▶/ftmg/ OP:https://rentry.org/ftmg▶ /ftmg/ tapmap:https://tagmap.io/tag/ftmg▶Info:Am I Trans? https://rentry.org/ftmg1How we knew (Stories): https://rentry.org/ftmg2What is Gender Dysphoria? https://www.psychiatry.org/dsm5mtf▶Hormones:Basic HRT: https://apps.carleton.edu/campus/gsc/assets/hormones_FTM.pdfHormones and the Body: A Brief Overview: https://www.ftmguide.org/hormonebasics.html▶Passing:How to Deepen Your Voice: [YouTube] how to deepen your voice - ftm (embed)Binding: https://www.ftmguide.org/binding.htmlCreating a Realistic Bulge: https://www.ftmguide.org/packing.html▶Workout Plan:Workout Plan Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W1iX0C1bUncjduC9uQB3KbjBdZNCJm9Wl9327wOk3kg/edit#gid=0How to Start Working Out - FTM Fitness: [YouTube] How To Start Working Out - FtM Fitness (embed)FTM Fitness Day 1 (Chest, Shoulders, & Triceps): [YouTube] FtM Workout Plan | DAY 1 - CHEST, SHOULDERS, & TRICEPS (Push Day) (embed)FTM Fitness Day 2 (Back, Traps, & Biceps): [YouTube] FtM Workout Plan | DAY 2 - BACK, TRAPS, & BICEPS (Pull Day) (embed)FTM Fitness Day 3 (LEGGGGG DAY): [YouTube] FtM Workout Plan | Day 3 - LEG DAY (embed)▶Surgery Information:The Ultimate FTM Top Surgery FAQ: https://www.topsurgery.net/faq/▶Timelines:https://imgur.com/a/0vJFTNdQOTT1: who are your husbandos-QOTT2: what are you thoughts on male socialization post-transition-QOTT3How much can you bench? ( Use poll pls )https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2dBeKZps: remember to make proper OPs in the future Prev: >>42745466
>>42771918kissable tummy
I never tried to fucking kill you. Don't fucking act like I wanted to kill you. I wanted to put up enough of an act to get the cops, so I could charge them and get shot to death. No one would get hurt who didn't deserve it. There is nothing I deserve more than to die. Sadly, I would be forcing a cop to pull the trigger. Why? BECUASE IM FUCKING EVIL. BECAUSE I WANT TO PUT YOU THROUGH TRAUMA AND MISERY, DONT I? ISNT THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING SAY? ISNT THAT WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY? THAT I INFLICT MYSELF ON OTHERS? IM NOTHING BUT MISERY? EVERY SINGLE DAY. HOW WOULD I NOT WANT TO DIE? WHY WOULD I STILL NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING BUT DIE. IVE SPENT THE PAST 9 YEARS SINCE THEN AVOIDING YOU BECAUSE I FEEL SO GUILTY ALL I WANT TO DO IS TO LAY DOWN AND CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. I DONT DESERVE FORGIVENNES I DEServe to fucking die. that's all i need. I just want to fucking die. Sadly, any 'mental health' intervention is only likely to RUIN MY LIFE and MAKE IT WORSE. Just like that psych ward stay did. I couldn't tell anyone why or else I would be deemed insane. Why would I have wanted to kill my own mother? I DIDNT. I DIDNT WANT RUMORS BUT NOW.. BUT NOW. EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT BEHIND MY BACK AND ALWAYS HAS. because i have always been an evil creature that everyone has longed to see destroyed. just let me fucking do it already.
the timelines imgur doesnt work
>>42771918>QOTT1: who are your husbandosKiryu / Clive / Squall>QOTT2: thoughts on male socialization post-transitionHardest shift is the expectations that came with it early on, people treated like google and thought I knew how to do something I didn't
Whoops I fucked up the link for the 3rd questionhttps://strawpoll.com/LVyK2dBeKZ0
>>42771918QOTT1: Takumi Sumino. Everyday I get sad that he's not real and that I can't rape him.QOTT2: I like being taken seriously
>>42772204Rape isn't malebrained, it's gross
>>42772238I'm referencing a fembrained game I'm not trying to be malebrained. I just really want to abuse him
>>42771971Nigga shut UP
>>42772250I would stuff him full of vibrating eggs and step on his stomach until he orgasmed
>>42772289It's what he was made for after all!
> QOTT1: who are your husbandos? QOTT2: what are you thoughts on male socialization post-transition1.Alhaitham and Kaiba but currently it's mostly Alhaitham. 2. Kinda wish I had more dudes in my life so I could have that socialization.
>>42771918I'm going to make him mine wish me luck winning the 50/50
>>42771971who is this
>>42771918>"How to Start Working Out"You guys don't need to include that lol
You lazy retards never remove the (embed) in the OP, and then cry that no one posts the template, as if anyone is actually clicking on any of these things. Only post HRT links and tagmap.
>>42772618Flins from Genshin Impact
None of you fuckers wished me luck, not getting invited to the body pillow wedding if you don't
im doing jumping jacks naked and my dick and nuts are slappin and its annoying
>>42772972Jump on this cock baby boy
considering this surgery
am i the only guy that doesnt care about packing?
>>42773001>remove waist fatwouldn't it just accentuate your hips?
Does anyone else glue their packer on? I mean, I still want to have a cock when I'm naked. I shave a spot where I can plant the packer, but sometimes the glue catches a hair and it hurts like fuuuuuuck.
>>42773001I look like right when I lose weight. You might just need to work out
>>42773036I'm only ever dick out to piss fuck or shower so I don't need a packer for those occasions. Packer in boxers is fine for me>>42773026
If i was a cute girl and not an ugly ogre id female Maxx and take advantage of female privilege to have a good lifeT. Ugly pooner
>>42773076Kill yourself
>>42773001You have a lot of loose skin or are you just looking to remove fat?>>42773026Not exactly. If you’re in the middle-to-high range of healthy weight, fat, or willing to gain weight beforehand, lipo is another way you can permanently modify your weight distribution. The caveat is that it’s a waste of money (as T typically does enough on its own), except in specific circumstances.
>>42773305you're not very convincing you sound like someone who doesnt know what they are talking about not going to lie. opinion discarded
>>42773620What I stated was simplified to avoid essayposting, but perhaps I overdid it. If you have any further questions, I’d be happy to answer them when I have the time, and can provide additional resources if you want to do your own research.
>>42773931you sound very stupid sorry im going to ignore anything you say
>>42773951Works for me. Have a good one.
>>42773076Boys are cuter than girls.
I need to get top surgery this year so I can have sex with my boyfriend. Can I get good results even without working out/building pecs first?
>>42774144If A cup, yes, but it still takes a long time assuming you put in a great amount of effort. Otherwise no.
>>42774204I'll get scars regardless though.
>>42774144just get itit doesnt matter
>>42774344I will, but I want to look good. I plan on getting the scars lasered off regardless, but I care about the overall appearance of the chest and the nipples as well.
>>42772263I have to confess it is my will.>>42772618Schizo schizo schizo little man little boy whatever I am not what you want to be but none can be as DEPRAVIED AND SINFUL AS I. have you ever met a truely evil child? one that is silent? that doesnt act out? only to be cruel through their inaction and ill temper? Have you? HAVE YOU? Have you ever been him? Have you ever seen him? I was him. Her. Zer. whatvever. I amthe demon child. My mother wanted me dead. I was set to be in a pysch ward my entire life but my demon possession tricked the doctors
bought the wrong hair dye at the grocery store but used it anyway...i so orange
all my friends are abandoning me. I havent been invited out in a long ass time and I've even left the dead group chat and gotten no response. I know there is another one without me. No one will tell me what I did of course. They all act nice amd polite when I see them, even going out of their way to say hi. I can see the disgust in their faces. People think I smell awful and act even worse yet they milk me for laughs until im too evil or boring and they dump me. Le sigh.
larps getting lazier
>>42775518replies like this are exactly the reason whu I'm in my current situation. People don't listen until emotions get extreme and then they laugh and they mock.
People smirk and laugh at me constantly. They side eye me, think me stinky, and ridicule me. It is well known I am a 'murderer'z or at least 'an attempted one, fhat psycho' but the knowledge of this knowledge itself is hidden from me, at least in theory. What ensues is under breath curses.
>>42775506Man just embrace isolation its really not so bad, its really nice to not ever have to worry about anyone else and just do ur own thing and not have to worry about getting abandoned either
>>42775570not fooling anyone
>>42775613its misery. I camt go out without 'wingmen'. I am naturally social but awful at it.
>>42775692wah wah wah all foids have 2039303 ftiends whobwant to fuck them constantly therefore all ftms are just whiny bitches because afabs cant truly be demonspawn cam they wah wah
my voice is breaking after less than 3 weeks on T i like this shitanyone else who did voice training pre T? wondering if its just cause of that or if high T pre T and good reaction to T maybe
>>42775716wow your larp fell apart quickly
good morning ftmg what do you put in your coffee
>>42771918thank you for posting my chudsband as the op. ok bye sorry to bother
>>42772589Good luck anon, he's super fun to play
>>42774512Nta. Never too early to start working out but be careful choosing your surgeon. Look at their results, etc. It will likely look like it’s healing for the rest of the year regardless.
>>42771918>Thread pic is a Genshin Impact characterWe need better taste, guys.
>blue board>this is the adfuck this stupid ass site
>>42776419desu plenty of genshin characters are kinda meh but that guy is one of those tall and intimidating but soft spoken pretty guys that make me feel a certain kinda way i cant help myself
>>42777656They're all mid anon
>>42779715Not into genshin but this is probably the only attractive one I've seen. I would prefer for him to have bigger muscles or more fat though
>>42780379Or hell more body hair. I just want them to be more bara-like instead of generic yaoi men
did you know that if you dip your tdick in onions sauce you can taste it?
Can a white boy who says the n word be accepted
>>42780379I wrote something like this earlier almost word-for-word but deleted after realizing I don’t know his name, and didn’t care to look. But based, great minds think alike, etc.
>chest becomes a grey/brown color when I am lying down, likely due to excess skin Will this go away when I'm post-OP
>>42780799Based as fuck. I just looked up "genshin impact bara" and found him in like 3 seconds
when i was girlmoding my whole life i never got any attention from guys. but after transitioning they all want me like crazy.what up with this? are ftms desired this much?i know what it feels like to be a 10/10 now
>>42781420Did you start taking care of yourself more
>>42781420We are becoming more well known in the gay community. People are understanding we make better bottoms and better boyfriends overall. As time goes on we will only become more sought after but the population of trans guys should increase aswell.
>>42781492no all i did was cut my hair short and take tapparently that is enough to become a male model>>42781510are we in some type of golden period where people are hyped about ftmsbut also the population of ftms is still small?if yes i need to take advantage of this
lol
trans guys cannot stop winning
>UOHHHH IM POONING!!! DADDY IM POONING!>comments full of "literally me" "this is my dream omg"really makes you think>>42771918I want to breed this fa(e)ggot and his stupid little twinky boyfriend.
>>42782127sex and gender isnt the same
update I told my roommmate he's not hitting it anymore because we need to have a neutral cohabitation
My art account is popping off and I'm getting commissions yay
>>42782127why do they have boobs if they got top surgery
>>42782274Fat
>>42782279bruh im fat and dont have that
>>42782207Update us again tomorrow when you inevitably let him hit again lmao
>>42780559If you put garlic up the front hole you can taste it in your mouth
>>42776206I have so much love for you thank you for being my shining ray of hope. Will let you know
>>42782335Figging
My boyfriend (ftm) comes back from his parents' home on Monday night and today I started nofap so that I will have a gallon of cum ready to welcome him back with.I wanted you all l to hear that so you'll never settle for less
>>42782420reality: nofap will have you finish in 2 seconds. just do semen retention instead
>>42782420As a cum fetishist, right o! Flood him biblically
>>42782415Oh so none of us are good people
>>42782420why can't things like this ever happen to me
Wow I really did live for long enough to see Terje go Charlemagne on this gen and reconquer it for straight doods, just for migratory replacement to gaydenize it all over again. I'm a living history book.
>>42782767Men are for cock just accept it
My loving terf mommy figure wants me to stop taking T but im addicted to it idk what to do
>>42782821keep taking it and lie to her, you just have to know that you're near the end of this ride. If you can you should start looking for another terf to milk.terf's aren't human they don't deserve common curtesy.
How do I start anew and never masturbate ever again. I've reached the endpoint of this road
>>42782894What did you do to lead you to this decision, what legendary fetish did you jerk off to
>>42782899Shota feral scat rape
>>42771918I started watching this already cancelled crimeslop show because of YouTube shorts brainwashing and was absolutely blindsided by the fact that the main character is (1) literally canonically a trans man and (2) literally the only well done trans man in any fictional media. Unfortunately the actual show is pretty mid and is 60% him being a Redditor, 20% cool violence and 20% good crimeslop.
>>42782907Brother it's so fucking over for you
>>42782767Terje pretending to not be terje to test if he's still relevant.
>>42782928Precisely why I need to nuke this. There’s no simply going back so I need to become a monk. But how
>>42782907so it was a little boy getting shat on by an animal? >>42782948the moment terje comes back hes instantly the main character of the gen again
gf is mad at me and wont suck my tdick. now im posting here pent up and annoyed
Is this malebrained
>>42782988Exhibit 7691 of pooners being stuck at 11 years old
>>42782999>Device made in 2026>Game made in 2009 (PSP)>"!!!!! VIDEO GAME??!?!??!! 11 YEAR OLD!!!"Woman
>>42782913u fukn wot
>>42783023I play games too. Do you not see the rest of the picture
>>42783023Samefagging to flex my epic definitely-not-a-3ds nostalgia emulator>>42782999:)
>>42783089Nastiest hobbit feet stop making gamers look bad
>>42783096No
>>42771918Exposed boy bellies…Sniffing and licking exposed boy navel…Putting my hand down their pants and smelling my hand right after…
>>42783110Have you ever said the words "where my hug at" before
>>42783111>disgust when it doesn't smell like what a cis male would smell like
>>42783422Don't cis and trans male genitals smell the same? I'm a virgin so no clue
>>42783356Not once in my entire life
>>42783459Didnt u and terje abuse eachother or somwthing
>>42783542I'd say it was more one sided, except for the last day, but my therapist calls that reactive abuse. Never done it before, never did it after.Well, I don't feel like talking about terje, and considering it's been like, what, 5 years? and I come to shitpost and still get asked about the situation instead of being met with more shit posting, I'll try again next year maybe.
>>42783089Disgusting. Maintain your feet.
Imagine being dumb enough to date a literal BPD histrionic crackwhore like Terje who has a history of abusing the people who live with her
>>42783684Amazingly, sometime in the last 2 years my feet started just rapidly producing dead skin.Just took a shower and used the pumice stone, now they're fine.Taking this photo made my entire phone turn off
>>42783089>>42783459>>42783784TOE DADDY OMG ITS REALLY YOU
>>42783722Imagine being homeless and not spending enough time on /LGBT/ to know the ins and outs of every single character that once graced the board and/or /ftmg/ before considering the person who is offering you a home to live in during a period of your life where you didn't quite care if you died but preferred to be alive might have bad intentions>>42783830This is the first time I've been called that
Make this the ftm foot general. I had 3 ingrown toenail surgeries when I was a kid>>42783784The bottom of my feet used to peel off regularly. I think it was because I always walked around the house barefoot and never washed them
>>42783913I've always walked around everywhere I was allowed to barefoot. My feet were always wonderfully soft and smooth, except for the handful of times I got athletes foot (definitely don't have it right now). I think it's just age, about to turn 25. Maybe it's a side effect of a medication or hypothyroidism.
>>42783863>Imagine being homelessnta but I don't have to, was homeless for 2 years got my housing in november and got back on the T
>>42783913I got athlete’s foot for the first time in my life somehow. I keep using the medication but it just flakes and spreads like that disease from game of thrones.
>>42783937Unironically, drink a bunch of water and piss on your feet in the shower, after a few days of doing this it should clear up really quick, if not, time to go to the dermatologist or foot doctor
>>42783933>>42783937Brutal. I think I also might have gotten athlete's foot from my dad a lot when growing up. I assume his stuff flaked off and I caught it when walking barefoot. Never really bothered to treat it because I found peeling off the skin fun. Got another bout recently and I decided to clear it up with medication, not sure how taking care of your feet should look like in general aside from washing it with soap in the shower
>>42783953I got a urea cream stick at some point but haven’t used it yet. I think that’s what’s in the piss that helps.
getting bloodwork done tomorrow but i think my doctor is retarded and wrote down that i need a regular bloodwork instead of one specifically for testosterone even though i made it perfectly clear
>>42783976If you like peeling you should use one of those chemical foot peels. You put your feet in a little bag of acid for a while, then wash it off. A few days later your entire foot’s skin comes off like a glove.
>>42784002Thank you for blessing me with this knowledge amen
>>42783784>>42783913hot dogs>>42783933>think it's just age, about to turn 25I mean i'm 29 and my feet still look great, you need to moisturize em more often bro
>>42783110are you a wop
Vibeing myself retarded
How often are you supposed to say I love you to your partner?
>>42784181until he gives you money and then until you need more
>>42784197I said partner, not john.
Last digit of this post will determine how many .ml i inject....
>>42784341Poor little dood ...
>>42784363I changed my mindBut isnt it crazy how some people really microdose and take that little Like its not going to do anything What's What's the point
>>42784372Welching on a bet is fembrained, you don't deserve one drop of T
>>42784377Im early in my transition I dont want to fuck it up xoxo plus ive been doing a high dose it would be very irresponsible of me
>>42784381How long and what concentration is your T
>>427843944 months and 250mg
>>42784406>250mg>lowThat's standard cis male range
>>42784414No thats not what I meant, the vial is 250mg 10ml so its 250mg per 1 ml , if i inject 0.1 it would be like 25mg which is a poondose. I inject 0.4 usually which is 100mg
>>42784414I probably wouldnt inject 250mg at once I think that would present some bad effects and also be wasting it but it would be a funny meme
>>42782987updates??
>40 year old mom bodis there any hope for me
>>42784531>is there any hope for meLose weight fat retard
>>42784535that will make me pass less surely
EW WTF IS THIS GUY WEARING
>>42784537Fat people when the solution to their problem is simply losing weight:
>>42784545Is he wrong though? He's already rectangular like a man.
>>42784555>how can I look less like a 40 yo woman (fat)>by losing weight>no I can't do that! Losing hip fat can only masculinize you, by the way.
>>42784546How to stop looking lesbian
>>42784567There's no such thing as targeted weight loss. That's a meme to sell snake oil. When you lose weight, you lose weight generally all over the body. Also there are fat men. He looks like a fat man, not a fat woman.
>>42784546>>42784578You look like a theater kid high school boy.
>>42784578Try getting a different haircut but also honestly I think the biggest thing you need is more time on T
>>42784591I never did theater myself but I liked musicals and shii when I was a kid , so thats accurateIm 18>>42784592True im only like 3 soon to be 4 months on T right now
>>42784597Oh you’re 18. Don’t stress out over it then. I said you need more time on T because lesbians tend to look like young boys and I thought you were significantly older enough than that for it to be an issue but if you’re 18 then you’re just a baby faced teen guy
>>42784599Im 19 on March 16I really hope this doesn't mean I look old though lol but ya definitely I can see how lesbians would look like young boys I started t in november so im glad to have started before I was 19 cuz 18 seems better Thank you X
>>42784605Kek no. I meant that people like that tend to be gendered based on their environment. Looking like a young boy in a general public area or near a high school or something will make them be gendered male while being at an office job will make them be gendered female. Based off how you said you looked like a lesbian I thought that meant you were old enough for it to be an issue
>>42784578Needs to de poon
HOW DO I STOP EATING
>>42784691Eat more filling foods instead of stuff that makes you crave even more
i might be hypomanic and am on the verge of losing my job
>>42784546discount justin bieber lookin' ass
>>42782988I would kill myself for a 3ds
>>42784531GYMALL OF YOUHORMONES AND GYMIF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF WONDERING WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOUR SHIT PROPORTIONS BEFORE YOU POST THINK: AM I ON HORMONES? DO I WORK OUT? IF YOU DON'T THERE'S YOUR ANSWER
>>42784031post soles so I can bean flick
>>42784546You look like a 12/13yo boy permanently stuck in his acne phase
update I fucked my roomie again despite telling him we wouldn't do it anymore. he left the bathroom after his shower and it was too much for me. why am I like this? this year is doomed if I can't control myself
>>42785751Its an ayn Thor, clear purple pro model. $370https://www.ayntec.com/products/ayn-thor?variant=46692546478272
>>42786327Worst gayden problem: too much sexual sucess. Then you people keep asking why we are annoyed by your attitude.
>>42786362real, these fucking faggots use their pussy privilege to get laid by chasers and have the gall to come here and womansplain oh woe is me chad fucked me again doods I have it as bad as you straight ftms
im fucking headaches up and ibwork an hour . I called out yesterday amd its way too late now.
>>42786327Jesus christ nigga what is that dick made of it shouldnt be hard
>>42782988>>42783089>Ayn Thor players revealing they need to get off he game and take care of themselves I'm glad I bought an Anbernic
>>42786362>>42786421NTAYou talk as if being a whore and having sex with chasers was a desirable thing.I'm a gayden and I'm disgusted by those promiscuous whores.
>>42786358Disappointing
>>42785790Justified crashout
>>42783784The big toe calluses are insane, how did those even develop?
>>42788216Elliot is a D1 rollerblader
>>42784531What are you wearing poonbrother
>>42771918>Am I Trans? https://rentry.org/ftmg1KEKWhich tumblrina fuck wrote this?
>>42788406ikr, im gonna get an open vest to go over it
>>42788490Are you trying to look retarded.
>>42788525what? i look zased
>>42788544Lol.
has this general always had so many unabashedly promiscuous gayden whores? i haven't been here in way too long, i just came here to complain about being frustrated because i can't get a woman pregnant but i lost all desire to after scrolling through this thread
>>42788631Gayden is the majority of ftms.
>>42788649i know that but they could try to be a little more digniied, they're just acting like a bunch of public toilet whores
>>42776183Nothing. Milk/ice/sugar is fembrained as shit
>>42788678To be fair... Men be like that
>>42771918Why is his captain a femboy on HRT?
>>42788742This is ftmg
>>42788525He'll look better with the vest on. And I'm no fashion savant but maybe the color isn't helping...
>>42788732no, i don't think the average man behaves anything like this >>42786327, which just sounds like typical foidbabble to me. how the fuck can someone be on testosterone and even act like this.>yeah dood getting creampied by your roomie is so masc haha men be like that!
>>42784531You look like a european trying to fit into the 70s US disco scene
>>42788830Have you ever met cis gay bottoms?
>>42788925>B-But CIS men do it!NTA, Every time.Will you women ever get a new excuse?
>>42788925not even the average cis gay bottom has such femoid mannerisms and verbiage, even the most dedicated flamer fags have to make a concerted effort to be so fucking femalebrained, besides you're shifting the goalposts ; you just said ''men'' at first but now it's gay bottoms because you know no man acts like that. also cis gay bottom flamers are spiritually women
>>42788753R femboys allowed if they get mistaken for ftm?
>>42788678I've made a vow of celibacy because having sex while being trans is slow acting suicide.
>>42789153Allowed as what? Mtf?
>>42788830>no, i don't think the average man behaves anything like thisThe average man isn't gay and has no game, they can't just fuck their roomies. You need to go band 4 band when making the comparison.
>>42789415Not MtF since they identify as male but assume they have undergone mtf medical transition for insane Peter Pan reasons.
>>42788918To be honest, I hope I look European, not that I intentionally tried
>>42785867Can I get a mommy
>>42789465I'm sure there's a boy oder or femboy gen for that somewhere
i just injected 85mg instead of 65mg bc i was in a rush is this gonna suck really bad or is it not a big deal. pic unrel
post ftms in games
>>42790199You will aromanize and get 10000000000 pg/ml estrogen in your bloodYou’re fine
>>42772250dude just stop
>>42790296Leo Kliesen from Tekken.
>>42790296Looks like healthier Terje
>>42784490she sucked it
Do you niggas listen to osamason
>>42790337am i gonna be hornier than usual ):
Poonbros, is he real?>>42788504
>>42791491update: i am horny and have been masturbating for over an hour fml ban me from looking at boobs>>42792571elaborate
>>42790764looks nothing like Terje
>>42792753Saw it on /passgen/ and wondering if it's really a pooner?
Liddle doods!
does anyone here still wear panties? they're just more comfy idk >.<
>>42793010>panties>comfywhat brand
>>42793010Even if they weren't associated with women I still wouldn't wear them because I used to always have it run up between my ass
>>42792998Tiny little 5'1" doods getting plapped.
I will never be able to have a normal male height
>>42782988Elliot>Thor>Hydrated>sheets on bed>two vapes on standbyTerje>no games>dry>no sheets on bed>meth on standbyWho really won in the end?
Is it fembrained to say "I love you" often in a relationship?
>>42793304Maybe. Is it for your mom, dad, or sister?
>>42793325Boyfriend.
>>42793349That's alright in comparison to the last 3 listed
>>42793373That's a relief then, he's the only person I say "I love you" to.
>>42783784>>42783913>>42784031none of you delusional holes are a size 12 minimum, you will never pass as a man. put those disgusting hobbit hooves away.
>>42776206HE CAME HOME ANON YOU'RE THE BEST
>>42793493>the big steppers anon was hoping to see
>>42793493I don’t careI actually do need to take better care of my feet though
THERE IS A FACEBOOK GROUP CENTERED AROUND 'VICTIMS OF MY ABUSE' I FEEL SICK. i havent gone into work in 4 days. I cant stop seeing visions of my sins. I need to die. I need ti be punished.
>>42793689>Using FacebookThe true source of your suffering
>>42793697I DONT USE IT. Are you so stupid to believe me to be in it? The fact that it exists and people are stalking me is harmful, but i deserve ti be hunted like a sick boar
>>42793724Shut up liar, you just said you saw a Facebook group. And you haven't been to work in 4 days? You're probably on Reddit, too.
why hasnt schizoanon been killed yet? why has no one taken the plunge? because he zir she xir her shor purr is a worthless sack of shit who deserves to be slowly peeled and rotated, heat above, cold below. Theres no one more deserving in all of his timezone
>>42793584jesus christ, congrats, you feetpass, i thought this was /mmg/ for a second
>>42793741I never said saw you little brain leech. I have heard of it. Verbally. With my ears. Before I stopped going to work. Do you understand? Do abnormal non 9-5 mon to fri schedules exist? Hmmmmmm?!? Idiot
I'm going to lose my job and idk car no car zero cars. I didn't sleep for nearly 48 hours without assistance but ........m..... i said mental health so im in a position of bith being prime extermination material but also protected by SJW PC Culture In My Country . prevents many things.
I Will Be Killed By The City For Cleansing Of Sins
>>42793747Wow. I can’t see my feet as anything other than a hairy woman’s so thank you.
SO MANY LOSER LARPERS LARP LARP LARP hop hop. Kermit the frog aka Hordan Peters9n says to warsh your little boi cock and rub it up and down less unless youre bouncing those bazo9ngas for da lourd. Ah, well, That is my desire, but it is not to be so....
>>42793751>>42793758Don't you have a subreddit to go moderate? Or do you plan on skipping work again?
Oaoaoaoaoaoa oh wowow Let me Guess. I am being documented. The se sors. the door being unlocked TWICE since the start if this year. The constant acquisitions of me smelling bad, in silence, yet no one elaborates. I am born to be mocked for others glee and Im to like it. To fight against it would be Sin. The wages of Sin? Death
>>42793769where has this reddit idea sprung from? sprang? Springing? Pathetic projection does not meet the criteria. O ly Zi zer zher can do that. And terje....
>babyfever is starting to hit againJust kill me now
>>42793786You use Facebook and you're on a schizo spree. That's evidence enough to know that Reddit is involved.
>doesn't understand how public facebook iskf is worse, for sure, but facebook is still pretty bad. your parents will see your hit page. I havne't seen it myself, it's certainly either a private chat or group, but I have heard people talking about it while literally taking photo and video records of me. I'm sorry you're doing such a poor job of triggering me, but you just come across as a retard who can't follow simple cause and effect, or simple logic. I don't use facebook. Others use facebook to twist my life into the miserable knot it deserves to be. If you can provide me a direct quote that proves any of your claims i will send you 5-9 of my pubic hairs. Primarily Red in Color
>>42793825schizoanon is a breeding sowhot hot hot hot hot
>>42793741wait hold up. I got it. You're such an ESL polack that you thought>I cant stop seeing visions of my sinswas me literally viewing videos on the internet because you're a dumb slayyy who thinks that vision = literal eyesight always LMAO.
>>42793881you're the one who doesnt know what vision means or how to spell Polish
>>42793885>youre such an england as a secondary linguistic Poland that you thoughtok yea sure that makes sense retard.
>>42793872I never see anything on Facebook because I don't use Facebook, simple as. Why are you ashamed to admit you have an account on a Zuckerberg platform?
im sorry terje Ill gove you all the footjobs you desire just please come back and beat me beat me beat me silly sissy twister sister!
>>42793892Again, you're an ESL polack who can't read.. None of my statements have ever meant that I have or have ever had a FB account. What matters is that OTHER people have FB accounts. Do you not understand? Can you explain to me my meaning? What truly matters is that I deserve to be put down, it's true. Sadly, there aren't open witchhunts for me yet. I haven't been openly physically assaulted due to Woke SJW Laws In Canada And Beyond
god terje just put your fucking foot right up my musty mussy
Can ftms make milk?
>>42793908>What truly matters is that I deserve to be put downThen make a Facebook account (you already have one) and put a bounty on yourself
>>42793933the only way to do that would be to assault someone irl and get a real life bounty. social media bounties mean nothing if it is not backed up with real life action. Why is this such a sticking point for you? because your little polack village didn't get the internet until Zuck had Zucked up all the other websites?
>>42793933>>42793942Do you realize the extent of my crimes? I am a lifetime Narcissist and evil demon, but not even remotely intelligent. Everyone saw it my entire life and I just flopped. I deserve to be beated as I was in 2nd grade. Image if they had just hit a bit harder and ended it all, or caused some sick disablity inducing brain bleeding for a nice motherly payout, instead I got this shit, just sad. If I was another kid in my class I would beat the real child me up repeatedly. I wish that had happened. I deserved to have ribs broken. Maybe then I would have ended up fine. Now I basically want my limbs slowly torn off.
>>42793951>>42793942DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE MODERN WORLD IS DOING? I was innately evil, but of course, woke rules meant that I couldnt be taken care of, either with physical or sexual 'abuse' to keep me in line... nooooo. my parents would have been hung! I was """"""VERBALLY ABUSED"""" because I was called mean names by mommy and daddy so wah wah now the government took me away.. Pathetic. They might have well have killed me.
>>42793930I know (You) can
>>42793960I almost beat my cousin to the point of permanent damage years ago when I was twice his age....................... I was well beyond the age of reason. I truly wanted to harm him and I don't know why. I can't speak to him now. How do I say sorry? Do I mean it? How do I tell him I both want to bash his skull in and have him rape me to death and rip me apart? that I deserve to be kept just barely alive so that I can be tortured until I just give up?
>>42771918hey doods, what do you think of my scars?>t. ranny
>>42793966Id have to take the pills or whatever that mtfs take to make it happen
>>42793968I sealed my fate at age 10 when I was naughtly naughty naughty and hit my mother. Maybe even age 6 when I thought about muscle ladies even though mommy could read my mind. Ever since then I have been unredeemable DO NOT REDEEM GOOD SAUR! DO NOT REDEEM! him into childhood. Just kill 'him'. If you were in a room with Hitler, or Stalin, or Mao, you would just spit on them and kill them. No thought needed. Why have I tricked others into believing I deserve any less? I was much more evil at a much younger age. Fuck. This is purgatory, isn't it?
>>42793942Just have your mom pay the assaulter under false pretenses while you organize the murder over FB
>>42793972can you deadass stop attention whoring every thread. like we get it bitch, you cut yourself. no one gives a damn lol
>>42793988I CANT SPEAK TO HER ANY MORE. she can't bare to see me like this.............. why couldn';t she have just snapped my neck?
>>42793994Where is your father>>42793972>not labor scarspass
i have beaten myself with bedknobs and broomsticks. I have poured boiling water on my feet. I have punched myself in the face to the point of bruising. What more must i do to feel whole?>>42794010My 'crazy' mother scared him away because she appropriately discerned that I was demon entangled. He thoguht it was crazy talk when she started to have night terrors involving dreams crawling up her while she was pregnant with me.
>>42788830before testosterone I had fucked 1 (one) time and it was awkward and regrettable, nigga. any libido I have I owe the gel. and it's not my fault it's directed at cis men
having big booba and a male face kinda hot
Fake straighties getting mad are jealous that gaydens are getting that cream and they're not.Mald in envy.
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>>42771918I think I might be poly. The ideal life to me is being alone in a house with a fulfilling career and a bunch of close friends I visit a lot + a few FWBs that I love but don't want to marry. No commitment and more lonely but more freedom and no risk of being trapped in something unfulfilling.
>>42795496how does one even figure that outyou cant speedrun being in multiple long term committed relationships so idk you cant really experiment with polyamoryive been wondering, but i probably just have commitment issues and social problems
>>42793920Footjobs have been getting hotter and hotter to me since upping doses this year
>>42795521sometimes i fantasize about dating or making out with one of my friends, shes a really pretty girl and weve had some kind of situationship that just kinda faded out years ago. but i cant actually imagine being in a relationship and i dont even know if im just touch starved or actually like her that way
>>42795496I'm currently living in a poly relationship with a rich cis woman as her butler who is dating my fiance
>>42795521I was in one ltr and we broke up bc I'm a nut and now we're still smashing and hanging out but both dating other people, and I don't want to get back in a relationship w them. I'll probably just stay doing this unless someone comes along that I really want to marry for some reason.
>>42788830really? men don't fuck women and feel the same exact way sometimes? press X for doubt retard
> Cut my own hair> Get they themed for the first time since I can rememberSo I really fucked it up then
>>42796337post hair
>testosterone = less body fat% + more energy expenditure = easier to lose weight, builds more muscle (if you workout)>testosterone = makes you a lot hungrier + can be aromatized and converted to estrogen (higher fem pattern bf%) = will make you a fatassWhich one is right? Both? Neither? I know you need to take other factors into account as well (diabeetus family history, level of exercise, etc) though
>>42796390I got a buzz last May and have been cutting it myself (shaving the sides), the top is too long now ig
>>42796469Calories in, calories out.
>>42796482boxers sodden, i dont see anything wrong here
>>42796531I'm gonna ask for this haircut
>>42796588Or maybe this one
Is schizoanon single? I think I'm in love.
another day, another hypomanic fixation
>>42796613that lip hair kinda gross
Ftmg, is tea fembrained if you're an American?
>>42797072tea is masculine, dont let the jews fool you
core memory of this big buff dude back in school bringing a whole tea set for his friends and this group of guys just sipping tea together from fancy turkish glass tea cups
Is there an equivalent of the buttplug but for the mum-pum
>>42797072The fact you have to ask is fembrained.
>>42797212uhhh, a chastity cage?
>>42797219of course, because men are known to never ever have been insecure in their gender and sexuality based on the most random behaviours and preferences
>>42797219Fellas... Is it fembrained to ask questions?
>>42797251a man knows and leads, a woman follows and questions. asking questions and saying sorry too often is the most womanbrained shit in existence. if you bothered to interact with men outside your yaoi games you would know this
>>42797237>b-but CIS men do it!!!Same excuse every time, huh?>the most random behaviours and preferencesLiking tea being feminine isn't "random", It's a common stereotype. If anything, it's true.>>42797251Asking questions with obvious answers is fembrained.>>42797282This.
>>42797212Yes. They're called pussy plugs.
>>42797514these look like tentacles
>>42797539Just like my chinese cartoons.
>>42797539https://phallophilereviews.com/best-pussy-plug-top-5-vagina-plugs-results/
>>42797870these just seem like a good way to give yourself a petunia prolapse
>>42798446Nah, they're soft. They just fill the pussy up and stay there.