i dont think i'll ever understand liking feet. i mean i dont dislike them but they dont do anything for me.

>>42630070
you've never had a foot massage obviously or had soft feet pressed up against your cock and balls

I like foot jobs

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>>42630070
Not OP but for me feet are appealing for several reasons:
>the shape (arches are aesthetic, toes are cute)
>the texture (very soft)
>the sensitivity and expressiveness (if you massage or tickle them)
>the fact they're often concealed, so seeing them naked is erotic

>>42629977
the state of polish women...

all people with twink or foot fetish belong in a blender

>>42630090
That's straight people problems. What is it to ya?

shiza is not a good traditional polish woman

>>42630099
t. fat amputee

>>42630103
She is a Russian spy with a thick ass accent that will punch you in the face.

How do Asian people extricate themselves from a whipipo board such as this? Half of the general can't even speak English.

my bf is polish and cute :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsfIB98b-8c

>>42630101
the national cause

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I was told yesterday that I had good foot job genetics

Monkey Alarm!!!

Sometimes I finger my buttons and pretends it’s Caesars pickle

>>42630133
I looked up the stats. You guys have about 38 mil people. That's a pretty hefty number especially given yall neighbors like Czech republic and Slovakia.

>>42630121
>polish and cute
lol

>>42630173
pop number isnt very meaningful compared to % of pensioners and birthrates

I hate americans, because they invented mormons

Do the Poles feel themselves German? I know people in the Netherlands believe they are a province of Indonesia.

>>42630215
only the silesians

Twink feet stomping twink shit down the shower drain

Masc top feet stomping on twink nuts

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what kind of person do you think generates images like this?

>>42630173
>Czech republic and Slovakia
these used to be one single country but they later broke up. it's not poland's fault that poland never split it's cheeks right in ze middle :s

>>42630587
Jews

my eyes hurt so much today

>>42630604
what did you do? too much screen time mayhaps? or lack of zleep? or perhaps a headache? or too long hanging upside down cause youre a vampire?

>>42630587
women

everything on the internet is mind control made by gay jews

>>42630618
That's the impression I get. It's funny how AI image websites are just full of "solo characters." It's just various male and female characters (mostly female) of various shapes and sizes. I see that particular kind of off-putting "Asian-esque male with a big jaw and big lips"-style on there quite a bit.

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its a nice chill morning today here in nyc. look, pigeons

what am I if I'm straight but with a twink fetish

>>42630650
this is what all straight men were prior to modernity

>>42630650
a noble man who recognizes beauty and order

>>42630650
Bisexual

>>42630650
then you are bisexual or gay, not straight also pls be my bf if you are over 35 and 6 ft

>>42630650
Are you rich?

>>42630650
>what if I'm gay in denial

>>42630639
who the hell is feeding rats

>>42630587
hapsburg chinks

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>>42630587
splittin

>>42630699
those are pigeons, silly

>>42630715
flying rats

>>42630594
this doods pix are revolting by now...
u either put out or rope!
same ducking pic everytime too, schizoid narcissistic disorder

>>42630723
>flying rats
those are bats, silly

>>42630215
no one cares what schweine think!

>>42630726
did your toe heal, thornypoo? or did it turn into cancer?

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why are white boys so goddamn fuckable?

>inb4 sauce
wyatt cushman

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>>42630741
had to amputate

>>42630758
>had to amputate
hot

>>42630758
Was? Das ist der horrendous

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>>42630756
mist deformed narcissist ive seen these past weeks

>>42630756
he has an onlyfans where he blurs the face and the dick. what's the point

What's a good basedjack?

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>>42630813
money and cucks
>>42630814
none

>>42630841
>cucks
this has to be a mental illness. i will never relate

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>>42630856
its live porn for small ducked failed tops where they imagine themselves as the bull giving the best exstasy experience to the btm

here entertain uself gigi
tschööööö

do you think trump's obsession with loyalty stems from his lack there of? we can see through the 90's he and jeffrey were friends after jeffrey introduce melania to him even up to the birthday card in 2003, but then in 2005 trump ratted jeffrey out.

people think the file confirming trump snitched on jeffrey exhonerates him. it does not. it only proves that he was a two faced weasel. a psychopath willing to sacrifice long term friendships for short term gain. that's atleast 15 years of friendship that we could see documented in public media. so what happened? he snitched on jeffrey after getting caught for something else as an exchange or quid pro quo. it means trump is neither loyal nor integrous when other files implicate or trump. it's like you guys do know what a plea bargain is.

>>42630892
Idc about trump at all

>>42630890
they think they're the top? lmaooooo

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>>42630890
This 100% true. Most theory (including that in math and natural sciences) is absolutely fucking useless. But they teach them as if it's God's last word all the same.

>>42630943
tell me ur a moron without telling me ur a moron, well, u actually told everyone

>>42630892
i feel like the 2016 scare about him being a deranged fascist dictator might have been justified in hindsight

>>42630939
ask shiza

>>42630953
If idiot fucks like you read a single math book and did 3 exercises in it you would begin to understand a little bit of it.

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>>42630796
shut up and let me love some hot white boys, hurensöhn >:(

>>42630983
this is the best he's ever looked

>>42631018
>sailor moon
cardcaptor sakura is superior

Why are men heterosexuals? Why don't they realize its in their self-interest to be homosexual

>>42631041
why do you care about heterosexual men first place

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oh yea?

>>42631061
has he posted hole

>>42631068
why're you curious

that's it, i'm joining nato

>>42631059
All guys I have liked were straight and there is a guy in my class who I find cute but is straight

>>42631076
i'm curious about every man's hole, as long as they aren't damaged

>>42631085
but emotionally damaged men are the best ones?

>>42631078
Turkey is about to leave NATO

>>42631093
no, damaged holes. i'm not into hemorrhoids and rosebuds and shaved holes. i like well cared for holes

imagine that there is a virtual simulation game where you can not just see and hear but it also simulates smell and touch. you can create your own customizable world, narratives and characters. and everything is high def max pro hp 4k and all that jazz
would you even bother to leave your house or try to meet new people after that? gib hawnest answers only

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>>42631117
what do you have against shaved holes? they aint never hurt nobody

smooth, shaved holes are perfect

How's it going fellow concordians?

>>42631145
shaved holes are repulsive. people can do what they want but i can't relate to anyone who shaves their hole

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>>42631132
Somebody wants to get hooked upto the experience machine

>>42631083
These guys are the ones that want to burn you alive

Erika Kirk

>>42631117
>>42631166
you couldnt be more wrong. smooth clean hole is the greatest, hairy holes are offputting.

>>42631159
i ate too much and now my tummy is upset. the human body can't process more than 3000 calories from one meal you end up just shitting out the rest. some doesn't even break down, so you'll literally shit out chewed up lettuce.

>>42631188
No not really. I told drunk the second want I wanted him and we continue to be friends. I don't like in the Middle East

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you should be careful while using grindr
it’s filled with right wingers blackmailing gays now

>>42631205
yeah sure, i don't really care about the opinions of anti hole hair people

can we play a new game?
i call it:
>epstein or bourdain
it's a test of the face blindness of people as they confuse the two. they think obama did an interview with epstein ten years ago. he was having dinner with anthony bourdain....
and they say i'm the face blind autist because i can't remember people's names. no i just have brain damage. wait til i start getting alzheimers. pray it's not dementia.

>>42631274
Other way around sweetie. It's your patriotic duty to out these closeted conservatives

>>42631322
It was the right wingers that blackmailed Glenn Greenwald, be aware

i hate that ahh bihh dihh anon so much

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>>42631018
slain, not slayed reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>42631340
empty your big ballocks on my face

>>42631332
What did Glenn Greenwald do other than be an idiot

ya know. no matter how much i accept that they're retarded, it never gets any easier to manage my emotions when they do retarded shit.

Good morning! ^-^

>>42629687
Me too~

>>42631399
i want to put my penis in you

>>42631399
show dealdough in ahh pls

Do you think do you the world is getting better or worse

>>42631415
Oh gosh :s

>>42631424
Omg noo

>>42631437
bout the same give or take

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went for a bike ride and caught up with a friend but the whole way there every time i saw a couple i had the urge to run into them.

>>42631437
worse

>>42630008
Gay man, married to a man, a female friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend and I can't stop thinking about fucking her. I doubt she's interested, I've never had doubts about my sexuality, why does this shit pop up in my late 30s?

>>42631439
why are you acting like you don't want a man to put his penis in you

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What would be the gay equivalent of picrel?

>>42631468
post hole

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lol my bf sent me this he's kinda cute sometimes

we dont normally do much for valentines but i kinda wanna do something for him because he's had a hard time at work recently but idk what to do. what does a gamer twink who likes smoking weed and drinking want for valentines?

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>>42631476
i love asuka

>>42631505
a gangbang

>>42631437
For me it's better when someone or something is gained, but worse when someone or something is lost

>>42631505
Me and my bf are making this classic Cuban dish that takes like 4 hours to cook so we usually cook it the day before and then eat it the next day. I typically buy him flowers and we have wine and a nice quiet night together

>tn republicans calling bad bunny's super bowl half-time performance gay pornography
was it cause ricky was there?

>>42631534
republicans literally hate fun and happiness, especially non white fun and happiness

>>42631473
Can we talk about cuddling and kissing instead? (@_@;)

tfw nobody to spend Valentine's Day with
maybe I should get fucked by some random guy off grindr or whatever

>>42631534
who gives a fuck about a half time show aren't there like more important things going on in the country or the world

>>42631556
we can do that while my penis is in you

just accidentally knocked my instant ramen onto the carpet. fuck my chud life

>>42631505
Can I have one of those
Minus the weed and drinking

>>42631534
A male dancer probably got too close to another male dancer

>>42630184
what's wrong with Mormons?
https://www.youtube.com/warch?v=09xWQao-Yss

>>42631625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09xWQao-Yss

what are us single ladies doing for ourselves on valentine's day?

i love profanitysm...
the "bitch" that started it all was an asian girl d*m that was the emporer of china. shes the stupidest person of all mankind despite being pussy. it confuses people so much how stupid she is they doubt shes even pussy

i am NOT in denial about pussy parapalegic

>>42631687
what happened to your brain?

>>42631687
even worsety... shes nt even inbred... so terrible

>>42631657
jacking off drinking and killing myself

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What's up gays?

I woke up with headache and sore swollen lip. Wtf

pussy rly shouldnt go to china imo just study it and know the "bitch" that started the trend of "bitch" to begin with
more penis should def go to china tho. thats the most annoying part.

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I'm glad I'm not alone on Valentine's day

i hate stem

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>>42631189

>not social enough to have a bf or have sex (only "tried" once)
>social enough to not be a robot
I belong nowhere...

>>42631749
why your pussy lips swollen if your man didn't take a visit?

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>>42630968
in cuck fantasy its not rly abt imagining yourself as the top u can watch regular porn for that, its abt sexualizing the humilation and inferiority aspects with some psychosexual response to anxiety thrown in for good measure

>>42631749
I want socialist belarussian big slavic cock to destroy me in an act of love

>>42631772
She is cartoonishly evil.

Is it cuck if the cuck isn't humiliated?

I have the fantasy of an homophobic straight guy forcing me to try to date women and then he cucks me and afterwards he beats me for not getting a woman and being a faggot

old songs are the best evarrrr

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>>42631819
I think she's just a lesbian who got tired of playing the tradwife role which is why she gives off such weird energy.

>>42631835
interesting

>>42631772
It's funny that her husband being murdered is the best thing to ever happen to her. Rest in piss Charlie

I want to try sucking Latino-Asian cocks, whatever happened to the 2 Filipino posters in this thread?

>>42631865
I also hav another one of a sonewhat homophobic gyy making me fuck a woman and when I am about to pull up he presses his body against me and so i cum in her and he congratulates me while I think in despaie how now I am forced to be a parent and marry and get a jib to support it and he is happy just because of that. Sometimes I imagine myself in the future being finally "normal", and I thank him

>>42631772
The way his friends and family treat his death almost makes me feel bad for Charlie

>>42631883
pull out*
Also in the future being finally normal and accepting and being happy that i am no longer a fag

>>42631884
If he was chad thry would not be mocking him. Rverything comes down to looks

>>42631883
That is hot until the last sentence

yeah the lower to the bottom of the list the more i hated that trait.

(i am reeally not team nature but if u want i can if u liekz and itll be scarehs but u can watch if wnats.. prob nt 4the faint of heart tho Lulz)

>>42631884
his family and the right cashing in as hard as they can on his death while not caring at all about him, and the left memeing his death endlessly. its perfect and hilarious.

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>>42631872
i want a guy to pretend he's straight and is on a phonecall with his girlfriend as he's plowing me

>>42631916
Thanks god someone finds it hot too. I don't always imagine the future, since it weirds me out sometimes, I don't like this fantasies in general but the tjought of a well-dressed guys pressing his body against me and dooming me to a normative life and congratulating me for something I didn't evem wish is so hot, he is also very hot in my fantasies
Both of them (the violently homophobic and cucker and this one) fuck me in my fantasies before wanting to turn me straight, that comes after

(the mindzzzzzzz)

>>42631936
Wait, I realized it was timur saying it was hot. You imagine yourself as the guy right??? Not aa the woman? If it is the second I no longer am happy you also find it hot

>>42631923
This nigga really didn’t have a friend in the world sad

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>>42631952
Why tf would I imagine as the woman?

>>42631968
A, ты вeдь Tимyp. A чe ты тoгдa пиздишь чтo ты нe yмeeшь гoвopить пo-pyccки?

imperial vs royalty .... hmmm
yeah they arent the same thing lol

theres only one imperial in the room and it is CHINA

shiza's wild wild west

Cyдя пo твoим пocтaм тeбe eщe лeт этaк 10 пpeждe чeм ты бyдeшь гoвopить пo-aнглийcки нa хoть кaкoм-тo ypoвнe.

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>>42632008
Because I'm American.

>>42631968
Aren't you trans? Maybe it was autotransphobia

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I just bought this jacket on sale for $150. great deal
Note: i am not the asian model in the photo

We should all speak some shitty made up language like tagalog or hungarian

>>42631527
post food pics

>>42632046
No. Not trans.

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also holy fuck why is the captcha an IQ test now

>>42631601
post pix

>>42632049
What are you wearing it with?
>>42632056
Mmm I don't know who I should believe, you or thorny
>>42632058
To filter retards like you

>>42631657
never cared about valentines at all
dumber than christmas

>>42632058
dey want your money

>>42632049
>this jacket on sale for $150
lol
lmao even!

Anyone here tried fent?

>>42632066
>What are you wearing it with?
i ordered online so idk yet. itd look good with a denim or chambray shirt and off-white pants
>To filter retards like you
thats discriminatory against retards

>>42632093
no, why?

>>42632032
schnauze schweinehund

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>>42632051
Ox tail

>>42632115
looks bad
the meat should be grilled till brown first imo always...
what spices?

>>42632111
lass in ihn ruhe ich würd ihn rein lassen in die spalte auch wenn ich sehr eng bin

>>42631657
Killing local happy couples on sight and masturbsting to winter sports competitors
>>42632097
You should post a pic of the fit when it arrives
>thats discriminatory against retards
Sad

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Also ordered a new belt to replace my thrifted one. $50 for top quality leather made in USA because i bought it from some horse goods company instead of an overpriced corporate brand

>>42632115
what do you eat on the side with this? rice?
>>42632071
trueeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktz7vc70hZ8

>>42631931
is this ai or photoshop
whats going on with his head?

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I only sleeped a short time and feel like somebody stomped my head and face.

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>>42632115
EWWWWWWWW WTFFF

>>42632139
$50 for a belt is overpriced though. You fashionbros are silly.

>>42632137
schizo

>>42632145
good

>>42632162
hahah war nur spaß weil ich hab geschlechtskrankheiten

>>42632164
No why do you say good?

>$50 for top quality leather made in USA because
they really are right when they say that broke peepoh remain broke cause they cant manage money...

I love twinks

>>42632121
Presentation is not my string suit but I assure you it's very good. Of course the meat is browned. The ox tail is seasoned with olive oil, salt, pepper, cumin, rosemary, cayenne, and some onions sauce and then browned. Then you take it out and sautée a fuck ton of veggies, bay leafs, saffron, and brown sugar. Then you add the meat back in and turn it over every half hour for four hours. Refrigerate over night, scoop out the fat that's congealed at the top the next day before reheating, and the meat falls off the bone at that point. I've suggested making something different for our anniversaries and Valentine's but the bf wants this every time.

>>42632179
Im very transphobic

>>42632170
hat dein transformer dir stds mit gks uebersetzt lol
>>42632191
they dont luv u

>>42632139
Yeah you serve it with rice.
>>42632148
Anon's first reaction to seeing "a stew."

idk more ppl need to be more cognizant of their gains and losses
like you can definitely die from winning (gaining) too much just as much as you can die from losing (losing) too much.
d*ms tend to win more than they lose which can be a problem if you cant figure out the prior detail. and s*bs tend to lose more than they win which isnt rly the worst problem in the world. dying is probably the worst end result lolololol which can happen if you arent aware of the detail that you can die from having too much or too little.

KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE

>>42631757
I hate you

>>42631772
>>42631819
I don't get it what's happening

i just wanna know why when they're deposing you about epstein do you deflect to immigration
if they're asking you if there's evidence if a crime and we have thousands of files of evidence of crimes committed and you say no, you are complicit in a rico case as a co conspirator.

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>>42632195
>scoop out the fat that's congealed at the top
hmm i would have guessed that it ends up like aspic with all the gelatine cooked out of bone and tissues...

>>42632201
Do you think Timur identified with the woman in my fantasy? That possibility makes me insecure

>>42632202
>transformer
Geh zu Tiktok züruck

meat eaters are so disgusting

>>42632241
Trump is 100% a pedo and is all over those files and the administration is dragging their feet because they're trying to suss out the fallout when they're forced to release the files and there's images of Trump fully having sex with a child

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>>42632201
I'm not trans though.

egg eaters stay winning

i cant believe jager is trans :o

>>42632260
du hast nix im kopf außer einen muschi zopf muschi muschizopf

>>42632274
Post a photo of your penis plus timestamp

*fart*

>>42632202
nein shz dass kommt alles aus meinem hirn shz der einzige transformer hier ist timur shz ahahah

>>42632252
Eh it's not really gelatin it's more like a thin layer of butter that's settled at the top that makes the meal more greasy when it's hot and melted. You can't scoop out all of it but the more you scoop off the less diluted the flavor is from the fat

>>42632286
post hole
>>42632275
see above

>>42632286
Bruder was?

twinks twinks twinks twinks I'm crazy about twinks uwU

as an FTM how do I find a gay boyfriend who likes PIV

>hirn
doubt

>>42632332
try looking for a bisexual bf instead

>>42632332
You don't and I doubt you are passable enough to get a man in the first place if PIV doesn't give you dysphoria
Wait, this is bait, right?

>>42632314
ja schatz und ich sag dir noch etwas du bist für mich nix als ein gummipulloversitz und du hast eine kleine fut

>>42632332
find a straight boyfriend and just call him gay (there are definitely guys willing to do it for easy pussy)

>>42632332
Just get one of the billions of straight guys like a real factget would dumbahh bihh are you retarded?????

>>42632340
First pic of mascbot which gives me the ick

>>42632347
>du bist für mich nix als ein gummipulloversitz
Sitz auf mich bitte daddy ~~~

Do you guys ever should try to be nice more often.

>>42632385
post hole and I will

>>42632385
Im polite, I just mostly lurk though

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>>42632328
daddy

>>42632385
I'm nice

>>42632385
I'm nice to people irl. Here I wanna fight

>>42632402
polite post hole posting

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>>42632411
You put me down for my loved one's urn.

>>42632332
post holes

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I want to cry because my warts haven't gone away after two years of extremely painful treatments. I will never hold a cute boy's hands again... fucking NPC clinicians giving me the fluoride stare and telling me "2 more weeks bro" for months on end

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>>42632429
be more specific pls
I thought it was a little creepy that you put the urn off a loved one, containing their ashes, into a stuffed animal.

>>42632450
Timur did WHAT? Oh-my-gosh

>>42632450
So I can hug their ashes, and the animal itself is symbolic to them.

>>42632479
Had they given you their consent beforehand?

>>42632441
post warts
since when is wart removal painful

i fuckinf hate pj harvey

>>42632391
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I have been too open here.

Can we all forget everything i every said and start fresh?

>>42632566
I think the cuddly toy urn is fine and thoughtful.

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Does anyone know the name and socials of the ASU fratguy who mogged Clav? he's clearly a stud.

It’s so hard to take good photos of yourself nude. Does anyone have any tips?

>>42632588
what the fuck does any of that shit mean

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>>42632588
This is trying too hard. Meanwhile "need it or keep it" is timeless nonsense

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>>42632630
goblins
>>42632600
very easy

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>>42632612
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>>42632583
Thank you. I don't cuddle it anymore.

>>42632635
I should dress like this in an attempt to get men to approach me

>>42632648
still no clue
is this how tops feel when they try reading classic literature or something

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>>42632635
The best one I could get before it got to embarrassing

>>42632671
Clean ya damn mirror

>>42632671
If the booty is a little bit more perky and belly slightly more pudge, it looks very similar to my body

>>42632671
bwahahah omg clean your mirror fucking retard lamo xD
lose weight fatty, you seem to have a great ass on u, having it curve towards outside at the lower back in that leg position is insane..

I want a top to cut off my pinky toe with an axe while I'm tied up and then fuck me bc he gets so hard from seeing me in severe pain and then we'd go to the hospital but he'd say he couldn't find the toe and that I accidentally knocked the axe down onto my foot, but a week later he shows me a necklace he's wearing and it's my pinky toe preserved in resin hanging from his neck as a trophy
wouldn't that shit be so fucking hot

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>>42632671
nice slampig

>>42632600
i just take a bunch whenever i feel im looking good, keep the few that look the best and eventually have a load of decent ones for when you need them

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This has been breakfast and dinner for 2+ weeks now. Is my cholesterol fucked?

>>42632707
https://youtu.be/Lz60Bg4lusg?si=o_3bJ3gyqwHX5oHo what about ts

>>42632780
fuck that looks delicious

>>42632780
ewww

>>42632635
fuck that looks delicious

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>>42632671
I’ve tried a different mirror but I just look instantly worse when I pick up a camera

>>42632807
>>42632811

Runny egg yolks is so good.

>>42632825
I would raype your gyatt so hard bro

>>42632825
u got more of an average guy kinda body than a "takes slutty pics in the mirror" type body, but dont worry plenty of people are into average guy bods

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>>42632882
Thanks guys, I will keep trying tomorrow. I know I can look better, maybe if I stoped trying to overemphasize my butt.

>>42632142
i don't think it is but who knows? saw it here..
https://www.reddit.com/user/Far-Reaction-8779/


>>42632224
spot the difference challenge

>>42632898
Maybe you should post pole

>>42632926
I would but the whole catbox thing is too much work

>>42632933
Boo you whore

>>42632933
U js upload it and copy the link dafuq

>>42630008
Yummy

>>42632934
Nudity in the wild should be normal again.

>>42630699
Rats and pigeons are no different than faggots, we all want to live another day

I just sent my cute coworker a heart in Teams and he sent me a thumbs up in response i'm going to kms

>8 off on my favorite burrito place
I'm so blooateeed, I shouldn't have eaten so much, but the $/cal value was too good to pass up

>>42632974
I once sent a coworker a winky face and got reported to HR

>>42633000
Thats hot

>>42633000
>>42632974
You both should be drawn and quartered

>>42632990
i love when i eat so much i feel like im gonna explode it's the best feeling ever like being a pregnant

>>42632898
Are u a top?

>>42633028
Lol

>>42633028
He has a good top body.

>>42633007
Y tho

>>42630650
Same here.
Call it bisexuality, prison homo, "looks female enough", straight, whatever, I think a lot of men are like this but they don't admit it.
Not a single soul knows this, no one has ever doubted or questioned my absolute heterosexuality

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I really wish I could swim.

>>42630650
porn sick

>>42633028
I‘m a virgin but I think I’m more open to top

>>42633110
I really wish you could shut up

>>42633116
Lol qt himbo virgin i thought ur a bottom the way you stick out your gyatt for the rizzler

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>>42633110
>>42633123
I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER, I WISH I WAS A BALLER
I WISH I HAD A GUY WHO LOOKED GOOD I WOULD CALL 'EM
I WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT WITH A BAT AND A SIX FOUR IMPALA
(ok ill stop)

>>42633156
going to find where you live break in steal the taps from your bathroom and kill you for saying that

>>42633123
I wasn't here for 3 whole days

i just realised
the amazing atheist had that friend who called him cheejay
but they werent just really good friends like i innocently assumed all those years ago
they were very likely in a sadomasochistic homosexual relationship

>>42633156
My ass is one of my best assets but I’m kinda scared to top as well because I have phimosis

>>42633215
who wasn't

posting off trip doesn't mean you weren't here you absolute pants on head retard lmao

>>42633217
just cut it open bro

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>>42633011
Now I'm bloated and envious...

>>42632115
Looks acidic and the pot looks like unanodized cast aluminum. enjoy your heavy metal toxicity