previous >>42791434The council of /chasergen/ has convenedmotions being presented:>ban “i love you 18 yr old trannies” poster>ban bronya from being present>expend finances to find frissonReminder: do not engage schizos or shartys >q4t: does a chaser holding a government job add any value for you?>q4c: present a motion to the council
Excuse me! Point of personal privilege!
>>42793096My trans GF has gotten really close to me. She obviously really likes me but whats odd is that as she gotten more comfortable she seems to have slipped into a less feminine (but still passing voice)It just seems odd because I know when a girl likes you they typically have a higher tone, anyone else experience this?
>>42793096>qottWe talk about how great I am
i submit a motion to make you my boyfriend
Why do trans girls hate misogynists but also worry about guys leaving them for cis girls? Don't you want a guy that hates women but sees you as woman+?
>>42793096>Q4t: does a chaser holding a government job add any value for you?No.
Any chaser discord?
>>42794003Poopanon's server is pretty chill
Thats so me
Hate being mid 30s trans gooner
Wants to hate-fuck and cuddle a 30-something tranny goober-late 30s chaser
>>42793211this also happens to me lol, I voice trained at 16 for lol skins (don't ask) and since I trooned out later on it did wonders for me, and it makes my inner voice feminine too bla bla bla, but something snaps when I cuddle with a guy I'm into, my voice goes more "mom who smoked for too many years" than my usual high tone. It's a sign of comfort and love for me, it's how I know I'm actually in love. Maybe it's the same for her. ^^
morny
>>42793096ban people that call for bans just cause they don't like something or someone. pathetic faggot neck yourself you're not cut out for the world you live in. bitchmade faggot i would waffle stomp you down the drain irl https://rumble.com/v769zpi-after-hours-w-girls.html?start=825
>>42794369Can I live with you
>>42793096>q4c: present a motion to the councilBan on sight every transbian or homosex that posts in these threads
>>42794476
>>42794476you have to be over 18 to use this site anon
listen to 2 star
>>42793096>ban bronya from being presentshit taste
>>42794861mmmm,... manguo
>>42794861why does she look like she’s going to cry
>>42793096I motion to remove item number 2 from our agenda today on the basis of: I like bronya. I would then move to add a new item: people are nicer to the poster known under the trips: "bpdmoder" "beepymoder" "sanitymoder(bpdmoder)" and give her some slack when she's having a hard time doing a lot of things including posting lewds bc she struggles sometimes ya know and is still figuring things about herself out
>>42794861BITCHES COME AND GOBRUHBUT YOU KNOW I STAY
>>42794867She is eating something healthy and that goes against bronya code
>>42794867it was really delicious>>42794870poor soul... if anyone is giving you grief you just send them to me. i hope things can be a little easier on you soon
Good morning!
Thinking about bronya's coin slot.
tranners that pack a wad of shredded beef jerky and push wheelbarrows filled with horse shit at least 1/8th mile away from their horses so the horses never have to worry about flys and the stable always smells fresh and clean tranners with thighs as thick as tree trunks
>>42794462Ah sorry I missed this, good morning to you.
>>42794890It's loose and crusted out
>>42793096As we have our quorum, I move to begin voting on agenda item number #1: [ban "i love you 18 yr old trannies" poster]. those in favor say aye, those against say nay. voting is now open.
Weak trannies daddy loves you <3
Number 15 Sonia's chasergen mango foot lettuce
>>42794902i want to kiss it
>>42794885<3 <3 <3 its not so bad but thank u anyway, things have been a little bit better since i was able to get my meds so its not so bad. tho horrifiyingly i have to present a tiktok-esque video explaining a passage from shakespeare in my discussion group class today (this will have woefully deleterious effects on me)
Hey mcdonaldsanon I want two McDoubles with ketchup only and a large fries
i wonder if discordia has ever been to a mcdonalds before
>>42794885Eventually your name is going to be like the ship of theseus, with absolutely nothing tying it to bronya
>>42794917What passage?
Kitten took the day off to play the new world of warcraft
omg 50 degree weather in only 10 days.. thank fucking god i can go back outside again
just busted out a fat 110kg bench ezpz, tried 115kg but wasnt even close lolim as strong at bench as i was 2-3 years ago now, back when i was yuge. gonna lock in for a little bit and get in crazy shape
>>42794938You deserve it bbg
>>42794938there's a new world of warcraft? rolling need.
Not so sure if I'm a chaser or I'm just indifferent to if a girl is trans or not trans, and really hung up on this one trans girl I dated 2 years ago hoping to find a tranny that reminds me of her
>>42794947>chasing a tranny that looks like tranny exyou’re on your way for sure anon
>>42794937The Tempest Act 1, Scene 1, Lines 9-35. bc we only had around a minute for the video I chose to do a recreation of it but in more modern english, so lowkey im a Shakespearean actor!
Nutting in a tranny and holding her while it goes soft
>>42794950Sadly none look like her. Shes too uniquely beautiful. Ill never find anyone like her trans or not.
>>42794917this is cruel and unusual torture
>>42794960I mog her btw
>>42794917>have to present a tiktok-esque video explaining a passage from shakespeare in my discussion group classlmao I'm so glad I majored in math
>>42794870I would like to motion a complete and irrevocable halt to bpdmoder regarding any and all unauthorized uses of the sanity namesake and its various forms herein on /cg/ on the grounds that it is misleading to our chasers and possibly damaging to my brand
tonya mogs all
>>42794966>>42794971its for a gen-ed class (which is unethical in my mind) but i am an education major and i think i gotta learn to set aside any shame about feeling silly in educational contexts, so its an unintended trial by fire to prepare me>>42794974I contest that the "-moder" addendum with full identification in parenthesis creates a clear enough distinction and is differentiated enough for the common viewer to not confuse the brands, especially given the easily identifiable nature of the tripcode of the user "sanity"
>I mean, your honor...can one tripfag really claim ownership of any variation of the word 'sanity'?>Could I start tripping as "tranny" and file a motion any time a poster on chasergen referred to themselves as one?
>>42794954Let’s see it, actingmoder
>>42795005i feel better posting lewds with my face to anons online than i do posting that
>>42794974If you cannot demonstrate actual harm, your cause will be dismissed
>>42794960Describe her
CHOCOLATE RAINBrongya's sins cannot be forgiven*moves away from the mic to scream*
>>42795001F Nacho Varga real cowboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYbOsFEz0q8
I stand with sanity she's real nice and good gf material.
>>42794991>>42795001I object and contest with two forms of evidence I would like to bring to everyone's attention. please file exhibit one, wherein bpdmoder was having a rough day in another thread and merely mentioned the word "sanity" outside of the tripname field, causing an anon to reply that he was now thinking of the tripfag Sanity even though I was at a great distance away.i also submit exhibit two, where my name was besmirched within an obvious r*ckpost even with differing trips wherein posters were unfortunately traumatized when clicking a link they believed was me
I have a white collar job and I often fantasise about having a blue collar bf, I think that would be cute
I have a brown collar job (i clean sewer pipes)
>>42795045I would like to say to the court, that I like sanity too, and this trip was used briefly, over the span of a little more than a week, after I had left the mental hospital and started school as a way to indicate my new status as a sane and mentally sound individual
>>42795049I thought so too. I loved rough, mean, country men…until my white collar boyfriend made 400,000 dollars.
good morning
3 days left to live its so fucking over
I wonder if women understand how much alcohol and drug abuse happens at blue collar job sites
>>42795063Good morning
>>42795047Your honour if I mayI would like to remind the court of the well established precedent that tripfags r gayThis court has never recognised the legitimacy of tripfags and I believe the previous post should be disregarded under the grounds that it is a trip user begging the validity of her own tripcode
>>42795062how big is your shnoz
>>42795070My nose straight and small. It’s probably one of my better features besides my huge boobs.
>>42795062I can see the appeal but I like making my own money. If my bf earns enough to sometimes take me to dinner I'd be happy
>>42794003Repeating the question?
I used to be blue collar and managed to do the switch to white collar and I don't want to go back. I'm still handy and physical.
Jorkin my gock
>>42795069yr honor I would like this remark to be stricken from the record on the grounds of redditspacing
sanity has the cutest little worm
>>42795077I am so depressed all the time, I kinda need someone to make the money so I can be pitiful.
Beating the piss out of Sanity's boyfriend in front of her so she can never look at him the same.
>>42795045If you think I'm trying to insinuate that she's not a nice girl you've got me all wrong. But we can't just let pretty girls go around filing every frivolous suit that pops into their mind can we?>>42795047I think we can all agree that Rick can be a bit of a wild card. But is it really fair to say that one poster specifically set him off? If we could hold posters accountable for what Rick says or does after a post sets him off, I think each and every one of us would be buried under the slammer.We need to look at the poster's own actions, not the responses from them. Especially not from posters like Rick.
>>42795058The court has heard enough
My biggest regret is letting my nudes get saved by a frog poster.
Afternoon ladsGuess who has finished early for the weekendIt is I
>>42795097i love when men finish early
>>42795097Jammy gitI'm dossing around for a few hours until I can put an out of hours on
>>42795101I agree. I means I don’t have to continue sucking or getting fucked. What a gift.
>>42795101nta but my first time with a tranny i busted in 15 seconds. round 2 was about 15 minutes tho
Any trannies who want to test how fast they can make me goon?
>>42795106this makes me feel like i have the best bussy in the world ..
new pokemon looks like butt cheeks and it's pushed to 2027 lol why even announce it
>>42795085I'm amazed you remember my nub>>42795090nooooooo leave him alone!!!
>>42795117>I'm amazed you remember my nubhow could i ever forget that little thing?
>>42795101It's been like a year so perhaps that is my reality next time>>42795102Don't get jelly when I mention this but I am about to get a battered sossig and chips for lunch
>>42795121Yk I've never had a battered sosij but I'd murder for some chippy chips cor. Also has it really been a year! :0you poor thing
with the hottest girl it took me over 20-30 minutes to bust, then i was with my favorite girlfriend and shes pretty mid looks wise but i loved her so much i busted in her in under a minute our first time
Does anyone else shut down when they’re mad? Like I’ll just lose any ounce of personality or I cry.
my issue is i talk them into cumming. how are u not gonna cum when i'm begging for it
>>42795047Your first point of evidence is being used to suggest something about tripcodes, however this first point has to do with the content of a thread reply. all this seems to indicate is that people can identify you based on the term "sanity", which is not being contested. it follows then that you're argument here turns on the use of common language in a reply rather than just as an identifier, and i think it would be greatly beyond the scope making this immaterial. Your second point has nothing to do with the defendant and only demonstrates again something that is not at contest here, that you can be identified as sanity. which means that this point is also wholly immaterial. though unfortunate, none of these instances can qualify as harm pertinent to the matter of using of trips. I move for the matter to be dismissed.
>>42795128Theyre freshly cooked at this time too, crispy and fluffy on the inside, covered in salt n vinegar, YUM. I shall pity you with every mouth full>Also has it really been a year! Coming up to it yes >:-(
>>42795139Seems like a very easy fix, simply not allow you to talk
>>42795135yeah but more so when i get overwhelmingly stressed out by someone i can shutdown for unknown periods of time its like i go so far into myself i cant even talk or verbalize or anything and its a terrible feeling.
>>42795147good luck
>>42795116the new titles sound like a theme park for boomers>>42795120in that case tyyyy I will always keep it looking cute~ ^^
the glass on my candle exploded while i was sleeping and when i went to pick up the pieces they were stuck to the table with wax and i cut my hands everywhere and started my day off bleeding everywhere
one day i will have gaysex
>>42795150Ughhh, I’m the same way. I always feel better when I verbalize my feelings, but I shutdown so hard I can’t even talk besides “yes… or no….”
>>42795168omg that is not a fun way to start a day
I need rape
>>42795159sanity i hope u know that i only kid with the legal whatever, if u don't want me to use it, i'll respect that <3
>>42795180I think people who say this and fetishize sexual abuse are gross, porn addicted, men
>>42795170I wanna rail a twink
>>42795031flashes the next poster
>>42795181I still get my fee even if you settle out of court
>>42795168Walking around the other day, I felt like there was a pebble in my shoe or somethingWhen I got home, I found a glass splinter in my heelWas a pain to removeMake sure you wipe the area where the glass broke down with a wet paper towel to remove any smaller shards
Gay sex with a tranny TODAY!
>>42795181lol ur totally fine I'm just having fun with you and being silly<3>>42795058I like you too bpdmoder ^^
>>42795195most based post itt>>42795200second most based post itt
>>42795170You're so cute
>>42795210thinking about what his smooth butt cheeks will feel like in my hands
How do I discreetly let a transbian know I am beyond not interested and that I only like masculine men without hurting her feelings. She’s always “play” flirting .
>>42795142I'll add that to the list of things I need to try. You can get a pea fritter and I'll get a battered sausage (assuming this is who I think it is).>Coming up to it yes >:-(Oh man I had no idea. Seems we're both in a bit of a dry spell huh!
the gen has been so relaxed lately i kinda miss the old threads where the qott would suddenly be like ranking threadgirls by how likely they are to top you or something
>>42795192Ok. I Still need to be raped
>>42795216i mean if its making you uncomfortable you can just say its making you uncomfortable
>>42795216>Listen broski, i like dick ok? You seem nice tho, good luck
i have at least 30 grey hairs...
Call her Tonya because she makes me Harding
>>42795180i had a trans gf that looked like a brunette khaleesi she was 5' tall and weighed 100lbs very fun dates mid sex
>>42795228thats it. show me your knees
>>42795224>I love a big dick pounding me into a mattress. I love my hair being pulled, and I love a man dominating me from behind.Like that?
>>42795227Each one is precious
>>42795216Why be discreet?
>>42795235Yes i think she will understand if you put it that way
Hope I get to cure this guys dry spell. I think its hot hooking up with someone when its been a while for you both
>>42795231If I was 5' 100 I'd be a healthy weight Why was the sex badWhy were the dates fun
>>42795239She’s not good with confrontation and rejection, but she is the only transwoman who will play my current video game obsession.
>>42795220Maybe we can do that next week? Also do u wanna plan timing over the weekend like when to leave and how long we wanna put up with eachother lol>we're both in a bit of a dry spell huh!We are... Could transform that into a wet spell though
bronya name tier list:S: BronyaA: SoniaB: Sophia, Tonya
>>42795249fucking gen wunners
>>42795211no anon, YOU are so cute>>42795215i need a bisexual twink exclusively top boyfriend so bad
>>42795247I feel like "I'm not gay" is one of the easiest rejections to not take personally. I'd not be discreet, but you do you.
I love my boyfriend, but I’m sexually attracted to his friends only.
>>42795244too big for her and height differences she was beautiful though. because each one was like a movie
I kind of hope to get my virginity taken by a tranner, it would be a funny way to get my chaser card validated.
>>42795216>don't be getting feelings for me now, im only into masc menor if you want to be less direct you can drop comments about what you like in masc men from time to time>>42795198the only thing getting settled is my butt after my man flips me over and presses down on the small of my back
>>42795258literally me irl
>>42795260>to big for herdies from cringe
my ex also said i was too big for her. not to brag
>>42795260Too big for her like penis or height
>>42795270I feel so evil for it. It makes me sad.
>>42795274Yeah you do be real fat so it's understandable why the ex said that
>>42795279yeah that was the joke anon
>>42795221speaking of tier lists what happened to buggy
>>42795281finally lezzed out. god willing the rest of us will accompany her soon
Are there any discord servers I can play videogames and sit in VC or NAW
>>42795253We are so cute
>>42795277It’s pretty fucking evil
>>4279526430 year old chaser btw
>>42795287I would only become a lesbian for a beautiful woman with a very masculine personality, and she would want to fuck me in the ass.
>>42795289NAW
>>42795287Whom the gods seek to punish, their prayers are answered
>>42795296Nothing wrong with that
>>42795297Hello
>>42795295Yeah, but his friend is exactly my type. It’s not like I’m going to cheat or anything.
>>42795304Wickedness is its own punishment
>>42795300many such cases!
>>42795302Hi,… haha… I’m so nervous! My boobs are so big, my cup over floweth btdubs
>>42795287>wishing transbianism on someonekys
>>42795275both
>>42795309how rubbery that pussy
>>42795296I'm 24, I'm like 90% sure my dad didn't have sex until he married my mom at 30
>>42795298NOOOOOOOOOOOO, is you lying to me heart break
>>42795310i wish for you to become transbian also. im gonna pray for it every night
Today, I am mildly angry
>>42795319Its about 3 inches hard..
>>42795243whats stopping you
>>42795326Why bro? Like be a man bro? Like don’t be a pussy bro?
i’ve only had sex a few times but it was very one sided and a long time ago so i feel inexperienced like a virgin
>>42795329ffffuck yes
Why do chasers hate transbians? I thought straight men loved gay lesbian sex? Is it hot for men to watch to transbians elope?
>>42795297yeah i dont think i could do it unless she looked and acted masc and was bulky and strong jawed and was also purely a top
>>42795313Ok well I'm substantially taller so I don't think I'll have the same issue inshallah
>>42795297It's really cringe when women act like thisEspecially if they're fat"studs" are cringe
>>42795344I don’t necessarily need her to look masculine, but I need her to be on my level of pretty BUT most importantly her personality needs to be masculine.
>>42795347I’m beautiful and thin does that make it alright?
>>42795342Trans on trans is hot as fuck ngl I think the lads who cry about it are a tad incelly lolLike they're upset about a girl being taken by a tranny and it should be them fucking her instead
>>42795355Ohh I guess that makes sense.
>>42795331We've just not met yet but thats changing next week. Plus I am a bit timid with sex atm which is the reason for my dry spell so we're just gonna see if we get on well and such at first. So its a work in progress!>>42795248Yeah sure! Let me get work done and we'll make plans tonight :)I'm excitedI will resist further public yearn posting but <3
My girlfriend wont have sex with me. Do I rape her?
>>42795287Lmao no way.
>>42795370go on grindr and get hiv so you can give it to her as punishment
>>42795370That's weird she has sex with me all the time
>>42795370Dump her
>>42795370Such a weird, gross thing to joke about. What is with this board and sexual abuse? Jesus,
>>42795387They are trying to upset you anon. Are you new?
>>42795370you sacrifice your life and work for her and she wont even put in 15 minutes of work for you a couple times a week? dump her
>>42795391I’m not upset.
when my bf won’t have sex with me i threaten suicide. works every time.
>>42795363Get your head down and crack on! :)Pop up whenever, I'll be about all night now
>>42795370>Do I rape her?Of course, she wants you to
Forcing Sanity's boyfriend to take estrogen.
>>42795398You’re a psycho. No one wants to be raped.
>>42795405Literally the number one sexual fantasy of women
>>42795342Most chronically online white trannies are transbians and they're not good people. They're deeply dishonest and secretly hate men and hate cis women but want to fuck them.
>>42795370Only if she wants you to
>>42795406Yea women like rape this is a no brainer
>>42795405I do...
>>42795227take a multivitamin
>>42795406>>42795417I would never wish anyone be raped. It really fucked me up. I hope both of you are murdered. It’s the equivalent to rape.
>>42795420Will you e-date me and play osrs with me?
beanboy mogs
there is different styles of rape like there is different styles of sex like dreams and nightmares
>>42795402he is immune to it everything you do will bounce off of him and stick to u
>>42795342>I thought straight men loved gay lesbian sex?It doesn't do much for me, but I also don't hate them so. Idk where that slots in.
guys it's international bring lil shawty on a date day (i bring myself to my fav restaurant and bakery and record store in Miami) i hope my tuck doesn't slip . look at my figure tho!!!!https://litter.catbox.moe/lujssny1lcmceheu.jpeg
>>42795425Ok im sorry you got raped but its still known that a womens fantasy involves rape im sorry anon but it IS this way(way)
>>42795354Just be a nice pretty girl then
>>42795432Beanboy does mog tyvm
Computer, give sanity's boyfriend juicy, voluptuous double D breasts with giant nipples leaking milk
bro is obsessed with sanity’s bf
>tfw asking a black(negro) lady to play osrs with me
>>42795453
>>42795452I'm willing to bet a lot of money that you're too old to be talking like a zoomer in a twitch stream chat
>>42795440you should try a light top that goes over your high waisted leggings i think that’d look good on you
>>42795440Damn I need a lil shawty to take on a date, girls hands up who wants to go to mcdonalds. You get to suck me off in the parking lot
>>42795452idk who is chasing who anymore
>>42795440Oh boy yr hawt
>>42795440You really shouldn't wear black its horrible on your figure, wear white top accentuate curves
>>42795458i am a zoomer tho
>>42795449Mine next
>>42795462wdym by light top. color or texture or man
Any asian trannies here?
>>42795470white looks weird on me . i'm all black outfits till i die
>>42795475>or manHehehe
>>42795475Hah!
>>42795478some of khaleesi comes from the asian continent
>>42795452maiq is crashing out bad about it
>>42795472Zoomers are 20yos right?
>>42795475colour. black on black hides your figure because you can’t see where the waist begins
>>42795500The oldest are like 29 now
ozempic and eating healthy are doing a lot for me is it possible that I'm gonna make it
>>42795440it's not good for your back to bend like that to anglefag pictures
>>42795502Also block just in general hides shadows so you cant see how light is interacting with the curvature. My butt always looks way bigger in white than black
Good morning! :3https://voca.ro/1aqXiylOSv9EMy depressed good morning song!
>>42795425I'm seconding this.
>>42795507Ozempic isn't doing anything for you, eating healthy is
>>42795507Thats a lot of weight in 2 weeks. chaser or tranny?If chaser you prob dont wanna be losing weight at that rate with GLP-1s to bootGunna have no muscle and brittle bones
>>42795507We're all gonna make it.
>>42795514Unknown voicemogger
>>42795475i just wear blue jammies and hit the pipe
>>42795514Listening to this while working out
Geeling kinda tuckered down, could one of you trannies come jork me off while I watch this porn
>>42795502i'll get back to u when im down 10 more pounds . i still have a little tummy so lighter color shows it
>>42795507you already made it and now you are being rewarded. i love you
>>42795524I just like singing my little and sharing em’>>42795527Why listen to such a mellow song when working out?
Computer, shrink Bronya's boyfriends breasts to half of their current size and dry out all of the milk in them so they will never leak milk ever again
>>42795507u got this ! if u need advice or help or anything here's my discord :D im down 30+ pounds since the first week of january
Bringing bronya over and she gets zoomies and runs into furniture and knocks a bunch do shit over before standing facing a corner and screaming over and over then sitting next to you like nothing happened
>>42795514Good morning, that was some crazy good singing. Beautiful. Thanks. Sorry you're all depressed.
>>42795542NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>42795553hehe :3
>>42795430Mage bank in 30 mins
>>42795507eat moar. your weight loss will naturally slow down a bit but you don’t wanna lose too fast and get a fuck ton of loose skin. i lost like 40 lbs in a few months and im reaping the consequences.
Sticks & Stones - Oblast
>>42795449>>42795402>>42795090Lmao calm down broBetter luck chasing next time
>>42795538It's either your mellow song or mommy asmr
>>42795584Computer, reduce this man's penis size by 50% (1 inch in nominal terms)
>>42795592I can do both
>>42795597Please do
>>42795505Kk>>42795507Gonna make it bro(sis)>>42795564Youve trolled me enought hector
>>42795397Yeah I'll hit you up later :)Ngl this conversation has not helped my focus oh gosh
looks at u
>>42795617Post ass
>>42795606beanboy did you get your 12k DMM points so you could buy an Armageddon scroll and sell it for 65m?
>>42795626I've seen it and you haven't lol get cucked faggot
>>42795617cums on you
low 40's sunny temps tomorrow man spring snowboarding is here and I'm so happy
Ima be like 5 minutes late to class bc I’m still waiting for them to put out the chicken so I can protein mac and get juicy
>>42795631why
>>42795640It's gonna be 91 today, I hate it here
>>42795656damn nigga I'm a little sick of the cold but Ill take cold over 90s any day
Finding myself daydreaming about boys a lot recently
The vibe is alternating between:https://youtu.be/j0tHXHcq724?si=zyBQhleO_FerYC9YANDhttps://youtu.be/o5zgHGUfMQo?si=mhU2bKPMYagb3Fg_
>>42795655Your eyes are practically begging for cum, i can tell
>>42795660chaser btw
>>42795662i guess they are
>>42795640same soon it will be normal outside and i can leave this place again
>>42795629W-what..? Bro im on mobile trying to grind out a bond wtf is deadman monde jfc>>42795630NOOOOOO>>42795645Beepy your so pretty omg>>42795656In winter???
Tranny gf who daydreams about men, not boys <3
this is the guy u ppl are talking to btw. literally a man
>>42795674Cute tranner and cute plushies
>>42795674Looks cute. Post yr elbow
>>42795661its a bit diff vibe but im playing Behind the Sun now tbqh
>>42795674Cute. You look like any other girl with wet hair. I'd love to see you with wavy hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9j91-18Kb4
shoutout to the poster who recommended time tonight - John Frusciante to me like 6 months ago bc it’s a rly good song. Everyday I come here and reap the benefits >>42795683Who’s it by?
>>42795671So there was a temporary mode called deadman that is centered around PVPBut you dont have to fight players really and everything you do like leveling up,quests, killing bosses, etc gives you pointsIf you earned 12k points in this mode you'd have the ability to buy a cosmetic item with them on your main account and it's sold for between 40m-150m It's a bit time consuming to grind out 12k points and it doesnt exactly progress your main account, but yeah its an oppurtunity for lower levels to make a big windfall. Iplayed casually and sold my scroll for 65m yesterday
I would like a chaser here too take a nap with ok
>>42795683Wait I found it and it’s a vibe
>>42795674who is this angel of hearts
>>42795708It's my gf
>>42795704I would love to be your nap buddy. Are we doing so on a couch or just outside on some nice grass?
Im a diet coke nigga who needs a diet coke bitch
Tranny gf who naps lying on top of my chest like a cat
>>42795721I will never have this
>>42795694BUY ME A BOND ANON.Yea i know what deadman mode is and although ive never played it i still watched torvesta and other streamers on youtube play it.
I live alone and work from home but I prefer listening to music with noise cancelling headphones while I work. I dont understand why I prefer it, do people really like listening to music with normal speakers more than headphones if they have the option or is it normal to prefer headphones all the time
>>42795724if you keep it at 100 you will
I feel like with ai and 3d scanning etc etc, phones should be able to scan your face and then use that data to undistort selfies. This would probably boost sales by an incredible margin and I can't imagine it's a terribly difficult feature to add with a multi billion dollar company
>>42795711No bro is my gf>>42795705Yr so cute omfg
>>42795731You likely should have played and got a scroll given your accounts capacity for money making it would have been very efficient.You also should pay for members with rl cash not bonds at your level
>>42795734What does that mean>>42795732I use open back headphones. If you're alone why use noise canceling
>>42795714I will be in the bag. any other details I will leave to you
>>42795739Yea but i dont want to get banned and if you didnt know i was just recently homeless so i couldnt play deadman mode on my phone.
>>42795735What kind of moron would want their phone to be scanning their face
>>42795744I just have one good pair of headphones and theyre noise cancelling because I used to wear them for my old office job and still do at the gymSo the noise cancelling aspect is kind of arbitrary at homeBut I do have good speakers on my computer I just like wearing headphones more
>>42795732Just preferenceI've always been more into good speakers than good headphonesGetting no natural room sound overlap from 100% panning with headphones feels like not as real to me or something
>>42795748What do you mean the bag
>>42795751What would get you banned?and didnt know sorry to hear man.
airpods noise cancellation is actually magical
>>42795752Anyone who's doesn't suffer from schizophrenia
i focus better with noise
>>42795761I need over the ear headphones so everyone can see Im wearing them and no one in public tries to talk to me/I have an excuse for ignoring people
>>42795757I sleep in a bag that makes me orange
>>42795758Real world trading. And ive never EVER paid for a bond and kinda dont wanna lose that streak but man this is getting boring high alching and doing moss giant boss and killing orgresess
kittens penis is too small to aim while standing to pee
>>42795735>>42795767>you need israel in your pocket because im uglysaying the quiet part out loud this morning you fucking wretch? drop dead
>>42795767We undeniably live in a surveillance state, it doesn't take a schizo to realize that.
>>42795779Assigned sitzpinkler at birth
>>42795680u are right about the plushies :)>>42795685i think i usually have wavy hair>>42795708his name is jame gumb
>>42795779Good kitten
>>42795776I mean pay for membership directly to jagex with like a credit card not buying goldIf you look at funding membership via bonds as anything but a maxed end game player, you're literally making 3rd world poverty wages or worseBonds are so high rn and mid lvl players are lucky to make 2m per hour. It's like you're valuing your time at <$1 per hourYou could probably find some way to make like $10/hour and then buy members. now when you play runescape, you actually get to play the game and invest the loot you earn into better gear to unlock higher level content and also just do the fun stuff when you play instead of those mindless mid lvl gp grindsEven if you like got a bike and did some doordash its a way better investment of your time, mow some lawns, anything ya know
jeffrey epstein is already looking at your camera roll unfortunately
>>42795792what is a sitzpinkler
>>42795779Lol
>>42795800I just dont see the point of playing for a GAME that you can like play for free. That and i have litterally no money nor job lol
>>42795804A cutie with a itty-bitty pp who has to sit to pee
>>42795816:D
>>42795782>>42795786Oh nyo ;—; the wittle phone seed yow face :( nyow dey nyo wat u look like much sad very crying
>>42795823its very funny when u call other ppl cattle. u would have a ring doorbell if u could afford one
>>42795803I hope he likes all my boner vids and thinks my tranner is cute
the fact that its a "politcal" content consoomer saying this stupid shit isnt lost on me. it doesnt matter who. its literally all The Party
>>42795814Think of it this way, your time has value.Now let's say you have time to play runescape for 15 hours per month.You can do 2 hours of work in real life to make enough for membership plus likely some left over money. Now, when you play runescape with the remaining 13 hours you can do whatever you feel like in the game. Level your skills,do quests, kill bosses for money and actually use that money to buy better gear and kill higher level bosses that are more fun and engaging, etcOption 2 is what you do. Play for "free" but invest your time into doing something in a less fun way. Playing runescape to fund a bond is just treading water in again a sub-minimum wage job. You're doing things that arent as much fun solely to grind out GP so you can keep playing next month.Your account doesn't really progress because rather than use the gold to buy better gear you're just evaporating it into another month of membership. You said yourself alching from ogres is getting boring. You've basically turned the game into a mindless sub-minimum wage part time job.I'd honestly say if you dont think it's worth paying the membership fee you should stop playing and invest your time elsewhere because your logic only makes sense if you value your time as effectively worthless
it's more time efficient to just never play runescape, shit game
>>42795828Ok
>>42795847Yes
>>42795847Most people who say this dont actually understand what high level osrs is in the modern dayIt's one of the coolest, deepest, high skill cap rhythm games ever
>>42795835W Schizo
>>42795851I love rhythm games does it have any miku
>>42795795he's so handsome and beautiful
>>42795838No you dont understand anon i want to play a game but i have no money no job no ID to get a job and unlimited time to just dick around so im playing f2p osrs and making threads on /b/ begging for a bond. Its happened before. I cant get a job without ID and dont know how to get ID. Im just coming out the street like sleeping every night out in the street and im just trying to regroup.
>>42795847But what else will we do with our time??
>>42795672I do but you have to understand that calling a man a boy is a sign I like him. Its a sign of endearment to a guy
>>42795864why don’t you have an id??
>>42795851most people obsessed with the tick autism are just manchildren who never grew up past caring about a java cookie clicker game released like 20 years agothat kind of obsessive metagaming isn't really gaming, it's just obsessive autism, a bit like the koreans still obsessed with starcraft 2. I'm glad you're having fun with this kind of speedrunning autism, but it's just not the way it was meant to be. There's better games out there that really test your reflexes and your dedication, but we're still stuck on nostalgia, an ancient engine that really doesn't go anywhere, nothing beyond seeing how many prayer switches you can do on a single tick assuming your connection to the server is 100%>>42795870nothing, it's all meaningless
>>42795859It's a different kind of rhythm gameEssentially it operates under an archaic "tick" system so everything that happens within the game is based on this idea that the entire server refreshes and responds to player inputs on a constant .6 second intervalSo now new content is designed around encounters that force players to respond to things and create inputs within these intervals, sometimes you need to do multiple things within one .6 second tick or youll die
Pigeons are actually extraordinarily beautiful the way their necks and heads light up an iridescent blue-green and purple in the sunlight Look at pigeons more
birds are low on the food chain. lower than me. birds are trans
>>42795883I think you're extremely reductive and dismissive of things you dont like and its kind of a personal flaw.Runescape has achieved a level of depth that most games never will and you dont understand enough about it to be so opinionated on itIt's funny that you're also dismissive of RTS because the same can be said about that.Until you've done either at at least a middling level I dont really care about your opinion on either
Respect birds, nigga
>>42795874Because i lost it being homeless. Its quite an adventure and a story if your intrested.>>42795874Ouch.>>42795883Stop destorying my game plz
gooning and video games are both low tier activities anything else would be better to do with you time
>>42795899if you have no money how do you afford being fat as fuck
>>42795896Making this my grindr bio to catch autistic baddies
>>42795886pigeons used to be treated much better by people in the past they were bird friends like messenger pigeons they are very brilliant animals but people today see them like trash birds but not too long ago they used to help people.they also have better complex visual pattern recognition than humans do
>>42795894>wah my video game is so high skillyou write like a faggot post 11 inch arms
Hearing ppl call kokichi mechamaru hurts my heart
I'm somewhat of a pigeon myself
>>42795914Trip on dawgyEven your post showed you don't actually understand what high level OSRS isThere would never be a reason to do multiple prayer switches within a single tick because you'd only register one protection prayer within one tick
>>42795886the pigeons in the cities are progeny of the birds your ancestors used for communication a remnant of the old way to send signals through the airsome animals were bred specifically to help benefit people and then they fall through the cracks of time and become forgotten
>>42795884so no miku
>>42795906They um...They feed me here anon....And to be fair i was way thinner and skinnier before i did months of jail and the mental ward. Ive gained like 50 pounds since before when i was out in the street. I also got some weed yesterday from some random man who just gave me weed for looking through the trash at the weed store. He just gave me some weed but i shared it with the homeless and dont have any more because i know how much it sucks to be homeless but i do wish i had some weed rn.
i need a man who will humiliate me
>>42795931It's sort of exaggerated how many of those were used for communication
>>42795886i read that pigeons can appreciate art and do calculus
>>42795937H-hey...
18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES DADDY LOVES YOU <3 <3 <3
>>42795931Making me sad about birds and the nature of humanity at 9:51 on a Friday
>>42795941She meant she wants a man to humiliate her in the bedroom in a sexy way not humiliate her by being seen with her
>>42795941Accurate replyThis dude will for sure humiliate you being seen with him
birds have alot of personality to them it can be really beautiful when you get to see a birds personality and the bird likes you
>>42795894I actually do like Runescape, but it's a waste of time and a very shit game outside of social activities and questing. I don't see why people obsess over the tick and the combat when it's all very simple and it entirely depends on how effective your connection to the server is and how the servers are doing etc metafaggots like you essentially ruin MMOs, because eventually you start demanding these companies to dedicate their time to releasing extremely niche content that no sane human being likes doing, like these complicated boss fights where you'll need to do a billion prayer switches in one tick. It's not the way it was meant to be, it's not fun, it's just pure autism. There's no rhythm in it, it's just more autism with another layer of rng on top of it (server stability)I have thousands on hours on both rs3 and osrs, so I do know what I'm talking about
>>42795926don't care about your gay ass video game shit and i ain't dawgy lmao
Chasers be like "I can't be seen with a tranny I'd be humiliated"Bro you're the embarrassment it's worse for her
>>42795968that's why I keep it DL. we can hang out but I don't want people knowing I'm straight
>>42795963>and it entirely depends on how effective your connection to the server is and how the servers are doing etcSome of us live in first world countries so having stable internet isnt that much of an ask>a billion prayer switches in one tick.See this is what I'm saying.You're like dunning kruger personified. There's never a reason to do multiple prayer switches within a single tick. You can only benefit from one protection prayer within the same tick. You're so opinionated but you dont understand like an extremely basic aspect of the gameIt's fine that it isnt for you but you do this with like everything. Youre in like your late 30s arent you? you're way too old to act like this and you're this way about everything.
>>42795985UnderstandableI'm begging my tranner to tell her family about me so maybe one day I can meet them but she says I have to get a job and a haircut first
what's more embarrassingstill playing runescape in your 30s or dating a tranny in your 30s>>42795991my thirdie internet mogs your firstie internet, first of allsecond of all, how old are you? Why the fuck are you playing runescape? If you're below 30 then idk man there's no potential nostalgia there, you're just likely an e-celeb streamerbait zoom zoomif you're above the age of 30 then idk mang, it's time to let go, Jagex is a dogshit company
>>42795968its funny cause the normal guys have np hanging out and act normal and dont care if people see them talking to or being around a tranny the chasers sweat bullets and act weird about it and loathe bringing you around their friends or family
>>42795951Haha>>42795955Yea.....Whatever*does three-sixty**ninja noises*
>>42796000good luck. make sure she gets you all your shots too
>>42795968TRVKE
>>42796008I dont even play runescape lol, I quit a couple yrs ago because it is too time consuming.But if you're gunna waste time gaming OSRS is one of the better ways to do it due to the depth.My point is that you constantly are so fucking opinionated about shit you have no understanding of. You do this with everything and it's honestly why most people here either ignore you or dont like you.It makes no sense why you're so sure of yourself and I guess yeah in some ways confidence is a good thing. But you're like a poor mexican in your late 30s. I'm not sure if there's a single aspect of your life that could be called successful. You really gotta take a look in the mirror.
Trying to hallucinate a boyfriend
>>42796024Freakin vaxshitter, I'd sic roach on you if he hadn't died in that train explosion, godbless
>>42796030spiritual sky daddy hallucination
The world is actually pretty beautiful I'm just dysfunctional atm
>>42796030He has beautiful boobs Today I incline press for he
You're playing COD with your chaser and he busts out this skinwyd
>>42796028I think you're just mad I called your metagaming shitter ass out. Metagaming is the cancer ruining videogames. I'm happy to always call it out when I see ityou're trying to be pretentious by claiming this tick system has depth, when it's as shallow as a puddle. It's nice to look at, maybe hop around in it with your friends, but it's nothing special. It's why I said the real fun in Runescape is meant to be had with friends and with the quests. If you wanted a game with more in depth bossing and pvp or whatever the fuck there's better games with bigger pools. Don't delude yourself, you nostalgia obsessed goonerI take you ad-homs as a way of you admitting you're a little nancy sissy princess little girl that pees sitting down and you're choosing admit you were wrong in this type of form. I accept your concession
>>42796079Bro your opinion of the tick system is worthless because you proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that you don't even understand it. This isnt even about runescape again I havent actually played it in years, I just understand it.And that is my broader point, this is your approach to seemingly everything you comment onExtremely conclusive one sided opinions based on a limited understanding
>>42796076benefactor psychopath bf he's psycho and make you do crazy depraved things but if you pass his shit tests he will reward you greatly
Bros stop arguing aroubt osrs and just give me a bond bros
>>42796038j miss him so much
Oh I just filled in the blanks that it's "old school runescape"All these years I thought nerds were talking about some "Osiris" game I've never heard of
>>42796040Whoa
>>42796069good luck.... work hard for him....
>>42796095brother, you're obsessed with a nearly 30 year old game written in java that limits your inputs and has to balance content centered around people who abuse the tick systemthere's not depth to it, it's just a giant cycle of abuse pretending there's skill involvedif you wanted an actual show of skill and dedication there are better games to do it inif you want an actual rhythm game then idk play Osu! o algo asi, what the fuck were you even going on about trying to hail runescape as some sort of skill based rhythm game, it's a 30 year old rng cookie clicker
Anybody deaslock. Anyone of you play deadlock. Who do I play. who is the cute girl character . I don't aim so good and i just wanna play support
osrs is written in Java.... somehow this feels like a big reveal. not sure how to process
We're still here and we havent forgotton, trannies.
for me.. its c++ mmos
>>42796125i play a game called osiris in my mind where i imagine myself going through the same rituals the pharaohs did which makes it real to me
Boring thread
minecraft is written in java
im gonna go to Tesco.... imagining if I had a chaser to go to Tesco with... i would make a point of carrying all the heavy stuff even tho im weak and then eventually have to give in halfway home. and i would watch him like a hawk to remember what kind of stuff he likes to buy so I can get it later. esp if he's sick. and also I would buy toilet roll because I think we're nearly out
Dawgy is such a fucking faggot. Everything she doesn't like it's le meaningless or le pointless lmaoNigga just let people play whatever they want and do whatever they want
>>42796188Just permanently stuck in an edgy 15 year old mindset. It is really sad.
I usually draw clowns. I feel like one when I dress up and put make up on sometimes
>>42796169
I live in the middle of nowhere with no good places to eat and I'm going to visit my parents in the city this weekend and we're gunna go out to eat. IDK where they're gunna pick but I'm so excited.
>>42796183Wait that's literally true. does Minecraft have rhythm game ticks too. fuck dude I reinstalled gtnh again and literally generated a world and after like five minutes of staring at the spawn I just closed it. I wasn't ready
>>42796184Nice bf to give me a hug and tell me to wait outside when the overhead lights get too much in big tesco
>>42796210that's so exciting!!!!! update us on what you get I hope it's delicious
just jrjed of
why was java so popular in the 2000s anywayswas cross platform support rly so difficult?or did java just make development cheaper?who uses java nowadays anyways... i feel like i don't hear abt it that often but i do occasionally encounter java developer job listingsdid it just get replaced by c#?
>>42796197I think she is depressed and wants everybody to join her, unironically
>>42796219Theres this one Indian place I suggestedBut I'll be happy with just about anything
>>42796169you're so retarded you think a retard on a roof with a 30 06 only did that much dps to titanium plated kirk neckthe guy with the pocket pistol that jumped the barrier and did the hand off was the real shooter after the sunglass guy did that he jump the barrier did a hand off to another guy and was on the crime scene then after all of this happened contractors came in and put giant concrete slab where it happened so no thorough investigation could take place https://youtu.be/RhprGh6bJNc?si=SiIeWfg_w8htvRQ8&t=847https://youtu.be/RhprGh6bJNc?si=SiIeWfg_w8htvRQ8&t=847
>>42796216LMFAO i was just thinking i wonder if sunglasses would make the overhead lights less overwhelming.... you get it
albanias flag is raw as hell ngl
>>42796198These are great
here's how runescape was meant to be enjoyed:bankstanding bankstanding with friends fishingfishing with friendswoodcuttingwoodcutting with friendsrunning around the wildyquesting and asking your friends for help if you get stuckno, you were not meant to look up every answer online, you were not meant to play alone in a single instance and click the same thing twice in a .6s interval to maximize your xp/hr rate. You're not playing a game, you're playing yourself, you're cutting down on the content to minimize the time spent on a game you weren't meant to speedrun through. It was meant to be a slow burn with friends. Stick to your offline games, massively multiplayer online games were meant to be shared with others, you're not meant to be an antisocial aspie>>42796188my issue is with aspies pretending the combat system in RS has any real depth, you can do whatever the fuck you want, but stop being a metashitter, you suck. It's not fun having the game balanced around no life losers like that>>42796212yeah, wait until you have to convent the rf/t into rf/s or l/t into l/s, it's just by a factor of 20 but it's very fun. If your game lags it can also cut down the efficiency, so make sure you have a nice and efficient lag free set up
>>42796221lots of places still use JVM languages. i know that at least Sainsbury's here use Scala, for one. the ecosystem is alive in kicking
>tfw no gf
>>42796242Thank you thank you.
>>42796227I hope it's good, getting my family to eat anything that isn't Mexican or American food is like pulling teeth
>>42796247>my issue is with aspies pretending the combat system in RS has any real depthIf i was your bf you wouldn't have time to think about that sort of stuff
>>42796247i see.... i wonder if I should be thinking about lag more in my setups... i want to try making a pretty base so there's always room to expand whenever I have to do some new bullshit to make the next machine but I suck at building I just want to spam bare wire in my dirt shack. maybe I'll see what other people do first. I just can't kill that instinct to immediately dig a hole and another hole under it you know what I mean ok im resolved 100% above ground base this is what I needed to pull it back up and do some real damage. all I really want is to play 1.7.10 thaum with tinkerer again but I have to do it via Greg for some reason
Real ones played order and chaos 2 on mobile
>slow burngay nonsense even for you. things should be fast
>>42796184can you pick me up some really thick and pulpy orange juice, a white twix and a crystal bar refill while you’re there please?
>>42796266Thankfully my whole family is pretty open to any kind of foodMy mom is a bit picky but she usually will find something she likes
>>42796282had to sit down to process the immense aura of this list. that's fucking power. I'm obsessed with this
>>42796249oh yea i wasn't thinking abt scalakotlin too i guess
>>42796273Tfg much better. Don't be a loser faggot.
i want to nap on a choid
>>42796282>pulpy orange juicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IS-GZ4q340
>>42796294right yes kotlin is the other one I was thinking there's no way it's clojure but kotlin is what I was thinking of. honestly it's probably the main one it's so huge for android development right
>>42796297flash in the pan. I've seen better packs come and go. there's only room for one Minecraft in my heart I really think it's the only way I'll ever play it again
>>42796300Ugh man same. I want to tuck myself under a guys arm and rest my head on his chest and sleep for hours as he holds me.
what do people usually wear at Tesco. i was shaving everything and my fucking electric razor thing broke halfway through doing the bush so now it's a whole situation. nvm i forgot i have a hoodie + leggings combo locked and loaded for the next few days it's time to achieve full power
I wanna play all the resident evil games but I have no money
>>42796220Go wormgirl, go
>>42796270if I found out my bf actually took rs pvm and pvp seriously I would dump him. As partners we are only supposed to do pair activities like skilling and questing together, maybe the occasional casual duo boss or casual slayer grinding together. Nothing spergy, nothing tryhard, no metagaming cancer allowed>>42796273you're gonna wanna spread out otherwise pollution will fuck you, and also too many things on one chunk can cause a lot of lag>>42796276there's times to be fast, and there are times to be slow. When you're having fun you should be enjoying it as much as possible. That's like saying you should speedrun sex, goonerbrained and dopamine addicted>>42796297tfc should be enjoyed on its own, greg's kraut hands are too filthy
>>42796343i did!
im starting to worry that there's just nothing that would make me happy
>>42796345right right... I think I'm forever in the mentality of like my first greg experience being on a server so I'm constantly trying to conserve loaded chunks. like it's fine I can load however many I wantgod I don't even fucking remember how the pollution mechanics work I can't wait to consult the scriptures again when everything eats shit
>>42796356go for a walk and ground yourself anon
>>42796367it's too cold out for walkies
>>42796369When was the last time you spoke to a woman. Wait when was the last time you met someone new at all?
the faster you have fun the more time you have for fun later
is beanboy ftm? im getting ftm from him
Anyone ever wish these were real and you had one so you could go to the gym every day with full recovery between each session and hit bench every day?
>>42796381This poster is enlightened
>>42796383Nah because then more people would be fit and strong because it would make things easier.
>>42796372put on some layers!
>>42796402\Why dont u want more poeple to be big and strong :c
>>42796412If everybody is fit and strong then no one is
>>42796412Nta but if everybody is rich nobody is rich.
>>42796416(idgi why wouldn't they be big and strong
serious question: how tf do you tuck?they say you're supposed to push the balls up into your body but they dont stay there?then pull it back and tape it but medical tape doesn't hold at all and you're not supposed to use anything else because it'll damage the skin?so is tucking just a meme?
>>42796418well that one makes sense like yea that's how economics works that's why it's cringe and gay. But you can be not rich and be big and strong
the bigger and stronger you are the bigger and stronger you are
>>42796424i dont tuck thats stupid if people see my bulge they're welcome for the free show
>>42796418
>>42796436NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>42796424Idk my bits are so small I just wear G-strings all the time to get keep the bits contained.
>>42796289that’s just how i roll babydoll
>>42796426The same principle works for strength. If strength becomes mundane and prevalent, it loses the additional aspects of admiration and hotness. It becomes the new baseline.
>>42796424tucking is a meme>>42796435agree>>42796441agree with first half only
I wish I hadn't been depressed or my family made me try more in school. Id have a lot more money now if so
>>42796381>>42796398the more fun you consume, the less satisfying it becomes, and you have to consume more fun in order to get the same level of satisfactionstop metagaming, you fucking shitters
cute bulges are one of the greatest gifts trannies can offer to the world
>>42796446we need to be raising the baselines of mankind
>>42796446oh my god what is wrong with you what you think they're gonna make the doors heavier because everyone is stronger. you think they're gonna make groceries twice as heavy. go fuck yourself. if you want to be admired and hot get a boob job like its not that serious
btw if there are any of the blaire appreciators in tonight i did something huge, big BIG things coming in a few days, we’re gonna have a lot of fun…
>stop having fun, it is LE POINTLESS
>>42796424imo its not worth the hassle and ultimately you can use a fufu clip which is faster if you find one that fits you well and get total flatness/vagina aesthetic that wayand its easy to take on/off if you have to piss or you can piss with it on but its messyor just get an orchi and wear panties no one is going to notice your packed shrimp
>>42796452What about my sparkling wit
>>42796450i dont play videogames. videogames stopped being fun years ago. ive had enough fun in playing videogames. the faster people have fun playing runescape the faster they can move on to having even funner fun. you hate fun because youre ugly
how to achieve vagina aesthetic
>>42796466We SHOULD be making doors heavier and groceries twice as heavy AND have people stay the same without Dragonball shenanigans.
i cant stop watching these ai generated african storyteller tiktoks im addicted to them even tho they're evil. anyway as a side effect my inner monologue now has a nigerian accent and its beginning to pick up more and more of the dialect. i fear soon i will not be able to understand it without external study
>>42796489Please do not do this i already struggle with all of those things the dragonball shenanigans most of all
>>42796424i dont
>>42796498I'm addicted to the ones with the fat black guy and he's like>BROTHER You need to survive on this island for 6 months and you can only choose one food to survive with
>>42796481I'm actually having fun right now, I'm making myself some chiken adobo, you couldn't possibly understand how much fun this is for me. I'm just taking it easy while it cooks and I'm cooking some soup at the same time and cleaning the kitchen and also my roomate just passed by and we exchanged hellos and also I wrote this message and we are saying hello to each other this is a lot of fun wouldn't you agree yes hello?
>>42796468There are really people out there who feel guilty when they have free time or fun Imagine living like that
>>42796483Ask the srs doc for the misogyny/neoteny special
>>42796435okay but im trying not to scar any children when i go out in leggings>>42796441lucky bitch>>42796476i cant get orchiig i'll look into what a "fufu clip" is
>>42796513hey stop posting this picture of me oh wait nevermind
>>42796517>leggingssrs
>>42796504I'M SO GLAD IT'S NOT JUST ME mine are always either sisters reconciling or a woman marrying a rich man by being virtuous and filial
if i drink my own breast milk will i gain calories? the calories to make it had to come from somewhere right?
>>42796516so just the regular axe wound
>>42796517i have never got on with tape but a gaff works fine for me. if you look on places like etsy you'll find people who can make you ones to measure which fit really well. a lot of them are cute too, i have some that are legit some of my hottest lingerie
>>42796517I'm literally about to go out in leggings untucked right now. The children will live. Also I think these might be tights not leggings
>>42795440>lil shawtyuhhhhmmm
>>42796530They're a guilty pleasure for sureLook up Johanfood on tiktok
>>42795779my dick is only slightly above average but i still gotta use two hands cause my balls are so huge when i piss its like the water gun games at the fair with a small target i need both hands to stabilize i like the idea of pissing hands free but whenever i try i end up going on the side of the tub or behind the trash can my balls just throw everything off kilter
>>42796537Do they install long juicy inner lips sometimes They should
getting my srs doc to implant the vibrating cock ring in my vaginal canal
>>42796467You've gone from a 10/10 to an 8/10 for me. One point was for being a normie and dancing in the bar/club... Can't remember what the other point was for but you can share if you want...
my invidier shares getting beaten
i am also wearing legging right now
should i get an inner lip tattoo?
>>42796513Plz be my gf
>>42796535extremely troubled by this
i'm getting a hand tattoo what should it be?
I almost accidentally wasted 5 seconds today by washing the piss off my dick. I'm glad I'm efficient and I maximize by time efficiency by not bothering with such trivial manners like cleanliness and hygiene. Peasant talk
>>42796566yea get one that says thug lyfe
>>42796544following rn
okay nvm this is some sissy fetish shit lmao>>42796529i cannot get srs>>42796541okay but im not rich and i dont pass besides the bulge so if i did that i get arrested at best and fucking killed at worst and either way it's not worth it>>42796540ig I'll look into what a "gaff" is
im eating eggplant again. i love eggplant.also i bought my new notebook for college. and i need to go out today or tomorrow to do some thrifting bc i barely have good tshirts p.p
>>42796549?
>>42796573a hand holding your hand
Neutered symbol
>>42796574this is how I post on linkedin
>>42796563the citrinie stuff? im glad i took everything out of AI a couple months back everyone is freaking out about it
>>42796586This post goes kinda hard on its own with no context but I meant to reply to >>42796573
>>42796578cis women have some pretty serious bulges
>>42796578everyone has different approaches to risk mitigation based on their own environment and circumstances right. just be wary of becoming too hypervigilant and being unnecessarily cruel to yourself
I'm a blaire appreciator but I'm taken
>>42796505It is pretty obvious you'll end up settling for your roommate
>>42796605i liked it more independent it's a banger
>>42796611there is no amount of cruelty that would be excessive
>>42796578that bulge is bigger than most tranners shrimps orchi shrimp is the way
>>42796615if he wouldn't leave his gf for you he's not the one </3
>>42796606They be transvestigating whenever a cis queen has a nice mons
>>427965667/10
>>42796629i think any cruelty at all is excessive. the world is already cruel enough :c
>>42796586lmao i think i would do that
>>42796630i cant get orchi
>>42796635
https://voca.ro/1jMwNy178PWi
>>42796560genuinely what’s wrong with me dancing with my friends at a bar? would you rather i was a no life femcel?
So I still have facebook for marketplace and messenger and man it's a weird insight into gen x and boomersPeople above 40 are like OBSESSED with these groups where you talk about local restaurants and write reviewsThey write these long ass reviews for very standard, nondescript pub food type restaurants that are basically interchangeable with each otherSome of them even made special pages that arent just their personal facebook with their names like this one guy is called "Bikes and Bites" and he just rides his motorcycle around eating chicken fingers and burgers with beer at different placesIt's so weird to me like he posts them so often this seems to be his main hobby and there's so many other people like him
I don't want to put clothes on
>>42796656How long have you been on horemones
>>42796671Then don't. Just don't go outside naked
>>42796639if the world is cruel enough to me perhaps i will remove myself from it and thus the total amount of cruelty in the world will experience a net decrease
>>42796541untucked in leggings is fucking powerful, my phone screen started vibrating while displaying this message. i don’t tuck in leggings either but nobody can tell :(
>>42796662sounds better than spreading conspiracy theories
>>42796656are you talking to me?
>>42796676Ok. How does it feel talking to a nude man via the wonderful magic of internet
>>42796689Same as a clothed man
>>42796690no way HIS PENIS IS OUT RIGHT NOW girl
>>42796673i would guess that is 5 year
>>42796661I'm just mad because I can't dance.
>>42796636shut your lying ass up anon if you put your thumb on my lip and turned it down and it said please your dick would be ready to smash through a wall, i know you wanna fuck me, and you know what, i wanna fuck you too, handsome <3
>>42796686
having blaire pick me up from the airport in leggings andwhenever the light turns green i squeeze her dick to turn on the thrusters
>>42796696Looks terrible for 5 years on hormones desu
>>42796695So?
>>42796704why dont you try and see for yourself
>>42796704what does this even mean
>>42796686There is a nefarious side to it. Like recently this one really popular place among the boomers had a dispute with their landlord who was another restaurant that owned the building they were in. There were nonstop posts about it and the boomers were writing all kinds of crazy comments on the building owner restaurants page and apparently sending death threats.Like these people are passionate about like basic fried pub food restaurants
>>42796710Will you e-date me and play osrs with me?
Not now kitten. Daddy's client doesn't know what a subnet mask is despite making twice Daddy's salary and being a project manager.
>>42796656yer da’s one of those mutants that says “i’m having wine the night” and invariably means bucky by that
>>42796713Id put some more effort into my transition i-if I-I w-was into t-that that is..>>42796714That shes lazy and should try harder to pass
>>42795779hahhhhh
Not now kitten. Daddy is laughing at some faggot that knows way more about our field than him but still makes half as much as me because he's a pussy.
>>42796703this but my balls instead (if you can find them, they’re in there somewhere anon i promise)
>>42796725I wish I had a boss who knows nothing.I wish I had a bossI wish I had a job
>>42796746this too is ntr
>>42796673you know honestly I think I've always been on hormones>>42796679I don't think you should do that at all>>42796680it's a lifestyle like literally>>42796688Yes
>>42796735how does she not pass what should she try to do
>>42796697i can teach you anon ;)
>>42796760Can you teach me how to dougie?
>>42796735would you have sex with a hot transwoman you really liked but in exchange she would inject you with estradiol before you have sex with her would you?
>>42796755i should but I can't
>>42796735I'm lazy and I don't care about passing. what are you a cop. get off my dick
>>42796756Lose weight and idk do what nim did and like massage her nipples to make her breasts grow bigger and do butt workouts.>>42796755Are you anon in that web.m?
>>42796729LMAO
>>42796756please no feedback knowing what I should be doing is one step closer to actually doing it and I don't want to risk it
Daddy needs a pouch of amber leaf, who's gonna be a good girl?
>>42796765W-what a s-s-silly t-thing t-to ask.....Mb. How hot?>>42796768Yea it shows. Id rather beepy.
getting more piercings tomorrow i’m literally vibrating with excitement, if you think i look tacky now just you wait
>>42796662I can't wait to be over 40 and become addicted to that nextdoor app and yelp reviews and Facebook groups etc
>>42796792Yr the one with the red hair right? I like the punk look, what are you getting pierced?
>>42796784like super hot once in a lifetime oppurtunity you and her click very well and have excellent chemistry in and out of the bedroom and compliment each others strengths and weaknesses making for an elite duo that happens in life maybe 1-3 times if you are lucky
>>42796765Hayato kinda did that when he met up with navy but i dont think they smashed
>>42796811Then ye. Hypothetically ofc.......
daddy wants to try giving you a blowie with a 25 mig minty zyn to see if you can absorb the nicotine through your soft tissue and become addicted to him sucking your dick kitten
>>42796818daddy can just suck it if he wants kitten doesn’t mind
>>42796817okayyou are a transgender person deep down
IF I MAY TALK TO THE JURY, YOUR HONORIS IT NOT A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT TRIPS ARE IN FACT GAY?THEREFORE FOR THIS REASON ALONE, ALL TRIPS MUST BE BANNED ON ACCOUNT OF BEING TRANSBIAN / HOMOWOULD THE JURY REALLY PUSH FOR THIS?
>>42796812that person is yourself someday i hope you get to meet her and see her staring back
>>42796825W-what?!?! W-why would y-you s-say t-that...!!!
>>42796773I'm tonya in that we mbm bitch
>>42796823Kitten failed the test daddy doesn't actually want to suck it and would never date a girl who wanted me to suck it
>>42796818choid bf who does this to me
>>42796784good luck babe!
>>42796620mexicans are like the least homosexual people on the planet, and I sincerely mog every single mexican I come across nobody's gonna settle for me here. I might be more pretty than any girl they could possibly date, but I'm also taller, stronger, and smarter than they are, and in a machista culture this doesn't bode well for attraction. I've had people legit tell me they would marry me if I were a woman, they love everything about me, except for the fact that I have a penis and I mog themI don't settle for the temporary, I want something that lasts. I think it's what a lot of you can't wrap your heads around. The majority of the people here are the same way, at best you're prison gay, maybe you're a bit lonely in your incel prison. I'm not, I'd rather be alone than be in somebody else's prison, I ain't desperateand mexicans aren't desperate either, they'd much rather settle for a 5'2" goblina who can give em kids, rather than a 6'2" prettyboy twink with tits who can't give em shit besides a hot meal
>>42796831I'm transbian homo
>>42796839kitten is going to kill herself
>>42796833N-no!!>>42796836Kk still cute but you could pass better like beepy
>>42796835because no man would ever submit to be penetrated and injected with woman hormones
>>42796847you’re yung leandoer
>>42796699You already get me like a rock. I don't hate or love tattoos, my preference would be without but I've said before I like you so much yours don't factor into my mind at all.>>42796760I'm ok with slow dancing, everything else I'm way too inhibited for.
>>42796843Ty babe
>>42796844Yr mexican? I think i remember you being one of the cuter trips.
>>42796851inject that bootleg brazilian bath waters babe i want you to learn how to love yourself babe we will be here for you, bronya, anon, stu, dawgy, blaire, alex,khaleesi, bpd etc
>>42796853Whats the big deal anyway its just women hormones that doesnt make you anything.
how do you people deal with the tremendous weight of guilt whenever you get horny? im horny all the time, too, so I'm basically always on the verge of tears because of all of the guilt and shame that causes
>>42796869I'm just an honorary Mexican
you can dance for kitten and still be a sigma daddy. if tate can dance when he's happy you can too
>>42796876I've never felt guilty when horny. Why do you feel that way?
I want a tranny with tremendous weight too :/
>>42796878K. Yr still cute if i remember correctly tho.>>42796873N-no!
>>42796874exactly its no big deal you'll be okay
>>42796888no thicc trans gf :(
>tfw no horny tranny(girl) gf
>>42796859you sound cute :) how about i come round in just a baggy bedtime tshirt and sit on your lap? there any definitely some great angles you can look at me from with no tattoos visible ;)
>>42796818That one tall mtf muscle-top tiktoker who does storytime about military DL trade uploaded a tiktok one time of putting a zyn under her foreskin just below the camera to see if it absorbedIt did and she said it burned but she liked itDamn I wish I could remember her name, she's on bronya-type queen shit for real, doesn't show up on my fyp anymore
>>42796888>>42796893stop posting this shit. stop it. stop telling people its ok to be fat. its not. fucking cut it out
>tfw when i'm not a horrendously ugly and fat repper with stds
Yea like from your asshole ass up face down on my bed angles ayyyy amirite bros???
>>42796854Choids, upload tricep-flexing pics in this position This is how you get a gf
>>42796854Who the fuck is yungla n
>>42796888>>42796893why you boys are always talking about me as if i’m not right here??>tfw no fat tranny gf>tfw no cuckquean tranny gflike do you really think i’m out here being a fat cuckquean tranny just for the love of the game??
>>42796890I'm deceivingly cute, because I could straight up destroy you if I wanted to
why do latina trans smell so good?
>>42796891Y-ye...>>42796910Stop picking on me NOW!
>>42796876I don't get that way probably because I wasn't raised by religious homophobesI'm sorry anon
>>42796917
>>42796906love her immediately
The Shakespeare tiktok video presentation went pretty okay, it seemed like most people did similar things and felt similarly uncomfortable, which puts me in the middle of the pack and therefor feeling a little bit better>>42796876I don’t know how to deal with it, but I j wanna say that I relate to this a good bit. I’ve been trying to get more okay about it by openly engaging in like casual discussions on related topics with very close and trusted friends, which has defo eased things a little
>>42796919H-hawt..>tfw no tranny(girl) destroyer gf
Is the beaner faggot just another ricksona?
cope and seethe moar chaserbros. no THICC trans gf.
casual discussions on being horny with my tranner
>>42796930Beepy yr soooo cute omg
>>42796935dawgy will make a bitch out of you so fast
>>42796938Unfortunately notHe's worse in some ways but better in others because he's genuinely too retarded to be much or a nuisance unless you're in his immediate proximity
beanGOD mogs
>>42796947Idk im p tough anon. You know ive been out in the streets for years?
>>42796902lol you know I'm the guy that said you look so cute in your baggy shirts and want you in my lap don't you? Such a little tease.That shirt would be pulled over your head eventually. Don't ever think I wouldn't love every angle of you.
>>42796920Sorry I farted
chaser standing on my bed so i can pretend im a hamster and his cock is the water dripper
>>42796882because i should not have these feelings why do i want sex so badly? am i some kind of giant pervert? that's such a small part of life it shouldn't matter so much to me it's weird and grossand why is it that the way someone is attracted to me - even when i can believe that they are at all which is rare enough - is never enough for me? why do i have to be some depraved gooner who isn't ever satisfied with anything?
>>42796958have u ever killed a man......
>>42796976Yr latina?
>>42796977
beanboy caninemogs dawgy
>>42796945Thank you bean boy, it’s much appreciated :)
I feel bad dunking on beanlad too muchYeah he's transphobic and shitty but I think he has actual intellectual disabilities This is where I find myself in the crossroads of being woke or dark woke
>>42796979No. Worse. I wont get into it but i do have a repuation in Salem, the capital of Oregon.
>>42796984Im like lakinda
>>42796993sybau yt boi>>42796998so the rumors are trueyou're the little beanboy who beat up a kid with down syndrome.....
>>42796966hehe yeah i knew it was you, i could feel your essence through the screen, you just pull it off me whenever you fancy :) feel free to yank a handful of my hair while you’re at it too ;)disc is bl4iring_ btw
>>42796995Yr really cute no lie id just need you to get piercings everywhere and youd be my GOAT >>42796997HOW THE FUXK AM I TRANSPHOBIC?!??!?!?!and if its worth anything i got put in the advanced classes in school.
>>42796978Biologically speaking it's not a small thing, most people's brains are hardwired in a way where sex is of massive importance.It sounds like your problem is more with the end of your post which I'm having a hard time relating to.
This is the best fortune I've ever received
>>42796999LA kinda?>>42797003Incorrect i am the fat(phat) beaner who [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
>>42796525Do you get off on being compared to Pichu?
>>42796958dawgy would smoke you so fast you wouldn't even know it happened
>>42797011>I get syphilis from trans prostitutes and constantly ask for a gf here bro how could I be transphobic It's mostly the things you say about trans women
i need to buy a bra FUCKor at very least a sports brabefore monday. if i dont do that they will torture me before killing me instead of just killing me like theyre gonna do anyway
>>42797032>survive on the street for years>be a pushoverPick ONLY 1(one)
another thread ruined by pichu
Yeah im eating some warm cheesy pizza right now, bet your jealous
I don't even have tranny prostitutes around where I live it's that bad of a situation
>>42797010Oh I will whenever I want to pull your head back and kiss your neck.
>>42797046where you going? prison?
>>42797056i am. i want a slice of costco cheese pizza ngl
>>42797032>My homeless Mexican would beat YOUR homeless Mexican
>>42797042Yea Lux was a whore but she didnt charge me. As of today i have necer paid for sex not once.
>>42797057They're always stupid looking bimbos anyway. Never any cute or nerdy types.
>>42797064worse. university. in a class full of cis girls and very close to the class full of jocks cis guys
>>42797029you sucked AND fucked?!?!?based?!??!>>42797049how did you survivewhat did you eat???
>>42797056I am. Just gonna have cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.
>>42797050He's skinwalking Blair
>>42797073if anything happens lawyer up and make them settle lawsuits to pay off student loan debts and then retire
>>42797070I do like them nerdy
>>42797077I ate out the trash cans ngl desu (desu)
I don't judge prostitutes but I do judge johnsWhich is a little weird since they need them to surviveBut I didn't get deep enough in my college feminism classes to reach this discourse
>>42797088I'm the opposite, I judge prostitutes but not the men who use them
Slutshaming should be normalized.
>>42797097>>42797094That's not very Jesus Christ of you, bro
>>42797084oh im not american im not dealing with the debts im just going to deal with everybody being transphobic against the twinkhon
>>42797020this is actually going to make me cry for some reason. thats so beautiful. i want to add this to my affirmations>>42796918for what its worth if you're not being a fat cuckquean tranny for the love of the game you probably should be>>42797046nahhh its fine i mean you should do it if it would make you more comfortable but i think ive worn a bra to uni maybe once because i had a hookup straight after. comfortable and casual is just easier>>42797088dont worry! i have done the classes the conclusion is that this is actually good and based. and the tsar trvka as the kids say is that your criticisms of johns apply to all heterosexual men>>42796930im glad your tiktok thing went well! i was feeling grateful i dont have to do it today LMFAO im glad it was awkward for everyone else ive had moments where i was doing some shit like that that i expected everyone to be kinda nervous about and then they all suddenly locked the fuck inyea idk i feel like being casual about sex and just talking about it more without stigma or baggage or whatever helped me work through a lot of that stuff. its just sex
>>42797086yeah you can def find some good stuff in the trash as long as it's from a big chain and after closing hours, they always have some good stuff mang
>>42797107why don’t you like get a job or something? don’t you wanna do something with your life?
>>42797017i should not be like thisi despise my sexuality if i could alter or even remove it entirely id be much better off
>>42797085Maybe try /soc/ or that 4chan dating app I can't remember the name of. Most femboys and trans girls will do sex work if propositioned.
>>42797109you look like a girl bronya its ok for you girls have tits and not wear a bra its even a political statement or something im a boy having tits and not wearing a bra its just people wanting to kill me
>>42796799Will you make death threats to whoever crosses your favorite BBQ joint?
>>42797088ty
>>42797123I was just trying to make a point of not having any trannies anywhere near me because I couldn't even find prostitutes let alone gf
>>42797124i promise you i did not look like a girl when i started studying either. obviously we are in very different parts of the world but just try not to be too in your head about it it'll be okay i promise
>>42797088I've never paid for sex but why the judgement? What's so bad about paying for sex as long as you're a gentleman about it?
>me walking Sardas to class through the hordes of angry third worlders trying to kill her for being trans
>>42797110Ye mang>>42797113Well first of all you're implying i havent done anything with my life so far, which is false and very wrong and ive done a lot and can tell you all all about it but yea im working on getting a job rn>>42797124Post a pic
TODAY'S SCHEDULE:>Judge book by its cover>Put all my eggs in one basket>Count my chickens before they hatch>Knock it before I try it>Be sorry rather than safe>Watch a pot boil>Preach what I don't practice>Do as I do, not as I say
>>42797160>>42797124Dont do it. You're too pure to be defiled by beanboys eyes.
my horny hyperborean ass walking through the streets of brazil fending off hordes of tranny prostitutes looking for the boymoder of my dreams sardas
>>42797138you'd think that and generally it is that way but its not always like that and its dangerous every time rolling the dice with your life trafficking rings are real and they're everywhere
>tfw no pure gf(gf) to defile
>>42797138because in communism nobody would have to work so you're forcing them to use their body to survive which is slavery and also different from guys doing backbreaking labour for a lot less money o algo asci
just ate spaghetti
>>42797124you should actually do makeup and post a girlmode outfit. I cannot imagine you looking bad you're cute and just look like a girl anytime I've seen you
>>42797186<3
>>42797186That's huuuuge. Congrats
>>42797184Communists know labor and prostitution are the same and judge those stealing others' labor equally tbhonest with you
>>42797177Yeah but at that point you're judging someone for doing horrible shit and not just someone who pays for sex.
>>42797201right like if anyone has opinions about the nature of sex work in the context of other exploitation lmfao
>communists are retarded because of [thing communists don't believe]!Yeah
>>42797151>>42797169thank you so much guys i love you>>42797187i dont have girlmode clothes lmao my wardrobe is literally pants and baggy tshirts + a few sports tshirts because their fabric dont show up your tits>>42797137this week will be the welcoming week. i hope they will have a bit of mercy for me because its the first week and not a regular week yet..
>>42797202almost all men pay for sex one way or another its the nature of masculine feminine its very transactional
coerced labor is theft. making me get a job to fit in society will send you to hell. i will call the police if you hand me a job application
i like being asexual honestly. it's chill
>>42797224maybe you'll make some friends :D>>42797231i look like this and say this
bro she's literally forced to jerk off in camera for money
>>42797229This is why I'll never earn more than minimum wage. I need to know my trans gf actually loves me.
>>42797224I think you're way too meek and cute for anyone to want to harm you
>>42797234I'll never understand people getting aroused by an alphabet but you do you
>>42797234i also like being asexuala sexual predator that is haha im going to rape a troon in this thread lets spin the wheel to find out
Any girl want to cuddle and watch Smiling Friends?
>>42797264
Should've recorded my arkham playthroughs i usually do that so I can reminisce without having to play again
It's funny that most communists are either in full poverty or come from rich families But it makes sense when you think about it, those trapped in the low middle to middle are too stuck in the grind of the american belief system to realize they're stuck and end up simping for their own abuse with the dreams of a lottery-style asspull to catapult them or settling for "good enough" (no healthcare in a system that can absolutely afford it, constantly on the brink of losing everything with a stroke of bad luck, people above you soaking up the profit you generate)Those people can rise out of that with good leadership but the two party system is constantly playing the game of progressive-populist-neutering to keep capital in the same hands as always
>>42797268
>>42797268yes but i'm a chaser
>>42797238who forced her
>>42797236we go over this every thread. we're digital twins. we're twin flames
i wish i had a friend
>>42797321hi
>>42797306i love us
>>42797321You can have many friends
It's like stars colliiiiideInside of my miiiiindIs that looooooveIs that looooooove
it will be so funny when someone specially a girl come up to talk to me monday "hi you must be one of the few guys on the class Johnny McChad right?" and then i answer with my deep voice and my chad jawline "uhhh no im actually [girl name]"...
>>42797363based <3
Could you ever love a handlet? ;_;
>>42797392If I were a mod that would be stickied and autoplaying in every thread with "chasergen" in the subject
I am a chaser but you must refer to me as girlypop
Elden ring was so bad man
>tfw when i'm not beanerfaggot
>>42797194>>42797195i am really proud of myself and even more proud of all of you
>>42797418Same, girlypopAnd you gotta pop the P on the end really loud, too
>>42797293Bro gay unless you're hairless and will put on a wig
>>42797408waow holy based. the vibes would be so comfy. chasergen shoegaze edition lol.>>42797418hello girlypop
lady gonga
>>42797422Stop picking on me
>chasers are popping their P's for each other nowThis is the reality the matriarchy built
>>42797058ngl i need this real bad so like yeah whenever you fancy anon x>>42797081misgendering trans girls to try and “compliment” others is a bad look, 0/10 i do not approve, and also i don’t own being alt
>>42797446Top 10 Stu Posts (You Won't Believe #2!!)
Why doesn't god of war do remakes like resident evil? There's not even an official way to play the games on pc
born this way is about being full of aids but it still goes hard
>>42797402wanna hold my 9 inch hands???
>>42797402Mine are smaller than yours im pretty sure
>>42797462is #2 "i have to kill myself"
>>42797480No, that's a very believable post for stu to make, but it's still on the list at #7
Wish I was middle eastern so I could go around calling everyone habibi
>>42797459I know you said I don't need to change for you and that was sweet, but I need to change for myself. You're part of my motivation for that change right now and when I get there if the situation is still the same you are gonna get it.
>>42797488You can still do that, only performative nerds will think it's bad
>>42797464just emulate
>>42797472No >_<
>>42797493I dont even know what habibi means though
>>42797229Such a grim, sad outlook
>>42797464Anyone else think the newer games are fucking dogshit? I honestly feel like a crazy person the amount of praise they get.
i think i will buy diablo 2 resurrected
I had a nap and then ate my afters BEFORE my dinner because I'm a mad lad and I do what I want when I want
>>42797511Nah you're right, they're really dull, the story is absolutely nothing special either. I don't like to call things reddit all the time, but those games are extremely reddit. I'm glad we're out of the dadslop era.
is it OK for a chaser to be a generic breaking points mcleftist
chaser and his rough hand on the small of my waist....
>>42797488i will call you "brimo" then. thats how lebanese-brazilian talk to each other
>>42797499I see how it is....
I want a babyyyyyy
>>42797548Poor dawgy :(Don't worry, i'll hold your hand
>>42797551we can adopt one together
>>42797446
>>42797469it goes hard BECAUSE its about being full of aids
gz me blueberries
completely heteronormative relationship except he calls me faggot a lot when we’re alone
i dont know if i was born this way. im a mk ultra victim
>>42797556i dont want a baby. but noble lady sourire is hanging out with the emperor and the 16yo concubine and it's such a cute family moment and she's so full of energy and it makes me think i want a baby. but i dont want a baby i want to travel
>>42797506get to woik wagie
>>42797569Only when you're in prone bone and I'm saying it right down your ear otherwise it loses its effect.
>>42797569I think that remains totally heteronormative
>>42797569thats somehow more heteronormative
>>42797494Would you rather play resident evil 3 or resident evil 3 remake
i feel like im too boring on discord but at the same time i dont wanna put more effort into the conversation than the other person cause that will make me look cringe and desperate
>>42797511Nah I really liked 2018. Haven't played ragnarok though. They are super polished and fun.
>>42797585nooo i think it could be cute if i like we were holding each other giving cute little kisses and you grope my butt and call me a good little faggot into my ear
>>42797600Be cringe and desperate its fun
My hands are so rough I can't even fap.
>>42797543Hey Angel are you new here?
>>42797597the old resident evils first 1,2,nemesis,4 then start the new ones you have to see all the classic art it really sets the ambience
>>42797576oh my god the emperor shagged the daughter immediately now its weird
>>42797625come over and let me help you i use a Very Expensive Hand Cream
>>42797600Ah yes, the discord dynamic is a frustrating one but it is the life we chose
>>42797600when you find the right person conversations will flow naturally and effortlessly instead of feeling forced
im a chaser but im also uma thurman in pulp fiction and i feel like i chase because only a trans woman could understand this dynamic
>>42797658This. Happened with one girl near me and then she RIPPED MY FUCKING HEART OUT
>>42797649How would I put rough hands on your hips?
>>42797666What happened bro?
>>42795440i had so much fun today guys + i got these flowers from some Bruno Mars album release thing
>>42797609Oh yeah any intimate moment like that is perfect for it, when you're being all clingy and I just call you a little faggot as I feel you up.
>>42797682yeah… you get it u.u
>>42797644Not what I asked
i have shrimp thawing out tonight i will be thinking of my favorite tranners shrimps when i wrap my lips around them shrimps especially rosewood
>>42797678I'm happy for you Alex
>>42797576>lady sourireWhat the fuck are you on about
>>42797667don't worry they're carefully sculpted and all-terrain
>>42797666oh no :(
>>42797694took you 20 years to realize nobody cares what you have to say?
>>42797706Zhen Huan. she was given the honorary name Sourire after her elegant and distant smile. she was promoted from Consort to Noble Lady after the events of- well it's a long story
>>42797666Happened with me too lol but my dumbass wasn't even near
i have shrimpcats thawing out tonight i will be eating shrimpcats and the shrimpcat guy can’t stop me
>>42797704thank you twin. i love you twin. if my tuck slipped would you fix it for me
>>42797500What do you FEEL it means Habibi?
Wasting your time here is literally just retarded mind gooning, trannies are basically weird sex golems, thats it. Like literally grow up???
>>42797716:(
>>42797750and do what
>>42797750i cant grow up though the gays got me
>>42797741I will fix it with my mouth
>>42797746It's like a way of saying my friend or something to me
>>42797757Literally anything else?>>42797761That would be a touch more valid, to just be gay you know
>>42797750i shit post here while at work because my job is fake and gay
>>42797780if you cant even bother to give concrete suggestions why shouldnt i keep wasting my time
showing my tranner how i can tie a cherry stem with my tongue and slapping her when she asks for head i just wanted to show her a cool trick
>>42797750I am a weird sex golem?
Is diy rib remodeling feasible? /j
>>42797789literal paid CG poster. dream job
>>42797777>quads i guess i have to allow it
>>42797750brb adding sex golem to my bios
i am a normal sex golem
>>42797809your a fat retard fr
>>42797795get an it job. i do fuck all for half the day and bought a new phone because i was running out of battery
>>42797815what.. no im not
I brought the largest melon I could find thinking I could ball it for enrichment. and I got a mango caus I was thinking maybe I could try balling that too. Whenever people post about how they would be happy being a 50s housewife if they also got the qualuudes which like baby the slaves but anyway I want to try and live that lifestyle for a little while I can. i want to encase things in Jell-O
>>42797816my friend works it and loves it.... maybe one day
any chaserbros wanna charge our JO crystals?
>>42797779That's it Habibi!!
>>42797825I remembered I own a melon baller and now nobody will know peace
how important are the hrtits?
nooo dont get a job babe your to sexy theyll drain your sexy energey
>>42797821are you sure you are not pregnant?you should go to doctor and get checked
>>42797830How does someone do that
>>42797850we link up and JO with our crystals bro
>no stay at home husband to beat with a belt when i come home from work after a bad day why even live bros
>>42797830Yeah bro I got some tourmaline that really needs charging
>>42797489self improvement should always be for yourself first and foremost, but i’m glad my ass and tits can help you out anon, keep at it and i just know you’ll make it :)
>>42797855I would love for you to try
>>42797789kinda sorta thisthere's days where I'm literally told to just drive around or supervise someone and help them if they need it
>>42797847im sure. i think you have to have sex to get pregnant
>>42797869>just drive
>>42797865if you take my belt i'm beating u w a metal clothes hanger. now get mommy a beer before she gets angry
>>42797873last time you fucked someone?
looking at shady electrolysis machines on aliexpresslife is what you make it
should i buy a wig off temu/aliexpress or amazon?
>>42797905Chaser btw
>>42797894If a tranny ever asks me this i'm sorry but i'll have to lie
I dont like when guys are mean to me. Girls I don't really care though
Goon that cute little clitty to BLACKED for daddy <3
>>42797914Because you like it
>>42797896no way. if you're going to do it, do it right. get a discounted bundle with waterboarding included~
>>42797919literally me
>>42797914It makes you cum so I don't care.
>>42797924even without anesthetic i never found electrolysis to be that badthe pain was catharticworse was the irritation afterwards but it goes away after a day or twoexcept when they tried using the machine that uses some kind of chemical instead of just electricity, that shit fucked me up
>>42797921Like it when girls are mean? I dont like either but I care less if its a girl
>>42797905>amazonfuck jeff bezos, skip the middleman, buy directly from china, they're based
>>42797936No it doesn't
>>42797944im not trying to wait 2 months before getting my stuff though
sucking on her shrimp
i wanna bully someone elses dick but my own is so weak and limp itself
>>42797855I am stay at home wife... My husband comes home from work, by that I mean I have to collect him from work. He then drinks 10 or so pints. Gets frustrated if I want any attention. So I just fuck some other guy every now and then.
>>42797943You like to be degraded by guys
>>42797925calm down horse anon
Good afternoon chasergen. I watched The Last Duel (2021) last night. It was really good, only issue was the color grading washing out most of the outfits. I'm taking my fiancee out on a date tonight, she's agreed to girlmode and is going to wear a dress that really compliments her.
>>42797975No i don't as I said
>>42797919yes daddy <3
how do i shrink my dick more
>>42797834Thanks habibi
>>42797952most of the stuff I order on aliexpress gets to me in like a week or two at most, and there's local stuff that does 2-3 day shipping as wellthat's considering I'm in a thirdie country as well, the logistics for you can't be as bad as over here. I've also never lost a package from the chinese, they're very thorough. Unlike Amazon, I've had stuff stolen and damaged with them, and their warranty period in Mexico sucks
>>42797925>>42797919>>42797991All chasers btw
>>42797984did she agree to girlmode to the wedding?
>>42797974you and i would be besties
>>42797982nope you just think that i dont i was talking abou shrimps and wondering if stu was pregnant
>>42797982
they should do an episode or come dine with me but one of the contestants is a fat cuckquean tranny with tattoos and face piercings bc i can make a mean paella and i would definitely cause an argument that would get us on “unforgettable british tv moments of all time (2026)”
>>42797914https://voca.ro/1jHuIKj4nWnH
>>42797993General atrophy. Keeping it caged too. If your dick is bigger than mine thats immediately a turnoff and a deal breaker in a relationship.
>>42798034Sorry
>>42797989You say you don't but you do. It's a very feminine thing
movie about a chaser that loves wearing 4 cock rings at a time but gives it up because the constant restricted blood flow is making him shrink faster than his wife. in the end he wins the lottery and the doctor removes two inches of her penis and attaches it to his and they live happily ever after
Shut the fuck up whore
>>42797942wtf were they injecting nair into your follicles or something? that sounds genuinely awful :(I hated electrolysis. I still need to finish up some spots and im not looking forward to it. laser on the other hand is great, it's over in minutes and I feel better a lot faster than days like you were saying
>>42798008Yes. It's going to be a smaller ceremony with just her family present so anxiety won't be an issue.
I just want to announce here on my personal life blog that last night I decided to grow out my bush for the spring.
Ladies! dont waste money lasering arms or legs. Maybe if you want to laser pesky chin hairs or face stuff. But girls have body hair silly ^_^ And its HOT.
>>42798041that's better
backhanding my chaser when he doesn't get hard after a kiss on the cheek
>>42798082:(
is 3:48 too late to take a nap if I want to go to bed earlyI'm so tired I've done so much this week but I need to get up early tomorrow and do a bunch of stuff too
>>42798004idk about aliexpress but literally all the shit i've gotten off temu was fucking cheap poorly made garbage
>>42798010Maybe... I'd probably annoy you lol. The only thing I ask him to do is look after the yard... He doesn't, but if I get someone else to do it he loses his shit. So when it gets all out of control I have to have a fight about it. Like I'm talking grass up to your knees... But apparently asking him to do it countless times for months is nagging him. I'd love someone to whip him. You. You should whip him.
i was thinking about getting some chi-fi earbuds
Police Officer Chaser that arrests trans women and puts them in cuffs but brings them to a warehouse dungeon where he has 25 local tranners held captive. Your the 26th.
>>42798081my leg hairs (particularly on the front of my thigh) are so thick and set in that i literally cannot get my legs smooth no matter what i do and i fucking HATE it so i fully intend to laser at the very least the fronts of my thighs, i wanna be soft and smooth :(
>>42798055Why would you not just take my word. I know myself better than you mate
>>42798081making an appointment to laser my armpits solely because you reminded me with this post
thinking about them shrimps tonight i hope rosewood will be here for it
>>42798127call me daddy
>>42798130Hairy pits are nice
>>42798127No! If your nonwhite its very common for brown and Latino women to have leg hair. If your husband doesnt like it. Have him shave it for you.>>42798130Laser your armpits?! waste of money. Why would you want hairless pits? Women have hairy pits.
>>42798081why do trannies come here to give bad advice to other tranniesis it like sabotage for your competition
>>42793096q4t: Idk but I like a man with money
>>42798157Yeah gross ones who have yeasty cunts and loud opinions. Who would want to be like that?
i have barely any hair on my thighs but a good amount around my ankles/lower calves. its very odd
i'm kinda down for a gun to be held to my head during sex. i never considered this until now.
I havent shaved since my choid moved away. Im in despair. This is unlinke me.
>>42798175its even funner on coke
>>42798175The idea is hot for 15 seconds then the implication makes you realize its not at all
>>42798175i had a guy hold a gun to my head once without telling me beforehand it was pretty traumatic
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>>42798195Let's not use this thread
lets do a different one
>>42798157well the problem is that even if he did shave it i would still be all prickly and i don’t like it :(>>42798138sorry anon but im not your father, im sure he’s going to call you any day now though
>>42798175this is such a thoroughly american post i love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tksN5Jaan9E
>>42797894never
>>42795101What shoe store do you work at?
