>be ftm>be on nonprescribed testosterone for 5 years (out as trans for much longer)>legal name and gender everything is changed already>look obviously male>have to switch to prescribed because my job includes regular flights so have to get a new doctor (didn't have one)>and also because want top surgery>find a doctor>go to meet him for the first time>have to explain to him the predicament>refers me to some other clinic and gives me a bloodwork paper>"btw since you are still lady you have to have a pap smear">yes he really said that>points at a poster that says woman age 25 + pap smear >"do I have to do it now">"if you want to but highly recommended">nigga I'm literally a permavirgin incel>"tell the ladies at the front that you want a pap smear">"me?">"yeah">"can you tell them that?">"no">there are other people in the waiting room>quietly tell her about the pap smear>she's confused over why a guy needs a pap smear>doctor comes out>loudly says "[name] needs a pap smear" and gestures towards me>everyone staring at me in confusion>room is suddenly silent except heard a woman say "what the heck" and laughed a bit and started whispering>tell him I would rather have it done some other day>"okay next time pap smear next time [my male name]">"haha yeah"
>>42715940Just don't do it retard they literally can't force you to
>>42715954I won't
>>42715940Advanced torture method
>>42715958Then why did you let the pajeet doctor put you through a humiliation ritual instead of just firmly saying "no I will not do that"?
It's almost like you have a fucking vagina or something you retard
>>42715940Kek. I mean at least you passed enough to get embarrassed
>>42715966It's almost like there's literally no reason to let doctors do this to you
>>42715962I was not expecting him to come out and say it because he literally said I have to say it. I only told her I was "thinking about it"
>>42715976You could just have told him no right away and avoided the entire situation
>>42715982yeah I could have but this was my first time meeting this new doctor so I wanted to be cooperative, I don't know if they can reject a new patient like it's an interview or something.
>>42715975If you do it and they find cancer or some shit it’s basically a free hysterectomy tho
>>42716107I thought it was only relevant if you have sex o algo
>>42716107If you have cancer you'll figure it out on your own eventually
There are crazy levels of detectable disease in trans people because they refuse sex-specific screening due to hurt feefees
>>42716135Refusing to let doctors diddle you is malebrained.
some doctors enter a lizard person state of mind where they view patients as bags of organs that must be commanded to x room for y paperwork for z treatment, and nothing else, with no interest in sympathizing or catering like you would a human.
>>42716135I know for a fact my vagina is too atrophied for it to not be extremely physically painful.
>>42716147um hon you have to dilate
>>42715940based op living out the fuck doctors i will die of a basic infection male fantasyif they actually did that, that's fucked up and weird though bro
>>42716152It's too painful. Best I can do is about a finger's girth.
>>42716125Technically no plus they changed the recommended starting age to like 21 but I’m 27 and have never done one because it would hurt my feewings also so it’s not like I’m doing any better than you on the not being a massive pussy front
What's a pap smear
>>42715940He did that on purpose to humiliate you
>>42716258the poster at his office said 25 + it might be different in different countries?
I'm training for a healthcare profession and it's funny watching my tutor trying to explain in a nice way that yeah, you're going to need a smear or a prostate exam whatever your gender identity is
>>42716477I'm pretty sure most people don't even get these. Guarantee no one in my family does.
>>42716267not really applicable to a tranny
>>42716267They put a rod in your vagina to test for cervical cancer o algo
>>42716487They should, early detection of cancer is very important
>>42716509I hope I get cancer and die.
>>42716512I also hope you get cancer
>>42716516Thank you. Finally someone that agrees with me.
>>42716477there's almost no chance of prostate cancer for trannies because of the near non existent testosterone levels
I've only ever gotten any of those tests cus they're necessary for hysto and then ill never deal with again kek but the weirdness of being a passing dude at the gyno is relatable, at least I only gotta bother once and never think about any of it again >>42716140the virgin part was funny level of malebrain
>>42716135Lie nvke>wah i need to touch your thingies dont you dare remove them let me touch themKys
>>42716632Nobody gets turned on giving you a prostate exam you bizarre creature
>>42716477>you need a smear even when you don't have the organs because.. you just do, okay?
>>42716642You ever heard of a tranny (boomersissies are cheating) with prostate cancer? Me neither
>>42715940Complain about him and don't do the pap smear
>>42716644Literally only pre op ftms should get pap smears. On account of still having specific organs that require certain tests to determine if keeping them in is killing you physically in addition to mentally
>>42716131And when you do it will be way too late. But at least you’ll be validated!!
>>42717158I would unironically rather die.
>>42717158Wee if you don't let me shove shit up your pussy you will get 10 different cancers and le die!!! For sure!! 100%!!!
>>42715940are you the other pooner koharu poster
>>42715940>>nigga I'm literally a permavirgin incelThe pap smear is easy you'll be okay
this thread is extremely funny holy shit do pooners really?
>>42716545Literally the drugs we take were first developped to treat prostate cancer.Doctors just suck as people.
>>42717392No but you're more likely to end up detecting one after it's too late and then some poor surgeon has to scoop it out of you.
>>42716545If you have a prostate you can get prostate cancer. The different hormone levels also make it harder to detect because troons have lower psa levels. Blood tests can come back looking ok but oops you actually have more psa than you should because you have cancer
>>42718634>extremely funny>it's about pap smears?Enslaved med student humor
>>42715940>be mtf>go see new doctor>mark my documents as male cause nothing changed>get asked when my last papsmear was>say never get lecturedNever had a prostate exam either probably never will
>>42718739The risk of prostate cancer is so low for mtfs. Dutch cohort study of 2500 found 6 cases in 15 years. Willing to bet all 6 of them were hondosed. But yeah its fine to let a doctor finger your butt
>>42719095>But yeah its fine to let a doctor finger your buttThat's the only time some people get tickled
