what would a boymoder do if she had a billion dollars?
>>42661493build a business and employ a good amount of people.
>>42661493become a girl surely
>>42661493i imagine a boymoder buying herself a fake monocle and a top hat if she got rich.
>>42661528But she's nervous about what people at the country club might say ;~;
>>42661877I like how boymoder aristocratmodes and goes to the opera and the other plutocrats say "I do say Boymoder, that gold braid tassel on your monocle is quite unusual and, dare I say, a tad feminine! Not to mention your absolutely unheard-of gold necklace! If you weren't so obviously a boy I'd wonder if you were attempted a jest at our expense, old boy."
>>42661493commission an artist to draw a boymoser image instead of shitting out a bunch of lousy ai ones
>>42661939>aristochan at the yacht club the morning after this conversation
>>42661493Buy a second hoodie
>>42661974be the change you want to see in the world (the world of boymoders on 4chan)!
probably buy a bunch of billboards in the local area and make them say THIS PERSON IS A BOY with a picture of the 'moder to increase her boycover
>>42661493What motivates you to spam the board with this garbage every day?
>>42662272the boymoder cabal is paying them in free tacos!
>>42662368Don't believe everything you read!
>>42661493There's no such thing as a rich boymoder except for those who would be disowned for transitioning. The only thing that holds us back is when we don't have sufficient financial resources
>>42661974Shitposting memes is not taking money out of the economy for artists, dummy.
>>42662456The boymoder cartel must be broken up! The policedogs are investigating soon!
>>42662515ai boymofers are soulless and they look like they came out of an ass
>>42662821whose ass?
>>42662821ruining the boymoder economy by hand drawing 1000 boymoders for free
>>42661877and what if the club is only for men?
>>42663386>and what if the club is only for men?H-hair Club f-for Men??
Start singing "we're in the money"
>>42662805She's gonna schniff out the crimes! >:3W... what is she looking for again? :c She saw a squirrel and forgot... .__.
>>42663386Even more reason to boymode!! o___o;
>>42663765>mfw i invent a cure for male pattern baldness
>>42665169she wears a hoodie but is rarely pictured with the hood up. Wouldn't that solve her problem? If Tim Pool can wear a beanie at formal events then boymoder should be allowed to wear her hood (when she isn't wearing a top hat, of course).
>>42665244she'll be very shady.... >:3
>>42664702>a high-stakes arrest is going on>the puppymoder specialist is supposed to arrest the criminal>... oh no
>>42665358>Hand in your badge and spray bottle, you're off the force!!! D:<>awwww... you can stay but try and behave next time ok bb? ;~;
>>42665537heheheanyway i gotta shleep tho.....gn
>>42665686Aw she's working so hard! ;~;And so are you! Good night! ^~^
Challenge for you!>extremely confused boymoder reading... GIRLnews.
>>42666541She would only do this in complete safety
>>42666823Perhaps.
>full body laser>ffs>adam apple's reduction >still wears a oversized hoodie and calls her a boy
>>42666541But why would a BOY read GIRLnews
>>42667297It is a mystery.
>>42666541
>>42667820What does it say on the front page, anon?
>>42667865utter gibberish
>>42667884If you say so :(
>>42661493im a rich boymoder irl because my dad died and i inherited immense wealth from his properties and basically i just sit around and buy books and alcohol and thats about it
>>42668054Why don't you use that wealth to amplify/speed up your transition into a rich girlmoder?
>>426682331. feel too horrible about myself to do things for my benefit 2. family (who i live with) wants to kill trannies
>>42661493> rep forever> become ultra-conservative as cope> drown herself in ketamine> become consumed with envy of her happy out trans daughter> buy her favourite social media site and destroy it trying to make people love her, because she can never love herself
>>42661493get srs and ffs and more laser and pellets instead of injections and try to adopt kids with husband. maybe afterwards fund research for better srs or womb replacement idk
>>42668390Sounds unfortunate.
>>42661493Club Garçon membership.
>>42670107>Club Garçonthe fuck?
>>42670256;3c
>>42670256ngmi
>>42670296>>42670408EXPLAIN!?
>>42670520It's where only the most aristocratic boymoders go to discuss finance and high culture!
>>42670562>BOY finance and BOY CultureOk.
>>42661493
>>42671025It's bottom-kun!!! X3
>>42671025what would a rich bottom do?
>>42671579fly around the world living in and out of hotel penthouse suites
>yet another boring ai boymoder slop thread
>>42670256>the fuck?lol, if you have to ask, Old Chap, you can't afford it.
>>42672124>amBOYna wood box with velvet-lined interiorI am jealous.
eheheh
>>42672821Mmm, yes yes, very good, apple futures are up nicely, bodes well for the 2026 Chateau Honeycrisp juice, I must remind Jeeves to order another case...
>>42674470A boymoder would drink non-alcoholic apple cider
>>42674470
>>42674668>A boymoder would drink non-alcoholic apple ciderWhen boymoder and girlmoder have got into the apple juice
>>42674470omg, are YOU an aristomoder? :o>>42676107ehehe ^~^ chase me~>>42672821This is cute uwuHey, have any of you played Mewgenics yet? If you like cats, it's the game for you :3
>>42676387gotta look into it :3anyway once again i need to sleep lul gn everyone :3
>>42676494Awww I wanna go to the cat cafe! ^~^Ok, good night! ^~^
>>42676533What about a beaver cafe?
who called for a rich boymoder? I'm worth more than you
>>42677066Everything made with love and EXTRA MAPLE SYRUP! ^~^
>>42676533OTTERMODER!!!
>>42677345uwuThat otter looks so happy! ^~^
>>42677677that's a happy otter
What does a boymoder watch on TV?
>>42682106anime cartoons about big robots and monsters fighting! What, did you think a boy would watch girly shows or something?!
>>42668390Why live with people who hate you, even if they don't know it yet? seems like even being too young for things, like moving or traveling, stops really being an obstacle after money gets involved
>>42682106BTV! (boy tv)
>>42682106boy shows
>>42682722Boy Trek :3
>>42661493Having the most expensive funeral with no one visiting except her deadnaming family
>>42682738>boy of the rings
>>42661493Become a class traitor (Uncle Tom but for more than just black people if that sounds too academic or something) if she stays boymode I guess?
>>42682752Please don't make us sad ;~;*squeezes u*
>>42682799>boypranos
>>42682849>boy of thrones
>>42661493These threads give me brain damage to read but I can't look away. They're too peculiar, too bizarre.
>>42682799The extended edition of Boy of the Rings has some very scary scenes that might be a little too much for them!
boymoders are too busy performing masculinity to work to get rich
>>42683017Girlwraith!!! DX>>42682875aww why is she sad? ;~; I will give her taggo....
>>42683017>
>>42683058she is sad because it's too much responsibility
>>42683136The NazGirl! They're after the ring! They like jewellery!! D:
>>42683058>Girlwraith!!! DX"Come not between the Girlmoder and her prey! Or she will not slay thee in thy turn. She will bear thee away to the houses of pretty dresses, beyond all masculinity, where thy hoodie shall be removed, and thy shrivelled [censorsed] be left naked to the Mean Girls!"
>>42683165;~;T... that's just a story, right?You're a good writer! You should write the... uh... boymarillion!
>Then Ilúvatar spoke, and he said: ‘Mighty are the Ainur, and mightiest among them is Melkor; but that he may know, and all the Ainur, that I am Ilúvatar, those things that ye have sung, I will show them forth, that ye may see what ye have done. And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined.this is my favorite line in silmarillion
>>42683212Sounds like a god!
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"Then Merry heard in all sounds of the hour the strangest. It seemed that Boymoder laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel."But no living man am I! You are looking upon... upon... uh, heh heh... a wo-... darn it, you're right, I'm a BOY so I guess I'm screwed."Very dramatic!
>>42683233Dying to maintain her boycover.... she belongs in the boymoder hall of fame!
>>42683224that's kinda the pointtolkien here is making a theological point with the augustinian answer to the problem of evil.
>>42683212Do you think the ring would corrupt the pure hearted boymoder with the dark secrets of girlmoding?
>>42683274>if you put on the ring you will pass effortlessly
>>42683245>Dying to maintain her boycover.... she belongs in the boymoder hall of fame!Merry immediately before getting his head caved in by the Witch King's mace: "Goddamn it boymode--ACK!!!"
>>42683274>>42683299:O :O :O>>42683262uhhhhh.... .___.
>>42683299Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind.[telepathically]Galadriel: It is what will come to pass [LOL], If you should fail. The Fellowship Egg is breaking, it has already begun. He will try to take the Ring, you know of whom I speak. One by one, it will destroy them.Boymoder: [telepathically] If you ask it of me, I will give you the One Ring.Galadriel: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.WHOA. Galadriel wanted the ring to poon out!! But she resisted for the sake of the elves!
And now, I must once again prove why I deserve to win this award again in 2026 uwu zzzGood night, fellow LOTR fans! ^~^
>>42683340basically the whole "evil can't create, only corrupt" thing. but here the point is that evil itself is perversion of good, and ultimately "evil" exists within divine providence
>>42683419have a nice nappp :3
>>42682849"Ay Tone, the sign says "fresh meat" and this little ragazzo shows up! See what I did there, Tone? The sign says fresh meat, geddit??"
>>42682431What's the schedule on BTV?
>>42682431>I WANT MY>I WANT MY BOY TV
>>42684676Subtle girlmoding propaganda
