Goodbye UK frens editionprev: >>42636413
>>42640367The eternal anglo strikes again
>>42640367oh christ not again
>>42640390i wish i was a jewish man's goy practice gf
>>42640387Peace bitch
Any cute girls around : D
oh thank godim still a bottom virginif i had given that away and didn't even remember it i would probably cut myself
ive accidentally unhinged my jaw twice its totally this thats changing my jaw shape - either that me not using my retainer properly oh im ngmi im ngmi
>>42640427It means you're a whore bubuleh... You aren't a gf. Booty call, maybe hyper DL fwb at best, but he'll be nervous about staying too long if you had thoughts of spooning after.
>>42640430don't worry baby I'm not going anywhere. hell will freeze over and heaven crack open before i leave my beloved husband chaseranon. im the devoted type
This is why the 30+ yo chasers are the best btw
>>42640454what's the quote. i do not know if a wife is better than a whore but i do know that they do the same job
>>42640448Poor princess, could this be OCD anxiety
i wish i wasnt ugly
>>42640474Wish granted
>>42640476it didnt work
>>42640458only if they look like timothee chalamet though
>>42640481do you want to try the hammer
>>42640469maybe...iunno...ik it has to be something thats differnt though. i can just see it
>>42640488yes pls :(
>>42640482You like twinky choids?
I spent 3 hours at the gym yesterday and for what? with each passing day, I the "ick" stare from women and trans women.my effort is spent in vain as I will never be as muscular and boyfriend worthy as a younger chaser in his 20's
>>42640481Sort but the wish comes with a curse, you get to be pretty but you will still think you’re uglyIt’s some kind of lesson I guess >>42640489When did you notice a difference
please tell me how to sate these repugnant carnal desires without disgusting and debasing myself
>>42640482one of my friends keeps calling everyone whos into him a pedo and saying he looks like a small child still, and honestly i'm starting to wonder if she's projecting or something.
>>42640502By jorking it
>>42640503yeah he looks younger than 30 but small child is way too far
>>42640468That is no way for a meydl to speak of her mother! But fr tho, most Jewish men are what we call a fonferer. Thus the proposals I would think. Make sure you meet his mother and she talks to you before you schtup the putz. You'll know because she will talk mad shit about him.
>>42640509THAT DOESN'T WORK
>>42640498Dude you are fishing way too hard for compliments...However, I will need to see your naked chest before I can pass judgement.
>>42640513yeah and honestly like. i most remember him from dune, and with that hair and styling he doesn't look any younger than 25, honestly he looks older.
>>42640500i would know if i was pretty
>>42640498dude you're very muscular and you look hot, you just act weird and creepy
>>42640528But you don’t>>42640503That doesn’t make any sense
The UK is so weird, for some reason BBC is actually a tv channel
>>42640544They watch BBC 24/7 over there
>>42640500probably like the last year n a half maybe...i just keep looking in the mirror swearing something is different and like. that was around when i misplaced my retainer a couple times n had to wait for a replacement + dislocated my jaw a couple times so. it fits...
>>42640559Can you see a difference in pictures?
>>42640520the people demand fluffy moid chests. report for finger twirling duty
>>42640567yess very much so- n when i put in my retainer it looks just like it used to >_<
Please saar just a crumb of hairy moid chest
>>42640586I literally just shaved mine wtf
I hope this doesn't make her self conscious but I absolutely love blaire's cute little red blushing nose.
>>42640591why :((
>>42640599My chest hair is really sparse apart from around my nips where it goes crazy and I hate it so I just shave it all off
>>42640582What’s the difference?
>>42640578
https://voca.ro/1cxQU5vJ9JHs dunno if i've done these songs before. completely unrelated but i've been kinda getting into elder scrolls lore recently and it pisses me off that the people who do analyses on it have like zero media literacy. like, the whole cosmology is playing madlibs with gnosticism, LOTR lore, greek mythology, hermeticism (like they just lifted the hermetic order of the golden dawn into their lore and changed one word), and general concepts of cultural anthropology. but those are all too much for the general nerd to handle, so they just go "waow did you know michael kirkbride did ten billion kilograms of cocaine and LSD and then wrote all of this, nobody could write this stuff sober haha". And that honestly pisses me off so much. Like, the influences aren't very hard to see. The creation of the world is very Ainulindalë, Lorkhan takes a lot from Melkor as well as from gnostic concepts of the demiurge, hell the way that Anu and Padomay are set up is very reminiscent of Eru Ilúvatar, mixed with a greek or norse dichotomy/pairing thing and a gnostic syzygy. And CHIM is just straight up gnosis, hell there's like 20 different madlibs versions of reaching gnosis in the elder scrolls lore. And then once you understand this context it's like. Actually a pretty sensible cosmology, and you can maybe start to look at it without thinking about those things first.I've seen one youtube guy do a sensible job of analyzing this stuff, and that guy's whole username was "rosenkreutz", so i would kinda expect him to have a handle on the esotericism stuff. it's sad that gamers aren't usually very receptive to that, though.also the commentaries on the mysterium xarxes is like the best fictional religious text i've ever seen and it's not even close.
>>42640624waow, armpit too?
>>42640622so my jaw deels kibda lopsided wothout it? but mainly i just feel like my terth sut more outward and it fills in the bottom of my face thats otherwise kinda just my overbite
>>42640642Thanks to you girls making it nice and clear what you want.
>>42640513He has like puberty blocker face, it's a bit uncanny, like his face just stopped masculinizing past a young age but it's still aging
>>42640624Wish my chest hair grew like this, if you invert the amount of hair concentrated on your actual chest with the hair around the nips, that's what mine is like. It's fucked
>>42640660if you got on t it would probably start growing all over your chest
>>42640639Yadda yadda yadda they realize they’re in a vidya>>42640650I guess it could be, but it sounds a bit like dysmorphia too considering similar recent anxiety about hair
>>42640665lol
>>42640665Gonna keep my natty card as long as possible, will maybe think about t again when I'm like 40
>>42640670>Yadda yadda yadda they realize they’re in a vidyano they don't. that's like the big thing that people keep getting wrong, and it makes it incredibly boring. CHIM is realizing they're part of what gnostics would call the Monad, the One that is above all and contains Everything. It's not that they realize they're in a video game, they realize they're inseparable from a whole that is so much larger than them that keeping one's self-identity becomes incredibly difficult. You can choose to think that the Monad is the real-world game, but for me that's incredibly boring.
>>42640690>inseparable from a whole that is so much larger than them that keeping one's self-identity becomes incredibly difficultFrankly, and I’m not trying to simply be contrarian or argumentative, this kind of word salad is truly boring. It’s actually correct that the highest in-setting realization in TES lore is meta awareness.
>>42640700>It’s actually correct that the highest in-setting realization in TES lore is meta awareness.it's not, that's just conjecture.i like how Kirkbride looks at it:>Just wanna say because I never think I did, the whole "it was all just a dream" avenue is completely missing the point. Consider your lucid dreams, if you've been lucky enough to have ever had one. Then think again before you dismiss the the idea of Divine Hypnagogia. If you get it (or care to) then mull it over until it punches the back of your eyeballs.
>>42640710Again, word salad — it’s fiction within fiction but it also opens “outwards” into non-fiction, implying that is also a nested fiction for something higher. In Platonic terms, we’d call these representations or, from the other end, participations.
i travel to divine hyperborea on the nightly from 4-11 am
>>42640729considering it's word salad from the guy who wrote a bunch of the cosmology, i'd say it's fine. and like, you can definitely choose to treat it that way. but i've found it usually takes away from more interesting readings.
>media literacy is when the 200 hour video game story requires you to also watch 200 hours of lore to make any sense of itit would be nonsensical to say this is why youre fat but i notice these things go hand in hand more often than not
>>42640751PREACH SISIf you're a chaser ignore my post, I only speak to girls here.
>>42640739Well, Kirkbride is a self-accused gnostic. He’s ‘gesturing’ toward whatever is real through fictional devices, which tends to make a fiction of everything in service to pushing the real further and further away onto a mystical horizon. I’ll agree it can be boring to analyze everything as constructs. But that seems to be the upshot of such an aesthetic.
>>42640761Smd
>>42640771nta but can i do that
Been listening to earlier Radiohead stuff again. Hate most of Amnesiac and all of Pablo Honey but everything else is so fucking good. I didn't like In Rainbows at the time so I lost interest but I think I need to give it another try.
>>42640751that's not... oh jesus fucking christ anonthe thing that pisses me is the people spending the 400 hours doing that without having any of the intertextual understanding required to, like, not do that. so you get guys who spend their lives writing theories about how you actually play as todd howard's unborn child in the games or whatever. >>42640765i don't agree with the notion of that aesthetic always having to lead to that kind of reading. it can allow that reading, and that's fine. but i don't think it's necessary to jump to that.
>>42640771Stop bottom typing.
>>42640783Well, what is the alternative? If the real is graspable than there’s no need for the gesturing.
>>42640791>bottomWhy are you gey
>>42640804Because I want to hold hands with trans girls.
How do bottoms manage to even breathe while giving oral? Seems like they always choke and can barely breath and end up gasping for air. Looks extremely unsafe.
one alternative would be not drawing comparisons between ai slop: the religion and a video game series (we're all adults here) that hasnt had a new release in 15 years
We horny at all atm or nah?
>>42640817i mean if you have a banana or something you could find out if you're curious
good morning 4:20AM in the morning.. thursday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvG-W-aUXSI
It’s cool when cis women go with the tranner aesthetic
>>42640878how is this the tranner aesthetic
>>42640884Curly fluffy hair, eye circles, pallid complexion, little to no make upIt’s pretty
>>42640896you are a retarded faggot maiq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzD-I8N4Fb4
punches eui in the chin oppa Gangnam style
>>42640930mean but true
>>42640896it is indeed a really cute look
>>42640942yeah it's just very irksome. that's the guy who shat up mtfg for years claiming he was not attracted to trannies in any shape, form or fashion and that he was *only* there to make friends. now he's gock thirsting openly and posting vocaroos of him cumming to ass pics
>>42640878At first, I thought you just reposted some girl from passgen here. I bet you could post this there and nobody would doubt that she’s trans.
>>42640959The only question is how many would say she doesn’t pass lmao
>Turn on my pc>4chan dot org slash lgbt>ctrl + f chaserg>Mister Predator still around>Rick the freak still saying the same shit every day>Stu still suicidal>Male chestYeah, i'm thinking i'll be back later
>>42640972hey i'm here too
punchy punchy eui
>>42640965It’s too bad you posted it here. Could have been a good experiment.
>>42640782
>>42640972I can post some male dick for you too if you like bro
>>42640782try listening to better music that isn't boomer pap
>>42640991nta but yeah I'd like that a lot, I woke up too early today
>>42640989I have no doubt that’s been tried before
>>42640991yeah i'd like that too
>>42640990i like ok computer and kid A the most.i used to get drunk on shitty booze and listen to radiohead and it made sense in that state.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsvL2poCHugshe looks like the real thing.. she smells like the real thing..
i have 2 bottles of dr pepper :)
>>42640878This is like 90% of New England women>>42641008When I was in middle school Radiohead was basically being treated like the next Beatles or something so I'm pretty sure their full discography was one of the first major sets of MP3s I downloaded and burnt back in the day. Then when I was in college I listened to In Rainbows a lot the winter it came out, so I have a ton of memories of walking around NYC with those songs on. Idk if I ever heard Hail to the Thief or anything they made after that though. I think OK Computer or In Rainbows are probably my favorites from sheer nostalgia but I can listen to any of those albums.
>>42641022*Drinks them*
>>42641022pours them down sink
>>42640997>>42641000How's this?https://litter.catbox.moe/dby0kgkkcvf2okhx.mp4
>>42641030You have a really nice cock and your hands are kind of sexy too
>>42641022This is a great day indeed!>>42641026Maybe I should move to NE woaw
>>42641039Someone should move to NE. I need a husband.
>>42641039its great in spring/summer/fall fuck winter unless you're in the mountains and got money to blow
>>42641043Do you look like that?
>>42641036he has a baby shrimpie and his hands are dry, scaly and flaky
>>42641027>>42641028why would you do that ;~;
>>42641047In what sense? Pale and dark hair? Yeah. My hair is curlier w/ no bangs, my eyes are green not blue, and I generally wear makeup every day though.
>>42641050punches you in the sternum then lands a perfect roundhouse kick across your bow
>>42641049this anon weighs 370 pounds
>>42641062I weigh 104lb tyvm
>>42641036Thanks! My hands are usually pretty fucked up from my blue collar job but they aren't too bad this week. Less cuts than usual lol>>42641049See above re hands. And yeah I was born with a 6.5' micro unfortunately:(
>>42641068what's with moids and avoiding moisturizer like it's a plague
>>42641022Lucky, dr pepper makes it all better, I used to drink it like water but I can't even have soda or really anything that's not milk based or water anymore cause it hurts my tummy
i will never be a real tranny
>>42641068It's winter my hands are dry too, anon. I'd be lotioning them during your daily hand massage if we were together anyway. Your cock looks like a museum piece dildo, that other anon is just jellie
and new england tranners are generally cuter cause they have very easy access to gender affirming healthcare compared to most places
>>42641055Sounds very pretty>>42641074What’s the obstacle
anybody here into analyzing dreams? what does it mean if my cisf bestie had a dream where she got bottom surgery to install a vagina in place of the one she already has?>>42640798sorry i lost my train of thought and got distracted with other stuff so i have no answer for you without spending like 15 minutes putting my thoughts back together again
>>42641077There's definitely gigapassers here but you're severely underestimating the fact that really woke societies like this also create gender goblins.
>>42640976Hello
>>42641079I thought everyone here has seen what I look like already, I'm surprised you haven't
>>42641092Nah, there's east coast woke (cool) and west coast woke (cringe)
>>42641092oh i know, i see the squads of them tromping down the street all the time the autistic flocks of the gigas. like a posse of chris chansbut they don't bother me, they do their own thing.
>>42641101he saves every pic he sees itt don't take the bait he is just trying to get you to post more pics
>>42641104I lived in the South too long to differentiate between types of woke
>>42641085Dw about it, neither of us is going to add anything to all the stuff people have talked about regarding chim, amaranth, etcAs to dreams, I’m not convinced they men}an anything but if they do I think it is probably that troubling dreams are expressions of anxiety, in this case maybe feeling a bit left out, hard to say without a ton more details>>42641101I could have but in any case it’s a nice description
>>42641069I moisturize my face and tattoos everyday but I always forget hands. Might go put some on now actually >>42641076Don't have that excuse, it's summer for me, but yeah blue collar job plus surfing most mornings probably isn't great for the hand moisture, so I may have to take you up on the daily hand massage. That's the nicest cock compliment I think I've ever received, wow
>>42641093hi <3
>>42641120Soooooooo, how is it going?
>>42641105>trompingHahahah
>>42641105off to the goth club or dyke night usually>>42641126doc martens obvi
>>42641116>in this case maybe feeling a bit left outmaybe, though out of the 10 women in our friend group only me and one other one are trannies
>>42641057whyyy... gets boner...>>42641071thats sad :( u should not drink that much soda tho
>>42641126well they usually have on big goth boots and are literally tromping around. think of like 5-6 chris chans tromping down the street in big goth boots like they're in the matrix movie.
>>42640972Some things never change bro
>>42641132Docs do look cool on girls tho>>42641133Like I say, one would really have to have a lot of contextWhat do you make of it?
>>42641118Surfing sounds fun! I had a dream about really giant waves a couple nights ago. I might move to LA soon, maybe I should get a golden retriever and a surfboard and be a beach bitch.
i've only ever seen one woke gigahon like the ones yall are describing, she was in lidl because there's always trannies at lidl. maybe it's just cultural there's a lot of ones that just look like old fashioned crossies.
>>42641143They're chunky boots that make your feet look visually bigger tho
>>42641149is being "woke" a bad thing in your eyes?
>>42641152no def not im using it more to describe a type. the doc martens, battle jacket with trans patches genre of tranny.
>>42641137>5-6 chris chansIt still amazes me that he transitioned>>42641150Looks good in the context of a certain fit but sure if you already have big feet I can understand not wanting to exaggerate that
>>42641157more an archetype than a genre really
>>42641169yeah but genre is a funnier word
gonna be thinking about surfanon's dick all day now...
>>42641172*anon is gonna remember that
>>42641172Brainstorming genres of chaser now for lols
>>42641145I daydream about giant waves while I work haha so I feel you. It is literally the best way to start a day imo. The feeling of the first time you stand up and ride properly on a green wave is crazy. You should do it, I don't know much about the US surf scene but I do know Cali is where its meant to be some of the best
>>42641179no you won't, you would forget it really fast if i showed you mine
>>42641179You're welcome ;)
>>42641026Everyone in new england is a woman >>42641092You can tell if someone is an actual new Englander if they are ugly. There are no natural attractive new englandets. The only "passoids' are the aliens who came here from California for school but they wjll never be true new englanders
which tranner are you, anon? https://www.youtube.com/live/mpLNN6GgdDs?si=q48x5Pz57VfVGv0x&t=973
>>42641195secondhand cringe
>>42641195Whip it out then mr. big talker>>42641200People are FOR SURE lot uglier up here than they were in the South or NYC. It has certainly made dating harder.
>>42641201I'm sorry. I'm too white for Miami.
>>42641201I hate these two fucking idiots
its almost 6am and i will poop soon maybe after 1 more tea
>>42641201type of video your weirdo coworker watches while you're trying to ask him for help with something
im gay
>>42641259hello gay
>>42641265hello gay
>>42641271if liking you is gay then i don't want to be straight
>>42641259im gay for you
>>42641275do u feel gay looking at thishttps://unseecc/album#iLlesN2F00uo
>>42641284I do feel extremely excited when looking at that. If that's gay according to you then yes, i suppose
"Short king looking for short flings"
>>42641284Looks like a gay dude showing off his anus and dick
Are you more of a hero or a villain?
>>42641030expired 19 minutes ago... NOOOOOO
>>42641299You missed out, it’s one of the best I’ve seen in a while
>>42641284i didn't look, but im gay for you.
Whats up chasergen
>>42641301i will choose to believe you are just saying this and it was actually not that great
>>42641325Ok anon
>>42641325It was some David Dastmalchian looking ass nigga showing his anus
>>42641333are you polish?
>David Dastmalchianwtfffffff
>>42641289do you think its gay>>42641304why didnt u look>>42641335that one wasnt even me lol
>>42641342No I just like pierogies
Every time I come to this god forsaken board I miss the chaser dick pics, post more now before I kill myself.
>>42641360I don't think it gay, i think it's beautiful and cute
Tenten in 2?? im nuts
>>42641367It was actually a chaser dick video
>>42641371Isn't it 4am for you? Go to sleep
i need to take a shower today
>>42641378same i have to go out today
>>42641373it’s over
>>42641391he jerked it a little too and there was heavy breathing
>>42641376i just woke up a few hours ago daddy
>>42641417show us your ass or go back to sleep
>>42641433i dont really take pics of my butt though
>tfw no gf
>>42641433Here here
morny
>>42641454i'm not there to take it for you so you'll have to do it yourself
I take a ton of pictures of my butt
>>42641478chaser?
>>42641026>This is like 90% of New England womeni dated a girl from boston years ago and she had brown hair and blue eyes i was a dick to her i feel bad about it somedays
>>42641470i only have an old onelitter.catbox moe/yqai0kh8tp9fn9wn.jpg
>>42641481I wish, if I was a chaser I'd blast pictures of my dick, balls, and hole all over this board til I was swimming in a pool of trans women like scrooge mcduck
>>42641486i'll accept it because you have a rapeable butt
>>42641485You could always heal spiritually by dating a girl from Boston in 2026
https://archived.moe/data/lgbt/image/1758/69/1758691793009580.png
This one goes out to all my pump and dump, tail and bail, fuck and duck trannieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpDM6ygsb20
>>42641486Trannies have the cuttest fucking little asses I swear to god.
>>42641530does a pump and dump include cuddling
how do you know if it’s love?
>>42641539Yeah I'm not a comple monster
bf who kisses me good morning
Trans girls in Boston 2026 <3
I'm not straightI'm not a homosexualI'm not a bisexualI am a sealsexual (only attracted to the seal)Simple as
>>42641571Don’t tease me though
watching the new predator movie. good so far. this predator is the weakest one and his father was going to kill him for being weak and his brother died to protect him that made me sad. now he's going to the most dangerous planet in the universe to kill the most dangerous creature to prove himself. also there's a Weyland yutani Android so its the same universe as aliens.
>>42641284please post again
>>42641606sorry if its disappointinghttps://unseecc/album#bBBNqz3wmOh2
>>42641640woah nice titties
>preemptively apologizing lol
>>42641647yayy :)>>42641651whats so funny?
slapping my cock on stu's face lovingly
>>42641640I really need to cum inside of you
i didn’t sleep very well last night :(
>>42641677Boohoo nigga lock tf in
>>42640367finally. fuck this decrepit nation of bug people
>>42641677hope you feel better anon <3
>>42641705yeah true i will
It's almost the weekend~https://youtu.be/QNO-gLuEtjA
>>42641486Post it again
>>42641732If we lived together I wouldkeep it freezing cold every night so youd have to be as close to be as humanly possible
i showered!!!>>42641672love :)>>42641675what will that do for you
>>42641778Make me feel good:)
>>42641790I wanna wrestle you
>>42641778Make me feel good :) and full of regret after :(
>>42641754No...
I tuck my work shirts into my underwear so they're less billowy, can I still get a trans gf?
>>42641804I missed the first time you post though
How would you feel if your chaser said "i want to fuck the shit out of you"? Is this hot?
>>42641806yea if i can smell your shirt
>>42641800why would u regret it :(
>>42641806why wouldnt you just tuck them into your pants
>>42641822Because i would feel bad for cheating on my crush
>>42641798i would cook you
>>42641816Sorry :(
i want to smell your balls
>>42641831I'd put your ass in a headlock
woke up so morning skinny today . we're all gonna make it
>>42641579Get it
>>42641842when some of you trannies say shit like>i'm a manNo you are not, this is a man, you do not look like this
Sass is bigbeef
found the lowest rated female on wikifeethttps://wikifeet.com/michelle_yeoh
Daddy's not happy until he's had his soda water and he's all out of soda water.
>>42641853You haven’t seen my biceps
is beanboy retarded?
>>42641871i would rather see your ass
>>42641830who is your crush
rach confuses me
>>42641886bronya
today is my valentine's day if anyone was curious. it's my fav holiday of the year..
>>42641884Yeah, you really would. The workouts have been paying off.
>>42641896why would that be today and not saturday?>>42641899you gonna make me beg or something?
what's the coolest crime?
>>42641902cause i work tomorrow saturday and sunday and im off today :D
>>42641907depends on how good looking you are, if you are really handsome every crime is cool
>>42641902yeah, beg for it or show me something I want to see first
>>42641774You suck for making it cold. but also you're amazing<3>>42641853Love when I'm dysphoric about something like my arms being muscley and the person I'm talking to just starts laughing and says "you couldn't even lift laundry detergent"
>>42641910You work too much babe
>>42641913im handsome but not really handsome
>>42641923someone's gotta pay the bills man
>>42641894its ok to cheat on her
>>42641929you could get a sugar daddy if you really wanted to
>>42641894bronya wont mind if it is stu
>>42641921sanity you should post nudes, I somehow always miss them and it makes me very very sad
>>42641892Narcissist sissy repper, simple asImagine if rick had hair and allowed himself to crossdress sometimes
>>42641945she's not a tranny?
>>42641949he's a sissy cd
>>42641952ok but what exactly is a sissy?is it just some weird porn thing?
>>42641956if someone isn't taking hrt then yep it's some weird porn thing
>>42641931ok, you convinced me, let's have sex :)
>>42641938that's just sex work .
YOU TRANNY FUCKS TURNED ME GAY
>>42641940its not important what she minds i just want to cuck her>>42641963yayyy :D
do you love me?
Looking for a tranny to let me nut in and on her ass for a POV vid
>>42641977yes, but you don't love me back
>>42641978need bf to make porn with
>>42641921Im sorry, but the stakes of getting your butt pressed into me and my arms tight around you calls for desperate measures
>>42641971tee hee oopsie!
>>42641982We can masturbate together while we watch our own porn
>>42641969No, that's just how love works
>>42641988I just think I'd be really good at porn
>>42641981true
>>42641971these faggots turned all of us guy
>>42641987TURN ME BACK!
>>42641997where the fuck is the belly button
>>42641921it's wild to me that such a feminine beatiful girl can be dysphoric
>>42641997dang who is this ho
>>42641992What makes you think that
>>42641997mommy
>>42641992i know i'd be good at porn got the dick and body for it
>>42642005crowbar enjoyer, older tripfag who left to post on xitter a while back. used to look rough as fuck but had a glow up
>>42641997no they didn't, i'm not gay
whenever i feel weird about my transition i look at selfies from exactly a year ago . it's an ego boost every time
>>42642026Alex, i'm going to workout soon and i need a test boost. Show me your ass
>>42641956I'm not a sissy. People here just get angry that I have feminine curves naturally, and I also have natural muscle tone as you can see from my bicep pic, yea I know I'm not cut but I have muscle under the layer of fat lol. Any sissy fetish stuff is disgusting.
>>42642007I'm very expressive, enthusiastic, and uninhibited
>>42642033are you trans?
>>42642032i'm getting ready to workout too . here u go anon https://unsee cc/album#BvIN49bAoXQR
>>42642041No I'm not on any hormones. I just dress in clothes that compliment my body shape. Nothing to do with fetishes. Look my up in the /b archive if you wanna know what I look like. Archived.moe
>>42642033>Any sissy fetish stuff is disgustingdude you're a 30 something year old man who wears grandma dresses and thigh highs and posts photos of his pimply ass on the internet
>>42642048Thank you cutie, gonna have this on the back of my mind everytime i feel like i can't do another rep
do you need to be on hormones to be trans?
>>42641997Crowbar mogs the fuck out of me now and i hate it so much
>>42642053Show me a pic, I've never worn anything like that. Your obsession with me is strange.
okay then any chasers who want to make porn
>>42642063with who?
>>42642048fuck those tits are perfect
anxious ab political situationtrannies getting beat up, trannies getting blamed for school shootings, trans suicides being swept under the rugprotect me pls chaser kun...
>>42642067me
i hate cooking only faggots cook
>>42642078then no
also keep thinking abt diy orchi cuz of diy orchi poster but i know doing diy orchi is an insane idea but wow is it tempting
>>42642075All trannies need to find a chaser to latch onto asapI will keep you beautiful angels safe I promise
im gonna kill myself
>>42642081my balls don't give me dysphoria for some reason
>>42642063Why would we? Zoomers and their phones smdh
>>42642075need that a good girl to watch the world fall apart with in our woodsy cabin and grow old with
>>42642083can you do it after i visit germany?
the stupid faggot who wrote that recipe lied
>>42642040Lets make some vids. Chasergen can have a watch party
>>42642091he is jewish
>>42642082even me...>>42642085mine do and i also live in fear that they will start producing testosterone againi wish there was a drug i could take that would just kill them forever>>42642088sounds cozy... if the world ends im def gonna have to do diy orchi tho
I need a chaser to rescue me from the US...
>>42642080why not
>>42642091nta but you can't follow diretions you're lucky you're cute
>>42642096i just think i'm too good for you
>>42642095But doctor tranny, I am USian
>>42642095we could buy one of those $1 italian houses and eat pasta (i know those houses are a meme and not a $1 but i could do all the work on it)
>>42642099im ugly af
>>42642094doesn't getting cummed in by a high test man make you produce estrogen more? we could always try it out ;)
>>42642100aight fair but im pretty cute
>>42642095please come to australia
>>42642081I'm 99.9% sure i know who this is and it makes me sad to read stuff like this.It's just a sad situation all around, i'm depressed
>>42642109it must be opposite day or something cause you aren't
>>42642119y sadit worked out for her
>>42642114does it??? anyways e isn't the problem the problem is that as long as my balls exist i have a proverbial sword of damocles hanging over me at all times
>>42642094Especially you
>>42642102Save me from my loneliness then mr. chaser>>42642106I could manage something like this. I'm not sure if I'd pick Italy but I could totally buy a house or invest in Europe and establish citizenship that way. I just wouldn't want to go to a new country entirely alone.>>42642116Open to it. Everyone I know who went to Australia is incredibly happy and never came back. I already speak the language and I've got no roots in the US anyway.
>>42642022scarring up that back while pounding her through the mattress would fix me>>42642048god thank you>>42642114my ex’s boobs would genuinely get bigger when i’d creampie her regularly
i dont get why it has to be so hard to get an orchiectomy anywaysany veterinarian can do it, why cant i just pay one of them
walking my tranny on a leash into the vets office to have her balls chopped off
>>42642124>It worked out for herSays who? I just feel like people who say that sort of stuff will never be happy. The moment you get it done you'll just find something else to hate on your body.
>>42642128theres tons of pretty feminine girls with balls don't be so hard on yourself ygmi!>>42642130i wouldn't mind italy of the med anywhere i just wanna live somewhere with milder winters so i can be shirtless more lol>>42642132based i never noticed this with any of my exs but i don't think i payed much attention to that
Goddamn, I love anamoders so much. Its unreal-FUB
>>42642153>Says whosays her? she literally posted about it?>>42642166I DONT WANT BALLS
>>42642166People already confuse me for Greek so if I went to the Mediterranean I'd have to play into it more
>>42642169>says herah then it must be truegoing to do something productive, don't cut your balls until i'm back
>>42642095i managed to get that so u probably can too
>>42642139i'll happily pay if you'll let me keep your balls in a jar
>>42642180no post in this gen has ever given me this much ickdo you take issue with trans women getting rid of their balls? we're not even talking abt srs
>>42642182how did you pull it off? don't gatekeep your foreign male seduction strats
i need to kill myself
>Disco with her future BF
>>42642205im sorry stu
>stu meeting her future BF, when shes still "boymoding"
>>42642219im the guy
drinking wine and eating cheese rn, sublime
>>42642224Nope. You're the girl. I'm the fat man who loves you
>>42642193i befriended a euro chaser like a year ago and it got serious. there was a lot of luck involved. helps if u pass and have a job because u will attract better men if ur not unstable
>>42642230i look like the guy tho
>>42642095Hey babe, want to get imported to a remote and cold place in europe?
>>42642232I'm super duper stable>>42642239Sure! Is there lots of pretty nature?
>>42642238Nope. You're very beautiful and cute
>>42642265no im not kys
>>42640498you’re not boyfriend worthy, youre husband worthy!
>>42642276Nigga, go lick that asshole already. Sheesh
>>42642285You should :/
imagine licking ricks hary ass and he just busts the fattest load all over the floor cause your tounge punctured his blow out brown star
>>42642292jealous?
I wish the chasers who don’t shave their pubes would post dick sometimes
i love these fat guy stock images
Fumbled the bag
>>42642335Trip on bronya.
>>42642330so real
i tried making dough and i made it wrong
How do I get work as a fat guy stock image model
>>42642310Nah. I just want someone from here to get a relationship >>42642306This could be you
>>42642344making pizza?
>>42642342many people appreciate fat guys
>>42642330i post my soft cock and bush yesterday and got no (you)s to be fair i got a 3 day a few minutes after so it wasn't up long
>>42642330>>42642343I'm shy tho
>>42642350i wanted to make pierogies. even with a recipe i cant do anything. im going to kill myself
driving at night with my choid listening to shoegaze and holding hands
>>42642366This post was handcrafted to hurt me
>>42642362not meat pierogi i hope
>>42642368im sorry im very lonely too im just yearning
>>42642371it doesnt matter, im not making anything now
>>42642372Yeah you jumpstarted my yearning too, usually don't start at 9 in the morning
>>42642382im hitting cardio today so i dont have much to focus on :(
>>42642355Why would you post a soft picture
>>42642366oh you like shoegaze name every shoegaze band
i want to feel him go from soft to hard in my mouth
Where would I meet girls who chase guys asking for a friend
>>42642403been listening to a lot of cloudyfield recently
Uh....Jackie Chan
My scalp itches and my face is oilyI have responsibilities to attend to today
>>42642399some girls were talking about liking soft pictures cause they imagine them getting it hard and i liked that idea
Mom's spaghetti
>>42642418yeah i posted about that before. i love softies
trans women twerking
>>42642405this but her and we do it at the same time
>>42642409NTA but putting that on while I make breakfastI've been listening to a lot of She's Green and Slow Crush
>>42642330I would consider it only if there was someone interested in me.
>>42642428what if i don't get hard though
There are exactly four types of chaser: amazing, boring, icky, and malicious.
>>42642438that's okay flaccid play is enjoyablewould be cute if I could get you to cum while soft
>>42642437hi i'm interested in you
>>42642437You can get people interested in you by posting pics and then talk to one of them, pretty good strat
malicious choids <3
>>42642447you don't know anything about me except that I am a grower not a shower
>>42642349I already have a bf
>>42642232Sobe?
>>42642436oooo nice nice i’ll listen havent heard from them b4i also like holywatr a lot, idk if that counts as strictly shoegaze thomy fav cloudyfield song is “is that love?”and my fav holywatr song is “without u rock version”
>>42642456that's not true. i installed hidden cameras in your house, i know a lot about you
>>42642446you wouldn't even know if i came or not because nothing would come out
>>42642437Tell me more about yourself, I need to know personality
i'm gonna make ropa vieja today guys :D
im gonna kill myself today
>>42642478>i'm gonna make ropaThis is what I say right before nutting on her
Me a makea ropa yahoo
>>42642461nope. different tranner, sorry
>>42642482Whats wrong? i always liked your posts and find you really cute
>>42642494im ugly and im a man and i cant do anything
>>42642464I don't think there's anyone like that in my life>>42642476Introverted, nerdy, clingy with people I like until they stop reciprocating
Sissies and drags should get the rope. Too many cute trannies are getting dragged down from those freaks.
>>42642478i'm gonna be shooting ropa to those butt and post shower boobies
>>42642501You're really pretty and the food you make always sounds and looks really niceYou'd make a good wife for a lucky man
>>42642512theres a trip here who should be the first to go
>>42642518im ugly and i suck at making food and its always gross
>>42642525me
>>42642511What kind of nerdy? Introverted not a problem, I'm very extroverted. Clingy is great as long as you're loyal, I'm okay with being worshiped but I don't like sharing.
>>42642449this also be nice and as charming as you can
>>42642531nope you're a cute lady despite what you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppxmxVhkr7c
i am always going to be a man
>>42642543ywabaw
>>42642423based i'll do a catbox later today or something
>>42642526Very untrue. You're a real cutie and I always wanna eat the food you make and wish you would be naked when you serve it to me
>>42642405Me off trip
>>42642534Books, games, tabletop things when I have enough social energyI'm loyal
>>42642556i made shitty dough today do you want that?
>>42642556i want a girl who serves me food in just an apron and when she turns around i can smack her butt i'd have it too if i lived on the other coast
>>42642557nooo i don't want to be you
Do girls like watching it get hard
If we're all so lonely why don't we all just pair up and fall in love
>>42642570YES
you're like 20 something, stop being a little bitch already
Is there a good app for meeting girls looking for their guy or is it all hookups?
>>42642574kys
>>42642573I have a vid of me slowly getting hard and throbbing. The head ends up really close to the camera
>>42642577shut the hell up already, you overgrown ass baby
>>42642571I tried that, but Discordia doesnt want to date a guy bigger than her, in IRL>in the same county
>>42642583ur male
>tfw will never befriend a cute girl>who develops a crush for me and keeps sending signs to my oblivious self>until she's tired of being subtle and outright asks me for a video of myself getting hardwhy carry on...
>>42642561Yes jst bake it into something first pleaseI bet its great dough and even if it wasnt I'd still be happy just to have you
>>42642575tinder all hook ups and girls wanting validation grindr all aidshinge all girls looking for a gay best friend taimi all 5 of the people who use it in your area are weird or so dysphoric they ghost you over the smallest thing
>>42642574you're like 35
>>42642562What coast is better for trannies?
>>42642588when are you gonna stop acting like a little pissbaby?
>>42642562rick??
>>42642592if i try making something with it its gonna come out bad and ill just feel even worse later
can i be a little bitch sometimes if i'm not 20 something yet
>>42642600when you stop being male
>>42642581do you want me to beg
>>42642606hell nah, I'll beat some sense into you if you act like that>>42642612your first, crybaby
>>42642590>meet guy>have a crush on him>say nothing>try to befriend him>nothing happens
>>42642590i never got this how do you not pick up body language and small signs? a girl looks at me like pic related i'm at least taking her out once
>>42642604It's ok to mess up your dough sometimesIt isnt a big deal and youre still very pretty and cool
>>42642614but that would hurt
>>42642617i stared at a guy i like this way (btw i'm 5'11) they would probably beat me up
>>42642618i mess up everything
>>42642617A lot of us have autism, big dog
>>42642599west coast based on sailor
>>42642595Sigh...
So my company has a lot of indian people and I just got asked verbatim to "do the needful"
fuck i made a rick sounding post time to kms
>>42642625No you've posted all kinds of nice looking meals and stuff you've made here
>>42642619pain is a good reminder
>>42642624>stared at a guy i like this way (btw i'm 5'11That made me hard. I'm 6'1 btw
>>42642558How do you feel about older women?
>>42642613It looks like this
whatever ill try using the dough but if my food is bad im killing myself for real
>>42642643please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please post the video
>>42642627glad god nerfed me with never being able to take anything serious and stupidity instead i'm sorry brother
>>42642642Unless there's 30 years of difference I don't mind it.
neurotypical choids i love you <3
>>42642647But it's early... Do you have discord
>>42642640that made you hard? are you serious? xD
>>42642655Alright let's move in together, unless you have any questions for me
>>42642656Brutal
>>42642656i love you too :)
>>42642659I like tall girls. Makes me want to fold you in half
>>42642662That's way too sudden for me as flattering as that would be
I would post a softie pic but it gets so fucking small in the cold.
>>42642617Reminds me of sanity's eyes except for sanity's are better
>>42642555i hope im around to see it!
>>42642669she isn't tall still has a 5 in her height i don't even feel tall at 6'
I would post a softie pic but if I ever meet my true one and she recognizes my dick I think it might be over
>>42642669i wasn't expecting that, a tall guy who likes tall girls who are shorter than him
I'll feel more powerful if she recognizes my dick from 4chan
>>42642677well 6' is average male height in many countries especially for gen z
I recognize that dick
>>42642672true sanity is incredibly pretty her greenish hazel eyes love em
>>42642692I wish I could fuck the self pity out of you
>>42642670Okay well I’m about to do pilates and yoga, if you want to talk sometime or something instead lmk
you fuckers would not be able to keep up with my gtnh adventures
>>42642695Sanity is best girl but I wish other chasers didnt recognize it so I could have her entirely to myself
>>42642703look at those bottom eyes
>>42642701you cant
>>42642675hope you are a few hours >>42642689all my coworkers are my height or taller except our engineer, #2 and a few of the new apprentices all us millenials are like 6' or above
>>42642702Maybe. What coast are you even on?
>>42642707Only one way to find out
>>42642714East Coast for now but possibly moving to the West in the fall.
>>42642706you will suffer a liveleak accident in my minecraft factory
>>42642716if i kill myself we will know you couldnt
Very fit man in the coffee shop. Imagining an alternative reality in which I am still bold enough to slip him my number. I think I have the opposite of meta attraction where rather than feeling attracted to men to affirm my womanhood I feel avoidant of men because I'm fearful I'd never he good enough for them.
Dawgy is cute but shes like an untamed savage that would take a long time to break into a compliant submissive woman
>>42642669usually i associate folding with something flat, like paper
>>42642723maybe you're the untamed one, and you just need a couple of seconds alone with me to learn your fucking place
>>42642703your face looks so soft here
>>42642719Then I need to fuck you while there's still time
>>42642704i think she's sweet and gorgeous and whoever gets her better be the best to her thats all i know
>>42642731you cant
>>42642728See this is what I'm talking aboutIt would be a long and painful process to turn dawgy into the delicate woman she is destined to be
choids would you fuck your tranny while she's unconscious?
afternoon200g of yogurt20g of oats10g of granola10g of chia seedsone applecinnamon and honey as a treatthis needs to keep me full until night ^___^
Coffee shop guy is just the right amount of taller than me. If I was stood in front of him I could reach up and drape my arms over his shoulders and stretch up to kiss up his neck and jawline. He has a nice beard that I bet would feel nice against my cheeks. Imagining that with his hand on my lower back. I am so lonely.
stu will never kill herself because she’s lazy and can’t achieve anything
>>42642741I was born to dominate you and psychologically torture you with my loud heavy metal music
>>42642717Are you the anon that was getting a job offer here?
>>42642739You're so good and being difficult and whiny that you must be a woman
>>42642749how tall are you
>>42642737You're right, ultimately her being happy is all that matters but she should be happy with me
>>42642595Saw a really cute girl I had stuff in common withSent her a message and she matched me back but never replied
>>426427615'6 how come
>>42642752true>>42642759i am a man
>>42642779Cute
>>42642784See what I mean
Coffee man is also clearly a bit autistic and is kind of half dancing half stimming to some music he's listening to and I find his confident display of socially acceptable autism very attractive. He did catch me looking at him at met my eye for a second but it was fine I think.
>>42642798literally me in my house rnget out of my walls
Dude bioshock is such a good game. I played like all night last night.Is the second one as good? I bought the pack on steam with 1, 2 and infinite
imagine acting like a menopausal 50 something bipolar woman when you're only like 20 something lmao
>>42642806which person are u talking about
>>42642809geg
>>42642809could be any of the chasers here desu if you replace 20s with 30s
I want to kick short form content mongs in the face
>>42642770based just know i will find you if you aren't the best
>>42642824Why should I ho?
>>42642832because i want
God my family is draining me financially. Especially my sister i get it, its her birthday but 500$!? god I cant wait until shes an adult and can get a fucking job.
>>42642819i am the most manly man in this general
>>42642840trip on dawgy
>>42642843nope wrong dawgy but you did say i was handsome one time and you can't take it back :p
>>42642836You'd have to be my gf for me to spend money on you
>>42642803Sorry I like drinking my coffee in your crawl space. It's cozy here. You should clean your mirror though I don't know why you let it get so dirty.
>>42642830If I had her I'd never falter in making her the happiest woman in the world
>>42642837wait you gave your sister $500?? shit wish my older siblings gave me that kinda money
chasers. would you make me ur wife ...
everything is impossible
i should never have tried doing anything. i need to kill myself
>>42642856would you cook for me and bear my children
Lads and slagsHow are we all
>>42642856>dating a tripfagThe mere suggestion will never stop being funny
>>42642861>>42642870What? E-begging for a playstation card?
>>42642875Bad! Waiting for the rapist to see me
>>42642880no i meant something else
>>42642855I love my sister. but not in a weird way. Maybe all the kindness will go a long way once she's matured as a person.
>>42642873duh
>>42642884Whats wrong? Are the rapists good? Never seen em
>someone adds me>they have very horny intentions>we end up just shitposting about animew
>>42642587Does discordia know this
I just wanna catch my fishI just wanna drink my beerI just wanna drive my truckI just wanna fuck my tranny
>>42642916based
im killing myself
>>42642703we have the same eyes, we are both med chads made for eachotherbut please don't argue with Stu, you are both so cute, it breaks my heart
>>42642927Being with me would make you happy
>>42642856based on personality yesbased on looks yes
>>42642927no you’re not lmao
i cant do anything
>>42642927eat some eggs babe you will feel better tomorrow
>>42642943i love youuuuu
>>42642939I would never argue with a baby, I'm only telling her to stop being a little overgrown baby bitch
>>42642949go to the doctor babe
i'm a sucker for weakness and the blood covering my flooris all that i have left to remind me of the girls i've loved before
>>42642957I understand, but you know that won't make a difference so might as well be nice
>>42642951i cant make eggs>>42642958why
im a sucker for dirty old man dicks
>>42642962it's not about making a difference, the sad reality is that there's no helping the helpless, so might as well tell em to nut up and shut up
You actually can end up on the sex offender list if you tickle strangers without their consent.
>>42642980you're a hopeless overgrown ass 20 something year old baby, grow up little buddy
>>42642980No one should kys, stop it Stu
>>42642980stop that right now mister! i cant believe what has gotten into you
stu as in stuart little
my likes have just dried up do I delete and remake? why are all these apps so badI get they want to milk money from lonely losers like me but this is too much
>>42643000they're just throwing a sissy tantrum because nobody's really paying that much attention to their sui baiting, very sad.....
>>42643012i dont understand the sissy part
Stu, go make some pastaDawgy, go clean your baby yoda figurinesThis ends now!!
>>42643009Nobody actually linked up from there and has a good relationship
>>42643009chaser or tranny?
>>42643015lol
>>42643021guy
>>42643016i cant make pasta
>>42643015oh you're bimbomaxxing too? No wonder you're fuckupmaxxing. Very cool. Adding this to my patient notes>>42643016why don't you clean the smegma off my tip, you parasocial loser
>Get 100 trannies liking me on Taimi>Can't look at a single one>Of the 50+ mutuals its all pre-made opening texts or mutual ghostsits all so tiresome
>>42643028you can, in fact it's your specialty
>>42643029i dont get it
>>42643030all the mutals I get there just want to fuck it's tiresome
>>42643028caramel salmon with spaghetti pasta walnut sauce on dominoes crate of hotdogs
>>42643035What's weird is I open it up for the first time in weeks and in my cards are like 3 indian dudes pretending to be trans women
>>42643034https://vocaroo.com/17IzrMp2Rr22
human beings were really like>eats grass seed>collect grass seed>grow more grass>save dried seeds>learn you can smash them into powder >add water and make noodle>store noodle>boil noodle and eat with bare hands plain>wait we can put other stuff with noodles to make taste good
>>42643043at least if they are serious on the app they will probably have a subscription which means likes you get are unblurredyou couldn't read bios until the other day on there either but it's finally fixed
I just want to save one of you girls from this hell holeNo more coming here and posting and being sad and fightingJust a secure loving relationship with a good man
>>42643045who is speaking
>>42643029why are you so mean?
choid here might start voice training as a joke
Can we skip to the cuddling while watching tv part? This intro/tutorial level fucking sucks
>>42643058They would just date you and keep coming heretrannies are insatiable attention whores
>>42643030Dude taimi is like gross Tijuana street whore tranniesI want gross scrawny frizzy haired big glasses portland rat girl trannies
it would be so nice to have hips
>>42643059>>42643061https://vocaroo.com/1lcXzQjqCh8W
>>42643062the cutest girl voices ever are just straight Xbox dudes over mic doing it as a joke in games.
>>42643069Yeah you see some methed out hooker looking ones for sure
>>42643070you have to gain weight to get them
>>42643072i talk like this and say this
I just realized I dunny think ive eaten in 3 days or longer i can't remember the last time I ate T_T no wonder my stummy hurts :( but it hurts to much to get food I don't wanna leave my bed I feel like I'm gonna throw up. And like nothing will come up but I hate the feeling of it.
>>42643062based i should start using a bit of masteron. as a joke
>>42643073Is it something I can turn on and off or will I get stuck like that?
>>42643083just eat your own nut
Im really thinking. It might be more like 4 or 5 days i really don't remember
>>42643076im too old to get bones hips, shouldve started hrt younger, they're different from fat stored on the hips region
Fat choid forcefeeding discordia
https://vocaroo.com/12nYiLOSlFRa
dawgy's voice doesn't match their looks
mogged>>42637646
Discordia vomiting on a choid's dick from starvation induced intestinal failure
>>42643106woaw.... dawgy mentioned me....
>>42643072do u want me to post pics?
>>42643107https://vocaroo.com/1nVmCuX5jHRw
Do you ever feel like nothing good was ever going to happen to you?
>>42643107>theirher, she is a woman
>>42643124I love seeing pics of you
>>42643126You sound like a gay nerd but not enough like a straight up fag if that makes sense
>>42643135She by her own description is an hrt twink that was kicked out of gaygen
>>42643141this is also how i sound
>>42643134of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8g_j5y2OK4>>42643141idk I've never really posted my real voice
>>42643134do you think he wouldve been homotransphobic towards me or he would treat me nice? i would try to comfort him when tony or the old guys act mean towards him
>>42643151>idk I've never really posted my real voiceThat voice is too consistent over time
>>42643152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0TA7A5uLak
>>42643148>her own description99% of the stuff she says and does is to ragebait you and get a reactionshe is a woman and i want to have sex with her
i should kill myself
>>42642879would you make me your wife? i'm anon lol
>>42643096you are just coping start eating
>>42643167he was WOKE?
>>42643175do it already I'm tired of your bitching
>>42643148https://vocaroo.com/1brvIlYL8OsR
>>42643181https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YANFj5WUNf0
>>42643179i just did it one hour ago>>42642746
>>42643189you know what i mean you dumb baka stop anamoding
i want to kill myself
Gonna drink a mini sprite hopefully it spikes my blood sugar enough to get me to jack in the box
>>42643175jabs your carotid and you instantly pass out for eight hours
I dont get what's wrong with adding ice to your milk? its good for keeping your milk cold. And it sucks when your eating cereal and the milk gets room temperature.
>>42643199why
>>42643107That's because it's run through some Indian coded ai voice changer
>mfw stu posts suicide bait for the 4067th timehttps://youtu.be/cE0wfjsybIQ?si=glSgtvWhsXVp1QTg&t=67
I never should have gotten that dildo now I can't be normal
>>42643194>anamodingi had that same meal yesterday, plus 2-3 slices of pizza + white rice, tropeiro beans and a bit of chicken. will probably have the same today since theres still 2 slices left and my mom eat less than me and my dad is weird with food too. thats not anamoding. im 5'6 i dont need 3000kcal per day lol>>42643187woke enough for me
>>42643205sticks your head in the oven
>>42643221why
These go so hard
>>42643213just reminds me of how much I hate my ex . I opened one of her drawers trying to find a charger and a dildo rolled out and the sickest waft of shite hit me in the gob
>>42642757Yeah around LA
All I asked was if the soda thing was reasonable and this frigging clanker is trying to diagnose me
>>42643231hello ms shovelmoder what does it taste like
i just bought a dildo, does that make me a loser?
>>42643231>Blue Hawaianit does sound interesting but i'm sugar free rn
>>42643241shovelmoder?it tastes like a fruit punch + blueberry drink
>>42643239maybe don't turn to a fucking AI for advice. Are you retarded?
i dont understand how other people are just able to do things
>>42643253nvm i guessed you were shovel girl from snow in background
>>42643251i have good news
>>42643254I should've listened to it the sprite made my tummy hurt worse
>>42643257they do drugs
>>42643273bro what is wrong with you. See a doctor instead of talking to ai. You're a poorfag do you qualify for free health insurance
>>42643274that cant be it bc i just took pills and im not doing anything
>>42643250chaser btw
>>42643267
>>42643283maybe its the wrong pills or you need more pillsyou sound like you have the depressions and difficulty focusing on things enough to manifest and move its very fixable with the right medications.
https://vocaroo.com/1bIJLQafOfDN
i cant buy playstation games or even a gift card with my credit card this is so annoying
>one tranny wants to kys>other hasn't eaten anything in 4 days>other simps for a mentally ill freak for attentionAny actual normal tranny around?
oh fuck one month since my last laser session i need to start to look for dates in the next days
>>42643306Works fine for me Skull issue
My Balls are blue but my dick is red...Ive been cumming real' hard just to keep my tranny fed...
>>42643309maybe one of the chasers who is going to troon out is here
>>42643309this is normal for trannies
>>42643309hi, i have to go to a psych eval in 2 hours
>>42643309First time?
>>42643309Trannies in these threads are the bottom of the barrel
>>42643309
>>42643282See a doctor because I forgot to eat? Holy overreacting i just need a sugar boost and a meal
>>42643309Just finished an hour of pilates and yoga on my lunch break. Walked 6.2k steps today already, ate around 900 calories so far and probably gonna eat at least 1500-1800 more before I go to bed! In a good mood today. Now show me your cock.
>>42643334your shit is all fucked up and you talk like a faggot you need serious help
>>42643334babe, you need a few thousand meals
>>42643233Could not be me I am OCD when it comes to cleanliness
>>42643309The normal ones never trip. They just come here every now and then
Imagine spending 4 years of your life training just to do this
>>42643309https://vocaroo.com/1guIfY5ba4KO
>>42643347the "normal" ones are doing drugs and want to goon on discord together
>>42643337What how do I talk like a faggot and how would the dr fix it>>42643342Not all at once
>>42643347im pretty normal i just started to trip bc it was the culture of the board years ago bakc when i first came here p.p
Spewing vomit constantly and having explosive diarrhea ten times a week is totally normal and nothing is wrong
>>42643377your body is telling you to stop eating obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMp1ADlRD8I dedicate this song to the love of my life rick
>>42643372ofc not all at once, 2-3 every day for some years.
>>42643332i actually forgot about you, im sorry. Constantly bringing yourself down and clearly with a food problem>>42643336i'm not a manwhore, i'm trying to find love
>>42643358 Haven't really paid attention to the winter Olympics. I get enough winter sports from redbull. skiing down mt everest.
>>42643386Ok then show me your personality!
jerking off rn
it's not ragebait btw, rick really does mog
>>42643383I started a diet recently actually.
i have to go to the psych eval thing now
>>42643413my pp would look so small in that hand
alright my bf is home now, see y'all later
>I like rick because he is..... LE MUSCULARFrom the same person that tries to sound smart and argue about race, economy, politics etcKeep ragebaiting
>>42643386im not gonna argue again about "food problem". i just want to get thinner. im not anorexic or have an ED
It's been 2 hours already?What am I doing with my life
No Drugs, no Gooning, I just want to love a girl and I want her to love me.
>>42643420Mine doesn't
>>42643429can I see
>>42643422I ain't reading allat, Steve........
>>42643432maiq post detected
>>42643423you weight 50kgs
お兄ちゃん、なんかごはん買って~?I'm going to ジャック. In the box. Not off. Hentai...
>>42643347Every now and then there is a normal tripI could name a few of them
>>42643432No. It's for the ladies eyes only, and only if they can prove they have an IQ within 5 points of my own (145). Preferably lower.
>>42643434That one wasn't me, my last post in this thread is this >>42643358
>>4264343858kgs. almost 20% more than what you said lolalso im 5'6/169cm lmao. im not 6'/180cm
>>42643417Good luck!Hope it's not bpd
>>42643449Is it square?
>>42643451i can pick you up with one hand
>>42643447I tested at 165 at the navy base when I was a little kid
Gonna drive around blasting shoegaze wishing shoegazetranny was here to put my hand on her thigh
number 1: I don't believe in anythingnumber 2: I believe in everythingnumber 3: everything is fakenumber 4: everything is as real as I want it to beI'm not sure any of you are real, maybe just Rick
>>42643461I require a fresh IQ test every time I get with someone to make sure they're still worth my time.
how do I avoid getting catfished...
>>42643465Most trannies like shoegaze I think. I like shoegaze too
gonna take a massive shit.... anyone want to watch?
>>42643476Do you like kinokoteikoku
do video calls or ask for spontaneous selfies, see if the people that interact with them on social media are real
pick one
>>42643443Name them
>>42643460no one ever did it THOUGH
>>42643465hii i listened to she’s green omw to work it was really good thanks for the rec!!
>>42643494because you keep obsessing over your friend
>>42643492Look at the fucking chonker on the right god damn
I think it's frustrating knowing I could get several hookups but I don't want that at all.
it is difficult to put into words how much i love this silly vid lole
>>42643474What i like to do is have them verify identity and do a FaceTime call or post their face/do a video with today's date. Also if they ever say they just cant do it.Go ahead and just move on. Dont waste your time.I was scammed out of 100 dollars as an 18 year old by a north african. It did kinda suck but we kinda dated for 4 months. Thats like 25$ a month. So idk. Feel satisfied.
>>42643492red shoes is cute rest are cring
>>42643512why do their eyes look sorta like spider eyes
>>42643506he put and hold his hands around my neck back in december and caressed my hair that can mean something right......also no i was open to a choid here but he lived far away from me and hes gone now
>>42642625Why do you act like this? It's just dough dude. You think you're gonna be an expert the first time you try to make perogies? You seriously have arrested development. And don't tell people to kill themselves.
>>42643522creatures of darkness
>>42643510Yeah thats reasonable. So many of us could've done one night stands and building a body count. But its okay to value your virginity. Theres no wrong way.
Got overwhelmed by a big shop and then had a small cry in a taxi because the cabby was nice to me.
>>42643520I like that the guy on the right has a noticeable distance between him and the others. Imagine the stench of a 300 pound 6'5" "femboy". Dude in the red shoes is even craning his head away.
>>42643492would obliterate the asian on the left if they ever learned makeup
>>42643527>You seriously have arrested developmentthat's at least 50% of posters here'probably more
Got overwhelmed by a big rotisserie chicken I ate in a minute flat and then had a small cry on the floor because my body convinced itself I was under attack.
>>42643526Under normal circumstances i'd say yes but for Brazil that's pretty mild behavior >also no i was open to a choid here but he lived far away from me and hes gone nowyou took too long, maybe he will comeback
>>42643544like getting pregnant with a full term child all at once
>>42643544were you trying to do that eating a chicken like an imp video
>>42643544Hello I am taxi anon and I think it would be nice if we could have small overwhelmed sobs together. I could rub your tummy and you could remind me that big supermarkets are not actually a threat to my wellbeing.
>>42643497NiceI really liked Cloudyfield, they're gonna be on rotationPure Hex on rn, stopping at QT for road snacks, apparate into my car
>>42643549No it felt like I was being attacked by a wild animal>>42643554I was trying to be better than the guy in philly who would eat a whole chicken on the pier every day>>42643560I'm on edge. I'm edging right now. If you touch me in this state I might have to defend myself.
>>42643492The sense of physical discomfort and 'I do not know how to hold myself' is palpable. You can smell it.
>>42643563Oh okay well it was just a thought. I hope you feel less full soon. I just got home so I think I will feel less rattled shortly.
>>42643536Yeah the Somalian taxi drivers in my area are really nice. In my experience immigrants are nicer than the natives here. Got called a mom. But if your having problems with big stores being overwhelming you could have your stuff delivered or go there at non-peak hours.>>42643492Probably the one in the back with a pink shirt and black cat ears. This was hard.
>>42643580Fortunately I lied about eating the whole chicken. I do that sometimes but I didn't today.You got trolled. You fell victim to another one of my iconic bits.
Today I bought some leave in conditioner that smells like bananas and I cannot wait to smell all fruity and sweet.
>>42643587I was always worried about leave in making me breakout
>>42643561i think i know who you are and the fact that you’re really into shoegaze too is so based. id be jamming out and snacking with you if i could.
Margot Robbie is remaking and staring in the attack of the 50 foot woman. I look forward to this
>>42643587is it those garnier fructis hair food ones? I hate them so much, they dry my hair out. They do smell good doe
>>42643543You're right
>>42643527i take things very hard
>>42643599Yep, I can see the giantess' fetishists cheering for this one. As well as the vore community, and feet community.
>>42643609Margot Robbie rules wikifeet now. if her giant foot appeared on screen the internet would explode.
I could have fixed her
>>42643591They never do me but then I am not prone to that sort of breakouts. The bigger concern for me is the scents in products making my skin irritated. If I don't use leave in my hair turns to candy floss ngl.>>42643602Nope, Umberto Giannini. I think the garnier ones have a lot of alcohol in and those dry mine out too. I got this one for refreshing curls next day, but my usual leave in is basically just normal conditioner rather than the spray type.
its that part of the late 90s early 2000s movie where the chick everyone thought was hot steps up to the urinal beside the main star and pees
IF you had to pick somebody to have sex with from this gen who would you pick
>>42643639rosewood
>>42643639bpdmoder, she seems fun
>>42643639Anonymous easily. They are really talkative yet mysterious. See them on almost every board. Probably just chronically online.
>>42643639Your mum
>>42643639Sanity
>>42643642>>42643659trip on
>>42643639ginger
>>42643666I just think she's neat
>>4264363918 year old polish tranny
>hot girl is revealed to have a huge dong>every male character vomitsIdgi, were they all gay? I'd be pogchamping
2 tacos a Jr cheeseburger and a large fry for 4.70. Not bad tbdesu
not that anyone cares but I got a chalupa with beef and cheese and a tiny amount of lettuce and onions and tomato
Nobody picked me its so over
>>42643688I careI'm eating an entire bag of kettle chips
posted it again award
>>42643693the ones with sea salt and pepper are so damn good
>>42643639I’d top all the jannies
>>42643689you've used 4 different people's pics and claimed they were yours, nobody really knows what you look like
>>42643694you seem to be a fan of these things. are they intelligent?
>>42643711is it ok to eat shrimp cats
>>42643707she needed to hear this
>>42643716No. They can and will defend themselves.
>>42643639Koshka
>>42643712jury's still out
>>42643688Taco bell!? I hope its good in your area. Over here your better off going to a restaurant thats in a Spanish language that you can barely understand. Thats where the good tacos are. And they'd have an old Grandma in the back cooking. for 8 dollars you get a big ass burrito with rice and extra beans.
>>42643718i need to get my protein in
>>42643716itadakimasu!
>>42643724You don't go to taco bell because you want tacos, you go because you want taco bell
when i was a kid we had a pencil with two erasers shaped like a gavel. it was badass
omg he picked me
>>42643729How about some lead?>>42643730Thank you for returning this animal to me.
What am I doing
>>42643733You purposely like taco bell!? Are-are you a scat or brap enjoyer!? Nobody goes out of their way to get Stomach-rumbling projectile diarrhea.
>>42643741taco bell doesn't do that to mexicans.
>>42643737:0 a new spin... i like it... seal and shrimpcat, friends for life...
>>42643741Bitch I seen what you look like don't play coyAlso I never understood the diarrhea meme for taco bell or chipotle, it's just cheap food, get stronger gut bacteria
>>42643744Your Mexican and yet still choose american-slop!? Im sure you could make a better taco or burrito then anything at taco bell :]>>42643750Im fat from home-cooked meals. I dont eat fast food. Fast food is expensive and sucks.
>>42643741You only get diarrhea if you don't have enough fiber in your diet normally, since they mix oats into the beans or whatever taco bell is super high fiber so if you don't shit like a normal 30g of fiber a day human then it purges your system.
>>42643763You dont get taco bell when you want mexican. You get it when you want taco bell.
i want slop. i wish there was some fast food chain here
>>42643639Stu because I want to breed her before she becomes an agehon.
Starting a chaser support group for lads who can't pull trans girls.
>>42643766I wouldnt let a friend eat taco bell. I would tell them to drop everything and come over for some free homemade tacos.>>42643772You must be a masochist if you want to eat Taco bell Out of any other option. Your better off eating Arby's.
>>42643782You're already posting in it
>>42643639"my" former choid
I'm not going to jester to get a crumb
>>42643785You are morbidly obese. I do not care about your opinions about food.
i'm going to jester to get a crumb of choid pp
>>42643798Babe I'll give you the whole thing if you jestermaxx in front of me
>>42643639Sanity.
Taco Bell In America is genuinely a form of self-harm. Stop.>>42643795Im fat because I know ball knowledge of food. Skinnies dont know ball. You Need some real food nona/anon.
my hair smells so fucking good for some reason. i think it’s the arm and hammer scent balls i keep in my gym bag
>>42643800but i have a negative canthal tilt... :((
>>42643808hammer... balls...
Curved dick or straight dick?
>>42643804I have a culinary arts degree and worked in a michelin star restaurant. You're a snotty loser and you use your only meaningful hobby, food, as some kind of way to look down on others.
>>42643790carnivale
nigga got a culinary arts degree
>>42643710Explain
wren, post hog
>>42643828It was a total waste of money. I could have spent that two years working and would have gotten paid to learn the same shit.
>>42643822how do i get good at cooking
Why is the body so dumb. My tummy gets mad when I don't eat. But then I eat and my tummy gets mad at me for eating. Like I'm trying to fix you dummy
What happens if your tranny dickmogs you, do you have to kys
>>42643836you just become the bottom
>>42643836how bad is it
>>42643822No I dont look down on them. Im a home cook. Great that you went to cooking school. Thats awesome. But now you should realize that AMERICAN fast food. Is awful. Its fast food. not good food. But if you are eating out of convenience or because your high as shit. Then yeah taco bell would be baller. Specifically their breakfast crunch wraps.
>>42643639myself
glad i dont have big pp that must suck :/
>>42643835just drink more water so it stops hurting out of hunger
>>426438395 vs 8.5
>>42643624Do you like curly wurlys
>>42643827it will officially start next tuesday btw lol but some street parties are already happeningi wont go to any. most of my friends wont be here in the city and going to these things alone is not funny. also im not exactly a solo party person, i only go to these places with friends
>>42643639blaire or snurlyblaire and snurly
prog gave me acne wtf
>>42643852i hope yall are in love
Can't stop doing fat nigga shit
>>42643834A good cook knows how to make something good. A master knows every way they could fuck it up. Just cook more and you'll get better. If you find something you didn't like when you make something, try to find out why it happened so you can avoid it. Over time you too can learn every way to fuck up a dish and avoid them.>>42643843Fast food is fine. It's cheap and easy. You don't need to think hard about it. Taco bell is actually not that bad for you. It generally has a lot of protein and it's high in fiber. Those are both things american diets are lacking in. You need to stop with the "america bad" elitist bullshit. It's fine if people eat some garbage. The garbage has its appeal. Every country produces some garbage and that's fine.
what does snurly look like
>>42643867the sloth from ice age
>>42643869That's willow
>>42643867unironically like john lennon on estrogen
>>42643777heavenly trips means it will happen>>42643855i wish i had friends :(>>42643866when i mess something up i cry for an hour or two and then take pills. is this effective
>>42643867Hi snurly, you look cute.
Going to cooking school is dead ass pay to win. >>42643866>Its fine to eat garbageYes garbage can be yummy. In moderation. But Its not ideal. And America is indeed bad. Has been for a long time. But Taco Bell in particular is Big restaurant chain garbage. Try to eat more locally owned garbage :] support smaller businesses.
>>42643835your problem requires medical intervention. Your experience is extremely abnormal and potentially life threatening
>>42643876No. It's okay to mess up a dish. It happens to the best of us. I have seen a guy who won master chef who I won't name fuck up plenty of dishes.>>42643883Here you are, grandstanding about how you're better than people again. Stop it. People like you are a running joke among career cooks. You are a thing to be mocked.
>>42643741I've eaten Taco Bell hundreds of times and never had any stomach issues
I'm the hottest person here right now
>>42643900Proof
I saw Gordon Ramsey fuck up a grilled cheese. What a fucking hack, Marco Pierre should have fucked him harder
i never had taco bell. only had tacos made at home or at a mexican restaurant i went once and god the prices were so absurd
anyone like puffy tacos?
>>42643901
>>42643908I've seen what your kind do to pizza, hopefully the taco perversions aren't as weird since you're closer
>>42643906The grilled cheese video is still hilarious. I loved seeing him bite that hard cheese and insist that it's actually melted. The burnt bread just makes it better.
>>42643909I like my tacos puffy and my nipples crispy.
>>42643889>career cookspay to win elitists.>>42643891You've built a tolerance.>>42643906Exactly.You might be a professional chef. But theres a ton we can learn from eachother ^_^ Id love to trade tips
>>42643900Elon?
goodnight to every choid with a mustache and stubble
I love trading tips with trans girls
>>42643906>>42643916>>42643920Why wouldn't he just redo the video
>>42643920I have little interest in learning to cook from some morbidly obese home cook who thinks they're hot shit. You are a laughable spectacle.
today i ate potatoes, cauliflower and rieskaoh and i had a laskiaispulla for breakfast :D
>>42643924hey - that's me
>>42643935i love you
>>42643927because he's a dumbass briton, that's how they eat over there, burnt toast sammiches
>>42643924I only have stubble but when I put on some muscle I promise to wear this style, can I get a goodnight?
>>42643889ok i will try to not have emotional issues :)
>>42643927Couldn't be fucked probably
>>42643928Thats a shame. I hope your money was well-spent to learn how to season food. Cooking is not that hard that you'd need to go to school for it :/
https://voca.ro/1dHHvhwXgWwY
>>42643940sure i guess...
I'm not falling for the propaganda, I'm keeping the short trimmed full beard
>>42643953hello, human resources?
>DevilsChocolateCakeIs this person a tranny or not?
>>42643927He claims that they didn't have much time to shoot and couldn't get a hold of good ingredients in tazmania at the time.>>42643941You can have a little. The secret every accomplished cook doesn't want you to know is that everyone is a little unstable.>>42643945It's hilarious that you have such a big ego and equate the entire cooking process to dumping seasoning on shit.
prickly chaser stubble rubbing on the inside of my buttcheeks
any facial hair on a guy is so hot honestly i love beards staches stubble all of it. it would be so cool to have a bf that switched it up sometimes
>>42643948relatable i always end up forgetting to buy the thing i actually went to the store forcould use more rice toosry u didn't sleep well wulfim :<
though desu both home cooks and professional chefs get mogged by "food is fuel"bros. >>42643964A bunch of things you can learn from a YouTube video. but im very humble. your just really aggressive and flexing your financial wealth to learn a basic skill needed to live. just learn from your family members. watch people cook. experiment. cooking is an art. I just never went to art school.
>>42643965My face buried in your ass as we 69
Holy chit man. I'm 82 lbs rn. Minus my phone and clothes I'm probably like 81lbs
I have a penis
I’m 165 lbs right now and still expect my choid to lift me
I'm 207 lbs rn I gotta bulk, this is almost victim weight
>>42643977https://voca.ro/1l5uD4JiNSRn
>>42643694sea dogs are adorable
>>42643984You are a walking stereotype of home cooks with huge egos. I even said earlier school was a waste of time and money. I brought it up to point out that you are a joke to people who actually know what they're doing. If I didn't know any better I would assume you were trying to troll.>flexing your financial wealthCooking, a notoriously highly paid profession>>42643990based
>>42643990Nice, I like that
>>42643854LOVE a curly wurly. Love a chomp too. Go mental for a fudge me. Proper tuck corrr
>>42643948etruscan shrew :) i have that image in my canera roll>>42643964i am more than a little unstable and not in a productive way
How do you guys eat so much i can barely afford life and I'm starving
>>42644017Your telling me you paid for cooking school when your already a cook on a cooks salary? And why shouldnt I be proud? im a damn good cook. And I love feeding people. More of a hobby as id never want to cook as a job. Cooking is a practice thats becoming forgotten. Theres more and more youth that would rather order out then bother cooking. Every single time id choose to cook then order out. Cooking is a mandatory skill to have. If you cant even cook for yourself you literally arent a capable adult.
>>42644032Try crushing a red bull first. Works for me every time. It also helps to learn why you're doing what you're doing to something when you cook. Once you understand the actual methodology behind cooking it becomes a lot easier. Once you understand why things brown and how, it becomes a lot easier to figure out how to get a nice sear on other things, for example.>>42644042lol you're doing it again
Lads, have you seen that girl hearts who posts in /b/ trans threads?
>>42644037Can you stop ana bragging already, it's old and pointless unless you're dickmeasuring in an ED forum where that hits hard
>>42644047Look. lets just agree to disagree. We might not have the same views. But regardless. Id like to hear some of your cooking advice friend :]
at what point was i cursed to have debilitating dysphoria that lasts for life
>>42643963Tranny, a curvy black top one with massive tits at that lol.
chef bf beating me for overcooking dinner because i'm a filthy home cook
>>42644060I think you're an elitist dipshit
having stu as a wife and telling our kids they have to eat her noodles and enjoy it cause she worked hard and did a good job
>>42644032https://voca.ro/1mZmvoTOtQyj>>42644037https://voca.ro/18PAn25L4idF
>>42643912SAFUHFDUGHUhg i dislike those pizzas too anon,. i mostly ask for margherita pizza and like 2 or 3 other toppings, but mostly margherita
>>42644047caffeine doesnt affect me much but ill try to think of something that would work. things get brown because of the maillard reaction. idk what that actually means but i know thats why
>>42644058Sorry I know not shoveling enormous amounts of shit into your fat fucking ED riddled gullet is inconceivable, but not everyone who isn't a fucking walrus is anorexic <3
>>42644017it's probably shade being throw at culinary students who waste thousands of dollars on chef school and can't even fucking cook rice or work under pressure, I've met a ton of those, and they expect places to just instantly hire them as head cooks o algoI think real cooks are just born through necessity, it isn't one of those taught things that you necessarily follow a recipe for, you're not baking a pie, you're expressing yourself and trying to feed other peoplebut yea home cooks are def a stereotype, cut from the same cloth as the preppy chef school queers, they just live in la-la-lands where the whole world is magically waiting for them to come up with some gay disney bullshit dish
not to brag but I had a coffee and a banana yesterday. God I'm so fat
>>42644080You're dying
>>42644030Yeah you would like fudge wouldn't you? Pack the fudge do you huh? BenderI reckon we could evenly split a cadburys selection box quite well. I could leave those 3 ngl
i drank dr pepper today and ate pills
Tonight I am going to have sticky rice with a nice sauce and veggies and a fried egg AND cucumber salad AND miso with noodles and maybe tofu. I will resist the skinny apocalypse and eat until I'm all soft and cute
i JUST had that leftover pizza slice + a mug of coffee + an orangewill probably eat 5g of chocolate bar and a small spoon of doce de leite and then only dinner now
>>42644063Ah, shame then, I see they racepost a bunch
>>42644098ah, the Hollywood breakfast
Are a bag of chips and 4 beers and it's noon
>>42644101GOOD girl
>>42644067Home cooks are fine. The issue is people with huge unearned egos like jabba the hut up there. I always tell people that the best tasting food is something that someone else made for you and that cooking is a great thing to do. Just don't be a dick about people liking things you don't. Unless that thing is green olives.>>42644077It's a chemical reaction which causes food to turn tasty and brown. You need an environment which is sufficiently hot and dry for it to occur. You can learn to feel out when something will be too wet to brown right, or when a pan is too cool or too hot. There's a lot of things like that which are broad skills you can apply to a lot of other things. Once it clicks it becomes really easy. You just need to be open minded about things you think you could do better and do it often enough to improve.>>42644083based>>42644082You get it. I, personally, went to school because I learned to cook from my mom as a kid and I had a great opportunity to get a cheap education due to my families low income. I still cook today because it's the only thing I'm good enough at to make money off of.Some people just can't handle the stress or the chaos of the job and that's fine. It's not for everyone.
>>42644069elitist? no way. In fact. I admire bakers. I suck at homemade baking. Its so much prepwork and patience. If you can make homemade bread. Thats amazing. Im always wanting to learn and try new recipes and add my own touches to it. Id be a bad teacher tho. Theres no guidelines I follow. Each dish will never be the same. Never following a recipe exactly. But chefs like you are good at that. a methodical repetition able to make every dish taste the same as the last. Thats really cool ^_^. Your definitely more consistent id say. Sometimes I mess up. Sometimes it's not to my liking. You probably have a bunch of dishes that you know like the back of your hand. I have a few. We both have our strengths and weaknesses. Your a specialist. Im an allrounder. In a cooking battle. Youd rape me for sure :D>>42644101God I love that. I really hope it goes well.
>>42644113that was dinner. i had cereal for breakfast
>>42644118ATE
>>42644125Earlier you said the only point of culinary school it to learn to dump seasoning on things. Stop trying to suck up to me. I don't like you.
>>42643397that was so boring that dude was going way to slow he shoulda just bombed the hill as fast as he could thats why snowboarding is better
>>42644124it feels like my brain is hardwired to never improve at anything but i think if i can get addicted to the right substances i may be able to break out of it
>>42644140Just make a habit of doing things and you'll get better. There's no pill you can take to be a better cook.
>>42643492killing myself even after a month of no sex i wouldn't stoop to a femboy or a twink in womens clothes
How come bottoms love armpits so much
>>42644124Yeah being a chef can be super stressful. Didn't mean to offend. I hate chaotic environments so the quietness of my own kitchen is more my style. But I cant sing the praises of cooking your own food enough. Really getting to cook food to your own liking. Main reason I started cooking was because I was tired of eating the same things over and over. My older brother got me into it. Though my family are picky eaters so I kinda have to make certain dishes over and over again.>>42644134God forbid a woman teases a little.>>42644137Im pretty sure he wouldve died if he did that. Something about the oxygen changing.
I would not like for my boyfriend to be better at cooking than me. Its cool if he can cook but I take a lot of pride in having developed my cooking skills since I was very young and its one of the things I like to flex with.>>42644125It should go well as this is all food I cook regularly. It will be very tasty I think.>>42644120THANK you>>42644097Rude >:(Whats your favourite in a selection box? Or chocolate in general? Also do you like a bounty because they are my fave and I don't know how people dislike them so much
>>42644157nice boy smells make me go in heat
>>42644070thank u for sticking up for me ;-;>>42644147i think there are pills that can make u better at forming habits
>>42643544i do whole chickens at lunch sometimes feels good man and its better for you than fast food
>>42644157its nice...
>>42644061https://voca.ro/1i02E9H22rep
>>42644163Thats good. you should be proud and wanting to flex.
>>42644013yes!>>42644012poor wulfim :< sounds like ur going thru it rni hope u feel better soonmaybe try to take it easy today...
>>42644162Stop trying to kiss my ass. I'm not going to respond to you anymore.>>42644175No, there really isn't a magic pill to make learning easier. Just keep at it and it'll work out.>>42644176Based
>>42644180i might not listen to the whole thing but that is a lovely bear. i am saving that image :)
>>42644173>>42644177Should my armpit hair be shorter? >>42640624
>>42643639koshka or sanity or alex or dawgy or rose or bpd or autumn or rav theres a lot of cute girls
Also im going to attempt to make pulled pork buns with cheese, Alfredo sauce, cream cheese, and regular cheese. Idk what im doing but im just going to wing it.>>42644186Bully. What next? gonna make me eat it out too? Im trying to get you to stop bullying.
amerimutts will be like "ayo can I take a pill that makes me stop sharting at the 'mart???"have you not eating slop??!?!
>>42644201They just need to make a habit of eating more fiber. American diets have so little and it fucks them up.
>>42644186surely there are pills that can at least make me less depressed? maybe they can make it so i dont get so upset every time i fail at something
>>42644183https://voca.ro/1jwKMvBIsd4q>>42644193https://voca.ro/1nUnBawHXrLk
>>42644206I think you just need some more sunlight and fulfillment. Going outside more is very good for you.Maybe not right now since it's so cold out. But once summer comes around.
Oh I get along perfectly fine with the esoteric nazis she said; it's the harry potter fanfiction community that I don't like
>>42644205they have too many zogslave food colorings, too many sneed oils, not enough fiber, too many processed carbs/sugars, too many fucking pills
>>42644221We need RFK, but do we deserve him?
jirachi is one of my favourite pokemans
>>42644222no, people don't wanna be fed the truth, they think it tastes bad, they wanna instantly feel good with their zogged up poisons. If you dare take them away they will accuse you of fascism
>>42644163This is my celebrations tier list. Don't like it u no were the door is.I am a sucker for a nestle crunch bar or those big cadbury crunchie bars, keep your bounties!I saw a chocolate orange creme egg the other day, I bet thats well sickly
>>42644186gotta bulk dude once i'm back to 190 by august i'm gonna be like if rambo and terminator had a baby with a mustache and stubble
>>42644222Dude has an actual worm eating his brain from the shit he eats lol
>>42644239I started going to steak and shake regularly after he endorsed it. It's very good. RFK was right about everything.
>>42644221Meat and ferments diet
>>42644246and here's why thats a good thing
So my truck wouldnt start a couple days ago due to what I assumed was the cold killing the battery. Friend came to jump it and nothing, garage came with one of those industrial charger things and also nothing. Garage guy told me I needed a new starter if he couldnt start the battery.Decided to try just disconnecting it, cleaning the corrosion, and then ordered one of those jumper pack things off amazon and it came today.Well after cleaning the corrosion and then connecting to the jumper it started immediately.Don't trust mechanics trannies and chasers. Even for small jobs theyll try to get you. I guarantee they wouldve taken my truck in, cleaned the corrosion, added a new starter and a bunch of other crap and told me all of it was necessary but they just cleaned the corrosion off as a courtesy
>>42644246That was from handling a bear carcass not food.
>>42644214ok im evilmaxxing!!that hedgehog is TOO COZY i hope it gets COLD and SOGGY
>>42644253You didn't check the contacts before taking it to a shop?
I fucking hate america. Because I love it so much. But its just never gonna get better is it :[>>42644231Huge fan of arcanine and snorlax. Also Ursaluna
>>42644217i think im much better during summer. a little better at least
>>42644248meat rice and veggies always works for me i did eat a half rack of ribs half a chicken pulled pork 5 slices of brisket and a baked potato yesterday was nice to binge
>>42644263i want one of those big snorlax bean bag plushies but they cost like 500$
>>42644262I didnt take it to a shop at all. I just called triple a and tried to have them jump start it in my driveway
>>42644264Winter depression is a real thing. Especially this far north. You're from new york, right? It's gotta be pretty cold there still.
>>42644246He said that as part of the reason why he shouldn't have to give money to his ex wife who ended up committing suicide
>>42644263growlith and arcanine we my favorites too bad they suck in red and blue i like fire and dogs
d-does anyone here smoke their own meat? im a novice and only have an electric smoker. But... God I love big fat chubby guys who just smoke meats in a pellet smoker and just love smoking stuff.
>>42644271You called AAA before checking the contacts on the battery?
>>42644278Same I love fire (leo) and love dogs.
>>42644273past the finger lakes new york is a frozen hell hole
>>42644294Looks like my back yard here in northern ohio.
>>42644273im from new york but im in northern germany now lol>>42644294out west... unknown lands...
I ate like half of the burger and 5 fries and I couldn't eat any more :(
>>42644289Yeah, I had power and everything besides starting. Just wouldnt start. I basically was just hoping to get one more trip out of it before addressing it because I had shit to do that night. Obviously I knew I wasnt drawing optimally. I just thought it was funny he tried to talk me into towing and getting a new starter
>>42644240https://voca.ro/1ooTElDuYEfL>>42644258https://voca.ro/11VcB5gDj0NT
>>42644300all that backfill and a foot under is just frozen our excavator had trouble getting through it
>>42644305Why didn't you take me with you?
>>42644320my suitcase was full :( im sorry
this bumble app is awful I am not paying to view the girls that liked me that you are hiding from me
>>42644319You should see the frozen ruts in my yard from where a car gets parked.
>>42644305the wild west is fun you could kill a man and no one would know
>>42643834Cooking
>>42644333>>42644333>>42644333new
>>42644327It's fat girls.
NEW>>42644337NEW>>42644337NEW>>42644337
>>42644328wild if you're by lake erie you probably get the lake effect snow too eh?
>>42644345>>42644350Who will win?
>>42644294Penetrates ground 2X easier than what?
>>42644354I live within walking distance of lake erie. Last year we got 6 feet of snow over the course of two days. Luckily it's not that bad this year.
>>42644327Having to pay to see your likes is fucking insaneI'll stick to the grindr twinks, the app is paywalled to hell but at least it doesn't do that, if you've got muscles they'll open
>>42644358chad always wins
>>42644358Probably the one that didn't insult 60% of posters lmao
