>be me, 21M, development intern in a banking company since Monday (the 23rd)>alongside me there was another intern hired. Assuming from the male name they gave me I simply thought it would be one of those IT normies with no hobbies besides watching streamers or something along those lines.>when he, or she, showed up I certainly wasn't expecting the exact description of the archetype to enter the room.>5ft7ish, messy but visibly kept curly hair at shoulder length, with bangs covering their eyebrows, and with a weirdly effeminate voice for someone with the same age and birth sex as me. Wearing a grey sweater, skinny jeans and white converse shoes with yellow highlights.>after the meeting they tried striking up a conversation about watches by complimenting my g-shock and showed me theirs and started yapping about the NATO watch straps history.>when work started they seemed extremely confused with MS Teams and the whole windows thing in general, asking me to point her where were basic things like the calendar and stuff, since they said that it has been 3 years since they last used windows.>when the IT senior gave us the greenlight to install WSL (It's like running a linux terminal inside windows) she joked about installing arch and mentioned they used arch in their home desktop (later even showed me their desktop while yapping about desktop environments and ram usage).>the day went by, she made some references to some old videogames while we talked about work, she also tried to strike conversations about her niche interests such as headphones, fountain pens and linux.>the other people in the office probably assume they are just a weird effeminate gay guy with niche hobbies, something I'd also assume if it wasn't for the fact that she is the walking boymoder stereotype.I don't want to expose her, because I know this is literal death for them, but I really want to be sure just in case.
slap her ass
>>42777514does she look like she’s on estrogen or getting laser? so far it could well just be an autistic guy. maybe he doesn’t notice his voice is considered strange out of social ignorance and so doesn’t bother trying to speak in a deeper voice.
>>42777514you should drop hints or queer lingo only a boymoder would understand and see how they reacti hope to see an update thread in the future anon
>>42777514just semi-seriously ask “are you a girl” as if you’d clocked them and if it’s a boymoder you’ll be able to tell from the reaction and if it’s just a dude they’ll laugh a bit
>>42777514print off a picture of a shrimpcat and hand it to her
>>42777760they are clean shave, this could mean a) boymoderb) autistic guy that hates how beard feel on the skinAlso, there's the fact that they don't look as manly as me, and we have the same age, if I met them on the street I wouldn't say they are older than 16 so maybe hrt? But about breasts, they are too thin to pack a pair
>>42778351maybe I'll talk to them tomorrow, any specifics I should ask about? Idk much about "queer lingo" or boymoder dialect, I just thought about doing the usual and asking about fallout or something
>>42777514do you like them? also is their face really clear w/o any pimples or anything?
>>42779535Is it shaved or like waxed or lasered? You could just ask how their face is so smooth and clean?
>>42777514ask her if she owns a blahaj. If she says yes, nod, say "I figured", and smile knowingly.
You should fuck her.
>>42777514I ship this.
>>42780016>You could just ask how their face is so smooth and clean?wtf this would just make op seem like an actual retard. everyone knows about clean shave with a razor. also just a weird thing to ask
>>42780249???? not that weird, if it's coming off as a compliment, its just a kind-spirited thing to mention, ive used it as a probing question and honestly lots of different answers
>>42779549desu i'm not sure what's best for keeping a low profile while asking but i'm sure there's some lingo that could work. there's a /tttt/ dictionary somewhere in the archives
just ask the twink in front of everybody,"would you be my transgirlfriend?"
>>42777514mating press