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previously on mmg >>42691022

yes edition
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qott are you cheesed to meet me?
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>>42696066
im cheesed
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im a victim
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do manmoders like glegle
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I hate men so much it's unreal
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>>42696584
why?
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>>42696606
probably related to the fact they hold institutional and systematic power over me and everyone will always take their side no matter the atrocities they commit against people like me
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can these tranny shooters lock the fuck in start killing moids? thanks
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moid here, is it alright if i post? i just like it here
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>>42696639
we have institutional and systematic power over other people too though
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>>42696681
transition or gtfo
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>>42696694
but you're all so cute and funny
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>>42696720
fuck off to chasergen we just want one fucking space without you
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>>42696729
fine :(
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anyway how is your winter going moders
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>>42696530
i love glegle
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where's lia, is she okay
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>>42696873
hospital
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>>42696883
rip auntie
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>>42696760
one of the best winters ever for me, cant believe i attempted almost exactly a year ago
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im going to let the ffs and mastectomy character die. i dont like the back story and nobody thinks it’s funny anymore if ever. now i’m a normie baiter like you all
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>>42697029
can fucking stand this guy. him and that jacob elordi fucking hacky bland moids
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my hairy moid ass be fartin
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i will never be a woman
i will never look like a woman
i will always be and feel and think and am a man
i love nothing
i am nothing
i still havent done anything to further this joke of a transition 2 years in
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2 years is nothing thobeit
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>>42697391
nta but is this bait? you can be honest
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2 YEARS ON NOTHING
im literally fake trans 30 yo male on weed and rage
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8.5 years hrt.
Still don't pass, still don't voice train.
I'm trying to be better though :) even if I can't be a woman I can still be happy and a good person.
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>imagine thinking you are a woman and trans when you "discovered" transgendewrs after puberty and never did anythign for years other than goon to femboys and futas and then deciding you are a real trans woman guys! and taking hrt after holding the injection vials in your closet for a couple years and then THINKING you have anything i common with real trans woman let alone real cis women
i hate myself i am rotting
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>>42697411
the full effects of hrt take like at LEAST 5+ years desuwa
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>>42697082
wait it was all a bit? or are you just another anon doing a bit about her doing a bit?
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moidshit caked into my hairy man ass hairs
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>>42697471
yes but seeing nothing after 2 years? anyways disregard what i said, i assumed her to be on hrt but she's actually on weed and rage. my bad.
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good morning I hate you all
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good morning I actually quite like some of you
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like
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>>42697493
I AM ON HRT YOU FUCKING
i dont even do that much weed desu like once every other month
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>>42697508
who do you like? who do you hate? we need the opinions of a discerning poster
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I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
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>>42697527
well I like YOU for one :)
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i’m flattered
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>42697524
okay wait like 3-4 years
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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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c
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i dont even like myself
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I love myself, try it
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>>42697130
jacob elordi is a retarded prop for marketing but pattinson is a literl god so overall you should sybau and keep his name oit of your mouth forever
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>>42697618
neither do i. i remember being like 6 and hating myself and thinking i was ugly and will never find love as a result. it’s not even like, a result of abuse, my parents were kind and loving
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Did not jump from a bridge but self sabotaged by cancelling psych and hrt appointments
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whenever i have sex i think about sucking some dudes dick or i think about a dude penetrating me because thats the only way i can get hard enough to put it in my gf
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>>42697572
WHAT FO MEAN?
I need to do more
Voucectrain
More laser
More
But I won’t because I’m a pos faggot loser
This is the life I choose
I shouldn’t even complain cause I do this to myself
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>>42696760
it's getting better :> we finally, finally got some warmer temps today (2c/35f) and I've been going outside more! Only 4 weeks until equinox. I can't wait :D

also nonas how do you shave your entire body? I hate being continuously raped by pilosity literally all over my body I hate it so so so much ;-;
>Shaving
Doesn't work and hairs grows in weird mutant pairs or triples afterwards
>Epilator
Skips most of the actual hair, leaves short hard hair around
>Laser
nerfed by my dark skin

Haven't tried waxing or cream yet tho
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>>42697779
try wax yeah
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>>42697649
i hate men
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this sissy is going to conquer the world
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I love men in the navy
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fan of sea men are you
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i love being mef
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mef isn't real
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men should be killed en masse
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if mef isnt real how come i have it
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where is mefmoder
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>>42697817
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>>42697875
retard
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>>42697878
Nta but I’m
Mef sissy agp hrt cis man uwu
Iwnbaw
Iwnbtt
Iwabacm
UwU
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i never bothered learning what mef and shit means. i know agp, aap, and hsts and that’s already too much
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>>42697649
it's crazy to me bc all these men have the charisma and acting ability of a wet toilet paper but cishet white women who browse instagram for 10 hours a day love them so the nazis in hollywood put them in every piece of shit movie nowadays
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I want to kms over being extremely masculine abd male-brained but I don’t have real dysphoria this is just social pressure and performance nothing concrete
Im mef agp meta attracted neet futa femboy hrt cis loser man
I hope my death is silent and peaceful but I don’t even think I deserve that
I deserve pain and I have plenty more to get
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bi lesbian
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im just an agamp mef sissy bi lesbian with a rocket launcher
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I will never be a real lesbian
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i will never be a real bi lesbian
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male lesbian
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male trans woman
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male prison gay faggot
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im a cute little fairy boy
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>>42697947
thank god desu
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This thread is hilarious because nobody believes someone can be a real manmoder but I’m very real
You are all leaping btw and write and think like women and it shows because none of you think outside your little box
I’m a real cis man on hrt abd yet you think this is a joke
Yeah it us but for different reasons
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>>42697892
idc
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I'll never be a real lesbian because I don't hate trans women and I ftms repulsive
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right we're actually something greater
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I find*
whatever
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Im just subhuman
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look at me I'm a bunny
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>>42697977
you're an incoherent retard
t. real manmoder
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>>42697799
looks like it hurts a ton tho ;-;
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>>42698008
thats why I'm anti human
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yeah im basically just a cute little fairy boy let me come land on your finger and tussle my wings a little bit and oh wait why is he pointing his fairy butt right at you
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>>42698031
womanhood is largely pain
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>>42697977
cis guys on e on their way to mansplain transitioning too
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>>42697999
do you wanna makeout
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>>42697977
that's not what a manmoder even is
a manmoder is a trans woman that boymodes basically full time with no real hope of ever moving on to girlmoding
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>>42698049
yes absolutely
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>>42698100
i don't know what to do next >_<
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youre nodding off at your desk and this small fairy boy keeps flitting from side to side, baring his tits at you
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>>42697977
what the fuck do you mean “leaping”?
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stop roleplaying and take it to discord
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>>42698150
genuinely why are you so homophobic
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yeah you’re right, join the mmg discord
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>>42698166
because i'm ace and you hypersexual faggots annoy me
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as a virtuous if somewhat horny fairy of the boyish persuasion i prefer to spread peace over "discord" c:
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>>42698149
frogmoder
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asexuals are a cia psyop
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I wish I was a manmoder(trans woman who looks like a man but us a woman)
Iwnbaw
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*nuzzles ur bulge*
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>>42698063
>>42698048
>>42698030
I’m gonna kill myself becayse I will never be a real woman thanks guys I learned a lot Ty
Iwnbaw
Iwabam
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>>42698216
frogtoader
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bye felhecia
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my jaw is so fucking sore I must have been sucking dick in my sleep
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intentional silliness aside i really do feel like "fairy" fits me far more than "woman" or "man"
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I’m spiritual male
I’m physically male but take hrt
I’m neurologically male
Im behaviourically male
I’m sociatalky male
I’m mentally male
Im functionally male
I’m male
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>>42698301
You are mentally ill
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new chainsaw man chapter means it's time to catch up on my manga!
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chainsaw man is coal
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I’m an attention whore
I trooned to make cool friends but I’m a man
I didn’t even finish laser
I didn’t even voice train
I didn’t even do hrt 100% right cause it was too hard for my moid chud neet brain
I don’t like anything anymore
Life is torture
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who the fuck transitions for fun and not to escape the unbearable pain of looking like a moid
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>>42697817
damn u just like me fr
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You will always look like a man anyway
Successful trooning is from ftmtf
Nobody is trans
Everyone is a woman
If you arent already feminine and a woman transition is pointless
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I need to kill myself instead of coming back here
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>>42697779
>Doesn't work and hairs grows in weird mutant pairs or triples afterwards
i have this and so does my aunt, the good news is that laser will probably be really effective for you. Ygmi
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Im laughing as I remember what I am
Deep down
Im laughing at how much I failed at life
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>>42698420
many such cases
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I’m losing my mind
Im paralysed and dead abd losing my sanity too
I am a man
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I want to die
Every post I make is an other part of my suicide note
A detailed long and incoherent suicude note
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I HAVE A PENIS
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you can't convince me that these schizo crpytoreppers are not all the same persona having an identity crisis
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my lunch was so tasty today and people are being nice to me in public again. i think i will be fine
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i reallyyyy want a cigarrrettte though
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>>42698345
movie was good
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speaking of chainsaw man I saw a super fat makima cosplayer the other day
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I like when people are nice to me
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>>42698476
It’s all me
Always all me
I’m on hrt but I’m a repper
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I am Moided
I’m a penis
I’m a male man
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smacked the FUCK out of my titty that shit hurted
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>>42698366
Me
I did it “cause I wanna be a femboy xd”
It’s all a joke
I’m a joke
Please kill me
You should have said no when I said I wanted hrt
You enabled me
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just slipped a pinky up my butt in the middle of the workday just to see if I could give some of my coworkers the ol' stinky pinky
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there is a spirit which lives in the gen and if you post here enough it will take you over until it finds another
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>>42698510
didn't you already post it the other day
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sometimes i do play different roles in the same thread for fun. but im not the only one doing it. it's an n:m mapping like vms on servers or something.
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>>42698366
ftfemboys and 50 sissies
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if only you knew how bad things really are. lol anyway the cia trained their mind lasers on me but im too pure and christain to be tainted
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why does this thread always read like one schizo talking to themself
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I’m a 30 yo femboy sissy on hrt uwu
Moloch made me do it!!!
I was born Christian and raped by the global government
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am i compromised
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>>42698582
Im just talking to myself though
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>>42698591
is this good?
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im actually happy right now. im in a very sri lankan time of my life
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I'm a femsnel girl snailure who's never gonna get asked out or find a snoyfriend
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tilt your head back and open your mouth
relax your throat muscles as much as you can
breathe naturally and deeply through your nose, okay?
relax. in a few seconds, a fat log of shit will slide down your throat.
if you feel the urge to gag or cough, try to suppress that. I'm going to hold your hand the entire time. this will only take a second
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>>42698609
Not enough
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There is no girl
There never was
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college is lame i’m gonna use my fafsa to flip memecoins
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I'm gonna be smashing my fat dick and balls with a brick
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>>42698568

The feds attempt to make me look retarded every day and every day I prove them wrong by not looking a tranny fuck up and standing up as a human being before an idealized identity!

Stay winning never losing
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I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
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i should start looksmaxxing
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my mom's pregnancy test was negative thank googness I shoot blanks back to rawdogging her
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when I poop sometimes it's like 90% grass because I like to put on my cowkini and crawl around the yard grazing like a cow
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Im the only real manmoder cause Im not 22 like 90% of you
I trooned at 27 abd Im now 30 which means im the only real manmoder
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I'm only slightly younger than you
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>>42698345
it’s my favorite manga ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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the grass makes my milk taste delicious
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I love when my boyfriend compliments me in spanish
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>>42698877
WE ARE NOTCTHE SAME
FOID
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there are people younger than this site saying it's over that's crazy
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>>42698582
all manmoders are kinda the same
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>>42698914
I might be more sane than you but you also haven't been on hrt very long
I'm eating a bowl of grass right now
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The experiences of everyone both older and younger than me are less important
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Not me
I’m not a foid
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One-moder universe theory
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>>42698939
Irrelevant
I’m a moid
You are a foid
There is no comparison
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>>42698866
isn’t there someone who said she’s like nearly 60? plus lia (a passoid girlmoder, to be clear) is like 37 or something
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>>42698955
I said 90%
Besides foids opinions Dont count
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alright let's not glaze lia too hard
is everyone forgetting that vocaroo? passoid?
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>>42698954
you are still early transition so of course you feel a little moided
getting all my teeth replaced with metal to chew grass more efficiently
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there's no point in even listening to vocaroos anymore it's just two annoying people talking to each other
that said I still hear lia's rich deep voice echoing around my head and see her devilish smirk when I close my eyes
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>>42698986
nta but you have to know telling someone that's 2 years into transition that it hasn't been very long and to just keep waiting is ragebait right?
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>>42699007
oh my fucking god what do you fucking want from me 2 years is literally not that long. oh wait...YOU'RE trying to bait ME. good one nona. go buy a cowkini
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>>42699006
the real british moder made a couple vocaroos recently
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>>42699035
I don't even give a fuck I just want mama lia to read me a bedtime story
wait...I fucking LOVE british accents though
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>>42699048
but one of the annoying people does use a british accent. it’s like, the whole bit
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I'm fucking aware but I only want the authentic shit
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>>42698986
I’m not delusional enough to think 2 years isnt a lifetime of changes
I did nothing but half ass hrt
I deserve nothing more
I’m a moid btw
That’s not changeable
You can change your voice your genitals your life your everything but if you are a moid you are a moid!!!!!
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>>42699065
https://voca.ro/1524YNgvWdRQ
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I’m in pain please help me
I’m so tired of hurting myself and other becayse of my inaction
Please help
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>>42699084
2 years isn't even enough to get the full effects of hrt
that's literally not even fucking halfway there. I thought this was well known information
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tfw a sneaking suspicion larry still posts
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induce lactation now, please
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you caught me
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wtf why didnt the image attach. theyre censoring me
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dw anon im ok just work busy
>passer
pfft ya ok hugbox
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>>42699129
Xd
As if hrt or its effects matter that deeply!
Hell i cant go that right anyway lol
Missing shots
Rescheduling them
Not on prog or an as just mono injections like a meme
Not that means anything
If I was meant to be a woman I would have been born as one
If I really wanted it I’d be one by now it at least try the part
No
Moid
I can’t even scratch my head abd think what will convince me otherwise anymore
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oh no
not me
i never faked my mode
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*mads pickledaughter smorking a cigaretty*
days like these i wonder if i should detrans into a man from manmoder. idk. life isn't giving me answers. i don't go outside to find the answers either. *hits cigarettie*
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empathy?
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how old were u when u learned gens only exist to influence lurkers in memetic warfare
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how old were you when you got your first taste of poop?
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today years old ig
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>>42699231
that's the fun of it. i don't like peering behind the curtains of this facade. ruins the game.
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*looks you up n down*
*smirks*
*casually ruins ur cock game*
dude i hate bratty bottoms so much fr
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I am a memetic juggernaut
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>>42699298
bitch the fuck? more for me then. damn ungrateful
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>drove to a different town
>found a trans girl
>sucked her gock
>she came clear girl ooze
>cute girl moans
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what does yod mean?
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press your lips against the output
rancid bitter kiss confirms delivery
analyze composition: corpses of two (2) crunchwrap supremes
head fills with thick fumes and the cycle begins anew and you know what they say right
because one girl's waste is another girl's DINNAH
mouth fills with sludge and the world gets a little DIMMAH
nothing is lost and every drop consumed
MISSION COMPLETE!
aayyyyyooooo
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I miss the volcano burrito
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>>42699494
yeah me too but it was always better the second time around post-consumption iykwim amirite nudge nudge wink wink
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no
please go away, deplorable doodoo diner
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i'm gonna find you and put all of my dick inside of you
i will take your power from you
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how much is all of it
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>>42699048
tfw lia reads me a bedtime story so i ask a question about it and fall asleep before she finishes
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>>42699554
then she'd pat your head and tuck you in and give you a motherly kiss on the forehead...woah
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>>42699554
smooch heh
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>>42699538
https://unsee cc/album#2P8OcZH064vJ
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>>42699597
nice hog sister
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>>42699597
jayzus lassie
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>>42699597
nice dick
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I'm looking rodoculously foided today ooo la laaaa
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mogs me
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dickmogs me
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shitmogs me
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just saw a cis woman named luna. i thought that was our name?
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>>42699597
post it again i didn't get to see it
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i meant to take cold medicine but it was cialis... can anyone help me...?
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>>42699759
post hard cock
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>>42699759
ngl if someone ever said that to me id just die laughing
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>>42699738
https://unsee cc/album#enNjyekECBRD
i am an attention whore
unsees are only 10 minutes now???
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>>42699759
yeah it's not cialis-induced runny nose it's a cold
nice
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Do I come off as more of a rhair-roo or as more of a zaphod beeblebrox?
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>>42699801
sweet lord
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>>42699801
you can choose, i think 10, 30, or 60 minutes
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>>42697977
im literally a manmoder tho? https://litter.catbox.moe/gmz4aftd8fivdjvx.jpg Like straight up hairy like gorilla, tall like a tree and wide like a storage cabinet... Please let my kind cope in peace T^T
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dawg how is it possible you're even built like that
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>>42699885
never shave #feminism
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>>42699885
lmao meave?
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>>42699801
if we frotted my smol pp would look ridiculous
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>>42699885
hipmogs me
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why am I pear shaped
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>>42699801
https://litter.catbox.moe/g5hockl2vjrsnum2.mp4
holy mogs me
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I need adderall or something
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quints and I everyone has to do my bidding FOREVER
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>>42699983
cumming video with loud moaning on my desk in 10 minutes
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why are we posting penises arent you supposed to want that thing gone
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>>42699885
hips don't lie (you're a woman wtf)
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i have penis envy
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I don't have bottom dysphoria
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>>42699983
whoa partner, you got a permit for that thing?
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i have bottom dysphoria. i need four of ya's, in my bottom
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>>42699983
post a video jerking off crazy style moaning loud af onegai
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>blue hoodie
>blue coat
>blue jeans
>blue shoes
call me bluemoder
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da ba dee da ba da
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i live in a blue world
with blue hair
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>>42700023
>>42700075
>>42700092
you'll have to wait until i next jerk off in 3 weeks' time
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warning: consumption of fecal matter can be harmful to your health
will that stop me? of course not
fresh steaming bowl of grass-laden foul cheesy shit from a fat girl in a cowkini
I fed her my famous macaroni recipe with over 2 pounds of cheese and butter. she's lactose intolerant
she moos in rapture as I rim her shit-lined hole (it's like licking the yogurt off the top of the yogurt container, you get it)
then I fucking dig in cause I'm fucking hungry ok. that bowl looks too appetizing.
I'm using two spoons for optimal rate of ingestion.
left spoon right spoon left spoon right spoon left spoon right spoon left spoon swallow.
left right left right damn this is quite a workout fuck
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>>42700201
why in three weeks specifically?
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>>42700201
i'm trying to jerk off to you jerking off PLEASE
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>>42700201
there are people itt who would PAY for this
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>>42700240
i don't get horny enough much anymore to want to jerk off, 3 weeks is a guess
>>42700260
i'd need a number
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>>42700270
hmm...how's 50
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no one will EVER KNOW
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>>42700288
>88
checks out, whaddup pedobot
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why do you all have big cocks what the fuck is going on
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>>42700322
whozat?
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>>42700326
i have a tiny white pecker
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All my music sounds like indie game osts
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>>42700331
probably u
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>>42700349
a lot of autistic people would love your music then
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actually i have autism and i hate music
i think everyone with autism also thinks this
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>>42700361
you fucker
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>>42700339
post dick?
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we're dating but she doesn't know yet
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>>42700349
want to compose an indie game ost?
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>>42700397
frfr don't trust any human that "doesn't get music"
it's relieving to know that i'm definitely not autistic being a tranny is bad enough
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we're mating but she doesn't know it yet
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>>42700397
so every autistic person who loves music is faking their autism?
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>>42700458
I'd be good at it at least lol
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we’re mocking but she doesn’t know it yet
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>>42700480
yes, i'm glad you understand
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>>42700480
dingdingding
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and you don’t seem to understand
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a shame, (You) seemed an honest tran
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>>42700498
i know it :/
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>>42700397
i have two autistic friends one likes shitty pop music and the other likes rock but hates anything slightly experimental, he can't listen to radiohead
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>>42700601
yeah but you’re not the woman i was talking about
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>>42700612
that's crazy i also have an autistic friend that can't listen to radiohead
if you bring them up to her she just involuntarily attacks you. like. physically attacks you.
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I can literally grab a huge fistful of my stomach fat
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autistic baddie beating the living daylights out of me while exit music (for a film) plays softly over my bluetooth speakers
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No surprises is like one of my top crying songs
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I always felt so fake and silly the few times I've put on music while crying that it usually makes me snap out of it
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i prefer weird fishes to cry to because it feels so overwhelming and like the music is bringing you to a higher plane
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>>42700690
did someone say “crying songs”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSYtlmLbWs
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oh my bruh
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for me, it's Nude
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>>42700763
teehee
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here's my crying playlist
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>>42700617
yes i literally am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfOCt_jj7TA
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"people who like Creep are anally retarded" - Thom Yorke
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>>42700795
Jesus u and me intersect a lot
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>>42700795
needs the night in question album
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>>42700795
i wouldn’t let u near my drink
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>>42700805
Thom Yorke is retarded for not liking the song after writing "I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control" and expecting people not to like it
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>>42700795
>cries to my kind of woman
are you some kind of retard son?
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>>42700801
no you’re not
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the song sounds sad, okay?
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Whenever I feel emotionally raped I put on typ shi
https://youtu.be/STugQ0X1NoI
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i would fuck a young thom yorker in his twink asshole and jonny greenwood too
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>>42700867
yeah this fucking sucks
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>>42700859
why would you be announcing a mock on an anon who is not me when that’s MY joke
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>>42700956
KYS!!!!!
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i dont listen to music when im sad because i dont want the capitalists to control me
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>>42700960
why not?
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it's the year of the horse, who up horsin' around?
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>>42700973
it’s garbo
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i don’t listen to music when i cry because i don’t cry. I’ve barely listened to music back in the time when i did cry
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I looooove horses (and their fat cocks)
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>>42701003
horsin’ around, you say?
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one of you made me gayer than I was before
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which one of us?
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>>42701026
How do u groan existentially?
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which one? one that has such a power I assume
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>>42701046
idk, it’s like an 8 year old screenshot. someone probably just thought it was funny to say that shit
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>>42701036
I think humanity could end itself through deference to sycophantic LLMs and I am afraid
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>>42701014
should i buy a horsecock dildo or a knotted one first
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i mean gpt isn’t wrong if you think about it cheating is just an effective coping mechanism
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i think all of our problems could be solved if we all asked chatgpt what to do
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>>42701088
buy both and suck on one while you ride the other for maximum animal!!!
but realistically knotted would probably be better if you only wanna get one
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i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
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im convinced the butthole isnt sensitive enough to tell the difference between shapes going up there
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daddy’s home
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>>42701294
let's get a double blind study going on that
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Im Bavarian and really fucking fat
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post pics pl0x
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im gay
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>>42701429
no you’re not
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Drinking Johnny walker black label
Certainly no complaints on my behalf

>>42701479
I am
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>>42701483
you’ve posted your body and you’re not fat you moron
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bitches are always like "gain weight, ohhh get fatter, ohhhhhhh you have an eating disorder and look like a mangled little skeleton with no visible body fat ohhhhhhh" like no. they're just trying to keep you down. they don't want you healthy, no matter what they say. only skinny men can get into relationships. nobody wants a fat man. women want you in that relationship forever. heterosexual relationships are a mind game and if you're not even considering how to win you're already losing.
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>>42701487
But the most recent pictures were October
Gained like 8-10 kg from alcoholism and ice cream sice like February
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>>42701491
i’ve got two cis men as friends who are in relationships (one for like 7 years) and both are fatter than you idiots who call yourselves fat
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>>42701491
increase your daily calorie intake by one thousand please
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>>42701498
you said you were fat in those pictures too, so i don’t trust your own view of your body
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>>42701514
Scale doesn't lie
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my balls are so sensitive if you stand on them i can tell your exact weight within .001kg
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>>42701491
TRVKE
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>>42701523
the scale doesn’t say “fat”. the scale says a number. what weight counts as fat is subjective, and often it’s more about how one looks than the actual weight, which makes it more subjective
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>>42701562
scale doesn't lie
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>>42701491
fatmaxxing is a psyop
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Little grey fuckers! Fuckers! Little grey FUCKERS! GREY FUCKERS! FUCKERS! LITTLE GREY FUCKERS!
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>>42701594
increase your daily calorie intake by 1500
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consulting my compendium on poop to identify this new shape in my toilet
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>>42701618
my family has a history of heart disease are you trying to kill me?
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>>42701583
it’s fucking sabotage and they know it
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>>42701635
calories don't cause heart disease you little twig person!
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>>42701653
i need to stay under 800 calories daily you parasite
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>>42701669
that's not a healthy number of calories for almost anyone, what kind of diet are you on?
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>>42701695
not on any diet it’s just maintenance
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ok little miss anorexia I guess I don't give a flying fuck
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Just ate and threw up
Bulimia moding
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i just ate 5 guys. burger + fries + milkshake. :P
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>>42701845
Nice. We don't have 5 guys in Bavaria
Do they have vegan options?
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>>42701758
i’ll do that after my meal
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>>42701845
hell fuckin YEAH
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>>42701878
Nice
Looking forward to my teeth falling out for better blowjobs
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Doctors looked at my skull and found it was the most masculine dimorphic skull they’ve ever found
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>>42701875
legitimately, i think the fries and soda/water are the only vegan options. it’s a pretty small menu, just burgers, hot dogs, fries, shakes, and drinks, plus toppings
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listen i love fatties but i would never be one myself and that isn't what they want in a man either
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>>42701922
the obstetrician looked at my skull and told my mom i had hydrocephaly (i just have a gigantic head)
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>>42701923
I need a good topping
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>>42701931
My nose is so long and large it takes about 4 seconds from when I breathe in to having air fill my lungs. I’ve almost passed out a few times that way while swimming
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i don't love fatties
i've been one before and the lean version of me is a nicer, happier, hotter person
no transitioning from fat regrets
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how do i smile with teeth in photos without looking like i wanna kms
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i wish i knew. my family told me i looked like a serial killer in my senior portrait
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DGCEMD-596
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>>42702110
it doesn't help I've got a misaligned tooth that in a lot of lighting isn't really as visible as the rest of my front teeth and it looks like it's missing and I hate it my mom didn't see it as enough justification to get braces when I was young so all my confidence in my smile died around that time
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>>42702122
oh my gem
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Im going insane why wont the sirens ever stop i miss the suburbs. im like a step away from a street crazy instead of an internet crazy
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>>42702160
I'm in the suburbs wanna switch places?
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oooh are you scared are you scared they're gonna getcha! they're coming to your door! they're hunting you down! the crazies are gonna getcha
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eating bacon, shrimp and quail eggs right now, just because
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oh my protein feast
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What's your blue levels and what is the amazing reason for it
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You claim to be old, but are you this old?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6SqejxeAdI
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>>42702177
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>>42702200
based
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feeling rather moidish and deformed tonight how about you ladies?
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whut it dew fellow ma'am moders?
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m'moder
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>>42702170
aren't we the crazies?
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>>42702269
I'm normal
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im abnormal in a boring safe way
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i'm abnormal in an unsafe way but still manage to make it boring
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and what is unsafe to you
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wouldn't you like to know
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no I don't really gaf
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im honestly still so pissed that you guys have bigger dicks than me and im not sure why it upsets me so much. something about getting cockmogged by a moder doesnt feel right.
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i didn't even see them otherwise i would've jerked off to them
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>>42702361
slobbing on a dick that's bigger than your own allows you to absorb its power
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>>42701845
omg I want five guys now
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the gardener sows his fields with wild peni. the dirt, mixed with miscellaneous, thin, wiry pubic hair, impossible to tell where one starts and the other ends. each time it rains, a tremendous pour upon these clitties, they twitch and shudder. the gardener watches, waiting for spring.
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nice thread moders see you tonight
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>>42702187
>See, I'm a manmoder, so I'ma keep moding mane
>Gimme twenty titty skittles and I'ma start droppin' them
>There ain't no stoppin' them when they in my system
>Man I really miss them can you help me get fem
>I heard you have Cypro, on that fucking blocker shit
>Gimme some fucking Estrace, gimme some cypionate
>I need me some 'vodart so I can break down
>'Cause a nigga like me finna take it to funky town
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>>42702419
go! especially if you’re super hungry or have someone to go with, it’s buy one get one free burger day, that’s why i went. you just need an account and to order online with the code “40FGBDAY”
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>>42702419
i need 5 guys in me
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i wish i was a lesbian so i could say stuff like i only suck strap cause its vegan or something, idk. lesbians are really cool and gay men are always portrayed as monkeyesque sidekicks in media so i dont like the version of homosexual that i am
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>>42702899
id trade sexualities with you if i could anon </3
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>>42702899
>sucking strap
literal pants on head retarded
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>>42703022
i dont know anything about you guys ;-; im sorry
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"you guys"!? what are you?
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lowk in my evil arc lowk on my muttering in alleyways shi lowk ts got me soo fucked up but im ccool, casting spells
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nta but "you guys" is gender neutral and only annoying mega hons get upset at it
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not what I fucking meant
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>>42703064
i didnt know my entire life was a cia plot, why are u here
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my mother liked my chocolate lava cake!
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I'm a he/him bisexual male lesbian
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>>42703101
to make fun of you
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>>42703064
presumably gay man/straight trans woman depending on her brainworms
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>>42703136
so the psyop is that you and her actually fuck and make fun of me on mmg and that's why she peered on my computer? that's genuinely sick and very weird
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my mother loved the taste of my thick, hardy, yellow-tinged cum!
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>>42703159
I'm in bed with her right now. we're both sick and very weird
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the more homosexual acts i engage in the more i hate faggots
maybe they're right when they say that transitioning is homophobia and enforcing heteronormativity but idc
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>>42703171
i caught uuu, will call in 20 to yell at you im taking a shit
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>>42703168
oedipus moder general
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>>42703223
he didnt even know he was fucking his mom. i know. i experience every moment of incestual bliss, with my intact eyes open.
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hell yes make sweet love to your mothers TODAY
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please stop posting weird things fellas im geting uncomfortable and i want to leave now, okay fellas? but you dont want that right so help me feel comfortable please
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how can I help you feel comfortable
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>>42703241
still called an oedipus complex
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nice tumblr post nona. and you know what else? good job missing the point. which is that you should fuck your fucking mother.
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i don’t want to!
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she wants you to though. deniest thou her most base desires?
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this is SO wrong please everybody can we talk about our fathers instead
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Ugh why are 4chan trannies so disgusting? It creeps me out that I have to use the same website as you literal motherfuckers and dogfuckers.
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ok I'll start, I'd like to strangle him to death with my bare hands
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damn that's crazy that someone has a gun to your head making you post on 4chan you stupid shitheel fuck
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im so nauseous and scandalized that im posting from page 9 to tell you how agp this thread is
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sharing a cum fetish with the missus
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>>42703394
i don’t think any of them are “literal” mom/dogfuckers. i think it’s all talk, either because they jerk off to it or think it’s funny to pretend they do
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i only think about my dad doing stuff with me when i'm drunk otherwise there's this weird tension when i'm not
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>>42703461
whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep soundly at night
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my dad is dead but in life he was kinda like a ginger 5’3 tony soprano
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i genuinely have a hole in my brain from what i did to myself sentences just drop off in the middle and i dont even remember writing them. i wish i could say i can speak fine but i cant i get confused speaking as well. oh god nyc chewed me up and spit me out /b/ros
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i'm soooooo ugly
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me too :3
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im so ugly
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same worstie
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>>42703093
it really isn't, if anything saying it's neutral is just another example of male-as-default mentality
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>>42703093
don’t call them hons sis
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i don't wanna work tomorrow >_<
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMKD3jG-cas

im tired of being a beingcel
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these olympians sure are impressive
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wdym it's olympics year
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im ugly
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winter ‘lympics
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>>42703674
irrelevant
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>>42703584
i almost cried at work today
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>>42703684



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