How do you feel about MENA gays? Do you have any experience dating/hooking up with them?If not would you want to?Last thread>>42794697
squeak
boys
Corning some beef. Sauring some kraut. My body is ready for march.
do you fantasize about twins?
My sister's fiance has a gay brother who's cute and we get along great but I moved out of state before they met. Single at the time but now he's dating a guy who looks just like me and I'm alone. Life is torment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J--aKkLSUUit's so weird when the bearded hairy guy is the fem bottom in the relationship :?
>>42797089>How do you feel about MENA gays? i'm good as long as they're not religious>Do you have any experience dating/hooking up with them?don't think so>If not would you want to?sure but i'm only into uncut dick so it's unlikely
>>42797102lol niceI should get some sauerkraut too, but I always forget. I can always just make bangers and mash though.
>>42797089Been with a Westernized Arab (?) guy once. It was fun for sure
I always haved a thing for eggs. They mesmerize me. The feel in hand, the aesthetic, the colors. Sometimes i just hold them. It's like a nonsexual fetish. Anyone else?
Can't believe I live in a world where people still think voting matters
>>42797131>sure but i'm only into uncut dick so it's unlikelyI get preferring uncut but you really would refuse to touch a cut one?
Tired of hitler
cut dicks are so annoying i wish they would just go away
>>42797143We evolved from creatures that had to protect eggs, so maybe there is something deep in the brain because iktf
>>42797161They deserve to be sucked and buried in my ass the same as uncut. Faggot
>>42797134Super easy to make. I bought a container especially for it but it's waaaay bigger than I thought. Krauting all up in this piece. Krauting all over your face and lower back
my $3.49 lunch was decent
>>42797161I love uncut cocks but I care more about the guy it's attached to.
>>42797143Not exactly, but I studied reproduction a lot and its a real rabbit hole of wonders all the way through evolution.
>>42797178Nice, but I am quite sure that if I tried to eat that much cabbage my insides would explode.
>>42797173Do you really know the feeling too?I eat many eggs. But they are precious somehow too. I could cuddle them.
>>42797179My door dasher just called me mumble asking if I was mcdonalds and then wanted to know where he was supposed to pick up my order because he accidentally hit arrive on the app, and then he didn't want to google the name of the burrito place and made me text him the address...I think he might be on drugs
>>42797243They do have a nice aesthetic and lore.
>>42797227You don't eat it all at once lol. Unless he's rich then you do what you have to do. I have brats, potatoes, chicken quarters, and i'm corning beef so this should last the whole month. Found a recipe for a chocolate cake that includes sauerkraut so maybe one of those too idk we'll get silly with it
>>42797243When I was a child I was particularly fascinated, I even thought I might be able to hatch a store bought egg.I don't interact with eggs anymore because I'm vegan (not gd) but they are mysteriously adorable and I can't quite put my finger on it either.
>>42797249i've never used those servicesi wonder how many people who use food delivery services get food poisoning compared to those who pick it up themselves
>>42797249Post his cum on your lips
>>42797263Other than temperature concerns I don't think the risk is very high, everywhere seals their bags now because everyone was getting their fries taxed during the pandemic.
>>42797121creepy if you think about it
>>42797256Lore?
>>42797259Sounds wonderful and inviting, I must say. I would suggest posting pics as the dishes come along but Idt gaygen appreciates kraut fare. Its really working my imagination atm though.
>>42797279No, like getting fucked by twins, not twincest, freak, maybe you can work in an elaborate RP about rebelious clone experiments.
>>42797152yeah
>>42797277>everyone was getting their fries taxed during the pandemic.I guess that explains why my delivery meal bags always seem to be stapled to hell now.
>>42797295Not really enough steps for a cook a long. All of them are basically brown meat then finish in oven. Maybe I'll do the cake one just to prove there's cabbage in there
i wanna have gay sex with a guy.please..
>>42797289You know, all the mystique about their role in nature and such.
>>42797267His name is mohammed, he'd be jamming a different sword in my throat iykwim
>>42797341Why does it have to be gay? I just want sex with a guy without all that homo crap.
>>42797331I will look forward to anything you share. Good cooking is the gift of sorcery to kitchen klutzes like me.
>>42797353what's wrong with it being gay?
>>42797352They have a proud history of buggerism on the DL. Answer the door in something sexy and proposition him directly. 20$ says he'd at least let you blow him.
I dreamt there was a solrock/lunatone evolution>>42797299still seems odd
>>42797353>does it have to be gay?yes
https://youtu.be/flSQFULw1io?si=-HgULngPMiG4OedH
>>42797353If you have straight gay sex can you still nuzzle your face into his slobbered cock and balls? Or is that gay?
>>42797359>.
When I was little my sister put tiny bird eggs in my hands. She found from a nest. I was very excited and wanted to raise them. I carefully held in my hands and admired. Then, she used my hands to crush the eggs. My family and she laughed and I cried
>>42797370Absolutely. You can do all the same stuff you're just not so gay about it
>>42797383When I was a kid I found a nest up the street, put all the eggs in my pocket to hide them in my room until they hatched, then decided to climb up and down everyone's backyard fence rather than just walking home. The eggs didn't make it
>>42797384Hmmm... Idk, I'm not sure what makes it gay and I'm worried the gayness might include one of my favorite parts. Are cock kisses gay? Or being spit on? Or being grateful for his fluids?
>>42797383I'm sorry. At least no animals were formed yet to suffer, and you have been able to raise other lovable animals.Not my place to say really but I have developed an intense disliking of your sister from your anecdotes about her. I have disowned siblings for much less than she has done to you.
>>42797397I wore braces for 5 years, and then while my retainer was in my pocket I jumped up onto the stage in our school gymnasium, and my retainer snapped :cMy parents said that's why they hate me and I couldn't get a new one, so now I have crooked teeth and cried 1 week out of every month for 1/3 of my childhood for literally nothing :3I cried more than that, but not about my teeth hurting.And that's why we don't store precious items in our pockets, the end.
>>42797438>>42797451So you’re both possessed by demons?
Wait until she realizes her and her roommate are just seperate personalities and the meds are sugar pills.
I notice Asian guys always ask me about my eyes and ask me what colour they are but white guys never comment on it just noticing I think i like it when they compliment me though or say blue eyes are cool but I dont think its rude or anything
>>42797410I'm not sure what you're not getting here. It's fine to have sex with a man and all the actions that could include BUT just don't be gay about it. Ezpz
>>42797121is being attracted to your identical twin weird or natural? i mean "twin boyfriends" is a thing....
>>42797445I'm sorry to hear that. You guys sure have had some painful childhoods. I don't remember mine as despair, but more through anger, which has had consequences also. I guess I was born with a grudge so I viewed every subversion as an opportunity to punish antagonists. It keeps one from feeling hurt but can condition one to normalize being an insufferable asshole by nature. I guess you could say it externalizes what would otherwise be despair.
>>42797502very weird
>>42797089They're hot but t I'd be scared to date one because of the whole honor killing thing
Sex with hairy teenage boys
https://xhamster.com/videos/thick-dick-daddy-jerks-off-cums-a-nice-load-9120164Honest thoughts?
>>42797089i always wondered what they wore under those robes. i'd like to put my hand up there and fondle their balls
>>42797445Damn>>42797414Yes she is bad.>>42797397It wasn't malicious at least
>>42797121Only if they're identical and hate each other
>>42797538Yawn
>>42797517but it seems like we're generally inclined to be attracted to guys who look the same as ourselves
would you live with your bf in a tiny house?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FDCb3NcymM
>>42797563>we're??that's a you issue
>>42797572i wouldn't want to live in a trailer with anyone
>>42797572>tiny housei remember when they use to call them trailers or mobile homes.. you can paint it and rearrange it but it's still just ugly rectangle...i don't consider them homes
>>42797580Made for bbc
>>42797451unmed menthols are often tilting at windmills because following their mind to violence is more predictable than following their mind to reason. I'm not saying it isn't messed up. you should make sure your bedroom door locks and you have a private + secure zombie knife
Anyway who wants to make eggs with me iykwim?I think my eggs look like turkey eggs, ginger freckles. Very cute yes.
>>42797599there's no way he isn't racist
>>42797148>Can't believe I live in a world where people still think voting mattersalmost like the system was designed to make you feel like you have a choice while nothing actually changes. They give you two slightly different flavors of shit and tell you to pick your favorite. What a joke.
>>42797482Is it straight to go out for ice cream after with his cum held dutifully in your mouth for the entire trip even if he startles, tickles, or otherwise tries to make you lose?I just never knew I could do this with straight guys...
>>42797102More like ready for a heart attack with all that sodium
>>42797617>in your mouththat's tranny, straight men hold it in their ass
>>42797140was his dick big
>>42797617Eeewwwwwwwww
>>42797628It's only tranny if it isn't your masc bottoms cum
>>42797575you can cope all you want but the pure fact that twin bfs is a thing proves a lot of gay men want to date men who look as similar to them as possible, meaning there's something in our wiring that makes it so
>>42797611Cope those tattoos scream begging for black dick
>>42797650seek help
>>42797652the only things those tattoos scream is resistant to risperidone
>>42797478White guys are too busy thinking about themselves to notice anyone elses eyes
>>42797364I bet it just spins in both directions at once and achieves nothing
>>42797591Tiny homes are different from mobile homes. The footprint's similar. Both are maladaptive responses to private equity firms hijacking the property mafia and making vacant land in the first world work for itself.Q is "Where's the line for you?"
>>42797673Should I comment on their eyes as well? I guess i thought maybe it was rude to say i like asian mens eyes because I saw a what would you do episode once where a white guy was on a date with an Asian girl and him complimenting her eyes and saying he liked them was framed as being rude or fetishizing her race... but then again when Asian guys tell me they like blue eyes it feels kind of fetishy but I like it lol
i ate my lunch while naked, and now i'm just laying in the bed for a nap.if you had a bf would you be okay with him being naked around the house?
>>42797728No he would have to be clothed at all times
>>42797735squeak
>>42797728Aslong as he wears socks
>>42797745no socks
>>42797728only if he is hairy and has good hygiene. and likes being played with
>>42797728Can he go about his day with my dick inside him half the time?
>>42797728He should be a never nude i NEVER want to see my boyfriend naked
>>42797767Im surprised your little dick can penetrate an ass at all it would be like just the tip... cuz ive seen it and its so small
>>42797753Yikes
>>42797121yes but only if they are m/f twins
>>42797728generally yes but I'd have to adapt. My programming says nude = sexo so I'd probably try coming onto him when he isn't in the mood a few times and if he's offended it would permanently taint how I treat the bedroom
Shiza is a black nazi muslim who will save the white race
>>42797801>nude = sexobut it does. if you're nude in my home then you're looking for pole up your hole, otherwise gtfo
>>42797803shiza lives in a hut with chicken legs and flies around in a mortar
The BBC and New York Magazine are talking about BL. Why can’t normies leave my hobby alone?
>>42797806lol the city he's from means like "mud people"
>>42797803yeah well look at how clean my ui is bitch
>>42797690it was something like it changed every turn like that schizophrenic hamster but I can't remember
>>42797783So he couldn't handle my dick. Pass.
>>42797803no way, poles are beyond cucked. netanyahu said they were responsible for the holocaust and their response was to send more military aid to ukraine.Neo-Hitler will be from Danzig. she has too much lithuanian blood to qualify
>>42797728Absolutely.
>>42797877You're so full of yourself lol
>>42797881those events are few years apart lol, how is x the response to y
>>42797913>female scientist
besides i dont even like hitler or nazi germany, im a fascist not a nazist, nazis were the ultimate larpers, everyone knows germans are swarthy and the norse phenotype is very rare there to the point the nazis would steal polish children to germanize them because they looked aryan unlike the vast majority of germans
>>42797913it is pretty cringe to spell it out instead of leaving it implied
>>42797934lol
>>42797759what about hairy leg
>>42797934>bottom scientistsEven more farcical
>>42797951i didnt tho like objectively
>>42797945post leg
>>42797900clarification: you don't have the soul of an agitatormy reply to your post is that I'm silly and will try harder to blend. excuse my judgment sir
>doesnt deny being black muslima
>>42797962no, YOU post leg
>>42797965does a dog have to prove hes not a cat?>>42797963np lol
>>42797659why does this upset you so much
Women (bottoms) are so uppity because they know anything they can do tops could do better. That knowledge breeds insecurity.
>>42797669the guys i know with the most tattoos are also the most racist
>>42797978which of the 2 four letter words makes you think i'm upset
The only final fantasy game I liked is ff8
>>42797997everyone knows this. that anon just wants to pretend everyone is into bbc
Frindle
>>42797877turd penis
>>42797972are you actually interested in the truth or you want a gotcha? i did hrt but i cant be called an earnest transgender i was never down with the ideology and i only played around with pronouns when dating or having a daily dm with a guy, i fell into a weird leftist pipeline before i was even 18, became enamored with a bi guy who swore up and down he wasnt a chaser even though he only dated trannies and that kinda ended up defining everything, mind you ive talked to 2 psychologists and a psychiatrist and all of them said im mentally delayed and a mental teenager still so im basically kinda retarded and still learning life
>>42798020pornsick people only watch bbc porn because it's the closest they can get to bestiality
I see a lot of rascists obsessed with BBC.
>>42798035>tfw I'm smarter then shiza
>>42797702>where a white guy was on a date with an Asian girl and him complimenting her eyes and saying he liked them was framed as being rude or fetishizing her race...they would cry just as loud if he said he didn't find small eyes attractive or something. if you're a white male you're damned if you do damned if you don't
i cant explain why but i would fuck the grip out of adam friedlands hole
like its not something i actually discussed with my psychs but i sincerely believe myself to be a victim of political and sexual grooming by far left radicals associated with antifa with one organization sending me emails to this day even though im not affiliated in any way
i'm obsessed with my bf
>>42798035the fact that you managed to untangle yourself from that shit instead of becoming the next sissyspacek shows you have some inherent common sense
>>42798053Just accept not everyone likes blacks sexually, you in particular is very unlikeable
>>42798079is his hole hairy?
BODY SHAVING
>>42798053Wtf is that
>>42798100mental illness
I'll keep fucking white boys with my big dick.
>>42797881Enjoy Hell!
>>42798067holden was a far left radical associated with antifa?
>>42798089i dont larp as a fascist, i joke around but i just vote populist conservative at the voting booth and thats all my political activity lol
I was cyber groomed by ogrehons to become a qt girl
>>42798120ur timeline is off
Sex with lucky stars greesy big manly hands
>>42798135tranny
I'm jump rope
>>42798149maybe in us duogarchy lol
>>42798094Also, why are you mad. Did you think I was talking about you. Very telling.
Another day done, one more and I finally get a three day weekend.
>>42798086update? last I talked she was gooning with a dab pen in a closetI genuinely wish sissyspacek the best. If I found out she became a radical who threw her life away for a cause I'd respect her 20x more
>>42798199No one here makes me mad
I want to have sexual intercourse with another man
>>42798225then go do it
>>42798225Location?
>>42798207and here we see an individual without any common sense
>>42798251o męska dziwka widzicie
>>42798225In your head, is he hairy or shaved? Buff or lean? What do his armpits smell like after an intense workout?
>>42798262Good evening fag.
it’s gay for a grown man to back up his files in the cloud
I'm bored
>>42798315me too, let's have sex
>>42797089>How do you feel about MENA gays? Do you have any experience dating/hooking up with them?No>If not would you want to?No>>42798035>became enamored with a bi guy who swore up and down he wasnt a chaser even though he only dated tranniesSaaame>>42798315Soo what are you gonna do about that?
>>42798259I haven't talked to any personalities in a few years and I miss them. maybe jerking to BBC while hitting blinkers is a woke thoughtcrime now
>>42798325Our girl shiza made a new fren
>>42798324>>42798325I already masturbated twice today idk what else to do
>>42798350third time is the charm
>>42798350Go for a third round?
timoor be like: shiza shiza shiza shiza shiza
>>42798349Screenshotting your own post is craazy>>42798350I'm sure there's other things you could do??
>>4279835072hr goonathon until youre but an empty husk
>>42798371It was funny to me, you guys are downers
>>42798355>>42798357Wow I never thought of that! Get real. Obv imma jerk it a third time later but what do until then and between then and bed???
>>42798385eat
>>42798371>I'm sure there's other things you could do??Literally what tho. Finished my book earlier. Dinner is cooking. Nothing going on in town. Friends are all busy. I'm out of ideas
>>42798367Yeah true I'm very bored today so I grasp at straws.
>>42798303It's gay to not back up your files. What if your computer dies and you lose all your homemade porn?
Why do we call it jerking off when it's clearly more of a stroking motion
Which cisgaygen member has the juiciest pussy
>>42798407which book?
>>42798422backing your files up onto another man’s creation is as gay as it gets buddy
>>42798377What do you think I am now?>>42798378I'm good for 2 a day on work nights, 4 otherwise. As we're learning, there's not much else to do.>>42798397Five hours to beddiebo. I'm supposed to eat the whole time?You guys are not very helpful. Maybe I'll just drink a bunch of niquil and go to bed.
>>42798383I'm sorry. I'm sure sooomeone out there laughed
>>42798434Mr pancakes
you say no to ratchet bussy anon he can’t
>>42798438Demian by Hesse. Finished Moby dick last night. Gonna be a bit until I want to read again. Plus I only like reading in the morning with coffee. And it's afternoon now and I don't know what to dooooooooo. I'm boooooooorrrrreeeeeedddd
So bored, want to wrestle someone.
>>42798441how long does it take you to jerk off?
>>42798469go to the gym. you need to find a sport or something. idle hands etc etc
>>42798439Everything's gay if you think about it hard enough. Your computer. The internet. Probably your dad.
>>42798457and the juice is pus
are you a fan of eurasian twinks?
>>42798433it's mostly about the relief after ejaculating. like shaking something off
how would you react if your dad actually came out as gay
>>42798501wow that kinda makes me wanna die rn
>>42798501No
>>42798509feel bad that he waited this late>>42798501no
>>42798501that one
>>4279847730min if it's been a bit in between but if I just keep going it can be a couple hours. My record is 9 hours when I was in high school. Typically under 3 hours nowadays. >>42798482I like to hike but it's too cold. What are you doing tonight? Maybe I'll just do that.
>>42798512hapa bf is waiting for you at the gym
And that's 9 hours interrupted BTW. That day was 14 hours all in but I had to get up to use the bathroom and drink water at a certain point.
>>42798501I love all twinks
>>42798538playing gacha games and watching tv. it's never too cold if you have the right gear
>>42798553in poland? sure mate
>>42798501they whiter they try to appear the better non-whites look, why is that? hmmm
>>42798538>>42798560stroking my dick all day sounds boring as fuck
>>42797178u didnt crush it? looks like covered in water...with some parasite eggs
>>42798577how is he trying to "appear white", he just looks like that
i hope a homeless person beats you up and spits on you
>>42798590I pay homeless men to do this already
>>42798565>it's never too cold if you have the right gearBelow freezing rn and it's gonna be dark in an hour. Ig I might just walk around the city after dinner. Depressing but ok. >>42798582Thus my current predickament
>>42798501Lowkey wanna ruin him>>42798469I usually order clothes when I'm bored>>42798476I'd win
Ruh Roh! I'm fixing half to press the "Slay" button! To serve my drag queen fantasies!
>>42798586Did it right for the bottommost layer but it didn't even come close to filling the container so I went out and bought more that I basically just shredded, pounded quick, then threw in. Alien eggs are a bag of dry beans to keep things below the water layer.
>>42798588it's not his natural hair texture or color
>>42798590pennagayme!
>>42798601get on grindr and find a partner to warm up each other
googled the name and hes 16 yall T o T
what's a good mobile game you play if you play any games on your phone or ipad?
>>42798627so is it own juice or water? if its water its gonna be shit
anyway hes a model so i feel less bad now idk i guess its cuz models job is to be beautiful so it doesnt rly sting as much cause its like their job idk i look foul say foul things and think foul thoughts and worst of all my penis is small im cooked
>>42798653Yuck. I retract my previous statement>>42798665Terraria
>>42798665caves roguelike>>42798678lol
>>42798609>I'd winnyet
>>42798681u getting so much mileage out of this picture gworl
>>42798501everone loves all children, what kinda monster wouldnt
>>42798678oomg nobody cares if your dick is small
>>4279866990% own juice. 10% brine with equivalent salinity cuz I didn't crush it enough
>>42797900Sucks for you. Nobody else was yearning>>42798665slay the spirethe sequel hits early access in a week
>>42798681Brett favre was/is hotter
>>42798713well, we will see10% brine is 100ml water 10g salt?add caraway
>>42798433amerikike jerkoff motions are insane cause they mutilated .we have many skin related euphemisms
>>42798681how old is this guy?
>>42798509Hope he lets me hit
>>42798653groom him for us
>>42798067u do everything to absolve yourself mentally of responsibility like trannysucker lol.im reatrded, im victim, groomed blup derp weee kek. no! u did it by your own free will!>>42798062
I have wet wig diease the way I'm Terminal (2004).
>>42798717idg this response>>42798841well thankfully we dont live in thornystan
have you posted yourself on Reddit to get a more accurate rating of how you look and how other guys feel about you?
>>42798861>thornystanthank god! lol
>>42798901I have grindr for that
>>42798861how long is your foreskin? is it sloppily hanging over the pp and u could tie a knot in it?>>42798901no i know im a god
>>42798901No, I have wet wig disease.
The way I'm Teriminal (2004).
penis
>>42798932flaccid is like wormish, idk i have a normal foreskin but i have a short frenulum
>>42798853Can you start posting this stuff on twitter youre so funny
Pretty noose is pretty painAnd I don't like what you got hanging from
Why can't bears be real?
xanthippe's anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-htYGCnmI8Q
>>42798628ok so his hair is dyed but the texture is just layers>>42798653UH OH SHIZAUH OH
>>42799014paddington IS real, fuck you for implying otherwise
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LOL
now why are they all taller than me
>>42798841why did you you me are you into jewish bugs too
>>42799092is this final fantasy
>>42798901one time and some autist that was into sonic complimented me and i deleted my reddit account
>>42799073Zelenskyy was the voice of him in the Ukrainian version
>>42799106no girl...its world of warcraft...
>>42799106Yes. "S"he's lying to appear less transtrenders.
>>42799160they wont even throw you a funeral when you croak schizo
Just a hunk enjoying a big cock. Bliss.thisvid /videos/bbc-fucks-muscle-ass/
See what I mean?
thisvid/videos/bbc-fucks-giant-white-muscle-bear/
>>42799173who asked you stupid niggernobody is interested in your crude bara reposts nor is anybody interested in your porn for people with philistine sensibilitiesgood night UwU
>>42799191see >>42799214
>>42799073Nope. He doesn't exist.
>>42799160>>42799169you should make out
CDC giving it a dysphoria attack is the only good thing he's ever done in his life.
Can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
>>42799236for all the tranny insults youre throwing at me (with the strength of a limp wristed faggot) you sure do love living in a fantasy world like their ilk
I am dissatisfied with the direction this thread took and it's all going in my report.
>gets accused of being trans>has a trans attack>everyone else's faultOof dysphoria seems rough
ok good talk lol
I have a big dick and I cum in country dads.
They are making pikachu dress like a whore.
Its just hangry
I don't recall shiza ever identifying as a female. I remember him saying he was toying with some hormone for cosmetic reasons ages ago. There's a world of difference.
>>42799324well at least mine is cool and not gay and retarded
For the record, gay and retarded is exactly what you look for in a twink, assuming you see a distinction.
I saw some cute guys by the pool so I asked if they wanted their picture taken
Taking off shoes and socks after a lot of work on the feet is sooooooo nice
>>42799455I just put my hole to my phone
>>42799493why
>>42799455Vanity is a great vulnerability for many. I remember once at a pier some hot shirtless twunk had caught an enormous fish and I asked if I could get a pic, thinking I was just going to get the fish. But of course he was very proud and decided to pose with the fish, so it was kind of a two-for. They don't seem to mind showing off if its tacit and downlow.
>>42799501It yearns for dih
>>42799593I'm barefoot at home
>>42799619>>42799619>>42799619
