>My bf has starting withholding affection as long as I don't give him more sex. He has set up a system of payments that goes like this:>3 cuddles=1 blowjob>2 kisses=1 thighjob>holding hands in public=1 handjob>1 romantic dinner=1 anal sex>meeting with my patents=1 breeding without condomWhat do I do bros? How can I convince him to forget about this shit? Or at least lower the prices...
>>42726936Break up with him. He's an ass who doesn't even like you. Someone who liked you would not do this.
can you outsource the work to south asian immigrants?
>>42726951but he's very big and burly, I quite like cuddling with him to sleep. I don't think I can replace him>>42726956ehhhh, don't south asians use child workers in their factories?
>>42726936this isn't too unfair3 cuddles = 1 blowjob is fine, I might try to bargain for 4 or 5 though2 kisses = 1 thighjob is not fair, kisses should be freeholding hands in public = 1 handjob is fairromantic dinner = anal sex is very fairmeteting parents = breeding is also very fair
>>42726936Negotiate democracy is the only way to resolution
>>42726973>2 kisses = 1 thighjob is not fair, kisses should be freeif one item was free, why would he buy the rest?
>>42726983you can't survive on just kisses
>>42726999source? my grandfather survived only on bread for over 20 years
>>42726936ok, I gave in and I bought a meeting with my parents. I hope I can still change his mind later though
>>42726936>im witholding affection and now he is doing the samr>wah wah im the victim here
>>42726951The fact the useless bottom isn't thirsting for penis all the time is proof it is also insufficiently obsessed with the top
Imagine having a bottom that doesn't open its mouth on command. What a waste of time. I'll spoon and cuddle as much as you want but if you don't like dick why bother.
>>42729480Yeah it's like... just get a woman at that point
>>42729480If you cuddle your bottom, you're not the ideal top either. you're supposed to abuse usyou give me the ick
>>42730000I'll drag you around in your hair, spank you bloody, slap you silly, piss on your face, force your mouth open and cum straight down your throath if that's what you want. Just pick a safe word give me the ok
>>42730057>safe wordICK LEVELS OVERLOAD
>>42730070You want to do without it? Could be fun
>>42730000>I NEED TO RELIVE MY UNCLE RAPING MEEEEEfucking god damn
>>42726936lollmao even
>>42730087you failed the test. too late to go back
>>42730169My ick is women who use the word ick non ironically
>>42730196you just used it unironically though. you became what you despise
>>42730227You're one of those bratty bitches that needs to be tamed. Right?
>>42730268I don't think you can do that>I need your permission to tame you so please give me the safe wordlol
>>42730304Retard, its about legal liability. I'm protecting myself.
>>42730334a good top is not afraid of the law
>>42726936Why tf are you not getting romantic dinners with his parents 3-7 weeks a night?
>>42730350>a good top is sub 80iq and clinically retardedGot it, i will continue to protect myself
>>42730367I am a heterosexual homoromantic
>>42730334>its about legal liability. I'm protecting myself.nta but in fairness trannies aren't exactly known for consistently getting justice against their abusers. on that note, i dont need a safeword :]
>>42726936if you aren't compatible you aren't compatible.tell him that the pressure makes it unsexy if that's the problem. if you want to have sex but you have issues like pain let him know. if you want to try new things to be more interested in sex, talk about it.if you can't talk through the issue thats keeping both of you from cuddling/sexing as much as you can reasonably want, and you have to resort to a trade system, you're fucked.
