qott: Rank the fruits.i guess its less of a question more of an instructionhttps://tiermaker.com/create/ultimate-fruit-tier-list---labeled-183857PREV: >>42559573
rate these character designs
>>42563502why are their feet so big tho
i want to doom about something but im stuck in the "i'm a god who can do no wrong" kind of delusional mood so I can't think of anything somebody help me figure out what to doom about
blackberry mogs
>>42563413underrated posthttps://files.catbox.moe/uul8ji.mp4
>>42563491This picture is designed to ragebait me
>>42563491shit list of fruit
>>42563532discordia do you like animation memes
>>42563491>Rank the fruits.
>>42563540i dont know what that is
What about tomato?
>>42563491
i really really like fruit
HAHAHAHAHALOOK AT THIS DUDES HAIROH NO NO NO NO NO
My favorite fruit is she <3
i'm fruity af ngl
>>42563532notice how mine was the fastest by a mile, subhumans really are cognitively stunted
>>42563563you smell so bad it's unreal
>>42563572why you smellin me gng
>>42563502These new pokemon legendaries fucking suck
>>42563543watch this video and tell me what you think about ithttps://youtube.com/watch?v=6OM_vYAHFDg
can someone please talk about my fruit rankings
>>42563577Asian pear chads rise up
My favorite fruit is still the girl I’m not talking with anymore
>>42563549You've never had those fruits? Do you live in the arctic or something
Why do the fish in Sweden look like that?
Nevermind that was sarah. Idk urs are alright ig. blueberries suck tho.
>>42563576watched 5 frames it's cringe bandkid stuff hazbin hotel pomni bendy ink machine 1960s team fortress 2 fallout type shit
>>42563593>blueberries suck tho.brutal truthnuke
>>42563592Bro that’s so rude
>>42563582Hope you move on soon brah, I almost have
Can you bring me 5 bunless cheeseburgers for the party?Sent from my Blackberry
>>42563584i live in miami... maybe i need to hit the farmers market and get experimental w the fruit ... i eat lots of fruit but dont stray out of my comfort zone very often.. i have some good options here i guess
>>42563532You should try an avocado they'[re pretty good you wld like them
>>42563603god i donrt even know a whole bunch of these
>>42563608wtf are you on about dolt
>>42563514Doom about me liking you>>42563600Ehhhhhhh I don’t wanna haha
>>42563593these are fighting words
>>42563614Its like a green creamy fruit they grow them a lot in south america i think
>>42563603>would impregnate yordles computer, scan this guys hard drive
>>42563613weak gooner desu
>>42563608>>42563614don't listen to her she's trying to trick you avocados are gross
i dont post here i just wanted to make a list hi
>>42563592Things Sobe thought while Nils was railing her
>>42563623leave
everyone watch this video and tell me what you think about ithttps://youtube.com/watch?v=6OM_vYAHFDg
>>42563620Once they made the kench i knew who i was going to fap to for the rest of my life. I don't need anyone else
Only 4 more hours left out of my 21 hour shift I'm going to sleep like a corpse when I'm home
>>42563623thank you for making a list i really appreciate it even if u dont post here... i like your rankings i feel like its a window into your soul
>>42563605tbf most of those fruits are eastern hemisphere only. Go to an asian supermarket and try some next time. Persimmons are good
>>42563603i really want to fuck either silco or the guy with the mustache at the top of yellow tier
>>42563641braum is forever husband tier but silco looks like he would break in half if you blew on him gently
im hungry but my roommates are in the living room ;-;
thinking about frank ocean :(
reposting from last thread, didnt realize there was anew one:Henlo, how find trans puppy girl/house bitch?Transgirl PP ugly, must be locked away until removed. Me cook good, fettucini alfredo, chicken parm, or just burber. Me make mexican and italian cuisine often. replicate any food from any menu ez. Me no clean good :( .
>>42563638thank you :) be well
>>42563660you too!
>>42563619hope you like porn of elf girls, memes and anime from the 80s and 90s fbi agent
>>42563656you should invest in nice strong rope
>>42563631why do you keep posting this
mangostein
>>42563653I know that feelThat's why you should have emergency snacks stashed in your room for this occasion
>>42563673it's good
>>42563668not a bad idea, every puppy girl needs a leash.
>>42563555who is this OF model?
>>42563673why are you in such a stinky mood today did you eat something yet
>>42563555Checked trips of FUCK YOU PICHU
>>42563683Thats a Tranny
>>42563676expensive>>42563679ok but what do you want people to say. that it's good. are you just looking for validation>>42563684i'd ask if you ate something yet but to sustain your 2 ton frame you must be eating constantly
how do chasers feel about scat play?
>>42563656it would be an honor to kill you
imagine if the incels that stalked and harassed people online like that peechew girl did something useful with their life what would happen
>>42563694pretty much yeah. right now im eating these grape flavoured candies u peel and eat. they're tasty
>>42563656i wish you were a girl
i wish someone stalked me irl
>>42563695when im in the shower i plug the drain and take a massive shit and let it slowly float around
i like discordia when she's in this mood lowkey
>>42563695pretty high on the i will never ever do this list
>>42563695Fucking disgusting and depraved
>>42563698Not much, they'd just be employed at Ross Dress For Less or some shit instead of neet
>>42563716i LOVE ross dress for less
Bitchy hatesex with Discordia
>>42563695i'll try anything once. or again if i don't remember if i liked it or not. or if i think it'll get me attention
>>42563704you should eat regular grapes instead of candy, hopefully the time you take peeling them and the calories burned to do combined with less calories from the grape will reduce your elephant calorie intake from 10000Kcal to 9900Kcal :D
>>42563710based >>42563712>>42563713prudes
>>42563696>>42563707I love the variety of answers this question brings.
>>42563694i want people to watch my husband's videos and give him ad revenue
>>42563725ive read inio asano's girl on the shore i know what's good
mcdonalds breakfast is offensively good egg muffin ouughhhh
>>42563698You're right Pijew does stalk and harass innocent girls online like the rapehon he is.
>>42563728call me many things, but not being aroused by human shit does not make me a prude
>>42563737it should be illegal like seriously
>>42563723get a job bro>>42563730post it on tumbler or pol that's where are the cringe 1950s larpers stay mostly. or an ftm thread
>>42563726i do not peel grapes i eat the skin on them its faster and they have good fiber
>>42563729if you were a girl you would be perfect they only dont like you because youre a guyif i liked men you would still be perfect to me
big boots has arrived in townhttps://voca.ro/1fmxtAG9qJIP
calorie talk? here's my weekly update
>>42563695I want to see cute trannies play with their shit
>>42563737So real, first fast food that made me crack back into the habit againSausage and egg mcmuffin specifically, miss me with the mcgriddle, syrup doesn't belong on breakfast sandwiches
>>42563730can you ask your husband if he thinks im hot
choids would you beat your tranny sometimes if she asked nicely
>>42563683Her name is Goth Egg
>>42563754i puke if i eat over 1k calories in a day
Why do I keep seeing tiktok videos about how much black girls love ginger guys? Is this a sign from above that I should be dating them
>>42563695Well you see there’s this guy known as Poopanon
the guitar in this song makes me orgasm it's so fucking right. Like poking a neuron in the brainhttps://youtu.be/7uJxtwBFxxI?t=175
>>42563769gingers are black
>>42563763Negative
>>42563767what's your bmi. 16?
>>42563759i get cheese and egg mcmuffin, no butter double eggi justify it by telling myself its just eggs on an english muffin so its not outrageously unhealthy, but yeah i gotta stop fatbrain ive been going there less and less
>>42563754I definitely gained at least 2 lbs this week, probably moreBack to the grind >>42563763Yeah but it would hurt her more than it would me
>>42563754I was gonna say you need to eat more but then I saw
>>42563763depends how extreme it isif you want me to smack your ass and do kink stuff sureif you want me to give you black eyes to show i really care no
>>42563763I'd beat her either way
>>42563767you should go to a doctor>>42563769that's not a thing mud
>>42563775that's really selfish and mean
>>42563772there's literally no guitar in this??? are you stupid?
choids would you want a tranny that looks like lean beef patty
>>42563779my cut is going rly well... you would be proud... i'm down 10% body weight in little over a month
>>42563776dont know bmi is bullshit that doesnt take muscle mass in account
>>42563752I can't say I am surprised, but I never would have thought about it like that. Oh well, I don't mind the brooding it's fun to watch :3 I will continue to look for cute puppy bitch to keep on a short leash and feed well.Plus it's kinda like, I am not there type, but I am sure I am someone's so gotta just keep looking.
>>42563789mmm... beef patty....
>>42563788are you stupid? it's literally an electric guitar hitting natural harmonics, jump off a pier you lard sack larping knauser
>>42563783hot
>>42563789yeah, if we get along that's cooldon't crush my head with your thighs though babe
>>42563794yeah bro you surely break the system with you surely mr Olympia level muscle mass stfu dude
>>42563785>you should go to a doctorhave an appointment on friday to submit poop samples/blood and than im getting a tube down my throat and up my ass
>>42563774Im black? Shiiiiiiiiet, that's dope>>42563785The amount of vids I've seen would seem to suggest it is
>>42563801no promises
>>42563799i dont know what you're hearing but it is definitely not a guitar
>>42563796very true. many girls would love you nonny. all the best to you please make someone happy
>>42563763I love slapping my tranny across the face she always looks so pathetic
>>42563804im strong, i just have severe stomach issues :s
>>42563789Yes. I want a hot workout partner
>>42563789Muscle mommyIf she had a gock she would be perfect
Ginger is an anagram of black
>>42563809you are stupid I could literally replicate that right now close your mouth for once lardo
>>42563816alri see u in 3 years ok?
>>42563789Sure she's hot, you must work out a lot
>>42563819yea maybe if u had a harmonica or something. but you couldnt replicate it on a guitar cause thats a different instrument
>>42563827stop talking please
>>42563804>>42563776again bmi is so stupid and is just a vague categorization, i used to be 210 and muscular and it would say i was obese, calipers are the only real measurement
>>42563831idk why ur crashing out me bcs u dont know what a guitar sounds like??? are you mad at me????
>mom the two neurotics who type in here all day are fighting
>>42563827hate to side with Discordia but that is very obviously a guitar
goodbye
sometimes i choke myself and pretend it's a guy doing it tbtbh
>>42563840>idk why ur crashing out meyou can't even speak english mud>>42563838sure bro
>>42563838but you throw up when u eat over 1k calories okay man
>>42563810I mean that's the only goal isn't it? to make yourself and as many others as happy as possible. Any chance you could point me in a direction? I feel like I am barking up the wrong tree here.
>>42556971i've been summoned
>>42563849could choke u for real tbtbh
>>42563846its literally not a guitar. i know guitars my family made its fortune making guitars thats not what they sound like
>>42563849you ever do the thing with the belt. goated. ive been into it lately
i despise that it's become S-D and S-E instead of A-F the whole purpose of the scale is that it makes sense that the first letter of the alphabet is A and then descending letters are considered worse. just peeves me greatly
>>42563491fruits are gods gift to us all sistersChasers say hi <3 before my mushrooms kick inunsee cc/album#vhFiD15HwJ5P
>>42563856how are u on this fine wooper wednesday bpdmoder
>>42563859ok
>>42563869i wonder if gacha is to blame for that. i want to say it is but maybe something was power creeping before that
>>42563869are you stupid? S is the highest tier have you played any game ever in your life before?
>>42563852>used to bereading comprehension is lacking
>>42563881FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
>>42563857woah that would be so cool. you should choke me for a little bit too long so i pass out sometimes
>>42563881i lub you
>>42563872oh my god i didnt even realise its wooper wednesday
I have a BMI of 27.2 and this is my leg and arm
>>42563786There are just some things I would not do or let me done to meThe way I feel about hitting a woman is about the same way I feel about getting the idea of being topped, it grosses me out and makes my skin crawl and makes me want to throw up>>42563789Nah>>42563856What’s up babe
SSSABCDF
>>42563890had that happen once with a girl on top before, she like leaned into my hand and blacked out lole
8pm I'm going to bed, I've turned into my mother
>>42563895you should take better care of your hands
>>42563900Veronika would approve
>>42563895bmi doesn't work for people with muscle. it only works for anorexic women and fat people
I'm not interested in just going along with whatever a Japanese game man tells me!
>>42563904Manual labour and a bad habit of picking at cuts, but yes, agreed
>>42563871zamn
>>42563895this picture is rly hot but it also looks like you are furious about a crafty merchant having scammed you on those shoes which makes me happy
tranners do any of you self soothe by brushing your hair
>>42563872im doing v good actually, ive been crazy busy all day rushing from thing to thing (i had to do more than 3 hours of commuting today bc of traffic on top of 2 classes). but i went to a trans group on campus for the first time and it went pretty okay and then i took a social risk and struck up a conversation with someone once it was finished and she invited me to board game club, where i spent ~3ish hours playing 1000 blank cards and secret hitler with people and i did a good job being social!!! :Di am v prooud of myself >>42563893~~~ woop woop woop ~~~>>42563896nothing much juust chilling here after having a very nice day. oh and i had what felt like a productive therapy session!>>42563903ya im defo not long for the land of the woke, im so fucking tired
>>42563936yea... i like to braid it too its rly soothing
>>42563895would you choke your tranny until she passed out if she asked nicely
>>42563936sometimes
>>42563936i love brushing my hands through my hair and fixing it a little as like a fidget when i need to have my hands occupied (like if im really anxious)>>42563946im rly bad at braiding i think in the same way that im really bad at tying knots, but im getting better bc i do it sometimes right out of the shower to give my hair like soft waves once it dries
>>42563854oh, goodness, i don't know. people talk about this stuf all the time over in hornygen, though....i dunno if you're really gonna find a life partner there, but i know, at least, that there are lots of people asking for what you're describing
>>42563936no im not white
>>42563957im a little jealous of people with super straight hair cause it seems so fun to be able to style it just by braiding it. but i guess i just get that for free already...
>>42563939w went outside and made friends hell yeah
>>42563908someone with a brain
>>42563958yeaaaa no, horny stuff is seasoning to something decent. welp, much love~
>>42563961what does being white have to do with that
>>42563939What’s for dinner?>>42563957>i love brushing my hands through my hair and fixing it a little as like a fidgetExtremely cute
>>42563850https://unseecc/album#2yBdprrMUF0G
>>42563908Yeah kinda my point too>>42563935Thanks, these are Nike rom 4's so they're pretty expensive, you might just be right.>>42563949She has to beg a bit first
>>42563980what the fuck
>>42563975are you white?
You ever wonder what happened to anon?
>>42563984the fall of western man
ive been drinking collagen tea for like 4 months now and it's been fading my stretch marks pretty well nice
can someone solve this for me i need to go wash my hair. its picross
>>42563988>>>/tumblr/
>>42563972to you as well nonny :) godspeed
>>42563992how tf did you get hips like that they're so nice
>>42563895>>42563983did you ever trip here before or am i confusing you with someone
>>42564006born with them
>>42563980Looking good
>everyone I dont know treats me like a woman all day>get home>"Ah if it isnt my SON. How was HIS day?">picrel
sex me through all 13 1/2 minutes of Rime of the Ancient Mariner
>>42564013What's that ass look like?
>>42564020im withering away actually, my doctor suspects chrons
im v excited to go back to the club next week and im gonna start going to climbing club too!>>42563963having super straight hair is cool and all but only if you have natural volume, which is hard with certain textures. my hair gets flat and sad very easily :(>>42563966right right, its all very exciting, im rly pushing my comfort zone bc ppl really scare me but i think it'll be good for me in the short, mid, and long term :))))>>42563979i stopped my vegetarianism just for a while, while im hitting the gym and trying to put on muscle since the only protein they really have at the dining hall is chicken. so i had chicken with salt and hot sauce (it was crowded and i didn't want to stay long and i just wanted to ensure i got my protein in for the day)>>42563990i stg i just saw him post somewhere
>>42564026She's doing a little chain jerkin'
I just trimmed my hair do you chaseys like it?
>>42564031take care of yourself lots of crohn's in my family and someone in here literally got diagnosed with it on christmas day. treatment is good these days im wishing you good health
>>42563983good night cg, i leave you with hipsunsee cc/album#QhkiWO2XZwxV
>>42564033hmm hmm thats real... i guess everyone wants to change something about their hair right. im always worried mine just looks frizzy and messy but i guess i take the volume you get from that for granted....
>>42564038going to comment on her harp videos and ask why she's posting in chaser general
>>42564041oh i forgot. it's a guitar ye fat pighttps://youtu.be/aOMG5wOL1CA?t=160
>>42564044hot gn
>>42564050literally clearly not a guitar. idk why ur sending me a video that proves my point just take the L quietly
>>42564029super flat and extremely saggy i have to wear spanks to keep the loose skin tucked away>>42564041ty, yeah ive been dealing with it for a long time, I was supposed to get a colonoscopy a few years ago and got a transphobic doctor who refused when he seen i was trans lol, got a new doctor now whos awesome though :)
>>42564031Oh damn that sucks, my friend had ulcerative colitis. Hope you can figure out something
>>42564049Tell her a 33 year old manmoder stalker is posting her on 4chan
>>42564056thanks for admitting you were wrong and that i'm right
>>42564058you have loose skin on your ass?
Tits should be on my screen rn why are you all slacking
>>42564058god thats so fucking shitty i cant believe there's people like that. thank god you have a good doctor now who at least has some theory of what's going on
>>42564061yeah, i just hope i dont end up with a poop bag or something, actually a huge fear and id probably refuse it and just die
Where do you think we get the chlorine for the hydrochloric acid in our stomach from?
my ass loki fat ngl
>>42564073scroll up retard
>>42564007Never have, never will
>>42564073check this out https://www.google.com/search?q=tits
>>42564080from da swimming pool
>>42564080salt idiota
>>42563491someone make a passgen slut tierlist
>>42564080obviously swimming pool water
>>42564071sooo much it trips me up when i walk >>42564076yeah it was a old asian dude, i remeber him from the gym and he always went in the sauna ass naked, fuck him
>>42564077Yeah actually kind of a fear of mine too, I'm sure it won't come to that though!
>>42564091I think that already exists
>>42564080you have to drink hydrochloric acid
>>42564077i think a lot of the time you like have it for a little bit but not permanently? but it obviously varies a lot
>>42564044Very hot, goodnight. Hope I run into you again here? You look like my type exactly from those pics
>>42564091SEEhon my beloved
>>42564066ok schizo???
>>42564089>>42564092This makes sense>>42564090No that's where we get salt from>>42564097I must be doing it in my sleep
i've been super all of the place emotionally recently, like sunday i was super scared and couldn't stop thinking about people trying to hurt me, monday i was mostly just crazy sad, tuesday i was doing p well and self assured until i went to the gym which left me feeling like a disgusting freak of unnatural origins and hating myself and my body so much and being so put off by it, to then this afternoon having a good time in the trans group and a great time playing board games>>42564048ya its funny bc i remember when i was a kid, growing up in a predominantly east asian area, i was always so self conscious about my blonde hair and green eyes and i wanted to have normal hair (black and straight) and eyes (brown), but then as i grew up i realized that i actually was more alike to the beauty standard nationally and that people wanted to have blonde hair and light colored eyes, which totally tripped me out, especially when i found out that many of my those friends with dark hair and eyes wanted lighter hair and eyes when they were younger. very odd grass is always greener moment lol>>42564091okie but include me if that happens
>>42564093did you lose a lot of weight or something? you looked super lean in your before pics was it muscle loss?
>>42564093do people wear clothes in the sauna???
>>42564108hot
>>42564108This happened to me
>>42564093You're supposed to be nude in a sauna. You just set a towel over your cock and balls.
>>42564098sometimes, if they only need to remove a small section of intestine during healing, but usually you end up with a ton of surgeries that lead to a permanent one, i rather die lol but id probably do it and suck it up and keep living
>>42564103thanks for admitting to not being right in the head
>>42564112i wear swim shorts or a towel if it's in a public oneprivate im free balling
>>42564112no, towel unless youre at mar a lago>>42564117he didnt, he would go in ass naked
I do not understand the sauna. Just sort of sitting around sweating sounds like the most boring shit ever
>>42564107that first moment of realising beauty is so contextual is always so like mindbreak tier. especially how much it comes in and out of fashion like i was talking with a certain much-beleaguered friend from here who doesn't post anymore about like. what if you get plastic surgery and then the face you have goes out of style. idk i worry about that stuff a lot
>>42564117That's gross, you may as well be sitting on old man balls
stuffing every choid into the sauna then lining them up for pit inspection
>>42564119i see i see... i hope the recovery is smooth either way!
>>42564132feels good mango do itplus they're great to have sex in
>>42564132you feel good afterwards, esp if you have a flu or something
>>42564124>>42564131i see i see....>>42564132its really nice it like steams all ur insides and cleans them out. i like them a lot
what's the point of a sauna just take a shower
>>42564141I forgot it was pit inspection day
>>42564140old man balls...
do you think they'd let me in a male sauna as a boymoder
>>42564143>>42564144I can just take a hot shower at home though>plus they're great to have sex inIt sounds like pretty much all the bad parts of sex.
>>42564142thanks, cant wait to hand my poop sample in to the lab >>42564147doesnt get you as slippery and smelly
>>42564152arms up boy!!!!
>>42563491idk
>>42564136right like someone once off handedly mentioned to me that lips that were rounded at the top (no bow) were in right now and i just felt so bad for someone who suddenly ceases to be "in" esp when they once were. or even people who would have been "in" if they were born a couple decades earlier
>>42564147>>42564157unironic autism
>>42564162this nigga put raisins in s tier and grapes in b
>>42564162How have you never tasted an apple?
>>42564164>autism is when not retardedok i guess
>>42564163right right.... but i dunno sometimes i think maybe that experience helps you have that moment of like "oh this is all stupid bullshit"
>>42564136this is why I will only get ffs procedures done on stuff that actually makes me dysphoric, and not try to fully hardmaxx my face desu
>>42564172go do it some time you uncultured basement dweller, you shower after as well
aren't saunas too hot to have sex in
>>42564177makes sense for sure. and i guess its also like. the main thing is that you think you look good right. and i guess that changes less than what's fashionable. but like standards of femininity are always shifting just the same its so strange... i hope you can get somewhere you're satisfied with anon
>>42564172the whole purpose is to sweat and open up your arteries/blood vessels and help muscle recovery, shower you just get wet. theres no way youre this stubborn or stupid
>>42564164No I just don't like being hot and sweaty in a communal environment. What is a room full of strangers adding to this experience for you?
>>42564185yea if its like a sauna worth using sex is like not even a consideration just sitting is already full on enough
>>42563502This is something an art hoe quirk chungus with blue hair and a nose ring would make. someone that hates men made these characters, I can just feel it. Am I wrong?
>>42564178you shower after?? are you stupid just take the fucking shower instead then??/
>>42564194im kind of with you on that i would prefer to do it privately. but they're kinda expensive to build right. i heard in binland they're like a standard thing in every home... so fancy...
>>42564205careful you dont drool on your keyboard
dis is a pic of my cat on my lock screen just so you know, i feel like he really looks like just a guy here in this pic>>42564173i hope to transcend past caring about superficiality with myself
>>42564193I literally start to pass out when I take a full shower because of blood vessel dilation you fucking disgusting swine how about you actually take a shower instead of rolling around in tap water ye nasty bacteria ridden filth
>>42564209although i will say i think its good for the soul to be naked in front of other people in a nonsexual context bodies are just bodies
Why would you go swimming? Just take a bath
killer choids from chicago 2: choid on a chain
i rlly like fruits
>>42564210careful you dont type this same message again
>>42564209Yeah I mean this is kinda why I say just take a hot shower. If you let it run for like 5 minutes it gets just as steamy. And I don't have to waddle around foot fungus land with a bunch of wrinkly old prunes
actually wild that people in here don't even know what a sauna is and have never been in there>why go and swim in a lake, you can just have a bath
>>42564214what are you even getting on with lol
>>42564226your bath is the size of a lake? not everyone is a billionaire you retard, and yes if you have a lake sized bath then just swim in the bath retard
>>42564211that is a cat that has a job and two kids he's just doing his best to be there for. i love himthat's ambitious... i don't know if im aiming to transcend it that's hardcore i think im happy if i can just like. recognise when that stuff is getting in my way and talk to myself about it. but maybe one day we'll be free and im not dreaming big enough...
>>42564223added to the blocked trip list, youre actually fucking retarded
>why cook at home when you can just pay extra for McDonaldsSauna steam doesn't have magic powers that hot shower steam doesn't have.
I want to date a girl from here but I'm also terrified to date a girl from here. does that make sense?
>>42564227try english>>42564236oh no! the nasty bacteria laden nobody blocked me what ever will i do T_T_T_T
>>42564224i get what you mean... it's a little difficult to explain why its different. i think its like way hotter and more steam, if that makes sense? like its totally different from what you would get in a shower. if you've ever done the thing where when you have a flu or something you fill a bowl with boiling water and put a towel over it and put your head in there? its sort of more like that! sorry idk if thats an insanely regional thing and you now think im even crazier or if its something everyone does
>>42564242what are you guys even arguing about? does it matter?
>>42564238especially since you shower after anyways??? it's like yeah let's go mcdonalds eat a burger and then cook a burger again after eating it. You are already going through the trouble of making your own burger just make two burgers???
>>42564248rick do u like a sauna? have you used one?
How are you supposed to whip yourself with branches in the shower? You'd make a mess getting water everywhere
>>42564240yes. im terrifying
I posted this on another board on accident. The things I do for you people.This chart needs pawpaw added.
getting 2 am mcdonalds with my choid while we're high on edibles then bringing it home and eating it on the couch while we jerk off together and watch adult swim
>>42564234you know there are lakes and oceans everywhere right?i genuinely think you are stupid as fuck and wish you would stop postingthanks
>>42564255ive never tried that part but i really want to it seems like it would be really good for circulation
>>42564263what point doers your non human mind even think it is attempting to string together this is a nonsense statement god we need to purge all non-human homosapiens
>>42564257im sorry for outing your fruit opinions to ur cooler peers
>>42564096yoo do you have a link
>>42564268it is yeah
>>42564247I'm well aware of what steam does for the sinuses and the body, it's not some cultural secret don't worry lol. And yeah that just sounds not fun to me, I don't like steam on a good day, minimum that I need is ideal.
>>42564260Are we jerking eachother off?
>>42564273The worse part is that now they know I am a faggot.
>>42564277we can. or we can jerk off at the same time. it's chill either way
>>42564278honey, they knew
>>42564280What are your thoughts on jerking off together in the scissoring position
>>42564276hmmmm i see... idk its definitely intense but you feel so clean afterwards and its like a miracle cure when ur sick... but i get that it's not everyone's taste
>>42564284that seems logistically very awkward, but fuck it dude we can try
>>42564253yeah, they have a sauna and a steam room at my apartment complex along with a small gym and pool. I use it every other day. I really love the steam room more. The sauna feels like a desert to me>>42564256yeah but not in a conventional sense. just like, I feel like the girls here would play with my emotions and laugh at me, toy with me. This is probably too much to ask but I really want a life partner that's willing to do womanly duties. Not just sit around and say, "im baby uwu feed me video game and milkies" I mean sure, no problem with that but I don't want to take care of an adult - kid, y'know?
>>42564295ohhhh that seems so nice... im so jealous
>>42564285>but i get that it's not everyone's tasteWell yeah that's the whole conversation we're having lol. I only ever liked it when I was full of phlegm. If I'm just regular sick I prefer to bundle up and sweat it out without all the unnecessary wet.
>>42564295oh i meant im mental. i’ll go psycho with mood swings and stuff but i can cook and do laundry and stuff. im mentally ill not a womanchild
>>42564033Do you have any facility to cook in your dorm?
>>42564282Yeah but they never had any proof.
>>42564260This sounds nice in a chill sense
>>42564292I mean it shouldnt be too hard. Just as long as we're close enough so our cocks and balls are touching then it will be fun
>>42564303i see i see.... does that work?? to me if like the steam isnt getting inside it won't work
>>42564307ah, i see.... troubling...
>>42564155Don’t try to get me to write your smut for you chica
>>42564307one time i made a horny post in a /v/ thread on accident instead of here
>>42564316I mean neither is really doing that that much if you're sick lol. But yeah I mean the fever burning does do some work.
>>42564314yeah ok I like the sound of that. we could frott too or we could share a toy. i've always really wanted to dp a toy with a guy
>>42564271Aren't you black? guess id be angry at everything and everyone too
>>42564333hm hm.... ill keep it mind for next time im sick! probably soon im due it
Night of the Chaser
im a grown ass adult, so i don't deserve love!
>>42564346i don’t think your an ass adult. you’re at least average
>>42564335YES absolutely. That is the #1 thing I wanna do lol. I leak a lot of precum so we can use it as lube
>>42564346i still love you anyway
I also don't get meditation. Just take a nap instead, what's the difference.
>>42564356okay goodnight!
>>42564354oooh based. great minds think alike, didn't realize there was someone out there with my kinda fantasy lol.
>>42564346Same, I deserve to be alone forever
anyway, for those of you who don't understand saunas or have never been in therei big recommend doing it, has a ton of health benefits and feels really goodsometimes if i have bad muscle cramps it's like the best thing ever
>>42564330Isn't that normal there? I don't play video games. Sometimes I make posts about being aroused by giant robots and the guy who posts his thighs on that board though.
>>42564373literally no one noticed or cared yeah
>>42564366Do you still get hard or cum much? I wonder how tight the squeeze would be
>>42564357Sleep tight :)>>42564370I think I confused you all by saying "I don't understand saunas". I meant that in a turn of phrase as in "I think saunas are dumb because I don't personally enjoy them and let's fight about it for fun".
>>42564379I still get hard but I'm only about 4 inches and thin, so we'd probably need a double ended toy. I don't leak or cum at all sadly, it woulda been cool to be a leaker, but I never leaked even before hrt.
i wonder how much of /v/ is gooner tranners these days
im genuinely perplexedIt's a male from konoha who debuted AFTER the Chunin Exams but BEFORE the kazekage retrieval mission???And they also DO have a nature type but don't use ANY jutsu? Maybe Kenjutsu but it can't be Hayate because he's introduced in the chunin exams. And they have an "attribute" like missin-nin/junchuriki etc. I genuinely cannot fathom who this is
>>42564353heeeyyy thats kinda nice>>42564355i still love you too anon, i just don't deserve it, but you def do!>>42564368i think this is one way that my parents rly fucked me up, i think i don't deserve people
>>42564386Try sasuke
>>42564299with what I pay in rent you shouldn't be. I'm thinking about moving and just getting a club membership>>42564305thats fair, at the risk of sounding like a boomer, my dad always told me. "Rick, all women are crazy, just find one that won't fuck you over"
>>42564382nah it's the other poster being dense that shall not be named, you're allowed to dislike things lol
>>42564394bummer... i guess its not worth getting ripped off
>>42564390larp larp larp your life gently down the webfraudily fraudily fraudily fraudily life is but a meme
>>42564405its totally sasuke
Its so fucking over.
>>42564383I think we could fit side by side in one of those stretchy fleshlights maybeI can ruin my first orgasm so we have lots of cum to warm us up in there :)
>>42564386bone ninja
If I like you, you can rip me off A LITTLE
>>42564415this is the hottest thing ive ever heard
>>42564394i don’t think all women have bipolar disorder tho. my dad said something similar and he’s on his 4th wife so i trust him
>>42564414no there's no kekkei genkai
>>42564409Oh no, green line content
I did the cheese strat of going through characters alphabetically until I found one that made sense, it was gamatatsu
>price of a small mcslop breakfast sandwich>price of an xl ham egg and cheese on the stove: $2>price of chinese takeout: $20+>price of egg fried rice made on the stove: $2>price of take out beef burrito: $15+>price of beef burrito made at home: $3
>>42564425i haven’t read naruto since i was in middle school. speak english
no choid will ever like me because i have no personality
>>42564107>>42564096>>42564274https://tiermaker.com/categories/celebrities/-passgen--02-03-2026-tuesday-19133605i make one for todays passgen. if you were not here, i did not include you. sorry
>>42564435im sorry i know im a piece of shit for eating out im sorry
>>42564435Gotta up your toppings on that burrito, I'm making $4 burritos easy
Im so fucking good dude
>>42564438you gotta reframe that mindset it's all about marketing it's not that you have no personality you're just a kuudere!!! those are totally popular
>>42564414You have powers of premonition!
>>42564402meh yeah, they build a lot of luxury apartments here idk why, we more housing in general but it's all expensive luxury builds Im looking at this unit built in the 60's that's super affordable in a good neighborhood.I'm trying to save but I don't really know what for at this point. just saving to save I guess. I don't even want to get married because it's a dumb contract but I do want to spend it with a life partner.but yeah, wish you could come over to the steam room before I move <3>>42564424yeah... and maybe he said that because my mom was NUTS. he was such a chill, smart dev. They're still together though and make a good team but I would hate to be yelled at like that. good god, I can't stand the emotional roller coaster, would actually drive me to an early grave. I mean, there's actually sane women out there? lol Im sure it's true but I'm not what they're looking for.
>>42564435But think of the people you can support by tipping 20% (minimum) above the already overpriced food!
okie okie time to sleep, good night everyone. sweet dreams, love y'all>>42564440oh thank u thank u, A tier woaw :3
>>42564455i hope you find something good.... everyone's struggling hard with finding somewhere to live right now right it suckshehehe i would love to try it i love all that stuff... im kind of a health nut i really believe in all that traditional medicine stuff i think it's the cure a lot of the time
>>42564466Goodnight moder
>>42564466youre the young lady with glasses yes. very nice body very nice face. you are a slut i would certinly bread
i want 2 be bread
its 8pm and they are still in the living room. im hungry i feel like trhrowing up
>>42564491If I was bread I think I would want to be something sweet. Like brioche.
I would be a croissant.
I'd never be bread but I'd be foccacia.
>>42564466gn cutemoder
i want to be something that's like a cult favourite. like a love it or hate it kind of thing. that way you know you're taking enough risks. but i dont know a bread like that. maybe like a rye bread? the kind you freeze
incest
>>42564523which is legal by the way
outcest
>>42564523Don't be gross
>>42564440Pretty brutal passgen this timeI remember when passgen was wall to wall hotties
>>42564533why not
>>42564541I'm just playing the straight man here you gotta be the funny one
I'm playing the gay man
im playing the worm
>>42564440
can evewryone stay up late to keep me company today just call in sick tomorrow i get so lonely when all the americans go sleep
>>42564561do you not sleep soph, genuinely whenever i open this thread you are in here
>>42564561I want to call in sick so bad but I'm such a goody 2 shoes
>>42564486i mean breed sorry for my typing mistake. i would be an arab flat bread>>42564535good taste friend. but it is true noel does not arrive more than once a year
>>42564566im participating in some research study a russian lab is doing. its pretty tough but it pays well>>42564567treat yourself... you deserve it...
>>42564567Cute if you're a woman, otherwise I'm gonna pants you after gym class
one day I will stop boymodingit will not be tomorrow though
>>42564581hehe... pantsing chasers.... eroi...
>>42564584can you come and hang out and put on a dress, it will be good i swear
>>42564581I am a woman but you can pants me after gym class anyways (and then get all surprised I have a penis and then we have sex like in the porns)
why do choids want to put boymoders in dresses
>Hang out with trannies>Realize the fantasy isn't realBLACKPILL
>>42564590no....... i don't want 2 do that....
>>42564610i think you would look really nice thoughwhat if you did your makeup as well, and maybe did your hair nice
>>42564601Because then you'd look more like a girl
>>42564609yea it turns out that like most of them havent even played fallout new vegas
>>42564609i'm sorry for being ugly
>>42564594I'll practice my shocked reaction so all the viewers will buy into it despite having appeared in 4 other films with the same exact premise. We've literally got the number 5 in the title, it's replacing an S.
>>42564601it's cute
>>42564613the only time I've had my makeup done was when I was hanging out with a cis girl and she did my makeup.I tried to keep a straight face but I wanted to cry because all I could see was my chad jaw and chin and browbonei've never done my makeup since :/
Mid thread survey:Tranny or chaser?Country?Worst and best kink a partner could have?
>>42564609What did you expect it to be like?
>>42564620we're gonna make billions wait no nvm i dont want to be an internet whore
>>42564626i think you should be more kind to yourself and your features, even if they aren't your ideal
>>42564640I don't know how to. I wish I did.
>>42564637It won't be on the internet it'll be on streaming, it's different. We've got a deal with Tubi. Tuby? Tubee?
>>42564632>tranny or chaser?it's unclear!>country?scotland!>worst and best kink a partner could have?im fine with basically anything! but i dont really wanna get in legal trouble or have to spend a bunch of money. oh and i find latex stuff kinda cringe cause i had a creepy ex who was obsessed with it. but i like most stuff i just wanna see you getting really into it, you know? that's what i like the best
>>42564649is that one of bronya's chinese social media apps she talks about? if we're pioneering a new form of tranny porn ok maybe it's worth it
>>42564632the worst kink has to be scat right? i think most people would agree on that
>>42564632chaser, portugal, an escathological fetish is the worst not being a transbian is the best>>42564558
>>42564659wow so you think pedophilia is good? that's literally what you just said. i bet you're in the files. you're disgusting
>>42564558i have my differences with you
>>42564654i wish tubi was chinese i would watch it if it was
>>42564663you count pedophilia as just a kink and not a disorder? gross
>>42564676touché...
>>42564654I think it's actually a whole new kind of Asian they came up with, but they're doing huge things in the tech world. And yeah we'll be like Lewis and Clark or other pairs of pioneers that must've existed. But we'll film the cum.
>>42564653Anything?
>>42564659That or like some kind of mutilation fetish.
>>42564699****************BASICALLY**************** anything
>>42563491>qott
>>42564702yeah but i think i'd put sadism in the best kink category as long as it doesn't go that far
>>42564632ChaserCanadaThere are a lot of worst ones imoBest would be like, she likes getting fucked in cosplays and I come home to gerudo link one night
>>42564705Would you steal your moms underwear from the hamper and hold them over my nose while you jerked me
>>42564712one time when I was a kid I was hanging out with some friends and a girl came behind me and jabbed her fingers into my sides and I got so scared I fartedwhere would that land on this list
>>42564728how did i know that's what it was gonna be...no way!
>>42564632>Tranny or chaser?Chaser>Country?America>WorstGore or scat I guess>BestTitfucking or an oral fixation
>>42564737Vanilla bitch
>>42564743LMAO
imagine having an oral fixation lol
Yogurt tier listStrawberryPeachRaspberry
>>42564733It’s an extension of Nervous fart
yogurt tierlistDanimalDanimalDanimal
i'm deliriously horny if anyone was wondering
>>42564756nobody was wondering
>>42564750Last 2 digits is how many consecutive seconds you need to choke on your dildo tonight
>>42564751Good picks, I'd swap Rasp for Blue
>>42564758just in case. you never know.
tier list:sealorcamammothfoxpenguinermineharelemming
>>42564756Cum in my mouth and I'll feed it back to you like you're a bird
>>42564751peach below strawberry is crazy i bet ur mediocre in bed and always the last person to hear about something. im sorry i didnt mean that. i love you. i hope we can move past this
was looking at the lyrics to this song that ive been obsessed with and like>It’s not like I want you to get it, but>if you don’t get it, I do wonder what’s wrong with youlike this is so lame and basic but like why is it resonating to my core. it feels like this
>>42564772What about the noble, yet persecuted, shrimp cat?
>>42564772You're fucking delusional
Tier list:FoxHarePenguinErmineMammothLemmingSealOrca
>>42564775nothing comes out when i nut... really sorry to inform u . not even a single drop
>>42564632>Tranny or chaser? tranny>Country? USA>Worstpedophilia does that count?if illegal stuff doesn't count ig skip right to scat>best kink a partner could have?... idk even
>>42564788
If a cute trans girl Dutch oven’d me rn I’d just be in absolute heaven. Gn team
>>42564794Fuk ill eat mine out of your ass then we can kiss after
>>42564788my actual order would be fox (because im a furry), shrimp cat, seal, ermine, penguin, orca, lemming, hare, mammoth. this order was just from something
>>42564806
Hello i really hate the captcha
>>42564821Just buy a pass.
>>425648203am and 4am are the best times because you feel insane and its quiet
>>425648202am in D tier?!? 2am is S tier, everyone knows this.
>>42564804i feel like u would lose motivation and we'd just cuddle post nut . and im okay w that .
>>42564820northern lion
>>42564840Im never satisfied with 1 orgasm unfortunately lol
>>42564849twin <3
>>42564794Girls used to nut, we used to be a country
>>42564759someone else
>>42564865only girls with bad levels.. if you want a real estrogen princess you need to understand my balls are functionally useless
>>42564865hrt just got better
>>42564875i think it's more variable than that. My levels are usually shit and I still got nothin
Grabbing Alex by the balls and pulling them before slapping her face and spitting on her
>>42564865t. porn brained
>>42564820delusional
no salad tonight guys, didnt bring a lunch
>>42564889need that like i need oxygen
>>42564892>3,4,5am s tieropinion disregarded
>>42564890It's actually just called humor
>>42564900We can pretend. That looks like a yummy salad, I hope you enjoy :)
>>42564911thanks, its very crunchy but good
too tired to play w my worm. goodnight guys. let's have a good day again tomorrow . i believe in each and every one of you
my pillow is looking very huggable rn
>>42564914who the hell has a worm as a pet
>>42564794pic>>42564804homo
>>42564913I can't quite see what drink you got on the side there, what you sippin?
>>42564923a refreshing cup of mercury
Can I get a TRVKE in the chat?
>>42564923It's promethazine. I can't put down the cup.
>>42564935this is not a truke
>>42564930Oh yay, the drink is crunchy too. How wonderfully pleasant. Did you have to go on a space journey to collect some mercury and bring it back? I've never been to that planet before, is it worth a visit?
>>42564935I once propped my leg up to fart at my friend and I shit myself, poop flew out my boxers and all over the floor
>>42564945and how did that make you feel
>>42564247Have any of you actually been in a sauna? It's dry heat in a cedar room. Are you thinking of a steam room?
i remember shitting myself in preschool when i was 3
>>42564942its actually very smooth, i got it from wallmart in a chemistry isle, its right next to the plutonium
i think im gonna eat a bowl of chili and go outside for a while >>42564914i fapped and napped twice today and rubbed my boobs and butt for probably over an hour
>>42564954yeah there's different styles. i was using the proper finnish style where you throw the water so u can control how wet or dry it is. i like it pretty wet i think my internals need that deep hydration
>>42564950Embarrassed but than i laughed hysterically and started grabbing clumps of it and tossing it at them
>>42564971?????
What did chaserbros and tranners think of this show?
>>42564957So sad that they stole Pluto from us. It was my second favorite planet. I wonder how the plutonians feel about what we did. Anyways it's real nice of them to still sell us their plutonium.
>>42564955who shits themselves past the age of 2, are you mentally delayed?
>>42564984yeah i am :( i'm sowwy
>>42564969Oh you don't have a sauna room in your house?
>>42564984My brother shit himself while having a migraine when he was 15, does that count as bad?
>>42564980the quality of plutonium has gone down hill, its hardly radioactive anymore :(
pluto shouldn't be a planet imo
>>42564976The main guy is retarded and the fat stalker needed her ass beat
>>42564954larp larp larp larp larpis that simple enough for you muid?
>>42564980Natural plutonium does not exist in out solar system.
>>42564994yeah put that cunt in an institution, electric shock therapy may work
>>42564991nah its sort of the thing you go somewhere for here
>>42564984ok first of all leave me alone second of all i take a lot of medications third of all i have a mild drinking problem
>>42565003I would've killed them both for disrupting my fav pub with their bullshit
>>42565014>mild drinking problemall could be forgiven if it got worse, drink more, use a syringe and inject it for faster results
>>42565010Well I also get migraines and there was one so bad that I threw up what seemed like a full day's coarse of food when I was a teenager. My dad had to come pick me up from school.
>>42564995That's bullshit, the plutonians are abusing the monopoly they have on plutonium to charge us the same for less. I won't stand for this. Going to send my goblin army to Pluto to set things right. Pluto is about to be a goblin planet.>>42565005Everything that exists is natural.
>>42565004Yea, I go places and do things. You sit in your room with your ear to the wall diddling your lil pp to your roommates voice.
>>42565025im not sure if you can inject alcohol. altho i guess they said that about cocaine until the good people of my hometown got their hands on it...
>>42565031>goblinsend the gremlins theyre disposable
>>42565032he has a hot voice tho
thank you god for letting me be born a woman this is way more fun than that stuff i was doing before
>>42565039I will never work with the gremlins. I hate the gremlins. You try to send the gremlins in and they'll make everything worse guaranteed. Never trust a gremlin to do a goblin job.
is squeezing my boobs bad for them? they hurt but in a good way when i do it
>>42565034you can, Steve-o did it before he got sober with a iv drip and also i know people in dry northern communities who do it
>>42565031This is not true. Natural plutonium in our solar system has all decayed into plutonium. All the plutonium that exists on earth was created in a lab.
>>42565057that rules. big fan
>>42564984one time when i was like 6 my family wouldn't pull over and i had the shits, so i couldn't hold it any more and just shit myselfonly time it's happened lol
>>42565052send them to the front lines is all im saying, at least tire out the plutonians before sending goblins to fight
>>42565056how hard are you squeezing
>>42565057Butt chugging sounds easier
>>42565056its probably fine! if you're getting like heavy bruising very regularly you should probably start to think about it a little but any less than that is chill
>>42565064>only time it's happened lolsomething tells me it happened more than once
>>42565056you should play with them for at least 20 minutes every day
>>42565072it doesnt fucking WORK if you want good results you have to give yourself chemical burns its bait
>>42565060Decayed into uranium, I mean.
new sluts have been added to the tier listhttps://tiermaker.com/categories/celebrities/-passgen--02-03-2026-tuesday-19133605
>>42565075you would not pass a 12 year old's reading comprehension exam. thats actually the opposite of what it says
>>42565075nah only time ive shit myself that i can remember
>>42565076why?
>>42565081can you add me i need the promo. either as a slut or as a tier i dont mind
>>42565060Labs are natural! Look this friend in the face and tell him he's not natural I dare you.>>42565066It won't work! The gremlins are going to ignore the task and take all the best trinkets for themselves before the goblins get there and bury them where the goblins can't find them. If the goblins don't get properly satisfied with their looting rights they're going to expect me to pay them and I refuse to ever pay my goblins.
>>42565090post in passgen and rate them as well (or else)
>>42565085yeah but the fact he had to make it clear it was only ONCE, shows signs of lying to me>>42565086perhaps...
>>42565095but passgen is like a total pain these days its just the pichu schizo... i dont wanna use that garbage
>>42564554I need gummy worms to end this nightmare
This is why dawgy isn't posting tonight.
>>42565090post a picture of you, babe.
>>42565094as a goblin myself this is evil, pay us!
>>42565001What do you have against pluto
>>42565111Imagine sticking this thing on a pike
>>42565111No! It's either payment or looting, and I know you cannot resist the temptation to loot the trinkets you find. You don't get trinkets and pay, that's double dipping and greedy.
>>42565114yeah kill them and put them on little skewers for us to eat
>>42565112if it was a planet we'd also have to classify hundreds of other similar objects in the same category of planet. it's good to have a distinction between the actual planets and the dwarf planets
>>42565094do not be fooled
>>42565126give us grob and grug along with trinkets
>>42565104trvke
>>42565129fetish image
>>42565129Killing gobs is something you do because it's just. What happens to them afterwards isn't my concern.>>42565133Putting red text on a green background is evil.
>>42565135It's like she's still here with us
Alex
>>42565107uhhh this one is recent enough right. i haven't been taking enough pics
>>42565137i detect seething
>>42565140graphic design is my burden
>>42565131Do you think the dwarves are going to be a problem for my goblins? Ugh, I really hope the dwarves stay underground and out of our way.>>42565134Grob and grug turns goblins into lazy peons. You will get any grob and grug you can find on Pluto and no more. Goblins must be properly incentivized lest they let sloth and gluttony take hold.
>>42565133reminds me of this hilarious incel meme
>>42565155Colorblindness is my burden. Fuck you.
>>42565159LMAOme and who
>>42565144I came back haunted
>>42565161im sorry... i tried to pick something high contrast.... i dont know how to put border on text
>>42565103i love those.... i wanna eat some now
>>42565162
>>42565175gigamogger...
>>42565173What don't you want to eat?
i should start permalarpmaxxing
>>42565175what losers trying to look cool by standing with someone spewing so much aura
>>42565188fried mackerel
finished the 2nd episode of falloutit was pretty funwheres my choid cowboy ghoul bfthe foot garbage disposal thing was cool
>>42565151post it in the passgen thread, is what would be fair
>>42565211GYAHHHHHHHHH but i hate that thread... it's so sad to even look at cause it's such a husk... can't you make an exception for me, just this once...?
>>42565222no, just rate two or three people and post it there
>>42565231you're so harsh.... i guess there's no helping it... bummer....
Can we talk about the last episodeThey basically decided to do the New Vegas storyline all over but on TV
>>42565258I haven't gotten there yet!!! I'll catch up soon :D
Do any chasers like calling their gf cute names like princess.N-no reason in particular
>>42565279Im such a stupid bitchhhhh ahhhhhh
>>42565279only ironically i thinkI think I would call them faggot sometimes
>>42565279Yes darling
i wanna be someones faggot princess...
>>42565279yeah, it's a lot of funi come up with dumb pet names for people all the timeand i make endearing ones for people i like
>>42565299this is so cute and based
Applying for jobs is so exhausting, especially when you do the cover letter and everything
>>42565296I'll buy you a collar that says faggot on it and you can wear it with a dress on a date
I have a date with a comedian on Saturday. My friends are saying this is a big mistake I'm making. Any gals here ever date a comic?
I should probably walk into some local businesses and ask for a job soon.
>>42565309i have like 3 cover letters and just copy paste fill in the blanks desubut yeah job market is terminal cancer for everyone rn
>>42565316mm that's a little too far, I wouldn't ever wanna wear fetish shit in public keep that stuff in the bedroom. a collar sounds nice tho
>>42563491Not many will have had the pleasure but a perfectly ripe and cold cantaloupe on a summers day clears. That and mango
>>42565325I have an inside track on this one, wrote a custom one
>>42565328I'd sniff that bike seat like Paulie sniffed Adriana's panties
>>42565328hello ms. koshka, looking beautiful like always
If she asked me for a fruit fucking video, should I do it?Also what’s the most fuckable fruit?
motivate me to put on pants and go outside
>>42565348yesprobably pumpkin or some melon maybe cantaloup. something with guts
>>42565349put on some pants you stupid whore, you have shit to do
which trip is "whore"is it horseanon
>>42565326Why do you want to be a faggot princess anon
>>42565370it's hotit's emasculating and I lowkey fuck with gender play and mef shit
if my bf called me honey or princess or darling i'd tear up probably
>>42565348the first part of the question i cannot answer you have to find that answer within yourself. but i think if you're not having fun while you can still get a good boner going you'll regret it as they wane. although i guess the pills are good these daysthe second part, wayyyyy more interesting. obviously the classic is the melon right. i would recommend something on the smaller side like a little bigger than a coconut. or i guess there's the pumpkin meme. what else... i mean you want to get some motion going right so it has to be above a certain size. although i guess you could always go all the way through? which opens up like passionfruit and oranges and stuff. i wonder if citrus would cause problems with the acid tho
>>42565374I'd love to get someone like you and make you wear the girliest pink lingerie and heels
>>42565387that sounds so embarrassing I've never worn lingerie I don't even know if it'd look good
I wonder what cardigan's been up to
>>42565403How fem are you
>>42565408people were really fuckin gross last time she was in here i'd be surprised if we saw her again... i hope she's doing well out there im sure she's on the up and up
>>42563491everything else ive never had before
i own this like really cute custom pink leather collar and have nobody to put it on, sad
>>42565337Lmaooo good reference>>42565344Ty bb
omg it's koshka time to kill myself
>>42565430Noooo 42565430 you have so much to live for
>>42565426Big tits, little feet, a hit in any man's leagueI'd wife you up
>>42565430same
>>42565426mega babe
>>42565306i will remember you as cute name poster who looks at anime girls on her phone and ignores notifications (very cool and same)bless
drop my phone in toilettoilet with peewhywhyfuck my stupid life
>>42565471its fine but it kinda smells of pee. i guess its an excuse to buy a new phone case... i wonder if there's any endfield ones yet
Tracing the face of the tranner reading this as I drift off to sleep to make it more likely that I dream about marrying her.
>>42565488shut it off and put it in rice unless you have like a waterproof case
>>42565492apparently that rice stuff is like a total scam... im just gonna wrap it in a towel and let it chill out for a minute i snatched it out fast so itll be chill i think. if not its like over
>>42565458CUTE!!! I look at my yaoi boys tho, but that's pretty accurate
>>42565502if im really bored, this is kinda relatedi will draw characters of people i talk to online, and imagine what they might look like based on their posts
would it be okay if i started being a trip fag and posting pics of my tranny selfis that allowed or would i get made fun of
>>42565542it's fourchan, right? people are gonna make fun of you either way. you should just do whatever seems like more fun! don't take it that seriously
>>42565542nobody will stop youbut fair warning you will get weird attention
>>42565542its allowed and you would get made fun of but also probably simped for too
>>42565542Just do it. Sometimes it works for people and you can just drop it
>>42565522i love that, that’s adorablei wish i was good at drawing its like a superpower my artist friends amaze me but im so uncoordinated lol
>>42565542Depends if you want attention
>>42565545true truemore just like.. scared of someone taking my pics so i wanted to cement them and if u see someone posting it you’d know it wouldn’t be me. someone will probably do that anyway on other boards so eh>>42565546what’s weird attention>>42565556yes
>>42565564>what’s weird attentionnegative attention, so like harassment and people being weird towards you that you otherwise wouldn't get as an anon
>>42565564i get what you mean. yea there's always the risk of stuff like that with posting anything. but it's like, i dunno. these days people have to kind of be willing to consider that that's what anyone who's posting pics is doing, right?
>>42565471HOW
>>42565569yeah but if i post my pics as an anon then nobody will believe its meor something this is all so confusing i just wanna post lewd pics of myself to chasers
>>42565571it was like balanced on a little ledge behind the toilet but i guess its slightly sloped so it slipped as i stood up... fuck my stupid chud life
>>42565360okay i did, i have to go back out in 30 minutes
>>42563491I lwk want a hot tranny to rape me
>>42565575nothing is confusing you're just annoying
>>42565564Maybe test the waters with an unsee
>>42565580hey vt. strong opener
Where's my arc?
>>42565575it's like mostly fine, just telling you the negatives of using a trip
>>42565581oh :( okay, never mind then. sorry
>>42565586You know who had an arc? Noah!
>>42565586here you go. this one is for you
>>42565585It's just my thoughts
>>42565579proud of this whore right here, good job
>>42565595you wanna explore it? what specifically about that appeals to you?
>>42565564>>42565542If you trip what you're doing is creating a regular repeated thread personality. People will read your posts and react in lots of different ways to you and develop a feel for your personality over time.
>>42565601Me being powerless, forced to do something and of course getting dick
i’ve never tripped but i hope people don’t recognize me based on how i type… tht would be scary…
>>42565611i see. so it's the appeal of doing something you want to do anyway against your will? why do you think you prefer that to doing it willingly?
I tripped and hurt myself onceI don’t trip anymore tho
>>42565577>phone toilet users forgetting the holy toilet commandment of how you should always put your phone around the sink if you need to bring your phone with you to the toilet or if you want to listen to music while taking a fat dump Not gonna make it
i hurt myself today
>>42565617some people will, especially if you say certain things a lot or have a certain way of phrasing thingsor how you structure your sentences, etc, etc
>>42565618It's hotterI want wren to do it too, her cock is quite big
>>42565625no way i gotta play gacha while i pee im burning daylight i have like 6 sets of dailies to do
>>42565630yeah i know i just get a little unhinged sometimes and i wouldn’t want people to think that’s really me ya know? i’m quite good at spotting anons myself
>>42565625ive never done this and never lost a phone to the void, just hold on to it lol
>>42565632as much as i don't have a lot of respect for wren, it probably doesn't feel great for someone if someone else says they want them to rape them, right? sometimes i think with fantasies like this you gotta think about it from the other person's perspective too...
>>42565636some people are like very very recognizablethere was one girl who wrote poetry on r9k a week or two ago and id recognize her style anywhere
There's no such thing as anon.
>>42565648it's sort of a cope to make people feel more comfortable socialising, right... i guess that's okay too tho
>>42565641I dunno But I'd still like it
>>42565644yeah i know lol it just makes me wonder how recognizable i am, i can’t judge for myself because of bias because so ill never really know lol
>>42565651hmmmm then in that case what's the plan?
What happened to clown
May I cum this week Sarah?
need a choid i can cuddle up with and go to sleep feeling safe
>>42565652kind of funny, but you can tell who the phone posters are based on the capitalization and auto correct stuff
>>42565668do you want to cuddle and watch curling together
>>42565638Accidents happen despite how confident you are. I’ve met people who dropped their phones in porta-potties and outhouses
>>42565675i didn't know hunter was into curling
>>42563455>sure not rav hows scoots?Lol that wasn't me. I only ever post without trip in accident They have good taste thoughAnd Scoots is good :)I'll make more gifs soon <3
>>42565659There is no plan, I'd just like for her to fuck me
>>42565672im a phone poster but i turn off auto capitalization hehe>>42565675sure but im trying to sleep. why do you keep posting about curling btw do you just really like it?>>42565678shepard is so fucking cool gjnhnsksnngmr i love mass effect
>>42565690what if every time she did she would inject you with estradiol after or before? would you still want to?
>>42565690isn't it too sad to want something you can never have though? if it were me i would want to either find a way to somehow satisfy whatever i'm craving, or a way to stop wanting it. if i could anyway
>>42565694>sure but im trying to sleep. why do you keep posting about curling btw do you just really like it?I watch it once every 4 yearsI am behind a lot of recurring thread memes, I just try different ones out and see whether they stick organically or if people enjoy them
>>42565695Would, that's a win win
It would be ideal if everyone was anon and phone posting was not allowed.
>>42565695No>>42565698I'd not want it eventually
>>42565703what do you mean?
>>42565700hmm fair enough. just keep the volume down and i’ll watch with you until i doze off. curling seems nice.
>>42565694same same
>>42565709>if it were me i would want to find a ...way to stop wanting it.It is sad that it will never happen but I won't want it for that long
>>42565718oh so it's just like a passing whim?
>>42565713What I really want to see is a curling anime. I think curling that would be a really good subject for a slice of life/sports anime.It has generally good natured people, sportsmanship, cute girls, and a slow build with climatic moments where they yell at each other to curl or they go for risky shots and take out a bunch of rocks.
choids would you feel bad if i said i wanted you to rape me
>>42565727Not really but I don't want the relationship to be rape/cnc centric
>>42565727I would not feel bad, but I would never interact with you again.
>>42565734why :(
the choid i like went for a girl smaller than me lighter than me smarter than me cooler than me cuter than me. I thought I could go for any chaser id want. I don't want to fall in love again I don't want to disappoint and fool myself again
>>42565735It's gross and disrespectful.
>>42565738so you would feel bad
>>42565722YeahGosh she's hot though
>>42565727I love that word. Gets me going so much.
>>42563491qott:im definitely s rank
>>42565745if you can avoid thirsting for wren in here it'd be nice. there's some bad history. you know how it on here
>>42565744No, if I were to continue interacting with you I might. By ending things the moment they should end I'll know I handled the situation perfectly and feel fine.
>>42565756its been a while! EASY s rank
>>42563491tomato S rank
>>42565757weren't you thirsting for epstein a few days ago?
>>42565770i personally do not find epstein that attractive. that was the incels if i remember right
>>42565772or i guess i should really say didn't find him that attractive. fly high angel
>>42565764hello!! hope ur well! i know ive been busy in grippy sock vacation for my ed. BUT ive been gaining weight so its going nice i think. they should make s+ rank just for me
>>42565757I know my thoughts are bad but I still feel them
>>42565757>if you can avoid thirsting for wren in here it'd be nice. there's some bad history. you know how it on hereIf you hear her side of the story on what happened she did something shitty but wasn't really told not to firmly
>>42565758what if i kept saying sorry and promised to never say that again and begged you to stay while crying, would you still never talk to me again?
>>42565727depends on context, if you just casually hit me with the can you rape me please out of the blue it would weird me outbut if we're talking and you tell me you're into cnc and want to try a scenario with me that's a little different
>>42565780bummer... its good that it's going well though! i hope they're treating u good
>>42565784I would still never talk to you again.
>>42565780That's so cool, there's a girl here called bpdmoder that was posting from grippy socks camp
>>42565781yea... i think its kinda like that for everyone. but i dunno i think you can think about why you're having thoughts like that, you know? idk i think just giving up just means you're gonna stay miserable, right?
>>42565790psychiatric hold so hot right now
>>42565789evil...
i have to go back into the frost darkness forest bbl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZkeG19Tmgw
>>42565797goodbye! be safe!
>>42565786yea the place is ok. could be better but the other girls r all super nice and i made quite a few friends! hopefully i come out of here a bit healthier. definitely the hardest thing ive ever done tho>>42565790yea i know her shes based
>>42565801they say it's darkest before the dawn, right? everyone here is rooting for you anyway!
>>42565812truuu i can do it trust. thank you ^^
>>42565791Giving up on what?As to why I want sex with wren, I'm just horny,... I don't knowMaybe I just crave affection
>>42565825don't be reposting other people's pics like that... you'll creep them outsorry I feel like I've been telling you how to live your life this whole time
whoaaaaa these cesare paciotti heels I've wanted for forever got dupes on aliex.... but I swore I would never buy shoes from there again after the last incident... and it's not like I even wear heels that much ..... need to endure....
>>42565842I really want to see you in heels...
>>42565840I don't care if wren gets creeped out>I feel like I've been telling you how to live your life this whole timeI don't think so
>>42565842theyre so pretty omg
>>42565825scp
>>42565859yeah im kinda struggling to advocate for wren also. but you get what I mean it's like a basic human dignity thing right recirculating other people's photos like that is bad I think. what do I know but. you know
blart so fat blart destroyed the chinese louisbatons
>>42565848have you really never seen me in them? i can't walk in them so well so I guess I don't wear them often these days. plus I guess I don't show my shoes in selfies very often...>>42565860they're sooooo cute right something about this one specific design is just perfect
>>42565901even worse. i picked up these little beauties, just you know something casual for the office or to get coffee, and wore them to my cousin's birthday. got way too drunk, hit on the bartender, invited everyone to the gay bar afterwards, and ate shit in the middle of the road right in front of the bouncers on the way in. thank god they knew me and still let me in. to this day I have no idea how I walked that far in these they're fucking brutal I only use them to change lightbulbs these days. it's fun to be tall though
>>42565842i must have these
oh so that's what the rare earthquake in britain was from
>>42565903Never seen you in heels ):
>>42565903yea theyre just right i want them too nowwwwi had breakfast wahoo
gn cg
goodnight everyonei love you all
>>42565914they'd be totally cute with that dress you have with the really high thigh slits right? >>42565926there was an earthquake??? when was this???>>42565927maybe I'll have to dig them out for you some day! not today though I'm already sleep deprived and I'm not talking photos while I figure out the fake tan and nail dyeing situation
>>42565928wahooo!!!!>>42565956goodnight!!!!>>42565957goodnight to you also!!!
the definitive fruit tier list, including the ones ive never had
>>42565956>>42565957sleep well you two >>42565962strawberry L
And would anyone care for a bath?
>>42565979who is in ur top 5 cg trannies
>>42565988DiscordiaDiscordiaDiscordiaDiscordiaDiscordia
My favorite fruits are the posters here
>>42565973strawberry b! b is good!
>>42565988That information is Highly Classified>>42565995LMAO
twilex = trans women
>>42566057What is stored deep within your lekku
>>42566083i think the lekku is the hair things so mine has my massive human brain
>>42566057I'm assuming lekku are the balls
my penis area smells bad
>>42566098Wash and perfume your area
guys i have to confessI'm a cata sage turned me into a human bc I was too lazy so she made me have to be lazy as a human to see how bad it is.the only way for me to turn back into a cat is to stop being lazy but I don't think I can do it
I need you to start emotionally preparing for the day you see a CD or something with a CD on it marketed as retro or vintage
>>42566119this honestly explains a lot
>>42566128is this not already happening though
Big man Blastoise
>>42566107ill do it later
my dad has been calling me cum dumpster ever since i came out as trans, he will literally greet me with "hey cum dumpster" even in public
is it worth getting my hair evened out if i lose 2+ inches in length
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ZK4WaYYhA
>>42566136i haven't seen it.... but it's overdue right
>>42566180i dunno! depends what's more important to you. i think asymmetry can be kinda cute it's modern. but I like short hair too
>>42566128>I need you to start emotionally preparing for the day you see a CDi think i saw one on the train the other day, like a good old fashioned crossie with shitty makeup and half a beard and awful heels he couldn't walk in and an uncomfortably short skirt. some woman looked at him and then looked at me with a shocked expression like are you seeing this shit and i'm just there thinking like. ma'am i dont think you realize this but im a tranny i'm not that many steps removed from just being that person.>>42556933haista nyymi vittu
>>42566178>t. cum dumpster
>>42566205woah i didnt know music could sound this trash, ty for sharing
>>42566213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftcFKr8nXmk
>>42566212:,( stop it
>>42566211LMAO that situation where you're expected to be like WHAT IS THIS TRANNY DOING HERE is always my favourite. i feel obliged to make a big show of taking the side of the crossie I'll try and do the same shocked indication to them
>>42566220>blade why do trannies have such awful music taste, guess you like 100gecs too
>>42566221you should reclaim it.... it's trash can not trash can't... you can be a cum dumbster or a cum dumpstar. i believe in you
>>42566227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedkKccl2wc
>>42566227I could hit shuffle on my playlist and make you orgasm with the first song that plays
>>42566229okay youre redeemed bestie sorry https://youtu.be/HQmmM_qwG4k?si=ka2iJIo8X4k8HY32
>>42566206oh yeah but on a serious note it's definitely happening already. like go to urban outfitters they're full of that stuff already. >>42566225i feel sorta guilty for not doing that but like. in my defense it was 2AM i was coming home from Helsinki where i first went to a motorcycle expo with my dad which made me feel so out of place and anxious that i had to throw up halfway through, and after that had a tinder date where i found out that my date owned over 10 uranium glassware items but didn't have a bed. nah but actually it was really fun i was just incredibly exhausted at that point.
>>42566237Hot take, but Led Zeppelin bore mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwD6iPwQeA
>>42566180Probably. Why are you awake
>>42566232youtube.com/watch?v=kbz-IZnQWXImy music taste is so good
>>42566247very hot take but its finehttps://youtu.be/pXPJjNIz6VA?si=TlXiNdFE3S_Fub02
dude stop im so fucking good it's not even funny im scaring myself. Jugo in 2 with ONE green and no oranges. holy fucking shit T_T
>>42566208maybe...1 problem is im so committed to my blunt bangs n it feels weird with an assymetrical look. i did see this one girl w a tiktok having a v similar hairstyle to one i have now so. that made me a feel a lil better.but itll never beat my long hair =w=
>>42566267forks on a carpet
>>42566267forks on a carpet, whats the image im supposed to see?
>>42566278shut up dude
>>42566270and tenten in one, dont play with me
>>42566278that's what you're supposed to see, it's one of those things where your brain doesn't figure it out at first so it looks like those forks are holes in some kind of bannister or something. the purple appears to be the foreground and the forks to be the background.
>>42566286aww i thought it was like picrel or the blue gold dress thing
>>42566295The forks are gold
also feel like eye is by far the easiest, BUT, still, tayuya in one
>>42566229Holy fuck this might be the heaviest track I have ever heard... thank you anon. Proper evil shit
>>42566229imcomprehensiblescreamingslop
froot list
>>42566258Damn 4.2k views that is a deep cut, I really liked it. You like metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7Dz4bh5UE
>>42566307you;ve never had a tangerine?
