previously on mmg >>42691022yes edition
qott are you cheesed to meet me?
>>42696066im cheesed
im a victim
do manmoders like glegle
I hate men so much it's unreal
>>42696584why?
>>42696606probably related to the fact they hold institutional and systematic power over me and everyone will always take their side no matter the atrocities they commit against people like me
can these tranny shooters lock the fuck in start killing moids? thanks
moid here, is it alright if i post? i just like it here
>>42696639we have institutional and systematic power over other people too though
>>42696681transition or gtfo
>>42696694but you're all so cute and funny
>>42696720fuck off to chasergen we just want one fucking space without you
>>42696729fine :(
anyway how is your winter going moders
>>42696530i love glegle
where's lia, is she okay
>>42696873hospital
>>42696883rip auntie
>>42696760one of the best winters ever for me, cant believe i attempted almost exactly a year ago
oops forgot pic
im going to let the ffs and mastectomy character die. i dont like the back story and nobody thinks it’s funny anymore if ever. now i’m a normie baiter like you all
>>42697029can fucking stand this guy. him and that jacob elordi fucking hacky bland moids
my hairy moid ass be fartin
i will never be a womani will never look like a womani will always be and feel and think and am a mani love nothingi am nothingi still havent done anything to further this joke of a transition 2 years in
2 years is nothing thobeit
>>42697391nta but is this bait? you can be honest
2 YEARS ON NOTHINGim literally fake trans 30 yo male on weed and rage
8.5 years hrt.Still don't pass, still don't voice train.I'm trying to be better though :) even if I can't be a woman I can still be happy and a good person.
>imagine thinking you are a woman and trans when you "discovered" transgendewrs after puberty and never did anythign for years other than goon to femboys and futas and then deciding you are a real trans woman guys! and taking hrt after holding the injection vials in your closet for a couple years and then THINKING you have anything i common with real trans woman let alone real cis womeni hate myself i am rotting
>>42697411the full effects of hrt take like at LEAST 5+ years desuwa
>>42697082wait it was all a bit? or are you just another anon doing a bit about her doing a bit?
moidshit caked into my hairy man ass hairs
>>42697471yes but seeing nothing after 2 years? anyways disregard what i said, i assumed her to be on hrt but she's actually on weed and rage. my bad.
good morning I hate you all
good morning I actually quite like some of you
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like
>>42697493I AM ON HRT YOU FUCKINGi dont even do that much weed desu like once every other month
>>42697508who do you like? who do you hate? we need the opinions of a discerning poster
I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
>>42697527well I like YOU for one :)
i’m flattered
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>42697524okay wait like 3-4 years
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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i dont even like myself
I love myself, try it
>>42697130jacob elordi is a retarded prop for marketing but pattinson is a literl god so overall you should sybau and keep his name oit of your mouth forever
>>42697618neither do i. i remember being like 6 and hating myself and thinking i was ugly and will never find love as a result. it’s not even like, a result of abuse, my parents were kind and loving
Did not jump from a bridge but self sabotaged by cancelling psych and hrt appointments
whenever i have sex i think about sucking some dudes dick or i think about a dude penetrating me because thats the only way i can get hard enough to put it in my gf
>>42697572WHAT FO MEAN?I need to do moreVoucectrainMore laserMoreBut I won’t because I’m a pos faggot loserThis is the life I chooseI shouldn’t even complain cause I do this to myself
>>42696760it's getting better :> we finally, finally got some warmer temps today (2c/35f) and I've been going outside more! Only 4 weeks until equinox. I can't wait :Dalso nonas how do you shave your entire body? I hate being continuously raped by pilosity literally all over my body I hate it so so so much ;-;>ShavingDoesn't work and hairs grows in weird mutant pairs or triples afterwards>EpilatorSkips most of the actual hair, leaves short hard hair around>Lasernerfed by my dark skinHaven't tried waxing or cream yet tho
>>42697779try wax yeah
>>42697649i hate men
this sissy is going to conquer the world
I love men in the navy
fan of sea men are you
i love being mef
mef isn't real
men should be killed en masse
if mef isnt real how come i have it
where is mefmoder
>>42697817
>>42697875retard
>>42697878Nta but I’mMef sissy agp hrt cis man uwuIwnbawIwnbttIwabacmUwU
i never bothered learning what mef and shit means. i know agp, aap, and hsts and that’s already too much
>>42697649it's crazy to me bc all these men have the charisma and acting ability of a wet toilet paper but cishet white women who browse instagram for 10 hours a day love them so the nazis in hollywood put them in every piece of shit movie nowadays
I want to kms over being extremely masculine abd male-brained but I don’t have real dysphoria this is just social pressure and performance nothing concreteIm mef agp meta attracted neet futa femboy hrt cis loser manI hope my death is silent and peaceful but I don’t even think I deserve thatI deserve pain and I have plenty more to get
bi lesbian
im just an agamp mef sissy bi lesbian with a rocket launcher
I will never be a real lesbian
i will never be a real bi lesbian
male lesbian
male trans woman
male prison gay faggot
im a cute little fairy boy
>>42697947thank god desu
This thread is hilarious because nobody believes someone can be a real manmoder but I’m very realYou are all leaping btw and write and think like women and it shows because none of you think outside your little boxI’m a real cis man on hrt abd yet you think this is a jokeYeah it us but for different reasons
>>42697892idc
I'll never be a real lesbian because I don't hate trans women and I ftms repulsive
right we're actually something greater
I find* whatever
Im just subhuman
look at me I'm a bunny
>>42697977you're an incoherent retardt. real manmoder
>>42697799looks like it hurts a ton tho ;-;
>>42698008thats why I'm anti human
yeah im basically just a cute little fairy boy let me come land on your finger and tussle my wings a little bit and oh wait why is he pointing his fairy butt right at you
>>42698031womanhood is largely pain
>>42697977cis guys on e on their way to mansplain transitioning too
>>42697999do you wanna makeout
>>42697977that's not what a manmoder even isa manmoder is a trans woman that boymodes basically full time with no real hope of ever moving on to girlmoding
>>42698049yes absolutely
>>42698100i don't know what to do next >_<
youre nodding off at your desk and this small fairy boy keeps flitting from side to side, baring his tits at you
>>42697977what the fuck do you mean “leaping”?
stop roleplaying and take it to discord
>>42698150genuinely why are you so homophobic
yeah you’re right, join the mmg discord
>>42698166because i'm ace and you hypersexual faggots annoy me
as a virtuous if somewhat horny fairy of the boyish persuasion i prefer to spread peace over "discord" c:
>>42698149frogmoder
asexuals are a cia psyop
I wish I was a manmoder(trans woman who looks like a man but us a woman)Iwnbaw
*nuzzles ur bulge*
>>42698063>>42698048>>42698030I’m gonna kill myself becayse I will never be a real woman thanks guys I learned a lot TyIwnbawIwabam
>>42698216frogtoader
bye felhecia
my jaw is so fucking sore I must have been sucking dick in my sleep
intentional silliness aside i really do feel like "fairy" fits me far more than "woman" or "man"
I’m spiritual maleI’m physically male but take hrtI’m neurologically maleIm behaviourically maleI’m sociatalky maleI’m mentally maleIm functionally maleI’m male
>>42698301You are mentally ill
new chainsaw man chapter means it's time to catch up on my manga!
chainsaw man is coal
I’m an attention whoreI trooned to make cool friends but I’m a manI didn’t even finish laserI didn’t even voice trainI didn’t even do hrt 100% right cause it was too hard for my moid chud neet brainI don’t like anything anymoreLife is torture
who the fuck transitions for fun and not to escape the unbearable pain of looking like a moid
>>42697817damn u just like me fr
You will always look like a man anywaySuccessful trooning is from ftmtfNobody is transEveryone is a womanIf you arent already feminine and a woman transition is pointless
I need to kill myself instead of coming back here
>>42697779>Doesn't work and hairs grows in weird mutant pairs or triples afterwardsi have this and so does my aunt, the good news is that laser will probably be really effective for you. Ygmi
Im laughing as I remember what I amDeep downIm laughing at how much I failed at life
>>42698420many such cases
I’m losing my mindIm paralysed and dead abd losing my sanity tooI am a man
I want to dieEvery post I make is an other part of my suicide noteA detailed long and incoherent suicude note
I HAVE A PENIS
you can't convince me that these schizo crpytoreppers are not all the same persona having an identity crisis
my lunch was so tasty today and people are being nice to me in public again. i think i will be fine
i reallyyyy want a cigarrrettte though
>>42698345movie was good
speaking of chainsaw man I saw a super fat makima cosplayer the other day
I like when people are nice to me
>>42698476It’s all meAlways all meI’m on hrt but I’m a repper
I am MoidedI’m a penisI’m a male man
smacked the FUCK out of my titty that shit hurted
>>42698366MeI did it “cause I wanna be a femboy xd”It’s all a jokeI’m a jokePlease kill meYou should have said no when I said I wanted hrtYou enabled me
just slipped a pinky up my butt in the middle of the workday just to see if I could give some of my coworkers the ol' stinky pinky
there is a spirit which lives in the gen and if you post here enough it will take you over until it finds another
>>42698510didn't you already post it the other day
sometimes i do play different roles in the same thread for fun. but im not the only one doing it. it's an n:m mapping like vms on servers or something.
>>42698366ftfemboys and 50 sissies
if only you knew how bad things really are. lol anyway the cia trained their mind lasers on me but im too pure and christain to be tainted
why does this thread always read like one schizo talking to themself
I’m a 30 yo femboy sissy on hrt uwuMoloch made me do it!!!I was born Christian and raped by the global government
am i compromised
>>42698582Im just talking to myself though
>>42698591is this good?
im actually happy right now. im in a very sri lankan time of my life
I'm a femsnel girl snailure who's never gonna get asked out or find a snoyfriend
tilt your head back and open your mouthrelax your throat muscles as much as you canbreathe naturally and deeply through your nose, okay?relax. in a few seconds, a fat log of shit will slide down your throat.if you feel the urge to gag or cough, try to suppress that. I'm going to hold your hand the entire time. this will only take a second
>>42698609Not enough
There is no girlThere never was
college is lame i’m gonna use my fafsa to flip memecoins
I'm gonna be smashing my fat dick and balls with a brick
>>42698568The feds attempt to make me look retarded every day and every day I prove them wrong by not looking a tranny fuck up and standing up as a human being before an idealized identity!Stay winning never losing
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
i should start looksmaxxing
my mom's pregnancy test was negative thank googness I shoot blanks back to rawdogging her
when I poop sometimes it's like 90% grass because I like to put on my cowkini and crawl around the yard grazing like a cow
Im the only real manmoder cause Im not 22 like 90% of youI trooned at 27 abd Im now 30 which means im the only real manmoder
I'm only slightly younger than you
>>42698345it’s my favorite manga ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the grass makes my milk taste delicious
I love when my boyfriend compliments me in spanish
>>42698877WE ARE NOTCTHE SAMEFOID
there are people younger than this site saying it's over that's crazy
>>42698582all manmoders are kinda the same
>>42698914I might be more sane than you but you also haven't been on hrt very longI'm eating a bowl of grass right now
The experiences of everyone both older and younger than me are less important
Not meI’m not a foid
One-moder universe theory
>>42698939IrrelevantI’m a moidYou are a foidThere is no comparison
>>42698866isn’t there someone who said she’s like nearly 60? plus lia (a passoid girlmoder, to be clear) is like 37 or something
>>42698955I said 90%Besides foids opinions Dont count
alright let's not glaze lia too hardis everyone forgetting that vocaroo? passoid?
>>42698954you are still early transition so of course you feel a little moidedgetting all my teeth replaced with metal to chew grass more efficiently
there's no point in even listening to vocaroos anymore it's just two annoying people talking to each otherthat said I still hear lia's rich deep voice echoing around my head and see her devilish smirk when I close my eyes
>>42698986nta but you have to know telling someone that's 2 years into transition that it hasn't been very long and to just keep waiting is ragebait right?
>>42699007oh my fucking god what do you fucking want from me 2 years is literally not that long. oh wait...YOU'RE trying to bait ME. good one nona. go buy a cowkini
>>42699006the real british moder made a couple vocaroos recently
>>42699035I don't even give a fuck I just want mama lia to read me a bedtime storywait...I fucking LOVE british accents though
>>42699048but one of the annoying people does use a british accent. it’s like, the whole bit
I'm fucking aware but I only want the authentic shit
>>42698986I’m not delusional enough to think 2 years isnt a lifetime of changesI did nothing but half ass hrtI deserve nothing moreI’m a moid btwThat’s not changeableYou can change your voice your genitals your life your everything but if you are a moid you are a moid!!!!!
>>42699065https://voca.ro/1524YNgvWdRQ
I’m in pain please help meI’m so tired of hurting myself and other becayse of my inactionPlease help
>>426990842 years isn't even enough to get the full effects of hrtthat's literally not even fucking halfway there. I thought this was well known information
tfw a sneaking suspicion larry still posts
induce lactation now, please
you caught me
wtf why didnt the image attach. theyre censoring me
dw anon im ok just work busy>passerpfft ya ok hugbox
>>42699129XdAs if hrt or its effects matter that deeply!Hell i cant go that right anyway lolMissing shotsRescheduling themNot on prog or an as just mono injections like a memeNot that means anythingIf I was meant to be a woman I would have been born as oneIf I really wanted it I’d be one by now it at least try the partNoMoidI can’t even scratch my head abd think what will convince me otherwise anymore
oh no not me i never faked my mode
*mads pickledaughter smorking a cigaretty*days like these i wonder if i should detrans into a man from manmoder. idk. life isn't giving me answers. i don't go outside to find the answers either. *hits cigarettie*
empathy?
how old were u when u learned gens only exist to influence lurkers in memetic warfare
how old were you when you got your first taste of poop?
today years old ig
>>42699231that's the fun of it. i don't like peering behind the curtains of this facade. ruins the game.
*looks you up n down**smirks**casually ruins ur cock game*dude i hate bratty bottoms so much fr
I am a memetic juggernaut
>>42699214
>>42699298bitch the fuck? more for me then. damn ungrateful
>drove to a different town>found a trans girl>sucked her gock>she came clear girl ooze>cute girl moans
what does yod mean?
press your lips against the outputrancid bitter kiss confirms deliveryanalyze composition: corpses of two (2) crunchwrap supremeshead fills with thick fumes and the cycle begins anew and you know what they say rightbecause one girl's waste is another girl's DINNAHmouth fills with sludge and the world gets a little DIMMAHnothing is lost and every drop consumedMISSION COMPLETE!aayyyyyooooo
I miss the volcano burrito
>>42699494yeah me too but it was always better the second time around post-consumption iykwim amirite nudge nudge wink wink
noplease go away, deplorable doodoo diner
i'm gonna find you and put all of my dick inside of youi will take your power from you
how much is all of it
>>42699048tfw lia reads me a bedtime story so i ask a question about it and fall asleep before she finishes
>>42699554then she'd pat your head and tuck you in and give you a motherly kiss on the forehead...woah
>>42699554smooch heh
>>42699538https://unsee cc/album#2P8OcZH064vJ
>>42699597nice hog sister
>>42699597jayzus lassie
>>42699597nice dick
I'm looking rodoculously foided today ooo la laaaa
mogs me
dickmogs me
shitmogs me
just saw a cis woman named luna. i thought that was our name?
>>42699597post it again i didn't get to see it
i meant to take cold medicine but it was cialis... can anyone help me...?
>>42699759post hard cock
>>42699759ngl if someone ever said that to me id just die laughing
>>42699738https://unsee cc/album#enNjyekECBRDi am an attention whoreunsees are only 10 minutes now???
>>42699759yeah it's not cialis-induced runny nose it's a coldnice
Do I come off as more of a rhair-roo or as more of a zaphod beeblebrox?
>>42699801sweet lord
>>42699801you can choose, i think 10, 30, or 60 minutes
>>42697977im literally a manmoder tho? https://litter.catbox.moe/gmz4aftd8fivdjvx.jpg Like straight up hairy like gorilla, tall like a tree and wide like a storage cabinet... Please let my kind cope in peace T^T
dawg how is it possible you're even built like that
>>42699885never shave #feminism
>>42699885lmao meave?
>>42699801if we frotted my smol pp would look ridiculous
>>42699885hipmogs me
why am I pear shaped
>>42699801https://litter.catbox.moe/g5hockl2vjrsnum2.mp4holy mogs me
I need adderall or something
quints and I everyone has to do my bidding FOREVER
>>42699983cumming video with loud moaning on my desk in 10 minutes
why are we posting penises arent you supposed to want that thing gone
>>42699885hips don't lie (you're a woman wtf)
i have penis envy
I don't have bottom dysphoria
>>42699983whoa partner, you got a permit for that thing?
i have bottom dysphoria. i need four of ya's, in my bottom
>>42699983post a video jerking off crazy style moaning loud af onegai
>blue hoodie>blue coat>blue jeans>blue shoescall me bluemoder
da ba dee da ba da
i live in a blue worldwith blue hair
>>42700023>>42700075>>42700092you'll have to wait until i next jerk off in 3 weeks' time
warning: consumption of fecal matter can be harmful to your healthwill that stop me? of course notfresh steaming bowl of grass-laden foul cheesy shit from a fat girl in a cowkiniI fed her my famous macaroni recipe with over 2 pounds of cheese and butter. she's lactose intolerantshe moos in rapture as I rim her shit-lined hole (it's like licking the yogurt off the top of the yogurt container, you get it)then I fucking dig in cause I'm fucking hungry ok. that bowl looks too appetizing.I'm using two spoons for optimal rate of ingestion.left spoon right spoon left spoon right spoon left spoon right spoon left spoon swallow.left right left right damn this is quite a workout fuck
>>42700201why in three weeks specifically?
>>42700201i'm trying to jerk off to you jerking off PLEASE
>>42700201there are people itt who would PAY for this
>>42700240i don't get horny enough much anymore to want to jerk off, 3 weeks is a guess>>42700260i'd need a number
>>42700270hmm...how's 50
no one will EVER KNOW
>>42700288>88checks out, whaddup pedobot
why do you all have big cocks what the fuck is going on
>>42700322whozat?
>>42700326i have a tiny white pecker
All my music sounds like indie game osts
>>42700331probably u
>>42700349a lot of autistic people would love your music then
actually i have autism and i hate musici think everyone with autism also thinks this
>>42700361you fucker
>>42700339post dick?
we're dating but she doesn't know yet
>>42700349want to compose an indie game ost?
>>42700397frfr don't trust any human that "doesn't get music"it's relieving to know that i'm definitely not autistic being a tranny is bad enough
we're mating but she doesn't know it yet
>>42700397so every autistic person who loves music is faking their autism?
>>42700458I'd be good at it at least lol
we’re mocking but she doesn’t know it yet
>>42700480yes, i'm glad you understand
>>42700480dingdingding
and you don’t seem to understand
a shame, (You) seemed an honest tran
>>42700498i know it :/
>>42700397i have two autistic friends one likes shitty pop music and the other likes rock but hates anything slightly experimental, he can't listen to radiohead
>>42700601yeah but you’re not the woman i was talking about
>>42700612that's crazy i also have an autistic friend that can't listen to radioheadif you bring them up to her she just involuntarily attacks you. like. physically attacks you.
I can literally grab a huge fistful of my stomach fat
autistic baddie beating the living daylights out of me while exit music (for a film) plays softly over my bluetooth speakers
No surprises is like one of my top crying songs
I always felt so fake and silly the few times I've put on music while crying that it usually makes me snap out of it
i prefer weird fishes to cry to because it feels so overwhelming and like the music is bringing you to a higher plane
>>42700690did someone say “crying songs”?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSYtlmLbWs
oh my bruh
for me, it's Nude
>>42700763teehee
here's my crying playlist
>>42700617yes i literally am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfOCt_jj7TA
"people who like Creep are anally retarded" - Thom Yorke
>>42700795Jesus u and me intersect a lot
>>42700795needs the night in question album
>>42700795i wouldn’t let u near my drink
>>42700805Thom Yorke is retarded for not liking the song after writing "I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control" and expecting people not to like it
>>42700795>cries to my kind of womanare you some kind of retard son?
>>42700801no you’re not
the song sounds sad, okay?
Whenever I feel emotionally raped I put on typ shihttps://youtu.be/STugQ0X1NoI
i would fuck a young thom yorker in his twink asshole and jonny greenwood too
>>42700867yeah this fucking sucks
>>42700859why would you be announcing a mock on an anon who is not me when that’s MY joke
>>42700956KYS!!!!!
i dont listen to music when im sad because i dont want the capitalists to control me
>>42700960why not?
it's the year of the horse, who up horsin' around?
>>42700973it’s garbo
i don’t listen to music when i cry because i don’t cry. I’ve barely listened to music back in the time when i did cry
I looooove horses (and their fat cocks)
>>42701003horsin’ around, you say?
one of you made me gayer than I was before
which one of us?
>>42701026How do u groan existentially?
which one? one that has such a power I assume
>>42701046idk, it’s like an 8 year old screenshot. someone probably just thought it was funny to say that shit
>>42701036I think humanity could end itself through deference to sycophantic LLMs and I am afraid
>>42701014should i buy a horsecock dildo or a knotted one first
i mean gpt isn’t wrong if you think about it cheating is just an effective coping mechanism
i think all of our problems could be solved if we all asked chatgpt what to do
>>42701088buy both and suck on one while you ride the other for maximum animal!!!but realistically knotted would probably be better if you only wanna get one
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
im convinced the butthole isnt sensitive enough to tell the difference between shapes going up there
daddy’s home
>>42701294let's get a double blind study going on that
Im Bavarian and really fucking fat
post pics pl0x
im gay
>>42701429no you’re not
Drinking Johnny walker black labelCertainly no complaints on my behalf >>42701479I am
>>42701483you’ve posted your body and you’re not fat you moron
bitches are always like "gain weight, ohhh get fatter, ohhhhhhh you have an eating disorder and look like a mangled little skeleton with no visible body fat ohhhhhhh" like no. they're just trying to keep you down. they don't want you healthy, no matter what they say. only skinny men can get into relationships. nobody wants a fat man. women want you in that relationship forever. heterosexual relationships are a mind game and if you're not even considering how to win you're already losing.
>>42701487But the most recent pictures were October Gained like 8-10 kg from alcoholism and ice cream sice like February
>>42701491i’ve got two cis men as friends who are in relationships (one for like 7 years) and both are fatter than you idiots who call yourselves fat
>>42701491increase your daily calorie intake by one thousand please
>>42701498you said you were fat in those pictures too, so i don’t trust your own view of your body
>>42701514Scale doesn't lie
my balls are so sensitive if you stand on them i can tell your exact weight within .001kg
>>42701491TRVKE
>>42701523the scale doesn’t say “fat”. the scale says a number. what weight counts as fat is subjective, and often it’s more about how one looks than the actual weight, which makes it more subjective
>>42701562scale doesn't lie
>>42701491fatmaxxing is a psyop
Little grey fuckers! Fuckers! Little grey FUCKERS! GREY FUCKERS! FUCKERS! LITTLE GREY FUCKERS!
>>42701594increase your daily calorie intake by 1500
consulting my compendium on poop to identify this new shape in my toilet
>>42701618my family has a history of heart disease are you trying to kill me?
>>42701583it’s fucking sabotage and they know it
>>42701635calories don't cause heart disease you little twig person!
>>42701653i need to stay under 800 calories daily you parasite
>>42701669that's not a healthy number of calories for almost anyone, what kind of diet are you on?
>>42701695not on any diet it’s just maintenance
ok little miss anorexia I guess I don't give a flying fuck
Just ate and threw upBulimia moding
i just ate 5 guys. burger + fries + milkshake. :P
>>42701845Nice. We don't have 5 guys in BavariaDo they have vegan options?
>>42701758i’ll do that after my meal
>>42701845hell fuckin YEAH
>>42701878Nice Looking forward to my teeth falling out for better blowjobs
Doctors looked at my skull and found it was the most masculine dimorphic skull they’ve ever found
>>42701875legitimately, i think the fries and soda/water are the only vegan options. it’s a pretty small menu, just burgers, hot dogs, fries, shakes, and drinks, plus toppings
listen i love fatties but i would never be one myself and that isn't what they want in a man either
>>42701922the obstetrician looked at my skull and told my mom i had hydrocephaly (i just have a gigantic head)
>>42701923I need a good topping
>>42701931My nose is so long and large it takes about 4 seconds from when I breathe in to having air fill my lungs. I’ve almost passed out a few times that way while swimming
i don't love fattiesi've been one before and the lean version of me is a nicer, happier, hotter personno transitioning from fat regrets
how do i smile with teeth in photos without looking like i wanna kms
i wish i knew. my family told me i looked like a serial killer in my senior portrait
DGCEMD-596
>>42702110it doesn't help I've got a misaligned tooth that in a lot of lighting isn't really as visible as the rest of my front teeth and it looks like it's missing and I hate it my mom didn't see it as enough justification to get braces when I was young so all my confidence in my smile died around that time
>>42702122oh my gem
Im going insane why wont the sirens ever stop i miss the suburbs. im like a step away from a street crazy instead of an internet crazy
>>42702160I'm in the suburbs wanna switch places?
oooh are you scared are you scared they're gonna getcha! they're coming to your door! they're hunting you down! the crazies are gonna getcha
eating bacon, shrimp and quail eggs right now, just because
oh my protein feast
What's your blue levels and what is the amazing reason for it
You claim to be old, but are you this old?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6SqejxeAdI
>>42702177
>>42702200based
feeling rather moidish and deformed tonight how about you ladies?
whut it dew fellow ma'am moders?
m'moder
>>42702170aren't we the crazies?
>>42702269I'm normal
im abnormal in a boring safe way
i'm abnormal in an unsafe way but still manage to make it boring
and what is unsafe to you
wouldn't you like to know
no I don't really gaf
im honestly still so pissed that you guys have bigger dicks than me and im not sure why it upsets me so much. something about getting cockmogged by a moder doesnt feel right.
i didn't even see them otherwise i would've jerked off to them
>>42702361slobbing on a dick that's bigger than your own allows you to absorb its power
>>42701845omg I want five guys now
the gardener sows his fields with wild peni. the dirt, mixed with miscellaneous, thin, wiry pubic hair, impossible to tell where one starts and the other ends. each time it rains, a tremendous pour upon these clitties, they twitch and shudder. the gardener watches, waiting for spring.
nice thread moders see you tonight
>>42702187>See, I'm a manmoder, so I'ma keep moding mane>Gimme twenty titty skittles and I'ma start droppin' them>There ain't no stoppin' them when they in my system>Man I really miss them can you help me get fem>I heard you have Cypro, on that fucking blocker shit>Gimme some fucking Estrace, gimme some cypionate>I need me some 'vodart so I can break down>'Cause a nigga like me finna take it to funky town
>>42702419go! especially if you’re super hungry or have someone to go with, it’s buy one get one free burger day, that’s why i went. you just need an account and to order online with the code “40FGBDAY”
>>42702419i need 5 guys in me
i wish i was a lesbian so i could say stuff like i only suck strap cause its vegan or something, idk. lesbians are really cool and gay men are always portrayed as monkeyesque sidekicks in media so i dont like the version of homosexual that i am
>>42702899id trade sexualities with you if i could anon </3
>>42702899>sucking strapliteral pants on head retarded
>>42703022i dont know anything about you guys ;-; im sorry
"you guys"!? what are you?
lowk in my evil arc lowk on my muttering in alleyways shi lowk ts got me soo fucked up but im ccool, casting spells
nta but "you guys" is gender neutral and only annoying mega hons get upset at it
not what I fucking meant
>>42703064i didnt know my entire life was a cia plot, why are u here
my mother liked my chocolate lava cake!
I'm a he/him bisexual male lesbian
>>42703101to make fun of you
>>42703064presumably gay man/straight trans woman depending on her brainworms
>>42703136so the psyop is that you and her actually fuck and make fun of me on mmg and that's why she peered on my computer? that's genuinely sick and very weird
my mother loved the taste of my thick, hardy, yellow-tinged cum!
>>42703159I'm in bed with her right now. we're both sick and very weird
the more homosexual acts i engage in the more i hate faggots maybe they're right when they say that transitioning is homophobia and enforcing heteronormativity but idc
>>42703171i caught uuu, will call in 20 to yell at you im taking a shit
>>42703168oedipus moder general
>>42703223he didnt even know he was fucking his mom. i know. i experience every moment of incestual bliss, with my intact eyes open.
hell yes make sweet love to your mothers TODAY
please stop posting weird things fellas im geting uncomfortable and i want to leave now, okay fellas? but you dont want that right so help me feel comfortable please
how can I help you feel comfortable
>>42703241still called an oedipus complex
nice tumblr post nona. and you know what else? good job missing the point. which is that you should fuck your fucking mother.
i don’t want to!
she wants you to though. deniest thou her most base desires?
this is SO wrong please everybody can we talk about our fathers instead
Ugh why are 4chan trannies so disgusting? It creeps me out that I have to use the same website as you literal motherfuckers and dogfuckers.
ok I'll start, I'd like to strangle him to death with my bare hands
damn that's crazy that someone has a gun to your head making you post on 4chan you stupid shitheel fuck
im so nauseous and scandalized that im posting from page 9 to tell you how agp this thread is
sharing a cum fetish with the missus
>>42703394i don’t think any of them are “literal” mom/dogfuckers. i think it’s all talk, either because they jerk off to it or think it’s funny to pretend they do
i only think about my dad doing stuff with me when i'm drunk otherwise there's this weird tension when i'm not
>>42703461whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep soundly at night
my dad is dead but in life he was kinda like a ginger 5’3 tony soprano
i genuinely have a hole in my brain from what i did to myself sentences just drop off in the middle and i dont even remember writing them. i wish i could say i can speak fine but i cant i get confused speaking as well. oh god nyc chewed me up and spit me out /b/ros
i'm soooooo ugly
me too :3
im so ugly
same worstie
>>42703093it really isn't, if anything saying it's neutral is just another example of male-as-default mentality
>>42703093don’t call them hons sis
i don't wanna work tomorrow >_<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMKD3jG-casim tired of being a beingcel
these olympians sure are impressive
wdym it's olympics year
im ugly
winter ‘lympics
>>42703674irrelevant
>>42703584i almost cried at work today
>>42703684