>Be me>Openly very right wing at work>Talk about how I think gay and trans people are gross but nothing too over the top>Start getting closer to one of my co-workers who's a faggot>He gets me to dress up and act like a girl for him over text>We meet up and have sex and I suck him off>Get a notification 20 or so minutes ago of him saying he told people at work about us and that I need to be more open about my sexualityWhat options do I have other than kms?
lazy larp
>>42771942Classic Closeted Conservative It's probably not a big deal, theres a reason why log cabin republicans exist so this isn't the most uncommon
Openly homophobic people, such as myself, are fat, ugly, and unemployed, so this is a larp.
>>42771942I may not think highly of homophobes who are secretly closeted but there’s no way one would be this inconsistent and retarded.
>>42771942youre not being exposed. you dont need to kms. just say its true when youre asked and keep being homophobic otherwise. itll be funny.
>>42771942Own your bullshit, apologize, and be a better person tomorrow. People are going to hate you for a minute, but most of them actually want to see you overcome this and be a better person.
>>42771979Yeah this could be considered gap moe>Openly hate gays and troons>Secretly dresses as a girl and fags out at homeHell yeah brother
>>42771942Oh no the homophobic guy is actually a homosexual and in the closet. This is so novel and no one saw it coming. OP you better kill yourself but only after a long life with a loving husband who destroys your boypussy and teaches you to love yourself.
>>42772031This is a larp, see >>42771968
>>42772049I grew up in Utah and let me tell you there are some tragically fem mormons in the closet and homophobic who have to make an active effort not to suck dick on the reg
>>42772066OP’s larp implies homosexuals aren’t seen as verboten locally. In places where they aren’t, only people like me are openly homophobic.
>>42771968I'm the first 2 and only got a shitty part-time job recently so my parents would stop complaining
>>42772093You are not OP.
How did you keep a job while being openly homophobic?
>>42772066>im openly homophobic at a workplace full of supportive liberals yeah no op wouldve gotten fired ages agonobody is claiming homophobic fem gay men dont exist, just that this story is fake and gay
>>42772066Do you think they'd go for a pooner as a loophole to technically still be straight by their own logic, or would the transphobia cancel out that possibility?
>>42773253Probably not, this type of logic only works if you're not emotional and afraid
