I enjoy ragebaiting landlords by being overly friendly and dumb at the same time and hurting their ego by giving a fuck about their threats.These fuckers are so inflated sometimes
You can do a shit ton of damage to a persons house that wont be visible for a year and will look like some building defect sister, you need to get more creative. Chip a bit of mortar out of the brickwork or pry up a weatherboard and tip an entire jug of draino into the wall cavity and get up into the roofspace with a broom and blast off some roof cladding that wont be visible from the street. If its a concrete slab or it has a basement in a wet area dig around and rip out tanking membranes especially at the corners. You can easily rack up 5 to 6 figures worth of damage and subject the parasites to a grassroots punitive tax - if this was china in the 60s we would have been legally allowed to kill them with our fists. Also plant a shit load of creeping bamboo.
>>42660735i want to look up to you like an older sister
>>42660735Extremely based. Pouring oil down the drain is also nice.
>>42660735I think i just fell in love.....
>>42660735>subject the parasitesHahahaYou naive girlThey'd pass the costs on to the rentiesI admire your spirit though
>>42660798I thought you loved harlot? are you poly now?
>>42660976I dont love her. Im glad i got to finally block her. What a drag it is talking to her. No idea how frieren puts up with her
>>42660994you said you loved her just todayyou really need to make up your mind we can't keep up with the drama
>>42660867they can't easily pass the costsif they could then they wouldn't even gaf about itmost likely it will come out of their pocket or just stay unfixed
>>42660999Where did i say that?
>>42661002okay you said you really like her and want to fuck her sorrycan you guys set up an rrs feed or a blog so we can stay up to date on the current drama it would make it a lot easier to keep track of everything
can’t you have the grace to not talk about me if you are going to block me. we never got to talk. happy valentine’s day fren
>>42661025U could just like.... not enter my threads..Lets not pretend it wasnt you who asked the question either
i had a dream about buying peanut butter m and ms on christmas with my brother and going to my dads house
>>42660867yeah realistically they'll just double the rent
wasn’t
>>42661025>>42661152>>42661160why do you torture office-sama like this?
>transbian dramahave the decency to keep it to the containment thread
>>42661167you mean lesgen?
i need to be alone… off to work https://youtu.be/hgJ7dmr_ysU?si=21oCxv-N4j5cfTE5
If you are so poor you have to rent I genuinely think you shouldn't be allowed to vote, go on the internet etc.
>>42661232Lmaooooo ok trust fundie
>>42661216stop being obsessed with her it was all fake anyway
>>42661263Hardly, my parents were so poor we grew up renting. Since you are a transbian you are very likely intelligent. Your parents were most likely successful people, but you are downwardly mobile because of your own personal failures. I think it's completely fair that people like you are isolated from society. You're always a type of extremist any way
>>42661216you should go to your boyfriend and ask him to be your valentine and have a nice day together
>>42661163You cant pretend to be japanese anymore. The illusion is broken
A couple years ago I had a landlord I got away with not paying rent to for half a year. I did it by reading the housing code and learning what was and wasn't suitable for rentals, then I told her I wouldn't be paying rent until the issues, which I had itemized, were fixed. I also created penalties for things like workers showing up at unexpected times by not letting them into the building and threatening to press charges as one of them showed up when I was in the middle of a job interview. I didn't work with a housing lawyer at this time (the union was too busy) but I recommend you do so if you plan to follow in my footsteps. One important tip is be very particular about what you get in writing. It's best to start out month to month as a subletter, and ideally you should provide them with no documentation on your end of agreement to anything. You should *only* communicate this way to reiterate upon the itemized issues. Do not agree or imply you will pay back rent after they are fixed. Do not acknowledge that anything has been improved, merely remove things from the list if they've been genuinely repaired to perfect working condition. Ideally you want the landlord to text you, while you call them, do not reply to the texts, if you can bait them into texting you threats then that's even better. You must also figure out how long in advance you need to be given a warning before you legally have to leave, usually that's 2-3 months but you must read the housing code yourself to determine. Good luck nona(s).
I am tripling your rent and adding a new clause that you must do the reze dance for me every month
>>42661525You should also read the local planning scheme and report them to your local municipal surveyors for dodgy shit if the surveyors issue a corrections order they will void rental payments until the works have been undertaken. A common dodgy retard thing the landlords do is converting garage spaces into extra bedrooms and they will never have the proper ceiling height, natural light, ventilation and to actually bring it up to the plan is going to run them a fuck tonne of cash and require building and probably planning permits as well which can push works out to like a year or two.
>>42661628Thats a good fucking point and honestly sounds alot like what was going on in my place です
This is OP btw
>>42661525You sound like a massive piece of shit.
>>42661688wtf frieren you guys had a truce
>>42661525You sound like a dreamy beautiful woman....I wish i had friends like you.
>>42661289I was gonna get mad but honestly you're right. My poorness is a moral failing. I had more than enough chances to study hard, grind, etc. I have had so much given to me. My network could easily be 2mil by now if i actually spent 50% effort. Im just morally, emotionally weak, lazy. And a bit dumb! Nyaaaaaaa But hey, who knows.. maybe even a dumbass like me can turn things around...Its a doggy eat dog worldI hereby confess, i, office of the transbians. Am weak and lazy...i have sinned... i have abandoned my destiny many a times.....
>>42661812i’m so mad at you more to come sorry at work…..
>>42661869Omg, frieren this bitch is unhinged. Can u not keep her on a leash???Don't come crying to me when she blocks u again.God.
>>42661876you have no idea what i'm going to expose.
>>42661711I am a bad person but I'm cute.>>42661812First of all there's nobody else like me in the world. But you should go find your local anarchist collective, I guarantee you will find some cool people
>>42661882What do you mean.....Can... u just leave me alone... i was kinda enough to patch u up when frieren blocked u. Can u leave me alone nowDumb dog
>>42661885everyone knows what you did when they check their email.
>>42661883Im not an anarchist, and neither are you. You seem like a bureaucrat like me. You have done nothing wrong, you merely use the law to its full capacity. If anything you are more moral than anyone because you follow the law so closely, you are the ultimate citizen. Lets not forget to be a victim to ones ignorance is a moral failing, god doesnt look kindly upon those who choose to be ignorant. So its logical to assume that those who use the law to victimize others are morally good assuming those you victimize are otherwise predators (landlords etc)You are the small wo(man) who has taken up arms against the big man within the confines of the law. God smiles upon you sister
lmao email poster not me i did say more to come though… i will use a goofy trip for now… i told frieren i unfortunately i have to see things through with you. im crying in the bathroom at work. i wish you were real and serious with me so i can move on ik its not over in my heart and i want to see things through with you. i cant move on if i don’t… you still own me for now even if i dont want it to be that way. pls be gentle with me i will be likely telling my partner today or at least trying to break up again i cant live like this yearning so much for you… frieren is an angel and deserves much much more than me and all this shit but i have to do what i i feel in me though ik its wrong im so mad at you but i want you to be my valentine and lover. you have taken so much from me. i hate your landlord too. i wish you could bite my nose. i’m so mad at you pls have me
>>42662076Uhhhhhhhhhhhhjhh this is a problem because.... uhhhhh ........... iv kinda moved on last month? Im emotionally avoidant.I tell u what though. If you dont tell your partner today, i will consider making u my gf in 7 months and 7 days. However, by then you need to have payed of all your debt, moved out, and AND this is the important part. Dont try to break up with a schizo moid who has a shotgun.....The breakup part comes at the end thay should be obvious. At least thats how id do it in that dangerous situation.Follow path 1 guidelines and ask frieren for advice regarding path 1 she will know.
>>42662076KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYSDO IT HARLOT BREAK UP WITH YOUR DUMB WIFEBEATER AND BUY A ONE WAY TICKET TO BERLIN
>>42662220Stop putting ideas in her fragile young mind...... She deserves better than us toxic channers. I hope frieren cam save her
>>42660671psychopath behavior. as expectedrope
>>42662287You need to start looking for a higher paying job so you can support your bride-to-be
>>42662386I dont want a wife. Too much responsibility I dont even want a pet. Too much responsibility. Though i wouldnt mind like a raven that was free that could visit me on my balcony every now and then and i could make raven noises at it....
>>42662115>>42662287I think I give up office. Sorry. It's been a while since I was hurt this much. Maybe you're right about the whole not letting others close to you thing. Please try to be nice to her.
>>42662758Of course i was right! And guess what, i wont be re adding harlot just cuz you got cold feet. Harlot is yours frieren chan~My philosophy wins. Your philosophy was too naive.What a wonderul valentines day! Instead of love I could spread the word of MISERYINDIVIDUALISM SOLITUDESELF PRESERVATION SELFISHNESSIts like a negative valentines day!Its cursed valentines!Its halloween valentines!!!!!Feel the misery with me my dears, isnt it wonderful? Doesnt it taste all too delightful? My world is consuming yours, you are being eclipsed by the truth i have set in motion.THERE IS NO ESCAPETHERE IS ONLY YOU IN A VAST VAST EMPTY SPACECLOSENESS IS AN ILLUSIONFEEEEEL THE BITTERNESS MY DEARSFEEEEEEEL AND TASTE THE DARKNESSISNT IT BEAUTIFUL?!
>>42662831classic office turd behavior sorry everyone
>>42662850And btw, you still owe US a reze danceReze DANCE REZE DANCE REZE DANCEThis would be the crowning moment of the entire sagaThe humiliation ritual would be complete. You can wear a mask for anonymity ifnu want. Now that frieren is gone, no one can protect u from the REZE DANCETHE REZE DANCE THE REZE DANCE..Reze reze reze reze reze dance!!!! Gimme reze dance!!!
>>42662758cuckrensama!!
>>42662932Hey stop bullying my victims. This is MY feast You're just a parasite, a vulture coming for the leftovers You really are trash.
Hating landlords is gay, and retarded. If it weren't for landlords, you would be either living with your parents, or on the streets. Kill all commie pedo transbians. T. Ancap troon.
>>42662932you’re a fucking pig just bully me it’s my fault she is too caring and sweet i hate myself
>>42662948>>42663274cuckrensama is truly lucky to have such sweet and caring friends
>>42663281i don't think she has any friends at all desu
>>42663281i know for a fact im tainted and everyone else does too frieren is better off without my contamination and you are a weird pathetic stalker with no rizz… you can say i am too which idc but you’ve never even been close to office and never will. you live vicariously through our drama you will never know and it’s pathetic you are up to date on. since you wanna be me so bad may as well wipe my ass like i do. i will let you keep the tissues since ik you would want them faggot
>>42663364Your drama is nothing without me. As your audience I am the one to give it life and meaning.
>>42663389i’d prefer it in private actually what a retarded thing to say.. weird fucking voyeur who the fuck were you calling a cuck? your audience means nothing the fact you tell yourself it means anything to any of us actually is making me laugh damn weird japanese larping nona happy valentines to you also
>>42663389Legendary cope from the poor little vulture. Imagine getting roasted by harlot hahahahaa god, you really are trash. Actually, you might be less than trash hahahahahajahaja
>>42663437I dont want to fight you officesama
>>42663432you need me harlot dont lie to yourself
>>42663432All of this doesn’t change the fact that you’ve hurt frieren more than any anon calling her a cuck could ever do.
>>42663467? i don’t? not engaging in this further with you and unlike my goodbyes to office i promise this’ll be 1/1 easy>>42663472did i say it does? yeah im a piece of absolute shit she deserves infinitely more.. i wish shit ran its course fully with office shitter then i met her and was also somehow infinitely better than i am now. unfortunately im in love with someone who makes jokes about my uncle who raped me. it’s not ideal at all, but she is made for me idk
>>42663460You are beneath harlot. Know your place
>>42663512Ommaaagaaaarrrddd r u still harping on about that ONE inappropriate joke i made.........Also u gotta learn that just cuz im perfect for u, doesn't mean you're perfect for me. One sided boss aint the basis for love trust me on that
>>42663512I don't believe you. You haven't told a truth once in your entire life have you?
>>42663551Projecting
>>42663553I'm not japanese!!
>>42663512You’re right about being a piece of shit. I can’t believe you really ended things with frieren on Valentine’s Day to be with office retard.
>>42660735hilarious that your response to useless people is becoming less than useless
>>42663541ehh yeah i’m not rich and can’t give you an easy life idk can’t make all your problems go away but yk im a pretty good match for you
>>42663573yeah me either
>>42663541Office retard I think you suck but hopefully you mean it when you say you don’t want her. What she did today only shows that she can’t be trusted with anyone and you were right about her all along.
>>42663588Who said i want someone rich? Its so weird how you jump to conclusions sometimes. You're not the one for me because i dont want you. There is no further explanation needed. I want what i want.
holy shit harlot is the biggest retard on the board
>>42663605Its not entirely her fault that she chose me over frieren. She is a mere human, and i am a magnetic calamity. Even my haters call me charming and funny, thats insane.Its probably due to my narcissism. I suck people in and then spit them out as atoms. Do not blame the sinner blame the sin.Just as humans will always eat the fruit of knowledge so too will the naive choose me over goodness.
>>42663615idk if rich is what you want? i’m just saying im not like optimal, and we both know you do want me drop the act. when will it start back again when i start move on? …lmao. please be with me in anyway or i will waist my life wanting you either way im fine. you will miss out on the love of your life idc. if you are multiple people fucking with me idc. in my heart rn i want you and if you aren’t in the slightest bit real im fine having chased that to nothing. …alsooo weird me jumping to conclusions? do you read most of the things you say? you even go back on a lot of them. let there be grey area let me hold you. i beg idc you know i will make a fool of myself and i have
>>42663665i wrote the charming and funny post btw sorry
>>42663665Harlot only wants to hurt you too.
>>42663664harlot retard i’m taking her last name
>>42663682You’re fine with having hurt frieren even if office isn’t a real person at all? You are seriously the worst person on this board. Even office has more empathy than you.
>>42663691Kekekkek i kinda figured i wasnt totally sure thoBut yea, u need to stop chasing me. Why not go for frieren? Isnt she like pretty? And she got u gift too i think right? All though, i do kinda sorta suspect the only reason she wanted u was because i wanted u. Thats just my suspicion but heavily projected cuz that's how i function im very immature
>>42663713i have empathy for frieren and i shouldn’t lie about the current state of what i want when ik rn im limerent for office. it’s awful and i wish i had a clear mind to never let her in and hurt her. she is beautiful and an angel and very smart and far beyond me. ik she is better off without me
>>42663724>let her inyou mean lure her in
>>42663715she is very beautiful and i don’t want to disclose details because i don’t want anons using it to say things about her but as for anons trying to assess how big of a piece of shit i am for not choosing her assume she did the world. she really deserves more.
>>42663733yeah i’m not gonna argue anything that makes me look better and her bad im a monster
>>42663715i love you sorry
>>42663741What present did she get u tho? Kinda curious
>>42660671The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house
>>42663756i’m not telling you fuck you
>>42663755BoringIf u want to entertain me do the REZE DANCEREZE DANFE RECE DANFE REZE DANCEEEE!!!!! PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE
>>42663773i’m not doing it. i will haunt you forever and idc
>>42663757>>42663773Synchronicity spotted
I think office and frieren should date each other to show harlot what a piece of shit she is.
>>42663804i would be okay with this
>>42663788Omgawwddd u r like the worst ghost. Have u not seen jjk??? There is this guy called uhhhh he is some jobber but he has a yandere ex spirit who stalks him called RIKA. And look, this rika chick, she does, EVERYTHING. Like yo, harlot, u do NOTHINGNo harlem shakeNo reze dancenOThingU suckWorst ghost everU always want want want wantBut what do you GIVE?!WHERE IS MY RIGHTFUL ENTERTAINMENT????!?!?!??!
>>42663809if office treated her nicely and i they got monthly payments from me i don’t have a lot of money but i want to hurt from this forever
>>42660671Most of my living family are landlords and they are greedy narcissistic shitbags. They have made promises to help me with post surgery support then broken them last minute because working on one of their rentals was more important. They say shit like "we respect all people, nona. no matter what they choose"Fuck them. They have earned every ounce of bad karma coming their way.
>>42663809No harlot, you wouldn't get to watch them fuck.
>>42663822idc stop interrupting us
>>42663832Well actually you're the intruder here..... that anon was actually replying to the point of the thread...
Plz plznpllz plzzzzz do the reze dance
Office you need to save frieren from harlot.
>>42663865Nah im good ^_^
>>42663791You're right me and that other poster should go on a date >>42663813 hint hint
>>42663876So you’re going to marry harlot now or what?
>>42663887Nope
>>42663919You have to pick one.
>>42663925My options really aren't that limited.
Harlot if you do the reze dance for us all here (whilst wearing a covid mask for anonymity if u prefer) then i can say that the likelihood is high for one day in 2 years ill invite u over here to get to meet me for fr. As in it would be a high likelihood event. But it is only potentially unlocked by doing the reze dance!Also remember u once said u would bludgeon me in my sleep so the chances of me every meeting u are very low because of that. But the reze dance has chances of giving u an opportunity to meet meVery good deal go for it
>>42664006Can you not go 10 minutes without contradicting yourself?
>>42663845oh yeh i forgot.. are you the one that made the transbian confession about deep throating?
>>42664006Do this harlot, office always tells the truth. We want to see you dance.
>>42663832Go make fuck with yourself, cunt
>>42664006i was quoting a smiths song that was referring to how you say awful things one day then say you are joking and i shouldn’t be caught up also ties into me using vivre sa vie images bc the part where the mc cries at joan of arc being a martyr in a movie then ironically her own actions? lead to her death at the end.. i’m insufferable and i don’t like the smiths too too much but it was contextual relevant. i quoted it to to mock you. i’m cringe ik Sweetness, I was only joking when I saidI'd like to smash every tooth in your headOh sweetnessSweetness, I was only joking when I saidBy rights you should be bludgeoned in your bedAnd now I know how Joan of Arc feltNow I know how Joan of Arc feltAs the flames rose to her Roman noseAnd her Walkman started to melt
>>42664020I dont recall. Can u post the thread? I dont remember any such thing
>>42664083Okay can you do the dance now?
>>42664083You are cringe as shit. Shut the fuck up and go away.
>>42664100harlot is actually worse than cringe. read up on what she did. especially today.
>>42664083No idea what vivra sa via is u keep mentioning it. Qrd?Also its funny as heck u wrote the lyrics cuz when i read them i heard them in Morrissey voice (i actually love the smiths so this is another incompatibility my dear) Anyway. Gimme reze dance. Please
Do the dance harlot! Then office will love you!
>>42664109I really dont think she is bad considering her circumstances. Her mom died early, uncle abused her. She lives in a meth nest and her bf is a schizo with a shotgun. And she has bpd. And she is American. She is doing all right considering these things. Iv seen people succumb to far less.
>>42664110they are okay.. i like them too just not a favorite band
>>42664132That’s not what you were saying these past weeks.
>>42664126God ur such a weirdo. Can u just leave. U seriously creep me out. Stop saying stuff and being cruel to her. I wont love her for the reze dance. I just want the reze dance cuz its fun and i need funU are pam bondi tier for picking on a victim like her. And honestly im not much better since im trying to get a reze dance from her.Whatever i retract my quest for reze dance i dont wanna be a pos like this anon.Ur free to go harlot.
>>42664149Yea well i learned. Also. Get a job.
>>42664155You’re repeatedly asking her to dance and promising to meet up with her and now you’re blaming some other anon for repeating what you say?
>>42664174Well.. yea? Only i get to be cruel. The rest of you vermin should know your place.
>>42664110of music like that it goes some cure albums=some new order albums>the best smiths albums… also you would love the smiths lol
>>42664197So you’re still just playing with harlot’s feelings? Jesus harlot really is the dumbest person on this website if this is what she traded for frieren.
>>42664214go the fuck away, this has nothing to do with landlords
>>42664214Why would i love the smiths?
>>42664214No remorse at all in your dumb little brain.
Im lowkey thinking the rancid anon hating on harlot is actually frieren. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>42664245I just hate both of you. You’ve been torturing everyone in lesgen for weeks.
>>42664236they are dramatic and contrarian
>>42664274Still waiting for the reze dance.
>>42664274Do u wanna know something funny.. yes u do Once at a family gathering, we were like eatingmeat cuz it was barbecue. And uhh we were taking turns choosings songs for the loud speaker. When it was my turn i chose meat is murder. The sounds of dying animals really elevated the dinner i think! I did it to bring awareness to what were doing was in fact wrong. An innocent must die ....Im a self aware meat eater. I know its wrong However i have animals i don't eat. Like pig, cow. Little lore tidbit for ya ;)Btw im not.playing with u. Im just playing. Im a player and u know it. Dont go crying bout getting burned when u play wid fire. I AM THE FIREI AM THE LIGHTNING I AM THE VESEEL FOR DIVINE WRATHI AM THE VESSEL FOR DIVINE PROVIDENCE I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE OF HEAVENDEMONS FEAR MEWOMEN DESIREMEN WORSHIP MEI AM THE GREATEST TRANSBIAN EVER
>>42664332*an innocent animal must dieIts death for no reasonI cant remember the lyrics other than they SLAPim gonna listen to it now rq
>>42664332Also dont get the wrong idea. Im not a family person. I maybe visit them once a year and feel almost 0 connection to them. And half of my family i havent visited in 4 years at least simply out of boredom (it doesnt bring me dopamine to travel)
why don’t you people ever use discord to discuss your drama? why do you need to post it on the board for all to see?
>>42664332i love your lore tidbits. i’m fine being burned. i already knew you don’t eat pig and cow. i love you
>>42664382I..... DONT love you! Nyaaanyaaanyaaanyaaa nyaaanyaa nayanyanaynyaaa nyaaa nyaanyaa nyaaanyaaaanyaana
>>42664382you dont love officesama, you said you love frieren more than her. you dont appreciate her beautiful personality and superior wit
>>42664421happy valentine’s day<3
>>42664422I really dont like you. Can you leave? You remind me of the creep from The Menu, who THINKS he is on the team but really isnt. Tyler i think. I will never love you. You will always be beneath trash for me.The reason you were scared to add me is because you know i would of broke you. But i dont need to add you to break you. This is as far as you'll ever get to being close to me. No matter how you try to conceal yourself as someone else. In the end i will always know its you before you can get close.Because you cant hide how pathetic you are.
>>42664443If you wished me happy valentines youd do a reze dance for me.....>_>
>>42664488this wasnt me officesama, its someone pretending to be me. i love you officesama
>>42664488>>42664523Tyler 1 and 2
>>42664510i would do a reze dance for you
>>42664542But you're not cute. Or reze pilled. Reze pilled is manic pixie. Harlot is manic pixie.
>>42664553harlot is just pathetic and unlovable
>>42664553i can be manic pixie you just have to let me
>>42664569Trvke
>>42664569she had someone who loved her but I guess that is over now
>>42664569Okay harlot stop samefagging. >>42664570You dont get it... a manic pixie girl is just manic pixie because she cant help it... its her nature.. ur just a skinwalker... tho she is a bit of a skinwalkee too..hmm maybe ur half way there actually...R u cute tho? Do the reze dance here and now to prove ur loyalty to my entertainment
>>42664630im at work right now but i will later. will you leave harlot for me if i do it?
>>42664646Me and harlot arent a thing. Neither are you. I just have fun. If u want to have fun with me entertain me. But be cute about it. And dont attack those who provide me fun.
>>42664625Bpdemons do be like that
>>42664488officesama!! I knew you cant forget me
>>42660735thx babe i'd join your commune btw
Still no reze dances by anyone........sigh........
Frieren got cucked on valentines lmao
>>42664630kek you always know when it meeee. i fell asleep(lore ribbit for you) i get sleepy sometimes…
This beautiful creature must die..A death for no reason a death for no reason Its murder..And the flesh you so fancifully fry Is not succulent or kindIts death for no reason and death for no reason is murder.....and the turkey you so festivaly fry... it is murder......Kitchen aromas... its not comforting cheery or kind... its sizziling blood and the unholy stench of murderIts not natural or kind.The flesh you so fancifully fry The meat in your mouth as you savor the flavor of murder....It is murder.....No no no....It is murder..........-my tribute to harlot posting but i did a lil twist on it. Instead of posting the official lyrics i jsut write the lyrics as im listening to it but i often cant keep up lmao and have to correct the spelling afterwards so some words r missing lmao...
>>42665483Reze dance when?
>>42665483Ooooo thats cute. Im glsd u admit when i catch u samefagging....Also.. cute imaging u sleeping.... i wanna bite ur cheeks... i really like u because ur cute inside n out... if u werent so .. i guess unstable emotionally then i would legit consider u gf material But rn ur in the manic pixie yandere tier even tho ur probably not violent which is a saving grace for u. Tho some biches would be into that. Me personally i like stable personalities. You know what. I just had an idea. Its a bit out there. But exploring new frontiers and inventing new ways of being are all im about sometimes so in thinking. Lets push the boundaries of normal, lets make an exception on valentines day. Because today no one wants to be heartbroken, no one wants to be alone.So harlot, im inviting you and frieren to a valentines dinner platoromantic (new word i invented). The gist is, we 3 are lonely. But none of us want to be poly (ew) but also i want us all to be happy. So we shall dine together in the online sphere. On this board we will stimulate and experience a dinner date by acting it out. The closest thing to this ever happening btw is in the baki manga during the end of the father and son fight (one of the biggest irl events in human history btw.) Ok so. I will set things up. And its already set in motion. Meaning. It will happen, cuz i decided it will happen. No one is forced to come. But if u come. Harlot. It has to be with tripcode. Ill tripcode too. As to prevent weirdos from intruding on our holy communion. And frieren would have to trip too. She doesnt havent to come. But i will leave a seat there for her if she wants to come.The idea is. 3 people coming together for onr lil dinner date to quell the valentines solitude. It will happen in aprox 20 minutes
>>42665533it was nice talking on the phone with you and wishing each other happy valentine’s day… you voice was really cute and well trained…thanks for being mine baby i look forward to many more valentines together ty for being my rock everyone knows how unstable i am… you are such a good little shnookum. remember when you called me “my sweet” and i wrongly thought it was a german thing. remember wanting to bite my nose… yk i would let you… remember telling everyone you have to have me.. well im your valentine now and im very happy
>>42665631Wrong. Its not happening here. I made a thread for it silly. My ambitions r far greater than you can ever imagine!!
>>42665615i’m not doing anything like that publicly… also that’s weird so you do want to be in a polly relationship… what are those tv shows where ppl fight about cheating on a stage and stuff you are like that… ugh.. i like that you are a biter though and i would do polly with two ppl i love. though im not polly
>>42665697i meant on 4chan crazy yearning bitch
>>42665709Hey, im not forcing u to anything... but its happening with or without. I shall dine alone if i must!
