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coconut oil footjobs
>>42624536The ones over at >>42554778 if you want recommendations just ask away
>>42624541Dangerously based
>tfw ugly as shit but truly loved by someone beautiful in every way
boxcordsisters.....
>>42624541if you want really soft skin, old piss stored in a jar for a month so it has a high ammonia content works wonders, smells bad, but nothing is better
>>42624566I meant >>42624534
>>42624601i just want to be jerked off by a nice pair of feet
>>42624604oh i don't go over there, thanks tho
>>42624601>t. Indian
>>42624593Good, I needed a reason to quit my addiction to erotica RPs
The fucking nerve.>>42624538Zoomercaust when?
>>42624593holden wept
>>42624601I'll take your word for it, but I think I'm gonna stick with my $3 lotion from the drugstore
>>42624626feels more chinese to me
>>42624610I want to try this some day.
so, a group of people want to be the first thrown into a volcano and not just a single person?
Boomers that think zoomers are stupid are Dunning-Kruger sufferers. You're just that retarded soorryy
>>42624687if they’re not stupid then why can’t they do anything
>>42624631what's a erotica RP
zoomers are scared of phone calls they can’t be that bright is all i’m saying if you took a chimpanzee out of the rainforest it could handle hearing a voice come out of a phone
>>42624687My boomer boss complains about the zoomer stare all the time but if you press him on what he was doing beforehand it's always some karen shit. God I wish I had the same skill to just tune him out.
>>42624626actually it's something i learned in the U.S. military lolits how the Romans and Greeks use to heal wounds and stuff
I hope the GabeCube finally kills Windows
>>42624593I think this tweet is relatedhttps://x.com/MichaelAArouet/status/2011490242922967093Catfishing is going to be nuts
If I could avoid talking on the phone forever I would.
>>42624696Plenty of zoomers are retarded as hell but the boomer mindset is crazy. Don't teach them to do anything and then blame them for not knowing how. Cause and effect was never the boomer's strong suit tbf
>>42624623Love all that scruff and the cute lil bellybutton
>>42624642you can stick to your own urine, its free https://www.auajournals.org/doi/10.1016/j.juro.2016.02.100
Asleep on my hand after belly rubs.
>>42624696We can do stuff we just prefer not to>>42624727I still dont really know what the zoomer stare is lol
>>42624836dawwwI missed this one in my bookmarks.More treats for sweet Timur.Annnnnd nowwww... pizza for boomer.The delivery guy was nice and spoke pretty good English for a heathen camel jockey.
>>42624858"connection error"
>>42624871Mmmmm apples.......Thank you Boomy. Enjoy the pizza. I'm a little bit jelly.
>>42624843>zoomer stareIgnoring someone while making eye contact. Basically waiting for the tantrum to pass.
My barber told me I should trim down my beard on the cheeks because it makes me jaws look giant, but like... isn't that the whole point of facial hair? I have very strong facial hair too, so it isn't about quality either
>>42624767it's a shame that so many work from home jobs require talking on the phone
>>42624900All bodies should be hairless from the eyebrows down
I wish there was a gay barbershop for gays who want to cut hair homoerotically
>>42624923nudist barbers already exist babe
>>42624893lol I would share with you if you like extra cheese, extra sauce, sausage, onion, green pepper, black olives and pepperoni.Thats a beautiful cat btw. Thank you for sharing it.
>>42624833I'd rather pay for lotion than smell like a truck stop bathroom, but thanks for the tip
>>42624916
>>42624923always trying to sexualise everything baka
>>42624935Will you be offended if picking off the sausage? (I love sausage but not the mystery meat pizza places call it)Thank you, he is my old man cat I love him so very much.
i want a gay boyfriend
>>42624955>I love sausagegaywhat does your dad think of your homosexuality
>>42624955lol ofc not. You know you would get whatever you want if we had dinner.Let me rephrase that...
>>42624964He's a very catholic russian so....
>>42624900Lets see it
>>42624978Oh?
>>42624964He's just happy his daughter likes men. Not a fan of the roundabout way she got there of course but in the end all's well.
>>42624784it’s not all their fault but at the same time anyone can learn almost anything in the world for free
>>42624900the point of facial hair is to look attractive and clearly yours doesn't, take the hint
>>42624931Where?
>>42625002I hate to think how my life would have been if I was a daughter instead.
>>42625004But why would they? Boomers are going to the grave and dragging the world down with them. Better to just calmly wait until they go away. Thus the stare.
>>42625024Sephiroth is black now?!
>>42624978>>42624999
>>42624999is jager timur? jw
>>42625033that’s how stupid people think though so we are back to square one
i love how asian bottoms will get with all sorts of different tops:https://www.redditp.com/u/ericnvee/submitted
>>42624999lol
>>42625041Yes.
>>42624958You know he has a nice fat butt when he's bent over but his hole isn't showing because of them cheeks
>>42625024Niggaroth
aaaaany minute now
>>42625059This guy's my least favorite wmam. The constant "tell me I'm better than your wife" shtick gets old. Had some great dildo riding cosplay back in the day tho.
It's Rodney, bitch
>>42625149post rodhole
>>42625149I'm the only cute animal here, ugly dog.
>>42625149
>>42625170… I'm Mr. "You want a pic of me hole?" tryin' and pissin' me offWell, get in line with the >>42625176 who's flippin' me offHopin' I'll resort to some havoc, end up settlin' in courtNow, are you sure you want a pic of me hole? >>42625194Hi Deltoid :3
do you ever like finish feeling depresseddoes it ever stopI've heard for years and years that it's only temporary, but in reality it's the only thing that's stayed with me all this time
>>42625075Zoomers can read analog clocks? Who knew.
>>42625176so was that kim in that video prior?
>>42625278I'm a zillennial and struggle with them occasionallynot ridiculously so, but it still takes a second to get a feeling for what time it is
ok no more shizer trip cuz my autofill is gone after system reset and im also getting the 4 part captcha rn ughhttps://x.com/GriadSecond/status/2021235733579628947need french nerd bf now to pronounce games funnily for me
>>42625305My phone is on "military" time so that if I wake up during twilight and look at the time, I am not confused about whether it is morning or night.
leave the evil government alone >:(
>>42625330Looks like a monkey. I'd take a footjob but he's not meeting the parents.
I feel like we shouldn't breed animals, because it's kinda like playing God and there can be only one true God
i was watching teletubbies and i think i understand now... fats commune with G*d through television. idk remember when watching television used to be alt? now they all watch it. but not like most people are surfing they just watch a single channel all day.but anyway after i came to that realization after watching teletubbies i thought about if people who watch nature documentaries all day are being programmed by animals? like some people dont listen to people at all or even want to act like a person but will act like an animal. does watching too many hours of animalplanet make them like that? i wonder how people can be in such a worse place than being programmed by medical doctors.
>>42625463hes rly my type on top of cute french
>>42625488We made dogs. We don't fuck everything up.
>>42625347based and same
>>42625501most pure bred dogs are fucked up
>>42625536oy vey cool it with the antisemitism
>>42625488>there can be only one true god According to who?
>>42625578guess
>>42625595jews
>>42625536You know, since every dog who isn't abandoned is bred, collectively, by the entire human race, your average standard dog is essentially the main product of dog breeding. "Pure bred" dogs are weird, specialty breeds.
>>42625488We played god the moment we started writing verses and claiming god said it.
justice 4 norma jean
I just learned about a fetish called "mindfuck" it's about getting fucked in the brain through the ears and it's popular with furries
need sadistic bf who cuts off body parts so he can have more control over me
>>42625675your art fits your personality
>>42625704u mean I have a charming if a little rough personality?
>>42625720your art is lazy, vapid and self-indulgent, you've been posting it for at least a year daily, but you have 0 improvement to show for itcongrats, you earned this:
man bruh all the time travelers that wouldve been have already done all the travelling that was ever done up until now.i wonder how much of history has been made by time travelers. i think theyre right we are gonna get crowded with time traveling beings in the future. mostly because time travelers are becoming better understood so theyll be more comfortable showing themselves.
>>42625780I definitely have improved tho
>>42625035lmaowig
>>42625536why not just take an issue with inbreeding a breed to excess then? doesn't seem theres any problem or god complex in breeding in general
>>42625674I'm more into mind_break but over the last 5 years YET AGAIN it's been co-opted by trannies. Crushing (which i'm also into).
Which is the artist and which is the story writer? I need to know who I am mad at. I think both have cheated me on my due (You)s.
>>42625780lmfao havent thought of that but its on pointgn
>>42625804It's really only you me and thorny in here. And I'm not too certain about you.
>>42625822:(
>>42625826i wasnht here till literally this postgoing eepy and checking thread for lulz
>>42625674gurochan is old
https://youtu.be/fAiEf3lIDM4
i need a bf who looks like hidetatsu takeuchi
...I often wonder how normal it is to have four different beverages poured by my battle station.
>>42625275its because ur insaneu cant do anything, wont do anythingwant to be a woman, but cantthe humanoid brain needs goals and goals need meaningor it eats itself
>>42625895bourbon scotch beer aaaaand baileys?
>calls it a battle stationi think you are pretty fuckin far from normal
Penis hurts but me want masturbate
I WANT TO MARRY LEON AND BOIXD AND ENGAGE IN ETERNAL YAOI GAY HEAVENt.Stas
>>42625899I can and do do stuffdon't want to be a womanetc who even is this
>>42625928
>>42625928pain is weakness leaving your dick
I have like a 1000 reddit gold
>>42625983what is things that couldn’t be tortured out of me
>>42625983What is that?
>>42625983Made an acct to post in r/meats about different cuts of beef. System wouldn't let me cuz no gold and new acct. Posted in r/cows instead and got down voted to hell cuz it was all fat women posting ai cows in flower crowns. Now i cant post anywhere. I don't understand that place.
>>42625965>>42625971Anything for the troops!
i like to go to r/bpd and make them feel bad about themselves
i like to go to r/dbd and make them feel good about themselves
>>42626055larper larping larpers
Bugman lifestyle starting to make sense to me. I basically only spend time on the toilet, on the couch, standing in front of the stove, and in bed. Why pay for all the in between stuff?
evens cutodds get alcohol and drink itdubs get joint and smoke it
>>42623873I'm sorry. That sounds really difficult. But I believe you will make it through <3>>42623944>lol yeah thats it. They didn't stuff it so full of candy back then though, so you got more tasty ice cream.It's been a while since I've had it but I remember it being one of my favorites!>I think these bastards got me talked into pizza. I don't think I can trust these local fuckers to pull off a cheesesteak yet. The last time they sent me a delivery guy that looked like they found him at an AA or homeless shelter and the ones before that have all been incompetent foreigners. The last one they sent delivered my soup spilled everywhere and I called and pitched a major bitch and got a refund and haven't ordered since. But now gaygen has me thinking about pizza, so...I'm sorry about your bad delivery experience! I usually prefer to go out. I hope you enjoy your pizza if you decide to get one!>I keep saying I want to set up a movie chat for gaygen like I used to run for others but I never get around to setting up an account somewhere that does them. They are all new to me and I don't know how long it takes to learn the ropes on these new places. Everything is so damn involved.I don't know about it either but it sounds exciting! I like movies. :)
>>42626190Carve faggot into your arm and post it
>>42625934I want to constantly fuck with them and cuddle 4ever~! :3
>>42626220I don't like carving words or symbols, it feels tackyslashing lines have movement and emotion in them
>>42626264God forbid we have any fum around here
>>42626264Don't self harm s2
>>42626264Oh no wait do that cool S from the aughts
>>42626298season 2 already?
Good night.Ps: leify is faggot
>>42626298s2?>>42626321nyooo I decided to not cut
you should engage in more healthy forms of attention seeking behavior like posting your ass and or hole and not cutting yourself like a bpd teenage girl making frerard compilations on youtube
>>42626350I remember yorking it to leafy's cock. Better days. >>42626375So it was all just for attention? Shocked!!!!! Say it ain't so
>>42626428Lead by example. Be the hole you want to see in the gen
>>42626449im ok
All hail eternal gay sex on estrogen while obliterating scarlet moons
i dont hate fems
*dribbles pre* >.<
>>42626070?
>>42626428is it true you became a bbt?
im so glad i dont need to produce offspring
never seen a buzz cut improve how someone looks
>>42626560Guys with fine textured or thinning hair usually look better with it short
>>42626541whats that?>>42626560yeah hot guys with buzzcuts are typically hot with other haircuts but like a young eminem the buzzcut was iconic to the look. I cant picture him with anything else being better
>>42626560everyone likes me more with one
>>42626603big beautiful twink it’s like a bbw but a twink
>>42626431no, I decided to not cut bc my mum asked if I was being safe, and I said yes so now I don't want to be lying. cutting isn't for attention>>42626547so is the rest of humanity
>>42626603>eminemEW straight
>>42626624stop saying mum you fuckin hick
>>42626635y r u so upset
>>42626651i’m not it’s just ludicrous for a deliverance type nigga to be typing mum
if you say me mum died in the holly in your best english accent i will forgive you
>>42626667I'm not a delivery driver idk why that would even make it weird to say mum
>>42626623im not fat>>42626633straights compose the majority of hot guys
>>42626699hes callin you appalachian
https://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8
>>42626708oh ok but I'm not tho so idk why he would
i think the world is a better place with no more mes
>>42626801i like the mes they are funny little guys
mtv needs more antinatalist propaganda
>>42626836you should get poor people hooked on antinatalism desu
libs (i.e. cryptofascists) be like "ummmmm chinaman isnt inclusive you have to use chinaperson"
>>42626560I always used to love shaving back down to a buzzcut when my hair got too long and letting the cycle start again but then it started to thin and I had no choice but to keep it buzzed.
I'm deleting again. Fuck you all I'm never coming back. See you tomorrow.
>>42626866persyns of china
>>42626836they should make a show about nick fuentes already.. or like a documentary about any loud, opinionated young person
>>42626866as a cryptofascist, pls do not associate us with libs and neoloberals
>>42626667isn't mum how the british spell and speak it? i grew up in the south and no one i know ever called their mom that, they usually say momma or memaw (for grandmother)
>>42626955yes that's the correct way to say and spell mum
antinatalism jokes would be so cool but theyre impossible to make (challenge impossible)
I can't sleep. I love my bf so much guys.
>>42627042is he real
mensa's next conquest.. mtv
need feeder bf (i'm hungry and too lazy to cook)
>>42627113okay but i get to punch you in the stomach after so you purge
>>42627135HOT
>>42627135???what's the point of feederism if the feedee doesn't get fat
>>42627060My bf? Yes.
>>42627307proof?
Thoughts on blue collar and redneck bottoms?
I just want a bf so long as he's white, taller than me, older than me, stronger than me, attractive to me and finds me attractive, intelligent, exclusively top and dominant, sadistic, good hearted, maybe a bit misanthropic, not a pedophile or fat, and yet it seems like even those basic standards are too much for most meninb4 most men wouldn't find me attractive lol
hey
>>42627324You want timestamp too?
>>42627446pole would be fine actually
>>42627060a real dog haha!
squeak
>>42627526Where does the dog joke come from?
i will literally never have a bf
>>42627555…or will you?
