>be ME>college midshit ‘moder 2yrs hrt>no friends here>fuck it, find normie gathering spot>start playing pool (fishhook)>they fall for bait>finally socializing, but one guy in particular is strange>soft features, pervasive anxiety>shirt loose around shoulders, notice (bra?) strap>remember college is supa libbie, brush it off>>ffw/ few weeks>meet up with weird guy often>hosts mini movie club on fridays>still confused.png>dunno what they are>looks girlish, but presents as boy>irony>lowkey qt, nerdy, cinema NUT, very nice skin..>fuck it x2, compliment him(?) on skincare>weird reaction, embarrassed>nooticing.jpg>>ffw/ again>group hangout in * dark forest *>talking, shitposting, queer “guy” is there>”he” proposes hypothetical> ”if you could have all of your issues taken care of by benevolent aliens, but you had to become a pet, would you take it?">holy fuck, this faggot did NOT just try to lowball reference HDG>we argue, make move> ”ooh, so you like girls that are much stronger, taller, and bigger than you??” >get really close, not slouching over>several inches taller, gym frequently>s”he” hesitates, blushing>heh, too easy>theres more, but leaving it herewhy are U lonely again, anon?
>>42778331most people don’t have access to a boymoder they can take advantage of, hence why they’re lonely. also i refuse to believe this is real because there’s no way someone would unironically reference hdg in a casual setting, my brain refuses the very possibility
>>42778331Im not gonna go into debt for allat
