The economy being abysmal and my field comfortably sinking further into the garbage bin due to saturation and AI, I’m unironically considering the occupation of a housewife/maid for whoever I could manage to tolerate long enough to mentally adjust for the life.I’m not entirely sure where to sign up or advertise (aside from shady sources such as backpages) and it’s probably expected to be serviceable in bed alongside housekeeping responsibilities, but I’m at a lost of what alternative options there may be aside from deathwarping.
god i wish i were that picture
>>42778699x 2housewife life is so much more peaceful than the industry grind to death
>>42778699I’m an IRL version of that pic but with black hair. Maybe I could try being an English teacher to an ESL country.
>>42778635for once there’s art of a feminine man who doesn’t just look like a woman. anyway it’s very difficult to become a housewife/stay at home maid for the exact reason you want to be one; the economy is kinda shit and jobs suck. those in a position to afford providing for another person will either do so through a reputable source (relative to a stranger at least) or have a fair number of people to pick from, so you need to fit their tastes which normally means being exceptionally attractive
>>42778795>quite unlikely due to the aforementioned economy unless they’re well offMy self-esteem may be inflated on this subject; I’ve had offers in the past and as recent as a year ago requesting that I’d fulfill such a role, but I declined with the desire to support myself as best as I could until it were financially no longer feasible. Maybe the opportunity has closed itself now.>being exceptionally attractiveI’m assuming I fit their set standards in this regard if they are relentless in hounding for more of my time just from tame photos and videos I’ve shared.
>>42778635That's makima with brown hair
>>42778635I've been housewifemaxxing for my husband for a few months now, it's not for everyone but if you like cleaning and cooking its alright. I have lots of freetime to just watch stuff and play games which is by far the main benefit of it all
>>42779000>if you like cleaning and cooking it’s alrightI have a private (non-sexual) joy in fulfilling said duties if not pressured to maintain an income, while donning modest maid uniform. I liken the feeling akin to Miyazaki’s works (in an inarticulate expression).
As a single man in my 30s with a good career, I would like to find someone to make this arrangement a possibility
>>42779134Am OP. Could either of us gather more information on you/expectations? And any questions you’d have for myself or whoever else is interested in this prospect?
>>42779256I'm in southern california so you'd have to be okay with living there. Other than typical housewife stuff, I'd like you to be able to drive me to work so that I don't have to take a vanpool. Really I would just like someone to come home with and talk to regularly and someone to take out on weekends when I do things so I don't have to do them alone. I guess I'd like to know if you're willing to move to socal and what you would expect from me out of it?
>>42780210>socalInsane, I actually live near SD/LA. I might actually unironically be more interested in this deal if sex isn’t even pressured and you’re actually just looking to have company/someone to talk to while doing things. If you link a contact method, I’ll reach out to you (unfortunately for my safety I can not share mine publicly)
>>42780417Legitimately I would just like to not live alone and have company in the day to day. My discord tag if you're interested _shellac_
I wish for the same but alas, there is no desire for an asexual hon housewife
I wouldn’t mind a housewife/roommate maid as a 20s smtg guyeither be a baddie or cook/clean well
>>42781488not op but i am neither a baddie nor able to cook/clean well but im what you can get, take it or leave it anon
>>42781531well the best quality for a housewife is companionship and loyalty, so, if you can do that, I wouldn’t mind having you :P
>>42778635im built like this. this is how fucked up and massive my shoulders are
>>42781605i am very loyal and always try my best in everything i do! :D
>>42781641alrightt then shoot me a message on pisscord @takopicel
are you guys fucking retarded this is not a real jobyou just have to luck out into finding a partner who can provide
>>42781716looks like 2 people already made it a job, you're behind the times, nona
>>42778635god i want to be a stay at home mom so bad T^T once when i was still repping my dad literally screamed at me for talking about being a stay at home parent (my mom literally is that)
Id like this but im a transbian and lesbians mostly despise women who dont work
>>42781830there are rare turbomasc tradhusbands
Can I be a housewife that doesn't cook or clean or have sex?
>>42782881That's just being a leech
You just want I be a lazy neet but rebrand it as a housewife
>>42778635this will be me in 6 years, 29 is not too late to troon out!
Any man who offers this to you just wants to rape you, no cap
>>42778635i love cooking and cleaning and i'm probably not very good at sex but i am really subbywant this life so badly but trannies don't get dominant provider husbands i think
>>42785002As long as he also pays for my surgeries i'm on board
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>>42785397Girl ...
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>>42786437I don't think you'll feel that way after the fat ugly bastard demands his 3rd 2 hour face fuck session of the day
>>42778728>more peacefulI don't know, these kids are driving me crazy, I adore them but gosh I can't leave them alone one single second.
I was going to be a stay at home mom after we had kids but now the economy is shit and my job is good and I have to keep working. Literally a breadwinner engineer like my father.Fuck my stupid tranny life.
>>42778635I have this right now with my bf but I feel bad about it I really need to find a job.
>lazy trannies want a man to provide for them
>>42788547I actually want the economy to be fixed and to not be exploited by billionaires.
>>42788590Sorry sweety punishing killer k and genocide joe is more important than that
>>42789233guess i’ll just be a housewife then…
>>42786572stupid fucking humblebrag fuck off
