happy hour editionQOTT: can i pour ya another one?preev >>42674174
anal is humiliating
getting fucked makes me feel like a badass bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBuaHogLxpo
>>42682585that's why i only top
>>42682572>qottit's 5am on a monday but why the hell not
>>42682572I just drank 1 zhot and im dying. Fuck my lightweight mef life.
it’s president’s day bay, pour me 2 more
if i lay in bed on my phone instead of actually just sleeping, i have to pee every 30 minutes or so. am i broken?
>>42682644I do that too
>>42682644are you me
>>42682644go to sleeeeep
>>42682651https://voca.ro/16MLNyN9PD27
it's late but it's a holiday and i haven't gooned my sissy shenis to preserve my agampstick since yesterday. hard sacrifices i have to make
>>42682658fucking excellent, thank you very much
>>42682662there are people here who jork it daily?
>>42682669Youre supposed to jerk it once every 2-3 days to avoid atrophy.
i haven't jerked off since i broke my nutbladder, it hurts too much
that you have all continued without stopping is proof that youre bots, no?
no, it’s proof that i’m a nonfunctional moron with no life
If i never jerk it does it just die, because I don't plan to use it ever and i hate touching it. Or is it best to keep it functional for srs
>>42682690you have to keep it functional so you can put it in my poopchute bb
>>42682690i stopped using it for three weeks and all that happened was it got a little smaller
I think you can re-embiggen it if you shrunk though. just gotta use it constantly
how do i pull a 30+ bmi girl
>>42682727tranquilizer gun like they use with elephants
im super chilly right bow, and cold. Also i need an ftm husband. i think i need an ftm husband. i think i dont like cis people
The issue with ftms is that while i really like weird looking pudgy hairy men i really don’t like vagina that much but i have never seen it so maybe this is misogynistic. oh god ive become a bitter misogynistic gay incel!!! i should die
i am so cold i wish someone would hold me
i'm such a pozmaxxed low T-cell AIDScel
im so hungry
>>42682771eat me
>>42682727feed her a bunch
>>42682800*gapes my maw*
what are you, some kind of furry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLpHeD7T1k
Can a manmoder find love in 2026
I cant cause im gincel
all my willpower is going into not stabbing the shit out of my groin.
i cant date any person who isnt a cis man because as a male presenting mtf tranny i have less social value than basically everybody and anything they want to say about me will be taken as fact by people intent on causing harm to ugly faggots
castration movie sucked dick and balls
I went to bed gay and I woke up gayer
>>42683269get tested
indian race scientist with a working ai theory of homosexuality as a prion disease
can a manmoder find love at age 2026
oh my word can you teach me the secret of your longevity?
cock from a girl
is that possible
oh excellent I'll live for fucking ever then
fuck salad
yummy yummy
>>42683643i ate mcdonald's earlier because of you, are you pleased?
jokes on you i'm vegetarian and not a nigger
im literally a cis man
>vegetarian>racistmany such cases!
go vegan you piece of shit
fuck you racist fascist
>>42683665yes
it's called gnosis
>>42683694not the same anon >_<
god I'm so cute
everyone make sure to fuck your mom today
>wake up>cum in my mom no condomtoday will be a good day
I have a day off today and I think I'll wine and dine my mom and spend a few hours making sweet sweet love to her delicious milf body
she mogs me
enough
im gay
im gay for my mom
>>42683872you are a man
that's just objectively false
>>42683890no it isnt
is it wrong to call myself a faggot if i pretend i'm a woman sometimes
I'm lowk homophobic
what am i looking at here
a face ig
>>42683518I'll love u anon
>>42683973passoid scum>>42684020passoid scum
avoidants are the worst
avoidants should never get into a relationship for the sake of everyone else
>>42683973looks like me desu
there was a big old fat drunk who used to live at the applebee's on erie boulevard. he was always drinking half-priced margs and sluredly hitting on the waitresses, the combined age of whom could not begij to approach this man's decrepitude. he played trivia by himself, every tuesday. his team name was "party marty." i wonder if he's still alive, sometimes
my agp is so developed im uniroincally enjoying taylow swift music
taylor swift is ass
>>42684189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb_QA0rcxfA&list=RDsb_QA0rcxfA&start_radio=1
i listen to all the performative artists (tv girl, laufey, mac demarco, the smiths) is this hsts or agp
>>42684206Throw in Billie Eilish and ur a regular hsts
yesterday i jokes about tummy ouchy ouchy and today my tummy is killing me and i just vomitedit might be over for me mcnonas
there's a lurgy going around where i am and it's horrible
>>42684510the mucus crackles in my lungs when i breath. it reminds me of sautéeing garlic
>>42684154well i guess its good i’ve been single for over 3 years then
I'm not avoidant anymore I fixed myselfI want to worship a beautiful switchbottom who will cosplay and travel w me, and I'd be open up to her even if it was difficult for me...
>>42682727As the resident manmoder torta pounder, simply treat them like every other girl:)
i love jacket potatoes
british food or pig's slop
>>42684931thats beautiful charlotte
>>42684184never tell another queer this they will cancel u for not knowing 20 years of taylor swift drama>t. knower
>>42682677>NutbladderWut
>>42685119did you run out of cheese? that third jacket is lacking
it's melted underneath
>>42685119vegan cheese of course
>>42685175Thanks anon even if that's sarcasm :(
>>42684228tfw im a regular hsts but i didnt try to be i just like hoe manipulator music :/ my bad i also listen to other stuff
fuck my intestines are going insane oh fuck
>>42685495no?
>>42685556go vegan you piece of shit
>>42685504it wasn't sorry if it came across that way :(
>>42685556kysys
>>42685507if you tried to be you'd be agp so it's a good thing >>42685559why
>>42685579Oh I wasn't sure thanks for confirming anon :) I'm used to people hating on me
I should lose like 30 lbs and get my nipples pierced
daydrinking again award
what are you drinking nona
my life away
>>42685695probably
good morning moders MUAH
good morning tumblrmoder!
good afternoon
>>42684206What's wrong with them?? I listen to 3 of those sometimes...
Drank 1shot and passed out for 9 hours
not too fond of all the normgroids in this genwhere did all the moided up freakcels go
>>42685968do 5 then come back
>>42685988>normgroidsthey're ((You)'re) called normies, bud
I like normgroids
>>42685962nothing, they're just being associated with matcha-drinking, tote bag-wielding, feminist literature-reading make manipulators
>>42685968how much do you weigh
>>42686036slayyyyyy <3
>wake up>rook and mccallion still not back togetheroh my god bruh I want a new bd album
>>42686168night of the long ropes soon
my teeth hurt a loti'm scared of going to a dentist but i know statistically i'm less likely to die from going to a dentist and getting work done if needed than if i ignore dental problems
>>42686168what did he mean by this
rook's vocals are lowk chopped now damn
>>42686046114~ish lbs but some of it is water weight.I've been as low as 102lbs when i exercised.
wish i was chopped instead of classically beautiful and easy to worship :/
ayo doctor lemme get a heal >>42686349
trying to bottom prep and the enema is not working and settling for giving a hj
>>42685366the penis engine, the stuff behind the penis that makes it work
>hj instead of bjwhy didnt you just call it off
Yeah
>>42686306isn't that the person who embezzled thousands of dollars behind her business partners back? she should have went to jail
>>42686306i've always found her voice kinda annoying except when she's screaming. outside of black dresses her metal stuff is her only work i could get into
>>42686383Guess what else I suck (npi) at
>>42686036that was a psyop to make men think being smart and socially progressive is unattractive to women
https://youtu.be/pehGAulOhQE
>>42686342if you're 5'5" we're kindred spirits just i'm not retarded and a repper
i look like clavicular but im short and on estrogen. do i get ffs or a mastectomy
>>42686456I am that but my ribcage is super wide bc of a spine defect i got due to not eating enough as a kid. Also i'm super ugly and there isnt ANY point for me to transition
why do 'moders' want to just be laf n.0
>>42686465Ffs. Clavface is a good base for elegant ladymaxxing.
>>42686465clav uses topical estrogel on his face to look better
>>42686499>>42686515that’s great you’re mocking me of course. of course. cismoid is me from when i posted here as a gincel repper. im not that entertaining and i dont post thag often so i dont know why this whole website is dedicated to me. unless the dod is using this to discover data on what may happen if an entire imageboard website was algorithmically tuned to the desires of one user. that must mean there are at least 4 mmgs somewhere on pentagon servers
>>42686480how wide is wide
>>4268655635inch underbust
really wish these 50 year old grindr gay men loved me for me like im beautiful on the inside too one of them spit into my hole and months later i can still feel the froth
>>42686499who's that one tranny pornstar that mogs everyone here and looked masculine as fuck pre-trans, i can't find her pics
passoids are beginning to be a major optics nuke because theyre letting their physical bodies get to their heads and they dont realize theyre still clocky and their behavior is clocky and the more comfortable they feel the worse it gets. men cannot become women. should i get ffs or a mastectomy
>>42686538im just updating anon that clav uses estrogen
get a husband
>>42686583>posting from iphoneyou put the clues because you hate me
>>42686578im saying this as a man with visible breasts btw
>>42686575I wish actual gay men were into me For me it's 50 yr old Grindr bisexuals
>>42686577Bro i'm bald
>>42686538no one here is as obsessed with you as you think
>>42686590
>>42686578ew and it's a pickme too? gross
>>42686616but i am
>>42686590girl, what are you talking about?
>>42686573i'm sorry
you really shouldn't have done that, by the way, we did notice and the situation will change accordingly
>>42686538your fingers must feel nice :)
Nooooooooo
>>42686635I know
>>42682572Like a real man, I drink beer in leather gay barsAll of you are women baka
>>42686578third option a bullet in the back of your skull
>>42686642i imagine they do. i try to be conscious and have a light touch but im super clumsy and also clammy so magbe they dont. Furthermore ive been picking at scabs on my scalp all day and there’s blood under my nails which i havent cut short in half a year.
>>42686639sheeeeeit
do you think in 5 years when im trying to get a job theyre gonna ask me why the palantir background check says im weird and kind of icky
>>42686665can i lick them clean
>>42686706in 5 years ai will do all the work
>>42686722Yes baby come here i love you so much baby we are real lesbians
tummy hurts but been shitting so much prob cleared my colon. clean me up first but after maybe rape? :3
its not rape if u ask for it nona
sex with a penis is always rape
frotting is not rape
it hurts
pain is good
Gonna eat something to fill mah belly up and then drink more and sleep for 12 hours so you're gonna have a moidfree timeslot.
>>42686855Maiq pilled
>>42686578Get a bbl immediately please please please
>>42686855need nc frotting
>>42687141lets
I have a long midface and therefore I’ll never pass or be pretty or cute ever
https://voca.ro/1c6KzTw7nOVovoice training
there was another shootingthere will be more accusationsI'm tired, boss
god it’s fucking exhausting
exhausting unloading inside my mom so often :/
it's tiring but you gotta do it. who else is gonna knock up your mom
i could try if she gets tired
i'm going to miss shooting loads when i run out of topical t and my new provider is cucked. i wish doctors were more supportive of trannies being perverts when they have no hesitation doing the same for cismoids. i want to feel twinkhons cumming down my throat is that really too much to ask
>>42686706they already use AI for background checks right now
hey cum in your own mom... this one's mine...
who wants to starve w me
not me i'm a fatty
who wants to share my mom I'm generous like that
You can tell I’m fake trans cuz my body is way too moided. If I was meant to be a girl then I would’ve had a girlier body instead of a honbeast body
>>42687286>deleted coward!!!! i want more vocafrens!!!!
>>42687749no it's because "cuz" is a male-coded term and you can fix that
>>42687749trvke
>>42687768what if i’m a mix of both
>>42687765oh fuck rlly cuz i use it a lot o~o
>>42687756sorry, i didn’t realize i deleted it. here, have morehttps://voca.ro/15l1IIFSZj4x
>>42687711i mean... she carries 50% of your genes and you're ... not attractive?sorry to tell you>>42687780it's fine, please relax on my bed and drink this please? :3
>>42687803https://voca.ro/1jSNpgGnMbZb
i have a few black hairs prominently protruding from my face and i cant get rid of them because theyre from laser so they just kind of sit there and ive been picking at it with tweezers for like an hour im going crazy
>>42687780most people are
getting tossed around by “fake” britnona
>>42687768Post ur stats moders
>>42687856Lets be real here I don’t think britnona has it in her to dom someone
>>42687780this is why the typology is bullshitREJECT ALL FALSE DICHOTOMIES
genuinely not sure what counts as “early vs. late” for puberty (not sure when i underwent it anyway) or transition (22). kinda don’t trust my own judgement on if i’m softer vs. more muscular, and if i have more bone mass. i do have a giant skull, and i’ve never been particularly weak, but never strong either. i was confused for a girl as a middle schooler, then maybe a little young in high school (i remember on a vacation where the drinking age was 18, the bartender was very sure i was too young even though i was only a few months away) and then in college people thought i was older
>>42687908people who say the dichotomy is fake are always agp
I'm not even totally sure if androphulic means what i think it means but im using my English class knowledge to assume it means I am sexually attracted to men
>>42687911late puberty is having no signs of typical development by 14. late transitioning is past 18
>>42687913you fell for it
>>42687930okay so late transition. probably normal but not especially early or strong puberty
anyone else hate* zoomers not being able to think outside some simple sequence of trigger words?(* i don't actually hate but what the fuck)
>>42687968Performative copeslop
>>42687968yes because i’m a zoomer with a barely functional brain and i hate myself
>>42687930what about late transpuberty? asking for my freind, uncomfortably close
digit ratio is even + no fagcent for some reason
im too dumb to get the therapyspeak of my generation
>>42687977on my side or theirs?>>42687978same but sadly not a zoomer :(which means i should kms ig...
>>42688000I'm a bottom
>>42687831https://voca.ro/1g0lZrj3gzrF
>>42687968we are dogs
is it white women wednesday already
i'm the biggest hater, i hate everyone for everything all the time, can't name something i don't hate.
How do i spend my time well? how do i find the way? I am a weird tranny so what do i do? All of my transition milestones are scheduled and then i am working through my professional life so why do i feel lost? alone? anxious?? it is because i am not acting on what matters to me beyond the basic requirements… and sometimes failing those too. so what do i do now
what do i do now when i am doxxed and known. when i am all alone. when i am hungry and embarrassed because i got stoned. what do i dooooo
>>42688023Britnona u don’t have to suppress ur British accent here u can be free <3 ur voice sounds cute also
How to tell my retard sitter I'm gonna kms and don't want to continue? I think I will just not show up today and try walking towards le bridge
>>42688054Bareback Grindr sex with 50 year old bisexual men
>>42688023https://voca.ro/1eLheIjYJDOealso ur British irl wdym
>>42688049durr plant
making a poll just for britnona
>>42688016good for you!>>42688029i'm lesser than a dog so...:3
>>42688089https://voca.ro/1eWvvhW6KUKZ>>42688068https://voca.ro/1kdwSnLdfdAf
>>42688035It always are :D>>42688049and yet you don't hate me? curious...
so yeah basically my issue is i have hair on my face and that’s the only thing bothering me. i wish i wasnt so retarded ans could identify my feelings. can you pinpoint what in my behavior makes people dislike me so much? i feel both loose and stilted like a pooping butthole or something haha
you're brown.
>>42688127https://voca.ro/1eLGa2vFhSTx
>>42688163How did you know
>>42688141probably a trumpist, i'm sorryit's terminal
>>42688111well, what’s the poll?
I weigh two hundred and five pounds at six feet tall
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNJwVDg6
>>42688168https://voca.ro/19DALTvN0Ny7genuinely hazardous to listen to vocaroo this time
>>42688184fat ass nigga
>>42688216
>>42688184sex?
>>42688127Not passing (yet) but no it’s very cute I wanna put u in a dress and make u strawberry shortcake and tea and force u to talk about simpsons bits u like or whatever else u wanna talk about I like hearing ur voice
>>42688225male
>>42688204i don’t drink either :( sorry nona
>>42688208https://voca.ro/1hV2CJvDssEo
>>42688234me? I don't think so
>>42688228mmg tea party when?
>>42688204https://voca.ro/14lxV2jt17Xc
>>42688250I was specifying myself
you are all so fucking annoying oh my god shut up
>>42688247https://voca.ro/1i9tEEp1OCcw
>>42688278
>>42688256Came to mind cuz I made it for myself last night!! A fucked up and twisted demonic honbeast skinwalker freak has gotta do nice things for herself sometimes desu
>>42688259https://voca.ro/17tT9zkp3KpG
>>42688278what, you don’t like queen of mmg tumblrmoder?
>>42688278https://voca.ro/19MCVRNY31xB
>>42688309https://voca.ro/176o64FYh5d6
>>42688290https://voca.ro/1eAdEJ6YkrGc
ego imagino laidijari beheafdod epi angelos
>>42688347https://voca.ro/19snSXfUlitG
How many moders have irl friends that know they’re trans?? I have 1 who’s known since I was 16 and another who I met online but have since seen irl
translation: even if i could imagine you as angels i would behead yotypical satanist troon shit
>>426883842 of them know, not telling another soul
>>42688384i’ve told my 4 close friends and my exes since they’re trans the other direction
>>42688383Release the British accent cut pleaspleaseplease
everyone knows as i don't hide my boobswhat confused mind would even ask something like that?also i got no friends.
>>42688402>cutyes they should
im ugly
>>42688383https://voca.ro/1oiEXNknTYIL
>>42688402https://voca.ro/116o25Is2NzR>>42688422only if i do it up and down for results
>>42688453don't kill yourself you goober I won't have anyone fun to talk to who's gonna keep me company, the TRIPPERS???
I'm almost 30 and have 0 friends
>>42688452 https://voca.ro/1fiV7DfeXUQn
most people that flirt here eventually have the common decency to take it to dms
>>42688544we’re not flirting. she has a boyfriend
>>42688453i could lick you up and down instead?>>42688501i'm almost 60 and have no friends, sexual partners, drive, nor a sense of selfcheck. mate.
>>42685775i feel you boss
>>42688501>>42688558has there ever been a poll done on the average age of people here? i feel young and alive
>>42688558okay now this one is flirting
>>42688561was instinctually gonna say "puke"but this is baseddoggos <3
>>42688557and cheating never happens here, as we all know
>>42688569>i feel young and alive>>42675809
>>42688522https://voca.ro/159M7BwxkSMX
>>42688544>two people talking>FLIRTING FLIRTING THEYRE FLIRTINGmalebrained
>>42688595please stop flirting with me.
>>42688579well i’m not flirting, and i don’t think she is either, i think she’s just supportive and nice
>>42688569not totally official as ppl just larp here but kinda?i was always the oldest freak>>42688573idk how to flirt other than ironicallyeh, if you want it to be serious we could larp a few minutes before my autistic brain beeps the timer, if you know what i mean. ||i dont't||
>>42688599god you crave her, it's so obvious
>>42688583i'm not hanging out with those autopedophiles. i'm also not a boymoder
>>42688618post proof?(actually don't, nobody cares)
>>42688587Honestly imo it’s less the stick figure and more the confidence around u almost? Idk u have an air that even if ur moided rn you’ll end up a passoid one day
>>42688635too late
britnona x tumblrmoder forbidden yuri of our time
>>42688640yeah she even called herself the cutest janitor
>>42688640that's rlly nice for people to think I just dont like getting caught in negative thought loops so I don't rlly participate in self-pity/hatred ittim at the very least TRYING to make it and eventually stop moding its just not something that happens only a year into hrt
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
how do i reconcile an impossible love
what makes it impossible?
i bet on average, /mmg/ users are cuter than /bmg/ users
>>42688660Yeah that’s fair desu. I succumb to those spirals so easily but blehhhh I just look at my height and shoulders and face and it’s hard not to just feel defeated. Ideally I stop losing at some point too and am doing work for it (voice training, make up, eating extra calories for fat redist stuff) and even tho I’m less than a year into HRT for the second time it really does feel like I’ll never end up making it and just be some weird chimera
i have a crush on a moid that i can't have
>>42688705jellyfishmoder?
>>42688710oh girl you just marked yourself for death you better run before she finds you
>>42688643grow your hair out
>>42688710a mood has a crush on a me he can’t have. it’s okay
>>42688705no i totally get you! i also have the benefit of being fairly mentally sound all things considered but that wasn't always the case there's a lot of stuff I had tp get over especially regarding my body but it's possible to do it! There's a lot of stuff still to this day i struggle with but a lot of it is things I know I'm gonna need some skrilla to take care of so I don't worry about it too too muchDon't be so hard on urself 1< year in believe me it does get better and I genuinely think hrt made me less angry and bitter at myself
>>42688723i'd rather be a manmoder than a hon
>>42688693/bmg/ users practically don’t exist, it dies so easily
>>42688746retard bitch
I just think if you call yourself a "boymoder" and you're in your 20s or older then you got something else going on upstairs that I don't wanna be around
>>42688693boymoders are a mix of complete gigahons with a fetish or passoids who attentionwhore
>>42688770the latter group being what i immediately think of is why i ended up here
i can't help loving him i would even worship him if i could
>>42688766even earlier than your 20s, a 'boy' is someone who's like 15 at the oldestthat's why i'll never refer to myself as one
>>42688779fucking THANK YOU i feel so vindicated
>>42688643
fuck you
>I'm trying to voice train>good idea you shouldTHE PASSION
utterly disgusting flirting, get a room
angelos withra sweord flammant
I wanna rope Any tips?
>>42688714Mhm>>42688738I know it’s possible to do yeah, working with a therapist about that sorta stuff which at the very least is nice to get all my thoughts laid out that just swirl around in my head otherwise but blehhhh if it isn’t hard. Definitely have some form of BDD also certainly doesn’t help but at the same time my measurements don’t lie. I really do believe ur gonna be a passoid one day but that’s awesome that ur at least being kinder to urself with some hrt <3 Genuinely do think ur gonna turn out great we just both gotta put in that effort as much as we can ig
>>42688880yup u said it sis nobody said being a girl was gonna be easy but it's the life I wanna live so imma live ityou can make it too jelli and dont get too hung up on the measurements thing its all about mindset no matter what ur measurements were if you go into it a certain way you're gonna use it to make urself feel bad.(We aren't that far off in that area)
i was doing so good nonas i hadnt posted on this hole in weeks but i want to be dead again so here we are
>>42688876rope has no tips or points per-se that's more of a feature of blades or other rigid angular objects
Isnt BDD just being ugly
9 out 10 lovers CAN'T answer the "what if this doesn't work?" relationship question
>>42688928aren't you just a retard
>>42688913hate to break it to you but ropes 100% have tips
>>42688876Itamar can help you with that, goy!
>>42688928yeah it is, attractive people don't have bdd and if they say they do it's to get attention
>>42688942most people wouldn't call it that they'd just call it a point in the mathematical/geometric sense not necessarily because it's particularly sharp or "pointed" but yes, rope has two points by nature of being an object with more than one spacial dimension you are correct.
>>42688906Yeah I think I miss the forest for the trees a lot of the times with measurement stuff. And yeah rooting for the both of us to make it even tho it’s gonna be hard <3>>42688928For me it’ll genuinely look like the dimensions of certain parts of my face will be larger or smaller than they actually are. Like today for example my chin and jaw look a lot longer than I usually notice them and when I’m dysphoric over how long my face is my philtrum and chin look like they’re the same length
>>42689018Ok that's def more than just disliking ones look.I only said that bc people have told me irl i have BDD but nah i'm just ugly.I'm sure you're much better off altho that isnt a high bar to clear.
>>42688876…don’t?
guys my mom says we have to stop having sex :(
>>42689018>>42689041i (>>42688643) have also been told i have bdd but it was by a guy who wanted to fuck mei have the same face dimensions thing but it doesn't help that my face genuinely looks different every time i take a photo
>>42689089It's cute how she thinks she has a say
>>42688909if it makes you feel better, i don’t want you to be deae
had to stop my reading aloud voice training for a bit :/
why's that, lady?
i’m no longer alone
>>42689122dont worry im way too much of a pussy to do anything about it i just have to hope a polish trucker falls asleep at the wheel n crushes me whilst im driving to work
rip
I'm always alone, even around others
>>42689107I mean if u have thing where u don’t know for certain what ur own face looks like then yeah that’s bdd sorry girly
whut it dew, fellow manginas?
>>42689202you and me both sis. i constantly fantasize about some way for me to die without being my fault
>>42689230well it would've been nice to have gotten some opinions from the gen but the lack of responses indicate i'm right where i belong
>>42689271i told you last time that your face is nice. genuinely feels like you could pass with long hair and such. i don’t know what i’m talking about so take it with a massive grain of salt
a surge of dopamine hits my head as a pathetic drop of white escapes my Other. my hand, transformed into a vice, relaxes its grip. the president of my body has woken from its colonoscopy, there is no need for a backup anymore. in other words, i jerked it
I like to sing Neil sedaka to my dog when she's frightened by the rain it really confuses her but I like to think she finds comfort in ithttps://youtu.be/eMHvRlyoDBU
>>42689298my photos are frauded to the max, i don't think so really
>>42689380i always forget neil sedeka made music after 1962
>>42689401he was brought to my zoomer attention thanks to his contributions to the Gundam zeta ost https://youtu.be/cnqnRQlicqk
>>42689380show us the dog
why do mecha animes use songs from 60s american crooners as outro music a mystery for the ages
>>42689430She's an old lady and still scared of clouds what a dummy
>>42689450awww she’s so cute
>>42689445not only did he compose both the OP and ED for Zeta Gundam but his style of dress inspired the uniforms of the bad guy faction!
u probably have a pretty voice
so ive heard lol
>>42688643>>42689271I mean I think you’ve posted here before so you probably have some reference on what people here think. Idk if it means much but at least my honest thoughts are that u read as a guy but have a pretty good base. Sure ur face is a little long but rlly not by that much and ur jaw and chin are nice and small. Nose and brow don’t seem that big either which is all good. I know I said u weren’t gonna but at the very least growing ur hair out to an androgynous length would help quite a bit along with makeup. Not gonna be an effortless pass but with some effort you’ll turn out fine <3I think most importantly for u honestly is mindset. Like getting validation on here is nice but I’m sure u probably know that it either fades away pretty quick or u just don’t believe it outright and it means nothing. I know it fucking sucks especially with bdd fucking with u but u gotta tackle that stuff internally if u wanna actually see any sorta change in how u think of urself cuz no one on this general is going to give that to you
>>42689450mexicans used to eat boiled chihuahuas back in the aztec days
>>42689491As they bloody well should have they are USELESS for home defense her sister unfortunately got murk'd by a big bird right in front of meid say fly high angel but that might be in poor taste rip Chiquita
>>42689266i think sometime about those people who have a loose blood clot pop their hearts or whatever n just drop dead immediately n get a little wistful
>>42689490>small chin lolmain problem is acne scars anyway i think, i was wearing makeup in the other one but i don't wear it/can't because it looks weird with my skin texture
are you on hrt
5 months yeah
Bitch you're gonna be fine you dumb babytrans
>>42689547Not her but yeah Look more manly and ugly despite 5 yrs E
lmao
>>42689516this reminds me of how my friend talks about his girlfriend’s yorkie. he calls the poor little guy useless and comes up with ridiculous threats of violence
when?
>>42689540You're very andro and cute. I dont knownanything about anything regarding passing but you arent doing bad at all.
>>42689554babytrans general strikes yet again
meanwhile, me (soon™)
>>42689603thanks, i look worse irl though >>42689605where else do you want me to go
>>42689634trannies get laser challenge
>>42689634Brootal.Is it age? Dosage?
diet coke and cig for lunch again
i feel terrible for it but looking at hons makes me feel so hopeless
looking at passoids makes me feel worse
Looking at anime girls calms me because im mef agp
>>42689661Wanna see me? I'm not even a hon. I look like a retarded man despite 5 yrs hrt
looking at the average "boymoder" in the big 2026 makes me want to kms
I'm cismoder.
'boymoders' disgust me
>>42689683do you commonly approach groups of women irl and harass them until the point of half of them ignore you and the other half wish death upon you?
>>42689540Girly u still have a good foundation for passing imo. Miles better than me at the very least lol jealous of ur cute face
>>42689728No..i dont approach women ever. I hadnt talked to a woman in seven years outside of immediate family and retail workers.I've never went on dating apps andnhave exchanged 1 sentence with a girl classmate at college which i described earlier. Primarily bc i dont want to be a bother and im low self worth so i know aint nobody wanna talk to me.
>>42689747ok can you stop posting here then? i'm pretty sure you're bothering almost everyone here
>>42689763Fuck...
he'll leave eventually if we're lucky. but then he'll come back
>>42689694if u wanna post urself u can nona ill tell u if i feel bad or not
roachmoders doing it like no one else icl
>>42689775i realize that but the week or so when he was gone was so fucking nice
>men when given ultimate unstoppable opportunity to force their every thought onto a group of women
I think if i killed myself that'd be a net positive on the world.
you're 5'5" and still don't troon out, you're retarded
We're aware
>>42689921I have the face of a middle aged slavic man and am bald and 35inch underbust.
if everyone filters the prick then it'll be starved of attention
>>42689990why are you still here then (the gen, not the world)
I looked into it and I've made like over 11 minutes of edited e-clown vocaroo slop for this gen and got hit with embarrassment like a freight train
>>42690029Idk i just like the attention andnspilling my guts online.
wow thats so cool have you just tried not doing that
>>42690072inject the fucking estrogen faggot
>>42690052u should post 11 more minutes when is manmoder tv coming back
i like the attention too but every week i take a needle and stab it into myself like a real man
>>42690095never!!! I squeezed literally everything I could out of that bit lol
>>42690052please post it
>>42690088We dont have injection where im at. If i get on hrt im getting or pills + AA
diy? where are you at
>>42690107can't you just go into the archives and scrape em out?
Also getting it legit is real easy bc we have informed consent so i dont wanna fuck around with no diy.Wont do it anyway bc im too moided to trans.
>>42690130i just misunderstood, i thought you had 11 minutes you made and didn’t post
cm no one fucking wants you here FUCK OFFthe way you interact with women irl must be disturbing please just leave
hey i don't take estrogen give me attention
>>42690201no I meant total lol like all the segments put together is a little over 11 minutes. I don't rlly make them in advance beyond me getting the idea, putting it together and posting it as quick as I can before the time-relevant bits lost their luster
cm i don't mind you because you complimented my facebut please get on hrt and come back
>at deftones>unfortch manmoder>go toilet, mens ofc>mogged instantly by non hrt giga twinkhon >tiniest shoulders and snatched waist>look anywhere else>mogged by random man ft shorter than me with the prettiest natural hair ive ever seen>go to leave>the mogging continues by twinkhon outside >yeet myself off the top floor balcony
>>42690209I dont interact with women irl
>>42690209literally ignore him. starve him of attention and see if that drives him out
i dont take estrogen either but you dont hear me making a big song and dance of it s m h cismoid get OUT
>>42690235I'm never getting on hrt because there would be no point. Im not gonna pos t here anymore tho. Gonna go drink more.
>>42690260then why are you here?
cm mon petit filous
>>42690260>>42690214leave
>broke up over 2 years ago>both still writing songs about each otherwhat causes this
>>42690288no
>>42690302They both wanna fuck again but can't nut up and be the loser who reaches out first
>>42690311why
>>42690346i like it here
>>42690374why
>>42690315casting a spell to get devi and ada to fuck again so I have a new bd album
>>42690380uhhh yeah!
cm is like if mastectomy girl was a guy and 10x more obnoxious
>open thread>complain about same thing all day>refuse to listen to anyone>leaveyeah i can see it
>>42690377why not
>>42690423no, that's not a valid answerwhy do you like it here? why are you here if you're not on estrogen?
>tfw no brazuca moder gf wirh elegância despojada
>>42690410that’s what we all do to some degree
>>42690439essa tá perdida no roteiro
I'm a loner and I'm bald and I'm old and I'm a man and
i’m a creepi’m a weirdowhat the hell am i doing here?
>>42690426too old for bmg not deluded enough for repgen
>>42690492>too old for bmgthey're on hrt too... wtf are you?
>>42690492but you aren’t on e. that makes you a repper
>>42690492everyone is too old for bmg it's an autopedo circlejerk
>>42690497this
>>42690529
>>42690538this
>>42690538This ftw
I see you first found that image in october
>>42690548i’ve had it on my laptop for years, but that might’ve been when i sent it to my phone to save it or something. for some reason, googling “liv agar so much this” and various permutations doesn’t actually get me this picture
and what of it
you must be extremely bad at googling because I found it in 10 seconds with one hand just now
found the jerker
hint: I'm jerking off to liv agar
too skinny i need to jerk it to fatties
I'm vibing my clitty to Japanese women
i wonder who the gooners itt are the only real moders anyways
ive been cranking it to overwatch all week send help
I used to be a top tier gooner then I took hrt
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTbKfdHkieo
I sometimes just post similar shit cuz im bored
does anyone just get off to regular porn
I jerk it to pooners drinking piss
>>42690626same, i used to be into bnwo and all that shit
if i wanted to get off to a boring moid dryly humping missionary style i'd watch my parents fuck
>>42690632is there actually any pooner porn where they top? i have to settle for stroker fucking>>42690640just gotta look for the passionate stuff nona
>>42690584i just googled it again and got nothing
pooners cant top silly nona
so did anyone else notice liv agar is goon numbingly hot
>>42690626i used to be a gooner like you. then i took a vial full of e
how do I tell people it's my birthday without seeming like I'm begging for attention (i am and it's not my bd today)
>>42690660upboated
>>42690661Happy birthday!!!!!!
>>42690667but it’s not her bday today
>>42690673Silly nona she's triple-speaking obviously!
>>42690656yeah, i’ve always known. mogs me
>>42690651yes they can >:(i'm gonna be sad if i can't find a pooner husband
>>42690661i’m always wondering it. i feel so conceited if i try and hint at it but i feel so shitty when people don’t wish me a happy birthday
>>42690480eu quero uma brazukinha moder
>>42690661you have to bitch about getting older and thats it over cos now x-years from dying at 50
Im not on hrt but i do take dutasteride which nukes 90% of all DHT making men a gimp faggot.Is that enoughM
>>42690727>>42690262
you ‘moders hate veltail too, or am i alone in that?
>>42690772Sorry it shant happen again madam forsooth on my honour
you have no idea how many layers deep the psyop runs
>>42690775he's a strange guy so yesi'm probably in a folder of his by now
>>42690775you hate them because they are annoying and save transgirls pics to reposti hate him because he mogs me we are not the same
>>42690718e o que você tem pra oferecer pra mim?
>>42690775he dunks on pooners all the time I can't hate a real one like that
i have zero issue with trans guys
Holy fuck im so high my vision is vibrating
why do transbians hate trans guys so muchthey're precious and i get horny for them
I have literally zero intersection with any trans men so I literally have no opinion. They're like Chinese people to me I've never met one.
>why do lesbians hate men
transbians are hateful, angry people. if things had gone slightly different for them they'd all be neo-nazis.
>>42690872
>>42690890where the fuck do you live that you've never met a chinese person? rural montana? darkest africa?
>>42690890there may be chinese people in this very thread
>>42690906don't frighten her with such a prospect
>>42690901who hurt you
How high/low to put the noise? Just practicing btwunsee dot cc/album#vFk1JdJMNEL4
how would i even know a chinese person if i saw one? what do they look like?
>>42690919i’m guessing you meant noose?
they look like they're FUCKING CHINESE!!!!
>>42690906im chinkhon
i work with a trans dude who calls himself a lesbian :/
nobody wants a fat white bitch these days
>>42690947i need better bait than this
>>42690929No I'm an aspirin noise artistJk I meant nooseLike above Adam's apple or below?
>>42690953tie the rope around a tire, and then i push you and you swing and talk for a bit
>>42690953i don’t fucking know. just don’t kill yourself bavariamoder
>>42690947better look like trailer trash or else i dont want it
>>42690919get a gf instead of killing yourself. you're pale asf so you'd get one in no time
*points to black guy*is that a chinese?
>>42690963I think I'm gonna hike through the snow to a bridge because this shit hurts more than I remember I just am dizzy from practice. I only get the jugular veins not the carotids I hate being too wimpy to just do it>>42690975I only like men and I have a boyfriend but cheated on him because I'm an ugly whore
>>42690919cute sweater nona where did u get it btw i also think u shouldnt hang urself
>>42691000stop trying to jump from bridges, that shit is way too survivable to risk becoming a vegetable for
next: >>42691022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4wf1UHrz2E
>>42691018Is like 40 m enough?>>42691017I'm probably not going to die but I might shit and piss myself tbhon
>>42691030>pooner tier threadno bruh
i'm a pooner
Nigger
>>42691038not even close from my research. over asphalt/concrete would be best but still survivable depending on landing angle. and many survive with minor to severe injuries falling from that height onto grass or water
>>42691049i swear at least half of the recent mmg threads have had just terrible OP pics
ur welcome
>new website where you find you “birthday flower”>type in my birthday>just straight up not a flowerproven moided
