>>42786596dogs, cats, or no pets at all?
>>42789000no pets at all
This thing. You can either fill it out here and I'll add you manually or you can join my league here: https://www.poolsmmm.org/l.aspx?oi=kM4bcModcZGeGrGj+V5+Bw==joining the league means a login but you can use a throwaway email. otherwise I'll input brackets if I get any here and update the gen throughout the season
CatsPeople who hate cats and pets not be trustedThis big baby is snoring
>>42789035cats are easy
>>42789040Starts next week friday. here's the cal of events & rules>Combatants are arranged in a four division, single elimination tournament.>Combatants have assigned seeds 1-16, with “1” being the best-ranked combatant within the Division and “16” typically the worst-ranked combatant. Same & Different Division is special in 2025, pay close attention to subDivision.>A single individual at peak “combat” condition represents their species as combatant- for some species this may be a male or female, depending on the natural history of the species. >Keep season in mind- March is spring in the Northern hemisphere & Autumn in the Southern hemisphere. Combatant physical condition & priorities may vary with season, depending on the natural history.>The combatants are considered as encountering each other on a field of battle:>5a. Rounds 1, 2, & 3 the better/lower seeded combatant has Home Habitat Advantage. The worse-seeded combatant is the visitor, unless the combatants live in the same habitat.>5b. Rounds 4, 5, & 6 (the Elite Trait, the Final Roar, & the Championship), the field of battle is randomized among 4 possible habitats: >OCEAN REEF: a ridge of material at or near the surface of the ocean, natural reefs are typically coral. >SWAMP: an area of land permanently saturated, or filled, with water with lots of trees.>DESERT: an area that receives very little precipitation.>EUCALYPT FOREST: Forests dominated by ~800 species in the three genera Angophora, Corymbia and Eucalyptus. Eucalypts evolved from rainforest ancestors, adapting to an environment in which drought, nutrient-poor soils and fire were increasingly common.>To “win” a battle, a combatant has to be holding the field of battle at the end of the encounter. Withdrawing from the encounter, fleeing, hiding, or total knock out (carnage) count as a defeat.
>>42789058no pets is easier
>>42789071cats are rewardingwhen you wake up and they have huddled next to your face, all worth it
I like both cats and dogs!>>42785166I'm in California c:
>>42789056Aww how precious ^-^
>>42789087i don't want a pet and nothing about having a pet will ever be more rewarding than waking up without the pet i never wanted
Hey Lucky Star, CDC is single and in Florida
red: all tripfags get sent to Africa, and there's no internet there (now), they can never leavegreen: you get a little kitty to keep
>>42789125red
Temur Larpek vs. Shiza Bartek
>>42789156Larpinov*
>>42789125Green!!!
i hate when you guys post half naked men. like why? why do you have 2 do that
Bcuz its ramadan sister anon
>>42789206ramadan bomb-athon>>42789125green
>>42789213Wait this kinda eats can she shoot lazers out of her mega bob
>>42789201it's as if you don't want to see them
>>42789221i don't, exactly.
Deltoid Fartek
>>42789213Maam your bob... its phat
>>42789224you disappoint me
>>42789219your dad can shoot cum lasers into my bussy, bitch
>>42789245delta, do you think a guy like that would ever be with a guy like you?
Love both, but its cat for me.>>42789035I'd live with the dirtiest of dogs and cats before I ever touch a brown person like you. Post hands.
ninia gayden
>>42789251I want to ride your dad while my dad fucks my mouth
>>42789256of course notdoesn't mean I can't ogle them
Why is saying nigger worse than saying tranny in public?
>>42789268The sexual tension between me and ryu is CRAZY
>>42789280Imagine if you tried to talk to them in real life. They would be confused, then irritated. They want nothing to do with you.
>>42789281I don't know anon, but I do know I want to meet a kind man that can finish my sentences and know exactly what I am thinking. <3
>>42789245gross
>>42789281It's cause of her
>>42789280you would be the bttm herebet you take it like a champfag
>>42789280Kek im the little girl in the back
>>42789297well duh>>42789316still a top
the guy shittin next to me dragd his toilet paper on the floor and picks it upmust be spoaking up all that delectable bacteria to infest his ass withthis is why i hate straight men, they're disgusting
>>42789333your vision of homosexuality seems quite heteronormative
soaking*
Did furries go too far this time?
>>42789365
:(
not gonna hurt myself tonightjust another night in the long string of spending intense effort to not just fuck everything up
>>42789111>>42789389Keep my dick out your mouth.
>>42789357yeah!personally i want the dirty bacteria coming from an aging tweakers pisser
it's fun AND educational. what's not to love?
>>42789475that is a chile
>>42789491Babes you gotta try during more active hours and maybe on the an and the whole tranny board asswell
>>42789452Thank you for trying to do something nice in gg at least
>>42789505>>42789510cant have any fun here. nvm then, yeah i'll go make a thread in /an/ ig.
you know what we called people like you back in my day? retards
>>42789519The only fun most people have here is argue and shit on each other
When you've been a good hibaji all day but you smell cheesecake and your bussy pops open so hard your borka breaks loose and exposes your 19 inch louis vitton heels.
Steak w/ broccoli for dinner tonight.
>>42789536which is why i still think it would be fun to do here. the league comes out with mock battle play-by-plays and there are upsets and stuff so I can imagine the banter here getting heated over something silly. ah well, folks are still welcome to join but i'll take my chances with /an/
>>42789580You give me Chris Tucker Rush Hour vibes.
>>42789580Yummy! Did you cook it yourself?
if you had money or a women willing to do it for free, how many bio children would you like to have with your future husband? mine is either 3 to 5 for my side and other 3-5 from my future husband
>>42789593It was a good idea.
why are there so many tripcodes? this is a discord thing so you all know who is who on an anonymous board? This is why dating is impossible. Insane narcissists. Are any of you actually attractive? I know that pancake weirdo posts pics of herself (thats a pooner right?) and they are ugly as sin. What's up with this shit on this board?
>>42789606or women*
>>42789606zero two males raising children sounds dumb
>>42789613cuz its a tranny board so attention whores can more easily colonize the gay general cuz we are all stuck in the same thread together so there's no escape
RAT KATA KAT KAT KAT TONGUE POP
I never understand bitching about tripfags. Anyone that posts is attention seeking anon and trips
anybody else always know what sex was even before sex edweird that parents don't teach their kids about such basic stuff
>>42789613I used to trip in another thread, for me it was so ppl could filter my posts more easily lol
>>42789558
>>42789652i knew what sex was at like 5 because i saw dogs hump and a dog mama give birth
>>42789672Monty Python skit lol
If what to have for dinner.
>>42789606Why would I put more innocent children into this wretched world so they can be slaves for satanic illuminti tranny reptiloids ruling this dogshit planet AND rob them of their mother this is some sick sick faggotry just stick to breeding super aids in some shitty sauna
dogs :)
>>42789652I used to think women poop the baby out
watchmojo’s top 10 gaygen posters most likely to kill themselves before trial
>>42789739What trial ?
>>42789739Iittewtcfwsdth
>>42789746Ligma balls
>>42789770I love balls sooooo much.I could be a slave to balls with some force
>>42789714you're alive? post hole about it
>>42789597?>>42789601Yeah.
>>42789770Sukuna
>>42789739>watchmojoain't heard that in a while
>>42789821Post dihh
>>42789845dihh
>>42789851You really thought you were that bitch, huh?
>>42789672Haters see me burked up and get impure thoughts...
>>42789714I want a chihuahua
>>42789867suck my dihh
>>42789895As if you'd ever let someone get near it
Too horny to move. Shaking like withdrawal.
>>42789606>I have TWO dads!Why would you put a child through that? Just to fuel your narcissism?
>>42789910Oh no quickly look at ts https://files.catbox.moe/7tgj8s.mp4
>>42789950Solo does nothing for me
>>42789959Ok cuck
>>42789907forbidden fruit
>>42789979Thanks for trying. I watch porn only rarely, most is very boring
>>42789959May I give u you a cuck chair for that bbc cuck porn, sissy?
>>42789998>>42789979Why im a cuck for solo is boring to me?
>>42790015Well, you have to sit by and watch while Russia and the Jews fight over your country.
did a minimal amount of writing, just enough to outline the next scene in the storyat least it's more than nothing I guess
>>42790073what are you writing about?
>>42790052You don't know my slavic flavor profile
>>42790093it's a long story, but the specific scene is for some world building and character buildingthe main character in the last scene met his contact in the capital city, who happened to be a close friend of his father's. the two then do some military paperwork, and board a military train to the outpost he's been assigned to, where the family friend is a commander. they catch up on family, discuss what things will be like when they get there, the main character gets to inspect the trains cargo which is full of mecha parts as well as classified containers, and he nerds a bit over everything while the commander thinks on the past and what the future could bring, as the train shuttles them through a dead land scoured by radiation stormskind of a dull summary but not every section can be mind-blowing action
>>42790150too bad, I'm not into military stuff, we have enough violence and conflict in this world
>>42790165it's less about military and more about gay romance. the mecha stuff is secondary
OK bros RE9 started poorly. Main character is dumb, Leon is boring af. but I like the monsters, are creepy. And I like the zombies can talk. Reminds me of "itchy tasty"
>>42790210Leon is rapebait
>>42790165also the commander is a potential love interest lol
>>42790222I liked him in re2/re2r, he is OK in re4, but after these he is only for looks. Personality is generic robotic action guy.
The giant Russian assault pistol is very cool and funny too
Would you fuck this lightskin? Be honest.
Tops who get emotional and cry after creampie
>>42790297too young for me
>>42790312don’t say that
>>42790297No, niggers are a hard turn off.
>>42790303cute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO2m-4Uecss
>>42790330Fuck off
>>42790297This guy is still in highschool. Kys pedospammer
>>42790358how can you tell
>>42790297I would if he shaves his hair sis. I enjoy slave raceplay too.
>>42790330Saying what we all thinking
how do I get a big dick daddy bf
>>42790401all his hair?>>42790403die
When I say slavery, you say yasss.Slavery.>YASSSlavery>YASSS
blacks were happiest under slavery
>>42789746probably for child molestation right but maybe drugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLLEc-Xh068
>>42790436not true. would you make picrel your slave?
>>42790374Because hes listed as "in highschool" on the UCI basketball roster page, which you know, because you intentionally spam underage guys. Kill yourself
>>42790425Qtpie
>>42790487agree>>42790484why are you lying?
>>42790500Its so funny when the ogrehons pretend they would reject somebody like that
>>42790297what does his hole look like
>>42790425All of it sis. Just like slaves were shaved in the Atlantic slave trade.
>>42790521agree.>>42790533too far!>>42790530why would i know
You swear to me you don't want to be my slave. But you're staring at me like I need to be saved.
ALRIGHT I'M AWAKE ALREADYsort of...You bastards made me order lasagne delivery again. I even bought a second wedge just in case I get hungry again.Right pocket: tip for white delivery driver; left pocket: tip for the brown delivery driver. The game is afoot.And now we wait.
I feel like a pervert because I am too old for broccoli hair to turn me on. Its been growing on me though.
>>42790602I giggledWhat if it's a competent brown delivery person? Or incompetent whitey?
>>42789795Nice! I hope you enjoy/enjoyed it!
>>42790222>>42790244My player mod in GTA SA is modelled after him lol
>>42789714Cute doggy (◠ᴥ◕ʋ)
>>42790621imagine blowing a load in a head of broccoli hair
Just got a new captcha with arrows and graph paper or something and I have no clue what they're looking for. This might be my last post
>>42790621How is this?
>>42790627Yes, I switch when that happens. I'm not a total monster lol.Mostly I am just hoping for someone who speaks English. They are never black though of course, because its a job.
>>42790671why are right wing gays so unfunny and boring?
>>42790664lol nice
>>42790664bullseye ts so tuff incelcore dih cheese smigma niche incelcore hotlinr miami brian moser dexter mumble rap
I prefer it this way.
>>42790748go to sleep granny
>>42790748I think I do too. The contour works better, I think, and it feels like it highlights your gorgeous hair and skin complexion that compliments your eyes and eye color so well, if you don't mind me saying.
>>42790841>it highlights your gorgeous hair and skin complexion that compliments your eyes and eye color so welllol do you think you're his dad or something why are you talking about him like that
>>42790841Thank you, that's very kind. My actual hair is a mess though because cowlicks>>42790853Uhhh dad's not talking to their kids like that you weirdo
uh oh someone is feeling insecure
Anyway I stopped watching the playthrough of re9 because now im interested to play it, but I remembered I don't have ps5
>>42790877I think those are cute though, especially with gorgeous hair like that.Anyways my food is here and I'mma be distracted for a bit anyways. Back later.doh ho ho, that was definitely a left pocket delivery.
>>42789040there are 3 posters here and all 4 of them are schizoid... u cant even get clowns here to click links lmao
omfg the cancer is STILL shittting here holy shit
Skating around the truth who I am but I know that the ice is getting thin.
>>42790938Thank you man.Enjoy your food(The cowlicks suck)
>>42791003you look like you could plan a bridge
Hmm. How ugly and sad the lot of you are.
I want to whine and bitch about my father. He has zero interest in me or my life. It's so clear I exist only because my mother wanted kids. His idea of a well lived life is tv dinners, never leaving his room and being left alone. It's like he's a teenager and I'm the parent.
>>42791012What means this?
>>42789000I would like a cat if it weren't a guarantee to becoming a toxoplasmosis zombie
>>42791101It's not bad.
>>42791079pay the toll
Finally finished Moby Dick. Huge letdown. That book spends soooo much time building then wraps itself up in less than a page. Feels like the end to MP's Holy Grail. we're done now bye type shit. Smdh. Great book tho but I preferred old man and the sea. Both deal with man's struggle against his own limitations but Hemingway does it in 120 pages rather than 450 and I like the outcome moreProb gonna finish demian tomorrow and start on suttree over the weekend. Busy busy busy
>>42791242This might be better
>>42790877maybe you just have a bad relationship with your dad
>>42791276how the heck do you read so many books
I've made so much good food the last two days. Brownies, gumbo, apple pie, steak. And I shared it with people. And I got more free weed.
>>42791276i knew a guy who read moby dick once a year. divorced his wife. took semiglutides to get in shape. still a miserable bastard.
>>42791423I'm a virgin and don't feel very connected to my friends or environment. Not much else to do>>42791499Sounds about right. I hope he enjoyed the parts about jerking it in a frothy pool of seamen as much as I did
>>42791611knowing him? 100%. total closet fag.
Mortals' dreams are a prayer to us.
>>42791493That's nice hun
I dont get why you guys hate trans people, all it does is it leads us cis gays to be attacked. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS9fpSMjXkg/
oh man just watched like a 40 minute video on how a steam locomotive worksworried I may have caught autism
>>42791777>oh no my attention seeking behavior has drawn negative attentionCrazy
furries are gay
Can't sleep. What are you guys doing?
im gay
>>42792032rotating buttholes in 4 dimensions in my minds eye
>>42792033*mauls you betwixt my teeth*
>>42792051nooo aha stop biting me and mauling me im sensitive
>>42792071*makes you bleed* <3 <3 <3
>>42792032bout to use the bathroom and then try to sleep
wow. everyone's really talanted and smart. you guys did a great job.
>>42792173your lady fruit is rotting
debating how many hours i should dildo myself tonight
even 1 seems like a bit overkill
>>42792308those are rookie numbers. sissy
BLOW OUT YA ASS *chime*
how come gays are lauded as promiscuous and horny but no one ever posts pole in here
Who will french kiss my foreskin?
Why are 4chan gays all right wing racist xenophobic white twinks?
My hair is way too straight for broccoli hair so usually I do those millennial fades as cut
I look like this atm
>>42789000I like both but I think cats are cuter Only one I dislike are shitbulls, kill those hellhounds with no mercy
>>42792464gigi is mean to bisexuals so you don't deserve big bi cock
>>42792615>>42792684Weakness.https://youtu.be/HJI3QrmrIXU?si=HJlhipeAW_FqSU_U
i'm fresh out of the shower, plugged, and i just ordered food. hope it's not weird that i meet the delivery person while plugged, but like, it is what it isnot for them to know anyway
Forgive me father. For I have slayed.
I feel bad for people with high maintenance specials needs kids/family
My friends' cats lay on my chest and purr.
>>42792917i also feel bad for your family
>>42792828i've thought about doing a quick grocery run plugged up before but idk if they have metal detectors or something and if i got pulled up about it i would have to actually kill myself
>>42792931what kind of store has metal detectors in it
>>42792931a guy told me he went plugged to his construction job once
>>42792931lol
>>42792928Why?
>>42792931why would detectors go off, unless your plug is like steel or something.so how tight is it? ever been with a real man?
Omg the last Fear Factor was really bad
Alright. I'm getting hungry. Chimichangas, gumbo or ramen?
>>42792950idk i honestly never really thought about how those detector things outside work. it can't be like scanning the barcodes because otherwise you wouldn't be able to leave with anything right??>>42792952thats insane. how did he go to the bathroom and stuff>>42792966it says it's zinc... yes it's tight i've done kegels since i was like 13 and i have slept with 2 guys
hello
>>42793016Hi! How are you?
>>42793000Ohh those all sound good but I would personally choose the chimichanga :p
>>42793016How does it feel to be ugly?
Have you ever been hatecrimed?
>>42793018woke up too early, just chilling; u?
>>42793027Yeah. I was honestly leaning towards that. It just sounds good right now.
>>42793046only once in my whole lifei used to live on a main road and about 10 seconds after leaving my front door two guys driving by in a truck called me a faggot & because of how quickly it happened it just made me laugh
>>42792684Con: Puppy mills exploded in popularity because nobody wants a shelter dogPro: Negative eugenic pressure on toddlers>>42792931Kroger stores, Walmart, and CVS all have thermal imaging around entryways to detect shoplifting + CCWs. It would show up as an aberration on an employee's monitor in the loss prevention office and they'd roll their eyes.
>bi fedora top x gay arch bottom
>>42793046Somebody called me a slur onceI think he thought I was gay>>42793055Oh no, how early?And I'm doing okay! I watched some TV with my dad and I will probably make dinner for my mom soon. :)>>42793059It does! I hope you enjoy it!
>>42793046When I was young, my friends convinced me to go out and get weed. It was late at night, but I was the only one with a car. We got busted by cops. One of my friends bought the weed, and we were smoking out of my other friend's pipe. I was the only black person, and the cops kept saying all the stuff was mine. When I told them it wasn't, one of them called me a liar.I also had beers with some girls on a private beach, and the cops kicked us out. When I asked them if I could sit in the car and sober up, they said no; I had to drive home.
>>42793150Thanks! I'm going to workout first. I feel like I wasted some of the protein from my last meals.
>>42793016I still wish you would smile more lol. But you are wearing that parka I like and ngl that eye liner is a turn on.gn
>>42793204You're welcome! I hope you have a nice workout! Meals after exercise are satisfying.
going to kroger and demanding they respect my second amendment rights to conceal carry as the security guard digs around in my butthole
>>42793221Boom?
>>42789000dogs
How did pup play get big in the first place? Like I understand regular online furries with those expensive furry suits, but like where did the plain old dog mask come from? It seems like half the people in my area are into pup play with that ugly ass mask
Dirty Polish coon
>>42793439well someone came up with it like every other type of fetish gear and it spread lol
>>42793269No way, they're careful about that stuff. They want to know who's armed so they have control over the escalation of force.A more likely fantasy involves someone in the LP office snickering into his walkie-talkie while he tells the off-duty cop at the entrance that you're wearing a plug. As you leave, he rests a hand on your shoulder and guides you to a camera blind spot in the parking lot.
Good night I'll be back
>>42793516Goodnight Jäger (*´ω｀*)
my throat hurts and not in a nice "I just gave head" way, but an acid reflux or dry air kind of waytried eating a bit of ice cream but now I just feel a little nauseous on top of having a sore throatwhy must life be so cruel
>>42793806>tried eating a bit of ice creamretard
>leading your bottom in prayer
>>42789533>back in my dayI'm still called that actually>>42793850Icecream feels good when you have a sore throat tho
>>42793864>Icecream feels good when you have a sore throat thozoomers are inventing new folk medicine and its absolutely idiotic wow...
>>42793888>the mint in mint-choc chip is anti-inflammatory
>>42793925Don't waste your time, babe
>>42793888It does
>>42793888You're being such a grinch shiza. Icecream is soft and cold of course it feels good for a sore throat?
What does it mean to have addictive personality?
which one are you
I want to tenderly care to Ser Dunks wounds and then make out with him
>>42794094mix of Lawfully and Chaotic Neutral
>>42794094True neutral is closest
>>42794047whats next? carbonated water for sore throat?
>>42794145Mmmh maybe I lowkey love that on mornings when I'm all hungover after a party or something
Behold the merry-go-roundCircle so fast you can't screamForget you ever knew groundGive in to God's dream
Can you even distinguish yourself from me?Can you even recall how to think?Can you pull out the tube you suck on to feed?Have you ever formed your own beliefs?
>>42794094A fusion of true, chaotic and masc neutral
>>42794094lawful evil sis
https://youtube.com/shorts/uxQT67gAjok?si=PprBA5gBZMx0VJAH
Gaygen would be so much better if only trips were allowed to post.
>>42794277Or at least unique IDs
https://youtu.be/w-2LVkEEt5o?si=DIp2y6rhkNs0t6s1Parasite Mutant might be good. Fingers crossed.
>>42794094Lawful fem or true neutral prolly>>42794277No :)
stop communicating in pictures of actresses...
>>42794076the term itself sounds like "someone that everyone loves to be around", but p sure it means getting easily addicted to stuff. like gambling, gaming, drugs
>>42793016tell us more about your nemesis biboomer
started playing a game as part of one of these offer sites (get paid to reach milestones in a game), made like $1 in 3 hours lol, what a waste of time
>>42794381what did u expect
When too much is not enough, there's plenty.
>>42794383i expected these game companies making hundreds of million a year to be more generous
>>42794394concerning
Having coffee and brownies. Then I'm going to sleep. I might play some pinball first.
>>42794406more concerning of the lack of government regulations in capitalist countries allowing billionaires to exist
>>42794343No...
>>42794420womp womp
>>42794444your pov is due to your lack of work experience you've never worked an honest day in your life
>>42794450my third job made me disillusioned with the commie bullshit actually
by the way, those play games to earn money things are literally targeted to kids, so if you fell for it youre literally as retarded as an ipad kid, good job
>>42794094They should put a pic of shiza for chaotic fem
>>42794464u can just tell the guy who drew that was kinda racist
>>42794454you hated your job so much it made you disillusioned with a completely unrelated economic system?
>>42794458not in my country, you have to be 18+ to even sign up for the site offering the game offers, also the offers usually require you spend a lot of money (hundreds of dollars) in order to reach the higher goals, which no kid would have access to
reminder that shiza sleeps in the same bed with his dad
>>42794481Are you jealous anon?
>>42794477lmao ur clueless
>>42794481Not that weird I sleep with her dad too
squeak squeak >.< i'm gay!!
My least favourite part of living with other people is that I can't jerk-off out in the open anymore like I used to.
>>42794538trip on shiza's dad
Do you guys think Shiza's dad is hot or no?
always sleep good after a thorough breeding
>>42794558probably looks exactly like him, but fatter and balder
>>42794558his parents photos were posted before
>>42794508hole
here we go again lol
>>42794565hole
>>42794649i'll delete it if it bothers you but your parents look like rich polish elites
>>42794667obviously it bothers me yeah
anyway im not this stubborn so ill just take my leave for the day bye
I got a sudden craving for ice cream <.<It's Neapolitan
>BREAKING NEWS!hot parents make hot kidMore at 7 on GGN
>>42794690I got a sudden craving for dick, any color
>>42794697>>42794697>>42794697
>>42794670it only bothers you because you're hiding your sexuality and want to live in the closet
>>42794690I like to eat all of the strawberry first, then the vanilla, and then I let the chocolate sit in the freezer for months, develop ice crystals, and eventually get rid of it...
>>42793850bitch you're fat don't tell me you've never eaten ice cream
