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QOTT would you ask the tranner of your dreams out on national television (if such a thing existed)?
Previous >>42541328
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>>42543895
no not really im not a transbian
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>>42543895
>QOTT would you ask the tranner of your dreams out on national television (if such a thing existed)?
If I couldn't some other way then I guess

I would prefer to talk, do something together, hold hands, kiss
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somebody is watching you through your camera
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>>42543905
I hope they like the pov of a fat guy's face while jerking off
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>>42543907
they dont but they keep watching
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>>42543905
I don't have a camera.
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>>42543895
fuck trannies on national television
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>>42543911
phone, also theyre listening
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>>42543919
Haven't used my phone in over a year. It's never near me.
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>>42543905
who?
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i purposefully consume far left, liberal, conservative, and far right media in roughly equal amounts and post contradictory statements online and say slurs when im alone, jerk off to tranny porn openly to jam my palantir file up with junk so it looks like its picked up a ton of noise
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>>42543925
AI on behalf of tech giants
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>>42543931
do you think the AI is into trannies
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coworker keeps trying to get me to go on a date with him but im stealth and i dont want any of my coworkers to know
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>>42543933
If it has any damn sense
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>>42543930
That is not how it works.
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>>42543922
dildos have a hidden camera
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I started out a lib, got /pol/ brained in like 2015, became pretty much an eco-fascist and then since 2020 I've swung so far left I'm pretty much a tankie
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>>42543948
pretty common for non-humans. your kind are inconceivably easily susceptible to retardation
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>>42543947
Weird post.
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>>42543939
Your tuck slipped babe, that trade playing in your face so nasty.
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>>42543955
I'm sorry but your political opinions are so dumb I simply to not care what you think. You're incapable of any nuance whatsoever
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>>42543956
youre the weirdo putting a camera up your ass for them to see
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>>42543948
>I'm sorry but your political opinions are so dumb I simply to not care what you think. You're incapable of any nuance whatsoever
>I started out a lib, got /pol/ brained in like 2015, became pretty much an eco-fascist and then since 2020 I've swung so far left I'm pretty much a tankie

lol
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>>42543957
impossible i have a micro penis, i dont even have to tuck
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>>42543948
Paige?
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>>42543905
do yhey think im p pretty
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>>42543960
The cameras I'm concerned about are all the cameras everyone puts up on their houses. Hundreds of those see me every day and I don't like it. It makes my neighbors seem antisocial, that they feel the need to spy on everyone and that they fear criminals. I don't even lock my doors.
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>>42543966
HH sluts represent. KS or something else? What's your Tanner?
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>>42543970
speak english wtf are you asking me
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world where hsts rule call rhat a hstopia
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>>42543977
ig this one depends on how u pronounce hsts
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All your cares and thoughts about politics come to literally nothing. Your only opportunity is when you vote, and you don't need to be a political scientist to know who you want to vote for. That time would be better spent on getting and loving a trans gf.
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sending discordia an unsolicited .mov of me (fat choid) shooting fat ropes onto a towel from earlier. wish me luck
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>>42543976
Sussy
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>>42543983
you don't "pronounce" initialism any more than you "pronounce" an alphabet. This retard calls cpus Seepuus and LAX Lacks this is why i fucking hate and despise and wish all the worst including removal from the planet of non-humans
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i am epstein and blanchards lovechild
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>>42543993
go outside nigga touch some snow
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How did you get this number
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i on the other hand have a macropenis
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>>42544003
>Touch snow
You dealing with this bullshit too?
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I love the snow :)
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>>42544010
yea, its cold and depressing
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>>42544003
Girls support girls, so I'll let that slide.

Have a bath babe. Don't worry about work chaser, don't let him dip his quill into the company ink... Ya dig?
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don't call them choids bro
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Call me a choid, girl.
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>>42544013
Tell me about it, have hardly been able to get out for over a week now
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>>42544001
im sorry

i do pronounce lol like that too im sorry
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>>42544026
Move to real county with functional weather.
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>>42544033
We usually have it nicely, this is freak storm
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>>42544001
Sifting for humans is tedious work.
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>>42544029
lol is not an initialism it's an acronym
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Snow is not a problem, it's fun. You spend like 45m-2hr shoveling and then you live your life as normal.
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>>42544043
getting rid of 90% of non-humans would be good enough
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Gay sex with trannies
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@grok is it okay to like boys?
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>>42544048
lol is this the infamous snow shoveling smelly tranner?
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>>42544015
he isnt a chaser he thinks im cis, did you not read my post :v
but ill have a bath and chill youre cool sorry
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>>42544049
Who would serve me then?
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>>42544057
Weird post.
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>>42544058
Relax darling. When you're right you're right. I call them all chasers, they chasing something they want. It's a bad habit.
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I was using a carrot as a dildo and I put it in too far and lost my grip and now I cant get it out
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>>42544015
>Have a bath babe.
That’s my line!
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>>42544060
the other 10% if you are that much of a lazy basterd
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>>42544052
Kinda gay ngl
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>>42544078
if you have a healthy rectal flora they should be able to digest it in a few days
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>>42544086
Cheat code to consume twice as many carrots and see in advanced darkness unlocked.
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>>42544044
um...how do we decide which is which
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>>42544081
You should stimulate your 5HT-2B receptors.
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Acronyms works naturally within the phonetics of a language.
Nasa is pronounceable
Scuba is pronounceable
Lol is pronounceable
CPU is not pronounceable
FBI is not pronounceable

if you were a human you'd understand this implicitly
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>>42544094
since it's not technically you eating it this way it only lets your ass bacteria see in the dark
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>>42544110
That was the plan all along. Imagine having ass bacteria that can't see in the dark, how embarrassing. It's dark where they live.
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>>42544117
speak for yourself. my colon emanates natural light
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>>42544078
I eat carrots this way all the time, youll be okay
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kinda sucks i'll never have kids that are half mine :(
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>>42544127
Bioluminescence, you're the chosen one. Do you use it as an angler fish would?
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>>42544103
i didnt know scuba was an acronym...i appreciate the teaching ill like. practice the next time i see hsts xD

i failed typing that but i went back n read it right you can spare meeee ...
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>>42544138
well no because i don't really need to lure the carrots i just use my hands
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I'm worried about sobe and nils
Not as a couple but as individual people because they both seem very depressed
Sending them serotonin in the mail
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chasers, why am i still scared i don’t pass even tho countless people have mistaken me for a cis woman both in voice, body, and voice
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>>42544146
Hmm. There must be some use for your extraordinary ability. I will have to ponder further on the subject.
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>>42544158
er
meant to say voice body and face i just got railed so im all fuzzy in the head
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>>42544158
Do you really not know?
Also why ask us?
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hgghh i dont wanna sleeeep but im so tiredsdd
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>>42544160
Chaser btw
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>>42544160
i want to be u
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>>42544179
>>42544171
Come over babe, I'll rail you then you can sleep on my chest
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>>42544179
I still have that 20.
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>>42544182
YES YEAH PLS PLS PLS
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>>42544186
the blowjob kiss thing is still sussing me out a bit im sorry anon ur still cool
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Im in class and idk how to connect with any of my classmates.
I just don't know how to connect with them.
I guess being a troony in public causes that?
fmcl
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I miss her so bad, goddamn
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>>42543895
Is this new episode or one 30 yrs ago
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>>42544219
Have you tried having a slut arc, works pretty well
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>>42544229
I thought he already hit on half the trannies here?
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>>42544233
he didn't hit on me :(
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>>42544229
Nah truth be told, I won’t be over her for a long time
I don’t even know who that character is, just looks like her right down to the mean mugging
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>>42544218
like college?

i also need advice on this im rly trying to start this year n i cant bus 2 hours to another space to feel alone in
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>>42544235
He professed his love after a girl posted a single picture so try that
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>>42544162
i dunno i hate conversing with transfems. kinda insufferable and hugboxy. a chaser tells it like it is. and no i do not know

>>42544179
be careful what u wish for lmao
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abundance of goyim this morning
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>tranny showers me with constant needy attention
>dont care about her
>she slows down her attention
>want her so bad
huh
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>>42544261
I reckon it’s just insecurity
Everybody has it about one thing or another and with tranners it seems to very often be centered on passing, understandably as transitioning seems to be no picnic
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>>42544158
I'd need to take you out on a date to gauge how well you pass irl imo
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>>42544281
I ghosted one of the hot passoid trannies from here. Turns out there's reasons why some people are single.
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>>42544286
yeah, i suppose that makes sense. you would think to have people literally in disbelief that im trans and not cis would cement that in my brain but im regarded
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I'll be serving black kings all month long
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>>42544219
Tell us about her anon. Who is she?
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>>42544290
Who was it lad
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>>42544289
that’s the thing too, i get people coming up to me irl like cis women complimenting my outfits or men hitting on me or catcalling me. it ain’t even like it’s an online thing

but if ur ever in central usa feel free to be my pass judge and u can truly decide
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>>42544293
Well, you know
I would say also that stealth passing may also feel like repping in that there is a disconnect in both cases between how a girl feels about herself and how she is perceived by people around her but it’s just a theory based on conversations
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>>42544301
i do not know what repping means as i returned to 4chan recently and avoid trans hug boxes but pretend i understood what you said and then give me a calculated reply based on that
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>>42544294
bronya...
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>>42544295
There’s not much to say, she is smart and beautiful but it didn’t work out because our perspectives are just too different
>>42544305
Repping means repressing, refers to when a trans person tries to convince themselves they are not trans for whatever reason
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It's impossible to not chud out in 2026
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>>42544299
Extremely far away from you unfortunately. Well done though, sounds like its just some little brainworms to get rid of if thats the case
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>>42544309
it's very easy to not do that imo
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This audiotree live session is getting me back into Underoath, used to love these guys like 16 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2mjYBXAZI
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>>42544297
Posts here infrequently

Not one of the thread regulars recently, has some simps, name gets posted once every few days. Mostly just wanted to use me for gooning.

Nice overall I guess. Didn't necessarily do anything wrong but I just wasn't getting much out of it. When it wasn't parasocial gooning they talked about moving in together and getting married. Only VC'd once. Just odd.
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>>42544294
How can you do that without leaving your tiny apatment or inviting anyone in? Remember to open the curtains just a bit today
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>>42544308
I am curious as to what you mean by perspectives if you do not mind me being nosy.
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>>42544321
That does sound odd lol. Were you guys located near eachother?

>>42544315
Holy fuck I had forgotten about these guys. They still sound great, damn
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>>42544294
blacked posting in EU hours, either very sad or an american is not sleeping correctly
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>>42544323
Ehhhh it’s a longer conversation than suitable for the board, would require a lot of context about both of us to make any sense
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>>42544315
tricot audio tree is bangin
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>>42544327
No, far apart, would want to keep me up late into the early morning to text
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>>42544336
https://youtu.be/Y9UdrctkzbQ?t=298
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>>42544334
Fair enough. Only asking as you were posting and so clearly things are on your mind.
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>>42544322
Who you talmabout, ytboi
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>>42544301
Yeah I tell everyone I'm trans. Why would you stealth? I had a friend back in the mtfg days when I just started hrt... She got to the fucking married and driving to the IVF clinic stage. Needless to say he left her.

Guys all want to fuck trannys anyways. People talked shit for a while at work but I have hooked up with a few of them now. I'm just another girl to them, it's not like anyone is getting married and having kids these days. Just going on weekend trips to fuck in a hotel and order room service and porn on the TV. Whatever he's paying for idk.

If you try and pretend you're cis that's such a cope. Every tranny I have known like that is fucking psycho. I ditch the sluts immediately. It's the first lie which grows into something else. Like that slag in Brissy who killed someone with an axe cos she went on a date and he's like "oh you're a tranny see ya!" It wasn't cos she was trans it's cos she lied. Guys don't want to be trapped. Fucking npd sociopaths... Run boys.
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not a regular here (of the entire board), but i was watching a random video essay while eating just now, and it said this:
https://youtu.be/sYoUwGUpAIU?t=906
>i decided to start regular doses of DIY bathtub HRT midway through the game. yes, that is my headcanon for why you can just change your character's gender in the garage
is this, like, a normal joke to make coming from someone seemingly completely removed from trans spaces??? do people just know about this??? i'm not saying i think it's a transphobic btw, but i 100% think dude is projecting here, but i am asking here anyway in case i'm just living under a rock
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good morning, babe

https://youtu.be/BV5Qxj71HIc?si=L2y5QTeEXIMYoKZK
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>>42544314
Wrong.
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>>42544342
It’s about the time of day when we’d start msging for the day
The rhythm of things sticks around even when the things themselves pass out of the world
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>>42544352
>>42544315
for you
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>>42544354
Yes, I understand and have had similar relationships. It is one of the reasons I keep coming back here.
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Anyone else kinda want a hon?
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>>42544344
You, white man.
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>>42544360
Not just kinda, I DO want a hon
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>>42543895
No because while I'm not unfuckable, I'm also not Chad, which probably means a 7/10 chance of me getting rejected on national TV.
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>>42543895
Ye im probably dumb enough to do this.
>>42543939
Give him yr ass anon
>>42544352
Rootytooty?
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>>42544352
Amazing track. Do you remember this shit? Was truly a cringe/amazing era of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4E-MHgL-9Y
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>>42544311
that is unfortunate. im a sucker for cute dates.

thanks, it does appear to be that way, yeah. it helps i was mistook as a girl even before i transitioned and im extremely effeminate. thank fuck voice training wasn’t difficult, my deep voice was my only easy give.

hopefully i can smash the fucking brain worms.
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>>42544346
>killed someone with an axe
Holy hell
But it’s much more often the tranner that gets hate crimed I think
>>42544358
Sure, we can pass the time having a few laughs with each other around here
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>>42544354
Next time you be like my bf, ignore me most of the time then come to me being like "get on all fours" But you have to say it in a way where it's kind of like the witch ladies from dune and you can't disobey. I don't really know how that works. But you should do that.
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need a hon for mutual love and appreciation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny6lX2ubVQo
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>>42544390
I appreciate the Dune reference lmao
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>>42544404
Ahoy there Bronya
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>>42544404
Welcome to hell
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the tranny i met from here does nothing but talk about lewd stuff. she has no personality apart from it
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>>42544405
ahoy matoe....
>>42544408
that bad today?
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>>42544404
good morning, mami. :*
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>>42544404
stomps that ugly thing with esoteric prejudice
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>>42544415
it’s all most trannys know. i as a passoid mtf met my bf of almost 2 years on the b threads and the reason we got along so well was we could talk for hours without horny stuff. don’t get me wrong. we’re pretty degenerate kink wise and we fuck every day. but the only way most trannys get affection is through horny stuff, so that’s what they default to. it’s sad. very vapid.
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not picking up my meds
that would be a massive goy move
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>>42544415
That’s a shame
>>42544417
What’s on the docket then
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>>42544421
I think this is not something just on trannies and is more a product of mutually anxious people falling into scripts and stereotype. It can be very scary being real.
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>>42544404
we woke up at the same time....
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>>42544404
https://youtu.be/aYtn1Nxdnp4?si=f96BZ1WH3KHHA1Ss
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I should sleep but first here is a very long and very shit joke
https://vocaroo.com/126Q8ulDj4Yt
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>>42544419
WHY
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>>42544418
good morning!
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>>42544439
>click embed
>click play
>it's a man
and for that reason i'm out
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>>42544425
lol I'm too much of an anxious mess to ever talk to women about anything lewd
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>>42544423
Very little. gonna keep working on staining my nails. take my diet pill. but maybe I'll get some more sleep first ...
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>>42544434
we're synchronised across space and time. well I guess just space
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>>42544435
pretty...
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>>42544439
can you do a joke without making up words for once
wtheck is a veranda or a kelpie

also this joke wasn't that funny tbdesu
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>>42544445
A lot of men compensate by feeling anxious by pushing conversations into increasingly sexual spaces. Often in ways that includes a lot of posturing about aggression. It is easier to just play that role than it is to be vulnerable. Women often do the inverse for the same reasons.
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>>42544421
yeah to me when I see that stuff i recognise in it the whole like. when the mainstream primarily sees you as a fetish object the only way to get access to it is to play that part and reduce yourself to only being that. it's obviously not sustainable long term but it can take a while for people to escape it. it is very hard to be a tranny
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>>42544444
would be funnier if you used the damon im out image
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>>42544441
it's ugly and I hate it. What is it from? I hate mushrooms
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>>42544447
Aye have a nice kip
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i cant* get to heaven

https://youtu.be/MX0aNfWxTq8?si=_zDAI9sSIRxJ_8w5&t=236
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>>42544455
i don't even know what i'm supposed to be
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>>42544455
i can’t really say it was too difficult for me, i didn’t touch myself for basically 5 years after starting hrt. i tend to not pay attention to what the outside world thinks, ofc thats not easy for everyone so i can empathize. kickstarting my libido was a bitch but once i did im more horny than my bf.
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>>42544459
it would, but it would also take more effort
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>>42544415
i've recently become friends with a trans woman i met on one of the dating apps and the thing we've genuinely bonded over the most is just. not being that into sex. she told me about it in a very apologetic tone at first, and later explained that like. the trans women she normally meets on the apps are usually nightmarishly horny to the point that mentioning being mostly asexual might make them angry. it's rly dire.
it's also quite funny how in detail some people write down their sexual preferences in their dating app profiles. like, gosh, i've never even talked to you and I already know you like fisting, that's weird right?
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>>42544460
that's evil... you're evil....
his name is funghi he's the assistant to the protagonist of the touch detective series that also has his own series of spinoff games. they were more popular domestically in Japan but there was some popularity in the west too
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>>42544439
Is this a joke or just something that happened one time in Australia
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>>42544475
Kill it with fire. Mushrooms are Satan's anal polyps and are riddled pozzed with aids
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>>42544462
ta <3
>>42544467
i think there's a lot of different things people will expect you to be in different situations. you get to choose how much you care about any of that. i think as long as you're living the only option is figuring this stuff out eventually it just happens naturally
>>42544469
there's a lot of different journeys it's really interesting
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>>42544453
Tbf I did warn you it was very bad. But a Kelpie is an Australian cattledog and a verandah is just what we call a front porch for some reason, honestly have no idea why desu
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>>42544480
same. maybe that's why I like them
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>>42544482
Nae bother hen
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>>42544474
pretty morning love when the trees are still like that and everything quiet and the air is cold and clean
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>>42544486
what are some australian insults
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>>42544486
We say veranda in the US, too
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>>42544487
oh gross I thought they were just dingle berries in the video but polyps makes sense too
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>>42544490
ohh yeah it's been like that for a while now, i love it. except it's really cold and that's kinda a bother. i visited the friend from my previous to over the weekend, she lives in an old wooden house and it was like 15c / 60f in her room. i slept in my parents' similarly old similarly wooden house last friday night and it was similarly cold, i felt like i was freezing to death when I went to take a shower in the morning. i feel like i need a balaclava to even go outside atp, it's like -23c / -10f there.
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>>42544486
do you have gazibo abbos in australia?
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>>42544508
>friend from my previous to
friend from my previous post*
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>>42544502
i don't think it's a polyp in that area I think it would just be called a hemmorhoid. is a hemmorhoid a polyp
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>>42544513
they are observing each other
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today I learned Australians just have kelpies running around everywhere. all their kids are gonna get drowned....
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>>42544502
>in the video
What video?
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>>42544482
i'm always pretending to be something better than what i am, i've been the villainess of my own story for years, and my life consists of hiding this, even though my heart yearns for connection and honesty, someone like me is unknowable
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>>42544518
dunno what the hell puuro is observing there desu she's like staring at the ceiling behind me
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>>42544527
LMAO
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hey babe
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>>42544526
i think people like to self mythologise. at a certain point of pretending to be something else it's functionally equivalent to just being that thing. everyone has good sides and bad sides, right? i think you deserve to afford yourself a little more duality. be gentle with yourself
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>>42544517
I dunno I'm not trying to look at anal warts right now . I'm busy torturing my thingy with corncob holders while listening to oneyplays
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>>42544533
who is that though
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>>42544533
nice try Epstein. i wish retro gay porn guys like this still existed they're so hot
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>>42544537
corn cob holders....
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>>42544491
Oh damn how long do you have?
So obviously there's cunt, although that can also be good depending on context. "Nah mate, he's a good cunt" "Oi that Damo is a sick cunt ay" etc etc etc.
Mate can also be bad depending on context to. Like if you're talking with somebody about someone you both don't like you might refer to them as "your mate"
Drongo =dumbass.
Bludger = lazy person
Fuckwit = dumbass again
Bogan = hard to explain but basically like our version of rednecks (kind of but not really)
Weird unit = someone just a bit strange
Few roos loose in the top paddock = crazy
Mad as a cut snake = someone who is really angry
Face like a smashed crab/dropped pie = ugly
Dogs breakfast = messy situation
Useless = self explanatory, but you might say some shit like "he's as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike"
There are so many more, like so many, but I need to go to sleep
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>>42544540
that's epstein? damn he was hot
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>>42544545
it's the only I can bust these days and then I gotta let it heal for a few weeks
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>>42544521
yeah i was thinking about that too like i had no idea it referred to anything except the mythological beastie
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>>42544539
>>42544540
oh i know, his body is hot af its crazy, i love guys built like that.
think about bods like that when im using my buttplug named jeffrey
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>>42544548
i'm a drongo fr
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>>42544510
https://youtu.be/Wbgk4zOZ4UE
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>>42544557
he looks bad built tho, the chasers here look better, even rick
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>>42544492
Oh true I didn't know that, thought it was an aussie thing for some reason

>>42544558
Personally I'm more of a fuckwit
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wtf is going on in here today
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>>42544557
looking back im a little impressed that I instantly clocked that as Epstein. my mind is remarkable. he's hot for sure
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need an epsteinmaxxing choid bf
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>>42544550
oh yeah he died LMAO
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>>42544553
my condolences... that seems trying
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>>42544558
>>42544569
>drongo
>fuckwit
I’ll answer to either
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>>42544570
The girls are thirsting over Epstein again
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unsure how I feel about know much of the terminology from here is escaping into the mainstream. i keep hearing chud on tiktok
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>>42544548
in a vocaroo. maybe add a context sentence like >You fucken X
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>>42544579
It’s genuinely fucked haha
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>>42544564
sadly i find dirty old men with builds like that to be very attractive.
i usually like them most a little bit chubbier or burlier but yeah it does it for me.
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>>42544579
oh I'm sorry does my heart not beat. do my loins not burn hot. am i not a thing of flesh and blood, and rather a cold unfeeling golem
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>>42544581
my irl non-tranny friends keep posting various edits of the waow picture and that kinda bothers me
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>>42544581
are you retarded? I'm asking a genuine question. The term has been literally everywhere since 2015 or so and originated on twitter
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>>42544579
>>42544584
did you know he was 6'
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>>42544588
Another meme that did not originate on 4chan you people here are morons
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>>42544582
I slep now. Remind me tomorrow

>>42544592
Egg shaped tho
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4chan historian and meme connoisseur over here, does anyone have any questions?
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>>42544596
Why is the pool closed?
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>>42544594
oh yeah i guess it was some twitter comic artist or something but it rly took hold here too. i don't think of this and the edgy side of twitter trannies as completely separate things, there's a lot of overlap
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>>42544598
someone shat in it
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which one of you is this?
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>>42544596
whens the last time you stopped being annoying?
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still crazy that Donald Trump sucked off bills' big bubba
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do you think epstein was into trannies
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>>42544415
Fuck off I talk to you about all sorts of shit. You're the one who starts the day with, show us that pussy slut.
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>>42544535
idk if it's a myth it seems pretty for real, everything is all messed up because of this version of me i created
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>>42544608
No there are several emails where he harangues some college woman for bringing trannies to his pedo parties
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>>42544588
waow
>>42544590
yeah I'm retarded
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>>42544596
do you think I'll ever find love
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>>42544616
:(
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>>42544614
i think there's no point someone can get to that there's no coming back from
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>>42544603
Due to AIDS anon... You don't actually know your 4chan history REEEEEE
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>tremendous footfag
>into trannies
I suffer more than the gock chaser you know that right?
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>>42544599
punches you hard 10x in the face
>>42544617
stfu
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>>42544620
you already did, you are loved here
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>>42544627
its frightening, that's why there is such a huge disconnect, they don't know so many things.. but they're here. forever
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>>42544635
i'm sorry
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>>42544628
What is your wisdom
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>>42544622
in theory you're right, but in practice, i'm the web, the spider, and the moth
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>>42544632
that's so beautiful. thank you
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>>42544630
are you flirting with me
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>>42544628
i gave a footjob to a water bottle yesterday and i was like, wow i didn't know i could do that, i might record it someday
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>>42544644
i think everyone's like that. but maybe they aren't
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did mike tyson really beat his wife?
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>>42544648
You should
>>42544643
I think it's viewed as submissive, maybe it can be, I don't really care for any of that I couldn't be around someone super hard line about it, but feet are often a sticking point when it comes to "moidness", even when they look fine, I feel like trannies would rather gockpost, as it's an easier gimmick to take advantage of, I don't hate that either, but it's just how I percieve things. I know how you feel about the lack of chaser hole.
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>>42544658
idk i would be happy with a footfag bf
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who up playing w they worm
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>>42544658
hmmmmm yes I see what you mean. although I would be lying if i said the vulnerability of it the rarity of it the level of trust it involves wasn't part of the appeal of choidhole to me even if i do appreciate it otherwise and struggle to understand the way people find it like emasculating or submissive. does that parallel with your experience?
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>>42544652

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwhx85n0P7A
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>>42544662
how can you play with your worm at a time like this. are you rubbing one out to the Epstein files
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>>42544630
please don't break my nose it's ugly and lumpy but it's the same as my mom's and i consider it a family heirloom because of that.
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can i rub one out to half naked pics of jeffrey epstein or would that be unethical
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>>42544652
if you watch the compilation it clearly shows he beat every wife he ever had
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>>42544679
This is starting to feel like its own op
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>>42544662
love this slut
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>>42544628
whats wrong with just wanting to stick your dick into a cute girls butthole
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Fellow chasers who is your current workout motivation? For me it's blaire
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>>42544692
For me it's rick
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>>42544223
Bump
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>>42544679
I'm.... not sure
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>>42544666
>does that parallel with your experience
yeah I feel like it does, in a lot of scenarios I imagine people would find it submissive on the part of the guy, which is a huge turn off to girls here especially, but I dont really view it that way, eating ass doesn't need to be submissive or dominant right?
but even if you go the dom route I dont think there's anything inherently wrong or fucked up by that, it's not an overly masculine act to me on the part of the girl
>choidhole
more chasers would complain about this than anything, I'm a hypocrite though, I wouldn't do this outside of dm's possibly, but it wouldn't do much for me, I think it can also seperate from masculine/feminine spergery
>>42544661
Based, I would be very happy with this desu, I just find them really aesthetically pleasing, would massage and cover pedicure costs
even feet related accessories are cute, I feel like they're cute for a reason
>>42544686
nothing wrong with that, I want that as well, I just like everything else that comes with it, you could frame a lot of things as weird with this sort of argument that plenty of people get off to
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>>42544658
Daddy doesn't like feet... So I don't post feet. Before I got daddy, I had pretty feet with lovely nails. I still have nice nails and stuff but it's one less thing to spend huge amounts of time on lol. But yeah everyone thinks their feet are weird.
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>>42544671
fuck it #WHYNOT
>>42544684
i love you more :*
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i like to do workouts so i wear myself out and moan like a pathetic bitch while i make my body hotter it feels good.
then i eat food.
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>>42544697
https://youtu.be/q_Nz0maiRrg?si=B1tPbtIOW2Z9YzHY
They met on MySpace if that answers your question
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>>42544703
I get why you’d call your uh partner ‘daddy’ when you’re talking g to him by why use the term when you’re posting here?
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>>42544721
Mental illness
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My daddy is dead
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>>42544718
wholesome family television
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gmgm chasergen gmgmgm
its afternoon actuall
i slept WAY too much
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>>42544745
i think i know who this is...
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>>42544721
I ask my tranny to call me Big Daddy (first letter of my real name)
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>>42544751
:0 am i so obvious
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>>42544734
In all honesty, this particular moment is pretty dang wholesome
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>>42544760
the way you type is cute and autistic, but you like being recognized don't lie to me
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>>42544760
>>42544745
Morning Marie. I know you're getting cuter
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The first time I really understood/noticed I was falling for her is when she jokingly called me babe
Of course, it meant nothing to her at the time
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>>42544679
i can't be distracted enough from how he ruined our culture and stole our future, but if it makes you happy that works, it's not like he's good for anything else
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>>42544766
Hate to tell you but it's staged
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>>42544767
maybe a little >////<
>>42544771
gmgm :D aw thank u anon <3
i feel like im gaining weight now that i cant ride my bike Dx trying to eat less
i cant wait for the snow and ice to melt so i can go biking again!
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>>42544777
Why ride a bike when you can ride me instead?
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>>42544782
lewd!!!
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>>42544776
Yeah that was widely known even at the time and it’s not like the acting is all that convincing either
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>>42544784
maybe a little >////<
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>>42544772
i would call you babe..
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>>42544796
him and 8 different dudes at the same time, you slut :)
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i've never watched super but chouzetsu dynamic is a really good song and really fitting for dragon ball
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>>42544692
for me its sailor/sanity/bostonanon
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>>42544777
>feel like im gaining weight now
That's fine, princess. I know it looks good on you
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>>42544788
does it ever get better?
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>>42544802
https://youtu.be/TafPdz1BeQU
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>>42544702
>with this sort of argument that plenty of people get off to
thats cause it is weird thats why its a fetish
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>>42544692
alex
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>>42544796
Thanks, nice of you
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>>42544810
nta but you're on a weird tranny fetish thread dawg
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>>42544804
thx >///< idk im trying to still get exercise by going for walks
the last few days here were so pretty, it was like -20 so p cold but the skies were super clear and blue and the snow has like frozen on the branches of the trees and they all look rly nice
finland is so pretty!!! idk why my mom ever left
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>>42544788
Is this vid a joke
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>>42544807
I also think 70 cm square window is really good, not as dragon bally but still fits really well and it's a banger just as a song
https://youtu.be/mbAMtrhhwf0
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>>42544806
Not really. It was never good to begin with, anyways.

>>42544828
You would think so, but...
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Oy vey!
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Hello chat, I am reporting news about the M...D...P files. [Michael diddykirk poggenstein]. The files that i have unredacted prove that M...D...Pog is innocent
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>>42544826
the colder it is the more calories you burn, i could help you burn even more but you are scared of finding happiness....
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>>42544810
And even anal is weird, so?
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That was way too horny for a Monday night
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morny
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chasers if your tranner liked rping as hulk hogan and shouting “hell yeahhhh brotherrrr” would you be into it
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no such thing as way too horny, plus the weekend was pretty boring
>>42544874
i can do that, love me some Hulkster
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>>42544872
Good morning
>>42544874
I would find that very funny and would probably counter with a Randy Savage impersonation oooooh yeeeeah
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i love tranny feet
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i love tranny ass
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my feet are UGLY
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>>42544692
I don't work out. Bronya.
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>>42544919
Based and bronyapilled
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The entire tranny is loveable
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>>42544840
https://youtu.be/tdZAbj2QjXo?si=7Qxjr8NIHwTqe9dk&t=43
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can i be you
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>>42544926
except for my soul... or lack of one :\
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i had hope but i lost it
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>>42544931
Can i be inside you?
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i had dream about my choid but hes not my bf am i pathetic
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>>42544927
>They know we stop the wars
>Stop
What
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>>42544939
a little but that's ok
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>>42544934
Nope, I said ENTIRE
>>42544939
I wish I could she the tranner who’s not my gf in my dreams so ya know if you’re pathetic, I’m even more so
Not that it’s a competition
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>>42544946
>>42544840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAiKyWdhAQc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILH-HiTWwH8
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Always be waking up with morning wood. No good no good.
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>>42544857
sry...
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>>42544962
that's hot, but i thought it's pretty normal, wouldn't it be more worrying to wake up without morning wood?
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I just want a woman who is kind to me, loves me, and has a huge dick. What's wrong with that
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choids, would you?
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>>42544990
people used to say i looked like him (but with brown eyes) back when i was pre-hrt...
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>>42544966
what are you apologizing for?
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>>42544990
which tranner is this? she looks cute and breedable. i would as long as she has a big gock and a nice bunghole stink
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>>42544960
Who is Lucas Cage?
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>>42544938
no you cant im closed
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>>42544990
100%
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>>42545009
that's oppenheimer
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>>42544990
that's a man, would i what? have sex with him? ofc not, i'm not gay
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i like when the choid is gay
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choid fucking a twink in front of me
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Huge alpha in just meeting up with a trans escort and just convincing her to be your gf. if you can get over the fact shes fucked a million people, you get someone who is desperate to be loved and deeply insecure about rejection because they escorted
Sounds counter intuitive but you get a sex positive person who mind fulfilling any fantasy between you two, good with people, and into keeping their looks up. Its like a horseshoe theory where you either want a virigin or someone who has had so much sex its not a big deal.
Call it whoreshoe theory
Escorts are good people imo
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>>42544977
Yeah you're right it is normal but it still hurts. I really wish it was more normal for girls to want to suck off their boyfriends while their asleep so they don't get as bad of morning wood when they wake up. I took a pic of it pitching a tent under my blanket but I can't post it here :/
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>>42545034
sex positive person who doesn't mind fulfilling any fantasy*
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>>42545027
PLEASE
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>>42545034
Escorts are nice people, you can just tell they're tired. It's written on their eyes. I'd imagine they have to fuck the worst kind of ppl
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>>42545006
um idk
being unable to accept ppl i guess
or like, vulnerability or smth... idk
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>>42545035
i'm pretty sure that is normal here
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>>42545043
that's very kind of you, anon
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>>42545046
do you think you'll be able to accept me eventually?
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Shut up trannies
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>>42545067
why
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>>42545069
I'm sorry I didnt mean it.
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>>42545043
Ive had some tell me how often they feel unsafe. A guys not comfortable with the fact they like dick or something and that internal battle they take out on the girl. Not good
We set up a liberal society and have all these civil liberties for people who arent traditionally xyz and they dont cash in and be who they are.
You're literally in a room with a woman who understands and doesn't judge and could be your person.
Escorts are good people
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>>42545065
realistically... idk...
i hang out here cuz interacting with ppl online anonymously is easier and less risky than forming actual connections so...
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>>42545034
>whores hoe theory
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i love trannies because i want a girlfriend i can have gay sex with
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>>42545067
shut up choid and go fuck a twink for us
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>>42545083
GF in the streets, BF in the sheets
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Good morning fellow children of Yakub
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>>42545080
some things can't be said here tho, or shouldn't anyway
>easier
why would that be a good thing? nothing actually worth it in life comes without a bit of effort
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>>42545034
>>42545078
>Mom, dad. Meet my tranny hooker girlfriend!
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you think being bronya's butler would be a satisfying career path?
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>>42545034
I’m sex positive and will fulfill any fantasy but haven’t had sex with a lot of people
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>>42545110
She will definitely sexually harass you
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>>42545115
it was listed in the job description and i am ok with it
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Pancake time!
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gaysex time
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>>42545102
ur not wrong but the flip side is that forming real connections takes daily investment of time and effort, which is fine when im an unemployed loser but if i do end up going back to school that's gonna become very difficult
my life is too uncertain atm to be getting into anything that requires real commitment
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I know that I’m not trutrans bc I don’t somaticize my issues enough
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>>42545106
Mom's dead. Dad was a mentally ill abuser. I dont talk to my family much anyway
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One day god will hand over his favorite chaser to me, but only once I have proselytized (posted) his wonderous gift to me (my almost nude body) in the den of lions (this thread) enough to convert (pleasure) his lost sheep (chasers)
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>>42545152
Good morning!
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>>42545152
i see that your time off did wonders, i like that mindset
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>>42545130
I get it but at the same time it sounds like a bunch of excuses. I'll keep flirting with you whenever i notice your posts
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>>42545170
<3
u rly are sweet chaser kun
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>>42545176
Are you thinking of getting another degree?
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>>42545154
Bon matin

>>42545155
After my ban I’ve had much time to think and finally found my connection with god (my large overwhelming need to get attention from men) ^o^
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>>42545187
yea i figure that's prob what i have to do atp to find a job cuz nobody seems to want to hire me as i am currently
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>>42545188
>overwhelming need to get attention from men
Thank you God
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>>42545188
Tish, that’s French!
>>42545193
Would you come back to US for that or?
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>>42545204
no im hoping to do it here in finland
i know some ppl from the local university through my old job and they were keen on having me join their research group if i get in
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Me and who
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>>42545213
That sounds really cool, I’m excited for you
>>42545219
Fella there looks a bit like a transbian
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>>42545176
How could i not? I remember your beautiful eyes, it's impossible to be mean to someone like you
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>>42545220
He is known to carouse with transbians
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Tranbians are just trannies who have never been manhandled and fucked properly
Obviously there are exceptions, but i believe that to apply to most cases
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>>42544825
nah liking hot girls is normal and high test
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>>42545226
I cannot judge, I’d do exactly the same in that situation
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>>42545220
>Fella there looks a bit like a transbian
wdym
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>>42545127
with twinks?
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>>42545220
thx i hope it works out ^_^
ppl tell me i have a good shot of getting in but i wont know until i know...
>>42545223
ehehehe u know how to butter me up >////<
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>>42545235
You’re saying most trannies cling to their former pre trans sexuality as a crutch?
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>>42545219
>>42545226
i need him
>>42545249
yes!
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>>42545258
>yes!
so based
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>>42545258
would you eat a twink's butthole or let him eat yours
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>>42545245
Phenotype issue
>>42545254
Have you already applied?
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i got a really rough massage by a big fat guy and it rewired my brain
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Anyone with more testosterone than estrogen in their bloodstream is allowed to eat my asshole
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are twink choids out of fashion in 2026?
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>>42545267
>Phenotype issue
what does that mean
he is very handsome
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wwyd if your trans gf got food poisoning?
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>>42545270
>chaser btw
>>42545272
Dang I just made pancakes
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>>42541795
>passed out and missed the sanity pics I requested
F
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>>42545280
Stock her with lots of Gatorade and soups and cuddle and watch shows with her if she wants or leave her space to feel shit privately if she wants
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>>42545280
i will find who poisoned you
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>>42545274
No there’s always trannies who prefer non intimidating men, plus twinks are really in with cis women right now so some will date twinks to try to pass better
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Good morning everyone
https://youtu.be/y14Kp1DitpE?si=4EhhpkBu-Y5B9CBM
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>>42545270
Based big fat rough guy
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>>42545267
>Have you already applied?
yupyup ^^
i tried rly hard on the application... i learned all about the research that was happening at the uni, i looked up info about the job market for different software engineering paths in finland and tried rly hard to make a case that they should take me on cuz finland is facing a shortage of programmers with expertise in the area i wanna study and i proposed a thesis topic that would fit with research thats happening there already... i rly hope i get in...
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>>42545281
What kind of pancakes? Did you make enough to share?
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My cock is very hard
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>>42545290
you sound nice
>>42545292
thank you liam neeson
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>>42545284
Remind me later and I'll post you something new<3
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>>42545308
*pops your cock with a comically large needle, causing it to fly across the room as the air flies out like thbbbthbbbbpppppppttttbbbttthbtt*
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>>42545280
Interrogate her ruthlessly
>>42545297
Good morning lassie
>>42545300
Damn good work Marie I’m proud of you for real
>>42545304
Buttermilk, yes there’s plenty if you’re hungry
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>>42545314
Will do, too early for horny hours anyway, it's coffee hours
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>>42545315
Lol
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>>42545298
i want to have it happen again
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>>42545325
Honorable conduct, brother
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>>42545323
I am hungry, but I need protein so hopefully there’s a sausage that comes with those
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I'm a bratty chaser >:3
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>>42545323
thx so much ^_^
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>>42545254
Who? Me? No, not at all...i'm just a poor, humble chaser, i call it as i see it
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tummy hurts
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>>42545347
Porque anon?
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>>42543895
No because I'd lose aura points
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>>42545335
Lass, it’s early yet but I’ll find you something nutritious
>>42545341
I’ll be praying for good news, dolly
>>42545341
Lmao what a card
>>42545347
I’m sorry kiddo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZg9FXuW3xY
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lay with me
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>>42545292
I was actually poisoned once, woke up at hospital
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>>42545360
god is punishing me
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>>42545382
MF DOOM's rapping makes way more sense in a random youtube mashup than it does on like a track of a studio album
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any choids here on nootropics? My noopept just arrived.
I'm gonna start on 25mg sublingual dosing. I hope I get some nice results.
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should i cut my hair short?
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>>42545391
Nutropics, peptides, whatever other shit...Am I the only one who doesnt know what any of these do? Am I missing out? Am I really supposed to be taking pills every day to make myself smarter or better looking or something?
I just tell myself they must all have bad side effects so I dont have to bother with any of it
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>>42545387
That sounds right. You should take a tums
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>>42545405
I take a stack of only scientifically proven supplements which is: fish oil, vitamin d in winter, multivitamin, 1 tsp creatine, 2 tbsp collagen.
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>>42545403
Go for it
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>>42545403
Absolutely not, no, never, uh uh, no no no
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>>42545413
wait i actually have some i forgot . you’re a genius
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>>42545403
Sounds like most of you regret it when you do but idk I'm not your boss
What kinda short are you thinking
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>>42545403
How short?
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>>42545403
I'm afraid of haircuts but probably if it sounds good!
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All this terrible advice …
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kissing my tranner's bald head
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should I trim my own bangs?
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>>42545442
See here >>42545421
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>>42545431
a bit longer than a pixie cut, close to this probably
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>>42545446
I would never
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Tranner kissing my bald spot and asking me to stop, for her
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>>42545405
my friend convinced me if i dont get results i want or bad side effects ill get off it and sell him the rest.
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>>42545442
>>42545445
idk i trimmed my own bangs a few times and they turned out fine
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>>42545446
That's fine
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>>42545446
Hottest girl I ever talked to had pretty much this cut, you can basically do whatever when you're cute
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>>42545405
my mom's a doctor and she hates supplements she says its just a bunch of bs that u dont need if u have a good diet, except for like vitamin d in winter (for lack of sun exposure) and fish oil she likes those ones
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>>42545446
depends a lot on your face if u can pull this off desu
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>>42545423
Yeah I know. Feel better.
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>>42545461
I gotta say, I'm no doctor but after about 2 weeks on it, I legitimately felt so much fucking smarter on creatine; it felt like someone put extra RAM in my brain and all my mental processes were a little sharper, snappier, and more responsive. My sense of smell got a little better too.
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I'm decorating my own little personal hell very nicely
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nah i'm not going to cut it short i think
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cumming on a trannys bald spot
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>>42545473
What does that mean?
>>42545475
Thank God
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balding on a chaser's cum spot
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>>42545477
chasers would you...
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I only do creatine and I might try to start zinc but sometimes the zinc pill makes me nautious. Maybe I need to do it with food instead of coffee.

Do those things go bad? my zinc pills are like 3 years old
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>>42545480
do you not like short haired girls or were you just worried that i'd fuck it up?
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>>42545487
in a heartbeat if no one else ever knows
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/cg/ is very proud of mamo
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i cut my hair shortER but its not short i think. for a woman it is maybe. or medium length
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>>42545493
Long hair almost always looks better on a woman, cis or trans, and women, cis or trans, almost always regret cutting their hair short
Some things you learn with experience
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too much gender is stored in the hair. if i cut it i will die
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>>42545500
Why are you talking like a retard
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Every nigger is a star
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>>42545507
what do you mean?
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i wanna get shoulder length hair
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I had long hair for a while and I might do it again. I'm in the shitty awkward phase now.
My thing is I cant do long hair and beard. It's one or the other. I have to have a beard in the winter though.
This spring, I might go with the rare short hair no beard functioning member of society look.
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i keep farting in bed
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I love trans girls so much it's ridiculous
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Don't know if anyone remembers me from last week. Basically unemployed Safeway troon here. So I worked 10 hours last week due to a call out, but I have only 4 hours of work this week. What do I even do? I'm bored of playing video games. Everything feels boring actually.
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>>42545473
Me when getting stuff at IKEA
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my hair is almost to my butt now
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chillin with my nigga frog today
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>>42545522
find another job maybe idk
im with you bored af with low hours rn
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>>42545533
I've been looking. This market sucks.
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>>42545525
post pic that's wild
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>>42545506
if u dont pass w short hair u dont pass
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Bird that says awebo vs rodent that says awawa
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dutch ovening my chaser
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>>42545539
i don’t pass dw
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>>42545543
PLEASE let me be your chaser
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>>42545505
yeah i def would've regretted it. thank you for your wisdom unc
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>>42545506
Highly scientific and wise post
>>42545539
This is one of the more confusing demoralization memes
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>>42545549
ok braaaaaaaap
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>>42545550
No worries, precious niece
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>>42545505
This is why I will never cut my hair. Chasers with a rapunzel fetish hmu
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>>42545539
this shit is so dumb
it's like the gay olympics for tranners where you have to prove how much you pass with your head shaved from specific angles with no makeup in a dark room
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>>42545557
let's make a pillow fort together and fill it with your braps
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>>42545559
>rapunzel fetish
Does that mean climbing it too?
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>>42545558
:DD
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>>42545517
Short hair + no beard is really hot to me. I'm not really attracted to long hair on men. Beards are fine but the longer and more unkempt they get the grosser they are to me. Mustaches are not good to me they make me think of my dad.
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>>42545538
maybe later
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>>42545539
i think i actually looked better back when it was about chin length
i just like it long 'cuz momma never let me grow it out
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>>42545567
Idk what you mean by climbing but usually trichophiles get off on petting it and smelling it and pulling it a little.
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>>42545559
>Rapunzel fetish
I’m not into Meffy, we’re just friends
>>42545569
Paige?
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hey sarah what does it mean when a woman (cis in this case) play fights with you?
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>>42545536
worst ive ever seen it for sure
so much time wasting bullshit, and like fake ads and just in general feels like it's not even worth it
most success ive had is from knowing people irl and just asking them
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i want to play fight with a choid
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>>42545596
What a coincidence, I want to play fight with a tranner
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I want to be so bratty I break a chaser's jaw
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I want to fight a tranner to the death
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i love mustaches on men, they make me think of my dad
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>>42545607
with your weak little limp wrists doubt that's happening susan
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i wanna fight with a choid but it wont be playful at all. i wanna knock his fookin block off m8

>>42545587
idk it could mean nothing it depends
gonna need more details
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>>42545610
my dad has always been clean shaven (repper) but i like mustaches too
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>>42545610
some dad things are good and some are bad
>mustache
bad
>strong hands massaging my shoulders
good
>talking about conspiracy theories
bad
>bare handed spanking
good
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I’m honestly strong enough to destroy any chasey here
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>>42545618
classic bratty bottom behavior
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>>42545618
i want to fight you
im 177cm and 68 kgs with very little body fat
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>Chaser (I think?)
>Talk to a really awesome MTF
>She's honestly a 5/10 but her personality is a 10/10
>We find out we have a lot of niche kinks and fetishes in common
>She melts everytime I call her a good girl or cute
>Never felt this good before
>Fast forward 4 days later we're still talking
>She hits me with "Idk how I feel, I like you but sometimes I just feel like shit"
>I make sure to reassure her, praising her and reminding her she's the cutest girl ever
>She hasn't said anything in nearly 3 days
Did I mess up ? I don't have a ton of experience dating or talking to MTFS but fuck it felt so good, better than talking to a cis woman somehow, I hope she'll come back.
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>>42545623
What about dad jokes?
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>>42545635
we used to listen to eddie izzard in the car together
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>>42545603
having short hair would make play fighting easier though i think. maybe i should go back to my plan of cutting it short
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>>42545633
sounds like she has a bf or something
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>>42545633
That's just how a lot of them are. They're dealing with their own issues, it's not necessarily you. Talking kink with someone within 4 days usually means it won't be a longterm thing though imo
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>>42545650
Gross would never play fight with short-haired woman
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my dad was always clean shaven, idk where my beard love comes from
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>>42545623
How do you feel about the smell of alcohol on a guy’s breath?
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>>42545645
Kino
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>>42545657
you're right i'm sorry
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>>42545667
He's only saying that because he can't win without hair pulling
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>>42545633
did she just ghost you or what?
sometimes tranners are little retarded gremlins and implode and disappear for a while
don't hit her with the wall of text with no reply but doesn't hurt to just reach out and be like hey miss talking to you
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>>42545677
Wise up lad she likes her hair pulled
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>>42545657
I love whipping guys in the face with my hair. It goes from "hehe" to "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU" real fast
>>42545665
Neutral although holy shit when I kiss a guy and he tastes like cheap beer I get a semi
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>>42545625
i will end you
>>42545631
@grok translate this to human units
>>42545633
tbdesu, you probably shouldn't have replied to her feeling shitty with praise kink stuff
she wants a deeper connection than just being a sex object, im sure
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i’m always a little retarded gremlin :[
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>>42545691
could be my little retard gremlin...
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>>42545690
>@grok translate this to human units
a little under 5 ft 10 and 150 lbs
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>>42545687
>WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Been there
>>42545690
>I will end you
The term is actually “finish” darling
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if you pull my beautiful hair I will beat your ass, hair pulling is unforgivable
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>>42545706
Good girls get head pats
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>>42545694
ok bites u
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>>42545653
>Talking kink with someone within 4 days usually means it won't be a longterm thing though imo
Yeah I suppose but it still sucks you know

>>42545680
>doesn't hurt to just reach out and be like hey miss talking to you
I tried that once, nothing, I like her but don't wanna look or sound that desperate. If she doesn't want to talk anymore that sucks but I respect her decision.

>you probably shouldn't have replied to her feeling shitty with praise kink stuff
I was trying to be nice... Like I said I don't have much experience with MTFs. I thought she'd love to hear what a good girl she is ? I didn't mean to make her look like an object or anything.
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>>42545706
pubes included?
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i want to fuck a tranny in a wedding dress
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>>42545624
Don't make me post it again...
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>>42545710
I’m bad
>>42545729
yes, my pubes are sacred, they are only for sniffing
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>>42545325
bro sanity will get me bricked up at work in 10 degree weather
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>>42545748
You don’t even have canines you fuzzball
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i frew up
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>>42545738
I thought I was the only only one
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>>42545766
hi bronya
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>>42545766
Feeling better at least?
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>>42545698
it would take me 5 seconds to drive you to your knees
>>42545727
she wanted an actual conversation in that moment, not sex stuff
that was your chance to show her that you were invested in her as a person
what's done is done, you can only do better moving forward. i hope things work out for you, anon.
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>>42545786
i think all the bad is out of me now
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>>42545706
Your hair is getting pulled to arch your back while my cock is inside slut
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imagine play wrestling with a chaser
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>>42545782
trannies are for marriage
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>>42545788
sarah larping like she knows any basic communication and isn't a khhv neet femcel lole
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Unemployed Safeway troon again. I gotta go get groceries. I don't eat the best. Mostly frozen shit but I have lots of time on my hands now. What should I get to make?
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>>42545800
She once told me she liked doing this and in all honestly I still fantasize about it all the time, I mean it’s one of those cherished thoughts I turn over in my head just before falling asleep
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>>42545803
what now, fagboi?
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>>42545800
imagine i beat you in a wrestling match and you're tired and too exhausted to fight back and i fuck your brains out
something to think about
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>>42545809
Get yourself some chicken breast or thighs as well as some buns, lettuce, and tomato
You can fry up the chicken and make a tasty sandwich
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>>42545765
I can destroy you with my bare paws
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>>42545817
are you holding hands with your grandma what am i looking at
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>>42545809
make chicken parm
>>42545817
do you just ask you partner to take a pic like this? do you tell them its for a 4chan argument?
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>>42545809
make homemade bread, it's time consuming and really good
pretty cheap as well
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>>42545826
I’ll tickle your bare paws til your rolling around helpless, mi hija
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Scale of 1-5, how interesting do you find picrel?
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>>42545827
grandma?? what, because she's under a blanket?! she gets cold! so too do we all...
>>42545829
no i just held my hand out and waited
it's a weird thing to take a picture so obviously she asked why and THAT'S when i told her
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>>42545848
0
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>>42545812
i think it'd be pretty hot

>>42545818
i guess it was always meant to be that way, idk why nobody has thought of yaoifying wrestling, i'm a girlmoder, but i'd consider enbymoding for that
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>>42545856
I think it would lead to hot things but the play wrestling itself is something I treasure as a romantic, playful, happy sort of thing, kind of a heartache
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>>42545848
if this is armored core, these robots look terrible, but i can make my own that actually looks good, it's unfortunate not being able to play as a female character in some games, but a highly customizable robot is the next best thing
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putting a hex on my chaser cuz he pissed me off
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>>42545871
I think this might have happened to me
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making sure my tranny takes her morning after pills
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>>42545848
3
>>42545853
that’s kinda cute. idk if i’d like my bf post pics of me holding his hand to win internet arguments
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>>42545865
true, it is very romantic, it reminds me i don't think much about pure romance, i don't really know what it's like to love outside of limerence, lust, or the tragedy of knowing i should stay away
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>>42545876
>:(
GRRRRRR
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>>42545885
>>42545876
>>42545871
IT'S WORKING
IT'S WORKING
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>>42545848
Armored Core? Mech Warrior?

>>42545809
you need fruits & veggies sis. go for high fiber like carrots and apples. grapes, cheese, crackers for picking at food. beans of course a must. do you know how to do soup?
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I've never seen a penis before
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>>42545887
not really something im interested in, and they are probably awkward retards
so, unless we have a really good connection or i like them a lot
no
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>>42545885
Is there any way I can unhex myself? It's kind of ruining my life
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>>42545901
Do you want to start
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>>42545901
Look down nigga
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kissing. my choid
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>>42545901
look down nigga
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god wrestling is so gay
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>>42545901
me either
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>>42545883
Don’t worry, you’ll eventually learn all about it and I think inevitably
>>42545887
Sure, have before so
>>42545901
I believe it
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swabbing my choid's cheek while he's sleeping so i can grow some of his cells in petri dishes, then blow them up with firecrackers whenever he's mean to me
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>>42545914
maybe??/
>>42545916
>>42545919
thats shenis
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cloning my choid
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>>42545922
isn't one of the moves to try to jam your finger up the other guy's ass
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>>42545922
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they watched me through my ohibe because im oracle
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>>42545930
I would honestly just admire the dedication
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>>42545908
i demand
50 forehead kisses
5 hours of napping together
and i will lift the hex
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>>42545881
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she thought it was funny
and so do i, so
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>>42545934
making a top chaser version and a bottom chaser version and a trans version
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I got to the final interview stage with a job with a good salary and regular benefits

I'm gonna be sucked back into the wagie treadmill
>>
govt spying on me with fruit flies again
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>>42545943
Make it 100 kisses and a full night’s sleep and you have a deal, witch
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>>42545945
so transbian, why do you type in this chaser thread on 4chan all day?
curious
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>>42545951
Good luck anon
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>>42545887
yeah
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why does sarah hang out here
i like her, but transbian??
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>>42545936
well i know all the fighters there so i know
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>>42545951
wow goodlucko the rat race welcomes you
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>>42545961
i dont
in fact, it's time to go to work at this very moment

ttfn cg!
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bf who wants to take me out to eat pastries please god i want something yummy right now
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>>42545974
transbians go where they're not wanted and refuse to leave
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>>42545951
gl anon!!!!
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>>42545974
She’s our mascot
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Going on a walk, it's 60 degrees out and blue skies
I love you
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>>42545982
hope you never return
farewell
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>>42545922
real

>>42545928
maybe, i don't know if that will be anytime soon, it probably shouldn't be
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>>42545974
she's not actually a transbian
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>>42545987
the transbian mascot or the cg mascot
>>42545994
but she hates men apparently? and is not attracted to them? i dont understand her but i think she’s cool
>>
transbians are about as real as straight men
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>>42545999
Sarah has a forced het fantasy
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>>42545999
they come here to farm attention because they're a loser
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>>42545999
she doesn't actually hate men, it's a lot more complicated than that. If you know you know
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>>42545999
cg mascot
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>>42546007
I feel like I need to tell you something
>>
reminder that sarah raped a teenager from here and posted pics online while cheating on her wife
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should i make muffins or cookies?
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>>42545974
She’s cool and she carves and loves attention from men
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forcing choids to drink my piss
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>>42546015
yeah, go ahead
don't forget to put your trip back on though
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i want to be like my hero nicki minaj
I want that money
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>>42546036
You described everyone in the thread
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>>42545993
>shouldn’t be
I know you say you’re life is too unsettled now but should someone come along irl I’d say seize the opportunity
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>>42546044
there are genuine tranners and chasers that come here to chat about the topic and meet people
the weirdo orbiters like her shit up the thread all the time
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>>42546050
I don't disagree with you there
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>>42546050
what topic
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>>42546020
Cookies if you haven't decided yet
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can we get back to the thread topic? (weird men who fetishsize trans women)
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>>42546068
thx
>>
>>42546070
Hear hear!
>>
dawgy is another schizo that shits up the thread
literal furry gay man typing in here 24/7
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>>42546080
how weird are you though
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>>42546043
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motherfuckas on here will be like "god I wish a trans woman would cook me some eggs", and they'll be stroking their shit while saying this, as if these eggs will magically be better than eggs made by cissies
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>>42546075
What kind are you making?
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hi, i'm also a schizo gay man on estrogen that shits up the thread 24/7. nice to meet you
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i like dawgy she makes me laugh
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>>42546087
you don't have to misgender her

>>42546088
>repper in his 30s that used to frequent mtfg
probably pretty weird
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>>42546100
chocolate chip
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>>42546096
hi sobe :D
>>
medicated schizo gay man on estrogen here reporting in for shitting up the thread

shit shot shat

shat
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>>42546098
they will be better
trans women pour more love into making eggs than cis women ever could
>>
>>42546106
>>42546080
are you really a repper?
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>>42546113
I'll be craving them all day now. Enjoy your baking
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>>42546046
it's not my life that's really unsettled, it's me, but i do like flirting on chasergen sometimes lol
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>>42546125
thx
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>>42546118
And if you compliment the eggs it'll land 100 times harder too, her eyes will light up with pure joy
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>>42546088
In all honesty, not much
>>42546096
Here lassie, are you alright?
>>42546103
She’s the best wolf girl we could wish for
>>42546123
Not even close
>>42546132
Aye, it’s fun
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>>42546118
everytime i try to make eggs the smoke alarm goes off, but i do know how to make eggs and have microwaveable waffles so i guess i could cook a chaser breakfast
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cheese ice cubes with hot dog water
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>>42546139
turn the temperature down on your stove
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>>42546117
at least you're medicated
>>
>>42546144
srry y'all i thought this was grok
>>
Need that body built on McDonalds and HRT, you know what I'm sayin'?
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>>42546139
You want it at about 4 or 5 of 10
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>>42546153
i did this and just got super fat
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>>42546160
you're not supposed to eat the hrt piggy!
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>>42546161
i ate the mac donald and took the hr t
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>>42546114
gorny marie :)
>>42546137
ya i'm ok
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>>42546168
god dammit i got a mcnugget stuck in my subcutaneous fat
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>>42546169
Hope yer fella is alright, poor lad was in here late feeling sick
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calling my choid a viado because hes attracted to me
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>>42546166
hell yea
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>>42546150
its really nice.
i have a professional team trying to help me with everything.
they see someone like me and they know $$$$$$$$$ to be made
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>>42546117
I just took my Adderall and now im gang gang to tell my therapist that Jeffrey epstein socially engineered me to become one of Saturn's children
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>>42546178
i got a lot of visceral fat
it sucks
>>
which fat tastes better visceral or subcutaneous?
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>>42546209
Visceral is less flavorful but preferred. Look at lard vs leaf lard
>>
>>42546209
The marbling of fat mixed with the meat is how meat is usually graded.
>>
rapeseed merchants convinced an entire generation of boomers that fat is bad
>>
just ate a snickers ice cream bar
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>>42546235
hell yeah
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>>42546235
How did you like it?
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I love when you’re eating a pork chop and you get that lil fatty bit to chew on
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>>42546228
I'll never forgive the Canadians for that
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>>42544990
Mantra looking good here
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>>42546248
too cold. it hurt my teeth
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>>42545083
what is the difference between gay sex and straight sex
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>>42546228
fat is empty calories for the most part because most people are already too fat. not many vitamins/minerals, only needed to produce hormones, your body can replace dietary fat with body fat, eating fat just absorbs and stores it on your body directly.

People have known for decades, both bodybuilders and animal farmers that higher protein content in the diet increases the share of muscle on the body, independent of any other variables. Carbohydrates are the preferential fuel source. High fat diets are a fad.
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>>42546269
i think you may be on the wrong board.
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>>42546275
im a virgin and just curious :/
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Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
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>>42546266
Same thing here, that’s why I avoid such things
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>>42546255
they're paying for their sins with their immigrant situation
>>42546271
most people are already too fat because they drown everything in sneed oils and other hyper processed garbage with zero nutrients
an ideal diet is balanced, not meme fad shit like keto
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>>42546269
Easy answer, socks
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>>42546102
It is nice to meet you as well. How have you been
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>>42546290
Get off that Elcor!
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>>42546298
gay sex has socks on?
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>>42546301
anon why do you post big titty goth egg in here every day
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>>42546301
I wonder if this girl knows some manmoder tranny has been stalking her and posting her pics on 4chan for years
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Don't care and didn't ask and plus my tits bounce when I walk so try again next time
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>>42546301
Pichu’s services cost that much?!
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jews use shmaltz. . . canla is for goyim

Sent from my iPad
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top 10 reasons pooping is actually good for you
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I think if you are not doing at least one weird honscience ritual with your HRT then you are not a bad bitch. Baddies have some weird non-medically-supported routine they do and entirely believe in.
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>>42546327
cum facials
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>>42546331
This thread turns me slightly more gay every time I come here.
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>>42546327
they didn't read the ancient moon rune scriptures...
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>>42546336
when people started talking about the way their foreskin sits last night i became fully gay
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>>42546319
jeffy prob would hate how reliant a lot of mexican cooking is on lard, but I wonder if he would be accepting of avocado oil??? It's quite good??? Coconut oil too???
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>>42546302
Well yeah, its not gay if you wearing socks? That's why im straight, id never blow the homes barefoot, thad be gay
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>>42546343
only gay if you kiss, cuddle or the balls touch...
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Alri benders
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>>42546341
My tamales have obscene amounts of lard, but I never have any leftovers to take home. They dam good
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>>42546309
my tits hurt when i go down stairs too fast
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biden-sama... unforgivable.............
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>>42546300
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
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i love avocados i have been eating so many recently
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>>42546321
Fact checked and peer reviewed by poopanon
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>>42546364
avocado tastes like clean buttholes
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>>42546293
i like them usually, this one was extra cold. probably a factory mistake
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>>42546375
is this true? i’ve never eaten a butthole
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>>42546383
yeah lol
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I'm convinced Trump is Mexican
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burp
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>>42546360
Ghis was also chummy with Liev
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Never eaten a clean butthole. I need DAT STANK
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>>42546383
A nice clean hole taste like skin, that’s all
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>>42546406
What’s an almost clean hole taste like?
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>>42546389
any chasey wanna test this with me??
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>>42546406
what's the appeal?
>>42546412
poop i'd imagine
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>>42546403
dat mf STANK
dat CHOCOLATE in dat HOLE
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>>42546406
>>42546416
larpers
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>>42546414
sorry you aren't eating my ass babe..
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>>42546420
i never claimed to have eaten ass or have my ass eaten
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having children with a tranny
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>>42546427
will u eat mine?
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>>42546437
ya ofc
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I ate a tranny's ass once and she ate it back when I wasn't looking


feels magical
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>>42546444
will u tell me if it tastes like avocado after
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>>42546432
i want 3 kids. two boys and a girl
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The first time I got ate out was a total surprise. He just flipped me over and pulled my hips into the air and went to town. I would normally be offended by something like that but it felt so good that I didn't mind, and the surprise was kind of a turn on.
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avocados taste like a creamy pistachio, all of this is fake news
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>>42546457
im keeping it a secret sorry, you will never know
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>>42546470
T~T
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>>42546396
brap
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>>42546464
the key with trannies is to manhandle them and then do whatever gay shit you want so that they feel submissive while it happens
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>>42546464
better to ask for forgiveness than permission and all that
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avocados are bad texturally and make me want to gag
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i wish my dad loved me
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>>42546416
>what’s the appeal?
Pleasing her
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imagine getting first crack at that
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What if she brapped during the eating process?
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tranners can i hold it when you pee
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>>42546476
Gross and I do not enjoy feeling submissive like that.
>>42546480
I disagree.
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>>42546401
How much you wanna bet he's fucking that trans kid of his?
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>>42546490
same
>>42546492
then why not suck my dick?
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>>42546501
you punch her in the back of the head
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>>42546464
Can you just sit on my face instead?
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>>42546518
Even if it was an accident?
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>>42546513
>then why not suck my dick?
nta but if you asked me nicely and we were dating i would, not something i enjoy tho or want to do
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>>42546513
It’s a fair question
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>>42546524
girls don't fart. do better
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>>42546403
This a pimp right here.

This guy knows what tf is up.

Eating a clean hole is like trynna drinking an empty glass of water. Ain't nothing in there. Ain't no point to it.

You trynna make us eat a cupcake with no filling. Bread with no butter.

Bitch.

You know we fiending for dat stank and if you ain't got it then you best get outta the way.
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>>42546521
This is both such a turn on and also really scary for some reason. I like grinding on things and I bet it'd be fun to ride a hot guys face. I think it would be easy to feel very exposed like that though.
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>>42546469
>>42546392
No replies. This is what happens when you don’t reply back to my post and don’t have black air forces. You are (You)less
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>>42546511
JFC I hope not, I really hope not
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>>42546525
if you look horrified by it then im not going to make you
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>>42546490
me too nona T_T
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gay sex with a tranny
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>>42546540
stop replying to them and they will leave, simple as
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>>42546539
>I think it would be easy to feel very exposed like that though.
Think of it as a … trust fall?
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>>42546539
Just think how exposed I'd be with you grinding on my tongue and we can be exposed together
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i just want a hug
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Do you all not let your top stick grape jelly on your hole so it tastes good when he eats
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>>42546546
im not a prude or a coward, id have fun with it if it's something you liked
just not a bottom
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>>42546567
I let him put Tabasco on mine
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>>42546570
what does bottoming have to do with giving a girl head?
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>>42546504
only if i can do the same with yours babe
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im not a prude but I am a coward
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how big are your cocks?
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I carry that tajin on me, gotta season the rim
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>>42546573
you are being disingenuous i think
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>>42546567
My only experience using sugary goo for sex was disastrous. Honey is nice in theory but makes everything sticky. I am sure this is no different and I do not want a sticky butt.
>>42546562
Nah you don't get how vulnerable it can feel to have someone touching you there even, let alone this.
>>42546557
One way to put it!
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7 inch long
5.25 around

good size
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>>42546575
what if we held each others and peed into the sunset..
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>>42546579
how small you mean?
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>>42546588
too big youch
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>>42546573
Slippery slope. Some guys start off with sucking gock and the next minute they're taking it up the arse. I have always been a bottom and I keep my hole perfectly fresh and clean though.
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>>42546579
4 inches hard
>>42546582
i don't think i am
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don't worry, it won't be fully hard
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>>42546579
about 8 inches, you've probably seen it i post it once in a while
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>>42546588
too small sigh
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>>42546579
6" and the other one is 4"
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>>42546594
yeah that’d be cute actually
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>>42546584
does your vulnerable feeling get in the way of sex
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>>42546580
underrated but i see u anon
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>>42546579
AVERAGE
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i love choids sm i wish i had one
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>>42546312
not my prices, that's Emily Hopkins @emilyharpist
>>42546306
i post her because i want to be her
>>42546308
im manifesting
that's what the man in manmoding stands for
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>>42546588
>>42546605
wanna see
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i dont post my cock online
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should i watch jjk
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there’s this local instagram microcelebrity I have a crush on. should I go to this event he’s doing in march or just get drunk and dm him on instagram that I want to suck his dick
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>>42546540
I have real fighting shoes, don’t make me dust them off, your (You)s are insignificant to my raw chad power
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>>42546632
yah it’s cringeshonenslopkino
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>>42546579
6.75 x 5.5
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>>42546632
I thought it was so boring. Really well animated at times but completely unengaging otherwise
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shoes covered in dust
hasn't touched them in years
easy to rape
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>>42546613
Yes. I have yet to have a single sexual relationship with a man where I was able to actually enjoy myself.
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It warms my heart that even though I haven't posted myself since August you guys mention me every once in a while. Im pretty sure its just one or two dedicated guys but its nice to feel pretty.
Its a lovely day for saying, what a lovely day!
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>>42546631
You should it's fun
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>>42546648
Niggas are desperate measuring down to .25" Niggas wanting credit for every nanometer
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>>42546656
hmmmm

aura?
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>>42546653
): are you trying to change that or waiting to see? what about women?
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>>42546661
Bruh it's a quarter inch, that's the line on the ruler it hits
I could round up to 7 like most people would but that's a lie
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>>42546661
Women: how big y'all dick is?
White niggas: "erm my dick is three point two five by four point three three repeating angstroms"
But BLACK niggas: "shihh girl dis dihh big ahhell"
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>>42546622
what's average in tranny world?
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how do i accept that nobody will ever love me
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I have the raw power to just keep yapping without any external motivation. If you think I can be ignored you are mistaken. I will never die
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>>42546661
Taking .25" off what I say for my height so my choid can add it to what he says for his penis
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>>42546645
omg those boys are from jjk? ok sold
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>>42546661
Dick length is variable when you get down to that scale. I can flex my dick and make it go from 5.5 to 6 inches. A half inch is like the width of a pinky finger.
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black dudes be like
yeah its huge babe
pulls out a shrimp
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>>42546685
>I have the raw power to just keep yapping without any external motivation
Bronyamoding today
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>>42546650
i see..... that sucks. i honestly don't really go for shounen usually but it's so popular...
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>>42546683
I'm trying drugs
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>>42546692
sounds lot like klinefelters dick
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>>42546691
yeah that’s yuji and megumi, 2 of the main 3
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>>42546682
20"
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>>42546698
good idea
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>>42546698
It doesn't work
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>>42546696
idk I'm inconsistent sometimes I can happily just talk to myself in here for others other times i clam up completely
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>>42546693
Women would think it's big anyway. Women exist in an unquantifiable, vibes based reality. To women, your dick is big because you're black just like they might think you're taller than you obviously are because they like you.
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>>42546553
simple as
>>42546565
From who
>>42546578
I just hope you are content with your choices
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>>42546696
I’m Bronya on steroids, you should be grateful I’ve never revealed my true power level
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>>42546700
When it's hard and the head is engorged, it's easy to flex and it grows a quarter to half inch temporarily.
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i have a micro and that’s based
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>>42546703
i will study i love boy on boy
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>>42546678
I'm sorry .25" is right over the line where you're getting embarrassingly precise.
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>>42546610
could be me and u...

https://litter.catbox.moe/1p3pudti4plebbh7.mp4
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>>42546713
>From who
from a man ideally
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>>42546711
everyone exists in an unquantifiable vibes based reality you CHUD
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>>42546713
i like the ones I'm going to make more than the ones i already have. but I have few complaints about either
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>>42546714
I've seen bronya's dick and balls and the last thing she needs it to be on steroids
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>>42546731
fuck you... i have plenty of length to lose...
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Pissing with my tranny down the alleyway after necking 10 carlings each at the Swan & Pedo
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>>42546679
Chinese niggas be like: 你好,我是中国人,你好吗?你最喜欢的颜色是什么
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>>42546707
Glad someone thinks so
>>42546708
That's because it's the next hit that'll do it
Speaking of
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>>42546716
did ya read that on facebook grandpa
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>>42546720
they aren’t gay tho, like at all.
there’s a cute tranny and fub pair that will be animated soon tho
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why do black dudes all lie about their dicks anyway, have heard this from several women irl lole
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>>42546718
based if ur a girl
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Sitting on a choid's lap and jerking off his cock between your legs like it's yours because you own it
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goodnight i love you
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>>42546737
They do say this. That's why Chinese niggas birth rates are so low.
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>>42546724
yeah i’d do this lol
>>42546748
i have fantastic news for you anon
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>>42546674
I am hoping I eventually find a guy I can relax around but it's yet to happen. I find it easier with other women, partly because I've not been hurt as badly by them and partly because the dynamics of idk side 4 side is less vulnerable.
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>>42546746
They really do. They'll lie even if they're still pretty big. Me and my friends noticed this.
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It makes me so happy to watch BTC and therefore MSTR crashing. I want ts to go to $10k so bad.
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>>42546746
porn memes getting in the consciousness, women expect them to be packing. average african dick size isn't that big. latinos have huge shlongs
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>>42546767
does that mean dawgy is packing
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>>42546766
i'm losing money and you're laughing
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>>42546772
maybe before estrogen

not really talking about white ones, like some mystery meat brazilian or peruvian. gonna have a huge cock
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>>42546738
LMAO well if you insist who am I to refuse
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who's the most hung tranny on this board?
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>>42546761
what entails relaxing around a dude? i think its always about respecting boundaries and protection
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>>42546789
me (2 inches)
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>>42546744
whoaaaaa wait this is exactly the kind of couple I like best... maybe this is the best time to jump on...
that sucks that they aren't gay shounen is never gay enough
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I've been getting into youtube husstusses, and it's crazy how different they are from 4chan/twitter/reddit abominations. At this point, I'd never date a trans woman who hasn't be a stripper, had an onlyfans, etc. Like check this piece of ass out
https://youtu.be/eU9uU92PO6g
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>>42546739
Open your gay mouth and I'll shove it in.
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is it bad that i trust everyone i meet
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>>42546789
me
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>>42546789
i dont remember what wrens cock looked like but it was a good size
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>>42546794
ikr it’s so cute
manifesting this for myself
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>>42546797
so pathetic when a repper tries to act dominant
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>>42546796
Do you think it's too late for me to become a stripper. I've been asked once or twice but it seems like too much exercise
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>>42546801
She got that hog
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>>42546807
god willing we will both have this within the year
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>>42546789
dawgy is packing 8 we'd be perfect frotting buddies
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>>42546799
yes, very
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>>42546796
Girls here are way cuter, what is this meant to prove? Whatever she has going on it's not for me
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>>42546809
They should make a strip club just for fat trannies who run Linux. Can you even imagine the smell?
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>>42546799
Don't trust this anon >>42546819
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>>42546819
why?
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>>42546773
People in BTC in 2026 are followers and dont deserve gains
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>>42546820
>Girls here are way cuter
Just shut up you fucking fag
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>>42546824
people lie about all kinds of shit all the time, and if they are malicious they will abuse your trust
not saying to not trust anyone, but doing it blindly is a bad time
common sense
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>>42546789
My ex. It was comically large, literally 3 inches bigger than mine. She's an exclusive bottom
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>>42546721
It's crazy that accuracy is offputting lol, is this like height where everyone just rounds up but I didn't get the memo
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>>42546790
I have yet to quite figure that out! I think really my past experiences have all been some sort of negative, and so whilst I am not literally inexperienced I have a lot of the same feelings/needs of someone who its their first time. I perhaps need more patience, understanding, consideration. I've not found men who really understand how scary it is to bottom. I know girls here talk a big game but giving yourself to someone stronger than you, them seeing you in such a vulnerable position, its very scary to me even if I enjoy it. I have been unfortunate in that my past experiences have been with men who cannot make me feel safe enough to relax into it.
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>>42546821
id be in there every night
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>>42546836
that's hot. how big we talkin? you have any pics?
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>>42546727
>from a man ideally
Xenophobic. I guess aliens arent your thing
>>42546753
Good morning
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>>42546789
who has the biggest chasey cock here??
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>>42546839
fetishized and sexually assaulted so many times its hard to trust anyone enough to get close
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i think I'd quite like to have sex can one of you come over
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>>42546852
probably the old man
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Edging my autistic tranny and she doesn't get to cum until she names a Whyte classification for which she knows a steam locomotive but I don't
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>>42546847
>two (you)s
this is clearly a sign, now you have to hug me
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>>42546818
i guess he's not on hormones, doubt any hrt-trannies can pack that much
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>>42546847
if were talking mass effect aliens fuck em all we go all human council
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>>42546853
Yes, exactly. I hope one day I can find a guy who can empathise with how it feels instead of letting his own desires get in the way.
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isn’t winemom packing she’s just dysphoric about it
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>>42546832
Cry about it, she's a slightly hotter Sarah at most
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>not used for any significant transaction volume
>overwhelmingly held by speculators
>lacks privacy or any feature improvements over cash or credit
>price manipulated by big investors
basically right now it exists to siphon off money from dopey retail investors because there are no market regulations

it's been a decade and a half. where are the improvements to the monetary system
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>>42546852
White anon with the huge cock, love that guy.
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>>42546839
i understand this ! i think you need a man who is okay with things being in your hands until you are okay with giving things away iykwim
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>>42546874
It's not just the look, it's the whole vibe. Real husstusses know how to fight and say cool things like "I'm serving my whole cunt and that's on pussy, chile."
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>>42546890
Alright man, sure, lmao
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?????
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>>42546886
he's mine
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>>42546852
Definitely not me
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>>42546893
You don't know real trannies.
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>>42546872
got a link to any pics?
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there's a good poke place i need to go back to
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>>42546903
sounds fishy
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>>42546854
if you tell me how much u packing first. so we know who's gonna top
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>>42546894
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>>42546911
tuna, salmon, avocado, crispy onions, seaweed salad on tuna rice

yum
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>>42546859
Fine. I’ll be Garrus and you’ll be Tali
>>42546867
Cerberus hands typed this
>>42546854
Do you know what I want
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Do you guys still get the "pick 2 stars with 5 spikes" captcha or does the system just trust me more now?
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>>42546894
Fucking minging
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>>42546789
me
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>>42546889
Yes exactly :c
My last boyfriend was initially very good at this and patient but I still couldn't bring myself to have sex with him, which is a major reason I broke up with him. I need such a frustrating combination. Empathetic, patient, considerate so that I can relax. But also forward and assertive enough that I feel safe. I don't know if you get what I mean by that. I need to be led almost, but then also given space and time. It feels contradictory and makes me worried I will never find a guy who I can have a good relationship with.
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>>42546839
If this is you lass I would like to jump in and say despite all the flirting fighting talk it would be equally as nice just to help you get into that relaxed mode and enjoy yourself without worrying
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imagining dawgy's shrunken shrimpie getting hard looking at walton goggins hairline
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>>42546924
no i don’t thank god that shit was so hard
i also only have to do 2 now yay!!
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>>42546935
It's actually very fembrained to want an impossibly paradoxical man who can never exist
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I love alien/monster x human female porn. Too bad it takes months for something good to release.
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>>42546897
He posted a shower video a few days ago.. He is so hot.
>>
Not a chaser but I'm a respectable straight man open to dating trans women. How do I find them? I live in an urban area but they don't appear on my dating apps. I tried downloading Grindr but that place seems antithetical to genuine dating.
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>>42546924
Yes. I also have the one with different square patterns but they stopped giving me the boxes with dots. However, they still require me to complete 3 captcha challenges
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>>42546949
i said he's mine bish
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>>42546928
proof? u trans?
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imagine creating a capcha system for a website but its just only iq test questions someone with an iq of 100+ can answer
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>>42546942
I get two on mobile but three on desktop, at least I don't get that star bullshit anymore. The fucking captcha sucks so much ass and I don't get it because it seems like something AI could easily bypass.
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>>42546950
go to your local communist party meeting
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>>42546955
you would only have agp comp sci trannies here then
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>>42546955
imagine a captcha but it's autistic gaming questions you have to answer in 10 sec or less
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>>42546946
Batarian hands typed this
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>>42546964
the tard who designed it would make it nonsensical trivia about snes or soulsslop
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>>42546846
Over 8. Yeah.
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>>42546941
I'm a grow-er and a show-er. My flaccid cock is admirable too. My husbandfu Walton Goggins will be impressed
>>42546953
sorry I'm actually a chaser, I just pretend I take estrogen because it's funny
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>>42546935
the way i see it is find someone to go step by step with. sexually you do not need to go straight to giving yourself up even if perhaps it is expected maybe socially yk but it is always hard with dynamics
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>>42546955
Just me and bronya, hanging out
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>>42546963
my favorite
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>>42546913
Varies on localisation
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>>42546978
wanna share some pics with us?
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>>42546919
i do not :(
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the girls are fighting
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peeing in tranny butt
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>>42546950
Bro you're asking how to find them, that's chasing
Nothing wrong with it just don't be transphobic and ashamed/hiding it
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>>42546966
There's a couple of good Batarian vids. One of my all time favourites is with a Krogan though.
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>>42546946
You know there's a lot of really good stuff in that vein if you're willing to compromise on the tiny little detail of "female"
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>>42546994
can you pee down my throat instead
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>>42546982
Please don't tell people about my iq I'm trying to project the image of a cute stupid tranny who needs help to solve captchas
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>>42547000
like fully erect cock in your throat and pissing?
>>
cuddling my transsexual
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>>42546950
go to your local IWW meeting
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im a straight man that wants a to frot a little twink-girls dick and fuck them in the ass and maybe suck it a little okay
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>>42546943
I think really I just want to feel safe and that requires both understanding me, but also being confident and experienced enough for the both of us at first.
>>42546981
I think I have in the past found myself accidentally entering into dynamics where it snowballs. Step by step would be perfect but I can find it hard to move slow especially if the guy I am with is not making the effort to do so as well.
>>42546936
Caught red handed huh! It is fun flirting with you and I enjoy all that stuff, I just get in my head and spooked easily too. It sucks honestly like I wish I was not like this
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>>42546997
>if you're willing to compromise on the tiny little detail of "female"

I am not.
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>>42546992
this is exactly how it sounds when the girls fight on here
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>>42547005
yeah
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>>42547012
We can work up to it
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>>42546989
She wouldn't want pics of her on 4chan, I couldn't do that. Sorry anon. She has probably gotten rid of that thing by now anyway
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>>42546997
Go on
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everything before "but" is always a bunch of hogwash
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>>42547009
>join the most do nothing larp union you can
It's funny how leftists are always worried about being the CIA but they just do it for free with anarchism, gender wars, afropessimism, and et cetera and so on
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>>42547015
would be hard to do but don't let your dreams be dreams
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pissing on dawgy's leg in the shower
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>>42546979
kek. got a pic of that thing?
>>42547018
>probably gotten rid of that thing
that's sad desu
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>>42547031
I have a lot of pics of my thang, but I would never post them here
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>>42547017
Do you mean alien/monster on men or am I thinking too simple? I don't exclude tags for gay stuff when I search and there's barely any content like that even if I was interested in it.
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>>42547034
ive already seen it

tasty
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>>42547028
why would it be hard? i'm a virgin so idk honestly
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There are girls reading this right now that have seen my D!
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>>42547034
where would you post them then? wanna see
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>>42547047
how do i know if i'm one
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>>42547043
most guys can't pee with a boner, or it's awkward
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>>42547000
no
pissing in tranny butt and making her push it out
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>>42547055
:(
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>>42547041
you've only seen the outline.....
>>42547049
my husband's DMs
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dawgy has that gay nerd phenotype

the one where you overpower them a little bit and they arch their ass up at you expectingly
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>>42547034
coward desu
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>>42547062
"whoever loses at super smash bros has to suck the other one off" then intentionally loses
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>>42547052
Lower case text anon is all the same girl to me, so you have.
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>>42546919
maybe cerberus were the good guys all along
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>>42546663
Lol no, im rarely mentioned i doubt you will know. I used to be active in passgen but I feel passgen changed for the worse
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>>42547062
you would never be able to overpower me, I'm incredibly strong, not even exaggerating, I look deceivingly weak
>>42547066
many of you had the opportunity to do those kinds of exchanges when my DM's were open
nobody took the opportunity
you all were too busy with other girls I think?
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>>42547092
idk there are like 100 girls that have come and gone
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>>42547101
ur a gay twink

i would throw you over my shoulder and your prostate would tingle and immediately submit
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>>42546990
A coauthor for my dead Fallout fanfic. Sometimes I think I should work on this by myself but I worry about bad story pacing
>>42546996
>One of my all time favourites is with a Krogan though
Unfortunately, I think I know what you’re talking about. It’s the cave one huh
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i'm going to get a bf one day and we're going to cuddle and hug and kiss and go out for ice cream and watch movies together and i'm going to cry into his chest and we're going to love each other very much
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>>42547084
is it the one shaped really good for anal
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>>42547036
that's what I was meaning but we can get freakier if you're with it like that. yeah there's not so much but there's a little!
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>>42547025
Can you voca this so I can touch myself to it
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>>42547121
Nta but someone told me mine was a really good shape for anal yesterday
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>>42547125
bronyaaaaa can u explain to me what the point of flakes is i don't get it
are they just for setting up build/development environments when working with source code?
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>>42547112
have some faith in yourself. i trust you
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>>42547131
that was me and i'm still thinking about it
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when will bronya post another agp dance
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>>42547112
>It’s the cave one huh

Yesssssss. It's a good animation but the scenario just makes it so much hotter. The great Commander Shepard submitting herself to being a Krogan's breeding sow.
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>>42547120
same
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ_4gOxfFLU
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>>42547121
It's 5 inches and kind of thick so maybe.
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>>42547025
Tbf, achieving that outcome was the entire goal of COINTELPRO, so in a way even that was done by intelligence (FBI in that case)
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>>42547011
>I just get in my head and spooked easily too
Nah I totally get it! Just wanted to reiterate despite all of the talk there is zero expectation from you. Because while I agree it is fun I don't want you to feel obliged to anything despite the hole we keep digging hahaha
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I wanna boymode in a harvard hoodie and take my friends out for pizza and grape soda
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>>42547149
Just the right length to make my eyes pop out of my face ever so slightly when you full thrust
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>>42547137
Thanks anon. First posts I've seen here today so nice way to start the day. Appreciate you
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>>42547134
the point of flakes in theory is that you can make an independent little piece of code with explicit inputs and outputs that's pure and clean. the point of flakes in practice is that you can pin specific versions of everything you're using, so in theory your configuration will be 100% reproducible
so my entire system configuration is a flake, but a lot of the packages it's pulling in are also flakes, and I have a flake for most of my projects that handles building and running in the nix environment, etc. they're really powerful and you want them everywhere you can get them, basically
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>>42547139
Maybe I'll do one today but I look broadly kind of gross I'm very interstitial at the moment. I bought some stuff to upgrade my agp dances though please look forward to it
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>>42547031
>that's sad desu
Nah, she hated it.
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no one in here has seen my dick :D
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>>42547153
it's depressing thinking about how we even start to walk back the damage done by COINTELPRO. real insane society level regression shit
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>>42546997
>>42547019
Coward.
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>>42547101
in my defense i wasn't around at that time
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>>42547158
>J
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Dozens of people have seen my weenor
Maybe even billions
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i’m astral projecting pictures of my peen into everyone’s mind
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>>42547191
My bad big dawg
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>>42547185
FUCK IM SORRY I was searching for the animator I was thinking of but they seem to have gone offline or behind some paywall I can't find. Sorry I guess you have to be straight
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I kinda like to trim the bush for my dick pics, but I get the vibe most girls here actually like the bush?
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>>42547192
a long time ago a friend of mine posted his balls as a shitpost on some forum and later we found out some russian gay ad was using his picture in it
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>>42546685
imagine the handjobs from this monster hand
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My disembodied cock visits people in their dreams
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>>42547205
i want to be able to make a labubu out of the pubic hair in my mouth after i blow you
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>>42547205
yeah I like a bush. I'm very retro with all that stuff though i bring a very 70s free love vibe to my sex life that chuds don't really like
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>>42547213
Me next
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>>42547136
Thank you. How has your day been btw
>>42547148
You are on my list of grudges but my mercy is greater than my grudge sometimes. Here is a (You)
>>42547140
Rofl. If only my memory worked this well in my past jobs
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>>42547206
As a fairly big dick owner + it's veiny and aesthetically pleasing, this is the type of shit that scares me
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>>42547189
do you think you break the chasey stereotype? You don't have a billion other girls in your DMs and you don't parasocially simp for a trillion more in the thread?
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>>42547205
how about i bring the bare skin and you bring the rug
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>>42546737
我不是她但我喜欢灰色(◍•ᴗ•◍)*。
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>>42547206
I have almost definitely seen your friend's balls. please send my compliments to the chef
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>>42547233
what the fuck. why did this post now
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>>42547229
it's been good I'm basically just waking up. I'm so fucked up
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>>42547229
I'M SORRY
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I hope the transbian chaser-bullying discord had fun things to say about my cock last night
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>>42547155
I know there is no expectation on me :)
I also know the patterns I have struggled with before and I think the 'hole we keep digging' thing is a way I have in the past moved faster than I should have. Its not that I don't want that stuff, I just find it harder to put the brakes on when its going fast. I would appreciate if even if we flirt a lot and arm wrestle, you just keep in mind that I feel this way and might be feeling more anxious than I am letting on. You're a real one ty for being so nice to me.
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dicks can be too big but balls can never be too big
big balls are so hot
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First meal of the day at 19:18
I may have special needs
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>>42547250
they're all straight now. i hope you're happy. my polycule will never recover
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>>42547204
I don't believe your lies, I'll have to beat it to gay alien sfm jank now because of you.
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Oh, I can't dry clothes and get adequately hot water at the same time
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>>42547231
You know me too well...
you can change me tho

Well i don't talk to a billion other people or anything like that, i don't think most chasers do
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>>42547254
I want to fuck Tom Nook
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>>42547254
>dicks can be too big
idk
>big balls are so hot
the sound they make when they hit <3
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>>42547259
sorry it simply does not exist. it's impossible to find so don't even look
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>>42547219
Hahaha holy fuck okay. Might have to start putting that hair growth creme shit on my pubes for you then anon.

>>42547221
What does free love actually mean? I respect it but I prefer monogamy personally

>>42547232
I can work with that.
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>>42547255
It's just adhd It's not that big of a deal
Fun part is you get to eat 2000+ calories all at once now
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>>42547261
Gas dryer?
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>>42547221
>70s free love vibe to my sex life
Like what? I thought you didn't have sex? You like a "swinger" or something? I feel like boomercuck stuff is sort of gross, sorry
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making a polycule with chasers except i make them have sex with each other before they get to touch me (which i always avoid and push the goalpost)
>>42547264
yeah same sis
i call it the yaoicule
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Can you be racist around a trans girl youre dating? Do they mind that?
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>>42547263
I'm far too busy and too far away to change you, and it's far too late for me
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>>42547255
id like to satisfy those special needs some time (cook you three delicious meals a day and gently remind you to eat them)
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>>42547264
do you mean kk slider
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>>42547230
Lol, I wouldn't mind as im already 5 inches when soft
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>>42547276
You should so that they can know you and make informed decisions and you get a partner that matches
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kkk sslider
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>>42547254
I have to wear tight underwear because my big balls make my dick sitting on top of them protrude too much in my pants.
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>>42547270
>>42547274
it's used to mean a lot of different things. the trendy approach right now is "relationship anarchist" where the theory is like. i want to build a life together with you but I don't own you and you don't own me and who am I to tell you what to do with your body or who you sleep with, you know what I mean. I'm not a hardliner on that shit I'm cool with monogamous relationships too but that whole system has always been basically nothing to do with me it's not something I care about either way
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what is it like to have your ass eaten. whats sex like. can i have sex pls
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>>42547279
Dawgy, you've been posting here for the last 4 hours, how the fuck are you too busy?
It's never too late for anyone, i refuse to be a doomer. I'm sure you have your own motives but those are not the ones, just say the truth, you trannies always come with excuses kek, i think you are all scared desu
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>>42547282
Not really into him he's too nice I can't deal with plays the guitar unless they're also sleazy fuckbois
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>>42547291
thats so hot babe
i wanna smell your balls through your underwear
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>>42547302
u just want tom nook for his body
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>>42547288
Delete this
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>>42547307
Yes. i don't agree with his way of life
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>>42547300
Idk. Very fun and nice. No
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>>42547298
Just sounds like fwb to me
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>>42547291
meditating serenely on this
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>>42547302
honestly i just thought you were referencing this picture
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>>42547311
chad wins again :(
>>42547315
pls ;-;
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>>42547298
Okay, not a fan but you do what makes you happy Bron
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>>42547317
i would say the difference is that fwb is more of a casual relationship, right? but yeah there's lots of terminology that's all kind of vague and overlapping
>>42547320
i love this image so much
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getting my chaser gender affirming balls enlargement surgery
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>>42547254
Are you sure. I’ve seen a vid where a naked crackhead was running super fast and his balls were bigger than his schlong. People were laughing at him
>>42547248
Please be well
>>42547197
Good luck wizard. I’m behind 7 golems
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sometimes i feel like making a mood tracker but after a couple of weeks i remember why it's a bad idea
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>>42547331
im absolutely sure ive thought about this issue a lot
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>>42547325
many such cases. i dunno it's not that serious I just think holding on to the traditional model of conventional marriage and the nuclear family is a great way to spend the rest of your life miserable. but again I've always kind of been outside of that by default
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>>42547301
I mean I've got two monitors and I'm just shitposting idrc about any of this, there's no excuses I just don't have a real need for parasocial longing and I know nobody's gonna come to mexico unless it involves a quick bang and I ain't interested in that y'know
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>>42547329
Not saline people die!!!!
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>>42547323
I'm sorry but I've been given instructions to not allow you specifically to have ever have sex.
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>>42547276
Check their tumblr.
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>>42547253
Yeah ofc! I think I am pretty decent at spotting vibes (not the one mentioned last night!) and not pushing too far in reality. Perhaps that's where the fun hole digging comes from because it's not reality and can be treated as banter
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>>42547347
but i want ittt ;~;
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>>42547255
I do the same thing, I just smoke a bunch of cigarettes, then eat like half a kilo of food at like 6pm, literally did that today
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>>42547276
some of them are more racist than you
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>>42547101
yeah i wasn't around then either
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Sometimes it really turns me on to think about hot much good spunk my boyfriend wastes on an infertile tranny. Fuck them kids.
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>>42547229
actually i take that back krogans and himans are the best fuck turians definately fuck the asari and salarians and don't even make me mention those dirty suitrats
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>>42547276
Yeah daddy isn't racist. He is just doing pattern recognition because he has really good IQ.
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>>42547384
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i dont have long
no time to explain
quick, somebody show me crossdressing Link getting cucked by ganon
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>>42547393
gross
should b cross dressing link getting rawed by ganon (his boyfriend)
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i have a mug full of yummy tea and you dont >:)
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>transbians can't use google
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>>42547393
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7024241
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Computer, program every tranny in this thread to have an excellent day. Make sure she receives at least 3 compliments and feels beautiful.
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>>42547393
sorry, I only have images of him sucking on zora penises
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>>42547392
That's what he says though. Besides whenever he is losing an argument he just fucks me.
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>>42547402
im going to make one
hmm maybe add honey and cream
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>>42547393
Femboy link is wasted on that garbage desu, of course you'd like it, you're such a low tier human, you're like a parasite



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