What field of work are you in? Do you like your job? Have you met any other gays in the same profession?Last thread>>42748929
>he thinks the people here have jobs
Are trans women women or men?
>>42751337You the crazy one that "sees" I have brothers or something? lol
I am a furry :(
is your hole hairy or ruined?
Feminine fem to the fem, the fem, femI don't give a fuck, I would do it again-gainElegant, dressed to the nines, the ten tensGet it in, got it, I'ma serve it to them
Happy Sunday! I hope you're feeling well today!
>>42751392You too
Death to fems
red: all trips/namefags have to take hrtgreen: delta can never post again
>>42751369was I wrong?
>>42751436green
>>42751213>Does it annoy you as well i am cryptic about where I live?No, honestly I don't remember where you said you are because its changed often and unless its specific to a topic, it seems irrelevant. I often do not know when you are joking, and I have a hard time keeping up with lore and backstories anyways and am always getting trips and lore confused.As I had to explain to someone last week, when I invoke my gags like "I see all", "I know whats goes on around here" or "Nobody's getting away with anything", thats the joke. I usually have no idea wtf is going on around here and am clueless as to whats going on or with who, so knowing anything at all feels like an accomplishment lol. There are still at least a dozen trips I get confused and am too embarrassed to even try to name so its all obvious pretense, which is the joke.Making the "Redwoods Incident" all the more absurd. The constellation of all the data methy dumped just appeared in my giant boomer brain John Nash style. I pulled on a thread and it all came spilling out and lit up the common factors.It boggles my mind that people who were trying harder didn't see it, especially Cornball. Anyone who takes my boasts seriously is completely missing the joke.
>>42751436why you hurt me
>>42751437I already said yes, you are wrong, i have no brothers. Never i posted before 2024. You also said other weird things that is wrong. Do you take lsd and think about me on your trips?
>>42751359idk and idcI think that most of these people are shut ins as a result of parental neglect and being trans is a fast track to acceptance, community, and a sense of meaning. In that way I think their identity is legitimate, but had they been born in the woods without any human contact and raised by she-wolves I can't imagine they would be trans once they come in to contact with society. Overall I just feel quite bad for them and view it as a bizarre intersection between widespread social isolation, gender relations, and lgbt acceptance. in
>>42751436
>>42751461you are lying :)
Penis penis penis penis
>>42751461He does this to a lot of trips...
>>42751349You can't all be neets....
>>42751504stop being greedy, you only need one
>>42751359Agps are men with men souls hsts can be men with women souls
>>42751461Don't fall for the "process of elimination" tactic. They make binary,often extreme claims, and then wait for your to deny or affirm it, thus narrowing pattern criteria. Sometimes they are so obsessed they don't even realize they are doing it to extract details.Which is why sticking to a false story for a few months drives them mad. It means they have been swinging in the dark the whole time.I for one actually "know" next to nothing about you, just that you enjoy cooking and take care of poor homeless kitties, which is really all I need to know. I don't assume anything else you mention isn't part of some ruse that I am unaware of for other posters.
>>42751339Job is boring but ok. Boss is an ass. Extracurriculars are fun. Such is life. Never met any gays but I have a spergy coworker I'm hoping is at least bi. Little crushes keep me sane ykprev >>42751109 Yes. Please stop noticing
>>42751392How many times did you cum yesterday when riding your dildo
>>42751543he's cute. the food looks like shit
>>42751441>>42751468
I need to be bred, bros...
>>42751466I'd agree and add a lot more but its nothing that hasn't been said already. Mostly, I just blame cheese-for-brains parents and the slimeball mental health quacks that have monetized it so brazenly because the "smart" people who lead their profession told them too, meaning they have no regard for health, safety and least of all, reason and sanity whatsoever.
>>42751546ok fine but at least update me on the crotch sniffing situation
Are Canadians ok
>>42751559don't we all
>>42751546You should trip you have potential
i dont actually want to be gay, but i really enjoy bottoming too muchthere's simply no way i can resist the allure of gay sex, so knowing this, the most logical thing to do would be, 2 get a top bf. right?if i absolutely have to get pounded by a guy, well, i want it to be with someone i like
>>42751446When you got frustrated at my different names I didn't understand why it was so big of a deal. Because I never pretended to be other people and keeped the same tripcodes. I then realized who the fuck would pay attention to me or my tripcodes enough to know better? My mistake. It was sad to see you irritated at me but I understand it now.Mostly I changed names or trips to bypass th0's filtering, to be petty to annoy him but he unfilters me anyway lol>>42751476You are free to post proof like I said before. >>42751527Who is it and what's wrong with him?>>42751541Oh I see.This changes things......I really appreciate your last paragraph.
>>42751527such as?
>>42751559oh ok cuz i was wondering
>>42751339Public Service Announcements Ansage Nr 1https://voca.ro/1hmeO6eUhtrJ
Athlete sports massage video recommendations on my youtube are becoming a real time sink and distraction.
>>42751573they get plushies for winning hockey?
>>42751573why doesn't he just shake their hands like normal
>>42751592He tried to convince Shiza that Shiza he had a sister, called Samael Brazillian, asked Mr Pancakes if his dad had green eyes, etc etc. Many examples of weird delusions with trips.
>>42751417Thank you, Jäger! You are so nice!
>>42751359both are men, but only hsts are men i can empathize with. agps are wolf in sheeps clothing. theyre straight men, meaning theyre inherently homophobic and bullied gay kids growing up.
>>42751603link the sexy ones please
>>42751586I just think it's funny that guys who look more like women post here (such as yourself), paige, and so many others... it just feels like a troon takeover.
>>42751607They lost to Americans (humiliation ritual)
>>42751602Help why is ts so hot im crine better than my rose toy
almost done deleting 12k+ messages on discord lol
>>42751618>Samael BrazillianKekjaku
>>42751618I picked up on shiza's mom having a long lost love from her highschool days.. Shiza's dad wasn't her first choice. I kept on having this vision of Mr Pancakes in his underwear out in the cold as a form of punishment by his dad when he was younger, maybe I was just picking up on his homelessness.
>>42751543this is like gay face but make it hot
>>42751603For me its men doing plank until failure
>>42751601watch her not be banned for posting explicit porn
>>42751586I can be easily fooled because I don't actually pay attention to tripcodes, just names. So when people are impersonating you, it gets frustrating because I do not know if you have changed names or not, and can't tell unless they are over the top lampooning something. As for last week, it was especially difficult because there was some rumor you were banned on top of someone claiming you were avoiding the place that seemed to be coming from the first person, which made it more confusing.Thorny and bishits methods are more common, where the names only change slightly to get around bans, and Idt either ever used a trip all the time if ever.People imitate me too sometimes, sometimes by accident actually. I used to warn skunk of this and gave him a system to recognize me so he didn't get trolled by imposters but I think he found it too involved to bother remembering. Plus we had off site communication via dc so it wasnt as confusing, although I am fairly certain he fell for impostors a few times.
How do you get through to someone if they are delusional?
>>42751652is he not tho
>>42751646internet was better before discord existed, i think we can all agree on that, 4chan was better too.
>>42751628Never posted my face you know?
>>42751573is your webm ok
>>42751682whose face were you posting? who was the one with the plucked eyebrows?
>>42751381We're all furries in this economy
She would never post face, always post poon.
>>42751626They are easily searchable as I do not know what you would find sexy. Once you find one, youtube recommendations will flood you with others anyways.
>>42751705lame
>>42751339I'm a software developer. Do I like it? It's fine. I get paid well and it's not difficult.. I'm surrounded by nerdy straights who talk about cryptocurrency and videogames all day and the occasional woman trying to prove she belongs. It's a wasteland.
>>42751675I was banned twice, that part is true. Because of th0. But yes I came back. Jannies appealed my ban.So we are OK then?
>>42751714daddy
>>42751625>meaning theyre inherently homophobicis that bad?
>>42751693Are the eyes the whole face?
>>42751693>>42751541
I be looking very heavy metal and reflective
>>42751549Umm like 5? I don't keep count :s
>>42751714>surrounded by nerdy straights who talk about cryptocurrencysounds like hell, like if you were surrounded by twitter bots irl
Peace through penis
>>42751737you dirty slut. your hole must be wrecked
>>42751737Wtf
>>42751725everyone has unique eyes, and those with a security clearance can easily find things about you by scanning a photo of your eye into a database, everyone's genetic blueprint exists in their eye, better to wear sunglasses everywhere and never take them off
>>42751385I wax. Not because I'm ashamed but because I'm a considerate host. You wouldn't want to eat a meal on a table covered in hair would you?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU7nUptiVOh/?igsh=MXJ1bjFtbzlpN2lqZw==>post hole as wellsus i never seen ts phrase outside of here is ts one of u faggots
>>42751714post striped socks
>>42751753Aghh >.<>>42751754What :s
>>42751786sounds like you're a shame. a considerate host would ask his guests what they want not just serve up any old slop
delta is the kingpin of homophobic sentiment
>>42751786Is it natural tasting or has it been conditioned
>>42751721how is that daddy, wtf
>>42751717Of course. I never realized you got the impression we ever were not. On that particular day I felt I was essentially posting to the void because I had no idea who was who, and was tiring from trying to make sense of it. Perhaps you picked up on my disappointment that there was so much context details about you that I have no idea are true or not and can't relate because I never know if I am unintentionally responding to some ruse or the truth and it seems pointless to ask because if its a ruse, why would you give an honest answer and blow the ruse? So I just ignore most of it and stick to what I know, the cats and cooking. I assume the bf/fwb is real but its not really my business. So I just prefer to think its true because I think you deserve one.As for your kinks, location, origins or what the bloody hell it is you actually do, its not my business or material to anything we chat about, so affirming or denying it isnt really relevant. There are even fundamental things I do not presume, and don't care enough about to insist upon because what I do know is enough to like you immensely, especially given your consistent character, which is even more than I can say for myself, as I often enjoy a bit of mischief here myself and barely try to hide it.Its also why I love lore here so much because so much has been speculated about me, fundamental things, that are totally wrong but thats whats funny to me so I feed into it. I even exaggerate it just to sell the brand lol. I'll never admit what though. I prefer to see the cats keep chasing the laser.Sorry so long. Must be the coffee again. "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion..." Or whats left of it anyways.Someday I really would like to hear about your kitties individual stories in a few lines each, but that can wait for another time.
>>42751641post pole if ur under 17
>>42751743The only difference is I can't mute them in real life. I've thought about building a device that emits a high pitched frequency only tech bros can hear. It would be more productive than my actual job.
>>42751805My guests don't get a menu, they get a privilege. If they don't like the ambiance they can eat somewhere else.
Hoomanhttps://youtu.be/UsXubuXq1lM?si=MNSmSOvKRMjpWJ23
>>42751863Love this
Dih <3
>>42751863like i said, shitty host. typical of ruined hole havers
>>42751863is this how you treat your hook-ups too? i'll find another guy to eat, no thanks
>>42751836Thank you for the compliments. I always like chatting with you. I keep forgetting about the cats. What would you like to know?
>>42751836Oh and the bf/fwb and the kinks I say i like all are true.
i want a gay bf
>>42751932ok?
how many times could you make marinas anus cum
>>42751932im fat
>>42751871!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cW0qtMFKs0kannonenfieber
>>42751949LFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>42751809?
>>42751871When I hear that song title, it reminds me of this song where that title's wording is in this song, which I then further confuse with another new wave song called "Human" by Human League, none of which have anything to do with each other. So it gets confusing.I love the lyrics in this one though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZJpumXAnOw
>>42751949like how much are we talkin
my hole tastes like strawberries and champagne
>>42751947>wrinkly tranny holei'll pass.
>>42751947he seems to be an easy plap so maybe 6? i take forever to cum
>>42751981shigella
i want my bf to literally reshape my organs to the outline of his cock buried inside me.
>>42751567Not great. I was kinda looking for a reason to quit since I started and the past couple weeks I've either been double booked or sick so no practice. Best off ramp I'm gonna get so I took it. Going to yoga twice a week now tho so that's something ig>>42751577No point really. I'd rather not have a searchable track record of my cringe. Just let the posts fade into the ether. There's like no upside. Throw in a letterman jacket or some perks and maybe we can talk but otherwise And nobody asked but the MET was sick, Broadway was sick, the bagels and pizza were sick, battery point and the Brooklyn bridge were mid, late night was shit and the scammers were shit. All in all a fun quick weekend that cost waaaaaay too much money but whatever the tax return just hit so might as well
>>42751976if you have to ask
I feel like I have food poisoning for 3 weeks
>>42752015still skinnier than shiza
>>42751658You are expericing psychosis.
>>42751921:P>>42751911Well iirc, you have something like six, so I never ask because I know you don't like typing.So far I only know of two, the handsome grey one and the one you call the old man. You don't have to tell me their names or do all at once.Maybe you could just tell me about the handsome grey one first, give it a pseudonym (I would advise it because its personal and people will use it to troll you personally- we can just call it Grey 1")So where did grey 1 come from? How old do you suppose s/he is? What does it like to do and eat? Those are the things that interest me. Or you can ditch the questions altogether and just tell me what you think is most important to know. Which is probably easier for you anyways, since you dont like typing. I mentioned a few lines each to remind me not to pester you with follow up questions about diet, habits and backstories. Even one sentence each of what you would like to share and how you characterize them is probably enough. I was just hoping you would introduce them mostly.I love hearing people share their pets. It was one of my favorite things about /an/. To be an object of love and be shared with the whole world I think is pretty special.But now that I think about it, maybe this isn't the place, since absolutely anything you share gets used against you. Perhaps its better if I just settle for one group photo of them someday if you can and care to arrange it.Remember, I found methy with just a coffee cup and inferences from backstories, so you have to be careful about photo environments here.Really, anything at all is appreciated. I just like hearing about your cats, cooking and iirc you used to do some nature exploring that got my attention too.Sorry about the rambling again. Just my thoughts.
Thinking about ordering some celeb posters. Who should I order? I was thinking Kate Bush for one. Maybe princess diana?
>>42752020Agh! Have you looked up symptoms online?
>>42752011is it all mens or nude yoga? might still get to sniff some crotch, if that's your thing
>>42751970what do you think of drag queens?
gosh, i can't stop twitching in bed, nakedi need to find a new hobby..
>>42752074I think its tacky after like 20 or so to have posters lolbuy actual art prints, buy art from friends or people that are close to you, or make your own art
>>42752101
>>42752127Maybe but I am a very tacky person so I think posters suit me just fine. I have a couple of paintings and art prints already and I'm not really interested in the art my friends make.
LOVE MELOVE MERAPE MERAPE ME
If Delta were forcibly given large breast implants and then he was strapped down, hog-tied to a four-poster bed, naked as the day he was born, right in front of you, what would you do to him?
>>42751744And man butts
>>42752218put a gun to his head
>>42752011>chi cago?>me limpio!
hnng
love me or rape me it's still an obsession
>>42751744If only world leaders were brave enough to try it
>>42752074lol this made me think of this poster from "My Own Private Idaho" that the guys would razz me about when I had it hanging in my dorm room in college. Or they would just look away in awkward silence. Kind of my passive aggressive way of marking my territory without some obnoxious rainbow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2Xnv2nV0lI
>>42752218laugh
>>42751981have did you taste your own hole?
>>42752305>my own private Idaho came out in 1991how long ago were your college years?
>>42751901>is this how you treat your hook-ups too?are you expecting him to spontaneously grow ass 20 min before a grindr meetup
>>42752328I didn't say it was a recent movie if thats what you mean.
>>42752331*ass hairlol
>>42752218I was not aware that Delta needed implants.
delta has natural bouncy d cups
>>42752386BIG bouncy d cups.big Big BIG bouncy d cups.
Delta big naturals
>>42752386I'm a double a at most
>>42752448go big or go home
>>42752448Do this irl
>>42752069I don't mind typing, im much better at it then talking.Sometimes though I don't know what to say.I will use nicknames for most of them here.They all eat wet cat food.>HugoHe will be 2yrs this September. I found him in 2024 September barely with eyes opened. Very flea infested and covered in mud and poop. I bottle feeded him. His littermates died.Hugo likes to be a brat but very affectionate and loves head kisses.>FinkaUnknown age but I think she is not old. She is from a shelter.She was found outside walking in circles. There was "big holes" in her too. Maybe was attacked by a dog. Her neurological issue is depth perception and balance. She must put a paw in the food & water to direct her mouth. She trips over her own feet sometimes. She is thriving though. Recently she becomes very playful, like its new to her, and she plays with me a lot and talks a lot now. Closely bonded to me. >WhiteYoung. From a shelter. Very kind, gentle boy, loving. He is not smart or graceful. Clumsy.Often we say "bless his heart" lolLoves to play fetch. Loves love.>DragonBratty, very vocal, playful, loving.She is from a shelter. She is young and has a amputated rear leg, likely from a car hit her. She is smart, fast, graceful, silly.>DoofYoung too. He is from a breeder that would put him to sleep because she couldn't sell him. Because he had flat ribs as a kitten. So she give him to me for free. He is big (half ragdoll) and not very smart. Very much still a baby in his head. He loves to be on my chest and bump his face into my face. Very bonded to Dragon>Old ManHe has been in my family for a long time. Has been through a lot of stress (my mother got him declawed and it was botched). I have been very bonded to him since we were younger.Away from my family, now he is so happy, healthy, and even playful. Very cuddly and bonded to me too.He only has canine teeth now
>>42752473you do it
>>42752086It's generic symptoms so it's hard to tell.
Eating Jägers cats
>>42752271
>>42752499Chinese realness
>>42752481Wow thank you! I will be reading this for a while so I didn't want to make you wait for a reply. Tyvm. I will enjoy getting to know them now. I will try not to pester you with more questions. This will be a lot of fun for me ^^<3 <3 <3
finna lay in bed staring at the ceiling thinking about useless shit
If you could walk Delta on a leash down the street, and he had to be on all fours (with kneepads, I'm not a monster), and he was wearing a sissy pink petticoat, would you want to walk him through town and see if people laugh at him?
>>42752619why are you thinking about methy?
>>42752634no
>>42752637keknot like thatjust like stuff that doesn't matter or isn't good to think about, like OCD bullshit or suicide. slayer doesn't enter my mind
>>42752634I wouldn't want them to get laughed at, but yes.
>>42752481>>42752559Thank you so very much. Those were great introductions. Now when you mention your kitties I will have a mental image I can refer to.This is why I like you so much. You give at risk creatures who were fated to a future of much suffering a place to enjoy our short time in the sun and experience love and care they likely or certainly would not have otherwise.If I say much more, I worry it would sound like mindless gushing, but it really does give me great feels.So I will just say thank you very much for sharing your lovely animal friends, and many more thank yous for looking after them and giving them love and care. I bet they are very happy now. Its just wonderful to see, and to know there are people like you and that I get to chat with one sometimes.Be blessed, Jager. I really appreciate you taking the time to share them. I will probably re-read that a few times. I have saved the pic of course. I have an odd habit of saving most pet pics. I had folders and folders of pets from /an/ that I could never remember their names but just liked that people shared their lovable animal friends with the whole world. I guess I see it as proof of love, and it humbles me a bit.<3
finna lay in bed staring at the ceiling thinking about hot gay faggot shit
post your ideal boyfriend
>>42751744This is the only good post I've read since this thread sis. Thank you.
>>42752712he's itt rn
>>42752689>Thank you so very much. Those were great introductions. Now when you mention your kitties I will have a mental image I can refer to.this nigga never seen a cat before LMAO
>>42752712>>42752728
>>42752712
Finna lay in bed snoozing and dreaming about shit>>42752712the anon reading this>>42752756is that the poon from evil dead rise?
>>42752774>tiny:(
>>42752634keep your weird fantasies to yourself
>>42752798Calm down
>>42752772He's from the live action One Piece show.
>>42752784Thats just texanon
>>42752689I don't really know what to say except thank you very much. I love that you care about animals very much too.I wish I could take in more needy kitties. But I have to be realistic.
theres a button sitting in front of you, and everytime you press it, Delta's bosom grows a cup size, would you press it?
>>42752818>I have to be realistic.the irony is palpable
>>42752774I wish more guys would flex. I think many think they have to be jacked and they do not want to feel mogged. I guess they don't realize confidence is its own appeal.
speaking of animalshere's our little baby dog deciding he's going to lay down on my bedI hope he doesn't try sleeping there though, I cannot sleep if I'm sharing my bed
hi y'all again, I just wanted to say that yesterday I binged the full heated rivarly show til 3 AM in one of the pirate streaming websites that an anon showed me and omg the shows was awesome and the gay sex scenes were super hot.and now im kinda reading a dark fanfic on AO3 where one of them (the russian one) fucking dies and the other (the japanese-canadian hapa) goes into spiral :D
>fujoslop>AO3we need to bring back shame
hiiii ts a lil background about me my name is anon i love to give men aids especially married men so they can go home and transfer it to dey wifes i love spreading stds thats why i love to go raw sometimes i let them put a condom on and let them start feeling good and then they take that condom right off and bam you're infected so just some things about me xx
>>42752872I got kinda tired of it after like 3 episodes cuz it felt kinda repetitive. Does it get better or is it just not for me?
>>42752875its fun tho
bring back aislop
>>42752880yes its get better on the second half
>>42752818The thanks is all for you. You are the one that cares for them and it can't be easy or free.I don't really know what to say either. My first and only thought right now is that its a big and puzzling universe and because of you, existence is so much better for six little furballs that will never know any different. I guess I can't really put words to how special that is, and so I can only say I am very grateful. Its more than just the cats, you brought a lot of joy to at least one person also, and I am sure plenty more.<3And to be clear, caring for animals counts a lot to me from anyone, and I do mean anyone, for the record. It can make all the difference in the world.
>>42752892too unrealistic. Tex would NEVER waste his precious alcohol like that
>>42752859what a pretty poochie. He looks deep in thought.
>>42752903his kink is fapping with it
i can't stop being a bottom, the need for dick is overwhelming. i'm sorry, i know i'm weak.
>>42752899fake ahh bih
>>42752899<3Sorry to kind of change subject, can you remind me why you don't have a pet rat? Or other animals that maybe interest you
>>42752875the writer supposedly has a bisexual husband who help her write tho
>>42752818he doesn't care about animals, he's just pretending to care
>>42752910he just misses his mama while she's out of townstarting wistfully into the distance
>>42752950Awww
people with dog and cats don't have a life, prove me wrong
>>42752950is his mama your bottom bf
>>42752958what about entire suburban families who have dogs and cats alongside children?
>>42752959no she's my mum
rather have a human on a leash
if dogs and horses could talk what percentage of gay men would?
>>42752983stop playin..
>>42752940and you think that makes it better somehow
>>42752899i've seen people walk right by homeless people in need to feed stray cats and i'm quite sure they are going to hell for it
>>42752983daddy>>42753006humans suck
>>42753006i gave a homeless guy almond milk one time and he was like. "what is this shit?" i usually give them snacks i don't really want, like a bag of nuts. would NEVER give away peanut butter cups for free, those are mine's
>>42753006i bet they were white
>>42752859i like when my cat sleeps in the bed with me. i feel like a shitty cat owner because she doesn't trust me enough to let me spoon her. she will sleep on my head or by my side.
>>42752939Well for one I don't feel responsible enough. My life can get pretty chaotic and I get distracted. Second, I have had many pets, which is to say past tense, meaning I outlived them all and it was always hurtful when they passed, so I decided it was best not to put myself through that anymore, as I have dealt with a lot of unrelated heartaches as it is already, which goes into a lot of otherwise unrelated personal stuff, but the upshot is that I have to be very deliberate and discriminating about getting too happy about anything. I just don't have enough optimism left if I ever had enough to begin with.Which comes to the third reason which is a sort of dicey topic. In very brief, I have to worry about responsibility that I have no control over. Put it this way: I have to go on "vacations" sometimes whether I was planning them or not, and one day there is going to be one very long vacation, and I don't trust anyone to give a pet care in my absence. They would certainly suffer just because one day on a lark I thought it might be fun to assume responsibility for some poor helpless creature that I am completely unable to someday deliver for, and that would feel selfish, knowing what I know.So that is why I have not kept pets in a very long time, and why I instead try to appreciate the wildlife around me without creating any dependencies that I may not always, or rather certainly not always, be able to provide for.Again, sorry for the length. But those are the reasons, if that helps at all.
>>42752950hee hee he is quite beautiful, and such deep eyes. I bet he will be very happy when he sees mama again.
>>42752934Many are saying this
Y'all do an awful lot of explaining yourselves to strangers
oh my gosh i am just so horny all the time, even after shooting a load, i still crave anal sex. i could probably go another two rounds before my balls are finally empty
so what to y'all think of this comment I made on /pol/ about the hapa girl who got popular with the male straggots in the winter olympics>>>/pol/529030880
>>42753089it's so people don't think i did it myself when they murder me.
>>42753063that's cute, he's a big 90lb dog so he takes up a lot of space lol. my sibling sleeps with their cats iircI just get anxious sharing a bed and can't fall asleep, so I may just sleep on the couch tonight and he'll follow me out there and sleep on something else, that way we can both sleep>>42753076those deep eyes are scary, it's because his pupils are massively dilated during play, as if he were killing something. it's a little spooky>>42753089I explain things to myself, strangers are free to listen
>>42753095>t. marina
>>42753006I make a distinction between the few people who are legitimately homeless because of a life event and those who deliberately choose to live feral lives. If I am the one they are asking for something, its a pretty big clue as to what their next plan is, and its not trying to join the society they dwell amongst. And if thats not the plan, then there was nothing meaningful I could do for them in the first place. Paying for a beer to numb their judgment further is not helping.If I go downtown I get mobbed by panhandlers constantly. How they fume when I point them to an open soup kitchen or offer food and coffee instead of money. And of course, endless accusations of racism, as if I cared.I will and have buy lunch for anyone that is down and out and legitimately wants it. It turns out many of them are not actually that hungry.If you want to lie drunk in the park all day and stare at the clouds, more power to you. Just don't ask or expect me to pay for it.
>>42753112I think it tore my wig off at breakscalp speed
>>42753065Can I ask you a personal question that you make take offense to. Are you trans or a female or have a mental issue? I've jsut never known any male who explains themselves in such detail before.
>>42753112Boring yawning sloppy lazy
>42753112>literally traveling across boards to get yousshamefur dispray
>>42753131Boomy found a big clue
>>42753148Im browing bot /pol/ and /lgbt/ and im also the ones who talked about heated rivarly here
>>42753160browsing both*
my body is practically designed to please tops, like idk how else to put this
eppyhe's proper cream crackered
>>42753160not surprising
>>42753174I bet he would be quite ferocious if he got angry!
>>42753173is your hole hairy?
>>42753187yea. why
>>42753112I don't care about her sis. Post the disgraced twink who flopped the gold medal.
>>42753173im a wizzard and now I curse you with that no top will ever look at you and you can only relieve sexually with women and ftm bagene
>>42753173I like how gays like this tap into that animal interaction with no shame. Something beautiful about that sort of honesty. Self humiliation is worship by another name.
>>42753190just checking your top pleasing credentials
>>42753185yeahhe's a bit ruff sometimesmy mum tried adopting a puppy, and he nearly killed the poor thinghe also freaked out once bc my mum though a skin tag was a tick, he ended up snapping at me and biting my face a bitthankfully I was wearing glasses otherwise I'd've lost the eye lolotherwise he's very sweet
Just look at those content little furballs.> https://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1771801616998506.jpgFinka seems so much skinnier than the rest.
>>42753218your hole better be hairy
>>42753228lol good lord he must be very assertive.
>>42753173>tiny penis>slight build >sensitive prostate>dexterous hands and a silver tongue same sis, it's a blessing
>>42753233it is, but it could be hairier. i'm a top though so no one cares about my hole :(
>>42753244is this timur trying to erp...
>>pleasing a top>>tiny penislol
>>42753249tops should have their holes licked and tongued. isn't that what bfs do anyway
>>42753254tops like tiny penised bottoms...
>>42753270not often enough
squeak!
>tops like tiny penised bottomslmao
Trying to please anyone male or female is so emasculating and feminine. This is how they turned straights into cucks, putting getting approval from females on such a pedestal that they were talked into eating pussy, both literally and metaphorically, the poor bastards. It took decades of propaganda but they managed to do it.Never forget sex lib hit the straights first and hardest. We were just an afterthought.Always selling each other out white knighting for something as witless as a female and look at where it has brought them, so they blame us for the collapse of their civilization, ignoring the oldest lessons of history.But they think they are so civilized by mocking Sharia while the muslims outbreed them for conquest in every corner of the world.
>>42753228Fucking nigger dog
>>42753295nyooooo stop laughing or I'll draw you as a sóyjak!!
>>42753304I often think about being a woman dominatrix in femdom sis. It's my fantasy, but I have no idea how to do it besides transition (which is lame).
>>42753295She's right.
>>42751339>What field of work are you in?Construction Do you like your job?Depends on the siteHave you met any other gays in the same profession?Yes, but they didn't know I was gay.The latest was a young Latino guy who called me "dad" and told people that he was my son, even though we don't have any resemblance whatsoever. I caught him and a little chubby Mexican guy cuddling on a scaffold.
>>42753376post construction hole
>>42753399poast micropenis
>true crime recommendation>click on it>Indian narratorfuckit felt like being flashedjumpscare type shit
>>42751339I just got hired by brother last month sis. I package purses, wallets, charms, and bracelets for my brother's online business. I like my job, my brother is patient nice and values my help cause I cut down his packaging time in half. My brother is married to his wife and she helps sell products and inventory too.
>>42753436>My brother is married to his wife
>>42753432YouTube?
>>42753431>poast micropenisi don't have any pics of you
>>42753459yeah, it's like a website where people can post videos
>>42753473Yeah I know just didn't know whether it was on another website
>>42753065I see, thank you for explaining. >>42753231She is a pig but petite
you ever tried those teeth whitening kits? they have UV ones for home use now. do they work or is it a scam?
>>42753453Basically, he's not gay sis. It's just us three working on the business right now.
>>42753530>Basically, he's not gay sisyou hope
>>42753522They will make your teeth sensitive
>>42753495:3Such a content bunch. I got a few questions but you have been very generous already and my attention is starting to get called away anyways.Thank you again. I keep peeping the pic and imagining them making happy kitty feasting noises. They seem very focused lol
>>42753560Yes when they eat there is a lot of smacking sounds, it's so cute. Not cute when humans do though.You can ask me questions. If I don't want to answer I won't If you leaving, take care
ilu buckopost big construction ass plz
>>42753595I will probably keep checking in but less and less, and I did not want to make you wait for replies as my attention starts to wander.Mostly, I just wondered if they always eat from the same bowls or do they just pick different ones every night. And I was wondering what "flat ribs" meant.Finka is smaller I guess because she is younger. Its just nice that someone takes care, and good care, of this bunch of kitties that had such rough starts in life, that now get to live with love, care and comfort thanks to you.
I'm bored. You guys aren't fun
That reminds me, I need to find out more about this 'chicken of the woods' mushroom. I think I looked it up before. I want to know more about it because everyone who mentions it loves it.Maybe I saw it on this channel I like to watch once in a while, he goes on mushroom hunts and has a lot of outdoor fun, and is such a light hearted fun soul to listen too. He's the real deal too, someone really integrated with outdoor life.https://www.youtube.com/@unclejeffro/videosHere is an example of his nutty humorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ZEHhwX_Y8
>>42753699what would you consider to be fun
You could almost forget these are dick eating cum sponges.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOHM2WZDuOg
>>42753640It's OK if you respond late or not at all, I don't get offended OK? No worries Now they don't eat like in the pic. They eat in separate pairs. It is confusing to explain why, but it's more comfortable for some of them this way.Doof had i think called "flat-chested kitten syndrome", but lucky he grew out of it.Finka is a adult but I think she is just quite smol. She is my little shadow.I love them all so much.
>>42753714right, blue jacket, red hair, I would marry and find a way to make it work if it took the rest of my life. Probably because he looks like an ex, but with red hair
how many coincidences are too many
>>42753878Explain
>>42753893when does it go from "it's probably nothing" to "it's probably something"?
>>42753905did we get 666 again?
thoughts on gym progress (21m)
>>42753923you giving us nothing sis
>>42753923Serving face
>>42753846>They eat in separate pairs. It is confusing to explain why, but it's more comfortable for some of them this way.No, that makes a lot of sense. I know how tempers can rise at the dinner table lolThey are so sweet. I will look up what flat chest kitten means. I never heard of that before.I've been thinking a bit lately about that stray I was feeding that a neighbor found a home for, and hope her birth went well. I might ask someday, at the risk of a conversation lol. She was so big with pregnancy and I was calling all over for a solution, and learned a lot about the stray cat problems, there are so many more than I imagined.I hope she found a home where she got a medical check up because I thought she needed one. I tried to bribe her way into a shelter but they were full on top of full already. At least I know she ate like a queen when I was feeding her. I was only feeding her once in a while till someone pointed out that she was pregnant, then I sort of panicked and started feeding her several times a day.I wish I had thought to take a picture. She was very shaggy and brown. She looked like an expensive breed too, which was puzzling.
>>42753923Giga sissy faggot eyes
>>42753923I think you are very pretty ofc. Idk what your physique was before so Idk what the progress is or what you are aiming for.
>>42753905its probably something
>>42753846lol it took me this long to realize that was a pic you took yourself.I think that is Finka? Nice sk btw
>>42753974Its always something.
>>42754073Its giving that scene where tarantino slurps selma hiyeks toesies
Un dtunm
>>42754130Thank you for warning me that such a scene exists. Now I will avoid Tarantino movies even more.Pity, how he turned out. People had such high hopes.
Oh lordy spring will be here soon already and I am just not ready. I live in a sort of bizarre climate these days, I never got used to it.They say "you can't go home again", meaning so much changes over time that the geography may as well be irrelevant. I miss the seasons I grew up with, and the surroundings.So time to brace for what these poor bastard local saps call "spring" again I guess. I am convinced I landed into an evolutionary dead end here. Over a long enough timeline, I think the squirrels will survive longer than the midwit locals. Their attempts at imitating sophistication are notoriously cringe and sad. In large part because they are exactly the type that would try, unironically and unashamedly. Its like the whole area is run by eleven year old girls and the men are too dull witted to notice.
>>42753923gex!
Any hot guys in the olympics?
so what are feminine guys called if they're in their 30s or even 40s? certainly not femboys, so what then?
>>42751339I always think he is attractive until I see who it is and get ick. He is like the whore of a thousand faces. Which I wouldn't mind except that he denies being a whore, which is tantamount to calling me stupid for having a brain and eyes. I see whore, I say whore. And I say whore. Reno Gold is the whoringest whoring whore's whore there ever was.If ever there ever a whore there was, Reno's a whore, a whore because- BECAUSE- because: Because of all the whore-type things he does. Reno is the biggest, the biggest whore there ever was.
>>42754592old queens
>>42754592mothers and queens
>>42754591I haven't paid attention since Shaun White and Apolo Ohno.
>>42754613>>42754646gross
>>42754592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAbqWX0HR60
>>42754679i liked scary monsters
i mean real monsters
>>42754706like dads who are weirdly inappropriate with their sons
>>42754734ok but calling the cops over it is even weirder since its your own dad and the legal system is just a bunch of weirdos
>>42753947I'm glad you helped the kitty.>>42754056Yes it is and thank you
I mean if your dad says spanking is ok and some random freak in a uniform with bad tattoos says you can press charges because you are 22 now, who are you going to believe, your own father who loves you or the guy into handcuffing lots of strange men for money
>>42754793what if the cop handcuffed you and your dad spanked you at the same time that would be so hot
>>42754734dont reply to me
>>42754889who are you
NEW>>42754949>>42754949>>42754949
>>42754791:)~I should've went out for coffee tonight. I might still. Not so much for the coffee of course, just to have an excuse to poke around.I still have my batman complex I guess. One has to make their own opportunities for chaos and uncertainty.
>>42754961Batman complex? it's pretty simple actually
