First of. Im not poly. Nor are the 2 people im inviting to this dinner date. Its merely a way for all 3 of us to enjoy the wonders of valentines together on this day. It is possibly neither of them will come. Then i will simply dine alone.This is essentially something none of you have ever seen before. Witness history being made on this board. A new trend being born. Online stimulated and experienced dinner dates!Im hereby inviting harlotAnd frierenTo this dinner date. Its purely platoromantic(a word i just recently invented)To attend they both need to use their tripcode. Harlotnhas one. Frierem needs to make one if she wishes to joinSCENE AAAAAND SET!I am on a lush mountain plateau, two large trees overhang the table and 3 chairs i have set up, the surrounding area is lit only with candles, the vibe is mellow to say the least.*i sit alone, waiting for my two guests to arrive , tapping my glass* a waiter comes out of a door from inside the tree and walks over to me and asks if i want something. "Red wine, alcohol free please"..."Certainly madam" he walks back into his tree.....
A breeze washes over the mountain plateau. "Its a good job there are so many candles up or it would be cold haha" i say to myself wistfully..I think to myself:{when are they arriving....}
i would be polly with you both
ahem, I will have the shochu officesama!!
>>42665685Office retard you already tried to get harlot to kill herself a few times do you really need to do this to frieren too? She was nice to you too.
{Huh, i swear i could have heard someone say something about wanting to be poly... weird .. i cant see anyone...} *looks around confused*
will you make your name crazy yearning bitch again feeds you *cow and pig* you love both of these… you love me… i’m your cow and pig… nuzzles u… you didn’t pray…. dear god thank you for dying on the cross and saving us from our sins..ik ive sinned today please forgive me for them i pray i can love corrrectly live in your image and do what’s right…. *starts being really messy with my food* *grunts* *br*ps* (i assume this is how polly people eat and behave.. since yk i’m polly now.. jk love yall..)i would be polly with you both sorry
*pouts and cries*
this thread is the low of my life please god forgive me when you judge pls don’t put me in spider hell
>>42665790*stands up abrupty, furiously with a frown*HOW DARE YOU BRING SUCH VULGARITIES TO THIS DINNER?!?!!? COW??? PIG???? YOU ARE BELOW EITHER IF THIS IS HOW YOU INSULT ME!!! *throws my non alcoholic red wine in your face* *sits back down and recomposes myself*
you are both despicable human beings
>>42665813shut up we are making kino here
Do transbians really
yk frieren stayed up late and talked about things with me she listened to all the guitar parts i have and even let me play the fall themed abby road medley i dreamt about in its entirety pretty much im pretty upset with you that im not over you and i can seriously channel that anger into obsessing over you for life.. i really really like frieren. can’t you be real with me and let us run its course and fall apart >>42665823why is the staff sitting down for dinner?
>>42665805i dont think this is something even god could forgive. im serious. i hope god or karma or whatever you believe in punishes you for what you did today. maybe start reading the bible.
>>42665872more wine miss harper?
*I tap my wine glass slightly annoyed and motion for the waiter to come fill my glass with more red* {Its certainly curios that there is a waiter who works from inside a large tree serving the only table on this mountain plateau. And it has such a good view of the city lights... and the birds chirp so delightfully... it smells of.... vanilla candle wax....} i think to myself
>>42665872you could simply make a choice here and remember what office did to you while frieren was helping you. you dont need office to do it for you. but desu after what you did i wouldnt be surprised if its too late anyway …
>>42665872The waiter comes over to us"What will it be tonight?"He looks at me first"I would like.... squid linguini.., and make sure its not octopus i dont eat octopus..""Certainly ma'am "The waiter now looks over to harlot
this is all extremely retarded. are office and harlot the same person?
>>42665872It would just happen again. You've proven to everyone on this board that you can’t be trusted.
>>42665847we don’t celebrate thanks giving and i’m the only american? why’d this random guy sit down for dinner?>>42665888*rly drunk already and messy sloppy* yes(i don’t actually drink anymore)
{Strange, i keep hearing voices saying various things from directions all over.. am i becoming schizo..? The only people here are me and harlot... and frieren is yet to come..} i think to myself
>>42665933will u pls order for me
>>42665953yes but also now poly :(
>>42665929this one is her she sat at a different table and she is right yk?>>42665978
>>42665980Of course dear ^_^She will have fries and a chicken burger"Certainly "Ma'am, anything else?"No that's fine. *the waiter sneaks back into his tree and various metal and glass noises can be heard from within*
>>42665996okay why did you have to drag another person into this little self erp of yours? are you just genuinely evil?
>>42666004>this one is her she sat at a different table and she is right yk?Thats impossible dear. There is only one table here, mine. And you're sitting at it.. and frieren is yet come ... such a shame!.... *sips my non alcoholic wine*
you are so annoying, please die
>>42666009i wanted some sorta salad… but this will do since you decided it i will like it
>>42666064Why of course, my decisions are nearly always right...... and the food is really good i hear.. im excited for it to arrive..... so uhhh..Have you been engaging in any hobbyiful activities lately?
>>42665758this anon has a point i realize this thread is unnecessarily cruel and won’t be continuing this>>42666078i wish this was real. i should have picked frieren i hate you and i love you so much. happy valentines im yours
>>42666117remember when you said what you had with frieren felt more real than whatever it is youre having with office ?this is probably the biggest fumble of the century
>>42666117>i wish this was real. i should have picked frieren i hate you and i love you so much. happy valentines im yours*i start laughing maniacally*Oh by dear.. it IS real. Cant you see the candle lighting this wonderful lush mountain up? There has to be at least 700 of them ...... and the smell... its so overpoweringly .. vanilla! Mmmmmm it smells good..... and the stars and the moon they shine down upon us through the leaves of the trees... there is an owl dimly illuminated by some candle balancing on tree branches....Oh, frieren.. yes, you should have picked her... but its too late for that now *i start laughing even louder* Isnt it just a WONDERFUL PLACE? oh great our food has arrived!!!!*the waiter gently places the plates before us* Ahhh smells wonderful, and no octopuses died for this! *the waiter bows then slinks back into his tree without making a sound*
>>42666175*the drugs office put in my drink start to kick in* i um uh yeah food thank youu.. umm uh *starts nodding in and out of it* um ily
*twirls some liguini around my chopsticks and takes a mouthful*Mmmmmm delicious, they added lime! So rejuvenating... lets see what ingredients are used hmmmm *checks the menu*kalamar, lime, pepper, salt, t-.... wait, well this is odd...it says here, the tears of an innocent heartbroken lady.. named... frieren!!! What a coincidence! I invited a lass named frieren to this dinner! Huh, must be a popular name...Harlot chan, you havent touched your food! Everything ok dear?
Sending this thread to my gf so she can gawk at how obnoxious you areShe's adorable inside and out, btw, unlike all of this
>>42666283Didn't you make a thread a week ago saying using chopsticks is too hard
>>42666244if this is even you and youre not the same person as office i think this was all just a ruse to get you to hurt frieren on valentines and you fell for it
>>42666283you are a pos i hate you game over till i return i love you valentine your drugs don’t work on me *stands up to leave but falls over* … its pretty cute you are trying so hard on the role play you are cute i hate it you are evil and im stupid
i hate you
>>42666327office wanted to hurt frieren but knew frieren wasnt stupid enough to fall for her bait so she manipulated harlot to hurt frieren instead and it worked
>>42666333*stands up and gently grabs you by the wrist, pulling you up off the floor *Hey now, we havent even had dessert yet. Dont be so flighty! Im sure it was a different frieren. And dont forget it was me who invited her. You made no such effort to make her happy on this magical day. She still has the option to arrive.. now sit and behave yourself. I have some attractions planned for the night!
>>42666353you are right waiter :(
*picks some squid up with my chopsticks and takes a chomp*Mmm delightful! It is peppery.. and slightly sweet!
*i start hum singing to myself as i eat my meal**a cute little gecko crawls onto the table* Aww its so cute.. i love the way they run..adorbale little fellas...Oh look a shooting star!!
>>42666377Here is your glass of frieren tears miss harlot. Dont worry about the red color, its just food coloring, I promise..
>>42666419….. i wish this was under different circumstances you are despicable
>>42666426HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH VULGAR JOKES HERE! back into the tree with you waiter!Cant you see my date is a fragile young woman?. Have some respect!!!
>>42666437Harlot.... calm down... it could have been anyone named frieren. Im sure she will show up anytime.Why else would there be a third chair? I genuinely want her to come. Plz dont think me evil i truly want you both to be happy. If she were to arrive id treat her with utmost respect. You know thisYou are a cute darling and you deserve honesty. And what i said is the honest truth.
>>42666353it gets even better. office waited until it was midnight in europe to reveal it to ensure that frieren would spend the entirety of valentines day crying
>>42666464will you marry me?
officesama!! another round of shochu on the house
>>42666493Harlot.... you expressed a desire to be poly. But i could never be poly. When i want someone i want all of them. This valentines date is platoromantic. It is to ease the loneliness and solitude felt on valentines day. Primarily, i dont want frieren to be sad. Here is a chance for her to spend it with you. I would silently eat my food in peace if she arrived. Making a few comments here and there.Im really just a good wingwo(man)
>>42666493you deserve the worst to happen to you
>>42666494*stands up and walks over to the little rock you are sitting on on the outskirts of the plateu* Silence you! If you want shoshu or whatever ask the waiter! *walks back to my table*
>>42666528ik
Harlot dear. Your chicken burger is getting cold*steals a few of your fries*Ohh yummy with garlic powder!
Ah! The first attraction of the night is arriving! Other than you of course *wink**A man wearing a black mask, a top hat and a cape with red velvet lining arrives on the scene. He has spectacular aura*"G'evenin ladies, I am the greatest magician on this side of the iron curtain! The GREAT Bmal RENNID!! brother to Vlad! But only half so cruel hoho!!"
this sucks
>>42666762whomp whompguess you should have listened to frieren and conejo and all the others that warned you
>>42666547I am a waiter!!>>42666762you havent tried our most delicious wine yet miss harper, please, allow me to fill your glass!!
*The magician shows his bare hands to us, closes them, and then opens them again to reveal a pack of cards in one.*Wow.. how did you do that, did u hide it in ur sleeve??"No no, nothing so mundane. The trick to this is simply that it was never not there, you simply didnt realize it until you expected it"Huh.. weird..*he then shuffles the cards from one hand to the other making the cards seemingly levitate over his head as he does this creating an arch of cards above him*Wow!!! Isnt this amazing harlot!!!?*he then motions for me to pick a card**i pick one*"Now burn it"In this candle flame? Are you ..sure?"Yes go ahead!"*I hold the card over the flame and it combusts into a big plume of pink smoke reaching into the trees*By god!!! What on ear-*something is rumbling from under the table**a lady appears from under the table dressed in victorian royal clothing, as she stands up she towers over all of us including the magician, she has red painting on her pale face is the shape of a heart*"I present to you, the queen of hearts!! Was that your card?"Y...yes it was... how is this even possible. I checked the table before i came here. There was no one ghere..."Ahahah a magician never reveals his tricks!"
i don’t want to talk about what is happening irl. i have the strength to kms now. the humiliation ritual is complete. frieren im sorry i love you and office i hate you i love you. good bye for real this time
>>42666934Harlot dear. You need to stay here. At my table you are safe. But if you leave, the world outside of this mountain plateau will eat you up. I am the evil that protects you from greater evil. Listen to me. I really like you. And your safety is important to me.Stay here, and dine. You havent touched your chicken. Today is a day for being happy. Do it for me at least.
>>42666934Would you like a to-go box ?
Mmmm i think its time for dessert!*the waiter overhears me from the tree and promptly slinks over to us*"What will it be ma'am?"Hmmmm im really in the mood for warm waffles... and icecream!"Certainly, vanilla or chocolate?"Vanilla AND chocolate please..?"Absolutely"*the waiter notices harlot has shut down mentally and doesnt bother asking her*Uhhh for her, an Apfelstruddel! But.. dont forget...the cream! Ahaha!*the waiter chuckles and slinks back into his tree*{next to the tree i notice little lights whirling around some flowers, they almost look like fairies.. probably just fireflies.. right}
>>42667068you are sick
Huh, did you hear that harlot?? I could of sworn i heard someone say sick.. maybe the fairies think we are cool haha*a gentle breeze blows over the lush area, candles dance violently for a moment, a cloud covers half the moon*It sure is getting late! I hope our dessert arrives soon!
>>42667068Fabulous reference mademoiselle!! Inglorious basterds is tarantino's finest kino.
*the candles slowly go out, one by one..*I guess this night is coming to a close dear...Its sad, that this is the closest we could be, but also, strangely beautiful...i would of enjoyed if u ate ur food and lived in the moment for a bit.....sigh... it sucks you want to be poly... but i just cant do it. Sorry.....*the clouds cover the moon entirely now*We are so so far away. It could never have been. The internet has created a cruelty, but also a wonder, for you were truly. Beautiful... and your soul is beautiful... but you are crazy at the moment. And i know, iv been there. You saw my old posts. To want to marry someone you barely know. It makes you crazy. But trust, iv been crazy. And you can get better. Just try not to become evil like me as you mature..Goodbye harlot Good luck out there, stay strong. Make me proud. And maybe one day, you'll be rewarded by me. Or someone even better.
lmao this thread is diabolical. i believe she may have actually done it. rip fugly
>>42667485I really hope not. She means a lot to me. And i want her one day if its possible.
>>42667532You are the worst person I have ever seen and I say this as someone who has been raped, mugged, and has met a lot of other horrible people irl. You make me sick.
>>42667585I really do want her tho...my way of expressing affection is just unorthodox.... this is just me. I dont want to hurt her, i told her so many times to stay away from me. Anyone who comes close to me gets hurt... i dont want to hurt her...
>>42667609This is complete and utter bullshit. Not hurting others like this is a very easy thing to do. You do not care about others. You see the lives of other people only as things you can play games with. Please remove yourself from society by any means necessary. I have never hated someone as much as you right now.
>>42667642That's not true at all. Were you there when i swooped in to offer harlot a life plan to get her out of a mucky situation? I did that for no other reason than for her sake. I was genuinely worried about her because frieren blocked her and i didnt want her to be isolated.
>>42667677Please shut up with your damn lies. Nothing you ever say is real. If she is dead then I promise you I will use every last bit of information you have posted on the internet to find you. I will question every person you have ever talked to. I don't think I have ever been this angry before.
Also, by the way. Just for the record. I was the anon telling her how to win against npd people like me. I was the anon who told her to greyrock me.She never did tho. But god i wanted her to.I wanted the best for her. And the best for her is away from me.Its the best for anyone.
>>42667752You're so full of shit. If you wanted the best for her you wouldn't have made this entire thread. If you really think it's better for her to not talk to you then you could have just stopped talking to her instead of making her kill herself. You are the worst person I have ever met. No god no matter how benevolent would forgive you for this. You will burn in hell.
>>42667800I am evil. But i didnt want to hurt her anymore... I was hoping I could genuinely make her happy. I just dont understand how normal people think.... im sorry.....The conversation of me trying to help her is like half an hour. The pics arent in order.Say what u want...I know i treasure her. She isnt just some toy... she is precious...
>>42667890None of this matters. Are you really this retarded? Posting her chat on here is also not helping your case. You do not have her best interests in mind. None of it matters because everything nice you might have done was undermined by all the horrible and cruel things you did to her. You do not care about her. Caring about someone means choosing not to do all these horrible things to them. You suck. You are the worst person I have ever seen. You are incapable of love. You are genuinely a monster for all of this.
>>42667941I deleted the chay literally 1 min after i posted it cuz i realized it was a bad idea...And yea.. im a monster. I'm disgusting. Im evil. And im not even fully capable of understanding what went wrong. I dont understand why she isnt happy?? Is it because i turned down the marriage proposal? I dont understand.....I want her to be happy. If u are secretly her and u just wanna make me feel bad. Then touche, i deserve that.. but if ur not yea i dunno. I dont understand what i did wrong. The idea of this thread was to make both her and frieren happy, cuz frieren blocked her. And i was lonely too.. i thought we couldnall bebhappy.. what did i do wrong?
I feel just confused..... i dont get it... there were fairies.. a magician.. a queen of hearts... there was great food.. and so many candles.. why wouldnt that make her happy?
>>42667982This isn't her, I wish it was so I would know she's okay. You are beyond help. I have never wanted someone dead before. Go away. You are not a good person and you never will be. You will never contribute anything good to anyone's life. You will die alone and no one will ever have a loving relationship with you because you are quite simply incapable of that. I hope you'll enjoy living the rest of your miserable life thinking about how much damage you have done to innocent people who didn't deserve this.
>>42668023It was her... she has 3 seperate accounts i have blocked...... u probably only have one blocked...
I just wanted everybody to be happy.....
>>42668039I don't have any of her accounts blocked you fucking dimwit. Read the message again if you are too stupid to understand the first time. I have seriously never been this angry. I take everything back. You can't get better. Nothing can help you. You'll have to live with this for the rest of your life. I'm going to stop replying to you now. I think by now you have a clear picture. I hope horrible things happen to you and I unfortunately can't spell those out for you too.
>>42668061I'm sorry your date didn't go the way you planned... I was genuinely happy to serve your table officesama
>>42667995You should have invited a pixie, that would have made things better.
