampshade for the sun
>>42532215the weed kind
Nah but it’s crazy how i dont have the hips i need to be a normal person because literally 50% of the population has hips
>>42532256wouldn’t be the first time we lost a coin toss
i live in a suburb in a town that is entirely residential besides a few grocery stores and i have no car so i basically cant work even if i wanted to
>>42532308>”heads or tails”>pick heads>the coin lands heads up>some fat latino tranny bounds up behind me rapes me and takes my coin
don't put it in your pocket it's your lucky quarter
Don't put it in ur aass
I need neetbux
I need feet
I need him
I need him dead
I need him dead gorgeous
being a visibly trans gay manmoder around woke “bisexuals” and “nonbinaries” is my favorite activity because they never cruelly enforce heterosexual social dynamics on real fags
my hand smells like my dick and my dick smells like flowers with a hint of urea
the tips of my fingers smell like girl frenulum
I wash my hands so my fingers smell like soap
>>42532835
>>42532841I hate cooking with tomatoes the smell gets stuck on my fingers for so long and it's such a bad smell
>>42532847for me it covers up the smell of shit so i enjoy to smell like old food
sucking on ur fingertips to get every last molecule of shit
>>42532847i think i remember you saying this 3-4 months ago and someone telling you to wash your hands
digging underneath your fingernails with my tongue to make sure I get all the shit
painting ur nails to look prettyyy <3
my right armpit smells like food
>>42532024it basically is
>>42532875and back then I would've said I wash my hands all the time. it's one of those smells that only go away with time
im literally a homosaxual. i am a man monkey that likes to get my bum fugged wth
>>42533033cisgaygen is thataway
how 2 deal with being a virgin
thataway is a sexy word
>wiggles eyebrows in ur directionyeah I know what u like babe
ok nvm it feels weird now
fuck u
that firefighter movie was sad you cant die youre all too hot
having a firefighter bf would be so insanely hot but id have to be without him for 48 hours at a time and that would blow chunks
do footfags go to hell
I NEED A BOYFRIEND I DESERVE A BOYFRIEND AND IF I DONT GET ONE MY LIFE AND EXISTENCE ARE WORTH NOTHING OK I HATE MY SKIN
You'll get a boy in ur life nona just make sure he doesn't care about displaying his affection for u publicly. If he won't hold your hand or kiss you in front of other ppl he's not worth the emotion
may all straggots find a man who treats them like a real woman (an expensive piece of furniture that does the chores and sucks his dick)
>>42533104what are you talking about. They do weeks on and weeks off
sometimes I want to climb out of those apartments windows and get onto the ledge and just have a picnic up there. though im scared ill fall. so maybe somewhere similar. A rooftop works too.
i'd cheat on him during the weeks he's gone so i'm never lonely
>>42533187not where i live at least desuuu but a week without him would be even worse. I've already had to endure years at a time without him once he's back im not letting him go
that genre of guy stocky, uniform, facial hair, forearmsssssss are all maga but my weakness id let one hate crime me
I'm not politicsbrained hotness is hotness
idc i lose all self respect when i think about guys i need him to leave me leaking
ultimately i get it girl same
going to bed. its nice having a house. but I wish I had an apartment or a condo that's high up. id want to sleep next to a large window overlooking the city. Itd be so nice to go full neet and watch people from a telescope 25 stories up. Maybe even find others doing the same. and write messages on our windows to have conversation.Also im having trouble finding the term for it. But in new york movies characters are able to open up their windows in high rise buildings and step out onto a ledge with no railing(picrel) Whats the name of this area? Any help would be great. AI isnt helping :/
when i eat pizza with other people i grab the smallest slice
you will be creampied
i put balls on my balls call it straight sex
i think camera are the work of SATAN or whoever you think is a really bad guy it’s up to you
Some villagers in Sikhim betrayed a lively horror and hid away whenever the lens of a camera, or “the evil eye of the box” as they called it, was turned on them. They thought it took away their souls with their pictures, and so put it in the power of the owner of the pictures to cast spells on them, and they alleged that a photograph of the scenery blighted the landscape. Until the reign of the late King of Siam no Siamese coins were ever stamped with the image of the king, “for at that time there was a strong prejudice against the making of portraits in any medium. Europeans who travel into the jungle have, even at the present time, only to point a camera at a crowd to procure its instant dispersion. When a copy of the face of a person is made and taken away from him, a portion of his life goes with the picture. Unless the sovereign had been blessed with the years of a Methusaleh he could scarcely have permitted his life to be distributed in small pieces together with the coins of the realm.”
>qottmy job is boring and i hate every minute of it
>>42533104that would probably be good for meno matter how much I love someone I can't imagine I could ever handle being with someone 24/7. I need my solitude
are you ready for the rapture? all signs are pointing to a doomsday event in the near-future, and Epstein and his cronies are clearly servants of Moloch so it looks like the bible is real after all
99% sure I outted a trans girl in front of her mom by accident
why would you do that?
>>42534327out of reflex lmaowe have to ask the patient's preferred name/pronouns so asked her if she would like to be called something else without thinking. idk if her mom heard, but she just smiled and said no
>unironically thinking about going on a dating site to find irl friendsgod i need to stop being such an evil fuck and accept that im meant to be alone
>>42534383did she pass or could you just tell?
>>42534423obviously could tell, that girl needs a bra asap
why am i more tired sleeping 12-8 than 4-12?
>>42534431thats what ive been telling these hoes in this gen! people can see your damn cones!
don’t worry nona, i’m gonna put on the bra today
https://youtu.be/b-ynd8t2_hA
>>42534459if u have just started it recently it takes a while like a few weeks to shift ur rhythm to a new sleep pattern
ugh, what a pain in the ass. i’ll try to stick with it
my dream briefly included me sucking my own dick
i spent the entirety of my last dream stuck in an elevator
>>42534590struggling with feelings of confinement lately?>>42534573dont let dreems stay dreems fren
>>42534600i’ve done it before, just not in years. i’ve probably lost the flexibility, especially in the kinda specific and weird to practice otherwise bend in the back i used
>>42534600im a closeted tranny of course im feeling confined
ryoiki tenkaimanu modu
lucky, i spent my last dream getting edged like 4 times.
>>42534603feels more like sucking than getting suct anyways>>42534614you give yourself any dedicated fem expression time?
>>42534637
>>42534637Does sucking or getting sucked feel better
>>42534687(you) too>>42534691spose that depends who you ask
>>42534518bra on o7 hope you’re proud of me, nona
>>42534637i have 1 dress but its the kind of thing thats very tight so i look n feel disgusting in it so i never wear it im probably going to toss it out at some point soon
>>42534799try to find an outlet, it helpsendless self denial is crushing
>>42534781im proud :) how does it feel nona?
>>42534841it’s always a little weird to me because i’m so used to wearing really baggy shirts, so having something pretty tight around my torso is in the back of my mind all day
>>42534923you will get used to it. how tight is tight? it shouldnt hurt to breath at all or be cutting / digging into your skin.
>>42534923it's such a horrible feeling and I can't stand it
makin blueberry pancakes
>>42534942it doesn’t hurt or anything, it’s just always there. plus it’s a sports bra, so it’s stretchy and less precisely sized
im unlovable
>>42534960yeah you will get used to it, it took me like a week or two before it stopped feeling really weird. now it only feels weird if i wear a bra after not having worn one for a bit. but it goes away after like 5-10 minutes.
I'm unlovable should I eat frozen pizza or make soup?
>leaving your rich as fuck gf to join a polyculeyou known I have nothing against polycules but that seems like deeply retarded thing to do
remember to get cotton and not plastic bras niggas
>>42534999on a cold winter day like this I prefer soup
>>42535014who are you talking about?
>>42534951yummy
sure is
thats a fine lookin cake well done
nasty
>>42535103as a home cook (which means my opinion on food matters more than others) You did a good job. Well done.
everyone post cake
I'm not posting my ass
>one (you)>filteredguess i’ll never know
>at supermarket>headphones on>bump into guy>mumble "oh sorry">turns around to me>"heyyyy are you a man or a woman">i awkwardly keep walking and give him a "see ya" kind of waveFRIENDLY reminder for me to NEVER get too confident! KNOW YOUR PLACE!
>>42535228used to get that a lot from old people
>>42535185someday im sure ill curse you all with this
okay maybe I dont belong on this board. I havent been asked that question since year 1 on hrt. Fuck. Maybe its no use. Theres no going back. might as well double down on womanhood ;_;
givin shawty neck till she pass out
i wish i had got to be a twink
you ever do something so often that you can't tell if you like doing it or if you just feel like it's something you have to do?
>>42535386using this board
took bica and now my agp went away and im a cis man, who are you people, whats going on
>>42535103Sloppa goycakes
>>42535520have you considered that they’re delicious?
>>42535489
wait i thought that was the crossdressing psycho but this guy just eats people
>>42535781
this is gonna be the longest lasting mmg in weeks. will it be the last one ever?
don't get my hopes up
>>42530401I plug Network appliances in and get called an engineer ¯\(ツ)/¯On E since Aug 2024, wonder if any of them noticed anything yet lol
can you be a manmoder and babytrans at the same time
>>42535959waow, you only started like 3 months before me
>>42535976manmoder are baby trans
lowering my E dosage from 2.5/day to some indeterminate lower numbre of the E spray to goon more to feminization and not be as satanict. C1SM3FM4L3
>>42535986i worry about the fact that since i’ve waited so long to actually begin girlmoding, i’ve worn out my “baby trans can be a little cringe at first” pass before even using it
>>42535986I'm not sure that the two are compatible...
should I be raped
how small is your pelvis
>>42534629tuff
>>42534629holy shit, manu!?
>>42535976theyre the same thing
>>42535977Hell yeah, you on shots yet? I hated having to have like 3 pills under my tongue in the morning, was so hard to avoid morning conversation until they dissolved. Just kind of had to talk like a retard till they did... Shots are so much better!
id date myself
>>42536284i started with shots. diy EV, but i’m thinking of switching to EEn or something when my current vials run out
>>42536326Oh yeah, having one day a week to worry about my E intake has been such a game changer... Esp when you're as add addled as me lol... Now if only the prog and the Spiro could be taken in the same frequency V.V
Do I inject today?I can’t remember my last doseI’m masculinizing fully I can tell
any other jeopardy fans in mmg?
>>42536375do you wanna transition or not
twink feet huffies
searched manmoder on twitter again and got depressed because everyone mogs me and im uniquely moided. i have no self confidence to honmode so i have to resign myself to being seen as a man for the rest of my life both in cisociety and within trans spaces (not that i would ever intrude on those irl). im missing something fundamental that every other human seems to have. im afraid that i dont know what it is so i will never be able to have it for myself. my thoughts are toxic snd the repeated act of poisoning myself is causing cognitive decline. its not over because it never even began i couldnt even show up to the start line.
>>42530401I empower the tyrant for a comfortable lower middle class life
I hate mondays
samejust get your life on track at 25 or you're fucked forever
im 27
im 28
what does it say about me that i can't even find a transbian to fuck me
>>42536534i’ve only got a year…
gonna make a photo card ima. few days who should it be 1. irrelevant old guy (cringe 3dpd)2. ugly guy from my manga (princess yaoi babygirl)
>>42531570all faith is death
too moided to call myself trans award
>>425367082
>>42536560>>42536651ngmi but feel free to prove me wrong>>42536706still have a chance
>>42535999mef isn't real
thinking about the time i bought some wrapping papers and i turned around after paying and this guy was like “yo that’s a man” when he saw my face and i just had to walk past him because i can’t explain the intricacies of manmode or whatever i felt like an chud
>>42536803I-i um have a c..no you are right i only have 2 quirks on manona general my life is bad
i am a 38 year old hikineet
>>42536663I think it just says you're not even trying
>>42536803yeah but will i take that chance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNSPFQpWpic
i wish i was a woman
page 186 always makes me cry
would that this hoodie were a woman hoodie
>>42536921https://youtu.be/swlWc31gWA8
>>42536419I’m not a woman so
>>42536534im 26 its over for me fuck my life
>be me>woman>becomes a manwtf
I am a 36 year old he/him bisexual transfeminine cisgender transsexual amab lesbian straight man with boobs on feminizing hormones
>>42536970dollar store gybelisten to real music https://youtu.be/MXvy-EdbgD0
>>42537023we get it chuddy
>>42537037get these nuts, faggot
>>42537023i don't believe it
>>42537055because it's comfortable and I wouldn't look or feel good girlmoding
>>42537055i am a hairy ogre and not an effeminate twink
>>42537055i don't
>>42537055thinspo
>>42537055im shaped like a brick n i have no honfidence
>>42537044I'm going to pdx next week can we hangout
brap
I want McDonald's like a mofo rn
mcdouble monday
I want McDoublemoder like a mofo rn
>>42537055why does this girls face look ai generated?
my ass so NOT FAT so small so tiny
I'd stretch my hole for a quarter pounder
imagine having hips like that oy vey
>>42537055I'm a man
>>42537055because i look like a man and depend on transphobes
>>42537055ill be homeless if ppl learn im trans
>>42537297me too! yaaaay!!
>>42537303Gotta love the world we live in
>>42537297me too sis!! le sigh
>>42537055im male and gooned out and raped and useless and cant help myself and dying and a man
I want a job but there are never any open positions that would be a fit for me
jobs are stupid anyway
so is living
>>42537395I don't want to be poor any more
jobs are stupid but im a fat retard so i need a way to afford buying yummy food
>>42537490being poor is also pretty bad yeah
>>42537514you niggas constantly call yourselves fat when the avg bmi in mmg is like 19
would you guys be mad at me if i killed myself?
jobs are stupid but I'm insecure and feel like I have something to prove so I'm just going to keep working forever or until I get insanely rich
>>42537557how would we even know
>>42537557yeah I'd be right pissed
would you date a manmoder who always wore a shirt but no pants like donald duck and always had her meat hanging out?
no I'm not sure I would
>>42537552think again im practically obese
>>42536970thank you this was really nice i favorited this album
>>42537027this is also reeally nice i favorited this album also
*ahem*
>>42537592>>42537621cowkini pics NOW
>>42537091only if you don't mind getting axe-murdered
We bmioders now
>>42537651I don't have one ;-;>>42537679eat food
I was at 19.0 before I started HRT...
Wow you're all a bunch of fat fucks
some of us are apparently anorexic
>>42537651i dont have a cowkini sorry>>42537679can we swap
>>42537592>not even overweight
how's grandpa lang, still boolin?
>>42537696best i can do is a spare tire wrapped around thereyou seent it before
>>42537706im nearly obese it wouldnt be so bad but i have moidish fat distribution
>>42537696amazon basics tranny shorts spotted
>>42537752nta but are you baiting or particularly stupid
could always lose some more i feel
>>42537792trying to develop anorexia huh
Do any other moders struggle with referring to themselves as girls? Feels kinda wrong for me to try and use she/her for myself and refer to myself as a girl. Same with dressing in non masculine clothes and putting on makeup even tho I really like doing that, just sorta feels like it’s wrong for me to do that? Anyway if any other moders do this what do you guys do/how do you cope with it?
>>42537791im pretty stupid
>>42537803i have a skinnyfat beer gut, i'm not into that ed stuff>>42537817>how do you cope with it?just gotta bottle it up until someone calls you out on it, then you can have a tantrum like a real man
>>42537835why are you doing the 'stein lean?anything you want to tell us, foid?
why are you posting pics here tho
manmoder ribcage
suit and tie moding
>>42537612wanna makeout
>>42537817closest thing i get to referring to myself femininely is calling myself a dumb tranny when i fuck something up thats about it
>>42537817it’s hard to reconcile my belief that trans women are women period with my inability to call myself one
>>42537817I refer to myself as a woman desu. I feel really infantile / embarrassed if I call myself a girl
>>42537669wdym
>>42537932it's a sort of threat, you see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpKyjVaubIU
>>42537939very funny everyone knows chuddy is a submissive bottom and wouldn't hurt a fly
>>42537817are you not an adultnobody on this site should be posting if they are a girl (a child)
that's jellyfishmoder you bitch
>>42537908yeah
meanwhile cis women calling themselves shit like "daddy's little toddler rape meat" and no one cares
cis women can do whatever they want
>>42538000you would do the same shit if you were hot enough
>>42537817I call myself a man because I am one, you fucking fakemoders
>>42538000I think people do care I think that's a talked about topic within feminism the whole bimbo thing and what aspects are ironic or reclamation and what aspects are just leaning into patriarchy
>>42538016I already do that wdym
>>42538000>oh yeah daddy call me mai-chan and blend up my babywhat did cisfoids mean by this
is it gay to cum to being raped
ok i feel as though i have had this exact conversarikn at this exact moment of the year and said the exact same things. i also pointed it out. i am in a loop controlled by jannies.
can I lose weight by adopting a foidslop diet involving things like pasta, salads and cheeseboards?
is it gay to cum
I'm not ready for an apocalyptic eventI wasted my only chance at life and now it'll be cut short so I won't even have a chance to redeem myself
does anyone know if fat will come out of my stomach if i cut deep enough
policing trannies calling themselves girls is highk fascist asf get a hobby like
>>42538072you can have a pickle and two olives
i got a pickle and two olives for ya
bmi is a huge meme bruh how are we still on this LOL
the people want something to doompost and be negative about
chew an almond
i got a pickle in a pouch
I'm pickle rick
>>42537858Idk nona I feel like if someone confronted me on why I’m trans but can’t bring myself to do all that stuff I’d just shut down or tear up desu. Bit of a sore spot for me for a while>>42537915I do the same yeah but I wish I wasn’t only comfortable referring to myself like that without an insult attached to it but it genuinely feels impossible>>42537923I mean not rlly for me at least. Like I think that trans women are women just not me ig and therefore I shouldn’t call myself one. Sidenote but I can’t comprehend how some people figure out they’re trans and then never question it again and immediately start referring to themselves as a girl and coming out. Like respect to them but it’s just baffling to me>>42537930>>42537964Girl/woman being interchangeable here. Even with trying to call myself a woman same sorta thing happens. Idk I can’t even say “I’m a woman” out loud when I’m alone it just feels wrong>>42537983Please don’t be mean to people :(>>42538020I also call and mentally think of myself as a guy, just feel kinda bad if cuz the few people I’m out to get kinda upset when I do too much and tell me to shut up and that I’m a woman but it just feels wrong for me to do that
im tranny rick i turned myself into a tranny
what the fuck jessie it’s… my WIFE
justin roiland's voices will never be outdone by the new guys
>>42538167if it feels wrong to call yourself a woman maybe you're not a woman you're just enby or a fem man
>>42538167god stop posting you're unironically a worm. do you keep posting jellyfishes bc theyre invertebrates? makes sense
>>42537023also non-binary
>>42538190>if you have trauma from growing up male then you will never be a woman you fucking stupid tranny piece of shit
moderhater got tired of hating on someone that never replies
thank fucking god
>>42538126alright post an accurate measurement of body composition like FFMI. mine's 20.5. for reference my bmi is 21.
>>42538210yeah kindathere's no special gendered core of your being you're suppressing or yet to discover, you're the gender you exist asif it doesn't feel right and you associate and insert yourself into society as a gender then you are that
>>42538234and participate in endless neurosis? hmm nah I'm good
doxxmoder kills himself party
>>42538258>using objective measurements of your health and wellbeing is neurotic i guess you don't get your levels checked or let doctors check your vitals either?
>>42538092for sure
>>42538251so we’re all men?
>>42538286nta but no I go off vibes purely
how does a boymoder get a bf that works in finance?
>>42538167i feel like it means something that it only comes out of me when im worried or upset when i was at the dentist n he was blasting my teeth with the cleaner i was gripping my seat telling myself this is the tranny torture machine
i don't believe that anyone "is" anything or that you can "be" something, that's a bunch of shizo nonsense
nothing really exists
permanently brain fried by years of homoerotic coded performative toxic masculinity award
>>42538286>objectivelol lmao. bmi doesn't say anything material about your health or wellbeing it's just a forced meme made by doctors who hate women (all of them)
my life is super easy i need to stop smoking weed and fix it all
i lowk hate whites but the girl i like is white pasing af
>>42538368yeah that's why i brought up FFMI you braindead retard
I'm a fucking white girl addict
>>42538396you seem upset, go obsess about measurements to calm down hon
>>42538396ffmi isn't real either, don't be so mad. a bunch of "doctors" cooked that up for the same reason bmi was invented
>>42538388 white passing is the dumbest diaspora cope ever. she’s white chica
>>42538399why
>>42538430idk there's something about their pale and ghostly skin that speaks to me. the paler the better. it's an interesting color! plus they have cool hair colors like red
>chuddy didn't replyshe was serious about never trying a relationship again huh :/
im an addict white girl
i would die for a white latina
>>42538418>tells you exactly how much fat-free mass is in your body based on your height, weight, and bf%but somehow it's not real and motivated by some kind of agenda
not even joking they should make heroin otc again (all drugs should be otc but especially heroin)
>>42538476i'm ALWAYS saying this
>>42538455he*
>>42538430they're pretty
>>42538468there aren't any useful insights to be gained from knowing how much fat-free mass is in my body though? the only thing that matters is how my body looks to me, no
brown girls lowkenuinely hotter
>>42538303if you're manmoding you're being a man, internally you might be keeping a candle of womanhood alight, here we're mostly being women
>>42538516this might as well be objectively true
>172cm>still feel tall
>>42538508ok but it provides useful insights to ME so idk why you're even arguing with me about it
>>42538567it's not useful to you either though!
gun to my head telling me to date a white bitch? pull the trigger
>>42538575tells me how muscular i am relative to other people. that's useful info to me>>42538601same bro
MORE WHITE FOID FOR ME!!!!
>>42538601but if you pull the trigger you'll never see a gorgeous aryan queen again... ;-; I couldn't live that life
>>42538492whatever
>>42538634nta but are you a nazi?
do i get a mastectomy or ffs or do i move deep in to the woods
every single person ITT is a nazi (except me)
nazis are for curbstomping
>>42538679ffsno woods you're not tuff enuff
>>42538661no I'm black I just really really really really fucking LOVE white girls hnnnnnnng I mean ummm sieg heil (jk but white girls hmu hahaa)
>>42538199I only post them cuz they’re really pretty and make me feel better looking at them when I feel like shit cuz they seem so graceful and beautiful. I’m sorry for posting them and shitting up the thread
mf probably has a bleached account on twitter
can I get uhhhhh tall girlfriend
white girls always leave you for their dog :/
gotta watch out for those fucking sneaky dogs...
posting knot videos on wednesday
>>42538689ok
>>42538710sis is your backbone made of fucking papier-mache? do your thing and don't listen to them, there are people in here who are orders of magnitude more annoying than you could ever be capable of and they don't see a need to stop posting. if you post a fucking picture of a cnidarian fucking 4 times a day no one's going to suffer a stroke and die. RELAX
wigger wednesday
juggalomoder
>>42538693you're on the wrong board btw pol is over there
>>42538796is my love for white girls political? fuck me. can't do anything these days as a black person without white women telling me I'm doing it wrong
>fuck meyet another bottom real shame
>>42538836nah I'm a top dw lia
>>42538815obnoxiously cringe
>>42538815aight bro
>>42538815we get it bro you're hitler
sorry everyone packing up this bit I'll be back with better material
older british men yelling fuck me and other faggoty expletives whilst working on their jaguar. younger british hon with a hard cock. the hon and the older man joined together beneath the lifted jag
train 1
are you wearing a suit trainmoder?
>>42538892are you wearing a suit?
nah that's britnona *wink*
you ever been rohypnol'd by a swine??
>>42538844lia already has a top nona
genuinely fiddlin my frenulum rn
>>42538920wat nuh uh im the top
>>42538920I know this I was just reassuring her
>>42538764>tfw out of sudden recently started being into bestiality doujins the fuck is happening to me
>>42538931accept it and lean into it. soon you'll drool when you see a real fat red rocket on a mastiff or a doberman or something
it's the daily uzi nude time already
looking like a hostage situation
>>42538906>>42538908yes, see>>42537896
>>42538937straight out of abu ghraib
man anyone mail me some cum?
>>42539000whatcha gonna do when you get cum in the mail >_>
>>42538996twink marine WATERBOARDED by islamic warrior
>>42538937how did you take this picture?
>>42538937foids out
middle eastern men can get it
>>42539013cum in the mail -> cum in the male (me)
>>42538937
>>42539034you gonna use a pipette and like, inject the cum into your ass or something?
>>4253902819th century moder don't know about timers
turkey basting cum into my ass
>>42538892nona those shoes are terrible ik ur manmoding but at least have some style
>>42539058whos putting all that work into their budes?
>>42539077she's interviewing for minister of coal, be nice
>>42539077u should see her normal shoes
train 2>>42539077my bad. i bought them years ago and no one had an issue then, and i really don’t want to buy new dress shoes when i wear them so infrequently
>>42539056yes.
trainmoder is a cop: a thread
>>42539124good luck with your experiment...
>mmg>cant manspread>gets manspreaded on
Nigger
>>42539112u could at least polish them or use a sharpie on them
I got smegma once when i was a kid and i lowk ate it
oh fuuuck that's messed up lowk
>>42539228was it tasty
>>42539251yeah but i drink the piss of random men sometimes so take that with a grain of salt
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
plate of hot grainy smegma with a pinch of maldon's flaky sea salt
>>42538308why
>>42539129libel!>>42539137i’ve always been anti-manspreading. blame tumblr and buzzfeed>>42539204nah
>>42539399are you actually wearing BLUE slacks with black shoes or is it just the lighting? my word. are you going anywhere important?
>>42539228we all did this
https://youtu.be/UWIIPX_5rbM
My favorite thing to do when I feel like hating myself is scroll through right wing twitter accounts and read the comments on all the transphobic posts
>>42539399an overcoat too patrickbatemanmoder
>>42539467mumsnet is kino for that kind of self harm
>>42539417is that bad? i thought black shoes kinda went with anything. it’s not very important though, its first and foremost a radio play
>>42539475well yeah, it’s super fucking cold
>>42539483i used to use glinners twitter for that but he went priv after the big epstein file drop
glinner lowk my fav lolcow
>>42539555glinner makes the blood run fron my face because he was a prominent feature in my terf era and also he looks like he’s about to rape the camera in every picture
hi nonas i wrote a song this time instead of jokeshttps://voca.ro/18h0J5l59SUS
fr it actually is really cold rn im having a bad time
>>42539575ah man i don’t have headphones on me :(
>>42539555hes actually hilarious he went from generic leftie to retweeting posts calling for deportations of all non whites n removing the right to vote from women i hope he kills himself soon that would be the cherry on top
>>42539575this slaps nona im downloading it
>>42539575This is great!
guys wtf nobody told me i had to apply for a foid card
https://unsee cc/album#BtGtHLJfoB63suit and tie moder
very snazzy nona
my apartment is vibrating
>pear shaped
i am NOT trusting bro with my millions
they call me the trans joji (can u tell im bored as fuck)https://voca.ro/13B9QbSW2Gk0>>42539625>>42539778kyaaaa tysmmmm excuse my crappy bass playing
im the only REAL manmoder
tumblrmoder can u lay down a meaty funky bass riff pls
another pear shaped fakemoder has hit mmg
the cut of a suit just gives u wide hips it happens when i wear one despite having no hips at all
>>42539868I'm not that good ;-;
I'm a muffintopmoder
>>42539833thanks nona !!>>42539851>>42539873are you calling me pear shaped? i am not>>42539853yeah, don’t >>42539860is wearing a suit and tie not truemoding?
>>42539897can u try i believe in u tumblrmoder :)
>>42539899me too queen
>>42539918mogs me
ouuugh my pelvis and back FUCK
>>42539137women will sit next to me and elbow me the entire ride with zero care. when i try to squish against the wall they just encroach further into my space.men will generally keep their arms in and try to avoid fucking with me. crazy how much of feminism is projection. manspreading isn't real. but womanspreading definitely is! so if you want to pass make sure to touch other people without permission!
>>42539913okay but this might take me awhile so don't wait up
>>42539932do you live in an ethnic area? ive never experienced this but i knew mexicans that complained about older women acting like that
>>42539932moid defender available 24/7 to the rescue
fine shyt keeps trying to buy me food, thinks she trying to build a pawg outta clay but im barely sand
>>42540027even sand can be made into a mighty castle...don't despair...let it happen
>>42540089
>>42540027you should starve instead
>>42539932nope, the person manspreading on me in that picture was a cis man, and my disdain for manmoding came from my dad and brother
>>42540105jealous ho
>>42540161i've never paid for anything in my entire life AND i'm fat as FUCK
