what if a boymoder would rise from the dead during her own funeral? she would have died a very untimely and tragic death.
That boy was revived against her own will by the Necroboymancer
>>42730202stop making this shitnot relevant to the board, bastardization of art people made, etc
>>42730202didn't something similar happen in the sonic high school fanfic? I wonder if boymoders do the same kind of stuff sonic does in that fanfic
>>42730202I would be happy because I grieved when boymoder died.
>You're bedridden with a fever >Your boymoder is taking care of you>"Don't worry, I'll bake you a nice treat!">Power tool noises, gunshots and the sound of rushing water coming from the kitchen What do you do?
>>42730202I would just be confused and cry a lot! ;~;>>42730451Yeah!>>42730577Uh oh... I would be skeptical, and ask lots of questions!
>>42730323What if a 34 year old overweight man grew out their hair called themselves a boymoder, and just generally shat up the /lgbt/ board with their inane rambling?
>>42730338Woah, cool! Tell us more!
>>42730202>WAIT! I NEED TO PLAY MORE VIDEO GAMES AND WATCH ANIME! I CAN'T DIE YET
>>42730771in the fanfic, sonic becomes black and starts watching african porn videos, which leads him to punch amy's teeth out of her mouth, and then he kills himself.but everyone loves sonic so they all resurrect him, he comes to life, and he sexes amy.
>>42730577>oh no>>42730647it would be very awkward...
>>42730848Yeah! Yeah!!Let's go watch some Frieren!
>>42730746I would go into his threads and tell her how cute she is and how fun her threads are
>>42730876mousemoders get happy whenever boymoders start to cook! Lotsa floor treats! ^~^
>>42731096>hehe got the chiz >:3sry i g2g to sleep....gn :3
>>42731171>puts u in ur basket>gives u a lil patpat with a fingertipGood night :3
>>42730202Poke them with a duster
>>42730291i want to be revived by themthe boomermoder
>>42730323for the record i think these threads are comfy
>>42731936uwu
>>42730876When boymoders bake it shows up on the richter scale...
>>42731029Why are you giving me hope?>t. overweight 30s repper with bad hair
>>42731936>comfypedo terminology
>>42733841XD *sees red*>>42733877*cuddles* :3
>>42731978>COMFY
>>42731251hehe :3
>>42736483I was picturing a big human fingertip X3>>42735218YUSH
>>42736520yes but this is cute too, no?
>>42737402Everything you do is cute :3
>>42734891>Baking VS cookingI feel like the boymoder over-reacts during baking because they know they're making a delicious sweet and just can't wait. Do boymoders lick the bowl?
>>42737563boymoders lick and then WEAR the bowl on their heads... it allows them to understand the mentality of baked goods, so they can better create them! >:3 >:3 >:3
>>42730202when will these ai boymoder slop threads die off?
>>42737515>tinymoder mousemoder
>>42738433Tinymoders deserve the big chair
>>42730202You mean like Agent 47? Does she pull out a gun and ruthlessly kill each and every single one in attendance?
>>42738433AWWW SO TINY X3>>42738467n... no... tiny chair fits better ;~;
>>42740684 also good night :3
>>42741569Good night, sweet mousemoder uwu
>>42738433pet the mouse
>>42745225A... angelmode?! :Obtw, you got a request in the boymoder thread... someone wants a cincinatti reds baseballmoder X3
>>42745690:3
yup that's another AI boymoder banger.
>>42745765^~^*headpats her**headpats you*Most Valuable Boymoder :3 YOU! :3 :3
>>42745783in boymoder hockey league it is crucial for managers to keep their boymoders' motivation up by regular headpats
>>42745812Team Canada is playing team USA in the gold medal game in ~4 hours :3Also in the BHL (boymoder hockey league), it's important to have shnacks to cheer up the players if they ever fall on the ice ;~;
>>42745846yush :3
>>42745902*cronch* uwu
>>42745765Seriously, this is gonna make that boymoder so happy when they see this, you're so nice ^~^
>>42731936me too i agreei'll take them over the 20 bait threads we normally deal with any day
>>42746413hope she goes uwu :3
>>42746535I will observe and report back to u :3*peeks* *shy*We need more shyly peeking spymoders :3
>>42746594>oh, i cant be seen....
>>42746629BIG shy! X3
>>42746690i like mousemoders :3
Still wanna know if this is a hitman situation. Is boymoder-chan going on a massive killing spree?
>>42748983>:[
>>42747632She scurry! X3Whatta qt
>>42750149chiz :3
>>42750762she WANTS IT ;~;
>>42750893yeah chiz for mousemoders :3but gotta sleep... :<good night :3c
>>42751094Good night! I hope you have a good schnooze :3c
>>42745846sorry for your loss
>>42752186What's important is that everyone had fun ;~;
Boymoders taking L after L. We need boycheerleaders
>>42752971that's a good attitude
>>42756299y... yeah...
>>42752971>>42756546oh noooo bb i just found out ;-;hope u r ok
>>42756599I require coddling ;~;
>>42756669it's okay dw canada has a great national hockey team
>>42756745Yeah! Yeah, that's right! ^~^
>>42756764>...and there was peace in the forest of the beavermoders
>>42756923Yaya! This is even better than a gold medal!! ^~^*beaver stampede!*
>>42756933yos :3
>>42756950Thank you for making today a good day to be a Canadamoder ^~^
>>42756998https://youtu.be/tVBcrxqnKaQ?si=5be0jNbkSgiYi_F7
>>42757054*wipes tear* ;~;7That was beautiful! Hugs and headpats! For YOU!Hey... c... could you make a picture of a boymoder protecting a lil baby monkey from other monkey boolies? Perhaps a box of some sort? :3c
>>42757071ow i see what i can do..
>>42757071this?
>>42757071maybe this?
>>42757212>>42757247Yeah! Yeah!! No bulli!! D:<S... sorry... got a little carried away...Great job as always :3Hey, have you tried mewgenics yet? >:3 *double paw shoves*
>>42757261hmmmmm... no but idk if i like roguelites ehehehe :3
>>42757285she GAMIN' >:3What's she playing? :3c
>>42757292mario!!
>>42757305wuts ur favourite mario?I dislike the 3D ones D:< My favourite is 2
>>42757370mario galaxy 2 ehehehehe
>>42757458ohhh yeah... if I was gonna try a 3D one, it would be that one X3Mario maker 2 looked good... wish I had a switch ;~;
>>42757480oof. shame you live so far away. i got myself switch 2 and my old switch is completely useless........
>>42757305Opinions on boymoders that bonk their heads to get coins out of blocks?
>>42757480you use emulators tho? :3c
>>42758066maybe she gets a headache. tho in every mario he punches the block with fist
>>42730202zombiemoder?
>>42757568Cheer her up!! ;~; *gives her a taggo*Hehe... maybe I'll swim the atlantic :3>>42758095You can emulate switch? :O>>42758066Positive opinion :3
>>42760571umm idk nintendo has been casting the hammer of wrath on switch emulators but there are other nintendo games to be emulated like mario world etc :3
>>42760843Your boymoders look sad... they need a pubbie to cheer them up!
>>42760942truei didnt mean that.how about happily dancing into bed?with puppies :3
>>42761044This is basically my ideal day :3
>>42761203for me it's basically the same except with kittens :3anyway, sorry i gotta sleep. :<gn :3c
>>42761230>tucks you in, makes sure you're comfy, and generally cares for you uwuGood night! ^~^
>>42761256yay :3
>>42761311Who got the dummiest boymoder award?
>>42747632what would a mousemoder tv party be like
>>42763613there will be cheesy nachos at least :3c
>>42765518Sharing nachomoders
these threads make me so happi
>>42765590good mousemoders share all the cheese they find :3>>42765888happi!!!
>>42762807award boolying is FORBIDDEN! D:<>>427636131.cute2.cheesy :33. safe from nyanmoders4. lots of mouse-centric television and movies>>42765518I WANT IT ;~;>>42765888:3 *hug*>>42766018And if the chiz is big enough, they have a festival :3
>>42766121>award boolying is FORBIDDEN! D:<But someboy-dy must have won it.
>>42766178You shouldn't use awards to bulli, it's bad ;~;
>>42762807>>42766183maybe it could be kinda playful like you'd earn it if you accidentally forgot to wash away your makeup when you went outside etc.
>>42766232I just don't want anyone to get their feelings hurt ;~;
>>42766237imho calling somebody a dummy could be endearing :3
>>42766254>pulls the hurt feelings alarm>a gigantic battledroid covered in weapons flies down from the ceiling to scold you
>>42766269hehe :3
What if a boymoder started buying storage units and selling what was inside of them?Maybe she could find some hoodies and flip those for $5, easy.
>>42766330Very enterprising! But it sounds like too much public interaction for me...>>42766284She's gonna get a BIG scolding! X3
>>42766339>vibin'
>>42766482uwu *vibe*
>>42766520>>42766482GET BACK TO WORK, I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO 'VIBE OUT'
>>42766830._____. okay....
>>42766830work work work
>working in the coal mines 20 hours every day
>>42768877noooo boymoders are not for labour they're for coddling and protection and comfort!!! >__<Put this one in the boyspa! (spa for boys)
>>42769858it's more of a metaphor. like to a boymoder a 4 hour job at home answering emails is like 20 hours in the coal mines :3c
>>42769951AWW THEY'RE ENJOYING THEMSELVES! X3This is a metaphor for me being in this thread and talking to u and seeing ur cute gens uwu
>>42769993would there be cute little cupcakes served in the boyspa? :3
>>42770011Yes absolutely... tacos are too messy, there would be taco crumbs all over the place by the end of the day... the mudbaths and jacuzzis would be ruined
>>42770071yeah. they wear special waterproof hoodies? :3c
pastes.io/raw/how-to-tak-27804
>>42770354salviaseller.com not salviasellers.com
hehe i like the idea of boyspa :3
>>42770499Finally, boymoders are getting properly pampered and appreciated!maybe a heavy black bathrobe? :3c
>>42770545theehee :3c
>>42770585Cute spa!!! X3I wanna go! I will give you a hand massage, they're probably tired from typing in prompts uwu
But now I must shleepmode :3Good night! ^~^/
>>42770821me too! good night :3
i'd go to boyspa
>>42771413What about boyhalla?
>>42771413:3>>42772641D:<
>>42772766She has a tough time invading because the boats are too heavy.
>>42772856An entire longship of boymoders... oh boy...The only thing they're fit to raid is a taco truck!
>>42772766>norwaymoder
>>42774160>Swedemoder?
*curses the boymoders itt with a strong magic that can't be warded or counterspelled*
>>42774441uwah.... you must be a very powerful mage! :o
>>42774441*casts unblockable curse ward*>hehe
>>42774603Good morning! ^~^
>>42774621morning :3
>>42730202БOY
>>42774633Thank you for the boyspa images... boymoders work really hard, and deserve a little break from time to time~ ;3
>>42774721hehe boyspa needs to be real :3(there might be some subtle girlmoding propaganda tho there)
>>42774750What kind of music would they play over the speakers? Shaman drum bonks? Taco truck mariachis? Or would it just be ambient sounds for relaxation... like the sound of digging?I will contemplate this as I have a lil nap uwu
>>42774779relaxing shaman music :3
>>42774832Ohhh I love that little steel drum thing! I played an RPG that had it in most of the songs, all echoey and mysterious, rising and falling, and it went bling ding ding ding DING DING DING ding ding ding (blingydingydingydoooo) blong dong dong dong dong dong DING DING DING BLING DING DINGThen I saw someone playing it in an ASMR video and they were playing it WAY too loud D:<
>>42775403it's a steel tongue drum and yes it goes ding dong bling blong
>>42775486M... maybe you could use really soft mallet heads, so it sounds gentle and soothing uwupic is me being soothed by a steel tongue drum
>>42775537hehe >:3
>>42775556bAhAhAhAhAh! >__<I'm gonna bite you! *chases*
>>42775671*bang bang bang bang bang*>:3
>>42775677Alright, that's it! You're going in the time-out box!! D:<
>>42775726>boymoders can bonk their drums all day and nobody minds but a gong is too much >:[
>>42775742I've dispatched a crooked cop to tear up your lawsuit! Watch out, her soul has been darkened by years on the force! She's seen the worst of humanity!
>>42775778>worst of humanity>she has seen her bowl empty
>>42775797Meanwhile nyanmoders get to eat a burg while sitting on top of a giant burg! AI art genners are BAD! Ruh ruh ruh ruh! D:<
>>42775810><
>>42775880awwwwIt's so cute seeing a doggy have fun chewing on a bone X3 Just like... nyahhh look at my big ol' choppers rah rah rah rah
>>42775922
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>>42777095ssssssssipsipsip :3
>>42774779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO17hN-YvBc
>>42779907~ ^~^ ~
>>42779751hehehehhehehe gotta sleep tho sorry :/>>42779907>>42780141:3
>>42780252Aww cute dress :3Ok, good night! ^~^
>>42780291ottermoding!!!!
>>42781427yesh :3c
>>42781613who is your favorite boymoder animal?
>>42774603What? Christ protected the boymoder?
>>42781667puppymoders! ^~^ <3But they're all cute!
>>42781708Yesh :3
>>42781784Reminds me of that Leon shaking Trumps hand photo>We have the best boymoders, don't we folks? They say you fool a lot of people. A lot of people. You didn't fool me, but I know some people who would be easily fooled by you.
>>42781992>Buy a girl detector today! Can't.... can't get fooled again!
>>42781667For me it's the beavermoders. Industrious creaturas
>>42783195Beavermoders like YOU too! ^~^
>>42783195i too love beavermoders
>>42784419eeeee you're making them blush!! X3
is this too beavery?
>>42784479>Beavermoder out marketing their beaver brand syrup
>>42784758AWWW SHE'S SO PRECIOUS!!!! EEEE X3I bet she's gonna cronch some trees today :3
>>42784770Would u buy one? :3c
>>42785011Only if they seal the jars with tail smacking.
>>42785028*shlap shlap shlap* uwu
>boylog hehe
>>42785367>I brought you a boylog... What does it do?>It... logs-on to the pile.
>>42785367Logs have genders?!? O___O;;
>>42785437maybe......been tired all day tho so i need a napppp
>>42785505Aww she's got beaver socks!I want some!!Ok I will tuck u in :3
>>42785011i would buy one of these cuties
>this cutie is selling maple syrup at your local farmer's market what would you do?
>>42786561beavermoders are not for sale!! >:c>>42789038Open with headpat (I greet all clerks this way)Buy one jar for pancakes and wafflesBuy one jar just to see her smileTry and talk her into creating dams on streets in order to keep traffic away from the places in town I like to go, so that only I may drive to mcdonalds
>>42789711she is just in charge of the maple syrup :3
>>42789843>"We need to build dams on roads so anon will have an easier drive!" ^~^
>>42790268hehe if you answer to this post with a pic it will reach image limit for this thread :3also good night
>>42790300YOU RECEIVE A GOLDEN SHORKY FOR BIGGEST BOYMODER THREAD!!!YAYAYAYA! XD*confetti* *music*I hope you have glorious dreams of victory tonight! ^~^ Good night! :3
>>42790268One in the back chewing just to chew.