Man: Bisexuality exists. Some people like both, in fact>Cisbian/straight ftm: Why are you trying to rape me with your rape penis, bipedo scrote? Just because I "haven't met the right dick yet"? No means no! #metoo>mtf: No, that's actually not possible because I am a woman, so that makes you straight!>Gaydens: No, actually that's not possible because I am a man, so that means you're gay!>Straight ciswomen/gay men: So you're gay? You need to lose the self hate, it's ok to be gay!>Transbians: Stop being creepy and transition already, repper skinwalker!Woman: Bisexuality exists, tee hee, see I am holding hands with my female friend, are you turned on yet? *immediately marries a man and bears his children*
