qott: would you date an athlete?Last: >>42760376
>>42763977Sure, but I doubt they'd want to date me. But I like watching sports so it'd be fun to watch their competitions.
18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES DADDY LOVES YOU <3 <3 <3
Yes bc 90% of them are wealthy.
I would date chris benoit
>>42763977sure id date an athlete. athletes are disciplined and dedicated people. I'd go to their games. Any sport. Such as Men's tagAs long as they are careful to not get head injuries.R.I.P Chris Benoit and his family.
>>42764011I'd Benoit you anytime babe
>>42763977that's her boyfriend?
I no black i dominican
Omos Seems like a nice guy.
>>42764022Dominicans are mostly black, literally shares an island with Haiti
>>42763977Just realized she's only 6'1". Sorry trannies, you have to be at least 6'2" to ride this ride.
18-33 & 35+ year old trannies daddy loves you <3
>>42764018if it were me on that bowflex machine it wouldn't have gone down like that, there would have been a lot more blood on that bowflex machine
>>42764032I no black papi
Which country is the most desirable latinas
>>42764032Do you think they're happy about sharing an island with haiti?
>>42764040I still think it's really funny that Marky Mark later had to apologize for saying that and then also made a prayer app.
>>42764044Sri Lanka
>>42764044Brazilians have big thick tranny cocks and huge tits. IRL futas
>>42764049So I AM latina
Latinas are remarkably overrated and most guys would hate being with one
>>42764045Disliking your brother doesn't mean you're not related>>42764044Brazilians get all the hype but they're all pretty hot. Argentina probably wins, but Mexico has my heart.
>>42764046what I find the most funny about marky mark is that he can't even do a single pullup, he's a DYEL manlet
I did an i no black I Dominican vocaroo but I haven't spoken in days and also my Dominican accent was trash so I'm not gonna post it but im also too lazy to rerecord it so maybe I'll post it if I get dubs
>>42764058I thought he was like roided to the gils?
i should shave my head
>>42764055I'll take the Latina top tranner then
Too scared to get muscular. Will definitely get clocked. If Michelle Obama and most black female wrestlers arent safe from the allegations. Id definitely be in trouble.>>42764044Brazil>>42764052erhm actually. Thats called a shemale or a dickgirl. A real futanari has a vagina, dick, and balls. thats a full packaged futanari.Now a futanari can also have a clitoris the size of a penis and no balls.And then theres futa with no vagina but yes balls. Now these are widely seen as not futa. And if you post these in the futa thread you will be criticized. :]
>>42764056Dominicans have a lot less black in them because dominicans didn't perpetuate a genocide against anyone who was even remotely non-black.
>>42764055I disagree at least personality wise Latinas are the absolute best. And Latin men are really high up there as well. Hispanic ppl esp in America are so kind and I love how meek we are its so conscientious
>>42764055Really I'll take a Jewish woman, Italian-American, or Latina, they all work perfect for me.
>>42764058>he can't even do a single pullupWhen you get heavy enough, calisthenics are disproportionately harder, even if you're ripped
stop sexualizing my people
>>42764067Hey mistress would you train my gag reflex? How good are you at aftercare?
>>42764068So what. Less black is still black. >>42764074Stop being so damn sexy.
>>42764078They're much more spanish. It's dumb to say they're the same and both would disagree with you.
Keep sexualizing my people (basically everyone)
>>42764069>hispanics>meekLmao what. Maybe they seem that way when they can't speak any English but they are not meek
>>42764075Oh I actually love the aftercare part. Now training comes with experience. So overtime you'd get used to it. Its about timing your breathes. Now thankfully im pretty small. Only 6.5 inches. so you can definitely handle that.
>>42764063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofMO09Rz-YAhe didn't do a single correct pullup>>42764073excuses, his body is just all show, I guarantee I legit could beat him in an arm wrestling match
>>42764081I don't care what they have to say about it, they're wrong just like you are. They're black, being colonized by Spain doesn't magically make you not black.
>>42764083Yes we are lol. Incredibly so. I think id know buddy. There's the stereotype of the fiery aggressive Latina baddie but that's just not really a thing. We're a very pragmatic, honest, and considerate people. Men and women alike.
You must have to think black genes are incredibly dominant to think Dominicans can be that dark and have majority white genes
>>42764092>pragmatic, honest, and considerateThese words are just pure Discordia
>>42764092I'm hispanic, I'd know. You being a shut in sperg who can't talk to people has nothing to do with our culture.
im 10% european and 90% african...Was my ancestors raped?! They were involved in the west african slave trade and ended up in the south :[
>>42764092You know how I know you've never lived around hispanic people?
>>42764092We?
sri lankan weighs in (80 lbs) on what she thinks about hispanics
>>42764101I mean idk what you want me to say. For example my uncle, the gym guy, is an absolute ball of anger on the road. But when he's face to face with like a server or some kind of worker he softens his tone and makes their job as easy as possible. Thats all Hispanic men in NY experience. Obv this is humanity there are no monoliths but in the whole what i said is correct
while we're on the subject can we stop pretending mexican food is some kind of amazing cuisine, it's a burrito cooked in 10 different ways
>>42764102Ok, cope ig.>>42764106>never lived around Hispanic peopleSpanish literally my first language and only language until like 1st grade
godgjdjfhkd i wanna die i dont know where else to go i need a human being to look at and talk to.
>>42764112Yes we?
>>42764123Ok you can stop talking now.
>>42764115You're a lil pup
Really makes you think.
>>42764123And damn if that ain't amazing. You could basically say the same about any culture though.>>42764124Bro you don't talk to ANYONE, you're coping hard.
This is why I'm a zionist that says dunny btw its in my genes
>>42764132buddy I'm 170 lbs and 6'2"
>>42764126Just breathe to start, girl, you'll be okay. Big smooth inhales and exhales. What's got you all jumpy though?
>>42764124You're not pragmatic, honest, or considerate. You're probably by far the least considerate person I've encountered here. Rach genuinely had more consideration for people than you do
Rate the bloodline ^_^ (Yes that 10% euro was 100% nonconsensual)
Hispanics hate attention and talking. They're a very mild mannered people who love peace and harmony. When I think the quiet dutiful student, I think of Sofia Sanchez, 4.0 Puerto Rican
>>42764133I don't understand what this is supposed to mean other than most trannies are transbian
*slaps you across the face for being old as fuck* (you're 22+ years old)
may christ deliver us all from the plague that is the "scottish"-american
>>42764141im gonna die alone i lost enthusiasm for eveyrthing this year and i feel like im never gonna get it back. i used to be so passionate and desperate to go out & i wasted 3 years degrading myself to the point i dnont find joy in anythign and i dont have anyone to talk to or any confidence to Try putting myself in the real world
>>42764150>Yes that 10% euro was 100% nonconsensualCount yourself lucky
>>42764157YEEEEEOWCH. you should probably go get tested
>>42764151This is true
Ah shit the funny brain things are happening again
>>42764164Fuck they raped your ancestors too?! ;_; Its gonna be okay.
Are there any transgender people here that keep aquariums?
when you disclose they never ask if you had srs
>>42764182Omg that’s so cool. I’ve never kept one myself, but I think they’re so pretty and serene.
>>42764182blaire mentioned she has fish. im not sure if that's the same or not but you just missed her. she's usually around in the evenings here, around 4 to 8 hours ago?
>>42764162You're not going to die alone, you're just a young woman going through some pretty clear depression. I've been in a very similar spot and I can promise you that passion and spark will come back, you're just in a tunnel right now and it's hard to see or believe that. But trust me, it got better for me and it can and will get better for you too. You're still very young and there's a lot of time to meet new people and get your feet back under you, you're not doomed.
>>42764185Ah yes, today I will ask "do you still have your cute little sissy girl clitty?" after a tranny tells me something incredibly private.
>>42764178With 10% that's probably just a rare interracial couple. Aren't you from the northeast?
>>42764161Some of the most beloved people from this board are secretly Scottish-American
an lingrong the coldhearted diva that you are. ive changed my mind i would like to be her eunuch. i guess she doesn't have any. foiled again. i wonder if she's historical>>42764194i mean its bait but you're not wrong
>>42764155That's mostly what it means, though you can also get that the more estrogen someone uses the more likely they are to be repulsed by men, and in conjuncture, both charts indicate even amongst bi trans girls they almost universally have a strong preference towards women.Everyone here should be aware that if you are a chaser you are most likely going to be led on forever by youngshit transbians who have no actual intentions of dating a man ever and unless you're content to just farm nudes while never having a relationship, you should just find somewhere else to roll the dice.
>>42764197as long as they're willing to keep it secret i take no issue
>>42764194>"do you still have your cute little sissy girl clitty?"That's my pickup line when I see clockable trannies irl actually
>>42764195no im from the midwest usa.
Trannies, do you still have your cute little sissy girl clitties?
>>42764197Me
>>42764210Same difference.
I’m white on top of used to not be white white.
I always forget Belfast is in Ireland it sounds Croatian or something
Nothing turns me on more than hearing about all the cis pussy you've slayed and your ex's you aren't over
I think new world genetic mixing is so funny bc like wdym I have less Neanderthal DNA than 96% of users and my closest relative on the site, who I know irl and isnt THAT distantly related has MORE Neanderthal DNA than 94% of users.
>>42764215Oh wow. our ancestors both had Nordic rapists. Though my grandma on my mom's side does not like talking about her mother. We know nothing about her. So who knows. She's hiding something :[
>>42764224Are there people actually telling you about that kind of stuff? Or did it happen like once?
I have Irn-Bru in my fridge so I'm basically Scottish
>>42764236Yeah from this thread even
>>42764194they just say no bc tranny. if I did not disclose they would fuck me.
>>42764162This happened to me and then when I found a way out my ex cheated on me with a pedo and now a year and a half later or whatever I had a house fire on my 29th birthday and am basically homeless for the 2nd time in my lifeAll this to say you have to find an answer sooner rather than later. Everyone being nice and trying to be reassuring, while probably well meaning, will not be the ones to actually help you get out of it.
>>42764231Scotland is not nordic lol. Theyre celts
Pretending to be shocked and speechless when a tranny discloses to me (I knew all along and I'm trying to play into her "straight guy who didn't know I'm trans being into me" delusional fantasy)
Nothing turns me on more than you complaining about that bitch coworker, babe
>>42764182Nice gourami. I'm a great big fat guy though.
>>42764244Thank god I pass
>>42764239Lol, that's funny. I like hearing about all the new ways people come up with to fumble.
>>42764237you're gonna make me crave it.... I'm trying to cut down on carbonated drinks....
>>42764243Oh thats Scotland. https://youtu.be/f2bHoTUiMpI?si=HqBYQIXw-MBIMGTF
Masturbating videos That's it, that's the post Gonna chug a beer
>>42764247What’s a gourami :c
why are so many trans girls trying to co-opt homeless aesthetics? homeless pussy mogs boihole to infinity and beyond. know your place
>>4276424818 year old Polish tranny <3
>>42764263Who is doing this, where do you live
>>42764259it's extremely raw sushi
ok sorry I know my constant cdrama posting is annoying but when I post something you don't agree with in here you have to imagine me evilly skewering watermelon with a hairpin and eating it as I made the post before you reply
people passive aggresively shit on people who complain about whatever stuff they view as inane but as a true hater and someone with actual principles, hearing a woman bitch about problems most people just ignore has genuinely made them more attractive to me
>>42764259One of your cichlids has deceived me.
>>42764263I saw a homeless crackhead hunched ovee with her hand deep in her asscrack on the side of the road on the way home the other nightJust thought I should let you know
Actually the scots got raped pretty damn hard to lol. Raped by britons, raped by Anglo saxons, raped by Danes. Don't know much British history but probably got raped by the Normans and romans at some point too. Though tbf this is all proverbial rape and cultural embarrassment. Not actual rape like my poor ancestors
>>42764278>hearing a woman bitch about problems most people just ignore has genuinely made them more attractive to meIf you bitch about having to cook food or something I have no time for you
Daily reminder that it only counts as cheating on a tranny if its with another tranny. If you have sex with a cis woman while dating a tranny, that's just you making sure you get your vagina fix so you don't leave your trans gf for a cis woman. Work smarter, not harder.
Do you ever think about that population bottleneck of something like 1,200 people in the whole world?
>>42763777>parents divorce, dad is super nervous about me being around his pc>helping him on it once and stumble on his porn history of white guys "oil drilling" black women>mom says she caught him too>he meets woman in africa and brings her here to marry her>pays for college and car and gets her a job but expects her to also do all the cooking and cleaning and being subservient>she becomes rather bitter to many>he gets off on calling everyone a racist who says they don't like her>she ends up not lining up with his political beliefs>one time stepmom brings a guy over and introduces him to me as her friend from africa as im coming home from school>they're both roasting my dad who is not taking it well>I nope the fuck out and go upstairs to my room and put on my dress and makeup for the evening and play PSO and don't come down for dinner>dad insists it was nothing>gets her pregnant>gets her pregnant again right as they get a divorce>dad says he's not sure if this one is his or not>she constantly reminds him of all the shitty things he did to her>he keeps trying to find another black woman to date>none want to date him with his pro maga posts of right wing politicans>the ones that give him a chance all end up quickly becoming deeply concerned what an insecure misogynist he is and break it off within weeks>he constantly complains to me about women and says they all just want his money and that they all cheat>says white women are the most likely to>>42763807my entire life is a book I need to write>>42763323id have to pull up a chair and take notes ;)>>42763808this image reminds me of my aussie girl friend I used to chat with ;_;
>>42764286im talking about autistic fixation on hypocrisy and justice not people complaining they cant be lazy
>you cheated wah you sound like a fucking kid. go play grounders
Wearing this shirt to signal that I'm a screamer
What are you most afraid of? Any phobias?
Pretty trannies, fascinatingSipping monster, dancingPretty trannies are a wonderPretty tranniesSitting on the computer or standing on the stairSomething in them cheers the airPretty trannies (silhouetted trans shapes)Stay within you (glancing)Stay forever (breathing lightly)Pretty tranniesPretty tranniesFlicking out their needles (flicking out their needles)Or not combing out their frizzy hair (not combing out their hair, then they leave)Even when they leave (even when they leave you and vanish)They still are there (they somehow can still remain there with you)They're there (there, with you are)Pretty trannies at their mirrors (in their gardens)thread-posting, (glegle-making) warhammer-playingHow they make a chaser sing!Proof of heaven, as you're living!Pretty trannies, sir!Pretty trannies, yes!Pretty trannies, oh!Pretty trannies!Pretty trannies!
>>42764304just losing my sight
>>42764292Yes, all the time actually.
>>42764304Dogs but I've gotten over it mostly. Small dogs i still instinctively dodge but they dont stress be out like they did as a kid. And I can walk past even big ass roided bullies with only a modest increase in bpm. But I still dont like them
>>42764304My biggest fear in life is that one day a rapper will come up to me and say "YOU ALREADY KNOW" but I don't know
>>42764304I once had mice in my apartment so I get paranoid that they might be in my walls and when I notice movement in the corner of my eyes
>>42764304Being tortured to death or being a quadrapalegic, but that's unlikely so just blood I guess.
>>42764304not having my coffee in the am and being seen with my tranner
>>42764304nothing reallyat least nothing i actively think and worry about
>>42764310Damn we're Sweeney Todd posting now
Its actually funny bc I was afraid of dogs but my brother was afraid of cats. And when we had a cat I would (involuntarily) literally sleep with it under my blankets (he'd always go under there and sleep while I slept) but it took him a while to even wanna put his hands close to it.
Dying Afraid and alone, Also being chased.>>42764314Huh, I also feared dogs. even virtual k9s scared me. Now I LOVE dogs.
i'm supposed to be taking a break on here but i just wanna say the ninja creami was worth it . okay back to hiding bye guys
>>42764312I think a lot about what it must have been like. It's like if all you have is a few small towns. It'd almost be possible to know of everyone alive. I wish we knew more about them.
long story short my dad is a pos who doesn't know how to put effort into relationships and he sees women as objects
>>42764304Dying without ever experiencing romantic love
>>42764189i dont know. i dont think i can. im so not the person i used to be it eats me up that im jsut getting worse n worse social skills n optimism by the dayhhhghg i hate this part of me though because im shooting down genuine advice and likeits just been 5 years of this and the only thing thats changed is i thought it would get better before it then got exceedingly worse->>42764242yea i get that...youre not wrong....im sorry. i think i would crumble at any point in your story if i havent technically crumbled already. i rly hope u get out of it, whatever the answer is cuz i have no clue. other than doing what im already doing n not getting discouraged 3-4 times a day >_> assumign any of this is even going to amount to anything cuz i can see cracks forming everywhere n knowing me. im gonna go down the same path that got me here haaa
>>42764335You’re a genius and the voice of a generation Alex
>>42764340i hear women tend to go after their fathers. this bodes well for us
>>42764334I don't love dogs but I really like small dogs and would consider having one as a pet. I think all dogs bigger than a shiba should be banned though
>>42764335When did alex announce this break
>>42764336Yes and before any evidence of widespread settlement, so they would've been just packs of them scattered about. It was probably a very very lonely and isolated time. And then imagine being old enough to see the change and the numbers bounce back, knowing your grandchild will be the first of a great storm of humanity. I wonder if they had that confidence though, or if they were just scared like new parents often are.
fear is one of the weakest emotions you can have and i pity people that suffer from it
>>42764354In general i think all dogs have a purpose they are built for. Problem is when you try to make a dog be something its not. Some dogs are built for fighting Larger animals. A pitbull could be a good pet. if you live in the ghetto by yourself and are afraid. The dog will protect you. But maybe leave the pitbulls out of your suburban family.But I have a small dog. One day I want a bigger dog. I never thought dogs would grow on me. Like how predictable they are. Simple creatures they are.
>>42764266Ew, I’m not polish
I think the only thing I would change about my genes is making my dad's side half east Asian half black. Bc as a collector with fomo having only 3/4 is cancer. I can pass on Arab and south Asian though
>>42763977lia a cute.>QOTTnope, i'm a golfer. i'm a sedentary tranny. i need someone to carry me
>>42764345I promise you all those good traits and skills are still there. > because im shooting down genuine advice and likeThat's okay, it's very easy to give advice and it's much harder to actually live it, especially when everything seems so hopeless. You can't beat yourself up about it though, that's just going to create a complex and make this whole thing into some big mountain to climb, but it's not. It's just a road ahead that you'll take a few steps on every day. Maybe some days you'll stumble or go backward, but you just have to keep going. One day you'll wake up and this will all be a bad memory. My first advice would be getting back out there to meet people, build a social network, a support network of people you can turn to in these moments, people you can rely on.
>>42764345Something I have had to come to terms with and have gotten into a ton of arguments with people over is the acceptance that there is no such thing as karma, or justice, and no one gets what they deserve, they only get what other people think they deserve. Karma only exists if someone sees another person they feel should have good things happen to them, and decides they will make that happen. If you want good things to happen to you, or anyone else for that matter, the only way to make sure it happens is to do it yourself. If you can turn that into intrinsic motivation then you win at life.
>>42764279HUH??? What’s a chiclid are you calling me a bad word?
>>42764295Holy fuck that is some insane shit lmao>>42764352Nah I'm the exact opposite. Tough luck bozo>>42764295>id have to pull up a chair and take notes ;)If you want my address just ask, I'll fax it to you
>>42764384Anon it's pretty obvious from context clues that he's guessing what species of fish you have. Maybe you're just being funny though.
>>42764372im scared all the time
>>42764384But I don’t have any fish? ;-;
I feel like the darker the skin the nicer the tranny. Me and this devil girl are just tenshi
>>42764372Fear is good. Fear is what stops you from making a bad decision. You cant win every battle. Fear is what prevents you from Hurting yourself.Also I always wanted to live in a desert oasis.
>>42764364The only thing I envy is how easy it must have been to find comfortable elbow room
>>42764389I meant to reply here >>42764395Don’t be rude… I don’t have any fish. I don’t know what would imply I own fish, or how I would know the specific names of any household fish..
Need 2 die
>>42764401no offense but i cant take anything you say seriously knowing youre fat. even if you were making a valid point, youre gonna die early and agonizingly. have you tried being afraid of that?
>>42764395>>42764407Okay. This really ain't making me laugh that much, but okay.
>>42764418(o _o)
Wine and cheese except its Pepsi and gushers
Rum and coke except it's chocolate milk and pepsi
>>42764430You're cute at least
>>42764417We'll all die sooner or later anon. I do eat home-cooked meals in excess. Avoid fast food.Im pretty content. Its mostly due to current lifestyle. In the future. I have excess food and live a sedentary well paying life. But maybe ill lose weight once that changes. Maybe get a more active job. Job kinda has me stuck at home :]
shot of jameson except its benadryl
>>42764449Thank you. Wait until you see my breasts.
Shot of Benadryl but it's Jameson
I feel like gyuuki is a guy but wtvr
>>42764459Was that on the menu? I feel like I'm overdressed for the occasion.
>>42764452homelessness solves all this. if you just went on welfare and snap and bought a george for men grill minimal organic ground beef and vegetables from farmers market you would be shredded beautiful and have 16 hours of freedom a day. when will thingsfags learn?
Insane pull from me
>>42764471Perhaps I’m underdressed
>>42764472No tits, big ass, the true ideal.
This one was a gimmeDo chaser bros watch naruto?
>>42764479Ah yes, the blurry Minecraft river technique
>>42764483I sure hope you are.
>>42764381youre right . only way to do that is a job or school so i just need to keep grinding at that. or maybe this DBT group ill be going to but idk in my last one at least they didnt let u share phone numbers even if we skirted around it anyways>>42764383this does feel better to hear in a weird way. im schizobrained i rly do try n look for patterns like that lol. but trying to think im not being punished or rewarded is better than the alternativethank you n im sorry i hit the stage where i feel like an attention whore by talking abt any of this i rly appreciate it n im sorry this got so self-pitying on my end
>>42764490LOLThe funny thing is she never uses this again this was back when the power system was more loose and they could just kinda do stuff. I only got it bc i recognized the chunin exam arena.
can y'all help me out here? I'm genuinely trying to attract a life partner. I'm done with the games. preferably a trans woman but I'm open to other genders now as long as we're attracted to each other and love each other.what can I do, change or fix to have a trans woman actually love me or it least find me desirable. I'm happy to provide a home and everything she needs to feel safe.most of my friends are in relationships and seem super happy. I'm... well... it's just not happening for me and I think I'm definitely the problem, I just want to identify and fix it.oh and unfortunately, I'm Rick. The curse is strong
>>42764510I don’t watch Naruto, but I had that Naruto fighting game on either wii or PlayStation. She had this one power where she throws a sharp flower, and it kills them. ^_^
>>42764508DBT is great, I know a lot of people who have gotten a ton out of it. I hope it works well for you too.
>>42764478Yeah I guess. Right now im the one tasked with caring for my parents. So even if I did start dating its not like I can bring them home or leave the house for long. So I guess ill just see how things go. One day. ill get the house, possibly an suv. and some inheritance. But rn theres not much I can do. So why not eat, play videogames, smoke weed, drink alcohol, and just have patience.But once my task is done. Ill have to move on, find a job. Maybe ill care for other old people. I like caregiving. But ill probably branch off to something similar.
>>42763977faggots are disgusting kek
Advice? I’m dating a guy, but I’m super weird about sex. We’ve been together for 2 years, and we’ve done some stuff… but I just can’t have sex. He doesn’t show any signs of being upset, and he is very sweet and gentle (except when he had a breakdown and begged me).
>>42764543Why don't you have sex with him?
>>42764543let him hit
>>42764543>He doesn’t show any signs of being upset>except when he had a breakdown and begged meHe's upset but he's trying to prioritize your comfort over his own well-being and in the long term this will build up resentment and you will be dumped.
>>42764512ive been completely ignored, ive been socially shunned. I see this now
When do I get to see Fish-anon's breasts
>>42764304god it's such an annoying fucking Reddit answer but I really can't think of anything other than emotional vulnerability. it's rare that I feel scared I'm a good man in a storm for some reason>>42764543I think the move is just to keep having open and honest conversations about it. if he's reaching that point it might be a sign that he's feeling some stuff he isn't talking about. I hope things work out
>>42764512have you tried kissing me
>>42764548I just have trouble having sex with men I’m close to. Idk I was sexually assaulted in the past.>>42764556…>>42764557Hmm, I do other things for him, and I’m trying to work myself up to it. He pays for everything, and is constantly comforting and helping me. I imagine in reality he wouldn’t leave me, but it still frightens me.
Mexican or Chinese
>>42764569You’re right. He is super great at communicating… me not so much. He has been wanting me to get a therapist.
>>42764573I was in a relationship exactly like this. Broke up after 3 years.
>>42764573Go to therapy for it.
>>42764543go to therapy retard
>>42764580whatever you do DO NOT go to therapy. they will hurt you. they will force feed you pills that slowly kill your soul. have sex, dont have sex. doesnt matter. just dont start taking pills
>>42764579Mexican. Chinese takeout is slop
>>42764067Fuxking kek
Honestly I just need to fucking send it. It could very well go horribly but I'm going to regret it forever if I don't at least try to my best ability
>>42764588>>42764583The main reason I don’t want to go to therapy is I already know everything a therapist would tell me. Realistically, what could a stranger tell me that I don’t already know…
if i was in a relationship with her bf i would let him hit
>>42764595How to have sex with your boyfriend lmao
>>42764543Trauma or latent homosexuality?
Beanboy or blaire
>>42764582As the man or woman? And could you explain some more?
>>42764583>>42764585Nice try, therapists
>>42764601Oh I shoulda read moreFind a good emdr therapistShit is kinda spooky how well it works
>>42764592send hole
>2 years of tolerating this insane bitch>doesn't even get to fuck herbro is going to rope, or leave you
>>42764604I was the man, and what's there to explain? She had body image issues and I wanted to be patient and let her work it out. But she showed no indication of actually putting in the work to do this, despite saying she intended to. So it became a wedge between us and eventually we broke up.
>>42764611Only my future fubsband will see that. Chaser btw
>>42764600“Put his dick inside you.” Yes, obviously. Go to your happy place… ground breaking.>>42764601Is my bf gay? I pass completely if that’s what you’re asking.
>>42764543You didnt give any real context thatd let anyone give proper advice, namely, what is it thats stopping you. I dated someone with a lot of mental baggage regarding sex that made them go from nympho to having a panic attack the moment I grabbed their ass. I tried to be supportive but that shit just doesn't work if the non-traumatized person still wants to have sex. It'll just slowly fall apart.You probably need to work through some shit, mental hangups and what not. You'll have to figure out what exactly yourself though. BF can be a real help with it too if he's not retarded, feeling safe goes a long way. Some hormonal stuff you can fuck around with can also help. Not just prog, but I dont remember the names. Some people take issue with the idea of taking shit that makes them horny but personally I would absolutely take that shit and zinc supps if I met a girl who was hornier than me.
>>42764595Ok. If your trauma cannot be overcome with therapy then your choices are be honest with your boyfriend and say if he's to stay with you he has to come to terms with the fact that you will be celibate for the foreseeable future or see a psychiatrist. No need to drag him along for something that he's not signed up for if he's expecting you to eventually have a sexual relationship
>>42764570I should, kiss dawgy all the time
if had a bf i would let him hit once a week or more at least
>>42764612Im not insane! I just run hot. I’m fun.
>>42764580therapy is useful for me personally but not for everyone. it's less about someone telling you things you don't know and more about working through your feelings in conversation. idk it just helps me feel a little more ordered in my thinking it gives me a lot of structure
are that many of you seriously mental midgets?
>>42764617Okay so why don't you do it then? Letting your relationship implode for fun because you have an ego?
>>42764639Wtf is a mental midget
you
>>42764641I have a low tolerance for suffering.I appreciate the advice everyone. I guess asking for advice is pointless when it’s fuck or get fucked. Thank you all regardless.
>>42764588That is psychiatry, not therapy>>42764595This is dunning-kruger. There are bad therapists, sure. You're too in your own head to adequately assess and make the right changes
>>42764641i would not rush to describe not wanting to be raped as "having an ego"
>>42764652i promise you things are less fuck or get fucked than they appear. good luck
Listening to some absolute bangers instead of sleeping hell yeah
>>42764658Neither would I, I'm talking about a refusal to go to therapy because "you know better" meanwhile your relationship explodes because you are just oh so much smarter than a therapist.
I get to do therapy on Thursday, yayI have so much hot goss to fill her in on and get advice aboutThese trannies been putting me thru shit
>>42764663Go to sleep fatty
im having an awesome anxiety attack right now but im also aware what it is and just surfing through it lol
>>42764656go back
WHERE IS MY WEREWOLF BOYFRIENDGRRRRRAAAHGGJGHHH *rips off my asking alexandria shirt*
>>42764656I kinda agree. I've talked to multiple therapists for preliminary talks and they have told me what op thinks is true of them. But I myself struggle to believe OP bc if that's the case then she will just never have a sexual relationship sans brain numbing drugs from a psych to not get a trauma response from it. So for her sake I hope she's wrong
>>42764656Yes, I know I’m being dramatic, and I asked for advice in bad faith. I do think therapy can be helpful. The few times I went were to get hormones, and the session were painfully awkward.
>>42764667i feel if the hope is for therapy to teach you how to endure it and fuck that's not something that's going to happen. it takes a very, very long time to work through sexual trauma
rick probably goes to therapy to cry about being a fat queer
>>42764667Well I am… kek
>>42764694i think i might go to therapy to cry about being a fat queer
>>42764690Literally who said any of that? Why are you putting words in my mouth. Of course it would take a long fucking time, that's why you start today. Or better yet, two fucking years ago when you knew this was a problem. >>42764696Then I guess your relationship is just fucked and it's god that you know that.
>>42764700you seem a little worked up. are you in therapy for that?
>>42764698But you already do that here, why do you need to do it in therapy? Are we not good enough?
>>42764709i go to therapy to cry about being a fat queer. i come here to let you all hear the cry of the fat queer. it's similar but different
>>42764700Will you be my therapist?
>>42764682Sorry babe I got fat.
>>42764708I'm worked up because you're being a smarmy ass as usual, making up stupid shit and trying to paint this negatively while a person actually needs help. Like are you here to help or just to roam the sidelines for cute little dunks? Shut the fuck up for once
>>42764716*eats you*
i would make the best therapist probably ever but i know if i had to sit through 7 years of bullshit school to get a therapy license theyd drain the energy i need to thoroughly get all my points across
>>42764714Gladly. God knows you fucks need the help.
>>42764671Yo im not fat and how can i sleep when this is playing on my earhttps://youtu.be/cWMm28piiBg?si=kl96lw85RuzI78nl&t=81
>>42764718I apologize if my comments about therapy to address my latent trauma regarding sex made you frustrated wonderful…
i would make the best therapist ever because i would simply eat my client and then boom problem solved :)
>>42764718that poor soul left thinking their only option was to find a way to endure marital rape. clearly your attempt at helping was at best only marginally harmful
>>42764733You're fine. That was a reply to Bronya, you can tell from the lack of a (You), super genius.
>>42764729When can we start
>>42764731why are you not fat?
Another reason to not like fat ppl is that they snore
>>42764738I was just addressing the general tone represented in the messages. And thank you!
>>42764742Cause i don't wanna be fat, i like fat women though
>>42764722Haha noooo babe dont vore me haha
>>42764747i find the snoring kinda sexy
>>42764737Holy shit, again nobody fucking said that except for her. I literally just agreed with you it's a multi year long process of unpacking sexual trauma not for her to accept having her body used. Go fuck yourself, it's disgusting to use this woman and her situation to try and grandstand about shit you're pulling straight out of your grody ass. You can just say nothing, that's allowed.
Only thing fast about me sure my breasts
>>42764694>>42764698I do this
>>42764753i see. i don't understand why you would think that but i suppose it's okay
>>42764760solidarity
I was an armchair therapist for a bunch of people here and even stopped multiple suicide attempts. You'll never guess how that ended for me.
>>42764759This is a good post I like you
>>42764759its okay baby take a deep breath and give it another go
>>42764754GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!
>>42764761What do you not understand? Are you trying to ragebait me bronya
>>42764774FAT breasts. Though if I bounce they’re pretty fast i guess
I ordered 2 carne asada fries because they said I could get one for free so I did
>>42764739Let's start now, what's on your mind. >>42764751It's hard not to be frustrated with a dumbass trying to paint everything in the worst interpretable light possible. But yes of course I'm frustrated with you too, you asked for advice and have zero interest in following what was the obvious consensus. So did you actually want advice or did you just want to talk? If the latter I've got great news about this new thing called therapy.
>>42764757i apologise if i came across as grandstanding i can assure you that's not how it reads to me. i wonder what it is i'm missing
>>42764778I just dont understand why you wouldnt want to be fat. have you sat in a chair before
>>42764770Codependency, attachment issues, and ghosting
>>42764781how fast are we talking. could you take someone's eye out
>>42764770well have you tried being a normal chair therapist or a couch therapist or a table therapist or a side table therapist or a coffee table therapist or a or a
>>42764802what happened to chaise longue therapists. i was told there would be a lot more chaise longues
>>42764808chaises longues?
>>42764786I do recognize I asked for advice in bad faith. Especially when I’m at a point where I just can’t receive it. My boyfriend really pushes for therapy, and I will end up going whether I want to or not. (Though he really wants me to see a psychiatrist for medication). I wouldn’t burden you with it all, but I appreciate the blunt truths from you and the rest. (o_ o)
>>42764789I don't want your apology, I want you to not be an annoying asshole crawling up and looking for a way to have your doomer opinions of men confirmed. It's exhausting that every convo with you is regularly interpreted in bad faith and I'm not interested in tossing out fifty million caveats any time I share an opinion, you need to learn to assume better of people. It's obnoxious as all fuck. Genuinely go talk to a therapist.
>>42764808My the rapist tells me I can lay down on the couch if I want to but that seems performative, right
>>42764795Yes i have sat in a chair what kinda question is that, I don't wanna be fat because being fat causes health problems and i personally don't find it aesthetically pleasing on myself, but like i said im very attracted to fat women
If I learn Spanish will that sound better or worse than English
>>42764801Like lay on your back and run fast, kinda fast
im an empath that doesnt feel sympathy. i care deeply about my sad sad poor patients. i know youre sad. i can fix all of your problems but only if you listen to my every word
>>42764814i do go to a therapist anon. i only read what you write. i apologise if you find that threatening>>42764817totally performative for sure. bet its probably comfy as fuck tho>>42764818sure yeah but sitting in a chair is like way more comfortable when you're fat. like its night and day
Making my axewound tranny wear a strap on while I fuck her so something jiggles off her at least Until I finish saving up for her restorative penisplasty surgery
>>42764808mm, too daring to recline in the presence of non-intimates. next.
>>42764813>I wouldn’t burden you with it all, but I appreciate the blunt truths from you and the rest.It's hardly a burden, it's just conversation. Your boyfriend had a breakdown though, I think it's something to take seriously.
>>42764826i see...
>>42764543What's a tranny good for if they can't put out?
>>42764828You're pissing me off
>>42764828>i only read what you write.No you don't though, that's exactly my point. You invented an entire fantasy of me encouraging marital rape. And then you expect me not to find that offensive? Genuinely go fuck yourself, you are an actual asshole, a bad person.
I still don't know what it is therapists exactly do
Making my tranner a floppy ear hat with the skin she has removed after her orchi to show I care about her interests
>>42764831real, yes.>>42764840i'm sorry :( i hope u can feel that level of comfort one day>>42764846Slow handjob with eye contact while they tell you you're a good boy
>muh traumaWhy can't trannies just be normal?
>>42764846I'm tired
>>42764846>t. my dadjust send the money you frickin gasbag
Superglueing my trannys srs gash shut and telling her if I ever smell that thing open up and flapping around in my house again I'll staple it shut next time
>>42764843i am not. but i understand if that is how you feel. i hope your therapist is well-compensated
>>42764846They take your money and tell you lies
>>42764840tell your therapist about it
>>42764797Yep, though also even worse. Most people at least were apatheic enough to take my help, fuck off and forget I even existed. Some of them decided they had to try to ruin my life for the percieved slight that was keeping them from slitting their wrists.>>42764802I was going to school to be a real therapist but I felt there was a large contingent of people who didnt trust therapy but who I often helped the most. I gave up on all that after being forced to recognize that I havent met a single person who put a fraction of the effort into me that I out into helping all those people.
>>42764858Yeah yeah you're so smarmy and above all this. How clever, how hilarious. You fucking suck you fat loser.
>>42764851>Slow handjob with eye contact while they tell you you're a good boyThis would fix way way more people than cbt or talk therapy