prev >>42823697>qott. How do you like to be punished?
>>42826356What happened to Timur's eye?!
>>42826362He was at an orgy and they needed another hole
>>42826356i find that a look of disappointment usually works best
>>42826356by being edged while i choke on balls
>>42826356Bro that's cute and I feel honored. But why I'm being punished?
>>42826396its an mgs joke retard
what if your bf has agp but like it's not obvious when you first meet him
>>42826405then we break up when it becomes obvious
>>42826409why
>>42826356>How do you like to be punished?I punish myself by thinking of what I could've done differently and how my life could've been mediocre.
>>42826405monitor the situation patriot
>>42826405as soon as he says he's a bi bottom it's obvious also post hole
>>42826428squeak
>>42826414i don't understand that and i don't want to
>qott. How do you like to be punishedGuys, is it weird i want my BF to playfully choke me into submission, force me down and spit into my mouth, shove his fingers in my mouth, all while he calls me a dirty slut?
>>42826438so if you like him but he has agp, then you'd rather be single
bottoms always want you to spit into their mouth aggressively never lovingly
>>42826365she has three, how many more did they need?
>>42826465yep
>>42826468A loving vibrant green-yellow loogie down your throat.
>>42826405I break up with him and go my own way. It must be as much of my fault that I overlooked him being a straight tranny as much as him being deranged.
>>42826405super late stage abortion
>>42826483no that's gross, more like sloppy kissing with a spit fetish
i should just install grindr
>>42826398What is mgs?
>>42826502>he isn't into diseaseplayNever going to make it.
>>42826502Why is swallowing cum okay for gay dudes, but spit is off limits?
>>42826527something actual men played and know about, it's game but not sims and barbie dress up kind of you're used to
bye
>>42826527psycho mantis?
>>42826561But it is spit, hocking a loogie down someone's throat isn't the same
>>42826527>>42826398Oh you mean the rapperI dont listen to. I listen to good rap. Likehttps://youtu.be/f3jLwW6v67M
how did you get rid of your coffee drink addiction?
>>42826679speed
>>42826679never was a coffee person but was into energy drinks for the caffeine. i just quit one day and dealt with the 6 weeks of headaches. will never go back
>>42826679drink the whole pack and forget about it after
Goddammit, I hate shaving so much, I literally have to shave 2-3 times a week or I start to get body hair, curse these Nordic genetics of mine.
>>42826742>Goddammit, I hate shaving so muchno you don't. you could stop anytime
>>42826527It gives your food umami taste>>42826742Just wax and laser biihh. Its that shrimple
>>42826679making my own coldbrew and taking I-theanine tablets with it
>>42826489stop tempting me, anon >:(
>>42826679coffee tastes gross
>>42826356omg it's so cute
>>42826943thats why youre supposed to put creamer and sugar in it, silly
>>42826943what's your favorite food and/or treat? weren't you the one who said you never had a taco or burrito before?
>>42826975still nasty even with those>>42826987I'd say pizzadunno who said taco burritos
>>42826943>coffee tastes gross>swallows cum
manchild doesnt like coffee more news at 11
the real timur btw>>42826924
>>42827011cum tastes better than coffee tho
>>42827033Timur is an attention whore if he was cute he'd spam his face every opportunity he got
i want marina to rub his feet on my cock
>>42827033its funny how all gays are into dress up
>>42827085We gotta look good!
as soon as i have a job im buying wizard robes
>>42827166so you can put on your robe and wizard hat?
>>42827166What do you do rn? Still have uni or whatever?
should i get on prep and ride the carousel in my mid 30s?
>>42827183waiting to hear from college abt when i can defend my thesis
>>42827175i think im more of a hood guy but i also have a lot of admiration for the high collar wizard
>>42827193Go for it!
>>42827193get doxy too
>>42827193post hole if fem
>>42827068Timur is an attention whore, not a camwhore.
how do i prevent people triangulating my location on grindr, do i need a burner device
>>42827033no way timur totally for reals has a longtime bf he hangs out with all the time didn't u know
>>42827363Can't you pay a subscription for that?
do any of you have feet as nice as marinas?
do any of you fill your diapers and then sit around all gooey and warm and squishy in your poopies like marina?
>>42827426Nah bro, I don't plan on wearing diapers until I'm like 60-70 years old.
>>42827426No i'm not trans.
>>42827378Is it hard to believe?
>>42827390that's a lot of ass sweat
what do you think of drag queens?
When do you... when do... it becomes...
>>42827513misogynistic
>>42827513Human trash.
>>42827491that the person who spends all her time shittposting on 4chan is in a committed relationship? yeah, it is
>>42827513they're like clowns but creepier>>42827503it's just the design on his shorts
>>42827513gross
>>42827519I look like this
>>42827537That is a thing, anon. Don't be an asshole.
>>42827546then it's a bad design. it looks like ass sweat. although maybe that's his aesthetic
>>42827577why are you off your trip tumor
>>42827577>That is a thingnot really. and if it was, it would be really sad.
>>42827695I don't see the issue. It's not like the bf is being ignored. But you don't like timur regardless so you'll complain about anything he does.
>>42827513love them, better than trannies and actually entertaining
>>42826396It's a video game joke. Glad you like it. I was running a buildabear station at an event and it all clicked into place
>>42827652she got banned and posted about it but now evading
>>42827845Natural beauty
>>42827845looks like the guy from that teen titans show, quite an unfortunate face
>>42827845moggedliteral seme proportions
>>42827881how many anime eyes do you think you've drawn in your lifetime?
>>42827903five
>>42827825he's too dumb to ban evade
>>42827744
I also have a cop pig I made last year. The collection is growing.
maybe more than five, idk. I'm about as good at counting as I am at drawing
If it makes anyone here smile Timur has been in shitty pain recently and today he's sick as fuck
>>42828030Washington DC (dad cum) Nintendo DS (dad semen)Nigger
i can't resist the allure of cock. it's too powerful, my body yearns to be filled with dick, pretty much every day. sometines multiple times a day.tops (and straight males) will never truly understand how much i sufferbottom horniness is arguably the worst way to be horny. having a dildo doesn't really help either, it actually makes my horniness worse, because from the day before i can still feel the outline of dick deep inside me and my nether regions stay like that if i keep screwing myself every day. oh my gosh *huff* i can even feel it now. arghh, why am i such a faggot? i. i can still get a gf if i wanted to. i'm bi afterall..
https://strawpoll.com/e2naX6vQMyB
>>42828030Damn, you've been sick for a while and you're getting pain? Are you going to be ok?
>>428280449/10 for a post typed with 1 handI think there is a grain of truth to that
>>42828060I'm in good spirits
>>42828020want to be my wife? I'm mentally ill as well.
would another male truly make me a quivering mess, the way i think it will play out? or will i have an identity crisis the moment he pushes his tip inside my ass? i would rather have it be a guy i trust, at least enough to sleep next to, without worrying if i'll wake up. i don't know if that's what a bf is or a fwb.
>>42828106post daddy pole
>>42828119not that mentally ill m8
>>42828108I am not a bottom but from what I have heard, if you get really hot at the idea of getting penetrated then chances are very high that you'll love it in reality. I would encourage bottoms itt to chime in, though.
>>42828108I think I'd freak out and over analyze the whole interaction probably to a point I don't even get to the penetrish stage
>>42828088Kind of dodged the question o.o
>>42828128you're looking for a tranny wife in a gay gen, you're as good as it sounds, don't make yourself look like you're of any worth
>>42828108Could even tey dating someone and being upfront.Maybe you should just agree to suck someones dick, and then when you see how that is you can ask him to fuck or bounce?And yeah actual dicks are way better than dildos, are you gay?
I wish he would talk like that about my cock
>>42828187Thank you for asking. Here's a bouquet of kitties
>>42828108Sex is not a substitute for self awareness. You have to know what you know, and know why.
>>42828259I'll have a catholic, orthodox, and a baptist pray for you to cover 3 denominations
>>42828204I'm not actually going to marry him
Do you gays plan to get married one day?
>>42828137it's not about hottness, it's what my body wants, probably because i fried my neurons by repeatedly poking my prostate for years. basically, i turned myself into a bottom, unintentionally.>>42828167if he puts his dick in you that doesn't make you boyfriends, it just means you're fuckable. if he kisses you, then maybe he's interested.imo it's better to have no thoughts while taking dick.. i figure that's only possible after forming a bond..oh, i really could see myself blissfully relaxing as my top makes love to me (oops did i say that out loud haha)what else would you overanalyze
>>42828344Go get some dick, you deserve it.
>>42828365i doubt i'd find a male i'd even want to mate with, around here.
>>42828309only to a woman
tldrhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKXu_eL3IhE
>>42828383Where is around here?
What does it feel like to want to be penetrated if you've never done it before?
>>42828309No, but I hope to
>>42828286Awwww thank you bro
Imagine having jungle fever.
>>42828416I want them to make me pregnant
good thing i only have yellow fever
>>42828411i live in a gay ass city, and it's filled with freaks. whenever i do see a cute guy, we're almost never a match, or there's something wrong with him like poly or other weird shit..it is rare to see a single, well-adjusted man who is genuinely monogamous (and on top of all that i have to be attracted to him)
Is posting cropped porn a bannable offense?
>>42828137Excuse me. You're not a bottom? You? You are not a bottom?
>>42828697Depends on image. Usually not, but I have been banned before just for posting dick prints. Depends on the jannie apparently.
>>42828713Correct. What part don't you understand?
Odds and I post me and Timmy sharing a special kiss
they don't call it a 6 inch itch for nothin'
>>42826356Anyone else like getting a spanking? My cop bf gives me one when he gets frustrated.
i wanna get a 3D printer, but i'm way too fucking poor :(
>>42828753he's a brown, he understands very little
>>42828824you can't 3d print a bf, just fyi
>>42828832Ah okay, copy that.
>>42828824yeah and i want a five-axis CNC mill but we can't have everything now can we
>>42828753don't respond to him, he's not even brown, he's a black bloated old and greeying fatso, his whole thing here is posting almost nsfwish bara art, being ignored and doing what's possible to get at least one reply and then act grand. what you need to know about him is that he openly talked about his dreams of raping pregnant women and infants and the minor he knew from his friend he wishes would ask for help losing his virginity. recently the hogger's hobbies include digging holes in the frontyard and calling it agriculture.
I can't help but think there might have been a less hysterical way to put that.
>>42828864what would you even do with a cnc machine?
>>42828799I think I would enjoy it greatly
i was as objective as it can possibly get, stating facts and not allowing my feelings to cloud my judgment
>>42828877Ah okay, figures for someone with that name.
>>42828916Would it chase me down, pin me to the floor, and have it's way with me? Cordless I assume?
>>42828778Post
The secret challenge of impractical jokers is which one is gonna draw a jogger for their mark
dumb fantasy of falling in love with a top without even knowing his name lol
>>42828947i thought you're gonna build something cool :(
>>42828778Did you find the guy he posts kissing someone who's obviosly not you, kissing obviously not him/xeyr?
>>42828999big penis, post it on it's own without timur this time
>>42829014No we're in love. I would never betray him like that
>>42828060timur has aids
>>42829098I mean, everyone does in russia
>>42828753It's hard to fathom you're not a bottom.
i wish to be broken, and then dumped
>>42829307broken heart? Me too.
>>42829320not my heart, my mind. to be dominated by a top, used for pleasure, and then tossed aside like a dirty rag.when i text him asking for a 2nd date, he's like, who are you again? then he blocks me
>>42829341oh, I want a bottom to rip my heart out.
>>42828717Guess we know what type of janny is on shift 2nite
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told...
I have to take a shit but my cat is napping on my tummy. I don't wanna ruin this couch. Decisions decisions
>>42829491in the clearing stands a bottom and a hooker by his trade, and he carries a reminder of every cock that fucked him till he cried out, in his anger and his pain, I am cumming, I am cumming, but the hooker still remains
Good evening! How are you doing today?>>42823300You're welcome <3You seem like a good friend. I would feel fortunate to have you.
>>42829606What's up Marina? My congestion is starting to subside and I got a sweet new shirt from Target.
i just can't stand when people try to punish me for their fuck-ups that i cleaned up. don't come at me like hey you were involved in this bad thing when you made the mess and my involvement was cleaning it up. i'm not the killer. i'm the cleaner.
got my dick drained by a 19 year old arab twink in the bathroom at uni today. what did everyone else do.
>>42829491https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ
Every time I look into breath play every source I can find says DON'T.But I just thought of a different method.Can you do breath play by holding the belly in, preventing the diaphragm from expanding?It avoids the neck entirely and should keep blood circulating.You should be able to do this until ox sat gets too low, which you can monitor with a finger monitor.
>>42829738Nice
>>42829738held up a mirror to a vampire. they failed to reflect.
>>42829738Teach us your ways
>>42829790Usually, I just post a pick of my torso with no name or profile information filled out. Just a six pack and a question. You thirsty?
>>42829790white, big uncut dick, decent face. that's about it because i'm out of shape, nervous and retarded. guys are just easy as fuck if you aren't chopped. also use sniffies
you know how i know retards are running the show? they think you can float at the bottom of the sea.
>>42829738Well done sir.
>>42829800>>42829797>using appsOh nvm. Not impressive if it was prearranged
>>42829822bro I'm not 58 I don't cruise. I could pick up guys easily though at bars but thats too much effort when they can come to me.
Who would win in a fight, a gaycel or a bicel?
>>42829830i agree. i'm not interested in some barfly. they're always so vapid.
>>42829849gaycel for sure. bi guys like me are usually coping and goldstar gay guys have masc4masc superhumans who go to the gym 7 times a week
>>42829869it's from all the protein i get guzzling my bro's loads to meet my macros.
>>42829849bicel top > gaycel top > gaycel bottom > bicel bottom
>>42829869The gaycel has never consumed the semen of another man, which means he doesn't have those magical powers though. The bicel has more anguish from being spurned by both men and women alike, could that allow him to enter a berserker rage?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SVWbxhd7T4
listen: just because i made you feel retarded doesn't mean i was on drugs. it means you were being a retard and you're so unintegrous that you can't admit fault or wrong doing.
>>42829895oh sorry I forgot that cel actually means celibate sometimes not just a random attachment to words people use. the gaycel loses because a gay guy who can't get any has to be extremely ugly.
>>42829892>>42829895but femcels go full femto on chasca
>>42829912Extreme ugliness can be a boon in combat.
>>42829914>femto on chascagonna need an explanation
>>42829923griffith raped gutz's girl in front of him as a power play.
>>42829912but is he actually trying to get some or just too autistic and in the gym all day?
agree or disagree?
i wanna get dicked down by a hung dude but im scared of stds and i dont wanna get aids :(
>>42829964I like the captions and clips but yeah the raw vid is mid
>>42829972Let me guess, you also don't have a job, don't have a driver's license, don't know how to navigate public transit, and live with your parents.
>>42830001damn all of this describes me except for the public transport partbut at least i have been dicked down by a hung dude unlike anon
>>42830001i make 6 figs, faggot. money doesnt magically make my sex life better
>>42830009In your own home or in his home?
>>42829972Have you ever heard of condoms?
If you use apps, it's not because you don't cruise. It's because you can't.
>>42830009your dad doesn't count.
>>42830057Weird LARP/flex, but okay. Enjoy AIDS, I guess.
>>42830057imagine bragging about being a whore irl lol gotta base your self worth on something I guess
>>42830017my house a few weeks in a row in the afternoons while it was empty
>>42830014you know how i know you're retarded? you make six figures and can't afford a hooker.
>>42830079hookers wont love me
Have any of you actually met a guy irl outside of a gay context?
>>42830102sweety, you don't know what love is. you're own mother doesn't even love you.
>>42830078>having the house empty for any substantial amount of timeLucky fuck.
>>42830109what does that mean, like made friends with someone? >>42830114i should really take advantage of it more
You know, jail's not all that bad. Three meals a day. A whole bunch of time to read and reflect on life. All my friends are here. It's like a party. Can get drunk all day. No responsibilities. They got a sick gym to work out in
If you need to scroll through a commercial catalog of dicks on a device to get sex, you are a fundamentally broken human being. It's as easy to prove as taking away your phone.
>>42830102Solidarity brother. I'm in the same boat. At some point it'll work out I'm sure
are they broken or have they evolved? they think you're primitive and deceitful for hiding from the world. they call you a pussy because you can't post a pic of yourself online. you're ostracized from the heard for refusing assimilation.
what is love?
>>42830187yeh, meet them as a friend of a friend or co-worker or something.
>>42830237baby don't hurt me
Apple pie and coffee.
>>42830255only one friend of my friend's has ever given off gay vibes to me and he was a real stuck up private school prick who i disliked like 10 seconds after meeting kek
>>42830255>yeh, meet them as a friend of a friend or co-worker or something.Small problem: I have to stay closeted because everyone I know hates fags (including me).
>>42829714Hi! I was just having dinner while watching TV with my dad. I'm glad you're feeling better! Did you have a cold? And oh nice! What kind of shirt? I saw some new shirts at Walmart I want to get.
>>42830109I'm the reverse. I only have straight friends. Don't know any gays. Don't have any gay relations. My best advice is be tall and the straights will subtly acknowledge your place higher on the hierarchy
>>42830286Really bad allergies. A cream colored crew neck. It looks SO good on me.
>>42830237when he tenderly kisses your shoulder while shooting his load inside your ass.
>>42830308I'm a bi top, the problem I have is I'm not gay enough and just blend in with the straights.
>>42830109Yes.>>42830212Sounds like you don't get laid.
>>42826356chokeslammed
It's just a little bit of horseplayI've been slow cooking swine
Will you invite me back to your placeI make my own wineI can hear my friend howling downstairsYou and me ain't going to sleep tonight
>>42830339that's cute
>>42830389go away, you're a creep.
>>42830339I like guys like that
>>42830339I'm a gay bottom, the problem I have is I'm not gay enough and just blend in with the straights.
i can't be friends with guys who are cute, because i will always yearn for them in unspeakable ways.
>>42830436maybe that's why I don't have any friends... all the guys want to bang me... yeah....
>>42830403Suck my dick. You're a loser.
>>42830458i have straight friends, you're probably just a creep that's why no one likes you
>>42830400>>42830407it's very isolating, especially on top of dealing with being bisexual
>>42830466I'm not a creep, I just don't socialize at all>>42830469need straight acting bi top bf to socialize with and then have enjoyable sex with afterwards and cuddle and snuggle and sleep together
>>42830481you forgot holding hands
>>42830422just bee gay bro
squeak
>>42830533I just want to make a man happy and feel good :(holding hands is nice especially if his are much bigger and he has thick wrists and he lets me rest my head on his shoulder
What % of gaygen is straight guys trying to convince themselves and others that they are gay? Because I get that vibe from a lot of these posts.
>>42830560>straight guys trying to convince themselves and others that they are gaywhy would anyone do this
ive been a worthless neet for about 9 years now but i bought a shitty suit from uniqlo to cosplay as a proper member of societyis this something i could conceivably wear on a date or do i look like a homeless person who robbed a thrift store
>>42830568Who knows, it's 4chan. Maybe they are frustrated permavirgins?>>42830578I like it.
>>42830555sorry bro I'm a manlet
>>42830578I mean I'd like to fuck you if that's what your asking
>>42830560i'm a bi bottom. so by default i'm less gay than the guy topping me, who is actually like extra gay.
>>42830310I'm sorry about your allergies. :( My dad gets bad allergies too.And oh fancy! I would like to see it if you do get it.
The whole obsession with the bottom top dynamic has ruined the gay community. Why is it so normalized for other gay men to ask me about which sexual position i prefer right when they first talk to me, like its my pronouns or some shit? Not to mention how many people treat being a top or bottom like a zodiac sign, no im not a dominant assertive alpha male just because i prefer to top.
>>42830268Yummy! One of my favorites ^u^
>>42830621It's not a hard question. Know what you want, and don't waste time.
you guys are such faggots.
>>42830621Typical bottom answer
>>42830628theres more to human interaction than just sex, plus its creepy as fuck.
if my bf was a top i wouldn't see him the same
im so full rn
>>42830640No one has time to deal with intimately challenged.
>>42830640Creepy? You're making a fuss about it.
Ive had hemorrhoids for over a year and they will never go away because of my OCD wiping that i cannot stop. I want to try bottoming since im a sub but i never will be able too, and nobody wants a subtop so im basically doomed to virginity
>>42830699imagine if a straight man approached a woman and the first thing he asked her is what position she would want to get fucked in. >>42830695no one has time to deal with an STD ridden porn-brained slut
>>42830714You don't get out much.
Oh my god one of my stupid fat fucking chud roommates keeps coughing every two fucking minutes and because the goddamn walls in the US are built with fucking tissue paper I can hear it like its a fucking 32kbps mp3 file grating upon my cochleas I fucking hate it here holy shit
>>42830714we as fags have accepted some men don't like being fucked in the ass and it's relevant information to sexual compatibility that straight people don't need to do because it's assumed man likes fucking vagina woman likes being fucked in the vagina 100% of the time
The cochlea is the spiral-shaped part of the inner ear
>>42830727neither do you considering you get off to furry bara
>>42830741
>>42830735im pretty sure any guy can enjoy being fucked in the ass just fine if done right. sex positions arent a sexuality lmao
>>42830620
I love bears. Nothing like being on top of a big naked dude, making out and rubbing against each other.
>make pictureless, descriptionless, nameless Grindr account to lurk and judge>keep getting messages asking "what’s up" or "how r u"Why are they like this?
>>42830802how r u?
>>42830802When I was in college I was hanging out with some friends, one of them, female, was going through a Grindr account she had made in order to try to ID the closeted gays on campus.
>>42830807Pretty good, having an episode of incel despair this month but that aside, couldn’t be better.
>>42830809What an evil bitch
>gay>incel?
>>42830821Yeah isn't that wild? Makes you wonder how many people are doing the same thing in your local neighborhood. It wasn't like malicious on her part, to be fair, I think she just found it amusing. She wasn't like, exposing them.
>>42830809what the fuck
>>42830819k
>>42830827Id still say thats pretty evil, but its par for the course when it comes to straight neurotypicals. I swear they all get sadistic pleasure out of looking at us like zoo animals
>>42830702get a bidet, I can't believe people actually still use only toilet paper to wipe.
Many men don’t come out at 20. Some don’t at 30. Some don’t until much later. Some never formally “come out” but allow their lives to speak for them gradually. Some negotiate partial disclosure. Some find their parents soften over time in ways that were unimaginable earlier.
how would you feel if your bf walked around the house in a long sleeve shirt and panties?
>>42830961single
>>42830961Terrified because I live with my parents and the idea that I could ever be a sexual creature probably makes them very, very sad.
>>42830799need more bear love in this place
>>42830961i live in a kill at will state so i would stand my ground and mag dump him
>>42831007Franklin will show up to defend his home.
>>42830809she was fujoshing out
what would you do if your shiza had a diverticulitis flare up
>>42831124
