>guy I like doesn't like me (he's straight)>there's a girl who likes me but I don't like her (I'm gay)>the guy I like likes the girl that likes me>he said that since she likes me, and I like him, if I can convince her to have a threesome he will let me smash>she says she will only have the threesome if I smash herwhat do I do /lgbt/?
this was the entirety of my teen years i sorta gave up after encountering this exact situation over and overexcept no threesomes, just the guy didn't like me, the girl liked me, and the guy liked the girl
>>42786267If she knows you're gay she only said that to taunt you (because she knows you won't fuck her)You should slam some fucking cialis, send her a cock pick and fuck the shit out of her pretending she's the dude
>>42786280I would have smashed, regardless of gender. Just close your eyes or put a cloth over her head
>>42786267crack and smash and blast and destroy them both
>>42786267have the threesome
>>42786478it was really disappointing having sex with women, even where I was attracted to their boyfriends, it just was boring and they enjoyed it more than I did
I'm so glad that we're on 4chan and this story is therefore 100% fabricated.
>>42786576I mean maybe but I kept running into variants of the same "I find a guy hot he either is dating or wants to date this girl who is also in our friend circle and she is into me despite me being flamboyantly gay and he isn't interested at all" over and over and over
>>42786593Idk, was it the plot of some normalfag movie?
>>42786593what? where did you hear these stories?
>>42786991stories? no this kept happening to me irl in various different places so I just sort of stopped trying to befriend men who were not overtly gay and interested
>>42787014nobody ever showed interest in me in my whole life wtf are you doing?
>>42786267If it's just about sex, why not just look for a guy who actually wants to fuck you? Because if you're even considering this, then this isn't about love. And if it's not about love, why would you degrade yourself by fucking a woman just to sleep with some guy you don't love?
>>42787042um do you not get the theme that the hot guys were not into me at all?women being into you as a gay guy means nothing
>>42787109because I don't like 60+ yo grindr guys bro, I want hot cute guys
>>42787546And this straight guy is the only hot cute guy in the whole world?
>>42787557the only one who has said he's considering having sex with meman, pussy isn't that bad, otherwise why are 90% of all gay men in hetero relationships in china?
>girl I like likes meDamn OP I cant empathize
>>42787866>why are 90% of all gay men in hetero relationshipsthis is not just in china, its everywhere, and they why is because women want it that wayif men can opt out of taking care of a woman, they will, men are naturally bisexual for the most part, so they have to keep men tethered to foids
