/lesgen/ is the lesbian general for all cis women and trans women (MtF) to discuss lesbian relationships and topics.Be kind to each other and report/ignore trolls who attempt to divide trans mtf lesbians and cis lesbians as a community. This includes transphobic bigotry, femmephobia, butchphobia, racism, and anti-c4t/t4t slop. This is nice thread. :)QOTT>Do you like women taller or shorter than you?>If you were a dog, what dog breed would you be?tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/%2Flesgen%2Fdiscord: https://discord.gg/bAnVMAGPNRold thread: disappeared into the aether
>>42555015GOTT 2>Do you like animation memes?
my brain hurts from punching myself so much yesterday
thank you for these qotts answerable by lonely girls>Do you like women taller or shorter than you?either, i suppose, but i'm not tall enough to really be the tall one, in any case. i do find myself swooning over tall women, though.....>If you were a dog, what dog breed would you be?i'm not a dog person and i don't know about dogs but a cute and nice one, i hope. maybe a samoyed or one of those tiny huskies
Does anyone actually check out the tag maps or is it a lost cause
would you let a 5'2 woman dom you?
going to see my beautiful future wife today im so excited
>>42555135i did when i first started posting but there is no-one around me :(>>42555144yes but i might feel gross about it and would probably need to be held
>>42555160very happy for you!! i hope you have so much fun
>>42555161id hold and comfort you afterwards
This is my first thread created, how you guys are okay with it <3
>>42555214thank you nona <3>>42555217i like the picrel it's very cuteand also that i can participate in the qott
>>42555227I aim to please and entertain
are the americans sleeping or something
I miss beangirl
>>42555541i am awake but it is only 7:40 on the east coast
>>42555015ngl I looove tall girlstook a test before that says i would be a shibe so ig that, im more of a cat person
Getting yelled at the other day did a number on me. Im barely functional at all. Scared to be seen with my friends, who are the only things that make my life feel worth living rn. Fuck my shitty tranny life.>>42555015>Do you like women taller or shorter than you?Dont really matter to me, honestly. Both can be good in their own way, but I also dont tend to notice height diff until its in the "head and shoulders bigger/smaller" range.>If you were a dog, what dog breed would you be?Golden retriever so they can take me out back like ol yellerUh, serious answer... idk? I dont really like dogs all that much.>>42555144Short dommes are fun! The sub is always shorter on her knees, after all. <3>>42555135I have and theres a few peeps near me but Im scared to add totally random strangers...
>>42555030Hi Lucy
Penjamin city, shall I? Cheers my friends, holy tits.
>>42555015>do you like women taller or shorter than you?not especially got a preference, although I rarely see anyone, male or female, taller than me lol>If you were a dog, what dog breed would you be?um not much of a dog person so idk>>42555144I'm more of a domme but yeah! short dommes are hot, I have a thing for juxtaposition like that, but being sub is scary!!!!>>42555217you did a good job!
I'm getting old but I have no old woman charms, no degree, not able to get a job, no future. I yearn to be the little sister so much. >>42555015>Do you like women taller or shorter than you?taller women sdfoihasjsdaksjdkdsjsdksa >If you were a dog, what dog breed would you be?samoyed>>42555021what are those>>42555144yes
I hope Lucy doesn't get CBT from hitting herself
>>42555984you mean cte and i probably already have it i'll be lucky if i even make it to 40
my girlfriend wants boring sex maybe once a week and i want it kinkier and at least daily. fuck my chud life. why did i have to be a lesbian.
>>42556019never heard of this but very scared of this now how do I stop hitting myself? is it even possible?
Please don't hurt your anymore Lucy :(Stacker, Jordan, why aren't you stopping this?
>>42555015>Do you like women taller or shorter than you?my gf is taller than me but ive always dated shorter people before her. i actually really like having to look up at her and watching her lean down for a kiss is the best>If you were a dog, what dog breed would you be?My friends say im a boxer or a wolfdog (one told me im an australian terrier tho) but my girlfriend says i bark like a small dog. i tell her im not a small dog breed just young version of a big dog
>>42556053i can relate. i have a lot higher of a sex drive than my gf. we make it work tho, especially because we're an open relationship
Lucy is giving herself CTR by punching herself in the head and Jordan and Stacker aren't doing anything to stop it just laughing at herAnd you people say Office is the heartless one?
im in turkiye going to jordan thru irak first tranny in Sarnak Province ever I think
>>42556173You're either first or ur last, kiddo
>>42556200make sure to avoid luzardian emirate or you will surely be captured
>>42556263It's safe here for foreigners just don't diss the kurds... Good joke btw anon
>>42556200Isnt it dangerous/transphobic?Otherwise id love to go
>>42556173>And you people say Office is the heartless one?Did you not hear the news?
>>42555955i love this picture i want to be both of them
>>42556306Yes to transphobicDangerous depends, just don't go outside after dark or draw unnecessary attention.Jordan is supposedly relatively accepting and pretty safe though. I want to see Petra
>>42556571Are you girlmoding?
>>42556455can I be the smaller one
My girlfarts from my girlbum are so stinky you guys (I'm cis btw~)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PinJNTOcSc
>>42555955giwtwm
>>42555015>Do you like women taller or shorter than you?yes>If you were a dog, what dog breed would you be?but I wouldn't be a dog...>>42555217like um... 8.15/10 ig iunno>>42555541oh no, did u not see the news...>>42555645why did they yell at u sera???
>>42556964umaruchan what animal would you be
>>42556597that's racist
I should probably wash my ass this week
>>42557151like some kind of rabbit ngl
her BREASTS heaved BOOBILY
>>42557445that's so cute I would give you a salad leaf to munch
>>42556344What happened?
>>42555955This image will never not be hot
>>42558057Some people think she unalived herself>her friend has called her over 20 times and her mom isnt replying
>>42558140the mandate of heaven called her back
>>42558140Why would anyone from here have her mom's number? I think that anon was just making a joke about fucking office's mom.
>>42558167Discord long term friend i think
>>42558175Do you give your long term discord friends your mom's number? I have never heard of anyone doing that.
>>42558180They probably met irl before anon
no one actually thinks office killed herself? right?
>>42558180Do you not have friends
>>42558189Okay, but still, do you give your friends your mom's number? This might surprise you but office isn't 10, she doesn't need her friend's mom to call her mom so they can schedule a time to hang out.
>>42558201>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>42558201you did this harlot
>>42558207I have my friend's mom's phone number because we met before and she wanted to send me something she was thinking of. I think there are numerous ways that could naturally occur in order to end up with the phone number of a different family's mom depending on how cool she is
>>42558227she’s back
>>42558233no, it was frieren poster who teased office about girlmoding that made her kill herself
>>42558201I think its 50 50. Iv never seen her so angry before even when describing her mother year/s ago. Often times anger is closely related to love, which is hard to explain. But i think she sorta loved harlot but couldn't handle that she was taken so she wanted to be left alone. But harlot kept stalking her around the board and flirting with her and it seemed to really mess her up to the point where got really unhinged where i never saw her that angry before. Then one day she is happy and suddenly decides to disappear.
>>42558246where?
Do my coworkers all think im weird and performative because i run to work? I bet they all hate me
>>42558281The problem is that office has made up so much bullshit it's hard to tell if anything she says is real. This could all just be another bit. Maybe she just wants harlot to think she's dead to make her feel bad and to get rid of her.
>>42558281this is office right? you would always use iv? please don’t say you loved me.. im genuinely working on getting over everything. i’m sorry i followed you and such, but you also said a lot of insane things to me idk still sorry. i wish i didn’t look at the thread and wish you well or office n you anon if this isn’t her sorry.. this also probably just baiting me or something idk which pls stop ig if that’s the case
>>42558322do you show up stinky?
>>42558281Would make sense. She posted here so often it seemed like she was escaping from her real life but when even that wasnt an option anymore, yea,.
>>42558336this is patrick
>>42558336>this is office right?Afraid not. But i do lurk-stalk her so its possible i talk similarly
>>42558336i thought frieren poster took your phone away from you
>>42558075i missed you sm caca :(
harlot not only got office to leave the board but also to kill herself?
>>42558417The power of hsts
>>42558281She was like porcelain under the image she portrayed. Couldnt even hurt a fly.
>>42558281Ill miss her
>>42558428right lmao
>>42558281Harlot did oddly seem made for office. i can’t think of a better match. it’s a shame, but i hope she is happier not on the board.
>>42558494>Harlot did oddly seem made for office.That's just trauma bonding. She said they didn't even voice chat once.
>>42558503she actually said she would voice chat and office would type to her lmao
>>42558348Im probably a little stinky sweaty, but not too bad.. :( Its a physical job anyways
>>42555015>subject in the name field
>>42558596It's not her fault, zoomers don't even know how to write emails anymore
>>42558494the mandate of heaven was wishing for a rapey bottom so long, that a destined actor fulfills the prophecy. yet she is too aligned with your wishes so you must return to heaven.
>>42558052aww that's sweet of u anon
>>42556964Trying to hang out with my friends. Talking about a game he didn't know anything about. Then for being emotionally distraught after getting picked apart. He said it's my responsibility to check that my actions won't cause his mental health to spiral. I know that's not true. But he's successfully made me afraid to interact with my friends when he can perceive that I'm doing so... again. I've been despondent for... 3 days now.Guuuuuuuuuugh ineedoutineedoutineedoutineedoutineedoutineedoutineedoutineedoutineedoutineedout but my life after I leave him is gonna suuuuuuuck almost as baaaaad every path leads to the rope I don't know what to do anymore it's all shit it's all fucking shit
>>42559476kill him and take the life insurance money
>>42559600Getting him out of my life isnt the problem. Ive got plans in the works (that dont involve murder!). Its what comes after. Being utterly alone with my kids with no real hope of actual companionship in my future is brutal.
>>42559476oh yeh, I mean just keep on keeping on, as bad as it gets, there is usually a tomorrow, right???
someone’s always coming around hereTrailing some new killSays "I've seen your picture on aHundred-dollar bill"What's a game of chance to you,here is one of real skillSo glad to meet you, AngelesPicking up the ticket shows there'sMoney to be madeGo on, lose the gamble that's theHistory of the tradeDid you add up all the cards left to playTo zeroAnd sign up with evil, Angeles?Don't start me trying nowUh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh'Cause I'm all over it, AngelesI can make you satisfied inEverything you doAll your secret wishes could rightNow be coming trueAnd be forever with my poison armsAround youNo one's gonna fool around with usNo one's gonna fool around with usSo glad to meet you Angeles
>>42559681it works like when you kill an evil character in fallout you gain karma and get a good gf
i failed my incident command system exam twice in a rowi don't understand this stuff at all i feel so stupidi don't know how i'm going tto make it through this course i'm not even motivatedenough to open my textbook anymore
>>42558281holy cringe at these replies. office retard is an unhinged creep.
>>42558281office baby im sorry please come back we can share poop and burps and fart on each other ill be yours only we can be messy girls together...
>>42555984I just preordered my HADES vinyl!
>>42559774That wasnt meant to be a reply
>>42558281Office: eliminated (likely)Frieren: up next?And who will be the third victim to harlot?
I was half asleep while making this thread sorry
>>42559852am i the only person who doesn’t really find harlot attractive?
>>42559878theres nothing wrong with it i love you
>>42559893I bet her husband enjoys her more than enough
>>42559909she said her boyfriend has never fucked her because his penis is too small
>>42559893You might be straight.>>42559948Source?
>>42559948she never said this
>>42559896I <3 you too!
>>42559852>And who will be the third victim to harlot?Her husband, but he's probably dead already.
>>42560127>Her husband, but he's probably dead already.Insane plottwist. But inside he probably is dead already
i need a taller woman to hold me and tell me she loves me for who i am and not just my looks and attention im pathetic
how do I politely tell my friend that she should break up with her gf?she's 6'1", skinny, white and has long hair just like most transbians. well her gf is a cis girl who has only ever dated long haired skinny white guys over 6'. now she's dating a tranny and posting very loudly on twitter about how much of a lesbian cockslut she is and etc. I can't stand it it's so cringy to see
Need a shorter woman to use and abuse.
>>42559909>>42560127is she actually married? that makes the cheating so much worse
>>42560205>>42560235I think you two could work some sort of compromise
>>42560255Yes. And office isnt the first one she cheated with.
>>42560235>Need a shorter woman to use and abuse.Is zoomerlily actually office? She showed up after office disappeared right?
I need someone to marry for the tax breaks ... for the tax break yeh
>>42560265any sources for this? I want to read up on the lore
>>42560272I was here when she was here, I didn't even know who she was a week ago.
>>42560285She literally says it. Just ask her
>>42560279me please please please please please
>>42559728Ha! Unfortunately in the real world I end up in prison and my kids are down 2 parents. Honestly Id rather him survive. He's an asshole in a relationship but he's still a decent friend of mine otherwise. Plus good luck to me finding a gf that wants a burnt out severely traumatized single mom hon.>>42560235Need a woman to abuse me
>>42560337We could always make something work Seraph...
can i preorder ye's upcoming album BULLY? and if i can should i? i just listened to bully v1 and it sounds surprisingly good, it almost felt like terminal lucidity, like the demon that's been inhabiting him since mbdtf finally left his body and now dropout era kanye is back but completely battered and worn down and left to pick up the pieces.
trying to get the girl I'm talking to to bully me
>>42560297didn't she leave? how am i supposed to ask her
>>42560262yes!!! we could work it out!
>>42560301<3
>>42560393Hope it goes well for you!
>>42560429You could dig through the last 10 lesgens and you'd have a reasonably good idea of what happened. If you want to deep dive into the subject, the other half of the saga happened parallel in multiple threads over aprox 3 weeks on the /lgbt/ board, easy to find because office threads all begin with "transbian" in the title.
>>42560255i’m not married… i don’t know how that started, and i never cheated the first time that’s misreading what i said. i did fall for someone else but, it all was handled with transparency. i never talked about anything remotely sexual with the first crush. it was more real than the office stuff. i liked office a lot and think she’s very funny idk ive said what i like a bunch of times but it was mostly me being desperate and insane. i hope she is fine and im sorry for hurting her. she was really mean to me too though and most say she abused me. idk is a mess. i want to stop looking here blugh >inb4 backpedaling you can find the posts and read them ik the score and am being honest about that and have here… i plan on sorting through the difficulties in my life and im tired of disclosing those further i hope to not continue being nasty but i am tainted ik so wish for death idk such is life im saying nonsense now… i need to stop looking
>>42560543you did NOT hurt office. don’t let her or random trolls gaslight you into thinking you did.
>>42560501also office was talking about her here before she showed up and the lore extends into transbian movie reviews and other threads. it’s also fairly schizo and full of playing characters, metaphors, bible verses, posting poems, and things idk i think only they know the lore and even still both of them seem fried from it…
>>42560580ngl jealous. i wish i had a hot woman be this crazy over me
>>42560560Office was vulnerable and alone. Harlot kept following her and flirting with her despite being in a relationship. If she is dead its on harlot 100%
>>42560603hello
>>42560543Its actually sickening how you keep playing the victim when she is likely dead. Absolute POS
i feel like such shit i just want to sleep but i can't i have so much to do
>>42560703They r called bpdemons for a reason
>>42560348In terms of being bullied by a lady? Come through, then. ;P
>>42560727I would never act like this #notallbpdemons
>>42560543This right here is actually the worst kind of person to be with because they are always grasping at excuses its just so gross to be around.
>>42560800I bet you'd like that, pervert...
Why do we actually think office is dead? It hasn't even been a week im sure its fine lol
>>42560846tbf her partner abuses her office said it herself and office abused her too as much as you can over 4chan
>>42560235why did i have to be ugly ;~;
>>42560930You're not ugly nona
>>42560942literally am tho ive seen what other girls look like around here
>>42560965You can't be that bad
>>42560988its pretty bad
>>42561068Even if it is, I still love you either way <3
>>42560854What? Me? A pervert? Naw, never! Im a totally innocent bean! I like kissing and handholding! See?
>>42561341>handholdingSlut. Worse than harlot even.
>>42561341>kissingThe behavior of a skank, you should be nothing but celibate.
>>42559768i imagine you both in diapers
>>42561369did harlot ever even do anything perverted?
>>42561851imagine having loli porn saved on to your iphone. please rope you fucking degenerate tourist.
>>42561851how’d you get of pic of office asleep in her room?
>>42561865I saw her post about wanting to top office autist a few times but thats it i think
>>42561956wasn’t she a bottom though?
>>42561998Probably.
>>42561851thats so fucking hot, please pamp me up and change me after ive mushed around and caked my butt in my stinky shit and piss...
>>42562096why do people who pretend to be others always have the worst humor? harlot would obviously never say this
>>42562096why didn’t harlot use a trip?
>>42561405I truly should have saved myself for my soulmate. Now I am untouchable by decent folk. v_v>>42561369<3>>42562096Lol, gross, picrel
harlot and office autist https://youtu.be/Beqj4EC1hV0?si=gmygd0sO-d8VtdE2
>>42562281Harlot coded post
>>42562281cute but why is the gen so obsessed with harlot?
>>42562156i never got the point of it. they make it too obvious. the only time i was ever deceived by someone larping as another person is when someone larped as lago defending her doing piv with her gf. the only reason i believed it was bcuzit had the same condescending debatebro tone lago has when debating anons
want to date again but i have a plan to leave this country and don’t want any more lingering connections. i tried LDR but she wasn’t emotionally ready and left me hurt, angry, and avoidant of any relationship outside of direct family for a good while. god damn European women. i just want a nice life with someone who loves me and isn’t an idiot.
>>42562950Had something similar happen. I'm also European.
i was cuddling with my friend and i swear i felt she had a slight boner that touched me once or twicehopefully it means she likes me..
>>42562854kek
>>42562096How did diapers become the most feared and judged fetish among transbians?
One time I autually piss in cup and sell it outside and called it lemonade One Guy said what you get for lemonade I said 20$ One Guy said 20$?! What you get for 20$#?! I said I want the cup one guy is better be good man is better good i gave cup and he spits out lemonade he said WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! I said my piss He said PEE?! he flips over my lemonade stand i screamed
>>42563238i mean personally i prefer shitting into my panties but if a cute girl offered to diaper me i wouldn't refuse....
twinkhon frotting compilation 2026
>>42562962i feel that the very fact i am choosing to post here about banal relationship shit shows i am slowly crawling my way back to making connections. even friendships are scary because what if i realize one day i let myself fall in love with someone again? oh god, i think i actually somehow developed a phobia of love. how pathetic!
>>42558400o gosh, ty nona
>>42563243True story
brazilian trans gf..
>>42563243we get it you aren’t harlot and think saying gross things as her is funny. we all laugh and find this funny but you’ve made this joke twice know….
>>42563275is this office? it sorta reads like her?
fuckk i just let out the most DISGUSTING fart... it reeks in here now...
>>42563391no, i am not office. we are very similar though. i like to think i have a little bit more self awareness than her.
>>42563238Pedophilia and scat is pretty hated among most people, nona.
>>42563444larry go to bedyou have turnip to pick tomorrow
>>42555015 mmmmhey allthis is a bit of a trauma dump so u should skip it if you want but i have no one else to say this too.ive been a horrible gf to my girlfriend of nearly 2 years. weve lived together for the duration of this time too. i have been struggling with compulsive lying since i was a child and since we got together, ive constantly worked on overriding my instinct entirely and become a person she can trust and love still, nearly 2 years on im still slipping up and lying. while i do tell her the truth as soon as i realise i lied to her, obviously that doesnt build any kind of trust between usi love her so much but she doesn’t love me. she loves someone else now, but i still love her and i cant stop. we’re still together, shes just cheating on me and thinks i dont know.her real gf is a girl she met online. they’ve never met and dont live in the same country as us but my gf has spent some of her time searching about immigration information to get her here.a week ago my gf blocked me from her threads account and told me that she “deactivated her threads” but i went on her account on private browsing and realised that she just started posting about her new gf and replying to her posts, which obv she doesn’t want me to seeidk what im doing. for context i dont have any self respect or self esteem, whatever that was got beaten out of me by my dad as a kid, so im not going to break up with her, i want to win her back, but im a terrible person. and i still haven’t changed. shes given me time and effort but i failed to change despite my effort and she moved on,even though we still live together, sleep next to each other, even cuddle each other to sleep every night. we still wake up every morning and i make her food and try to take care of her (even though im bad at that too). we still laugh and joke together and watch stuff. we still talk about our future together, like we’re moving to a new apartment soon.so yeaany advice?
>>42563520It’s over, anon.
>>42563566it can’t bei promised her i’d never leave herif i cant keep all my other promises i’ll at least keep that onei want to be an honest person
>>42563520hot i wish i would be cucked and demoted to second place gf
>>42563581Why haven’t you confronted her any her infidelity? She sounds delusional, making immigration plans with someone she’s never met.
>>42563587i dont care if im a cuck i just want to love her and treat her good i jusrt wantt her to be happy
>>42563604ABOUT *
>>42563604what would i even saylike ive hurt her so much with my lies and carelessness that she has cut herself over it. like what can i say. im at fault to bring up her cheating isnt going to solve anything
>>42563520iunno, it's like that old ethical puzzle thing, the false promiser, basically nobody can evaluate their promises as promises anymore if they're known to never keep themif u lie then it's unreasonable to expect her to trust u, and since relationships are built on trust it's going to make it rough on u tbqhlike it sounds like she can't even trust u with letting on that she's planning on leaving u probs the best thing to do is not continue to pretend and show her that u can be honest by explaining to her that u know everything and are okay w/ breaking up amicably, but that the current situation is hurting u iunnocos if u 'win her back' and she finds out u lied about knowing then iunno if that will work out well tbqh
>>42563628thats interesting you don’t think the relationship is saveavle ath all?
>>42563628i dont want to give up snd say im broken because i want to live for her, although i wouldnt tell her that because of how manipulative it would be ofc
>>42563646I mean even if it is ur in a catch 22 here or w/e cos u are lying to try and save the relationship, but sounds like it's in this state cos u lie so much...like if it's saveable I think it will only really be an option if ur honest and don't base to continuation of the relationship on a lie???>>42563664well think it thru, cos if u keep lying about it then it just makes the situation worse down the line, right???
>>42563607I need you to carefully reevaluate what you actually want. People who claim to completely selflessly love someone no matter what are often lying to themselves and denying their real needs, usually due to a sense that they'll never have it "this good" again. Dragging out a relationship hurts everyone involved. And trust me, a relationship growing cold and your needs being met less and less by a partner who loves you less and less is one of the most miserable things ever.If she is blocking you to hide her second relationship, then the bonds of trust have already been broken. Wash your hands of it, move on. She is not the most perfect girl in the world (I know this to be a fact because I already know the most perfect girl in the world. >:3). You'll find someone else who will be a better fit, and you can work on the honesty issues in the meantime.
>>42563680youre right my actions right now really are just symptomatic of my previous compulsive lying behaviour thank you anon thats genuinely really good advice. i’ll think it over but i might talk to her when she wakes up in the morning then
>>42563690i dont want to sound scary ms seraph but i have nothingno money, no assets, no parents (none who want to talk to me ever again at least)shes my only friendshe was always perfect. she always cared and supported me and even now she still does. today she was helping me figure out some personal education stuff for me together she still cares
after 6 years of hrt my nipples finally actually stick out most of the time instead of being flat all the time unless they get erect
>>42563781Yea, you know your situation better than me. My commentary is mostly just on the very common situation of putting someone on a pedestal and looking for love in the wrong place. (Something Im also guilty of doing a lot, so maybe Im projecting).Relationships (of all flavors, not just romantic) start and end from honesty.I hope you sort things out. At the very least she sounds like she is still a good friend to you.>Ms. SeraphAwa~
chat how likely do u think I could find a gf that just wants to get in bed and watch gardening channel videos together on youtube???when I get hit on it goes nowhere cos I'm kinda frigid ngl and they want to do more exciting things than my boring stuff
teto plush
>>42563844“relationships always start and end with honesty”youre right i’ll talk to her when she wakes up. i dont really know how i’m going to even bring something like that up but i guess i’ll tryi would “plan” the conversation but i dont feel confident that this would end well for someone like me. i dont want it to turn into something badthank u again ms seraph
>>42563870how old are you? are you attractive?
>>42563870Maybe not gfs but I 100% could have a platonic cuddlebuddy like that. I have a friend Im very touchy with and its honestly been very good for my mental health (and considering how poor my mental health has been lately, I shudder to think where I'd be without her)
>>42563897like late middle aged, and I'm ugly ig but I'll take compliments when I get them??? iunno
i want a gf who will cuddle in bed while watching godard or buñuel films..
>>42563918yeh I'd platonic life partner w/ u sera, u seem cool and level headed ngl
>>42563920mid-fifties ????
>>42563920you're a decade older than me and you look a decade younger than me stfu
>>42563944you are just trying to attract harlot
Did anyone screenshot the list of movies harlot told office to watch? I remember seeing but don’t remember what was on it
How CACA looks at you after losing her cryptocurrency fortune
ive been cuddling her for the last 20 minutes and i just realised this might be the last time i ever get to cuddle her and now im crying so much shes still asleep though i only have a few hours left until morning im so scared
>>42563870how do you know you're being hit on? girls say things to me sometimes that get me flustered but i don't know if that is because i am desperate and out of touch or because that is the intention
>>42564011who's that
Lago told all her best friends she loves smelling her own dirty drawls.. thats one dirty broad.
>>42563627really late response and this might sound rude but dude she sounds like a total asshole.i dont know what you were "lying" about to her, but the way she handled it sounds very immature and the fact that she's now doing the very thing she criticizes you of doing should tell you that this isnt worth pursuing. you deserve someone better anon
>>42563520This sounds exactly like the transbian couple i lived with where one of them was trying to import a mexican gf and completely ignored the one she lived with except to have her cook green beans
>>42564434bpdemon who was crashing out here for days maybe weeks she was posting godard pics like the girl from vivre sa vie. she maybe got office retard to kill herself
>>42564474I only have two friends and one is my gf.
>>42564657will you be my friend conejo?
>>42564688I’m not very good at maintaining friendships esp online. :(
Does anyone want to be my friend?
>>42564982What do I get in return?
>>42564989Friendship?
>>42564579waow i can't believe i missed that
>>42565019Eww.
>>42564823me either is okay<3
>>42565028:(
Im anxious
>>42565027it was pretty interesting idk how office autist got a pretty married woman obsessed with her
>>42565083I really wish I could make friends because I do want them. I’m borken.
>>42565122>idk how office autist got a pretty married woman obsessed with herany other woman spamming the board would have probably gotten attention from harlot too as long as she'd be willing to jerk off to her too and post about it like office
>>42565168eh i’m the same way either like can’t keep connection going or it’s too much and bpd them away
>>42565185i think office is actually pretty charismatic. she is really engaging and, gets a lot of little followers. i sort of see what harlot was into but, also harlot didn’t know her history here i think.
>>42565120hi anxious, i'm tax fraud
>>42565233Of course narcissists are charismatic. That's how they trap their victims.
>>42565269you speak badly of a dead woman
>>42565214Yea, I am a much better friend in person, but I haven’t met anyone with similar interests or my age. I managed to get close to the friend I met here because we’d voice call a lot early on and play games together. It tuff. I made one friend almost on /soc/ but she didn’t like that I was too excited to read books with her. wtf ;___; She was too secretive about herself and didn’t ever wanna meet so that didn’t work out.
>>42565283hmmmm you should add me when i post on the gen next time if you wanna. i like your bunnies and mikus. i save n share similar things. it’s okay if you add me and it fizzles or whatever but, idk you seem nice. i have to go i shouldn’t be looking at this board
Tiny heghog caught in High Sped Collision :Otw/ shocking, gore, horrific
>>42565373wtf this is a worksafe board anoni think im gonna throw up
>>42565373that guy is peanut butter
>>42555015I like women taller than me cuz im insecure about my height (5’9”) and like to feel small. I went out with a girl last month who was 6 foot something, super slender and elegant and pretty and standing next to her made me feel giddy. we had a great time and she talked about wanting to make out with me but she had a lip piercing that was still healing. then after she took me home and exchanging pleasantries we didn’t text for about a week even tho we’d been texting daily and talking really easily and casually up to then. then I texted her and we had a really nice conversation for a while until I fucked it up by ranting about anime mid convo. then she ghosted me. a few days after I texted her to ask about the name of a thrift store and she was very polite and cordial and kind but seemed disinterested. I didn’t even bother breaching the topic of a second date because I could tell she didn’t wanna talk to me anymore. I’m better off keeping to myself probably.
>>42565460sorry babs don’t let this keep you down(won’t because you are too tall) keep on sinkin it up and smelling stinkers i’m in love with you and think it’s time we count our good fortune and split what we have with others in the event we see we were always nothing to begin with in this act your soul will leave your body and i think that is good fuck you
>>42565399just a glimpse into my fudged up worl>>42565421idk wut this means but i love it :3
The reminder that I am a KHHV actually sucks. I would love to have a partner, but I have to get my shit together first.
>>42565460sorry abt that nona, hopefully u meet someone with similar interests <3>>42565526surprising desu
>>42565526>KHHVIs this some nazi thing??
>>42565549Not really, I'm actually a loser.>>42565566Kissless Hand Holdless Virgin
>>42565582well I think u seem nice and cool :3
>>42565523it mean he is peanut butter and i find it amusing for my entertainment.. i share with you in that i also have a fudged up world. i hope the jannies don’t see your video
>>42565615peaanut baby :3i go nini
>>42565637night mlady
>>42565340You can add me, idk who you are and my add is already easy to find. lagoloaf on disc. Whenever you get a chance.
I don't feel worthy of love
>>42562950>fumbling lana del reycouldn't be me
>>42563982ummmm possibly??? the ages of 40 and 50 are in demand ngl>>42564002waahh... iunno who u are anon but I'm sure u look lovely tbqh>>42564181good luck anon...>>42565168that picture is really cute and relatable, I'm going to steal it tbqh>>42565526>42565582how does someone like not even hold anyone hand or kiss or anything...?helicopter parenting gone too far???
>>42566468>how does someone like not even hold anyone hand or kiss or anything...?>helicopter parenting gone too far???No they're just incels (Nazis). You can tell because they're using incel terminology.
>>42566398if anything i was the fumbled one :<my smoke was too tough.. my swag too different..
harlots and cucks
Good luck today :3 god I wish I was collared by someone...
lezzers r gay Lol
>>42567224Correct
will someone pls take me as a neet Ill get a job and kiss you
>>42567493yes ive always wanted a useless neet gf :3
>>42567224ur gay
>>42567071Office autist is just the ultimate cuck
When I fuck bitches they get ontopI heard you fucking niggas and they get on bottom
Fat girl at the dispo was really cute im gonna think about her all week now fml
>>42565549yeah I mean it’s not so much that I want someone who has all the same interests as me. I don’t need someone to like all the music I like and all the anime I like I more need somebody who is easy to talk to and be around and who I feel connected to. right now when I meet people it’s like im a different species entirely and I feel so alien in comparison. it’s like I don’t even qualify as human.talking to that girl felt easy and she felt kind and warm, but in the end I guess I was too weird for her?
https://youtu.be/BOQAVj3VIis
>>42555015lesgen, i think she likes me...
https://youtu.be/MsJRHGyyy4w
>>42569673waow i love kimya dawson i share diy twee stuff too https://youtu.be/ShjwVCe_B6k?si=O7WbZd4zgwiX8Wpr
Lesgen, how do I break it to her that I dont like her...
>>42568768some ppl are just like that nonadw i love listening to my wife talk abt her interests, u should be able to find someone <3
>>42566468I don't know, I just haven't had a relationship :(>>42566679>No they're just incels (Nazis). You can tell because they're using incel terminology.You're just making stuff up at this point, I'm using a term that people have actually called me.
dont mind me i'm just digging thru office retard's rubbish bins looking for bank statements
Havent used my turntable in years i forgot how much i love vinyl
>>42571071Do you suspect office is funded by Israel? She did post something about a trans Israel one time....
>>42571477no i'm just trying to commit identity theft
>>42571282i love vinyl i spent so much money on it last year after i inherited my grandfather's gear (he's been dead for almost 50 years but it got lost behind a wall)i like going to the record shop and picking random 60s psychedelic albums out of the bargain bin and trying to convince myself i like them, recently got this one called The Parable Of Arable Land, its very interesting like noise but in the 60s.
I wish I had an alcoholic gf
sigh i was watchign watanare and apparently it is polyslopit seemed good too, hate when poly people ruin everything
>>42571731>>42571829
>>42571846No one likes poly gooners besides other gooners
>>42571829I wish I had a beautiful peak yuri life...All I want is to spoil a girl who enjoys drinking beer and coffee and eating food while I infodump about middle age history and instagram brainrot
>>42571731you don't want me, I'm a wreck. I'm an alcoholic sex addict and I'll just gain weight and drain your finances and demand my titties be sucked on 24/7 while I drink in bed only to eventually cheat on you with a rotating cast of people because I can't be satisfied by anyone until I get kicked out, starve, get slim and cute again, and repeat the cycle
>>42571967I would do this also as long as I'm drunk lol
>>42571731I will give you the best sex of your life but I will hurt you
>>42571977need drunk t4t so bad
>>42571927that sounds peak babe i love beer, coffee and, insta brainrot and listening to a top tell me about history
>>42571984I will hurt you also>>42571996I want this
>>42572001We'd get along then, but I'm an avoidant tortured soul who can't commit to more than being entertaining.
>>42572010you really don't, I'm a horrible partner. I'm also kinda fat because of all the alcohol I drink. I will however melt into your arms and play with your tits and fuck you really hard while making out with you passionately and staring into your eyesnuntil you're shaking and squirming in my arms
>>42572044Id want you as a friends with benefits at leastDrinking partners
>>42572053only if you're fine sharing me
>>42572028same tbhon im too bpd for this existence
>>42572067it's ok I can have you after they are done
>>42572084If u ever wanna feel emotionally unfulfilled and wanting lmk babe
>>42572120i’m always kinda looking for that as long as you know your hurting me when you take what you want. it makes it better in the moment, knowingly giving time spent from tomorrow
>>42555015>Do you like women taller or shorter than you?Both? I feel very uncomfortable around women who are my height (5'6) >If you were a dog, what dog breed would you be? I dont know. Maybe a corgi because they are cute and I would count as a shortstack if I was a corgi.
I have a secret project I'm working on it's going to be the 4chan killer once I iron out the kinks
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