Cont. from>>42636922
Do you ever see a guy and you just know he doesn't wash his ass and he isn't hot so it's disgusting rather than a turn on?
delicious daily american sneedhttps://x.com/CommieGibberish/status/2021704107199721774
I saw bald eagles yesterday omw to get food.What's up gg?
>>42642936I loved heated rivalry, but I’m a corny faggot
>>42642977stop talking about yourself
bought myself a tenga thing and it feels so weird because my foreskin already feels like a sleeve around my dick so using this thing feels like i have two foreskins
i should've taken him up on his offer and moved down to carolina.
>>42642996Ouch! My WIG!
>>42642998i dont even wanna know....
>>42643008you have a wig?! eeewon your hole?!!!!!!! ewwwwww
>>42642998but u do know that skin is built retractable?
>>42642970needs to be groomed imo
>>42642991No one finds this cool? Bald eagles is amazing!
>>42642998Is it reusable? Link?
>>42642995this is a cisgaygen, ftmgen is over there
>repostan because im gaydo we like Heated Rivalry here?usually i cringe at gay romcoms but goddamn if this wasn't a heart melterfuck ME dead i need a boyfriend pronto.
>>42642977I always assume the worst until proven otherwise. Better safe than sorry.
>>42643026>needs to be groomed imoRETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT
>>42643038>>42643057
>>42643060this is God speaking to you: kys
>>42643077Istg
>>42642991>>42643038<3
>>42643060Yeah I liked it. It's funny that the show gets less sexy and more emotional as it goes on
>>42643098it's because it's aimed towards women
>>42643060I liked but I’m a fudanshi so take that as you will
I want a handsome older man with a deep husky voice to just fuck my brains out
>>42643057I‘m not trans just a corny loser
>we just want free healthcare chud!
>>42643092Hey
literally only pooners identify as fudanshi
>>42643112The curls are crazy
>>42643112damn I thought this was somebody who had their neck cut really deep and their head was being pulled back
>>42643112That's the grossest asshole I ever seen
"THEY" don't want "YOU" to KNOW how they're farting on your "LIFE "
i hope i find someone to spend my life with but i guess im glad that even if i end up 40 and alone there'll be a steady stream of young guys who want me to fuck them for some reason
I can't imagine anything more humiliating than having a job
>>42643127No a lot of zoomer faggots who grew up on yaoi do as well
>>42643132Post Jäger hole
>>42643127nta but I'm a not tranny guy and am a fudanshi
>>42643025yeah but mine is long so when i masturbate it rolls back and forth over the head much like an inbuilt fleshlight>>42643050it is reusable but you have to clean it every use and be diligent, tenga spinner tetra. you can basically get it anywhere but i bought mine from lovehoney because it was on sale there
>>42643104I don't care who it's aimed at, it's gay men having gay sex on millions on TV screens across the world, and that's a good thing. But also, that's kind of how gay relationships start. It's extremely physical and low emotional stakes, and then you start catching feelings
>>42643150I'm not a slut
>>42643127Cis fudanshi pride
>>42643123:)
>>42643112classic, breh
>>42643112i bet you really thought this was funny on meth
>>42643160cut it off
>>42643180leddit post
>>42643163So why not porn. Seriously.
>>42643139you do know that non-morins get paid for thinking?
sphinxes were in the bible u retardnigger
>>42643188now why would i go and do that when it's served me well as a trustworthy friend for decades. i'd have to start spending money on hand lotion too, like some sort of american.
>>42643138>steady stream of young guys who want me to fuck them for some reasonlolalright gg, what are we dining tonight?
>>42643163>it's gay men having gay sex on millions on TV screens across the world, and that's a good thingbeing fetishized is not a win for anyone.
>>42643217no, i mean if its too long, like my nephews, you have to fix it to proper lengt
>>42643112Ts made my dih jihh so hard bro
>>42643026This looks worse. You have shit opinions
why are so many tops retarded when it comes to bdsm stufflike not knowing how to even bind my wrists properly, let alone anything more complexplus a lot are bitches about choking or hitting during sex, I just don't get it
>>42643160Give us a demonstration :3
>>42643227post tinsy peepee
>>42643223That's not the same thing. It's called exposure
>>42643169youre a namefag and a tripfag so you're a double slut
>>42643238as if anyone would even meet up with u in the first place
>>42643219Eggs on toast as usual, you?
>>42643236i live in a first world city not hicksville out in the woods where feral animals roam
>>42643226it's not phimotic or anything, i can pull it back all the way just fine>>42643247already came sorry anon. boutta go to bed
>>42643223Being fetishized by straight men IS a win thoughbeit
>>42643258it's only exposure if it's actually made by, for and about gay men
>>42643060Connor Storrie is do hot
>>42643270AI really is for brainlets
>>42643268kill yourself
>>42643270you turned a hot guy into someone who looks like he hosts a podcast about marvel movies. be ashamed of your tastes and proclivities!
>>42643280The show runner is literally a gay man. He's the one that pushed for all the gay sex scenes. What are you talking about??
are you ready for your kiss?
>>42643278that's never happened
>>42643300yessshhhh
>>42643307Me encountering the first monsters in my trip to silent hill
>>42643266that's happened multiple times, it's really easy to meet up with guys. the hard part is finding a guy who's worth it
>>42643308oh so you do have some balls>>42643321sure paige
I love boobs and pussy
>>42643333sry it's so hard for you to find guys to sleep with slayer, but the rest of us don't have that issue
>>42643338Get out
that internal flame of wanting to bottom has started burning in my anus
>>42643339lol he's such a pathetic loser
I hate all you fags. At least have the decency to be ashamed of yourself.
>>42643351the fire that never dies...
>>42643354No being gay rules I get to kiss hot men
Do you guys like brown twinks
i hate hearing the word alien now it scares me so damn much
>>42643351Are you asking for permission? Because I don't grant it.
Tired and freezing all the time also all my warmest clothes looks kinda mid. I miss summer so much :(>>42643307>priviet stalker
>>42643373how brown and hot?italians just filmed a real life heat movie
>>42643373yes but only if they’re lighter than steph curry OR darker than manute bol
>>42643373no they can look good in 2d but real ones are ugly
>>42643373no, masc whites for me pls
>>42643373>blue eyesWeird!!
>>42643354I don't feel shame. I feel superior.
>>42643373if he's cute he's cute
leperchaun
poop brown isn’t my jam is what i’m saying i guess
>>42643411>t.
A pic i found and saved for Boomy
>>42643373sometimes i see an asian twink and i wouldblack gays seem to very private? i rarely ever see black guys on Reddit posting their photosi've seen so few black twinks in general in the wildwhere do all the black twinks hang out?
>>42643394sup tranny
>>42643405It’s forms a beautiful contrast
>>42643427his nussy looks fuckable doe
yeah we stay on dungeons & dragons and NOT on that shit.you willl get fucked up so bad for staying on that shit
>>42643439
>>42643448with your appendage, sure
>>42643427I'm a clean slate. No tattoos, no piercings, just perfection. Was there a point to this or are you just here to demonstrate your limited thought process?
>I'm a clean slate. No tattoos, no piercings, just perfectionare you euphoric rn in this moment?
>>42643404do a lot of older guys just get pencil eraser sized nipples? how do i prevent this? they look like big skintags lol
>>42643427
>>42643480who else’s dick would it be retard???
>>42643502dont get so aggressive just because you are tiny, shiza! its OH KAY! doesnt matter what the girls say!
>>42643458My character has a +3 shield of blocking out your bullshit
>>42643499Got my answer. Have fun with your miniscule brain and matching penis.
>>42643513whatsup with that schizoid troon? it just keeps spamming here every day... the usual i guess... gd replacement
>>42643511stop trying to make anons into the target of your obsessions you dumb ape
>>42643523im bihh than u, fatso, yuuuggggge!!!
Why does anyone oppose IDs to legally vote ?
what does it feel like to have a guy piss in your ass?
>you dumb apethat was unexpected but thank you! :3 *kissies*look at the majestic pic i shot
i hate ppl that think rhythm cant be practiced.... such a old song to know you can practice it by just listening to music. a very violent old song that used to destroy families
>>42643541Rethuglicans will use anything to rig the midterms
>>42643548Amazing if you're into it
>>42643557And you said you weren’t a slut
>>42643548feels like a million dollars!
>>42643551Fuck off thorny you psychotic obsessed trannyfaggot
>>42643444Be nice, Rodney>>42643551Woaah the eagle has an eagle dihh
>>42643541some people who are legal just don't like ID's, such as the Amish or off-grid types...they don't want to be put into a system, I once saw an Amish state ID and had no photo which was odd, they allow them to have ID's with no identification photos on it..
Would you eat pooner pussy?
>>42643598no eating pussy is the lowest thing a man can do
>>42643598I don't think I would enjoy it. i've hanged out with lesbians who are more mean and catty to each other than gays I've been around have ever been and they were talking about their ex's nasty pussies, they apparently get yeast infections all the time and their pussies can smell really bad i've never known any guy who had a yeasty dick or ass... and imagine having to go down on a woman you find hot and then finding out she's yeasty...
>>42643541Citizenship is already a requirement to vote, and instances of noncitizen voting are rare.Many eligible citizens don’t have access to documentary proof of citizenship.There are better ways to verify citizenship that put the responsibility on government, not voters.The SAVE Act could have unintended consequences for election officials and election administration.The SAVE Act needs more time and resources to be implemented well.
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
>>42643614>dont have accessHow so?
the creatura is so desperate for timurs attention, it's sad
>>42643598I literally js had a nightmare about a puhhy trying to sit on my face so no
>>42643633Weird nightmare to have
>>42643552the oldest songs were so nice. when ppl cared about each other. yep thats one of the most violent ones... i love the allen ginsberg sooooo much.rhythm can be practiced and improved with just listening to music...another tip about music im noticing... the voice rly isnt a instrument. its a toy! not just for playing music but instead something made entirely for your enjoyment.u dont even need to listen to different music to improve your rhythm i think? you can improve even by only listening to the same shit
>>42643614>instances of noncitizen voting are rarebecause they use deceased citizens information to vote via mail in ballots
>>42643500idk i think its usually weirdos who are into nipple play, they get those sucker things and it makes them bigger maybe idk
>>42643621One of the proposed required forms of verification is a passport. Half of Americans don't have passports, and they cost over $100 to be issued.
>>42643645Birth certificate is enough tho
>>42643598im probably kinda bi so maybe, but on the whole i find masc body with vag repulsive, id rather fuck a normal woman if i were to go that route desu
>>42643645>and they cost over $100 to be issuedi thought americans were rich?
There was no question about election integrity until Trump. And it has been proven that he is one performing election interference.
>>42643656how many people have their original birth certificate? reminds me i need to try to reorder mine, DMV wouldn't accept mine, after it got a stain on it, but you can't laminate it.. so dumb
>>42643656Not everyone has that either. And they're requiring multiple forms of verification from people that are already verified citizens.
>>42643431daww ty so very much. You remembered my spirit animal lolHere you go. I stopped to make webm to pay you in panda.I am pretty distracted but want to thank you. I hope you are having a good day. I liked your eagle pics. Be well bb.
>>42643677Thank you B. Take care
>>42643657What about those femboy twink pooners
>>42643431>>42643677>>42643686
>>42643703Gaygen can't handle friendliness.
Good morning!!
>>42643751it's night. post hole
>>42643751Evening!
Is this the hottest man currently in the UFC?
>>42643756N-nooo it's daytime outside in CaliforniaBut good evening!>>42643759Good evening Anon!
>>42643722I can handle your friendliness, Jager!>>42643770He does look handsome!
>>42643773then post naturally lit hole
>>42643784I don't know, my friendliness is very big.
I want to push a man down and ravage him
>>42643691maybe but if im gonna fuck a vag i might as well just pretend to be straight. a pooner twink is just the downsides of being gay without actually getting to fuck guys
Additional notification of the existence of Quillan "Minority Destroyer" Salkilld
>>42643884I don't like sports where people hurt eachother...
At this point I'm wondering if interacting with 0 women socially in my day to day life outside of phone calls with my mom is starting to affect my mentality
>>42643896A lot of times it is incredibly heartwarming to see the respect fighters develop for each other in the ring. Similar to bdsm, there is controlled, anticipated pain followed by aftercare of some kind, applied by team or opponent. In many ways it is more intimate than sex. Watch Dom Mar Fan vs. Kim Sang-Wook for a recent example. It is a beautiful thing to ask someone to bring you the pain and trust them to play it clean and fair.
>>42643918do you take medications for mental illness?
>>42643957yes
>>42643918I'd rather watch sex desu
Post the anus based attack
>>42643966Whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPXlI6B35F4
ITT we share our own secret lifehacks
>James Van Der Beek's family launches GoFundMe to help with 'financial strain'does this happen in any other country? where even celebrities families need to start a gofundme to help with medical debt? Just American things. Guess he should have been a better actor and made more money...
>>42643918Most of the times there's nothing heartwarming about it. You talk like a pseud
>mocking dead people>behold the power and strength of the gaygen poster
>>42643816And? What's stopping you? The weak exist to be conquered by the strong
>>42644025>don't get offended by people that don't care about you>family isn't more important then anyone else in your life. If they are toxic, cut them off, they don't deserve your time just because you're related >soft boil eggs, not hard-boiled
there is absolutely nothing wrong with monkey branching until you find someone better to be in a relationship with
>>42644086you didn't read my post clearly, i was mocking the american healthcare industry
The tops exist go be conquered by the bottoms
>>42644088I’m physically strong but mentally weak
>>42643913Women are, by and large, a waste of intellectual energy.
One of the best life hacks i learned is this:If you an artist and you create something you're very proud of, destroy it.
>>42644119Then you're not strong. Strength is a complete package. You're just a big vagina with a gym membership. Pathetic.
>>42643913Who dafuq wants to talk to women. Not even straight guys want to talk to them lmao.
>>42644141True :(
>>42644141a vahina can take a harder pounding than dihh or bahhs
>>42643500those are normal sized nipples?
>>42644025Got this great one from my therapist:If you get sad, just stop being sad
>>42644139Ok osamu
>>42644174the fact you had to be told that
Who fights with RuPaul???
>>42644088May I remind you this is an American blue board. Let's ease up on the deg*nerate obsc*nity a bit.
>>42644195her boyfriend is sexy? or is it husband?
>>42644185Osamu?
>>42644139I do that to all my relationships and friendships.
>>42644259I think it's only beneficial to materialism objects lol
>>42644187Hey at least it was my parent's money, not mine.
There is literally no Silent Hill flavor to Silent Hill F. It's so bad.
>>42644207if i was a rich bitch i'd have a hot bf too
>>42644288cute bottom>>42644296they're wasting your inheritance>>42644307which one of them is hot
>>42644317wow! you are soooo funny, sis! i laughed at every of your replies!
how much of a bottom are you?
>>42644303Maybe i dont hate u that much after all what do you think about the sh2 remske?
>>42644332when i put on my shoes, i pop out an egg!
>>42644332im so much of a bottom i sit down to pee like a good boy
>>42644202>picture still clearly depicts a man about to murder his brother in cold bloodgod bless amurrica
if I was a billionaire I would buy like a set of 5 primo twunksmoney is so wasted on the likes of jeff bezos. have seen his wife? yeesh
>>42644355if you're home then sitting down to pee is just common sense
>>42644355Sit down to pee in my mouth
>>42644373ok mr thiel, did you not have enough enough murdering
>>42644334I haven't tried it yet, what do you think of it? And SHf?
Leaving the seat up so when the bottomwifey goes to pee she falls in the toilet teehee
>>42644391my ftm sister leaves the seat up and it's just like what are you doing sis
>>42644391I had a client that got mad when I left the seat up and accidentally I did it 3 times
>>42644405but, she doesn't...what.
>lifting the seat to pisswhat a bunch of princesses
this is gonna be my first valentines with a bf and he's sleeping over. i might get plapped
>>42643792Nuuuu>>42643794I'll do my best!!
Yeah! When I pee I go all over the top seat LIKE A MAN!
>>42644405Wouldn’t that be your brother than?
My face could be the urinal
Spraying all over my in laws toilet to assert dominance over the bottoms dad
If you pee standing up at your home, your bathroom is splattered with urine and it smells like a public urinal
I like kale
>>42644516Would u let biboomer pee on ur face and drink it
>>42644543you think these subhumans don't like it that way?
>>42644560People who call others subhumans are usually very asinine and repulsive on all fronts
>>42644550I have to be man handled and forced or coerced and idk because Idk what he looks like.
>>42644543omg that's so hot, can't wait to lick the floor! :3
Omg now she can turn beast mode literally. I think I can't finish this game
some subhuman's feeling was hurt
>>42643005he's pornstar jax wheeler. im so talented that i know porn star by names ;)
>>42644567but, you forget, also truthsayers
Need aroace bf
i'm starting to grow hair in my ears and it's annoying cause i can't see it to remove it
cheating on your bottom but the dad avenges him by ravaging you and pimping you out as a local cumdump o_O
>>42644545I like Garlic and Parmesan Kale Chips
>>42644545Did u ride ur dildo last night
Could you live without sex for the right guy?
I love you allah <3
>>42644679Have you never read Lady Chatterley's Lover? dumbass
>>42644691cut off your foreskin to prove it
>>42644703That's not a answer
>>42644638when they are dry, fill your ear with gas from a a lighter for a sec and light itturkish barber trick
>>42644679the right guy enjoys having sex with me
>>42644805If you found your soulmate, married them, and they have a injuring where they can't have sex anymore?
my ideal relationship is what they have:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj0fKgYXXmQwho wants to be my Charlie Kirk?
>>42644839had*
>>42644844>>42644679
>>42644839But we’re all Charlie Kirk already
>>42644867idk probably
>>42644737The plot is the answer to your question.
>>42644879I mean you already spent 35 years alone and without sex, what another 35 years could do?
>>42644880Impossible
>>42644803you don't fill the ear moran
>>42644890my soulmate would still need to exist first
Cezary in left, me in right
>>42644545They say its a superfood but idk how because you would need to puree it to digest it. Sometimes I wonder if it is just hype to get us to eat plants.
>>42644920my condolences for such poor soul if he actually exists
>>42644932Me on the left, Cezary right
>>42644955Women!
What was shizas tranny name
reminder that Jager claims to be from Russia but speaks no Russian yet posts broken English
>>42644803i'm not lighting myself on fire over hair
>>42644968Peanut Arbuckle
>>42644976Hey idiot I came out as American. you can hear my American accent in vocaroos.
>>42644988>I came out as AmericanCongrats on your transition!
believe nothing Jager says. it turns out to be lies every single time
>>42645002Thank you
>>42644901i do, its sexier>>42644982its gas, not gasoline, dirty amerimutt
>>42644933oats is a real superfood>>42645033
>>42644673Ohh that sounds delicious! I had some nacho cheese flavored ones before that I haven't been able to find again.>>42644678No, not at night...>>42644933Hmm I don't know. I do like to eat it though! And with fresh cherry tomatoes!
Is everything alright guys? I heard asmongold declared war on woke, so I thought I'd check.
I need to milk Leon lady melonst.Stas on estrogen
>>42645055When will you ride your dildo today
>>42645043you need to work on your anger issues
The only things I lied about is my age and where I live.
>>42645065>Why does Asmongold not shower?>Does Asmongold have missing teeth?
>>42645120why don't you wear underwear?
>>42645065Idc about epstein illuminati cia psyop faggot tranny slaves
>>42645150I am at the moment
>>42645150cuz I stole them
>>42645073I don't knowww I don't plan it
>>42645158prove it>>42645160you can't steal what he doesn't have
>>42645161Can you take a pic pls riding ur dildo u always took pics for me bby
>>42645161lies, you do it every night
>>42644660Oh my...
>>42645167use your imagination
>>42644660how the bottoms turn
>>42644588I read that as "my subhuman's feeling were hurt" and thought that would be the sweetest thing a guy could say about me.
>>42645217go to bed delta
>>42645226?
new: >>42645324
do gays really just fuck, ghost, and block. I’m noticing a pattern here
>>42644710Thats her hijabi she is a modest gworl