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internet nostalgia edition
QOTT: when's the last time you actually liked using the internet?
no backlink fuck you
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i want a moder gf to rub dicks with
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moder gf who pisses in your butt >>>>>>>
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>>42659057
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valentine's day was fucking awesome for me
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i want a moder gf that will rub her dick and ass all over my face
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I hate men. If it wasn't for bottom dysphoria I would be looking for a girlfriend.
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bakinghon baked edition: chocolate lava cake
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>>42667552
>last post was a slur
grim
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>>42667567
stop eating animal products you piece of shit
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go vegan you piece of shit
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vegans are deplorable performative "people"
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>>42667598
t. animal rapist
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say you're happy for me >_<
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>>42667610
i will use triple the amount of animal products just to offset the impact of you faggots
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depraved
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>20 minutes
>brownie not cooked in middle
>back in for another 10
>not cooked
>another 10
>still not
fuck my life nonas
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let's settle this once for all without insulting each other: is flirting with strangers online cheating?
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no
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>>42667726
why not
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only when cowbot does it
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>>42667702
Follow the instructions retard
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>>42667721
why would you flirt with strangers online of all places if you have a gf/bf?
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>>42667778
cuz is fun
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if my 30y/o friend were to stop repping and start hrt but not socially transition yet would you be ok with them moving from repgen to here
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>>42667761
wtf
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>>42667761
>without insulting each other
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>>42667778
cuz you want to be subhuman garbage and hate your partner
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>>42667799
>WITHOUT INSULTING EACH OTHER
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melt 6 oz semisweet chocolate with1/2 cup butter
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>>42667799
that's just not true i love my gf
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why are anti flirting people so aggressive
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i want a moder gf
i will do anything to have one
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>>42667809
suuuuuure
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>>42667818
anti-flirting people are likely insecure and get their feelings hurt by others flirting, but pro-flirting people won't get their feelings hurt either way. so the anti-flirting people are aggressive about it
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>>42667835
trvke actually
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i want ass sex
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I had so much beer I spent most of my time since posting gross images of myself here puking
Choked on my own puke for a bit.
I'm still really nauseous and feel miserable and I smell homeless
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beat 2 eggs, 2 yolks, and 1/4 cup sugar on medium until thick and pale yellow
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>>42667908
>white trannies
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>>42667935
I'm a he/him moder
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>>42667968
same thing
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>>42667926
we should hold hands while ruining the recipe
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>>42667981
are you saying i’m currently ruining this recipe? T-T
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my gf left me for a transgender woman
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>>42668000
that's what you deserve
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my wife left me for my moder!
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>>42667986
there’s a chance u will and i won’t be there to wipe the tears away :/
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I'm gett8ng absolutely fucked on red wine tonight
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>>42668038
never happened
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tumblrmoder getting ran out of mmg part 2
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>>42668062
I will avoid talking about the things that make me happy
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your boyfriends rapes mermaids and contributes to the machine named war
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>>42668053
cowbot wife please confirm if you're still a wife
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>>42668097
if my boyfriend raped a mermaid and survived to show me the dubloons to prove it I would only think he's a badass desu
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>>42668080
fuck you and fuck your stupid imperialist boyfriend you dumb bottom-feeding straggot
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ur boyfie is based and drone strikes homophobes and misogynists
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>>42668117
yeah all those sandniggers in the middle east are basically not even human, you're right. none of them are sentient, and definitely none of them are gay or women
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if someone tells me they're against Israel i just assume they're also against gay people and women.
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https://voca.ro/19Ge9MWVsHyd
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cowbot this, cowbot that. cow'sabout we shut the fuck up about this already
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>>42668148
moo motherfuckah did I scare ya
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>>42668134
ur right done of em are gay pederists who make boys dress as up women before fucking them.
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Wish i had 15 iq less so i wouldnt know im cis and male
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1 manmoder wife, please
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>>42668159
waow
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fold chocolate and 2 tbsp flour into the egg
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>>42668154
cowbot did you return your wife to the wife store?
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The wife store just called, they're running out of ME
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>>42668219
nah she's watching me play elden ring rn
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why are you shopping for clothes at the wife store?!?
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>>42668186
where r u
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goodbye, manmoders
see you in the afterlife
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Hell yeah dude I love cyberpunk
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>>42668248
i'm afraid we're going to 2 different places
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divide between ramekins
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>>42668245
GA
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lmao the american south
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>>42668234
>nah
how am i supposed to fuel my cowbot hate posts if you still have a wife and all of the people saying they were her weren't her?
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>>42668310
;~:
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>>42668331
why don't you make cowbot love posts instead I try to be nice to mofos
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I'm in daa soufwesttyyy
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my only regret is that i can only kill myself once
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hehehe I'm sp prettyyyyyy
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does anyone mind if i make cummies
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i’m high! dude, weed!
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bzzzzzzzz
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if you smoke weed you go to hell :/
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Before you die no less
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Oh fuck I forgot to inject today I better do that shit before I get too crunk
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bake at 450 F for 6-8 minutes. let stand for 1 minute. invert a plate over the ramekin and flip. serve with ice cream and berries
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you've gotten so lazy with your baking
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i will never have a wife that will cook for me :(
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let's do a thread one day where we ALL cook different recipes and post the process step by step and following any one recipe on its own will be nearly impossible
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>>42668424
can confirm, smonked weed and am now in hell, for years
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should i get on antidepressants or smoke weed
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how it feels typing in the "desu" manually
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>>42668489
is this really that lazy?
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i hate you desu
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I just took off my underwear to shower and they smell like a the corpse of a person who died in a sauna has been wearing them for years
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HERGHJH AAAHHHH I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH ME AAAAAA
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>>42668528
that's awesome, nona
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i think anon might be saying not nice things for their benefit and not ours!
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my piss just now smelled like white fucking wine
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omg wine sisters
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will moder wine piss get you drunk?
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>tfw no moder to pee in my mouth and butt
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>>42668579
let's find out open up
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anyone ever get their butt peed in by another tranny and did you enjoy it
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I promise to normiemaxx and never transition or get on hrt. Just gym and Stoic literature and raw milk. Semper fi.
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i rip the nastiest, ripest moder farts
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>>42668621
pooge im surprised to see you considering t4t
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aunt lia please stop talking about people from your college years at mtfg
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no moder to smother me in her ass
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I'M GONNA EAT SO MUCH HOME MADE CHICKEN NUGGIES TOMORROW YAAAAAY
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yo I'm about to shower and I'm buttass naked and I just looked in the mirror and I realized I got legit fat as fuck. but to be real I'm lowkey thick and my face passes better you guys gotta try gaining like 30-40 pounds on gawd I mean on pawg I mean
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>>42668740
i dont think lgbt existed when i went to uni lol
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>>42668790
can i see
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>>42668790
we get it just get in the fucking shower already you stinky bitch
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>>42668525
me?
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someone post butt please
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>>42668827
I already did
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>>42668835
today?
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>>42668856
Like yesterday
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making sugar cookies before playing Mario Sunshine
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https://youtu.be/_fqYrec-ohI
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>>42668046
Think I’m gonna follow ur lead instead of getting AIDS. How easy is it to inject after downing a bottle of soju if i’m a mega lightweight?
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>>42668935
just pinch the summy and put that fucker in at 45 degrees sis its ez even if ur not wasted
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I WANNA FUUUUCKK COALPOSTER
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imagine how much better things would be rn if all the wanna-be commies and "anti-imperialist" moralizers in the US had just swallowed their pride and voted for kamala
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>>42668949
I do intramuscular but injecting’s not the hard part lol it’s making sure my ass doesn’t fuck up the drawing and everything while I’m drunk lol
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or should I play a Wii game
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>>42668962
good news for you, she's basically posted every detail about her life here
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>>42668969
Uhmmmmmmm pardon my ignorance but can't u just injec5 first then get drunk
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but if she stops then who's going to randomly post pictures doxxing themselves every other day
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Eating disorder? It's actually rather consistent (nothing).
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>>42668962
terrible taste
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>>42668827
with a fard too
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>>42669013
oh i wanna taste her alright
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>>42668814
unironically when my cowkini gets here sure maybe yeah
>>42668817
sorry for being stinky but I'll have you know I'm wearing supersolid by binaurale now. I smell fucking fantastique
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>>42669135
makes sense that neetadopter would post her ass for free
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>>42669148
how are you so certain that's her?
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>>42669167
mentioned perfume and only the biggest attention starved faggots will whore their body out for free
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>>42669181
>attention starved faggots
that’s me
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yea wth should put a butmeacoffee link in the unsee chat
noob moov
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>>42667509
If you don’t pout in effort you are worse than a repper
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>pout in effort
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pouting with effort to princessmaxx
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>>42669181
I've never actually posted nudes though to be fair
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>>42668987
I still live with my parents to save on rent (I really fucking need to move out tho dear lord) and can’t have a lock on my door so I have to wait until late to inject so they don’t barge in on me poking my thigh with a needle
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>>42668993
i believe one of you can take my place
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pout in effort pout out 0 results
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>>42669208
i'm tryin as hard as i can !
mby someday ill make it
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>>42669269
Omg I also don't have a lock on my door lmao I just do it anyways cuz im a gangsta
I've literally blown my bf in my room without even gaf you'll be fine if ur quick
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disgusting
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showering is a low ROI activity, you shouldn't do it any more than is absolutely necessary.
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tumblrmoder suck...
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Will i have friends and be happy if i take estrogen and antiandrogens
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>>42669497
hrt in itself won't make you happy or give you friends or a partner
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>>42669497
You will not
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deadass dude women are vile and their lives are worth less than mine
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I love the internet, I can download any album ever in seconds and listen to it in CD quality. I hate my ADHD and doom scrolling


>>42669497
I have the same question but I feel like instead of having gender envy I will experience trans discrimination. Maybe once I inherit my millions I will troon out. Or if a pretty woman asks me to, I’d probably fold.
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>>42669647
You're not fit to breathe the same air as women
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why are there so many reppers in here go back to repgen plz
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i've been back on test for 2 weeks now and no ragrets i'm going to miss some of this place though
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>>42669700
>reppers
What?
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>>42669512
>>42669568
What should i do to address it thats not estrogen?
>>42669668
I domt even have gender envy or dysphoria i just think my life would be better if i were cute.
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I'm about to eat the largest plate of poop I've had in months by the way.
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I hate foids.
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and it's loaded with undigested corn??? must be my motherfucking birthdayayyyy
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6AM and i cant sleep. Do i go downstairs to make myself hot choco and possibly wake up my parents?
Its early enough where a MAN could wake up and desire some hot choccy
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>>42669861
stab yourself repeatedly in the cock with a kitchen knife
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>>42669885
yes but quietly so your parents don't hear
i want you to bleed out all of your testosterone poisoned blood and stop posting here
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>>42669909
I honestly deserve to die in a gruesome fashion and have no worth.
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>>42669932
thank you for posting mitakas they make me happy
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>>42669956
Likewise. I love Ms. Mitaka and i wish i was her or with her.
I think at least in my case the tranny thoughts are 100% longing for the divine feminine which has been denied me due to me being an ugly short incel chud and not chad.

Can't even pull the classic "Oh but i'd treaat women so goood" since loneliness made me bitter and too used to my own company to be a good partner desu.

Like i wont beat them or rape them like Chad would but i don't think i would be able to nourish their soul with my presence or comfortably feel and share real affection.
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>>42669974
Your whiny faggotry is very appealing to my desperation for human connection. It's like a perpetual complaining machine and I wonder how much of it I could take before doing a murder-suicide.
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>>42670004
The thing is i don't even believe that change is possible. I might as well be a genuine 100% clinical tranny because even then i would do nothing about it
When i was younger i rly wanted to be able to draw well but my inherent belief is that i will never change so i gave up very quickly. In ny best days i daydream a lot and in my worsts i come to the realization that seven years ago i asked myself the same question; "Is change possible?" And it seems the answer was a no..
I only hope to have the strenght to kms once nothing continues to change for long enough.
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Fuck it im gonna get hot choccy its almost 7AM
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Cant believe im srsly considering cross sex hormones literally just bc didnt get laid in high school.

Fucking pathetic.
I really deserve to die by my own hand if even that. Dysgenic and worthless surplus male.
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>>42669956
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you type too much to be a girl, dont bother
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sippin a warm cup of pee before i got to bed
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if a trip posts three times in a row their brain should implode
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>>42670144
I figured.
I should genuinely just shut up forever rep out the next five years and slit my wrists away from home leave the ID visible so they dont have to call in anyone to identify the corpse.
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>>42670142
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>>42670187
I look 1:1 like this irl which is why i will never troon
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bro why are 8tb hard drives over $200
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because that's a really big number
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>>42670190
You'll pay it
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>>42670188
do you even take hrt why are you HERE
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if you're complaining about such a small amount of money maybe you WON'T pay it, to be fair
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>>42670144
I've seen plenty of girls type in complete paragraphs and with proper punctuation. Everyone over on /ftm/ seems to think all girls type with no punctuation whatsoever, and constantly use acronyms and act melancholic and lackadaisical, always going "i guess", "idk" and shit like that. None of the actual cis girls I know type like that.
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>>42670209
No and NEVER EVER will
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>>42664232
took me about 3 minutes from when i finished washing my hands til i threw my injection needle in my sharps container, but i keep the next injection’s supplies in a bag from right after the previous injection, so there was. no time needed to gather my shit
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>>42670216
I mean /mtf/, goddamnit.
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are you even a faggot
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how’s that dick taste?
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>>42670187
i look like this but i don’t say this
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>>42670200
actually no, I'm on the way to pick up six 8tb wd blues for $115 a piece. If they have any additional drives at decent prices I will grab them as well.
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to the people that still reply to cm
do you have brain damage?
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>>42670228
And? This is not an attempt to post style pass
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>>42670237
I think they're actually just so insanely bored that they'll interact with anything
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the horrible truth is that behind cm is the world’s biggest narcissist
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named character tier list by how femininely they type
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The last time a girl talked to me was third week of college when a foid classmate asked me to string the teacher on during my presentation because she didn't prepare anything and needed someone to stall out the timer.

The only use an ugly man is to betabuxx and suffer humiliation so that a random woman who will never speak to him again can benefit.
It was also very bizzare how she did that
She came up to me and went "Hey check the message app we all use." In an irritated tone.
I never use it bc i have 0 friends and no one writes to me.
I open it up and see 1 message from a foid.
"Hey can you pretty please stall for me teehee...?"
Then after i read it she asked if i read it and if i will and i went "Okay yeah sure" bc i don't want to get anyone mad. She had 3 piercings and black lipstick and some sorta fashionable autumn time neckscarf/torso cover hybrid and didn't even say thank you after.
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>>42670254
ouppy on top~ ooughhhh fuuuuuck
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you people and your character tierlists
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punchy punchy ouppy
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>>42670261
character tier list sorted by attitude towards character tier lists. you won’t believe where tier list hater ranks!
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>>42670261
Back in the day we put in some real effort and images of tier lists from scratch
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>>42670249
Theres this type of a narcissist i forget what its called but theres one thats a sad guy that wants everyone to bully him/observe his sadness and its apparently s cope you make up when your parents didnt give a fuck when you were crying in a crib or smth.

I'm that one. Imho all of my bitching would be valid if i did anything to change but i dont so its pointless to even yap.
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>>42670270
be the change you want to see in the world. retvrn us to our roots
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alright someone post their typing style tierlist then
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>>42670231
I liked holding hands with guys in elementary but i never was attracted to a man in person. I watched some gay porn/yaoi and of course man gets feninized and buttfucked doujins..

I consider myself voidsexual in practical terms because i dont interact with people so in deterministic terms my sexuality doesnt play a role or exist.
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>>42670279
The old world is dead and we must languish in these wastes for a time
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s tier: mastectomy
f tier: everyone else
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>>42670288
Bull and the bear courier
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I hate how angry I look all the time. my eyebrows are shaped in such a way that it makes me look like an inexpressive asshole, when in reality i'm full of love. I could be getting married and just look like I stepped in shit.
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>>42670291
no notes
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Ok they had a couple wd red drives at really decent prices as well. Weird how Walmart pricing always lags behind Amazon and Best buy
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What do you tards do on the computer aside from gaming/media/social media?
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>>42670343
suck my dick
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i’m sorry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=incKrD1LoMk
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>>42670399
jack off
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i'm sorry too
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>>42670399
Jerk off.
Read a lot of pdfs of bools.
Watch movies.
Work
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>>42670448
what are you sorry for?
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>>42670456
various things
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>>42670399
work - writing code
devving my game
you?
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>>42670472
Mostly just art and reading, I need something new which is why I asked. I'm not particularly interested in programming
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i hope this is coal enough for coalposter my love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX7beDbuIVM
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>>42670443
>i jack off
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wish I had a penis to jack off
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>>42670537
You dont???? Wtf!
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>>42670560
no I'm a cis woman
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what is the point of a DAC? I don't hear a difference over directly plugging into my mobo. It came with a used capture card and audio equipment I bought on eBay
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DUYnKEojHhB/
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>>42670670
OUGHGHHHHHHHH YESS
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>>42670491
sorry, no
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>>42670497
i wish i jacked off for the movies but i jack off for free
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twink secured heh we going to applebees
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for half price appetizers?
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if hitler did hrt would he have to take a smaller dose since he only had one testis
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hi mmg why am i so fat and retarded and ugly and how do i kill myself
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wow that's crazy i'm also fat and retarded and ugly
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dubs i shoot myself
trips i shit myself
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you are the mom rei
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will you shit yourself without trips? for me?
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whats worse scat fetishists or chasers
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is that even a question? men are clearly worse in any comparison between two groups of people
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you clearly haven't heard of transbians
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I love them thangs
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anecdotally, men's buttholes feel the same as women's
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>>42668111
Bet I lift more than you, I hate isreal.
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>>42670958
>I hate isreal.
just say you hate Jews and get it over with
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bitch you can't even spell israel. you're dumb AND weak. I squat 400 btw
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your ass does not squat 400 lbs
pick a plausible weight if you're gonna lie
olivia reeves is one of the foremost female weightlifting athletes of all time and she doesn't squat much more than that
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>>42670399
Download TV shows, movies, and music and put it on my mini-PC I have hooked up to my TV.
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>>42671007
You watch anything interesting lately?
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>>42671015
For stuff I hadn't seen before, I saw Good Boy, which was pretty neat. And I saw a little bit of Yuru Camp.
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what sites should I put in my RSS feed?
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>what do you do on the computer aside from media
>i download, watch and listen to media
excellent
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I do lots, like insane amounts, of free work, mostly art and visuals, for a friend's game because i want him to fuck my ass but I'm too timid to make a move so i sexualize how unequal our relationship is. Maybe when I get him lots of money and recognition and maybe a little fame I'll ask if I can suck him off too.
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why do you people worship moids
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dw girl i get it
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i like anyone with a penis, man or woman.
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ugh Neil Young is like needles in my eardrum
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OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY DICK
IT'S A LOT LIKE YOURS
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i had a life before i got raped (sullied by a tranny in a consensual manner) so i cry about real things
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>>42671083
because they don't give a shit about their self-worth
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>>42671083
because i worship women so much i don't believe i deserve to be with them at all
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im such a polite young man
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how do i grow breast is there some hidden konami code to make them start growing?
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how long on hrt?
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take lots of prog before the breast buds have fully developed. Do it now
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4 years :c
i take prog already
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get fat
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:(((
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tit’s over :/
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happy valentines idiots i love being a bi lesbian
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happy fat thursday to you too
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i reckon ill get to 160lbs next month
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>>42671537
my back was so fat at 160
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would you be mad if i got a lil toothy with it? if i chewed on it just a little?
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>>42671539
it literally all goes to my butt thighs and tummy. i have small tits so like gaining weight just makes me pear shaped asf i kind of love it
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>>42671551
my shit is so atrophied i dont think id feel a thing
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dubs and i go to the beach and drown myself
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>>42671421
Some people just don't get any breast growth.
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dubs and i go to the beach and take in the sun and have a lovely time. and stare at hunks
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>>42671715
>>42671728
You're staying home.
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>>42668802
hot
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>>42671722
then how do i commit suicide in least painful way
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>>42671776
if you mix a hell of a lot of benzos and opiates you won't feel a thing
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>>42671782
they dont sell those at mcdonalds tho
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>>42671776
ok so first thing you're gonna do is get a girlfriend. after that you'll love her very much then get married, then you'll grow old together with her and then when you're really old you'll die peacefully and painlessly by her side. works 100% best suicide method 2026
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>>42671790
Was your plan to commit suicide with whatever McDonald's has?
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>>42671790
eat as many mcdoubles as you can until you get a heart attack
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>>42671790
if you eat a hell of a lot of mcdonalds over a long period of time that'll also kill you
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>>42671806
i dont want to act edgy but i dont think im capable of accepting love from other person, in my whole life i've never fell in love and I don't like myself enough to allow for other person to come into my life

>>42671813
kinda yeah

>>42671814
i dont think thats possible, mcdouble wouldn't do that to me

>>42671815
doesnt seem to be working
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drop the mcdonalds order that maintains your flat physique
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>>42671832
9mcnuggets with garlic sauce
maestro burger with fry and fanta
cheeseburger with fry
1 or 2 mcdoubles
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i was molested
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everything's about you huh
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so apparently carrots absorb estrogen
fuck my bunnyhon life
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are carrots bad if youre on injections?
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only if youre smoking them
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nta but can we makeout
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thats only for married peeps
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i fucking hate my wife
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>>42671969
kill yourself
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>>42671969
cowbot?
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cowkini?
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im so happy
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marrying someone you hate is literally the most normal thing ever
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>>42671993
oh hi doxxmoder
is it because cowbot hates her wife?
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>>42671993
same yesterday was awesome
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because im not cis and also an jnpleasent person i might have to settle for a picky eater and i already want to poison his tendies
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>>42671997
only if you're cishet
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im actually so upset about my nonexistent picky eatwr boyfriend i want to break something he’s so retarded oh my god I WANT HIM
TO DIE
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he'd be real if you get ffs
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lowk hate whites but my gf is white asf
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I fucking LOVE whites
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s: mastectomy
f: fs
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>>42672053
maybe
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mcdoublefs
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you'd have double f's if you ate more mcdoubles
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can you guarantee this, will you make a contract with me that if i dont get double f's you will have to wear cowkini forever and ever?
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i like to put the remaining castor oil in my belly button because it’s anti bacterial
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to make it fair there would be cowkini variants for different seasons and temperatures
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>>42672096
if you get fat and still have no boobs you can have a 24/7 stream of me sitting at my desk in a cowkini
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>>42672108
but you'd have to leave your desk eventually no? I'd need a cameraman that follow you everywhere
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i don't have the budget for a cameraman but i could video call you or something
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video calls are too scary for me, it would need to be streamed somewhere
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okay i'd stream on my secret cowkini channel then
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okay, ill sleep on that deal then
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charlotte showed up in the last thread and no one gaf :/
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all trip hate has been halted with the return of cm so i can focus it all on him
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my stomach hurts
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notice how i didnt say tummy because last time i DARED to be cute i got called a creepy dissheveled violent male honbeast (all true)
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my tummy hurty
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my tummy is ouwy ouwy
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i am quite literally a lovely little lady
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i am none of these things and that's not okay
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bump
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all things considered I'm really cute
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rapes you... i guess... :/
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>>42672561
yay
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i think i have to come clean to you nonas, i'm not actually sponsored by mcdonalds; i do it for free
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mcdoublemoder i'm concerned for your mental health
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she hates me :/
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>>42672586
i am fairly okay considering my whole life experience so far
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i just want you to know. you're more than the mcdouble.
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but the mcdouble is a safe proxy i can express myself thru
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ohhhh now i understand... perhaps consider a career in education
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would you believe the cowkini wearing, mcdonalds obsessed anon has masters degree
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the mcdouble has clearly artificially enhanced you :/
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are you mcdoublemoder because you eat mcdoubles or are you eating mcdoubles because you are mcdoublemoder
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if you look at the mcdouble long enough does it look back
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should I get a boob tape or a silicone bra?
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ffs
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i got racist for a little bit but now im not because every time i have a racist thought i know in my heart that it was put in my head by billionaire rapist jews
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and gentiles!! hey im not antisemitic cmonnn
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>need an instagram account to apply for a job
kaczynski was right btw
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>>42673128
What job?
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>>42673217
instagram ad manager
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morning homosexual transexuals how goes the manmoding today
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people use my tranny name so often that when I see a govt file with my dead name I'm always like "who?" for a few seconds before i realize it's suppose to be me
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>people use my tranny name
must be nice
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>>42673416
it is
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why are you in mmg then?
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What if i trooned out and failmaled constantly but still used my birthname and corrected ppl who gender me as female.
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>>42673491
idk senpai
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whew slept late today that felt good
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valentine's day was awesome
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>>42673552
Sleeping in is AWESOME.

Glad you enjoyed yourself on this fine sunday. Has it snowed where you're at? Nothing comfier than oversleeping and drinking hot tea while it snows outside. I LOOOOVE winter.
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>has it snowed
lol it is currently 73 degrees
i do have an iced coffee tho thats what its about in the tropical morning
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she called me yesterday and said she liked me but how do I know she actually meant it and wasn't trying to hugbox me
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>>42673585
It snowed where i'm at and my dog came inside with her nose covered in snow.
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>>42673609
kuz youre nice girl anon, very likeable
everything is ok and you're doing good job
>>42673615
post pup
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>>42673631
No because i will get pupdoxxed.
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Made a thread to whine and got this response. Sounds kinda reasonable? Is he right?
>>42673337
>>
>hit the gym
>learn to trade
kek
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>>42673698
Learn a trade* like a hard skillset thats valuable and makes you a useful member of society.

I dont have dysphoria so i think i should try to become a good man instead of this maladaptive cope...
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>>42673714
ohhh mb mb
>dont troon out
>be a plumber
KEK
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>>42672035
i’m a picky eater. want to hate and poison me?
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>>42673721
What else should i do when i'm not trans and just a cis male.
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>>42673661
i unfiltered you to see a pup, fuck you
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holy moly braincells i havent activated in 30 years suddenly tingling from this OST
i spent an entire summer playing dos enigma pinball competitively with my babysitter
https://youtu.be/5oqsKCO57N0?list=PL6755E99A88BB7827
>>42673761
if you have dysphoria this is the treatment
if you dont then go try to be a chad like that other teenager was saying in the other thred
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>>42673793
I dont have dysphoria 100%.
Other trannies described to me what its like and i dont relate to like aggressive feeling of disconnect.

I'm just depersonalized disassociated all the time and hate looking in the mirror but ppl talk about real psychosomatic pain and suicidal ideations brought on by the idea of being a man.

I'm not particularly hyped about that either but the severity and the degree is the crucial difference. I dont rly think i can "be a chad" at 5'6 and with social anxiety and autism.
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why are you dissociating
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>i dont relate to like aggressive feeling of disconnect.
>I'm just depersonalized disassociated all the time and hate looking in the mirror
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>>42673850
I dont have a good sense of self don't feel attached to my body much and don't like existing also don't do much.
I legit just sleep 18hours a day and maybe read unless academic duties press me(rarely).
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every time i look in the mirror i see someone really cute >_<
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you're avoiding the introspection it'll take to feel better
you should see to that
>i dont think i can be a chad at 5'6
you should talk to some ftms and see if you relate to their experiences
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>>42673631
>local hugboxer affirming me
wow that makes me feel so much better!
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>>42673855
Theres like a big difference in how it was described to me vs how i feel.
Trannies genuinely feel like their body is made out of fiberglass and have constant and pervasive feeling of disconnect.
I just hit disassociation and go play vidya and am comfy up until i have to exist again.
This is far from the average tranny experience and likely points to a whole another mental disorder.
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>>42673873
>you should talk to some ftms and see if you relate to their experiences
Ftm experienced get brought up a lot in incel circles so i 100% can say that i do
Locked out of manhood by the virtue of immutable physical characteristics.
>>42673865
Sounds nice...
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>>42673874
yw anon its ok to be anxious about it thats common
>>42673885
you should get that entallening surgery where they break your legs
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>>42673878
>Trannies genuinely feel like their body is made out of fiberglass and have constant and pervasive feeling of disconnect.
not really? my tranny thoughts would come and go and that cycle started speeding up and hurting me more. now that im on e it bothers me like 50% less than it did.
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>>42673865
lowk same. i wish i had a man holding me for contrast
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>>42673891
That surgery makes you disabled for life and is a cope.
Redpill is just bluepill in red coat. Blackpill is the only truth. If you need to break your legs to be chad you never were and never will be one. Its over, or rather, it has never even begun.
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speaking as a chad myself i think getting your legs broken for the drem is a chad move
you wouldnt understand tho
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>>42673900
ewww
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at 5'6" you might as well just accept your role as a dudes onahole
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>>42673932
Thats actually basedcucked.
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>>42673945
Hot but i'm not into men
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>>42673943
whatever youre an agp male
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anyways so overwatch is fun again thats p cool
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>>42673985
overwatch was never fun
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i used to love tracer but they absolutely demolished my girl :(
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i wish to absolutely demolish tracer
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>>42673985
Favourite character?
For me its mercy bc of healslutting.
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>bc of healslutting.
how fucking mef are you dog?
>>
>>42673970
that's not true im a gay woman >_<
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I main Juno because AGP and mobile healer is a perfect combo
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>>42674035
I'm Mef as fuck but that was a joke. I play Doomfist and Reinhard mostly.

I am 100% mef.
I'm 200% mef.
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also its actually awesome to be able to game on linux now like holy shit
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>>42674084
Lia on linux
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>>42674084
always could desu it's just easier now
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>>42674137
>always could
??
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>>42674152
bc of wine, it's been around for 15 years now
>>
next: >>42674174
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>>42674183
you must be way more pro than me then



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