>be male lactation fetishist>download a random chat app and start looking for anonymous men to train into overflowing hucows>get laughed at by thousands of people one by one by one, don't care because anonymous>find a handful of dudes through sheer persistence that are genuinely interested in learning to breastfeed>develop a surprisingly intimate and impactful romantic relationship with one of them>train him to the point of producing almost a full cup of milk per session over the course of about a year>occasionally trade nudes with him too>talk for hours about all kinds of stuff, sexual or otherwise >fast forward to now>Apple changes the rules for their App Store so that "random chat" apps of the sort are no longer allowed>app updates and locks me out until I sign in with my email and password>do so, frantically>chats cleared>no way to get back in contact with my favorite cow>never thought to trade phone numbers or emails or anythingI want to kill myself.
Did you want an actual relationship with him?
humans are so interesting i love that pll like this unironically exist
>>42754471Ever actually meet up?
>>42754664I was hoping for it but I never actually took steps beyond the whole cattle trainer role outside of long conversations about our lives and sexual chats unrelated to milking. >>42754676I'm distraught rn>>42754692No, he's in London. I'm in the US. We had abstract plans but no concrete dates.
>>42754872I see. Are you somewhat hesitant about meeting up? are you out of teh closet?
>>42754886>Are you somewhat hesitant about meeting up? I was at first but it faded as things went on. I guess it doesn't really matter now though. >are you out of teh closet?No.
>>42754911It does though, OP. You deserve a bellyful of nourishing manboob milk given to you by a loving boyfriend
>>42755042I literally have no way to get in contact with him. I only know his first name and the city he lives in. And it's a very common name. It's over.
>>42755070Just relax, OP. Think about that full-fat moob cream hitting your palate.
>>42754471I hope he sees this anon. I don’t think another cattle could ever replace him for you
>>42754471>almost a full cup of milk per sessionanon say i wanted to do this with my trannytits, how would i
>>42755551Drugs or no drugs? No drugs is gonna take a lot longer.
>>42755635depends on the drugs desubut ive got time
>>42755668bump
>>42755668Well if you're going the no-drugs route, the intensity of results depends on the individual. You'd have to stimulate your nipples very frequently for quite some time. Obviously you might want a breast pump for this but you could also just use your index fingers, middle fingers and thumbs to apply pressure to the outer edge of your chest and squeeze inward toward the nipple, gently tugging on it once you reach it. You'd do this for 30 minutes or so every 2 or 3 hours at most for several months on end until you start to see milk. You have to set alarms and wake up in the night so you don't miss an expression. You're very unlikely to get much of it at first but if you keep it up for longer than 6 months you'll probably start to see copious amounts. If you're on estrogen that helps a lot. Speaking of which, it can also help to increase your estrogen and progesterone intake for a while and then drop both very suddenly. Domperidone and metoclopramide are sometimes used to bolster prolactin production but accessibility can be a problem depending on where you are. Galactagogues also help. Oats, barley, fenugreek, flax seeds, asparagus, most nuts (almonds, cashews), sesame seeds. Obviously they'll be nowhere near as effective as meds but, they'll help. Prolactin levels are naturally highest between 1 AM and 5 PM so if you can try to squeeze in a couple expressions in that time window, do that. You'll know it's working if the surface area of your nipples expands and your areolas start to get a little bumpy and puffy. You'll also be pretty sore most of the time.
>>42755911foldering this if i get curious in the future.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
>>42756039Well, I mean. Yeah.
>>42756085Yeah :D
This has to be an elaborate larp no way someone stays on a random chat app and doesnt move to a better channel after a year
Realt xab basrely read . Lovd yoiveibter dresss anon
>>42756169Literally just slipped my mind. The app was actually really well designed to the point where I didn't really feel like I needed to switch to anything else. It didn't feel urgent.
>>42754471Have you considered starting over with someone moo?
