And kiss her deeply on a bench in the park at night after we finish eating our ice cream cones (I ordered strawberry with chocolate).t. chaser
>>42773998>t. chasernvm
My B cups aren't going to satisfy you bro your horny is going to wear off and then you'll want to hatecrime me
>>42774022Why have you forsaken me?
>>42774041All boobs are peak and perfect on their own. :3
>>42774050You aren't going to be satisfied with my underdeveloped boobs and you're going to murder me
>>42774042sorry my tits are for cute girlfags only
>>42774078There's no academic recordings of me killing women for their tit size so your hypothesis doesn't hold to scrutiny.
>>42774084That's fine then, I hope you make a girl me happy in the future. :3Not me as in me but me as in like me.
>>42774113You could still decide you want to kill me for being a tranny I don't trust dudes to not harm me
>>42774136What if I pinky promise?
>>42774143I just don't want to be harmed because I decided to take a risk on spending time alone with a cis moid
>>42774143if u want the tranner to trust you you have to hang out with her a few times with plenty of eye contact or otherwise she’s going to naturally think you want her dead (most people do)
>>42774156Double pinky promise and a toe?
>>42774167nta but what if i take both pinkies and eat them because im hungry
>>42774163People tell me I have serial killer eye contact tho :(
>>42773998wgere r u
>>42774171That would be very mean and not cool I think.
>>42774167You're probably taller and bigger than me. I have to be cautious
>>42774176hot again nta but can you be my wife
>>42774185I'm 5'11 126lbs
>>42774184awwwwwww but they looked so tasty v .v
>>42774176maybe she’ll blush
>>42774193Im 5'7 and 138.... im a fatass next to you geezIdk you could still be cruel towards me probably
>>42774210That's not fat, that's a very healthy weight, I'm abnormally skinny.
>>42774233I still weigh more than you so I look fat in comparison...
>>42774242You look HEALTHY in comparison.
>>42774253If you say so weighing more than a guy still feels bad tho
>>42774281It's not because I said so, it's because it's the truth. And this is a very very silly comparison you're making, do you know how little 8 pounds are? Some people fluctuate that much during the day, it's genuinely not worth the mental effort to even consider.
But they are small and pointy and don't look right on a large male frame.
>>42774311I mean I guess but remember you're talking to an insecure tranny here
>>42774326It's fine, just be aware insecurity can and will make you believe things that are simply not real.
>>42774084>oooooo I only want to fuck males on E ooooooooo stay away icky boilol
>>42774363Do not allow the hate to consume you, Anon.
>>42774326heyhey ladyyeah you therelet's go on a date in a public place with nothing more than cuddles for the first 2 datesalso like bring a friend or a few so you that your lizard brain instinctively knows it'd be too much of a hassle for me to axe murder you all at the same time
>>42773998i wish my tits were bigger so boys could do this...
>>42774363true !!
>>42774078>murder methats what you want isnt it
It has nothing to do with you being a chaser. People avoid you because you act like an autistic manchild redditor.
>>42776859why are you being mean
>>42776859Aw darn it :(
>>42773998what if mine are fake are they still lovable or should i just kms
>>42776877It's an objective statement, not an insult. Work on yourself.
>>42777198vague rudeness for no reason while attempting to appear helpful
>>42773998i don't like strawberry ice cream :(
>>42777337That one's for me dummy, which one do you want?
>>42777173the lack of response says it all i think im gonna rope
>>42773998will bush sex be involved orrrrrr
>>42777890its okay nona i think fake boobs r cute and kissablet. roonsbian
My boobs are huge, but I’m in a relationship.
>>42773998i barely have tits but i will do this w/ u if you pay for my ice cream :Dwtf is this captcha im too retarded to shitpost on 4chan anymore
>>42778778is ice cream good for boobamaxxing?
>>42777355chocolate and pistachio >////<
>>42778165but i like men :(ty still nona ily... maybe life is still worth living
>>42778778Mosquito bites are cute too. Also, god I want to make love with a girl that looks vaguely like glegle.
>>42782251>Mosquito bites are cute tooalas, no one agrees with you
>>42773998my bf likes to get full handfuls groping my tits when we're cuddling he says they're soft and he's cum in his pants occasionally while doing so :3t. ranny
>>42773998me and who
>>42782998well where do u live
>>42783145Southern US of A
>>42783162rest in peace lol