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>42784352
qott: is hell real, nona?
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>>42790955
fuck you
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>>42790967
you're here FOREVER
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>>42790971
nah I've got a solution to that
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well, not forever
https://youtu.be/uCUpvTMis-Y
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>>42790975
gigagem
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/qa/ lost
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last thread never even when we switch to web 3.0 on the quantumnet I'm gonna be making these bitches on fucking 16CHAN
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terminally online troon who is not broke and who isnt a poly puppygirl but in a monogamous relationship with a woman but is malebrained with some fembrained hobbies but doesnt act super effeminate.
none of you bitches can copy my motion.
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YOUR GOD IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS A HELL
I'LL SEE YOU THERE
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WHY WONT HE LOVE ME ONLY I CAN GIVE HIM THE LOVE HE WANTS
PLEASE GOD
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I think I'm gonna aim for a second day with no sleep and see if that helps me drink myself to death
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I was probably always going to die alone like this
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>>42790955
Avgn???

>qott: is hell real, nona?

We're in a realm comparable to hell already, so yes.
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don't know how I ever let anyone convince me otherwise
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>>42791039
because men are trash
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I never meant anything to anyone
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ill carve his name into my wrist and send it to him yeah
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>>42791050
and yet you are a man. curious.
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>>42791053
It helps of you also print out pictures of him and plaster them to your wall so he can see them in the background
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I'm more of a man than any of you retards could ever understand
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faggot probably watches bladerunner
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gay
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bladerunner is unironically trash though
we barely even get to know the villain and it just meanders about, crams in a rape scene, then we get an overhyped tears in the rain speech that apparently makes it all better
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i could moid circles around you. ill masc you into next week. you wouldn't know a moder even if i kissed you.
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>>42791064
good idea
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I shall achieve ultimate unrustlement by my chosen means of shedding all jimmies
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>>42791099
doesnt understand shit about anything award
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it's better this way
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>>42791086
God I fucking love old demotivationals lmao
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I've only dragged things out
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>>42791142
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I'm 20 years past my expiration date
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>>42790955
Manmoders are pathetic. Fucking girlmode already you fucking shy scared little pussies. Stop manmoding and actually grow a pair of tits you faggot.

>>42791124
no it's not. girlmode asap you fucking idiot.
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my dick is starting to look it's age
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>>42791157
Most of us have grown tits we just don't get much further than that
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>>42791157
I love my tits actually it's just that this was a long time coming and all I did in the end was buy myself a few extra years
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he keeps sending me shit saying "us" but i know he doesnt mean it
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us
(lol)
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aint shit to laugh at i am splitting in half
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>>42791172
nah my bf does that shit all the time guys mean the fuck out of that sort of thing
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imagine having anyone
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>>42791172
you are getting cucked
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stop.
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you are getting fucked
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us
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oh I'm stopping alright
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men more like poop
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i didnt choose to fall in love with him
its a fucking game to him the mixed signals the stupid moments cuddling in the cold and rain for no reason
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>>42791224
don't worry everyone is shit everyone lies nobody is genuine it doesn't matter
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>>42791226
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>>42791230
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>>42791024
אלו ואלו
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>>42791236
waow
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gus
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>>42791239
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i hate gus
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>>42791241
gamp rights!
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I hate guys
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>>42791260
me on the right but I'm genital-agnostic as a true gentleMAN
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>>42791260
its not gay to suck girl cock!
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>>42791268
only if she wants it sucked
to me it's the aesthetic that matters most. i love puffy vaginas and hard clits. when a hot trans woman is riding me with her rock hard clit flopping around with her trans girl moans it sends me into a gooner fit
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>>42791268
...il Segreto di Pulcinella
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mfw
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tumblrmoder cab you post one of your skrungly cat pics plz?
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I hate ouppy
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>>42791309
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i want to touch ouppy
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>>42791325
thank you :)
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>>42791333
no problema my sistaaa
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mfw
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>>42791344
dude ew
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>be me, manmoder for a better part of a decade
>actual manmoder
>actual manmoder in the sense that I do not tell my family or anyone in my life about what I do to myself besides one person and another that I stopped speaking with
>Meet a cis girl/friend
>I start to really like being around her and have told her in the past that I'm just a straight guy and it hurt and wanted to try and show myself to her in a sense
>Too scared to fully tell her I'm a tranny as I'm much bigger and wider and taller than her and it would just be embarrassing
>Say something along the lines of "I inject myself with chemicals to keep my skin youthful" and after she asks what chemical I say that I inject myself with estrogen
>She kind of frowns and I realize that she probably liked me as a guy
>Feel instant regret
>Feel awful

It never ends does it? I've had two other cis girls show interest in me and they left because I wasn't putting much effort in the relationship as it felt superficial, which was my fault. I thought just talking about myself a bit might be better, but it wasn't. I had this manmoder hrt repper existence so much
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>>42791361
You couldn't torture this out of me
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I'm never meeting anyone ever again
I'm out
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>>42791359
That’s what ChatGPT told me lol
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>>42791359
>dude
this is a woman
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>>42791373
my mom called everyone dude even women and i trust her
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can the fattest moder here please break my pelvis
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>>42791445
I'm the fattest moder but that just means I'm like 19 bmi
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we should hang out
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this is good because this way neither of us will ever hurt each other again
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>>42791453
sorry 30+ only
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lol
lmao
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yawn
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>md5
>no results found
?
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>>42791515
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codependency
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>>42791536
you're real af for this
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Lilith is a dangerous demon of the night, who is sexually wanton, and who steals babies in the darkness
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honestly this is kinda cute and codependency is based but can you not spam the thread with your drama again please thanks
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>>42791515
imagine the sloppy transbian sex they get up to
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wish i had a giant ass nose to rest my glasses on. instead they fall off my delicate button
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have you tried letting another person's behavior affect you and obsessing with controlling that person's behavior?
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>>42791559
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>>42791553
don't worry no more drama no more nothing
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>>42791585
you should stalk her and murderrape that ass
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she came back from her friend's and spent the whole afternoon looking for hickies, I might be mentally ill
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>>42791515
kyoot lesbos
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>>42791619
your should rape her
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>we noticed you from across the bar and really liked your vibe
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>>42791559
Fuck you
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chuddette hair loss situation is crazy
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>>42791676
Bro be nice
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>>42791676
that's just mean-spirited
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>>42791676
this is actually hilarious
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>>42791639
rape is bad
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>>42791733
Blatantly false but ight
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Any pointe in coming out to work/family?
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>>42791676
lol
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>>42790975
oh hey mcr appreciation is allowed
https://youtu.be/H48kOqqaWv0
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>>42791676
top zoz
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>>42791536
how do you fix this
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>>42792061
therapy bestie
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i made a drawing for him
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i'm a rizzless unfuckable foid
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I hear rushing water but I can't tell where it's coming from
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>>42792255
a grim portent nona I'd advise against sleeping tonight and make an effort to dispel ominous energies in your home before you sleep again
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>>42792215
tranny lechero, simplamente tragar tu propia leche
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>>42792255
sleep right away and don't smoke weed
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>>42792255
sleep in about 8-12 hours and smoke as much weed as you can
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fuckkk I NEED a manmoder slut's warm, wet tongue on my hairy nutsack while my cock snot dribbles on her face and in her eyes until she goes BLIND, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>42792426
>hairy
ew
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my mouth is ready to please the nastiest cocks <3
my mouth is ready to please the nastiest <3 cocks
my mouth is ready to please <3 the nastiest cocks
my mouth is ready <3 to please the nastiest cocks
my mouth <3 is ready to please the nastiest cocks
my <3 mouth is ready to please the nastiest cocks
my mouth is ready to please the <3 nastiest cocks
my mouth is <3 ready to please the nastiest cocks
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>>42792439
That’s what ChatGPT told me lol
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Stupid estrogen making me cry at cat videos
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born too late to invade Afghanistan
born too early to invade Afghanistan
born just in time to invade Afghanistan
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>>42792715
>invade Afghanistan
Yes. You can do that it's normal. I do eat my own smegma. You can see me on Skype. I'm not lying.
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>>42792426
Shave
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i dont like to touch my balls after i came blood so i'll probably never shave again
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thoughts on my scars? are they ugly?
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>>42792838
what the fuck??????? please elaborate, don't just leave this comment with no context. PLS ELABORATE.
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>>42792844
The feelings you feel are so evil, so bad, so sad it's just hard to express in words. It emotionally and spiritually hurt so bad, I can't explain it.
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>>42792909
lmao faggot
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This 500 ml jug will keep your cum fresh all day.
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>>42792838
wait so ur saying if i start shaving my balls i can come blood
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A esto le llamo la botella de semen.
i stole this water bottle from dababy at one of his concerts. its dirty because i had to use it as a cum bottle in an emergency once (sorry)
ejaculating multiple times into a female co-worker’s plastic water bottles
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jacking off in front of horrified women, squeezing the breasts of a sleeping beauty for a gag photo and exposing your near-retirement-age body to much younger female employees
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thats awesome
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injecting semen from a syringe into the mouths of six female patients
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>>42792909
wdym anon? im not sure I understand.
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>>42793006
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>>42792844
you look like you need a lot of attention
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i sometimes bang out like muslims but i always come to represent like a true christian
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should i sleep or jerk off
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>>42793023
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>>42793063
both.
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>>42793064
maybe so
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this is what happens when grandpa joe takes over willy wonka's chocolate factory and murders charlie so he can have all the profits and jizz
>>42793063
either way, let me watch
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My dad just patted me on my back and felt my bra and looked at me with disgust I think I’m going to kill myself
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imagine having a dad or wearing bras
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>>42793094
kill him instead
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>>42793105
Freaking tf out rn might just hide everything as best as I can and hope he didn’t feel anything. I need to move out asap
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new blackpink mv just dropped
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>>42793149
Incidents like these are what led me to throw out all my female clothes in the past just to avoid the possibility of evidence being acquired
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>>42793020
are you calling me an attention whore?
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>>42793290
yes
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if i look like a man and i dont have hips and i breaths with my chesf because i spend all day having allergy attacks in dusty rooms so i have super flared ribs and also mild barrel chest should i get ffs or give up entirely, iwnbaw
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>>42793504
silly foid get this ffs
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>>42793511
i dont really understand but ok. how do i fix my hips and brick body? For some reason when i meaaured my waist is two inches larger than a week ago despite me being at a lower weiht
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>>42793523
get waaaaay fatter
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>>42793527
i looked my best at 22 bmi
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>>42793523
i'll tell you the cure to brick body after you get ffs
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>>42793547
you want me to kill myself
o
u —— You think i’m not dysphoric
w ——- You think ffs will kill me
a ——- You want me to ruin my beautiful
n —— gay man face and become a troon
t ——— unfortunately im locked in for life
m —— i cant pray the tranny away
e —— please tell me how to de brick myself
t
o
k
m
s
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message received LOUD AND CLEAR
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>>42793556
you forgot the last half
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>>42793593
care to enlighten me oh big bRAIN MAN SIR? HOW COULD I FORGET HALF OF MY OWN MESSAGE IT IS CONPLETE AS IS . my god. my go d my god my god. oh. my. god!
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hikikomori
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>>42793604
You're retarded but it's sorta cute
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>>42793625
This pic goes hard thx I'm gonna use this as reference for art or something
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do not trust anyone that tells you to gain weight. these are FEEDERS that will ruin your body and chances of finding a respectable partner, before leaving your ass for another skinny bitch to repeat the cycle. do not go to the store. do not ever purchase food except for gum and mints. thank you.
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>>42793630
if i could cum i would shoot ropes on this message but i cant cum
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feeders must want people to get fat and die from health complications
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>>42793659
okay
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>>42793676
stay away from me
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will ffs make me pretty // comment what procedures u think i need!!!
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lol im watching tv and that one movie with the twink guy who is wearing a sailor shirt and then people post him as an old person and he’s basically the only example of a gracefully aging femboy i didnt think i would see it in the wild i was actually enjoying this movie and now i have to turn it off
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>>42793710
share with the class
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>>42793714
hazbin hotel is for literal retards
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here is a relevant hazbin hotel image for that response.
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it's just one of those days every day
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im happy most days i think my anxiety comes from struggling to breathe because i destroyed my lungs
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i ruined my breasts with prog so now theyre extremely small and ugly and it’s over
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nothing will ever be ok again
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ffs wont even fix what’s wrong with me
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>>42793768
haha dumb tranny
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I ate a whole frozen pizza because I was too lazy to bag the leftovers.
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my breath smells like a toasted bagel
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the audio hallucinations are getting worse
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they're not hallucinations
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hallucinated that someone actually loved me
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hallucinated that he loved me
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>>42792844
they're cute
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hmm today i will cheat on my transgender girlfriend with a cis woman
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hmm today i will cheat on my transgender girlfriend with a cis man
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orgasm’d to gay sex as a cishet man award
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by my math, 90% of men who have gay sex these days are straight.
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@grok is this true
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i'm taking my braindead transgender gf off life support tomorrow, i'm gonna miss her :(
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brap in her stupid comatose face first
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i want to kill myself
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how do you get ffs
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>>42794423
make an incision, peel your shit back and go to town on your bones with an orbital sander.
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I want ffs (i have a semi-passoid face but I could use some work for my lips and brow) but holy shit the recovery process seems like it would blow ASS
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like the word passoid wasn't retarded enough now lobotomites are saying shit "semi passoid", meaningless
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h>>42791515
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW74kJnA
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my mock (moder cock) is THROBBING
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personally i have a sissy clitty
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trying to sell my tv for food but people keep lowballing me
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mlitty
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picked over by the worms
and weird fishes
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doesnt tv stand for transvestite i thought we didnt say that anymore
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it's a moder-fuck-moder world
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>>42795276
So that's what modertv stood for
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i wish i had more mtf friends
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>>42795423
it's not bouncing?
is it dead??
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>>42795424
hi! :D
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she said she wants to cut me and it gave me a boaner
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>>42795448
once dated a chick who said she fantasized about raping me
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rape is mean dont rape moders D:
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>>42795444
sup
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>>42795450
thats dope
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>>42795429
shh its sleeping
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>>42795460
nothiiiin just on my break at work lol
hru??
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who would win the mmg hunger games
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>>42795639
We did this already I don't rember who won but I believe that Lia killed like 8 people before she bit it and I can believe that
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>>42795648
that was mtfg wasnt it?
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lmao
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>>42795650
Fuck no, nobody does shit in mtfg
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the ecstatic feeling of lia choking you out for her 7th kill on her way to winning food for her district
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tfw nothing ever works out
tfw no friends
tfw no gf
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>>42795385
ew
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>>42795634
thinking about going outside and walking around aimlessly
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>>42795385
nice
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i wish i was was a woman. it’s humiliating because every woman in my family has huge hips meanwhile i have the hips of a fucking child im so underdeveloped and disgusting and troonish
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>>42794502
is mm4mm always doomed if at least one of them is a realmoder?
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mm4mm only ever works if its trvemoder4trvemoder
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>>42795830
i had this and it was disastrous but we were also in a throuple with a fat passoid so make of that what you will
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you guys read any good books lately?
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yall fw mishima
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>>42795856
my bideltoid is 17.5 (just measured again) and my hips are 12.1. LOL i look like a FREAK
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>>42795907
funny you say that i just finished reading Spring Snow
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>>42795907
you are a gay faggot
yes
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reading is for fags
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what am i supposed to do about this? ffs is a really stupid idea right
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>>42795929
can i hit ?
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i wouldnt know ive never measured any of that shit
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>>42795946
me with a truck? sure
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there is nothing worse than having chad tier measurements and a fagface
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>>42795974
so ffs is a really bad idea? i dont think my measurements are chad tier theyre just masculine
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>>42795907
no im not a fascist
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fascism is when you write novels about buttsex
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im a fascist but thats not why i like mishima
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what is the solution to this problem?
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curbstomp fascists
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>>42796018
can i hit ?
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>>42796019
what if we kissed them instead
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lmaooooooo
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>>42796032
I don't kiss people anymore
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nobody troons if they look like me. nobody. and if they do they stay an hrtwink for life and dont get any surgeries . jfc i have to die
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I look like an obvious troon and I get weird looks but everyone immediately he/hims me because I'm the only real manmoder
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you guys fw penis?
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>>42796059
no this is actually me
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>>42795429
Like my princess wand
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what is the solution to this problem?
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>>42796073
doubt

but then what gives it away for you? for me it's the obviously male
>skull
>voice
>stance
>stature
>hairline
>demeanor
>intimidating aura that makes the frail and weak cross the street to avoid me
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>>42796113
did you try putting a compass in your urethra?
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>>42796120
That was like the first thing I tried u INSECT
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>>42796114
i have small hips so im just a little faggot with nice skin
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>>42795650
wait we're not in mtfg?
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>>42796140
fuck off and die
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good afternoon mtfg hope u have a decent friday
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I hope you all have a terrible day I hate you all
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jeez anon wth
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>>42796154
you're a piece of shit and you know it
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i hope you all give me head and i'm horny for you all
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ew
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first three cooms of the day
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>>42796163
you have to take my head yourself
i suggest bringing a machete as my neck is massive
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tfw you beg someone to do something with you for months and they never do so you finally go to do it alone but it just fucking hurts and sucks and nothing will ever be fun or enjoyable again
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>>42796231
Yeah that sucks, I <3 getting ghosted by friends
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>>42796217
i bet you $20 i can twist it off with my bare hands
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>>42796240
I don't have friends
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>>42796074
your princess wand is not half as nutritious and balances like the mcdouble
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today is a good day to spend entirely drunk
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>>42796158
!!! how cud you say this omg
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>>42796284
actually kill yourself
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>>42796258
have you had a mcdouble since the incident?
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i prob wont but youre right anon im an asshole
ill give you that much
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how do i explain to my boyfriend of 3 years that i'm not gay just MSM
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how do i explain to my boyfriend of 3 years that he's gay and i found him a boyfriend
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how do I explain to myself that I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life
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this girl asked me if i was dtf tomorrow and i accidentally ignored her all week help
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>>42796322
you could have me but i'm an ugly neet hon with no redeeming qualities
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How do I explain to my ftm friend who've I hooked up with that I don't hook up with other men because I only like men with vaginas
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>>42796292
no :(
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I skipped my injection yesterday and I think I'm just going to keep not doing them
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how do i explain to my transgender girlfriend that i still love her but sometimes i just need to have sex with other people
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>>42796365
by killing yourself because cheaters aren't human
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>>42796365
dump her because you're obviously not fit to be in a loving relationship
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cheaters are blessed
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>>42796368
>>42796377
you people are worse than the nazis
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>>42796392
you aren't people
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>>42796392
you are worse than the nazis
hehe this is so fun
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>>42796394
>>42796396
>t.
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>>42796417
nah
nazis are for curbstomping
cheaters are next in line
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she's not a cheater if she's going to ask her gf for permission first!
she's just a massive piece of trash that doesn't deserve to be held or loved
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cheating is revolutionary praxis
monogamy is reactionary
you're all clinging to obsolete concepts of morality rooted authoritarianism
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im surprised this trollposting is working
like fr
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she fucking hates me I'm so lonely
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>>42796448
same worstie
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>>42796443
it makes more sense when you realize most of the posters here are on the spectrum
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bitch I AM the spectrum
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please dont swear
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>>42796472
chuddy can you stop posting? you're ruining the vibe
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>>42796534
can you kill yourself? thanks
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my vibe is actually completely ruined
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>>42796536
why :c my fp already hates me
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my mom says i'm not allowed to post in mmg anymore :(
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my penis hates me
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my mom says i'm not allowed to cum :(
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they're calling you a hero when you're just a slut. a gay slut
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I haven't eaten in 48 hours
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>>42796641
that just means you should eat almost nonstop for the next 48
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how do I stop being so needy and clingy
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i haven't had sex in 48 years
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surround yourself with women who will give you attention so you become less desperate gradually
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>>42796677
you're still a kid tho
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i have no job and no gf and no money and i have a drinking problem and my penis is small i'm also not very smart or attractive
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same
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>>42796727
me but i have a job
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>>42796669
I found a solution to that and it's to cut off everyone I know and never try anything again and stay drunk 24/7
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being an alcoholic isn't an attractive trait people
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>>42796766
I'm not trying to attract anyone dumbass I'm trying to keep people away because I hate you all
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should I tell anyone at my job that I'm quitting or just stop showing up
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>>42796769
even me? :(
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>>42796766
i would love an alcoholic bitch, then i could finally date someone who wouldn't constantly bug me about my drinking
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>>42796783
especially you
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I WANNA FUCK AN ELF
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keeping track of the days of the week is harder when you stop sleeping
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i don't even have money to buy booze
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>>42796801
Me but with cum
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I think I have enough alcohol on hand right now to drink myself to death in the next few hours
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>>42796789
but what if they were a mean drunk?
>>42796794
so you're at thinking about me :D
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>>42796834
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2vgeV57IcE
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I would do some shots today but I'm out of limes :(
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>>42796834
>but what if they were a mean drunk?
so am i so it cancels out
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https://youtu.be/6UEszLZcV5c
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I have heart burn from eating that whole pizza
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yummers
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I have heartache from being stupid enough to trust or believe anyone ever again
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I should have named myself Tiffany or some shit it would fit the way I sound way better lol
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i shouldve named myself jeff so in 2014 i couldve made a bunch of my name jeff jokes and then kept doing it as i got older to minimal success and then it kind of would become ironic again and people would love and adore me and then eventually kill myself as jeff
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>>42796807
Hello!
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my name jeffriana
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>>42796952
are you an elf or...?
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>>42796956
I am a real genuine elf
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>>42796955
not gonna lie, this is giving me major persona vobes
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>>42796962
post ear? o_o
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>>42796962
BVILT for big orc cock
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>>42796971
never played catherine?
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>>42796971
that's because atlus can't make a different game
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>>42796986
twas an elaborate ruse to annoy you specifically!!!
>>42796991
atlussy.....
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would it be more optimal for an hrtwink to get ffs or keep his twink face. assume no hope of becoming a woman
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mmg was better when methy was beating her wife
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one smack to the ear isnt a beating
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>>42797040
>just the tip isn't rape
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>>42797051
on some real shit it kinda isnt
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>>42797018
get ffs and elfmaxx
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>>42797040
it was a closed hand, and it's not something you do to someone you ostensibly care about
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changed my keys and blocked her number again. liking her was making me suicidal
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>you can't hit your girlfriend because.. because you just can't ok???
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>>42797025
husband*
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im fucking your fp
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because it would make her sad
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>>42797101
boyfriend*
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when will this larp die
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the larp is over for good, it was a failed experiment
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yo where did that elf go I'm trying to wine and dine you bbgirl
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meow
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the rp, however, will likely continue indefinitely
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>>42797133
she has no need for your human money
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>>42797153
I don't wanna give her money I wanna suck her fucking EARS
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ill take some human money please
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I'm wasting all my money before I die so it doesn't go to any good use
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>>42797159
are you an elf
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elves aren't real everyone needs to grow the fuck up RIGHT NOW
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>>42797174
i could be
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>>42797149
bitch you're so unfunny
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>>42797191
elves ARE real FUCK
>>42797193
will you though
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>>42797210
they ARE NOT and even if they were they wouldn't let a dirty little human touch them
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>>42797209
I think I'm hilarious
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>>42797223
I'm not just a dirty little human ;-; I'm worthy of elven maidens ;-;
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>>42797235
you'd be lucky to get a half-elf to look in your direction
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>>42797246
aw come ON don't say that it's not true elves would love me just give me a chance
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>>42797210
if you give me human money i'll b whatever kind of elvish lady u want me to be honey
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tfw no one to go see the cherry blossoms with
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>bring beautiful elf back to my hotel
>lean in to suck her ears
>plastic ears
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FUCK I wanna suck on long juicy elegant ELVEN EARS
>>42797253
what do you need human money for
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the hair I got back is gonna fall out again now that I'm not taking dutasteride anymore
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>>42797276
sports betting and human cigarettes
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salvatore bonsignore
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>>42797286
how much would I have to give you for you to get your eartips pointed and send me the pictures
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>>42797319
unironically if someone paid me to get them done i'd 100% go for it, my ears stick out just a lil bit anyway they'd be perfect on me
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I have naturally pointy ears
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i be eatin pizza and tendies and having sooo much fun every day! i am not sad i am not a danger to myself i am not on the list of undesirable empty mouths that will be killed during the resource wars i am a real human and i am valued by god
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>>42797338
how much human money do you want anyhow
>>42797354
post pics?
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>>42797391
I'll post my ears for one million money
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I think poop SUCKS!
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oh my god they are doing some kind of maintenance in my building and the noise will not stop I am going to fucking snap
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bump
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>>42797518
waow epic winrar xd l0lz0rs
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>>42797586
woah that's so deep man
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>>42797593
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i love my consumerist rat treat life
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life isn't fair because there aren't 5 elven maidens in my bed right now in various states of undress
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>>42797656
& salad
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>>42797662
biblical greed
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>>42797133
I was eating srry
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>>42797679
hey :) how long are your ears
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springtime is back
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came
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these images are not even funny
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i don't think that's the point
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i need more fatties
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>>42797992
https://x.com/amane1001_/status/2022551490527887703/photo/1
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>>42798084
THANK YOU BLESS YOU
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>>42798158
I like this mineral
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I'll start emptying my miscellaneous images folder shortly as well why not
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please don't
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ugh fine MOM
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took hrt from may 29 2020 to feb 19 2026
nobody can say I didn't give it an honest shot
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I did the thing I swore I'd never do and cut my finger on the mandolin
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>>42798255
did you get a nice thin slice of finger
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after learning iwnbaw my desire to transition and get surgery is even stronger. what this mean? im also onboard with KAMmoders
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>>42798268
I didn't find it...
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i have a headache
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make sure you drink plenty of water
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check your neck and back muscles too
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i got an arizona iced tea what you think about that
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let me check your back and neck muscles bbgirl
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i look like a man
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arizona is for fags
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>>42798361
I think I feel quite thirsty now is what I think
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>>42798361
I think: lia has gotten a drink
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i would kill god and sign a deal with satan for hips
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>>42798233
i never poisoned my fat swelling decomposing male body with strange chinese chemicals
>>42798361
kinda thinking i hope it contains potassium cyanide, and real cane sugar
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decompose a bit faster please, momma needs a festering feast on this fine friday afternoon
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>>42798392
its yummy but its only 12oz
cant tell if thats shrinkflation or not
>>42798393
confirmt
>>42798491
:(
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>>42798510
Scandinavians when they look at a fish
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>>42798304
transition, the first man you kill is the one they want you to be and what not
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>>42798524
scandiphobes be like
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>>42798541
3.5 years as a failtroon bedrotmoder
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>>42798543
ummm I'm a scandiphile actually
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>>42798640
11 years bedrot here
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>>42798642
fermentation isn't rotting
you total baaastard!
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>>42798656
youre my hero
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back of the head or roof of the mouth
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i know the exact angle but i’ll never tell because you deserve to be stuck here with the rest of us
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>>42798682
it is it's just good rot
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roof of my mouth, bitte?
don't be slow servant bitch, toooo-daaay!
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>>42798825
I'm going for brainstem either way just a matter of comfort or preference
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>>42798750
never meet your heroes kid
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i am a FUCKING nigger



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