Chaser General>QOTT: Did you have a celebrity crush when you were younger? Who was it?Previous thread: >>42781468
yeah honestly I listen to hobo because it reminds me of an old friend I haven't spoken to in years oh well
Qott: No.
>>42784894qott hmmmmmm idk! I never really liked celebrities. i was terminally woke frame one I was concerned about both how they were victims of capital and perpetrators of it. which kinda harshes the vibe of listening to Britney on capital fm
I do not want some stereotype of a 10/10 man. I very specifically want a masculine but normal guy who I specifically think is the coolest chaddest man alive. He must be no more than slightly hotter than average to most people, and I must be convinced that he is the most masculine man ever. I want a guy who makes specifically me weak at the knees and no I do not want to ever doubt my delusion.
dr pepper at 4am goes hard
>>42784913see this is my problem with guys like Henry Cavill, he's so conventionally attractive that it loops around to being unattractive
>>42784894yes
>>42784924Is this the wow gamer guy? Very icky
>>42784924Yeah I think theres something extremely hot about ordinary men that you have a specific thing for.
>>42784925>chaser btw
Which are you?
>>42784934lol meanie
need ftm bf
>>42784894YeahTails and bugs bunny crossdressing
>>42784936im the personality of wada in the body of yamamoto
>>42784948this image resonates to my core. it changed the course of my life forever. it feels like this
celebrities are fags
wish I still got crushes on random but I'm pretty much stuck indoors due to poor heslth
35 year old ftm bf
Celeb crushes? Tom Cruise. Pre-Batman Heath Ledger. Pre-Batman Christian Bale. Ed Norton.
Any Chaser Discord here?
>>42784970yep add me AskSnewGrendel
>>42784970poopanon's server
>>42784982still can't believe he gobbled up mefs turds
>>42784966ooh ed norton is a good one. he's got a pleasant face.
>>42784981Is /mtfg/ really that dead these days
>>42784986it was pretty cute right!
>>42784989that's a cg meme but yeah
>>42784996Is it? I only know that those were /mtfg/ posters. Glad to know that thread is kill anyway
https://youtu.be/5AwltwPlfxA
hate Neil youngHate mushroom
i find it annoying that on street view of America people don't all look like they're thinking of killing themselves. even if for some reason you aren't it's polite to give the appearance you are out of consideration for others
>>42785008Evil Sonia post!!!!!
>>42785005
>>42785009if you aren't ideating you aren't paying attention
>>42785010stir frys him. With prejudice
>>42785012I won't post strangers here but if I took a photo out the window of this bus you could reasonably assume every person in the photo was taking out high interest loans they have no intention of repaying
>>42785016buon appetito!
good boymoder morning cg
>>42785026good morning morning boymoder!
what kind of watch would suit me. I want to go watch shopping today. fuck I didn't wear something fancy so they won't let me in the nice places. well I guess I can just window shop
hi cg who’s trying the marathon server slam today
>>42785034All metal, rose gold or gold, square elongated dial/face, preferrably with roman numerals. Goes with anything.
>>42785034Get one of those cunty little grandma watches
>>42784924This is the same sour grapes shit that incels do lmao
>>42785034bustdown. you can afford it
I know we are not meant to like broken bird chasers but I have a very damaged heart that could do with fixing
>>42785058try therapy
>>42785058>we are not meant to like broken bird chasersWhat did we do to deserve this
car seat headrest fucking sucks eui you have forsaken me
>>42785060I've done a lot of therapy and I think I do need someone to help met some unmet needs and prove that I can trust people. Maybe this is the one instance that someone can actually fix me.>>42785061It is very dehumanising to be with someone who sees you this way sadly
Sophia is actually such a nice person. She offered to help me look for my gf before we found out she went to prison. And no, I’m not kidding. It’s nice that even 4chan has good people.
lou reed rocks
Literally wasting my life. Not even games and movies entertain me to pass the time with now. The SSRIs didnt work. Just work, sleep and post here. Some days exercise but why, hard to be motivated to do it for myself when there'll never be a girl to worry about my body for as well.
>>42785069Got kidney stones, call those loo reed rocks
>>42785058the whole point is that they will not fix you. i believe in you. reach out to people who love you for something other than being broken
Goblins?
>>42785070>there'll never be a girlThere probably will be if you keep opening yourself up and trying with peopleIt's only a certainty if you don't try
>>42785052is it? like i find a lot of conventionally attractive man attractive, there's a reason I used Harrison Ford for the OP. Robert Pattinson is another one who's like, very widely considered extremely hot. But there's something about Cavill's look, like it doesn't have a single imperfection, it makes it uncanny.>>42785063what have i done now i'm probably not even the biggest csh fan in this thread
need more sonia webms
>>42785078im sorry u have kidney stones
>>42785045that's basically what I'm thinking. with accessories it's usually better to lean fancy right. im gonna pull up what some of the houses are doing with square faces and see if there's anything I particularly like. but maybe something irregular would fit my look better it's a little more bohemian i usually wear things the most when they have that kind of look that i just threw them on on impulse you know what I mean>>42785050slay. I do need to check the watches when I see grandmas more I'm always taking style notes already. i do like the really tiny inner wrist ones im just scared of making my hands look big. but I think im relatively blessed in that department and who fuckin cares anyway right
Shaving dawgy's eyebrowsStealing bronya's makeupPissing in stu's dr pepperRaping sardas' crushForce feeding discordia
>>42785090I need more bronya feature film length webms
>>42785068LMAO I think everyone is nicer than they seem you gotta put up a strong front somewhere like this. how are things going have you been processing much or are you still kinda getting over the shock?
Closeup of bronya spreading her anus and farting
>>42785101sprays you with cold waterhose
>>42785070is there anything you want to do. for me not so much. i think the pills are sometimes just about giving you iframes. but different ones can be better with that kind of thing for sure. i hope you get to do something fun soon
>>42785090>>42785096I DON'T POST WEBMS!!!! I FILM IN MKV AND COMPRESS TO MP4!!!!!!!
>>42785108i need more mp4s to convert to webms>>>/gif/30321036
>>42785095im sans fard today I'm feeling very chic and effortless. do I only post here in makeup? i only nwear it on occasion
one day i will have my chuddy fubsband to dote on. manifesting this..
>>42784894nopeim here for lebron ya and stu and the occasional rosewood i give 0 fucks about whatever else happens here
>>42785095ooh do me do me
>>42785107Right now my goal is to get slightly ripped then hopefully have the confidence to hookup with 4trannies.
>>42785058Broken bird chasers don’t fix tranners. The tranners break them instead.
>>42785058I don't think I'm a broken bird chaser, I don't seek out broken girls, but it does feel nice thinking about being someone that helps you with your problems.
>>42785117I am the world’s biggest muscle appreciator but personality is what I fall for
>>42785097Maybe! And no, no progress unfortunately. As far as I know she’s awaiting the trial. I guess I’m slowly being accustomed to not having her to talk to and the loneliness that it brought with it. I feel less betrayed and more curious and confused than I did a couple of weeks ago.
Putting aamu in my videogame
>>42785113Hey babe
>>42785111wtf...
>>42785133please keep her in there for a while she's being incredibly annoying atm
>>42785121I think they probably were already broken. The chasers I mean.>>42785128I think really this is what I mean I want. I don't want to be fixed but also do think that some problems require other people to work through, like difficulty trusting someone or past bad experiences leaving you a bit bruised.
>>42785121Realest shit I ever heard
Walking in the front door and throwing my keys on a table excited to see my broken bird chaser bf but he’s on the couch fucking a chicken like “babe wait I can explain”
how the hell do people make games. Do they outline the story at the beginning? With my last game I made a bunch of characters, then environments, sounds etc. Then I baked in a story haphazardly at the very end lol
>>42784894>qottrobert pattinson in twilight and the goblet of fire
>>42785152lemme see the game
Oral only trannies daddy loves you! <3
>>42785156sorry but no its linked to my real name. It got a bit of traction on youtube and I made like $1900 off of it
Computer, generate a game where everyone in my life doesn’t let me down
>>42785095mine is by far the worst thing to have happen>>42785114me :)
dipping my balls in stu's oatmeal
>>42785171Do you think stu has her oatmeal as piping hot, cold or just right?
>>42785164yes i always thought you were a cute but what really sealed the deal was the caramel scrub
https://voca.ro/1aUsTpclw7Gz
>>42785185post your hairy brapped cheeks
>>42785185
please let me look at your balls i’m going through a lot today
>>42785206
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mornyy
whys there two thredsdoes it look weird when i tuck my shirt in
>>42785222wear something feminine and fix the look on your face
>>42785214choid who does this to me but with his pennise and also dickke and balles
>>42785226>something femininedont havebesides i literally have a beard i would look gross>fix the look on your faceit just looks like that
>>42785218hello
>>42785218Your G key is malfunctioning.
>>42785191https://voca.ro/1bTocciOc4QS>>42785193https://voca.ro/1ofSAPD2lm9P
>>42785218why did u type hleft hand pinky through index finger -> asdfright hand index finger through pinky -> jkl;whered the h come fromdoes ur right hand rest on hjkl? then why did u bother to stretch ur pinky to type the ;>>42785241i thought this at first but the mmore likely answer is she didnt bother stretching her index finger over to type the g, im more curious abt the h
big farts coming
>>42785171if u do that theyre never coming out of the oatmeal>>42785176just right OBVIOUSLY>>42785181dont bring that up...
>>42785238hiiii how are you>>42785241uhm it's a phone so it malfunctions by default
>>42785260please just eat around my balls
i want a bf so bad i’m so lonely
Qott: I don't really remember any crushes per se outside of V from BTS when I was 15(yes I'm a basic bitch shoot me) but there were plenty of male celebrities I found attractive, George clooney, Tony Leung, Hugh Dancy, Joseph levitt, Hiroyuki Sanada, Colin Firth, Michael Angarano, Bradley Cooper, Vincent Cassel, Nicolas Cazalé, Randall Park, Aidan Gillen.
nobody answered whether tucked shirt looks weird
>>42785255don't read into it too much I'm a dirty phoneposter
>>42785262Stop phoneposting.
>>42785270i will nevr forgive u for this nona
>>42785267they look weird but make your breedable hips stick out
>>42785263can u show me ur hole pls
>>42785222I call this, Tim the tool man Taylor Chic
>>42785267https://voca.ro/1k8RFQi3vIB5
>>42785222you look nice it doesn't look weird
>>42785277fuck mmy shitty chudded latehon permamoder life
>>42785275>>42785272ill be back at my shitposting station soon enough
>>42785243I'm not listening to that post your chapped ass cheeks bro
im just a dude that wants to fuck trannies unless you dont pass well which in that case just give me a blowjob
>>42785289https://voca.ro/1ibCmQ9r9lf6
wulfim sits in here everyday fapping his pud to all the trannies but he won't post his hairy brapped cheeks
>>42785285>if im being honest you kinda look like a fat lesbianactually lold at this lmaour the best wulfimmm i have long thought abt getting a denim skirtscared of skirts though>>42785286it does it does it does!!!!!
>>42785111LMAO my influence grows
>>42785264what do you look like
>>42785295https://voca.ro/1ijYSmPjY7bZ>>42785297https://voca.ro/14FLQNEZqjly
>>42785113me but chubby not chuddy. I would not dote on a chud they're quite unpleasant
>>42785288cute pic giwtwm
>>42785302whats wrong with your penis and why are you so fat
>>42785114am I not your celebrity crush?
>>42785284wats that
>>42785117godspeed! sex doesn't fix anything but oxytocin is a cheap high
>>42785130sounds like progress by any measure
>>42785222You look like you would drive a Subaru Forester
>>42785314a millennial reference, you are not a millennial confirmed
https://voca.ro/1chSmBIPX2vB
>>42785319Name 3 trannies here who don't
>>42785311too many sosig rolls
it's woke gone mad they can't even call it Easter anymore
>>42785311Both are the result of extended 5G exposure
daylight saving soon… scary…
>>42785326spring sounds better than easter
>>42785326huehuehue. I should tweet that
>>42785326https://voca.ro/12vWbLILVzWl
>>42785260okay sorry i mentioned it goodbye my love goodbye
>>42785267Try wearing it opened with one side half tucked in the front and a tight tank top underneath
>>42785328get liposuction
>>42785309I need to update it desu>>42785317underrated band
>>42784894>qottnatalie portman had my whole heart and soul when i was like 12
>>42785332https://voca.ro/1gyWs8QGxDEQ>>42785333https://voca.ro/14KwUEUb6RUo
>>42785302i need one without your penits so i can post it in the cis women only thread
>>42785324You're right lol
>>42785351https://voca.ro/1WaVWAtzaYBI
>>42785347i do not like the day light to be honest. i dont want the days to get longer it pisses me off.
>>42785324uhm actually I drive a basic bitch vehicle
>>42785356https://voca.ro/1cH8EfxVybAB
>>42785340I don't want it
>>42785350I don't want to larp as cis! I'm proud to be a tranny
>>42785337no stay
>>42785364ok noted!there are two more webms making their influence on /gif/ atm
>>42785340shut your filthy whore mouth zip it missy
https://voca.ro/184gpgFtqaRf
>>42785361so you enjoy seeing that gross sack of lard overflowing off your upper body?
>>42785368huge for me
I'd totally become a tranny if I wasn't tall, broad shouldered, and handsome
>>42785378i do yes. very much so
>>42785366i be moving on
>>42785243https://voca.ro/10gJ1GonqmxQ
>>42785380maybe your best work yet>>>/gif/30321028>>>/gif/30321041
>>42785392LMFAO
>>42785392Christ why I need bleach
>>42785398there's more where that came from baby
is everything just totally cooked
>>42785389https://voca.ro/1kGmADSQSQ5N
nipple play joi vocaroo
>>42785402yeah. the thing you want to watch out for is when they start making purchases. that's when things will get really fun
>>42785402https://voca.ro/16ftGFAFAN4W
>>42785392kawaii!! bronya-chan ^_^ nyaaa
>>42785413who is making purchases. i hope its me>>42785416 good moaning
>>42785402this reminds me I went to type my tripname recently in the field and it tried to autocorrect it to sanitybros and I was so confused
>>42785424https://voca.ro/1fd0z3uZm7Pr
>>42785405That's a class feature only available to the venturer class at level 8. Being a single character you really miss out on a lot of aspects that would normally be split up amongst an entire party each specializing in their intended role. Plus being level 1 means you fail at the vast majority of things you would try even when they are your niche.
tight fitting boxers is like lingerie for mendick pics are nice, but i find i appreciate them more for the aesthetic beauty rather than getting hornybut some tight fitting boxers showing bulge, gripping big meaty thighs, with lots of leg hair? there is literally nothing sexier.thanks for coming to my ted talk
>>42785427we are so back sanitybros
>>42785436https://voca.ro/1cFQ6WB68Dj1
I know it was one of you anons who kept replying that to my unsees
>qottmatt damon, ryan gosling, leonardo dicaprioalso the guy from torchwooddumb ass faggot 12 yo mamo>>42785322im zillenial and not in the cringe not like the other zoomers spiritually zillenial way i was in college by the time tiktok got big>>42785338tank top underneath would b good, will be doing that when it gets warmeri dont rly understand the only tucking one side thing and that makes me fear itik its like, a thing but i dont get why or what it means>>42785344it got me to do my makeup and now i feel a bit better>>42785319lesbian car...i prefer the outback thoughverbeit
when will us stubros be so back?
stughetti
i did makeup ok
>>42785460it will be a long winter most likely with no end>>42785464no
>>42785474https://voca.ro/1cmbLWkniGTn
>>42785475stubros forever cucked...
Are poppers really bad for you?
>>42785455Doesn't need to be on the black market, slavery is real here. So long as they were captured in battle, it's all kosher. Do you want to sell them as laborers, household, pleasure, soldier? Where do you want to get your candidates for kidnapping? Out in the wilds at a goblin lair, or maybe try to snag a city dwelling goblin out on some errand? Trying to capture a goblin and sell it as a soldier is usually not something people buy, the going rates are for goblins raised from childhood to be soldier slaves.
>>42785491https://voca.ro/15PqHCnK2EsL
caroline polachek is trve but not goodcharli is good but not trveslayyyter is good and trvezara larsson is neither good nor trvedoes that make sense
>>42785498Who are these people
>>42785498im going to put bunny is a rider on my playlist at work now ty
Unironically why would you ever date a tranny over a real woman? I can understand fucking them because who cares, but they're legit just worse than real women in every way. They're just ugly, weird, mentally ill porn addicts who are honestly dumber and less interesting than actual women.
>>42785537For dat bussy stank
>>42785537pot meets kettle>>42785539my man
>>42785537Because I love trannies
>>42785496With the trapping proficiency you can make crude traps at 10% the cost, but you don't have that prof so you'd need to hire a trapper as a skilled laborer for [6g] a month to build them for you, in addition to paying the 10% trap prices. For every 8 traps you check in a day a wilderness encounter roll happens also, which is very dangerous. To get a goblin that can make pleasant conversation you'd want to capture 10 goblins, because they have only a 10% chance to speak the common language, they normally only speak goblin.
>>42785544You'd only love them if you don't talk to them or if you don't talk to real women.
Unironically why would you ever date a cis woman over a real woman? I can understand fucking them because who cares, but they're legit just worse than real women in every way. They're just ugly, weird, mentally ill porn addicts who are honestly dumber and less interesting than actual women.
>>42785548https://voca.ro/14ByjZbQKYgK
>>42785527Old>>42785536Pseud. i just added it to mine earlier LMFAO
Unironically why would you ever date a chaser over a real man? I can understand fucking them because this cares, but they're legit just worse than real men in every way. They're just ugly, weird, mentally ill porn addicts who are honestly dumber and less interesting than actual men
>>42785564they make me happy
>>42785564SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>42785564i don’t watch porn tho
can I say something annoying that will piss literally everyone off. looking at how the empress interacts with the emperor to manage the harem in this show is really reminding me of a lot of the fun parts about polyfagging. I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO DO IT JESUS I'm just saying there's a lot of really fun moments. i like being a wingman it's fun to set people up or cheer them on a little I just want everyone to be happy
>>42785564I hope you're just riffing off that other poster as a joke but this hurts deep inside
>>42785572you should give it a try it's really fucking good>>42785566that's really beautiful. I can't put into words how jealous I am
The needy tranny in my DMs gets me so fucking hard every time she messages me. It's unreal how hard my dick gets. Every time too
>>42785575I think poly could be fun if everyone involved was gainfully employed and physically fit. I dont think that could ever happen though.When it's a bunch of fat NEETs and retail workers though it starts to feel kind of depressing.
>>42785564
>>42785564TRVKE
>>42785576Let it hurt. experiencing things like this and sitting with them are how you will become somebody deserving of a tranny. Everyone deserves love, but the girls are each a precious pearl. i want to work hard so we can help chasers be properly equipped to give them the happiness they deserve
>>42785581If you aren't attracted to fat NEETs and retail workers your life must be fucking miserable. what do you do all day. I'm about to spend three hours in Holland and Barrett because I want to have sex with one of the cashiers
>>42785588I never said I wouldn't fuck a retail worker (she has to be hot though)Just that if my polycule was full of people in dead end jobs it would make me question if this was a good situation for me to be in
>>42785582https://voca.ro/17fVGqytqwUC
>>42785575>polycules are like chinese courtroom politics>this is good actuallyIdk bout that one Bronald
>>42785484as they should be
I want to take hrt AND I want tits!
i dont listen to music for faggots i just like lou reed
>>42785598I controversially think life in the imperial harem was probably pretty bad
new runescape quest requires you to drink "milk" from a male cow
>>42785601YAYYYYYYYYYthe good ending
>>42785609Is it fun to play with them?
>>42785590are you poor or something? for me I'm fine dating broke people cause I'm rich. I get that it's an issue for like bills or whatever if that's something you're worried about...
>>42785607me and my bf (im the cow)
>>42785555I can roll up a goblin gang encounter(2d4 goblins + goblin champion) and we can check if any of them speak common and then roll reaction and modifier by diplomacy. I'll need to know your alignment. Lawful Neutral and Chaotic are the choices. Aside from alignment looks like -1 for trespassing the goblin lair, depending on if the claims someone made about you supposedly beating a goblin up at a waterfall made it here could give you a -1 whether fabricated or not, Bribery could be used, +1 for a weeks pay, +2 for a months pay, +3 for a years pay. Do you know how much a goblin gets paid normally? Probably not. Manacles cost [2g] and 50' of rope costs [1g] in case you think you need those.
>>42785607downloading right now. 雄牛乳ktkr
bronya post a chinese vocaroo thank you
>>42785613It's about wanting rich partners. Like I said monogamy wise I really dont care what she does or what she makes or if she worksBut if I'm doing something weird like being poly I'd want to feel like "we're one of the good ones" so I'd need some conventional standards to suggest we're not just a big group of horny losersSo if I'm in the polycule with a bunch of fatties who work at the gas station I'd just be really looking inward and asking wtf I'm doing with my life
>>42785612umm I realise you probably mean like sexually and like yeah sure but honestly they're more fun just on a day to day. sometimes I grab them if I get scared and it's reassuring. or you can test them to hold stuff. and it feels cvnty when they bounce as you walk. I'm pretty pro titty like I didn't really care whether I got them or not because I was addicted to 90s fashion magazines at the time but I have no complaints now they're here
I'm just layin in bed fartin
>>42785624I'm in a McDonald's surrounded by actual native Chinese speakers I can't bear the shame of them hearing my pronunciation
>>42785631smelly
There's just something special about a trans girl presenting her asshole. There's honest to god no more beautiful a sight in nature to me.
>>42785632are they yelling NIGAAAAAA a lot
>>42785626oh I see. yeah the desire to be "one of the good ones" is probably something chasers haven't realised they have to work through. I hadn't considered this... troubling
4 days. left to live
>>42785636this is how i feel about hairy sweaty half chub cocks
>>42785638Some standards exist for a reason. If everyone you're surrounding yourself with is doing poorly in life and not setting/achieving goals it's fair to not want to be a part of that group.It's not just money which is why I included being fat too. Plus I just dont like fat people.
>>42785616https://voca.ro/1cGJateq0G3H
i could see bronya in a polycule
>>42785639I'm actually flying in to Brazil tomorrow and in 4 days will be secretly following you around everywhere you go and shooting poison blowdarts from the bushes at anyone who tries to hurt you so you dont need to worry.
I wanna join bronya's haremFirst dibs as her lead fluffer
>>42785645I guess I've never technically been in a formal polycule situation I've just always done open shit. i wonder what it's like you only hear the horror stories right
>>42785642don't worry anon they say enlightenment is inevitable. you'll get it in time
>>42785637That's Korean. they're taking turns calling things overpriced while the other one goes 对对对对对对对是的是的是的是的是的是的是的. enrichment. need this so bad
>>42785652they say that's how you ensure you get cummed in
>>42785660I went to school with a ton of chinese exchange students and they said NIGAAAA all the timeSomeone told me it was a word in chineseso...were they just messing with the wypipo and its not actually a chinese word?
>>42785604Probably any rung of Confucian society would see me sucking down some poisoned tea
>>42785658Is the reward for enlightenment laying in a pile of underemployed nude fat people?
>>42785643It's not an axis alignment system, there's no good or evil. Only three choices, Lawful, Neutral, or Chaotic. Neutral works. (2d4=6) 6 Goblins + 1 Goblin Champion. All archers, scouts. Encounter distance: 120', Neither group surprised. The goblins have definitely noticed you and don't seem to be alarmed by your presence, they haven't shot at or charged you yet, only looking at you. You don't know if they speak common, and if you want to bribe them you have to decide on an amount of dosh to give.
>>42785668i usually don't hear that in relation to Chinese! i wonder if the word was 那个 nàge ≈ "that [thing](?)" which obviously would come up all the time. there's nothing else I'm hearing all that frequently that could be mistaken. but I really don't know my Chinese is really very bad I'm still studying hard you should ask someone who knows the first thing about itor it could be Cantonese or something dialectical I'm not familiar with
>>42785678bronya’s heaven
>>42785678Yes. and it is heaven
>>42785673the way I would be transracial to Yao in a heartbeat if only as an excuse to have enough silver on me at all times to test for poison that shit was crazy
>>42785691https://voca.ro/15Fa8cDYr3mKhttps://voca.ro/1bLwACEcwV9R
>>42785699you know me so well ... it makes my heart flutter a little <3 bless your soul anon it is so wonderful to be seen
>>42785696I'm actually thinking now about how I wish I put some effort in to learn Chinese my freshman year. I worked in group projects with multiple Chinese students all the time so I probably would've had a big advantage. The standard was always for them to just speak English since they all spoke both (though some kinda poorly) so it would've been kind of cool to have the chance to just talk with native speakers and probably a big leg up on other people just trying to learn on their own.
>>42785709im your number 1 fan
>>42785636presents u my asshole
https://voca.ro/1ozmxfQUtrMr
being naked in front of another person would be really hot if i wasnt ugly af i bet
>>42785745how ugly we talking?
on the topic of Chinese the idiom I learned today is that to indicate you need to answer the call of nature one would say 人有三急 lit. humans have three urgencies. the three urgencies are typically defined as pissing, shitting, and brapping. anyway I just think rén yǒu sān jí is pleasing in the mouth. i see why four character idioms are so popular they just feel good automatically>>42785712I think life is long! there will be Chinese speakers the world over for both of our lifetimes combined, probably. but that sounds like it would have been really cool for sure....
The lion is taking a personal day today.
>>42785750Shes actually quite cute she used to post a good deal of pics here but now shes self loathing/baiting for pity
>>42785757*takes you to the bathroom stall under the guise of letting you hit a key bump but instead I pull my pants down and start taking a shit*
>>42785750really ugly. i shouldnt ever leave the house>>42785765you are a liar
Stu wifeStu unprotected anal sexStu pregnancyStu cesarean sectionStu post-partum psychosisStu anti-psychoticsStu unprotected anal sex again
>>42785772cums everywhere>>42785762the fat gay dog is proud of the lion. it is wishing the lion a restful day
>>42785780you need a nosejob and your lips are super dry, maybe some of my precum will moisten them up
>>42785789the dead pope francis would be so breathtaking with postpartum psychosis
>>42785796My ex went through that and it wasn't pretty.
i can't do anything but listen to the genitorturers cover of i touch myself. ive found the optimal medication balance that makes me very productive but it has the debilitating side effects that the only song in the world becomes the genitorturers cover of i touch myself
metalcore fren if you’re here i’ve been listening to boundaries. goes crazy hard. listening through their other stuff rn and realize and rebuild is really good. easily erased was amazing as well!
>>42785804The dead pope Francis mogs your ex both physically and psychologically
Should I buy a fleshlight and wedge it somewhere to practice fucking before I fuck
>>42785789i was born by c section and i plan to die by c section>>42785794god i want to punch that faggots lights out. fuck that bitch
the little dog has gone a week without biting her nails
>>42785805Ï DØÑT WÅNTÃÑYBÖDY ĒLẞEWHÊN Î THÌNK ĀBÔÜT YØÛĪ TÕŪÇH MYẞĒLF
The lion regrets taking the day off because now what the fuck does the lion do? The lion's entire life is work.
>>42785804u got someone pregnant and now u post on the tranny chasing general>>42785812that is not true
>>42785815If it would put your mind at ease sure why not. you can make do with a Ziploc bag, something to fill it with, and an elastic band. I don't think there's really any need at all though it would more be for you to feel a little more prepared. the first time is always a little shy and awkward don't get in your head about it
>>42785837>u got someone pregnant and now u post on the tranny chasing generalI am not a very smart man.
>>42785831the lion should do whatever it wants! or nothing at all is also okay
>>42785831the lion should take a nice bath and exfoliate his skin
>>42785843do u pay child support
>>42785853Yes, and some people would be all like "ugh yes its so annoying" but I'd do anything for my kid
All trannies must have been born through C-section the way their NEET asses avoid labor
>>42785868i was born through c section lol
>>42785855aww :) thats nice>>42785868lmao
>>42785868huhuhuhuhuhuhu
We need to exile Mike Huckabee
Stu wife
>>42785855that is a good mindset to have though. investing in your kid is the best thing you can do for them to help them succeed>>42785868speaking of labor I got my yearly review yesterday and my boss was awkward. He gave me all exceeding marks which does not happen
>>42785895Was one of your metrics having nice boobs
just got my asshole lasered if anyone was curious
>>42785907Let me do quality assurance with my tongue to see how smooth it is.
>>42785907proof?
>>42785907oh my god tell me everything. what was it like. was it awkward? was it expensive? did it hurt?
if i ever had to choose between no cheese and no sex for the rest of my life the choice would not even be slightly difficult if i had a choice between losing both legs or no cheese for the rest of my life that'd be a difficult choice but id still pick the cheese if i had a choice between my entire family dying or no cheese for the rest of my life id pick my family but damn i would miss cheese
>>42785917it hurts. me and my laser lady are tight so only a little awkward. i pay like $150 for 6 sessions
>>42785918Nils with another banger fresh off the forklift
>>42785907what happens if u have to fart
>>42785924i'm a girl i don't fart
>>42785922do u get horny when she plays with your asshole to laser it properly
>fuck your tranny>she's thinking "damn I used to lay pipe way better than this dude"
>>42785922damn thats way cheaper than i thought it would be... good luck on the recovery i hope its not too much trouble>>42785933literally me. but im polite i wont say anything
>>42785903oh im sure he's critiqued them with my coworkers even tho I try to hide them. he ltrly could not make eye contact with me and when he did he blinked like eight times and could only say "were happy to have you" as though it were a nervous tick
I am now 100% convinced that Miami is where women go to become whores. If your girl ever mentions going on a girls trip to Miami, just find another one. She belongs to the streets
>>42785936it's like my third session it's rly no recovery . i'm on the treadmill rn...
>>42785936more of a faucet than a pipe
in sweden there is a city called trosa which means panties
>>42785946its a fire hose >:(>>42785945literally braver than the marines wtf. if i had 1/10 of your grindset i would probably have a job
>>42785722I'll be honest yours was one I was thinking about as I typed.
tranny from trosa
>>42785938my bad
>>42785794This little twink needs some fucking sex STAT!
Ordering a 5 pound protein powder is a big commitment to one flavorI really don't like the chocolate whey flavor I'm not really sure why I chose it
>>42785966>littlehe's fat as fuck
>>42785957yayy :Dhttps://unseecc/album#WG83wW0FsFTa
>>42786006why do u have all my pics saved
ninja creami saved my bitch ass life btw
My tranny top me now she got a ninja creami
imagine eternally recurring to post in shitty tttt threads full of ppl who hate u about how much of an unlovable lateshit moided permahon chud u are...>>42786028woa that looks awesome
>>42786028snoopies
>>42786044240 calories and 40g of protein for the whole pint mind u...
>>42786050wtf??? thats literally cheating
in nothing, cock out, desk chair soaked, vintage dior glasses on
Goodnight.
>>42786027cause im building a profile to find and rape you, u cool with that?
>>42786055im imagining its this pair
>>42785646ty anon. but the cisoids will outnumber us
>>42786050what brand?
>>42786066goodnight! rest well!
>>42786081i guess. will you kill me after
wtf
>>42786088it's these onesI should see if I can find something like those on depop though they're funny. or oakley glasses those are cvnty now
>>42786092fairlife 2% milk half scoop of protein powder monk fruit sweetener vanilla extract anthem gum two oreo thins mixed in if you're feeling crazy
>>42786108do you post in the precure thread?
>>42786114what's that
>>42786097is that what you want? i'd prefer to keep you as a pet and force you to go on a diet
>>42786103Welcome to 4chan
>>42786134is it like a diet meant to make me gain weight? if not then u can kill me
>>42786122precure is the abbreviation for pretty cure, a japanese magical girl show aimed at kids. i dont think that's what op meant but i just wanted an opportunity to talk about precure in case it makes someone happy. the series started in 2004 and is ongoing to this day, with the current series "Star Detective PreCure" being the 21st generation.
>>42785095Wait mine is actually good
>>42786104oh those are fucking cvnt. very stradivarius lexie liu y2k of the moment quiet luxury old money aesthetic
>>42786156goooood morning beautiful. how did you sleep <3
>OPI've have a few crushes as a kid i used to have a crush on Madison wolfe in I Kill Giants
>>42785095hey wtf leave my boy alone hes a good guy he doesnt deserve that the only problem is that hes not single :(
>>42786172lesbo
>>42786174i almost said his name lmao i need to always check what i written before clicking "post it" lol
>>42786172Damon from vampire diaries
>>42786185Tbh i wouldn't call Damon a crush just thought he was hot
i think ill buy some bullshit off aliexpress that i dont need
>>42786199and then maybe shave my entire body
>>42786172bpdmoder lol
>>42786206I don't see it
>>42786172looks like sobe
>>42786199if u find anything cool have it delivered to my address and ill get it to u
malnourished sri lankan child lusting after the white bbjirls on his tv
>>42786199>>42786203hit deep into my soul like max skill bonespear>>42786164>very stradivarius lexie liu y2k of the moment quiet luxury old money aestheticyou're better at this than me, feeling insecurebut yeah very much y2k but understated, im in a rut because I'm trying to be more overstated and annoying with what I wear, but funds are low, and my hair is too fried to dye anymore we will have ssense money eventually
>>42786217Don't see it
>>42786108saved for future use>>42786139thanks is there a fruit basket or something with a comment card I can fill out???>>42786199real lmaoi always find like $12 in necessary junk but then contemplate my carefully calculated purchase when the coupon doesn't work
dead chatgoing to jerk off and actually do some work
me and my bf one day
>>42786333Goals
put on a load of laundry and realised you haven't seen me in this particular house dress yet but I'm too lazy to take a proper pic. so bear witness. my headcanon is that it was donated to the charity shop by an old woman after she sorted through her lifelong friend's estate and saw the dress that she had jokingly promised to wear to her funeral
>>42786363what the hell is your problem
>>42786227awesome thank you will do love this>>42786239LMAO im just terminally online it's not something to be proud ofit's always hard to be attention seeking on a budget i feel like that kinda makes it more fun though. you gotta really go all out with what you've got you know what i mean it forces you to do some really out there shit. i believe in u>>42786367Unclear but i hope to see a psychiatrist soon>>42786286literallyyyyyyyy. its evil
>>42785000It became a meme when some retard came in here with tripfag drama from there and was talking about some shit nobody knew or cared about and ended it with "just ask snew and grendel" who everyone also had no fucking clue who they were
i just took a massive dump and there's nothing anyone can do about it. getting my butt cleared for my trans girlfriend to pump it in me
>>42786387i salute you. may it serve as a good omen for all of our bowels both in terms of health and of activity
my tomgue hurts because i ate too many schoko linsen
getting woken up by my choid coming to bed. groggily reaching up at him and saying “there’s my baby, i missed you..”
>>42786402Need
Going to jack in the box to get to 2000 calories today
>>42786402not being funny like obviouisly love is love or whatever but if i say something nice to you while i am half awake it probably means i need to quit whatever im taking to go to sleep before it gets bad. i am not a morning person. i am also not a night person
>>42786392ty sophia... bronya, yeah? i always forget the names, yeah, she's not really my gf but she's a woman of the chocolate variety with an 8 inch girl dick. we off of grindr and she's in town. im gonna suck her down real good. I love HSTS queens like you.
>>42786415ma’am i am simply cuteyearnposting
>>42786429there are countless things i disagree with in this post alone but i hope you have fun
>>42786434i know i just wanted to talk about me
Jerked my shit to a porn video of a guy eating out a tranny and lucking the ass all the way to the tip of her gock, really working the tranny stripe. It was really hot and the girl was shaking
>>42786447i deserve this. from someone who isn't gonna fucking spam my dms for the next month
is anybody gonna f my butt
>>42786447link it
>>42786435why? I like black trans girls, a lot of them usually top too. they're super nice and I love being called a good cock sucker. Last text I got from her, "you sucked my dick so good baby, can't wait to see you again." I've developed this dick sucking technique where I make my mouth like a vacuum. I LOVVVEEE sucking tranny dick
>>42786470thats beautiful. i think its a sacred thing to hone an art
>>42786470you’re a virgin fred
>>42786474thank you :) I wish more chasers would just admit they want to serve and pleasure their tranner's dick. Like c'mon, are we just going to lie to everyone here and say we dont like sucking girl dick? LMAO.love the way girl dick smells, love the way she giggles when I take her in my mouth, love how smooth and girly her balls arelove that she uses perfume and her dick smells like candy.just fucking delicious
>>42786456post it
>>42786385Thats really funny and I can make a guess as to who that likely was.
>>42786484nah, not anymore. ive taken the grindr pill.there's lots of trans women on there that are down to fuck if you're a buff guy
>>42786466[Femout] Ashley Scarlett - Older Man Fantasy (2024.09.12) {1080p}
he's posting his latest porn fantasies again huh
i think i fucked up. i got in an argument with my parents where it came out that i've done sex work in the past. i feel terrible and never want to speak to them again
>>42786512ive already kinda made myself known so now i gotta switch up how i type again lol. i got a little too hyped for a second there.and honestly who is rick. who is fred. no clue. couldnt tell you. beats me..
>>42786517how much do you charge?
>>42786491why
>>42786517ughhh been there. it fucking sucks. just dont rush into anything and feel out everything going through your head first of all, right?
>>42786550so i can judge its fuckability rock for brains
>>42786556how is your relationship with your parents bronya?
>>42786556the biggest thing going through my head is that i bought it up to hurt them because they were hurting me. i also worry they will never look at me the same way again
>>42786568umm its a little complicated but i would say its overall pretty good at this point?
>>42786571hook me up with a free blowie bruh
just tell me the going rate for troon asspussy
>>42786571it's normal to respond like that when you're being hurt, right? regardless of whether that's good it is human instinct
>>427866031 trillion dolla
>>42786659you can get a really hot thai ladyboy to open her ass for like $60
how do you tell someone their breath stinks without being rude
>>42786672offer them a mint
I would never charge for hole
twinkchan how much does it cost to fuck some mexican trussy
>>42786695hey
>>42786571>>42786517the mind of a whore, grim
i am eating cheese.... drinking wine............. i love napoleon so much
There's so many squirrels in my back yard
>>42786701Hey
>>42786470>>42786429>>42786497Rick your posts seem to be more well received when you just talk about a given subject or whats going on in your life and not like a meta analysis of being Rick and how people respond to youDo you top trannies too or only bottom?
>>42786726What the hell is their problem
>>42786726have you given them names?
>>42786698the ones with the surprise kinder eggs actually charge more than the regular whores. Regular whores charge around 500-1000 mxn per john, the trannies charge twice that amount, but that's the the busted whores charge, if you wanna get a high end one you're actually gonna pay a lot more than you would pay in the states. Whores in Mexico actually hustle and have some sense of worth, unlike the ones in the states
This is supposed to be 500 calories. I think they lied to me
Any cute 18 year olds here today or is it all agehons like usual?
>>42786743guys in the states pay in luxury goods, dinners, and vacations
>>42786743BlackpillingI guess Thailand really is the promised land
>>42786744i could make that for less than $2
>>42786749im walled sorry
>>42786772ladyboys are gay to fuck, trans women are not
>>42786744looks reasonable but really really depends how much oil are coating/absorbed by those potatoes. That volume of potatoes and like prob .5 cup of cheese should be under 500 but yeah the oil could send it above or belowIf they werent careful with the oil I'd guess its over 500, which is usually the story with why takeout/restaurant food is so high calorie.
>>42786781There's no real difference dude
>>42786744Lmao I hope you didn't spend much on that
>>42786787ladyboys don't see themselves as women and you and jesus both know that
>>42786737snew and grendel
>>42786754that's some cheap whore shitmexican whores actually do whore work to pay the bills and to save up money. In the states the most you ever see is some dumb lazy broad who does stripping work to pay her tuition. Over here the junkie whores who are desperate for cash don't really last a long time, so they tend to die out, plus the pimps try to actually do their jobs and protect them>>42786772the thing about thailand is that most of those are just literal slaves and are desperate for a way out, but since they're male they can't really find a way out like a cis woman whore would, so they just do their sex work and shut up
>>42786795>the difference is one group calls themselves troons and the other group larps as real women
>>42786807>the thing about thailand is that most of those are just literal slaves and are desperate for a way out, but since they're male they can't really find a way out like a cis woman whore would, so they just do their sex work and shut upThat's not correct most off the girls work for legal bars on commission + a base rate they get for standing around and jump from business to business frequently
>>42786807>mexican whores actually do whore work to pay the bills and to save up moneyLMAO the bitch is lecturing us about how Mexican hookers are actually the truly hard working whores.
>>42786813ladyboys are honest and troons are deceptive
i want to be a whore for my bf and only him
>>42786807people kept offering me money for dates and trying to take me on vacations whenever i was on taimi but i think that'd make me feel really icky. none of them were nice looking.
>>42786838Based and good girl pilled
>>42786838groundbreaking
I would treat a ladyboy like a real woman
>>42786868For me personality > > looks > > > > > > money
>>427867943 dollar
I don't have the looks OR the money I'll never get a tranner gf
>>42786882i have the money, where's the marketplace for a tranner gf?
>>42786882np we'll coach you in how to make her feel like the most special girl in the whole world when she's around you. there's a girl out there for u. i love u
>>42786868tripfags are growing on trees these days
Do you think Rick losing his hair is what broke him?
Can I get a favela tranny gf who DOESN'T want to top me? Or is that too tall of an ask?
>>42786902yeah it did, desu. Im growing my hair back though with science!
>>42786821that is true, since I guess it's more open there, an actual tourist attraction>>42786822it's not really a lecture, it's just an observable fact. The culture in Mexico is such that if you do not work you're looked at as a lesser person, so even junkies have an incredible work ethic. There's a junkie I know that's actually been around as long as I've been doing my studies here, he legit just sells like bullshit religious paraphernalia and doesn't overdo it. It's a very very cucked culture in some regards because you see a lot of old people that are like 80 something and still desperate to work. Their own govt steals their pensions and shit, it's very fucked. Also like I said, a lot of the whores are just busted, like straight up fat ugly bitches desperate for any kind of work, and I guess they just burned their bridges everywhere else so they resort to that. But the work culture is so deep in their brain they just do it to pay the bills rather than to fund a degenerate lifestyle the actual degenerates who don't care at all are just street beggars or people trying to wash your car windows or trying to open doors for you at convenience stores, and nobody really gives em shit, because Mexican culture looks down on those people>>42786841I have an aunt also living in Mexico that got a free boobjob from a simp on one of those apps, plus a few vacations. I think she had an OF for a while, then eventually she got tired of whoring and became a real estate person
>>42786901the moon is on its period right now or something, got everybody acting goofy
>>42786901oh its a rick alt
>>42786868>based in their personality and looksits just looks, personality matters to no one
so now that the dust has settled, why did ppl hate my iconic hi pls love marie ok catch phrase so muchi got so many complaints abt it, i didnt think it was that big a deal
>>42786920I think it is endearing, love mamo!
>>42786899honestly, does anyone else agree he has a nice ass or is it just me?> t. gay anon
>>42786920a lot of people spend these threads trying to find ways to ask for love without saying it in as many words. i think subconsciously they feel a little jealous or taken aback when they meet someone who can just ask for it outright. i think being able to do that is a good thing
Blair get yer hole out for the lads
>>42786928He's angle fagging but he clearly works out.
>>42786899fag farrago
>>42786571>i also worry they will never look at me the same way againNo shit? Their son is a tanny prostitute
>>42786924:D mamo love u too <333>>42786929aw that makes me kinda sadlove everynona! but esp love nya chan <3
>>42786940love everynona ok
>>42786934what are we doing with this? no one wants to see this dude
>>42786934who is this? nice ass
>>42786947I do, actually
I deserve love, but I will never love the person that loves me, no part of me owes that to them, ever.
>>42786945let's!
>>42786947i do
>>42786899>which I like because it makes me feel powerfulthere is nothing powerful about being unable to attract a mate
>>42786947i do too
>>42786955i look like this and say this
*slaps rick's ass*
>>42786972thanks dawgy >_<>>42786959>>42786968are you anons joking?
>>42786971Start posting hole or I'm going to give up on you.
>>42786934He assmogs every single tranny in these threads
>>42786999trips of truth. I have that muscle ass baby
>>42786985i would never joke about something this serious>>42786992havent you seen more than your fill of it by now
>>42786999No way, mine is way less hairy at least
>>42787005mine is hairier
>>42787004I'm a glutton.
>>42787011i like that
>>42787009
>>42787015Gonna feed me or what?
>>42786939going to kms>>42786618i think so. they were judging me for unrelated things and i tried to get across that we live such different lives and they have no idea what its like to struggle. they said some hurtful stuff and it just slipped out. i feel so ashamed
>>42787034i am not. but godspeed
>>42787041you're nothing but a cumrag
>>42787045Casting you into the pit rn
>>42787041its hard to communicate across a gap like that, right? i think the most important thing is being secure in how you personally feel about it. once you figure that out other people's opinions kind of just stop mattering in the same way
>>42787054WAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa...... (plop)
rick you better never come around ohio
>>42787041>we live such different livesLike being a whore?
GEEET YOUR HOLE OUTGEEET YOUR HOLE OUT GEEET YOUR HOLE OUT FOR THE LAAAADS
>mom, dad, im a gay hookerlol
shame is for the weak, I can only achieve my own goals is I disregard this completely. I must only care about what my future gf thinks, everything else is irrelevant. the plight of others does not concern me, humans.
>>42787055I don’t really care about labels
>>42787063lick my nuts, you worm. you don't scare me
sitting in my choids lap while we 1v1 in halo. stealing kisses from him every time i kill him.
RAAAAA im da bad guy from star wars raaawr
Where do I met a man with money that wants a love starved boymoder to feminize, spoil lots and overall turn me into his pretty doll 24/7 ?im askin genuinely btw. Im from EU and 21yo if that matters
I'm at Circle K what snacks should I get
should i pay for a tranny bj tomorrow for a $100 or jerk off again
>>42787088pickle in a bag
>>42787074I do, labels help me figure out the world, without labels we don't have words, well this is more like fundamental more extreme versions of words and diction, definition, without words we have know way of shared thoughts and communication. Labels and words mean something
>>42787088fairlife protien drink
>>42787088bag w a poickle in it
>>42787087Stfu fred
>>42787087>EUworthless
Trannies should pay me to get to blow me
guys i high key fucked myself up yesterday going skating i just wanted you to know what became of me
>>42787094A picture is worth a thousand words
>>42787108
Alright where the vocaroo guy
>>42787108of course sarah is here. ew
>>42787108at least you did not suffer for long
White trannies won't let you suck their dick because their IQs are too high and they over-intellectualize having a penis as a woman. That's why brown trannies love to get sucked off. The Last Messiah but it's about why white trannies should let me slop them off.
>>42787056this is good advice thanks
wow, that vader guy sounds like a real asshole
rick what lifts do you do to get such a shapely butt
>>42787108genetic dead end
>>42787146I do a lot of seated leg squats. I also take fenugreek seed and a lot of supplements to boost muscle growth and butt-maxxing gainsive low key always wanted to bottom in trans porn but never had the right look. I applied for studios, they wanted me to do gay porn first and I was like... nahhhthe owner of theguysite offered me 5000 dollars to do a scene like 4 years ago... when I had hair :(
>>42787158We all are, retard. We'll rach wasn't, but they killed him....
>>42787097I somehow parsed gay sex from this
>>42787133i hope its at least a little helpful. im wishing you luck
>>42787170Gay sex
Lotta skanks here today
>>42787108Oh god my poor baby *kiss kiss kiss kiss*
>>42787088I got peanut butter combos and a huge dr pepper zero
>>42787174Don't be spelling pickle like that
>>42787186picgaysexkle
Bronya my therapist says I'm in self-sabotage modeI hate her I'm doing fine
there are guys that will deck you out with every surgery but they will shape you to how they want you to look, they won't let you decide how you look
>>42787193>herThere's your problem.
>>42787193eat her neck
>>42787164you only do leg squats?
>>42787118rude!>>42787128im in so much pain >>42787158i have sperm banked that i would love to donate but im just so lazy>>42787183thank you (u_u)
>>42787193she is lying to you because she is jealous of your beauty
>>42787198Those are reppers dressing up their avatar how they wish they wereNate Jacobs being hyper picky about his women in Euphoria type shit
>>42787198they know best
>>42786016Sorry Stu, I would have given this attention but I was in work.
>>42787186It's fun when things are slightly offkilter like when you gesture for someone to come over with one finger but you use two fingers to do it instead. I saw the emcee do it during a performance of Cabaret and it's literally the lewdest thing ever you can't unsee.
>>42787203I do like 3 different leg exercises. I just have big butt genes too.a local trans girl offered to seed me for her onlyfans, was too chicken shit to do it tho
bruh has multiple mental illnesses and thinks he should breed
>>42787208I knew it Like it's totally fine to get drunk every night and gain 14 lbs in a month
i dont need tranny snacks i already got a pickle in my pouch
>>42787121I don't think you mean mean me but I made the groans vocaroo
just looking at porn starts making my brain fuzzy, no touching necessary
>>42787218post her OF
https://youtu.be/dQybqaD_w9oAll I see is demons creeping in this fucking palaceCodeine, in my chaliceAll I do is kill, it's madnessMedieval shit, 'cause so much of evil shitYou don't want this fucking maceStraight, to your fucking faceFucking faceStraight joustingI'm a motherfucking killer, hoesI don't give a fuck you hoeLeave your body on the showYou don't want this fucking evil shitI'll conjure up a spellMake your body leave your soulAnd I'll leave your ass in hellComin' straight for your neckWith this motherfucking Tec-9Stop cryingDidn't have to happen if you stopped lyin'Karma bitch, might harm you bitchAnd leave your carcass in a ditchThey call me Mister Freddie DreddThey'll find your body with no headSixteen-hundreds boyThis ain't no artificial toySwift, strike to your neckBleeding for that fucking checkIt's that Loud Pack, heart attackBitches buying crackFreddie MAC-10
>>42787225back in my day we called that queening out
>>42787231No i meant the other guy
>>42787243it, like rick, is not real
friendly reminder to all tranners seeing a therapist is holding you back from passing and finding the man of your dreams
>>42787267fake nevvs
>>42787231But also you should post vocaroos
i want to kiss a boy
>>42787267Can i keep going to therapy if i already pass and i hate men
>>42787108Sarah we agreed you were going to be cautious skating because you dont want holes in your elbow
>>42787274a specific one or any?
i hate how addicting this place isgod i really love talking about myself anyway here's my other elbow im gonna try to get some work done ttfn!also smaller bruises on my hip/knee: https://unsee cc/album#PFP15hKJjDvj
The world would be a much better place if trannies were married off at 18 in arranged marriages to loving chudsbands
>>42787275Are we medless today?
>>42787275you pass as a transbian i just didnt want to list you as a cautionary tale because im working on being nice WITHOUT "professional" help
>>42787289What happens to the older trannies when their chudsband gets run over by a steamroller or something?
>>42787267my fucking THERAPIST is a bitch ass cunt religious christian bitch who wants me to detrans and isn't validating my identity and has no PHD and told me once she, "doesn't deal with these serious issues" when i asked about diagnosing me with anything she was like, "i don't do that". i'm like wtf so you don't know me, don't want to know me. "oh, you only play one game this entire 3 years i've seen you? I thought you played multiple games" no bitch you don't even listen to me fuck you i'm getting another therapist cunt
>>42787297no im medicated. im just weaning down so a little creeps in around the edges. also my tummy hurts and i have to clean. men will pay for this...
>>42787301good luck babe!
i am medicated polypharma thc addicted rapid cycling my emotions until i overdose on confusion
I have to be hungry today, I had one serving of non fat greek yogurt this morning.Around 4-5 pm Ill eat 2 servings of pasta with a little parmesan and Ill have carbs to lift around 8 pmThen, I can eat a ton of chicken tendies afterwards and Ill be around 1900 calories and 170 grams of protein
>>42787305me and my choid when i hear another tranny got married off to a chud
Any male that hasn't had sex by age 20 and passes a test to show they aren't an incel should be partnered with an arranged trans gf.
>>42787308>isn't validating my identity and has no PHDspeak english
smoked 6 bowls before entering this chat then 3 more while chatting
>>42787327But if they haven't had sex, and they aren't and incel, that means they are a volcel, meaning the trans girl will never have sex :(
>>42787333she has like the bare minimum degree and wont tell me who i am
>>42787336
>>42787339volcels are fakecels
making my choid eggs
>>42787309I'll clean for you babe. Not right now I'm busy haha. But I promise I will later.
>>42787341why do you feel the need for someone else to tell you who you are? is that not something innately known? i dont know myself by name. i know myself by body and by carefully crafted/situationally drawn upon characteristics. i dont need some stuck up cunt in an office to spend 50 minutes a week affirming my belief system because im not insane
>>42787351fucking lawl lol kek this caught me off guard wtf are those things? eyebrows really are important wow. demons? demonic?
>>42787351this is the bad guy from pans labyrinth after ffs
>>42787368Yayyyyyyyy
When you say you want to have sex with choids you means chasoids When i say I want to have sex with choids I mean chudoidsWe are not the same
>>42787351me and who
>>42787387Based
>>42787305They climb on top of his funeral pyre
hello everyone. how do i look
Oops forgot to weigh in this morn. Guesses?
>>4278741582.3
>>42787415one thousand kilograms
>>42787370telling me who i am gives me a path to follow. my therapist wont tell me if i am really a man or a woman. she tries to get me to focus not on labels but on my own feelings. what i want. not what these forums want or what reddit or twitter wants or what transphobes want. i shift between transphobic repression and true gender expression almost every single day. i hate transitioning so late in life. my single regret if i am being open and honest here is that i didn't start hrt at 19. i listened to my grandfather and father instead of going to the military and breaking off from these stagnant people. so many paths i didn't take in life because i wasn't told to take them by somebody else.
>>4278741579.9
>>42787400i want to fucking vore you
imagine bronya as the actor on raw time
>>42787400unbirth me?
>>42787453Raw time
>>42787463Raw time X3
>>42787433youd save yourself years of time and thousands of dollars by eating a handful of mushrooms and staring at a tree for 6 hours
>>42787422>>42787434You guys are getting better. What do you want
>>42787475holy shit i was off by 0.1
>>42787436i already knew that>>42787454ill have to birth you first
>>42787482Yes what is your request
>>42787475>>42787482i want you to admit hakari is the best boyfriend for kirara
>>42787470yes but that would require giving up control and tripping on psychadelics again which gave me ptsd last time and triggered childhood memories to bubble up to the surface. this caused my narrative to wake up and it was a woman so i panicked and gobbled a bar or two of xanax after eating a heroic dose of acid. i woke up still tripping. hit some weed. tripped again for a bit. played video games and then started transitioning which forced me into therapy by my family. yes i am scared of mushrooms because of acid. i keep thinking about mushrooms though since they're now medicine recognized by doctors and becoming legal in many states as a form of medicine. that or ketamine injection therapy. that would require doing something with myself though. action. is. scary.
>>42786910HOLY SHIT such cute autism. I feel so bad for not reading more than 2 words of that.
>>42787490this >>42787493
do i have cute autism... ><
>>42787507>>42787493Maybe if you were on the dot :)
>>42787517whatever i know its true :p
i dont belong anywhere
>>42787506I don't have autism, I'm just smart
>>42787528what's your autism score
>>42787512No
>>42787532idk what that is but it sounds like some commie gobbledygook
>>42787551shaking my head this wolf is retarded
>>42787532nta but mine is like 6 or 7
>>42787553I'm smart, I don't care about your made up human problems
>>42787556possibly the least autistic 4chan user in history
>>42787568thanks i try
the little dog might relapse and buy an energy drink..
>>42787267last time I went to a therapist she told me I could never expect to pass but that I would probably be okay. then she said I was a pretty boy and laughed
kill myaelf
>>42787633let me get a nut in first
>>42787599whats wrong with energy drinks
>>42787649not good for you + expebsive trying to stop drinking them
>>42787640no way
>>42787662just get the sugar free ones
>>42787504>i keep thinking about mushrooms though since they're now medicine recognized by doctorssorry but you might just be fucked
Been jerking off to tranny feet again, solo stuff is a lot better
>>42787670come on dude
i pity the fat chaser. i can give myself foot jobs at a lean 200
they say laughter is the best medicine...... so why does my doctor tell me to stop laughing..........
>>42784910wow capital fm what a crazy fuckass throwback that is, real ones remember galaxy fm
>>42787631Thats crazy you probably mog her too because youre so hot
Can't spell slaughter without laughter!
>>42787671i do get the sugar free onesthey’re still not good for you
got an appointment with the goth hairdresser for two weeks on saturday yeeha gonna get back into my pichu era
I feel so good it's a cold but sunny day I just got in from a walkOver 2 months of no alcohol tracking all my macros working out eating good!Never playing vidya or gooning and not being depressed!I think in like 2-3 months I'll be ready for a romantic relationship
>>42787703they're fine
>>42787719good boy
i cut my fringe and now i feel less tired and weak. more evidence that divine energy is stored in the forehead. i resolve to never again hide my solar panel from the world
Being a chaser wasn't my choice. Oral hygiene has always been huge to me and I know I know most trannies have fucked up mouths but thats not where this is going. I brush my teeth I gotta hit the tongue too. I got a big tongue. I go as far back as I can but I just cant get all the way to the back because any time I stick more than 4" of tooth brush in I dont just gag I straight up puke. Throw up in the sink almost every morning. Throw up in the shower a couple nights a week. I need to suck your estrogenized cocks out of necessity, I just can't handle a full thing
>>42787540Well
>>42787733this is why i became a tranner, the average chaser cock is even smaller
>>42787733Please dont construct bait out of my real lived experience. My culture is not your costume. It is so fucking hard out here i throw up 10x more than anyone else i know because of my big ass tongue
Is this a famous person?I saw this used as a reaction image and realized I'm just attracted to kinda uncanny weird looking women moreso than specifically trannies but trannies tend to have this trait a lot
>>42787719whats wrong with video games
>>42787733i kinda ran out of energy reading this about halfway through but i think i got the gist of it, i like sucking dicks too anon
>>42787685i will never ever let you nut in me
>>42787750in dentistry they call it a cow tongue
>>42787750Im being deadass. Ive been telling you for months now Im you but straight
>>42787733do their breaths smell bad cause all the dick they suck?
>>42787753uh oh they’re becoming self aware, it’s over for trannies if the boys all figure this out
>>42787753is that lady gaga
>>42787763Do they really. I think i have to kill myself>>42787753My love that is lady gaga>>42787764Is there hope for us. Are we going to make it. Do you also have a passion for rimming
>>42787755Nothing intrinsically but I struggle with moderation hence why I also have to fully abstain from alcoholGaming to me means ignoring a lot of important things to make room for gaming all the time. i have bad executive function so just keeping my house clean, working, cooking to eat clean, having a job, pursuing some time consuming hobbies, and taking care of my dog is all I can really handle becauseI will still kill hours doing nothing like sitting around listening to music browsing 4chan and tell myself I'll stop in ten minutes but I keep goingIf I got a gf 4chan would probably have to be the next thing I cut out
>>42787762let me nut in you PLEASE
>>42787780beg some more
>>42787777>rimmingNaur thats gay ts
>rimmingi can learn to play drums if that's what you want babe
>>42787774Just because I'm aware of it doesnt mean I'd stop pursuing trannies. I just think it explains the type of woman I pursue cis or trans and explains why I like trans women disproportionately to their share of the population >>42787777Bronya I'm anon so you may not know this but you frequently explain things to me
when will my books arrive. i want to own more books. no i dont know how to read
>>42787789its not THAT gay
Guys 6'4+
>>42787798can i be honest i probably made up like 90% of it. please treat my output the way you would the output of an LLM. i am not responsible for my posts and they may contain serious inaccuracies
btw is the chaser discord (its okay we all know it exists) like strictly a no girls allowed space or do you let transbian tops in?
>>42787812>LLMlesbian language model
>>42787812No it always seem convincing its always like pop culture type stuff like knowing who lady gaga is or some random celebrity trannies likeI'm like a hopeless unc that needs someone hip like you to keep me in the loop
>>42787788let me nut in your gushy boyhole pweeze my penis is tiny so you wont even feel anything and i promise to cum every day beforehand so my load is really small and watery so you'll barely need to clean up
Ranked from least to most gay>fucking pussy >sucking gock>fucking tranner ass>fucking foid ass>making out with tranner+frotMy persnal cut off line>eating pussy>kissing girls>eating tranner ass
>>42787819large lesbian model is my career plan for the future when woke goes mad and they need a girl that visibly stinks bad on every runway
>>42787809I'm 6'4 but you have to renounce Destiny or it wont work out
>>42787809what about short guts
>>42787828>gaychasers>straighttranners
>>42787822dont worry i have developed an encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture in order to protect myself from evil twinks. please consult me any time i can help it would be my pleasure to assist
>>42787828I've eaten tranny ass but have and probably will never suck gock
>>42787828sucking gock is less gay than fucking troid ass?
>>42787823aww. ill let u if u wear 10 condoms
>>42787843why is this true. chasers are always talking about how its gay for the tranner not for them. im not worried at all that its gay. they seem very worried about it being gay and devote their waking hours to studying it. Much to consider
>>42787835Denounce him in favor of what
>>42787846how did it taste
>>42787844Are twinks commonly evil?
>>42787842What about shorts guts
>>42787859Like cherry Coca Cola
>>42787861They're evil if they aren't around their foid handlers
>>42787862guys
>>42787870What a fascinating cultureDo you ever have to fight them?
>tfw you pull this movement off when the tranny is taller than you to flip the script
>>42787873No
>>42787850am i that gross to you?
>>42787882once in a while. but they're usually all bark and no bite
>>42784894>QOTT: Did you have a celebrity crush when you were younger? Who was it? Bryce Dallas Howard in Spider-Man 3 had a serious effect on me.>>42787843>gay >chasers I actually consider myself straight. I'm only attracted to cis and transgender women. I used to be into femboys and twinks but I've lost all attraction to them.I think I am going to watch The Last Duel later tonight, I've only heard good things and have watched an embarrassingly low amount of films this year.
bf who fucks twinks while i watch
>>42787884That girl looks shorter than him
>>42787884I will never experience this on account of being exceptionally massive. Which is fine, but i will allow myself one post timer's interval to grieve what could have been.
>tfw no cuckquean tranny gf
>>42787895do u believe u deserve to feel good
not enough cuckold content where the bull the fucks the chaser while the troid watches
bf who gets fucked by twinks while i watch
>>42787884I used to do this in the shower with her, yes she was taller than me
fucking a chaser in the bumhole in front of his failed male trannoid gf
>>42787631my first therapist was rly adamant i didnt n she was like "ohhh but ur the most sensitive boy ive ever met" or "i think you rly embody a perfect balance of masculine and feminine" when the convo got there it was. odd
Chasers who call themselves straight when they see girl penis
There is zero tranny cuckquean content online which is shocking for how common the fantasy seems to be
why does this isotonic drink ive been enjoying have 20g of protein in it per 100ml
stu taking out all sexual frustrations on me while i stay locked eye to eye with bronya
>>42787938Its like christmas morning when you move her clocky panties out of the way and her limp little cock slides out
>>42787953blink if you need help
>>42787940well duh its cuz poly transbians still have like 70% marketshare over trannies jsjsksksjs
>>42787954what are clocky panties
>>42787956blinkless emotionless with a single tear rolling down my cheek
>>42787924this is good too>>42787953this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. and it will hurt bronya worst of all
>>42787906Just jump on me like norbit
>>42787973cums everywhere>>42787975this is always the way. my pain is eternal
>>42787979is this just a movie about a guy cheating on his fat wife and divorcing her. thats not a comedy thats a horror movie
>>42787911uh, hello?? right here??>>42787940well come over and we can make some then??i really don’t think i’m being used to my full potential around here
>>42787975are you sure?
>>42787954chasers are slightly gayer than gay
i yapped like two paragraphs abt this scary dream i had but it felt like blabbering so i didnt post
>tfw you pull this move off when the tranny is shorter than you to put her in her place
>>42788001how YOU doin!?
>>42788008i do honestly think its less gay to be a normal faggot than it is to be a chaser
>>42788010blabbering is the backbone of cg. we all love you. please blogpost to your heart's content anyone who complains is either a tourist or jealous of your charm and favour
What the trans porn culture needs in 2026>Tranny watching her boyfriend fucking twinks and cis pussy from her cuck chair, ideally caged or hands free orgasm, maybe they are filming and occasionally pan down to their locked up or rock hard micropenis>More fetishization of the tranny stripe>Romantic breeding porn with the tranny wearing lacey bridal lingerie
>>42788012Ngghhh neeeeed
Gay? I don't really care, I'm eating ass, if she wants to eat my ass, then she's just gotta give warning so I shave
Any tranny want uppies?
>>42788013
>>42788027yes this is what you're made for
>>42788026i wonder if i should invest in bridal lingerie. if i'll never have a wedding it's like the next best thing right. and im cvnty i could do something chic with it. i'll practice my embroidery and think about it. obviously a veil. maybe a pregnancy belly?
>>42788026omg yaaaaash
>>42788010Good job we don't care about your yapping
>>42788031
>>42788031i do but as we earlier established this is not possible. i apologise
>>42788026yes tranners are made for bridal lingerie t. heart stripe
>>42788024>>42788050im a robot who just does what ppl tell me too my heads gonna esplode
>>42788026what is the tranny stripe. the other stuff is based af btw
>>42788031hell yeah being 5’8.5” off the ground isn’t enough i gotta see what’s going on
>>42788043Really?
>>42788066LMAO im sorry im sorry
We're putting hummus up her ass
>>42788067When trannies go on estrogen the stripe from their anus to the tip of their cock darkens into a noticeable lineSo it's a visible sign of being a male with high estrogen
>>42788067the line that gets darker from estrogen exposure that runs from your hole to maybe your belly button or past it
>>42788052There isn't a tranny alive I can't uppies
>>42788086>>42788095the perineal raphe
>>42788105i also would really prefer for them to call it the perineal raphe. but they do not want to do this
>>42788096bet
i never tried to see my line if it got darker. should i do it
im the only real chaser the rest of y'all are trannies
You little just make shit up lol. Firstly its the penile raphe not perineal, its the same color from birth, and the linea negra is entirely unrelated to it
Just had to check my stripe, it's light coloured, phew
I shouldn't be surprised that there's a high overlap of being a failed male and having a cuck fetish
my perineal raphe is jet black, like the intestine of a shrimps
>>42788117do you know what color it was before
>>42788131its not for me but i support our cucks
>>42788131Dont believe them, they lie. If you try to cuckhold a trans woman with a cis woman she'll pretend its okay but that'll break her.
why would they make a show about the one emperor that is famous for fucking basically no bitches and just reading all day
Porn ideaMale rapes a transbian top straight while her bottom gf watches and jerks off while tied up in the cuck chair
>>42788086holy shit i just checked you’re right, how did i not know about this until now??
>>42788086post a picture i need to see this
>>42788151possibly my own wishful thinking but surely there is more of an angle if the top is in the cuck chair
>>42788151Okay this is kinda based. But we both know most trans tops are switches its just their bottoms are strict bottoms.
>>42788010wish bpdmoder was more like you
This kind of porn is EXTREMELY fucking hot
porn doesnt hit the same if there isn't incest or cucking involved
>>42788162The top would be seething in that case, they need to be broken in by a man and made trutrans. The bottom is watching knowing she's next and getting off on her former top getting dominated is a double cucking
>>42788162I think two immigrant cis men breaking into your home and raping two transbians would be kinda hot.
evidence of my darkened perineal raphehttps://litter.catbox.moe/p0wp8p0vvdpu1b8g.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/j3r49uvxana76dvc.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/4rnmg0j4y0ca7dtr.movhttps://litter.catbox.moe/f5vdsvxxlx9jidd8.mov
>>42788086I had this before estrogen though, and I wasn't a bitch tits low T loser
>>42788180mmmmmmm yes you're right as always. im pandering to too low of a common denominator. i just don't want to put too much of a burden on the script writers>>42788187Where is the second transbian coming from. Are you talking about my mom. is she secretly trans
>>42788188It's not darkened though
>>42788177it looks like a chair to me
>>42788188Wish you posted this Friday so i could jerkoff to it
>>42788188You have a beautiful stripe stu
>>42788202Look harder, use your imagination
>>42788193Two transbians. A top and a bottom. Getting raped by two cis male immigrants. They'd be living in a blue state.
>>42788213my home? in a blue state?
Porn idea, I have raunchy sex with a tranny, nobody is watching and it isn't recorded
>>42788223Too kinky
>>42787930that is, they're so weird and unprofessional sometimes
>>42788195i knew the hrt wasnt working fug>>42788208why not today>>42788209ty :)>>42788212two guys making their penises kiss and they both have really long balls
>>42788187Reel it in a bit
>>42788215Well idk about specifically you, it was just as example. You arent a transbian are you?>>42788223Hot. but its secretly being recorded through your alexa.
My therapist but it's just another man who sucks my cock
>>42788229I'm at a point of my life where i can only jerkoff during weekends.I don't know why either
>>42788234I am a political transbian and devout heteropessimist. i see lesbianism as the last vestige of hope for womankind, and an ethical obligation upon us all
>>42788177I believe that's called spit roasting.>>42788228I once googled my first and only therapists name and her tits were the top result in google images.
Porn idea, I have hot and degrading sex with my tranny, she writes a greentext about it and posts it here
>>42788249queen shit
>>42788242A man giving you therapy-speak while sucking you off sounds interesting. Then he rubs rocks against your girlcock to center the chi.>>42788247That... Honestly that didnt make any sense. Your like anarcho-feminist?
>>42788249Correct!!!
>>42788258i am an anarchist but that's largely unrelated to my opinions on the male question
>>42788253Based
>>42788258I'm a dude
Porn idea: Free use tranny getting fucked while installing arch linux manually
Buenos días a todos
>>42788233me on the right
>>42788270This would happen to me if i used dogshit linux distros
Porn idea. Have a room full of trans women fuck pumpkins, papayas, cantaloupe, honeydew melons, and then chop up the fruit and feed it to strangers from a food truck.>>42788269So... do you know therapy speak?>>42788265Men do make me feel unsafe. Unless im dating one then that one male makes me feel secure.
>>42788279i wanted you to have somewhere comfortable to sit
>>42788288Slaps you
>>42788288yeah that's sort of the whole scam. every time a man describes himself as a protector, you should think, "from who?"
>>42788253i would be posting about it here before you even finished massaging me icl
>>42788253This has happened to me at least twice, one time I watched her write it. The other time wasn't about us having sex but it was about me and someone reposted it to Twitter and it got 8 thousand views.
They call it the Stu Stuhl
>>42788296w-why did you hit me ;_; I dont like pain.>>42788298sad to say, but your kinda right. Unless you have a gun or a large enough dog you arent gonna feel safe at night. Especially when you see a man in the distance.
I need to nut in a tranny and fall asleep on top of her as she writes the greentext
>>42788314it's important to take the necessary precautions in all matters concerning men
>>42788143blue. its green now
>>42788314I don’t want you getting too comfortable around men
>>42788245its almost the weekend>>42788292you are very kind>>42788309they do not call it that
>>42788296ccould you hit me too pleas
>>42788322aspufhgbibsdasgudhf just finishing having sex and already posting it on the /tttt/ smug greentext thread
How much weight can troons take on top of them
>>42788331Isn't that bad? You want trans women comfortable around men. Otherwise we get an influx of transbians femcels.
>>42788343Regular troon: 300lbsBronya: 10 trillion lbs
Tranny laying on the ground wanting me to give her a back massage with my weight so I jump and stomp with both feet on her lower back
>>42788336I’m sure you know that would be impossible
>>427883435 krillion kilos
do y’all like my new ring a junkie sold it to me
Ah yes chasergen, a place where the trannies exclusively date and fuck women and hate men
>>42788359Slytherin ahh ring
>>42788359Pretty hand, ring is so so
>>42788361did you miss the meta attraction porn fantasies
>>42788359Thats an unholy artifact. He passed the curse onto you. Did you not watch "Drag me to hell"!? Go find that man and give it back.
>>42788359Old hands. Aunt needs to retire already.
>>42788359I wish our homeless did useful stuff like that here, they just destroy things and shit themselves instead
>>42788324>>42788298>>42788265whats made you sperg out about men this time? you're spending a lot of time on it
>>42788353this is literally all i want in life
>>42788355why ..
>>42788188your gut is so fucking huge
>>42788343I'd say a lot. I am almost 220lbs and my fiancee frequently uses me as a weighted blanket.>>42788359Looks cool! I like the design.
>>42788386You know why, Hime
>>42788391>my fiancéeseething
>>42788334Maybe i'll jerkoff to them tomorrow out of respect for your work
>>42788395Hola Misty
>>42788361its mainly just bronya, shes incapable of love and stuff
Okay but I actually need a tranny gf to walk on my upper back and decompress it
I feel scared for the Mexican tranners rn with all thats happening over there regarding the cartel.
Stu has the most fuck worthy ass shame about the crippling self esteem.
>>42788423Don't worry, dawgy is protecting them
>>42788366it will go well with the rest of my snake paraphernalia >>42788369don’t lie, the hand is terrible but the ring is baller>>42788380I am an unholy woman, the ring should be afraid of what I will make it do. I have the power to bend these things to do my bidding. The gato has learned too >>42788381what about this hand is it aunty certified too>>42788382honestly he probably stole it, so it’s not like he’s up to any good either
>>42788418Recreate this audiohttps://www.tiktok.com/@moovinfr8/video/7597073302196210958
>>42788435You are cute af but your hands give me the ICK
Hey, that vacation resort town where there's all the cartel violence - after it settles the resort fees will probably be rock bottom and there could even be airline deals. Do you all want to fly there for a week?
>>42788427when rudolph the red nose reindeer gets sick they call in stu and hook stu up to the sleigh ass backwards
>>42788446Although, and to be fair, i have feminine hands for a guy. My friends used to make fun of me about how small they areYou know what they say tho, small hands = big dick and it checks out
I wonder if MtF Gang members are hsts or agp
I started rewatching game of thrones and the name resemblance was just too close to skip over
my hands look like veiny leather and so does my cock who want me
>>42788466Hsts without a shred of doubt
one day I will climb on top of my cg bf and ride him like this
>>42788414Hello Sanny
>>42788446it's okay I grew up in the hood and got in a lot of fights and did a lot of blue collaring and I continue to abuse my hands while kitchen slaving I know they look pretty bad, I don't think it's ever gonna change, I just can't sit still
So I just watched some polish incel kill his grandparents with a hatchet and one of the videos was a pov shot of him swinging the tool into his head
>>42788475Based
>>42788435I was just kidding about the aunt hands. Your hands look perfectly fine you autistic bitch.
>>42788435No, I love that hand, I want to hold that hand
>>42788481Don't you hydrate them and that sort of gay stuff?
>>42788481Csg Loves a working girl. A girl who can handle herself in a fight. To protect whats hers.
My hands are chopped
>>42788498Omg jack and Jill with Adam Sandler!?
>paper plates>video gameslaughing my gock off
>>42788491not really, just sunscreen and that's itI tried to do tret for a while to erase some of the scarring but it didn't really do much, and eventually I realized that some scars run deep so at most they just sorta start blending in on their own, it's what happened to a lot of my facial scars, they just sorta blend in on the rest of my face now
>>42788453>>42788453>>42788453Please respond
>>42788475do choids like their tranny to ride them or is it too passive a role to take?
>>42788522The furthest into Mexico I'll go is Rosarito
>>42788516Indians of certain backgrounds believe working is beneath them so they don't even cook or clean
Also. Cinderella, Princess Tiana, Mulan, and the Irish one all would have working girl hands. As well as karlach and laezel
>>42788515Why is that what you notice first>>42788516Not my games I don't play ekis bokis siris ekis
>>42788514oh fuck this has reminded me i totally still need to buy a new pen lmao
>>4278852798% of girls cant ride adequately. i always have to take the hips and jackhammer from the bottom
>>42788527We ride tranny gocks and bounce on it. We do tricks on that thang. None of us top, that's just a meme we made up to trick trannies.
I'd let my tranny ride me
>>42788543Well I saw the transformers too but that one was too easy. I love seeing smalll details in photos. Whenever yall post nudes I look in the background to see small stuff that can tell a lot about a person :]
>>42788546Glad to be of service
>>42788498They look like normal woman hands I don't see the issue. Ser Alliser Thorne in the back, he was a real prick but I always enjoyed his character. Frankly he's the kind of man you'd want on The Wall.>>42788527I like it because in my opinion it's the best view of her.
>>42788518I have facial scars too but i'm a guy so i just don't really care
>tfw you trap a tranny into falling in love with you and then demanding she switch and she reluctantly doesso good
>>42788549ngl im terrible at it, the angle is quite difficult to line up, it’s maybe the one area cis girls can reasonably outcompete us, but once i get srs its over>>42788551NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO detransitioning to choid so i can bottom more
Also I think my body is overly sensitive to estrogen bc my tits fucking hurt man. Like its genuinely excruciatingly painful. I wish I could be topless just my shirt is killing me. Even then when I lay down and the skin on my back is pulled in one direction I feel it in my tits like needles. I cant imagine this being pleasurable for anyone
Game of Thrones should have had hot trannies, its only eunuchs are unambiguously men
A tranners weak point. Their still growing breast. Unless they are 5+ years on hrt. Then I dont think theres more development.
>>42788549This.A lot of them try to bounce way too high and it feels like they're trying to break my dick. Bitch I'm not a porn star calm down and roll your hips.
Game of Thrones remake starring Bronya as Varys
>>42788602Probably overseas. Dont forget there was a black guy. He was a merchant from afar. So if we ever explore the rest of the world. there's problems tranners
>>42788498Looks very nice actually
>>42788602There was one though
Game of thrones will probably be remade with AI using only the books as source material
>>42788615Can I be zaro zoan daxos
>>42788626Which one? The unsullied and varys are eunuchs but not fem at all
>>42788390no its notttttt my body is just pointed down so u can see it im not fat im not fat im not fat>>42788405if theyre still up>>42788427what does my self esteem matter
>>42788644I was gonna make a joke but its too far
>>42788527I'm trying to look at you so doggy is pretty low on the scale for me compared to most things even if it is the "easiest"
>>42788602The closest I can think of would be Satin in the novels. He was a male prostitute who became a member of the Night's Watch, Jon Snow describes him as being as pretty as a girl.
>>42788646>if theyre still upi have photographic memory. Those 2 images and 2 videos are now burned into my brain until i decide it's time to erase them
we gotta hold hands or else I can't bust
>>42788664i should reread the books>>42788673i see
need post apocalyptic tranners.
>>42788684tunnel snakes (hsts) rule!
>>42788677Hot
>>42788188My babies are meant to go in that hole.
>>42788653the position that provides the best angle to stimulate a transgender woman is the one with the least intimacy and eye contact. truly a clown world
>>42788701Stu can't get pregnant. I've tried before
Breaking up with your 8.5/10 cis girl for a 7/10 trans girl.
>>42788701i dont want a baby>>42788707it doesnt work with pictures
>>42788704Hmm I think missionary works pretty well
>>42788714abortion?
do you ever think about how everyone born with a prostate is capable of having a prostate orgasm but the overwhelming majority never will? kinda sad in a way
>>42788707You didn't cumstack enough.
>>42788717you never fucked a tranny stfu
>>42788704Intimacy > cumming
>>42788717does it? maybe it’s just me being a fat sweaty virgin but i can’t get my head round how that position is possible, like how can you get into my ass when i’m on my back? isn’t the hole way too low?
>>42788684How would she get her hormones in the apocalypse, you also wouldn't be able to comfortably penetrate her. Frotting would get boring after a while I think.
>>42788729How do you know that?What about me? Have i fucked a tranny?
>>42788739Use spit.
>>42788736Legs up
>>42788735yeah absolutely but cumming is fun, i wanna be intimate AND scream my throat hoarse, is that too much to ask for?
>>42788664There's sweets as well, but there might be some intersex shennanigans going on there
tunnel snakes rule
>>42788688Underrated post
Dumping my trans gf after the apocalypse because she's going to masculinize without HRT
My foot shadow is so manly gaaash fucj my shitty foot shadow hon life
I'm gonna put my snake in her tunnel if you know what I mean
>>42788748i’m lying on my bed right now trying to position myself in a way where i could comfortably have sex while lying on my back and i cannot work it out, legs up or not, i genuinely cannot visualise how it would work
>>42788741I know he hasn't because he cries when he takes his shirt off on video calls
>>42788739Im 100% raiding the pharmacy for all the estrogen and t blockers and pull an immortan Joe and just hoard it for my brides.>>42788766post feet
>>42788722Women don't want men to have prostate orgasms. They call us gay for wanting to have them. They hate us.
>>42788772Thats interesting lore. Why would he do that?
7 years. only ever used sports bras ;_;do i visit a Victoria's Secrets?
>>42788769Okay I’m coming over, you clearly need some help
>>42788787repper
>>42788783women can rim guys and finger their prostate while milking them by hand tho.
>>42788774>Im 100% raiding the pharmacy for all the estrogen and t blockers and pull an immortan Joe and just hoard it for my brides. Incredibly based.>>42788769Just type in trans missionary into the reddit search bar and look at one of the thousands of videos that pop up.
>>42788804We love women who do, but only non-misandrist women do this. Unfortunately, that's a minority of women.
>>42788718yes... butt abortion..
>>42788811
>>42788801I would cry too but that's because i am fat
>>42788766>My foot shadow is so manlyI could never actually date one of you. It would be so exhausting lmaooo
>>42788783idk i would want my boyfriend to experience it, like i wouldn’t top a boy but like fingering during a blowjob or something would be a lot of fun for him i would imagine>>42788792omg FINALLY he gets the hint, ill make sure im warmed up by the time you get here and you can demonstrate x
Bottom chaser rights. We're all bottoms but we have to pretend to be tops. We want gock. Gocky wocky. Rick was right.
>>42788829It's a joke you autist
>>42788772God can you release the maiq files already, this shit is juicy as hell
>>42788815very selfish. though not a lot of men give oral.>>42788833Valid and based. Seems odd to waste a girlcock by strict bottoming
>>42788774Ew
>>42788841I'm am actual autist please stop doing ableism at me
>>42788831Haha this is the way to manipulate a man10/10
>>42788791they have a new perfume I'm fond of. rush, I think. you should try it if you go. it's light and fresh, like sea salt and citrus>>42788815I'm a misandrist and I do this. What now>>42788827i hope one day you can be free to be fat. I love you
anyone ever develop feelings towards a hooker?
>>42788858I've been on the other end. it's very unpleasant
>>42788846if you don't want to post your feet because its manly. then forget i asked.probably arent even cute.
they're just feet, they can't be ugly or sexy, they're just feet
>>42788864Ew
>>42788863stfu fatass you're unlovable you would never understand how i feel
>>42788870Lol
>>42788870I'm very easy to love. I think you might be easier to love than you allow yourself to be. but it's hard for me to say that as a stranger. be gentle with yourself, anon
>>42788870relax friend. Your feelings are valid and genuine but see it from her view. to her, its a job. Nothing less nothing more.
>>42788858Not really but i could see myself doing it. I can save her
>>42788863You're a whore? I thought you got no play outside transbian hookups?
>>42788831That's very nice of you. A finger in the butt always spices things up.>>42788856You on the other hand are demonic and untrustworthy. You would scratch my insides.
listen choids, as the four wise men once said “cum together, right now, over me”
If I do 5 days of nofap I think I can nut in a tranny so hard during a blowjob it comes out of her nose
>>42788855hey i’m not manipulating, simply inviting and manifesting
>>42788900Angry dragon. You know ball
does anytranny know where i can get a fake septum ring
I'm the Harvey Milk of bottom chasers
>>42788900god i want an angry dragon so fucking badly rn
>>42788892have we not talked about this? I've lived many lives>>42788897:3 doesn't the thrill make it more fun. besides my nails are short now I couldn't possibly do any harm even if i wanted to. what danger is a declawed kitten, anon...
MLM have had their day. When will Men that want to be sodomized by women get the respect they deserve?
I'm the Dikembe Mutombo of fumbling the perfect tranny after getting really really close
>>42788908you're probably looking at online for that kind of thing, unfortunately...
when to da damn docotr he darn told me i got an excess of yellow bile n dat it accentuates muh choleric qualities my doctor done told me i got an excess of yellow bile here man
>>42788900yeah but wouldnt you cum in less than 30 seconds?
>>42788929it doesn't show up when i search
repenting from chaserhood on my death bed by asking my son to write she/her on my tombstone
what if i rose up.....
>>42788498Very based GOT fan
>>42788924>have we not talked about this?Is this your prior twink thing where you'd get used by rooms full of guys and stuff?
Fingering a chaser and hitting his boyremoval button by accident
My back is absolutely killing me today and my sides are all sore, curse my tall blue collar life. I can't imagine how the people back then handled this shit, I'd have asked for a sword through the heart honestly.
The two top posts on the angry dragon sub are severe needs for me
>>42788952that's what they want
>>42788944Normally this would be a good thing but I'm going to advise former right wing terrorists to not do that
Goodnight trannies, I love you all
>>42788897well it would but on this >>42788924 note my nails are actually really long rn and in a few days they’ll be long, hard and pointy so i actually think you might have it backwards
FACT: Bottom chasers are subhumans and do NOT deserve respect
>>42788968goodnight, transgender dreams <3
>>42784897This is gonna be the new ig
Paying a tranny to go to a random guy's funeral to cry and grieve so everyone knows he was a faggot
>>42788994I want at least 5 crying trannies at my funeral or I didn't chase hard enough
choid bf
>>42788764uhmmm what is orchi?
>>42788933really? I get countless results for "fake septum jewelry"
>>42788951nah that was entirely recreational
>>42789020Go on then, tell us some stories
>>42788969it's poetic in a way... the one with no intent to harm holds the weapon, whereas the one with intent has none.... there's a romance to it right
>>42789029i have laundry to hang up. remind me another time
It'd be nice to make a straight-ish clone of bronya that didn't hate me for things i didnt done do
>>42788973It is pretty rare to see Futa x male or Tranner on male content. Futa on male makes more sense then male on futa. Like at that point just fuck a girl? idk.Like even if the bottom chaser no longer wants to be a man anymore. id be okay with that. Means I did my job. Creating another Trans person and one less cis person. Then suggest they get bottom surgery. but idk. maybe thats stupid...
>>42789039if that's the impression you have of me I fear you would have even worse luck with the clone
>>42789042Nah these are normal thoughts for coping transbians to have because you want fuck and get fucked by trannies yourself
>>42789046Idk I take blanket statements seriously
anyone here try sniffles?
Idk about bottom chaser specifically, but if she offers I'm taking her up on that deal immediately, stupid foids don't get a monopoly on anal
>>42789052Nah i prefer topping. anyone more femenine would be on bottom compared to me. Only person I could imagine more masculine than me is probably a Chaser top. Chaser bottoms id say are a bit of an equal. Im slightly above them in the pecking order. But im Bisexual or whatever the term is.
>>42789070
>>42789084how was your experience?
>>42789080youre pansexual. anything could turn you on if its fried
>>42789070I've browsed a little but never used it all that seriously. it's popular though for sure
>>42789090I just went on it for a laugh at how high the numbers were when I was in a gay resort town
>>42789092I do love cast iron. But I dont usually prefer fried items. Oil is expensive af
>>42789065I don't say anything I don't mean. this type of viewing systemic conversations as personal attacks are exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. i feel for you, really. it must be hard for men
>>42789046I mean isn't it pretty warranted with statements like that?
>>42789031hmm what makes you think i hold no intent to harm???
>>42789116>it must be hard for menpretty hard for everyone rn, but yeah i'll always be a mans man to a degree, i care a lot for the men in my life. there's not really a "systemic conversation" when it comes to just straight up misandry imo, besides, this is the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""heterosexual""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" flirting thread
>>42789134you take 4 of those sets of quotation marks off or else
