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I sold my children to the Jews for 1.1 million dollars - taxless

I had twin girls and one older girl. The twins are 10, my eldest is 12. They paid 400k each for thw twins, saying that their usual clients in Dubai and other places in the Middle East love twins the most, and them being so pure and well preserved at this age means they are like flawless diamonds. Apparently 12 is a little too old! Only got 300k for my eldest. I will miss her. She is a smart cookie.
But, I never really wanted girls. The Israelis I sold them too hooked me up with a Russian bride website they told me is "the real one". The women lost their husbands in war and they just want a soft place to land. I found one and she's a little chunky but she's stacked and her hair is like copper straw.

I never have to work again, and this time, I learned my lesson. I saw a fertility specialist, ensured my swimmers are swimming (they are), and I am going to do sex selective embryo selection when my bride arrives, so I'm only going to have boys this time.

They even traded me a vintage Jaguar (BONUS!) for my wife. She screamed so loud when they grabbed her. I was chuckling to myself. Bet she should have thought twice before fucking the poolboy.
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even if you're larping you're a horrible person
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>>42555781
you sound like someone who isn't sitting on fat stacks of cash and planning a new life totally different from the shitty one preceding it
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>>42555755
back to /pol/ or whatever other shithole you came from
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>>42555917
/pol/fags are so buck broken that all they can do is fantasize about the elites raping their children, and they're happy about it kek
couldn't be me, glory to the ccp



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